Surely should be cream on first.
👀

You will lose my custom if I see you swearing like that again!

Defo cream then jam 👌🏻😆

The orange one is ok but have you tried the golden Caramel one, it is basically a Caramac Toblerone and it is 😋

😂

Simple things mate

You can always close a dispute with no repercussions if the weed comes. Don't let them drag it out till the dispute window closes

That's what a dispute is for

Do I type ‘dispute Borg’ ?
It’s day 9 now I can start one.

Go into the order and there should be a 'dispute' option to click. The refund will be calculated based on your history. I've only made 2 disputes over roughly 200 orders so got 90% back both times. I only order from sellers doing special next day delivery now though to try and avoid the headache of disputes and missing stuff. How you get sorted soon.

I wish I could attach a photo to this reply I have been staring at that order for 20 minutes and I cannot see the word dispute anywhere

go to the order page for the missing item... if the dispute window is open it will be highlighted in the top left corner next to review... click on dispute and follow the info provided

Go to your order page and a ‘dispute’ tab will show in blue in the left margin (it’s time sensitive so my appear day 10). Just click to start the process. Vendor will be informed. He has 16 days to resolve with you before auto resolution…

Patience amigo....RM ain't what they used to be.

If its not marked as Sent within 100 hours you will get an auto refund- refund borg will ask you for a wallet address and send straight away.

If its marked as Sent and hasn't arrived after 9 days the Dispute tab will appear on your order page.

It’s definitely been had.
Might be because LV stuff 12 items into a single little box and it stood out? Wouldn’t surprise me.
I did try and contact them and ask for it to be put in a bigger box or 2 but being LV they aren’t big on communication are they.

Wouldn't be my vendor of choice I must say...

Another day another no show.
Those at LV are now answering messages but not refencing the order of £300 just the £40 shake order.
Absolute shower of shit bunch of DROP SHIPPING CUNTS

As I thought.
Another day goes by without arriving.
The seller has got intouch with the classic 2 word reply of ‘ I’m confused’.
All relevant info has been supplied for them to look into where this £300 order is?
On one previous order they had completely forgot to post it… so u can’t rule this out at this stage.
The frustrating bit is the communication from them and not having the funds to just do another and then wait the 2-3 weeks for the refund.
Fml

With this vendor it gets posted within hours usually and arrives in 24hrs—-ALWAYS. Like every time. So I have confidence they’ve posted it— but it’s not come.

Polly. You wanna know how I’m so sure it’s gone?
Because this parcel is extremely extremely extraordinarily VIP.
The face I need it badly is why this one out of 30 will go!!
It’s called being unlucky.
I bet I get a visit from it too.

I can feel it

They posted it then It will be with you soon buddy. Chill…it’s always an anxious wait but your coin is protected….

As suspected 9 days later it’s not arrived.
When it wasn’t here by 3rd day it was obvious something was up.

This is what I’m saying. They posted it on the same day as they posted an item they owed me. That’s the basis of my concern here. You see?

9 days after its marked as sent until you can open a dispute, then 2 weeks for the dispute to run its course providing the seller hasn't settled it willingly AND providing it goes in your way.

PS. 3 days isnt enough time to declare it as lost.

Give your vendor a chance

Something tells me that if an order goes missing and it bankrupts me— I probably shouldn’t be doing it.

I’m now wasting £70 of my £210 monthly food budget ( paid on 4th) on a Q of the streets.
I’m beginning to realise I’m a cunt

afternoon brother never go hungry plenty of places can give you food if u run short - for many cannabis is a need not a want so if thats your situation dont beat self up maybe just a 8th till ur parcel drops just idea ✌️

Currently looking at rehabs and dreaming.
Thanks for reaching out.

Because some people seem to believe they are a good vendor and leave good ratings 🤷

I’m one.
28 sales without issue made them a good vendor.
A day to arrive and £73 for 14gs—-what’s not to like?
They fall apart when faced with a problem.

I’m a week into this mess.
Unsure if police are coming to see me too now.
All I’ve got back is 2 word replies ‘ I’m confused’ —— ‘ my bad’ —- give details and u get it sorted with zero intention of doing anything to help me find out where the heck is my shit?

This is how they operate, I've been where you are.
Nothing has been intercepted, because it hasn't been sent.
Good luck 🤞

Concerning, but I wouldn't worry about the police. If it's disappeared more than likely it was stolen at a mail centre

I’ve tried to have a conversation with them about how to not have the parcels look over filled- but they didn’t get back to me.
I think I’m gonna go back to scoring off the street for £200.
The stress of worrying has put its hand on the situation and I simply can’t do stress these days,it affects me a great deal.

