Feeling like any idiot could grow mushrooms and sick of paying top dollar? Then here’s the perfect solution…. Shut up and do it yourself.
A selection of liquid cultures to get your show on the road.
Lovingly hand raised and packaged in a sterile environment.
Each order comes with a 10ml syringe and needle ready to inoculate 3 bags of grain creating three magical mushroom cakes that will sprout an endless supply of mushrooms (warning, supply is not endless but the effects they create may last forever)
Also listed is a beginners grow kit that includes a bag of grain and a bag of substrate all you need to get going in one handy place.

Latest addition to my Uk organic range.
Something for the lovers amongst you.
Wedding cake is known to produce relaxing and euphoric effects. Perfect for a night on the sofa, candles, cuddles and all that.
Also know for helping with stress and anxiety this is the perfect strain for all round relaxation.
Suns out so everything looks better but these buds literally glitter. ✨

What a faff.
Ok this was not as much fun as I imagined but the result is, being modest, sensational.
Hand made with a mixture of FECO and RSO infused coconut oil these come in at a banging 800mg. Take it easy however tasty they are.
The packaging was purchased because they look cool and roughly describe what’s inside.
Deals on bulk so feel free to ruin another morning of my life by requesting 🙏🏻

Heat mats, flow units, gloves, isopropyl, waiting….gotta be a special kinda nerd to put that sort of effort in.
Luckily for you I am that kind of nerd. I do all the hard work so you can, in exchange for money, pretend you’re some sort of mushroom king in front of your mates.
Failing that you can seek a closer connection with god, come to terms with death or imagine what it’s like to be an eagle.
*disclaimer- none of the above is guaranteed, you may just end up listening to Radiohead for hours and admiring how shiny a coke can can be*
Anyway, here’s the science bit.
Each bag is pre inoculated with spores. All you need to do is allow them to fully colonise, mix with sub and allow to fruit in bag.
No mess, no hassle and perfect for hiding in the back of a wardrobe (all bags are, unlike poor old mr Tumnus, white witch safe)
In depth instructions and unrivalled comms provided throughout.

My bags are made with the finest Unicorn 4T bag featuring a 0.2 micron filter to keep any contaminants out. I use UK-grown organic millet and responsibly sourced gypsum. Each bag contains 500g of hydrated millet and 1L (~500g) of CVG now in separate bags for increased yield.

Each bag should fruit 2-3 harvests and these range from around 200g fresh mushrooms each flush.

*VERSION 2*
Turns out you maniacs are more committed then I ever could’ve expected.
So now you can do some of the work and reap all of the benefits.
Box now contains a bag of colonised grain and a bag of organic cvg. It’s as simple as mix the two and enjoy the fruits of your labour. This will give a bigger yield and better control for only slightly more effort. Full details supplied as ever.
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THC 24%
CBG 1%
The Gushers hybrid strain is a cross between Gelato #41 and Triangle Kush. This strain received its name due to its scent and flavor that mimics sweet and fruity candy. It produces a sweet and sour tropical kick with a light herbal undertone.
When you lay your eyes on the Gushers strain you’ll notice its cured nuggets tend to be long and olive green with patches of bright green scattered throughout along with thin winding amber pistils.
Fans of Gushers marijuana have explained its effects can be great for relieving their anxiety and depression as it has helped calm their racing thoughts. Others say they've used Gushers weed for lazy days as it relaxed their muscles and allowed their mind to wander freely.

Taste & Smell
* Earthy
* Fruity
* Sour
* Sweet
Effects
* Calm
* Tingly

Another banging UK organic strain. Something a little bit special and a limited edition…for now.
Grown with nothing but love containing no nasties.

THC 21%
CBG 1%.

Gelato #41 is a hybrid strain that is high in THC and offers a heavy, relaxing body high without clouding the mind. Gelato 41 is made by crossing Sunset Sherbert and Thin Mint Cookies. This strain has buds that grow in an array of colors, from light green to purple, with trichomes that put out a sweet and earthy aroma alongside hints of lavender and pine. New consumers should know that Gelato 41 is potent and the high is best reserved for those looking for a new heavy hitter. This strain comes from the Cookies Family in California. 


FEELINGS
relaxed
creative
aroused

STRAIN FLAVOURS
lavender
pepper
berry

TERPENES
The most abundant terpene in Gelato #41 is caryophyllene, followed by limonene and myrcene.
Caryophyllene (pepper)
Spicy, peppery terpene that may have anti-inflammatory benefits.
Limonene (citrus)
Myrcene (herbal)

Now being made with lucky charms because they have a much nicer texture.
Made with pure distillate and my THC coconut oil these are crunchy, sweet and super strong. Honestly, go slow. I’m not exaggerating when I say these things are super strong. Start with one small bite and wait an hour or so.
🔔 🔔🔔version 2 - now with more marshmallow and Oreo’s. After feedback, and an evening watching, the surprisingly fantastic new WONKA, I’ve updated the fluffification and made these double delicious 🍭

You would not believe the amount of tries this has taken to get right. But FINALLY I’ve cracked it (insert evil villain laughter here).
These love hearts not only taste great but man are they mellow.
Made with my own FECO they have the benefit of being a full spectrum edible which means you get all the medicinal goodness and not just the high of the THC! Basically the modern version of gummy vitamins for the stressed out youth of 2024.
50mg per sweet. Usual edible warnings apply, take your time between doses and don’t expect an off ramp, strap in for the ride!
For those of you that claim to be immune to edibles it may be due to stomach acidity. Pop an antacid and see if that helps.
More shapes to come and bulk pricing available on request.

