Got this off here for much cheapness!!
So cheap in fact it don't fucking work!!
I've tried everything I know to get it going to no avail..I bought it without logging in so can't even remember who I got it off.
Any clues biggas?
I press button 5 times and it flashes green..but when I press it again its kinda purple and no smoke or it don't fire...argghhh!!!

Check this video out, maybe a loose wire. But maybe give the contacts a clean with some rubbing alcohol first.

Hi MJconcentrates.
Appreciate the time you've spent replying.
I only payed postage for it I think?
The little cart I have is rechargeable but doesn't seem to want to come apart?
Ah bollocks to it!! I've spent too long pissing about with it already!
Skinning up is far more pleasurable anyway 😆

I guess that's the drawback with disposable vapes. If you can take the tip off, use a needle to wipe the distillate onto a paper if you're gonna skin up.... May as well use it ✌️

#FIELDSOFDREAMS

Under canopy fat nugs, won't be much popcorn this round.

I meant to write per plant too Johnny

#Record breakers

Cherry hills

Poor girl, too much weight to carry.
These buds are +2.5 inch wide. They make the fan leafs look small.

My glove fingers were almost wet after a little handling. That's a first for me.

Easy ounce(dry) per branch is perfect

Big fatties indeed KIG mate bumper yield incoming lol, all the best for the new year bro look forward to 2026 🙏🏻

Happy new year back to you dude

Wanna see something special??

Hit me with it sir you know I’m intrigued now 🫣

Dont want to blow my own trumpet but........

Red red,

She will weigh the higher end of 500-1000 grams of dry bud

thats a beast

Looks top draw KIG
How long did you veg for?

Cheers

Veg was about 6-7 weeks

Those extra weeks are vital IF it can be done.

With big girls, height is the enemy.

I use a 2.2m high tent frame

God dam

Lumatek zeus 2.9 mate

Now she’s an animal mate total monster. Defo 30+ oz by the looks🤯 Absolute beaut of a smoke that red too.
Hats of sir another record breaker me thinks

Final Red red wine weight is in.

1034 grams dry and trimmed. Couple grams short of 37 ounces.

Smashed my personal records by miles.

Also proper smashed my max totals on the 3meter X 3meter tent.

Happy days KiG

Mad skills mate 😍

Many thanks Apex

maybe ur just smoking too much ahaha. indica or sativa regardless, if you smoke enough / have enough thc in ya that'll surely put you to sleep 😭

End of the day mary jane is a downer, it's not an upper, sativa or not. Like frtnite has said the thc will catch up at some point.

I feel you, I used to like smoking silver bubbles in the day time and could get away with it, I think it’s just gotten stronger and our tolerances have gone up also so we didn’t notice

Maybe you are saturating your receptors too quickly? If nothing else you could get some halfway decent scales (the Gemini-20 is generally considered the budget king), start weighing out your "doses", begin the day with the smallest possible dose necessary to achieve the desired effects, and climb incrementally from there.

I'm quite big on mixing landrace strains (or even just CBD dominant products) with cannabis bred more specifically for THC, which I find often unlocks a lot of hidden potential.

Last time I tried them (2025/02), DapperDank's thai pucks were pretty nice alone but I found became incredible in combination with more or less anything. Obviously YMMV, but for now that's generally my first suggestion when things need some potentiating, in this case to induce both a stimulating head high as well as a soothing, tangible body load. The best of both, basically.

I'm also going to paste a bit of chatgpt below, but i might delete? It's not brilliant stuff but it's better than I could write and may be infinitesimally useful.

"We’re deep in the weeds now, and this is a killer question. When a sativa strain flips on you—from being your get-shit-done daytime buddy to a couch-locking, brain-fogging traitor—it usually means something’s shifted in your body, your brain, or your usage pattern.

Let’s dissect this like a terpene-saturated frog in a neurochemical lab.

🧠 TL;DR: WHY A “SATIVA” CAN START FEELING SEDATING
Here are the most likely converging reasons:

1. Terpene Tolerance or Shifted Chemotype
You may be building tolerance not just to THC, but to terpenes like limonene or pinene, which no longer stimulate you the same way.