Pick better vendors rather than go back to the street mate. The Gentlemen Dealers, as an example, have a 100% NDD record with me and they send the tracking link once the package is sent so there's no worrying about where your parcel is. The Spacemen, Dr Greenthumb and Sensi Mart have also never failed with NDD for me.

Order some carts ;)

Can't go wrong with some carts.

Very much beyond my pocket.
The few I’ve had left me feeling that I’d better not have anymore. I’m not one for doing that to myself,not these days anyway.
I made it 9/10s towards getting an oz of ‘mamba LR’ off you a while back but something went wrong to scupper that wildly optimistic goal. I had every intention of enjoying putting that in a cartridge. I get that it may not be winterised but it would have done me.

I’ve just received a message from LV asking me to wait—cheeky cunt. Wait,it’s been 9 days.
No follow ups of ‘posted just now should have it soon’.. he’s still fucking me about.
I’m going to dispute it now as it’s been 9 days like BUDZINHO suggested. Chears bud !!
Sorry to be that guy who shares too much info but I am that guy.

dispute dat ass

Never trust a man who promotes themselves as Louis Vuitton cannabis 😂

OZ ARRIVED TODAY.- finally.
In all fairness I’ve only had 2 issues with LV in over 25 sales.
I get it in under 24hrs 9/10 times and fits my price point of £150 a zip.
I’m not gonna lie,their comms is fucking diabolical and I urge them to maybe check in more than once a week but won’t hold my breath.

I wait on 100 gram bin 2 week tols him dispute 8th

Transaxe got your back ultimately. You will get it bro.
I have… every time. (4 or 5)

Finally arrived today.
It is banging shake to be fair. It was ZOAP for a while like in photo but seems to have changed slightly flavour wise. Still great.
Here’s a previous example of the ratios of smalls and trim they put out consistently. I’ve heard great things about REALD skittle shake. May have to give him a visit next month.. everyone loves the value shake/trim brings.

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Don’t miss our new vendor promos - We’ve got Cali GAS at Star Dawg prices 🏆🥊

Very exciting to see you here guys. Can I respectfully ask why your bud comes ground? Cheers and God’s speed.

I’ve had 25+ sales with them with no complaint.
The real test is WHEN it goes wrong. Do they go out of their way to solve it ? A resounding no in my experience.
I get the strong impression they consider their customers as mugs and ‘we can wait’. Well fuck you CUNT

is it bill sykes or can you actually say the name

Sorry I'm going to have to kill you now, nothing personal you understand.

appreciate the heads up bill, i'm removing my gold teeth so mum has something.

You just said it again lad. This *is* starting to get personal.

This is why I tricked him into killing himself, you guys see what he's like?

If only mate.
What tricks you got for me?
You gonna juggle ?

Don't speak without leave mister, e's a bleedin' good boy 'e is!

I'd love to see more of this sort of thing..

at least give us a pronoun preference

😂

LV— but there listings are gone.

You alright?

ULC...

Hard to tell from a Pic but a few things:

This extract has for sure been overheated, that could be from not letting it cool enough. It could also be from not cleaning between each hit.

After each dab you should wipe the banger with a cotton bud or dunk it in iso

Try a cold start, clean up then another cold start if you get the same result it's the extract that's not great.

I use cheap Amazon bangers but I wipe after every dab and dunk them in iso for a few hours every weekend and they look brand new, I also only do cold starts as I hate trying to clean quartz

Yeaaaah i should have said on my post that its very important to make sure your banger is totally clean from the previous dab. The teeniest little bit of left over extract in it will start to burn when you heat the banger next time.
I dont have a full on iso dunk station, but I first wipe the banger with a couple of cotton buds & then when its cooled enough, I dip it into a plastic tub thats filled with isopropyl a few times to rinse out any remaining bits and the wipe the inside with a piece of tissue paper to speed up the drying.

I usually only get USA/Canadian imported extracts. Most of the time ive had any that were UK made....although they tasted amazing and were as strong as any imported ones....they tended to all leave a bit of dark residue in the banger. Most darker hash rosins ive tried also leave residue.
So your issue could be 3 things really
1) Too hot
2) Banger wasn't fully clean before heating
3) Extract is more home made quality rather than lab extracted grade.
Hope you find out which one it was :)

Thanks for this.
Will be cleaning.

And maybe trying shatter next time.
I’m not liking crumble at all.
Weak as fuck

Shatter and crumble are different consistencies of the same product, bho.

Badder, budder, live resin are all much terpier than shatter or wax.

Also try an erig as you can be sure the temp is always consistent which allows you to judge the product rather than have any variance from your consumption method.

Too hot here.