You asked, and we've delivered. Get ready for an exceptional vaping experience with our top of the range new product. No gimmicks, no fuss, no fake packaging, just pure, clean, therapeutic satisfaction.

Discover the excellence of our 1ML disposable vape pens, meticulously crafted with a potent 95% THC D9 Distillate and enriched with Terpenes. These pens are designed to provide you with the ultimate vaping pleasure. Sleek looking and guaranteed to tantalize your taste buds. Simply unwrap, inhale, and savor the moment.
If you’re new to vaping THC take it slowly, these hit hard but in my experience have a slight delay.
All vape pens are equipped with a convenient USB-C charging port located at the bottom, ensuring uninterrupted vaping bliss.

*current strain GORILLA GLUE*

Please note that our disposable vape pens do not include a charging cable.

All homegrown and dried as picked these mushrooms are grown thanks to the online guidance legendary Terrance McKenna, mushroom pioneer.
Terence was an ethnobotanist and advocated for the intelligent use of psychedelics in order to become better people. Given that there’s currently a lot of interest in using psychedelics to treat various mental conditions, it seems pretty clear that he had the right idea.
These are all potent strains guaranteed to give you deep body highs, visuals and insights. Each strain varies in strength and effect and I’m always happy to advise. All my mushrooms are powdered to order as i believe this gives them the most consistent high and the best bang for your buck. If you’d like mushrooms dried and whole please message and I’m happy to skip the hassle of busting out the grinder! If not, Google lemon tek or grab a mini bottle of oj and off you shoot.
Do your own research, focus on set and setting then it’s eye mask on, noise cancelling headphones and a couple of hours alone with infinity.

New CCELL units for better draw and consistency.
What do you do if you want a good, high quality THC vape that you can guarantee contains only the best ingredients? Well, if you’re me you make them. Please be realistic about expectations.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initial fruity taste and no smell.
This is a homemade product I can stand by. It may not have the fancy packaging of some vapes but it’s stealthy, looks good and hits nicely.
Please be aware this is priced as a low strength, stealth vape for daytime chilling.
For a full, hard hitting high that will have you pushed deep into your sofa have a look at my distillate range.

They come charged and are rechargeable via micro USB (cable not included)
Now also available in 2ml.

What do you do if you want a good, high quality THC vape that you can guarantee contains only the best ingredients? Well, if you're me you make them. Please be realistic about expectations.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and....nothing else.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by. It may not have the fancy packaging of some vapes but it's stealthy, looks good and hits nicely.

They come charged and are rechargeable via micro USB (cable not included)

Microdoses are helping people the world over with issues from anxiety and depression to artistic focus but then you know all this or you wouldn’t be searching for them!
Our capsules are made from homegrown Golden teachers and an epic blend of Changa, Turkey tail, cordyceps and lions mane .2g golden teacher in every cap.

These bite sized chocolates have 1 full gram of Mckenaii magic mushroom and a dash of RSO.
Perfect as a punchy treat on a day off to aid with creativity or self reflection the little dash of RSO adds a deep body high and allows the mind to roam free.
These are also amazing to mix into warm milk to make a proper chilled out evening hot chocolate. Ideally drunk next to an open fire with a dog at your feet and somebody to love but also alright to neck on a nightbus, you do you.
These are made to order so
If you fancy white chocolate or a change of mushroom strain just message me, always happy to oblige

5g homegrown B+, picked, dried and made at source, in every bar.
These bars are Strong. Suggested dosage varies on experience.
Be positive is a really visual, relaxed and buzzy strain. Not the deep, introspective high of many mushroom. Great for a walk in the woods, an afternoon in a hammock or chilling with friends.
This is a homemade product, made to order. Storage suggestions are to instantly eat or store in the fridge for up to a week. Any longer and this will
keep perfectly in the freezer.

First up from my newest range of home bakes is 100ml of infused coconut oil ‘canna butter’.
Perfect for brownies, cookies, bulletproof coffee or even eating right off the spoon before a stressful meeting!
This is slow infused and double boiled so takes 24 hours to prepare.
Each 100ml pot contains 500mg premium THC extracted from White Runtz.
These bottles are perfect to replace butter & oil in shop bought brownie mix, no cheffery needed!
Solid at room temperature a quick whizz in the microwave will have these liquid and ready to go and they’re organic, vegan, gluten free, basically a step away from holiness.

🚨New version🚨 extra strength. All profits from sales of bottled oil go to charities helping humanitarian efforts in Gaza.
Made with a slow steeped PG/VG mixture of White Runtz, Guava chemdog and….nothing else. No artificial flavour and no nasties.
These are a slow building high with an initially neutral taste that slowly develops into a deep weedy flavour.
This is a homemade product I can stand by.
Fill you own vape or have a look at my refill kits. Stay high, save the planet. 🌎❤️