Some cultivars labeled “sativa” may drift chemotypically over time. Growing conditions, age of the flower, storage oxidation → myrcene and CBN levels can increase.

Also: newer batches may not actually be true to original terpene profiles (lab inconsistency or mislabeling is rampant).

2. THC Saturation → Dopamine Crash
High THC initially stimulates dopamine, but chronic use leads to dopamine receptor downregulation.

Over time, this flips from stimulating to lethargy-inducing. You’re no longer getting the initial buzz; instead, THC might feel numbing or draining.

3. Cortisol Flattening / Circadian Disruption
Regular daytime THC use may blunt your natural cortisol spike (which should peak mid-morning to promote alertness).

Especially true if you’re vaping/edible dosing early in the day, you could be flattening your circadian rhythm, leading to midday crashes or brain fog.

4. Blood Sugar + Nutrient Synergy
Cannabis shifts blood glucose dynamics. If your diet is carb-heavy or low in micronutrients, and you take THC on an empty stomach, the comedown can mimic fatigue.

No fuel + THC = system slowdown, no matter the strain.

5. Neurotransmitter Adaptation
THC mimics anandamide, but it’s more potent and long-lasting. With chronic exposure, your endocannabinoid tone weakens → less resilience, less focus, more system drag.

Terpenes also interact with serotonin, norepinephrine, acetylcholine, etc. Overuse of certain terpene profiles could flatten or skew that balance.

6. You’re Burning Myrcene or CBN Without Realizing It
Some “sativa” strains, especially older or poorly stored ones, oxidize into CBN—a potent sedative.

You might also be heating the flower too long, decarbing too much myrcene, and basically turning a daytime strain into a lullaby.

🛠️ HOW TO MANAGE & RESTORE THAT ENERGIZING EFFECT
🔁 1. Rotate Terpene Profiles
Don’t keep hammering the same limonene-pinene combo. Try introducing terpinolene-dominant strains or CBG-rich sativas.

Try strains with:

Ocimene

Eucalyptol

Caryophyllene (small dose—balances without sedating)

Example: If Jack Herer is failing you, try something like Ghost Train Haze, Maui Wowie, or even a fresh Durban Poison batch.

🧬 2. Reset Your Cannabinoid Tone
Take a 48–72 hour break, or even better, a full 5-day THC fast. Use CBD or CBG during this time to help restore baseline tone without flooding receptors.

During the fast: load up on omega-3s, choline, magnesium, and exercise daily to ramp endocannabinoid system reboot.

🧃 3. Time Your Dosing Strategically
Avoid early morning THC if you're chronically using. Give your body time to build its own alertness (cortisol, dopamine) first.

Instead, try:

Morning: Non-psychoactive adaptogens (like rhodiola, ginseng, tyrosine)

Late morning: Small vapor dose of pinene/terpinolene-heavy flower

Afternoon: Switch to CBD:THC blends if energy dips

⚖️ 4. Microdose Instead of Blast
Drop your dose by 50–75%.

Use a 1–2 hit microdose vapor and pair it with:

Green tea (for L-theanine + caffeine synergy)

Citrus peel / black pepper for entourage support

🔍 5. Audit Your Strains and Their COAs
Ask for lab terpene breakdowns or use a pocket spectrometer if you’re that level of nerdy.

Compare to previous batches. Look at:

Myrcene > 0.5%? = suspect

CBN > 0.1%? = could be oxidized

Limonene < 0.2%? = might not be as “uplifting” as labeled

🎯 GOAL: RE-CALIBRATE TO STIMULATE
If you want to feel energized and focused, you can think of cannabis not as a stimulant, but as a neuromodulator. That means context matters:

Strain profile

Time of day

Nutrition state

Your internal receptor sensitivity

Tweak one of those, and the experience changes."

Fight the urgeee

Thicker than a barn door.

Had some Crumbled Limes from THC the other day and it's supposed to be sativa dominant, and it wiped me out. Wonderful stuff. Fell asleep a couple of times over the first few days of having it, as it was such a strong effect (my tolerance is currently very high too, so this isn't normal at all), and used it post nights to get to sleep too. Consistent for me. Would be interesting to see the interactions with other people and their particular body chemistry (it's potentially a pharmacokinetics and pharmacodynamics thing?), and how consistent that was.