Thanks.
I am blasting off any residue from previous attempt,but admittedly not wiping.
From what I can see I need to be between 400-500c but the shitty £10 heat reading gun doesn’t seem to be able to read anything from the banger? Move it to the side and check the floor and it works fine,so I’m just guessing the heat really.
I have had a couple of clean rips that left nothing-so it’s obviously that I need to be aiming for I suppose?

I’ve got four different flavours of crumble here and I can’t taste a remote bit of difference between any of them.

This is by no means a rule of thumb but if you’re using a banger and a torch to heat it up, heat it for 30 seconds and then leave it for a minute before dropping extract in and dabbing. I used to use a stopwatch timer thing on my phone when I used to dab a lot. Heat for 30 and then at 1:30 take the dab and see how that goes.

This is 100% your problem.

There is no such thing as "blasting off the residue", you are just burning the residue onto your nail. You can't clean quartz by heating it with a blowtorch, you damage the quartz and bake the product into it.

You should only torch your banger to heat for a dab, and you should only clean by wiping with a cotton bud and iso.

Don't listen to anyone who says you can torch your banger clean, that's not possible.

That’s what I saw others doing before so I repeated.
My iso hasn’t arrived yet so making do.

I’ve just gone to have a dab and I’ve pulled the banger out and all the previous dabs are just gathered up further down the elbow!! So that’s why I haven’t been getting anything off of it. Why is it doing this?
Is the whole head meant to be heated up down to where it joins the main bong?

The amount you see in this photo is half of what was there,I heated it up and smoked it.

This could be a few things

Letting the banger cool for too long so the extract cools when travelling down the stem

Dabbing a big glob

Too much residue buildup so the dab doesn't have enough space to evaporate on the nail getting pulled down the stem

Pulling too hard on the bong, dabs vapourise so you don't have to pull a flame through a bowl and can hit it softer than a flower bowl

Could be a combination of these things

If it is a laser thermometer you are trying to use it won't read glass because it distorts the laser. If you can get something that can take the heat and the laser like a brass spoon gauze you can use your thermometer on then remove it before you dab, might be worth a try 👍

Thanks for the tip but I’m more accepting of the fact I can’t do it and move on.

Personally for me I use a blowtorch to heat the banger for 1 minute, let it cool for 1 minute, drop in my dab and inhale with a carb cap. That usually clears the dab in one bit but sometimes a quick reheat for a few seconds will get the last of it. I always wipe out the banger with a cotton bud after each dab to avoid the previous dab charring onto the glass when I heat the next one. Just bear in mind, concentrates are made by extracting the oils and resins from the plant matter. If it’s made poorly some plant matter will still end up in the concentrate which ends up causing more mess in your banger.

I would like to have a temp reader that actually works,that would be helpful. Maybe I was expecting too much by buying the heat reader gun that checks for c-19 on your forehead and expecting it to read 400c.? Unsure.
I will enjoy one rip of these 4 grams-maybe🤣🤣.

Thanks for the tips.

If some types of extract are too hot then they leave some dark residue in the banger like in your pic….but some types of extract leave residue in the banger even if the temp is correct.
Generally speaking I would recommend you do your dabs on the cooler side.
I use a small kitchen style blow torch and I heat for 45 seconds & then I let it cool down for 1 minute before I stick the extract in.
You could try a cold start dab sometime & see if that leaves residue in the banger. If it does then it’s the extract that’s the problem rather than the temp.

electronic coil e-nail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
keeps the temperature at the same level for as long as u want. i dab at 480° to 510° depending on how strong my lungs are that day. just throw a dab in and just sip on it over a couple mins while i play games. dont have to worry about a thing. but also make sure u have a mega clean banger between dabs as already stated above. the banger itself may also contribute but i have only ever used quartz so cannot comment

Evenly heat your banger for 1 minute, depending on what you’re dabbing or how hot you want it. If bho I’d leave it for at least 90 seconds to get the best terps if hash rosin and done properly you could probably hit around 60/65 seconds. How your banger looks after should give you a good idea if you’ve been dabbing fire or shit. This is what I do with terp slurpers so may differ for you but when I used a thermometer 90 seconds was around 550c 60 second about 600c. All depends how you wanna dab if you wanna get high as fuck hit it hot and hurty, you’ll cough your lungs up but after 5 minutes and after the sweats and thinking you’re going to die you’ll be higher then a mother fucker

Yeah I had those effects at a mates a few weeks ago.
All sweaty and can barely breathe through 35 years of weed smoking.
Yep—this is a young utes game clearly.!!

I was just bored I think.

Have a good weekend.