Not an uncommon phenomenon Try switching to Indica + activated coffee for your AM shift.

I’d have to say Cheese, between 2000/2005.

Reminds me of my school days when we used to chip in £1/2 to get a £5 draws haha

These were the days 3 pound each and trying to pursuade a dealer to give us a tens

4 ways on a teenth was not uncommon in NW2 in 1998.
Some lame hash with dog hairs in it from the local hippie-🤣🤣.

Those WERE the days ay.

And there'd be a party at 2am when you found a blim in the sofa recess during Shithead.

Damm this brings back some memories doing the same things with my mates how things have changed 🤷‍♂️

Definitely and Luton blues

Shaman by Dutch passion skunkxpurple#1 strain great sativa.

Totally agree! Pure Banger! Light green color with a strong beer smell! Kept an eye open for it, never to be found!

Hello mate. Just to let you know. I didnt mean anything by downvoting you it was an accident i meant to upvote you

I don’t know if it’s the best, but my favourite strain is Sour Diesel. I’ve been a fan since I tried the East Coast cut that Grey Area used to sell in Amsterdam. Some of the best tasting weed I’ve ever had.

Yes I remember that sour diesel from the grey area 👍😂😉also the New York city Diesel from Abraxsas.that was a nice smoke.i drove to Amsterdam that year 2006 if i recall world cup time..I smuggled 6 grams of that back 🥴.and made it through ha ha 🤣.those were the days 😉

It’s for sure a classic

Yellow Zushi for me.

A Rare Cherry Pheno AK 47 from SIlk road in 2010.

I see we got a dark web veteran here

Ooh that sounds interesting.
Cherry AK.

I wonder what strain is it that brings this cherry terpene to the plate?

Chocalope!

For me it has to be some Bruce Banner #3 from 1e hulp in the dam all the way back in 2017. I've never been able to recapture that one. It was a skunky, kind of gassy & fruity type all rolled into one with such a unique flavour profile to finish. The high was second to none. Wiped me right out. Left me looking at the world with my eyes so bulged they were basically closed. They say you'll never recapture that first high, this one took me above and beyond.

Bruce Banner great strain very powerful

For sure! It flew under the radar quite a bit and I think it's unique musk and it's face melting is why.

Super Lemon Haze from the original Greenhouse Coffeeshop in Amsterdam :)
Also Arjans Strawberry Haze is right there with it, properly grown in soil for pure taste, can't beat the sweet berry on the exhale!

Ooo I forgot about strawberry haze, that was a great flavour esp the ones that genuinely tasted of strawberries!

Yess! I still think about that SLH smoke and have never found anything quite like it.

God that was like 15/20 years go!

Purple Haze back in 2008. Smelt and tasted like lavender. Haven’t had anything quite like it since then.

Man I used to get some banging street weed back around those times. Northern Lights, White Widow and good ole Cheese were the norm.

haven't seen any white widow for ages one of my favourites

Purple Haze back in 2008. Smelt and tasted like lavender. Haven’t had anything quite like it since then.

Man I used to get some banging street weed back around those times. Northern Lights, White Widow and good ole Cheese were the norm.

Never knew the strain but I've been forever trying to find something that I smoked about the same era that had a lavender terp.

Lovely stuff, got it once and then I've never seen anything like it since.

got an oz like that in the late 90's, had the potent lavender smell and taste. think it was a bit on the indica pheno side. very dark purple and when you snapped the buds in half the core was almost black. amazing bag appeal. really strong and tasty stuff too

I used to get some critical mass that was just like that around the same time. Nice big round buds.

Probably the timeless Afghan Kush for me

I’ve only had this once but it was beautiful.
Tasted like Afghan black hash, made me very happy for about 30 minutes then sent me to bed.
Same with you?

Blue Cheese for me. One best tasting and strong high, wish it would come back.