Cleanest (depending on who you’ve got it from) and quickest way to get fucked I love it. Bit like crack 😂

Tried both blowtorch heating and induction heating and I couldn't get the hang of either. Came to the conclusion that I shouldn't be near super heated things nor prolonged open flames whilst very high. Sorted that by getting an e-nail, so you just set the temp, wait for it to heat, drop in concentrates and dab. You're 100% guaranteed to know then that it's definitely not the temp.

This is my thinking at the moment too. Blowtorches to get high looks/feels fucking dumb-even to me.

I will look at this ecoil thing.
Let me guess —£100 ?

Just looked it up. £80 currently inc postage. Mine's from a company called Freeze Pipe (they make bongs and recyclers and whatnot) that rebrands someone else's e-nail and sells it in the UK. Sturdy decent product.

Here.
Have a fucking laugh at this mess.

Yes I’ve just seen that device on YouTube,thanks for the info.

I’m going to quit while I’m only a £100 in I think.
This really isn’t me.

I’m not even melting it !!!!
I’m sucking it straight through.

What a muppet.

got mint from recommended vape supplies. make sure u get the right size for ur banger, 25mm most common

Since posting this I have learnt that cooler temperatures were needed.
In comparison It’s night n day terps wise.

Thanks for the replies though.
✌🏼❤️

Been looking for that kind of info myself. Ended up sticking in a bong with a bit of green. Will now try the heat up 1min method.

I think I will wait to til I get to America to do this stuff.

Seems like what we get is some distant relative of the real thing but it’s new to us so we open our wallets.
I’d swap 2 grams of kush for 2 full grams of crumble—in a sec.

I hope yours does something to you. 💪

You had to consciously choose to add a picture of a video instead of a link, come on now lee 😂

Don’t get it.
Sorry

If you want people to see that video, providing a link will be helpful.

Thanks at least for clarifying wtf was going on.
It honestly had me completely confused.

Soo... Link? 🤣

Must admit.
Even I laughed at that.

Thanks.
Needed

So what's the link my guy

Shit times for everyone bro, you're not alone

Added terps can be the good the bad and the ugly. The good (natural plant extracted) are very expensive so are often substituted for what are the equivalent of artificial flavourings in food. I’m always doubtful when people rave about “lip smacking flavours like Opal Fruits!” without questioning why that might be.

Crumble should have all natural terps. Problems begin with distillate because terps are lost during extraction and added in afterwards…

“We’ll just chuck a bit of eliquid flavouring in with it”

No wonder peoples bangers are getting all charred.

And in any other community, saying that last sentence would be an instant ban.

Avoid wax and crumble

Fake stuff is being made by whipping distillate and terps until it turns into a wax consistency then freezing it

I’ve seen them vids.

Have you tried doing that? Because it won't come out like crumble. It will come out a sticky horrible mess. Crumble is finger ready, you can handle it with your fingers without issue. You can't 'whip' distillate up, at room temperature, especially with terps added, it will go back to it's original form. You COULD freeze it, but whenever someone takes it out, it will revert back to distillate. Where did you read that?

fresh pressed rosin is usually the best way to lose terps depending on temp. opposite end of the spectrum, say diamonds can be terpy as fuck and sweet as a nut depending on strain. how you dab can also effect the terps (temperature, cleanliness, equipment) and if you are dabbing wrong you may as well just be smoking air that gets u high

Other way round mate WPFF hash rosin preserves the most terps, diamonds are pure THCa with no terps .

Diamonds are flavourless by default, they always have terps re-added. The terps are removed during the manufacturing process.

I know it’s an extraction process but that taste is stupid sickly over the top sweet.

Get in touch with us for a free half gram sample of our crumble.

May change your thoughts on crumble mate.

So it can join the rest of this.?
🤣🤣.
Thanks but no thanks.
I know when I’m beaten.

Never have I seen smoke residue like THAT

That’s not residue.
That’s crumble

Mate, go get checked by your dr.. thats some nasty shit 🤮

No worries at all mate ❤️

I would go back to the message request wer they asked for ur BTC addy ... and reply to it again with ur addy ... they may have missed the 1st reply and this mite get u back up the list ... hopefully 😁

I have multiple times over the last 5 days.
I’m out choring food ffs

That's not a particularly long timeframe for them, and you're not likely to get any response over weekends. I've had to give them a nudge in the past and that seemed to get something done, unless they were doing it anyway and that was coincidental.

I’ve had 2 other returns previously.
One was completed in 36 hours and the other was a day.
When they asked me for my info for the return I assumed I was close to getting the £185 back.
But after waiting 5 days im beginning to suspect I’m not getting it.

Been going on since the 12th and I’m fucked off with it.