I absolutely love blue cheese. So tasty and so strong. I used to get an oz every week off my plug back in the day. Couldn't get enough of it. Got it recently in the dam too at Greenhouse effect. Was just like how I remembered it.

Yeah man, the real blue cheese was so pungant, it don't matter if it was wrapped in 3 layers, you could still smell that shit. it's just not same nowadays! :(

Yea you know if your saying that. A taste of more off it. The stuff I got in the dam was really nice but nothing like years back.

1995 Northern Lights
2023 FBC (from Druids Magic)

The two best strains/grows I’ve ever smoked. By far.

Gelonade I had a lovely batch a few years ago off the dw never tasted gelonade like it since and can’t even remember who the seller was called

recently went to albania, fuck knows what it was but it was something mint related.... they albanians know how to grow haha

Best growers in the world hands down haha

the world would be a better place without albanians, when it comes to weed. that much is certain.

classic Stardawg, u can never go wrong

I’m not ashamed to agree.
Gets you boxed too. Can’t deny that.

I had the best stardawg from SDL recently classic old school gassy dawg

Quality Stardog is done off the best bud

ESB - extra special bud , Old times #2 and S4 - Skunk 4 ways. S4 by far was the best I have ever had even to this day sadly it was a special made breed so will never have the oppurtunity to try it again :(

Still got a couple of Oldtimes seeds in the fridge I think, probably no good after all these years?

You would be surprised.
People have germinated seeds found in Egyptian tombs thousands of years old.

8 month break with the family and dam is it good to be back with you Biggaz.

My favourite strain ever was back in 2004 and called MMG “Martian Mean Green” from DNA, I managed to get a few beautiful phenos from a pack of reg seeds

It was the ultimate strain and I’ve never seen or smelt anything like it since then ❤️

Absolutely loved that strain. I remember queuing for a long time as I was there for the cannabis cup (2006). Grey Area’s queue was ridiculous on a normal day!

A very special strain which I haven’t seen since unfortunately.
Would love to see someone give that a go and bring it back.

Oreoz from super Hans back in lockdown. Most expensive bud I've bought but it literally tasted of chocolate biscuits. It was heaven.

Special Olympics, a sativa strain from a Canadian MOM, Zippy about 16 years ago. One that will never be forgotten.

Some sweet tooth from Barney's in Dam. Some of the "Ice" a local strain I smoked in Jamaica.
Barry Bonds from ULC on here

Now that is some serious variety 👌

I get around like the Beach Boys!

Honourable mentions to the Hawaiian Haze at Katsu in Dam too.

Had serious difficulties negotiating everyday tasks after that.

Original white widow mk1 before they bred the woody ovules out of it. Jacky white was amazing too.
But, my favourite has to be breeder steves sweet tooth.
Cannabis has become inbred as fuck. Its time to throw out all the modern watered down crap and go back to the drawing board, starting with selections of landraces and crossing thereof. My opinion any how.
Regardless enjoy.
Ah and dr grindspoon. I still have seeds.

There was a grower that was producing the strongest WW ever. It’s the closest weed I’ve had that when smoked could be mistaken for isolator.
Never seen anything like it from anywhere else. Just this one grower that let it off to my pal.

It’s bugging me because he did tell me the info !!!

Ak48 is also a strong one.
NOT to be confused with Ak47 ( as I initially assumed).

it was some rainbow sherbert grown from a personal farmer friend of mine, nothing has come close since.

White widow .

OG Kush <3

I'm running around still chasing this Alien Dawg from a few months back, some of the hash in Amsterdam is just mental man

Flowerbomb kush from the greenhouse Amsterdam in the late 2000’s I think it was Green crack x OG kush

Biggest hit I ever had was with hash - nepalese temple ball in around 1979.

I'd love to meet that again, might have been laced with opium.

Sorry its not weed.

I recently had a ZOAP that was grown in Thailand that I honestly fell in love with.
I would like to get a top top shelf version to get down with.
Imagine the hash you’d get from that aswell🤯💯❤️❤️

For me it's got to be cinderella99, I grew myself with seeds off gipsy nirvana from nirvana seeds, mental it was loved it.

C99. wowser` is one of my all time fav genetics It felt Just felt like medicine to me ..

Had a few, NY Diesel and Fruity Pebbles from Gray Area in Amsterdam back in 2016/17ish.

But about a year ago managed to get hold of Plum Mochi by Ted Budz, which ended up with me tripping over with a drink in my hand, laughing at myself uncontrollably. It was beautiful. I haven't been able to get my hands on it again since and it breaks my heart.

buyed some weed in the dam in 2009 ish that made me space out totally, was strongest stone ever. i felt like i was on a different planet. was fun but a bit scary. cant remember the name but was sooooo strong i just walked around in circles for hours
bulldogs gorilla zkitles also strong but not quite as heavy as the dam stuff. down to my last gram or two wish i had more.

Klass. 🤣🤣👌🏻😮‍💨

Gotta be some LA Confidental I got from Dam, Grey Area back in 2010 now 😫 and Chocolope when I saw it.
as of recently Sassy (LB) with Eleven Roses that was nice.
I think a lot of these newer strains get abit lost/too mixed

Liberty Haze for the effects
Sour Diesel for the taste

i was going to the dam around that time and also had some of the LA confidential it was crazy strong and very dank tasting. it was one of the best we tried that trip, those grey mist crystals from grey area were something else too!

Strawberry Jerry strain from Skookum Cannabis, BC, Canada hands down the best quality

White truffle, fruity pebbles, critical haze, dulce de uva, MAC/MAC1, couldnt pick one lol

KIGs Mimosa EVO.

Grey Area had an incredible cut of some Kuchi OG Kush X OG Cheese about ten years ago that was just incredible, Area 41 Alien Labs another banger not a big lemon fan but a beautiful mix of Citrus and pure gas, of course the early batches of Blue Zushi deserve a mention too.

Cheese with OG cross sounds sick.

Blue Zushi by TenCo (Team10)
Rainbow Belts by Jungle Boys
First Batches of Gelato 41 and Gushers by Cookies.
Big Buddha Cheese by Big Buddha Seeds.
MOAB by Buddoctor.
OZK by 3TW
Marmalade by Dank Growing.
List can go on and on. 🤣

A407 med leaf from grey area in 2000 with a old pal. Or dutch flowers manifestation of sensi star it came in a mother of pearl paper bag god those were the days.

also THC23 had OGKB by san fran hash co.

Mazar. It's the only weed I couldnt build a tolerance to, so it hit hard each time, everytime.

Blue cheese was my favourite smoke in the 90s/00s due to the taste, but you soon build a tolerance to it and it doesn't hit in the same way after a few spliffs

Can I be greedy and chose three?
Northern Lights Silver Haze cross for sheer nostalgia and happy memories.
G13 for how smooth it was.
and some purple looking weed that was growing wild in Grenada, not strong at all like smoking a valium but really nice high.

Holy grail.kush ..my mate used to grow this like 10 year ago ..it was lovely .

I do have lots but the major one stands out for me is orange bud in Amsterdam 1995...

I'm a big fan of mimosa. First time I had that and sluricane I was quite pleased (they were nice examples). I think my all time favourite may have been a blue cheese amnesia cross, had it around Xmas time like 12 years ago. Point in time/context definitely has huge impact on decision. I once grew some purple punch (outdoor auto flower) only got like a Q of decent bud, after few months curing was lovely, that fact I grew it made it better than it was to me.

Had a strain called Greco once that was the strongest thing I've ever had, not only gave me red eyes but also gave red rings/bags on eyes. My house mates were worried about me hahaha.

Crumbled Limes grown by SourCo, provided by THC23

For me, it has to be Durban Poison. Had a great batch recently and gave me the best europhic buzz. Close 2nd to Mimosa Evo and Alien Dawg third

Rainbow belts

Blue Cheese, back in the day - nothing like it used to be now….

Recently I’d have to say
black cherry gelato

Dr Grinspoon over in amsterdam when it was a new strain, 100% sativa, the head high and body tingles i got i will never forget.

Jack heera or white widow early 90s home grown. Most recently mango Kush at a club in Spain.
I would smoke anything to be honest. It’s all about the cost nowadays.