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5 posts
+10 votes
Shake/trim deals?
Shake/trim deals?
Which if any vendors doing 250grams of trim or shake for reasonable price? Wanting to get baking and cooking up some treats for me and my dad.
They only list up to 28g, was looking for bulk at least 250 so i can make a decent wee whack of edible treats to see us through the new year.
12 posts
+32 votes
Is it just me that royal mail hates?
Is it just me that royal mail hates?
For nearly a year now I've never had a parcel come on time, and that's regardless if where it's sent from. Be it clothes or shoes or weed and hash it's always ta least 2 days late. It's beyond a joke, no I don't expect anything to happen I'm just venting a bit. Waiting on smoke for me and my dad and it's looking like it won't be here til Monday. Fucking shit show of a company they run, can only imagine the carnage their going to be dealing with next month l.
I've been on T24 for the vast majority of orders for a while now, when i order on the fri if those don't land nxt day which they usually do they many times show up on sundays.
Have you ever ordered from The Gents? They have a 100% NDD record for me and they send the tracking link when the order is sent.
I guarantee it wouldn't be for me, doesn't matter what delivery option I select it seems the royal mail just can't fucking do their jobs right 😆
I have ordered delivery to a few locations and can vouch that there can be significant differences in RM service according to location and sorting office etc. I have had it take 2 weeks for a 1st class delivery to arrive and v inconsistent T24/48 in one suburban location, but in another similar location not too far I’ve had 1st class turn up quicker than sndd. I always aim for unsigned delivery so I don’t have to waste my time hanging around for the postman.
The Gents speedyness and stealth is outstanding.
Just had another t24 show up, sunday.
lets go!
Hope all is well my friend and your already starting to put a portion of some orders away for Christmas into the stash.
take care!
Just had another t24 show up, sunday.
lets go!
Hope all is well my friend and your already starting to put a portion of some orders away for Christmas into the stash.
take care!
I've only had two RM deliveries on a Sunday in my life and they were both from LB vendors.
I'm good mate, hope you are too. I've been squirrelling away my referral bonuses for a few xmas treats. Planning on starting to roll my own donut joints for a festive project.
I'm good mate, hope you are too. I've been squirrelling away my referral bonuses for a few xmas treats. Planning on starting to roll my own donut joints for a festive project.
I don't though, I live in one of the biggest town in the north east of Scotland with great commute routes so it's on the royal mail and their atrocious standard of service. I'd get it if it was once in a blue moon late parcel but not everything I ever order.
Must be understaffed.. but for that long???
I've never had a NDD late, but T24 takes upto 5 days sometimes. I too live in a very big busy town
Super annoying not having any smoke and waiting, I get you
I've never had a NDD late, but T24 takes upto 5 days sometimes. I too live in a very big busy town
Super annoying not having any smoke and waiting, I get you
I just posted above beforee reading this, T24 is my current favourite option.
Just depends on your office i guess.
Just depends on your office i guess.
Very weird, we have orders going to Scotland on the regular that are NDD, same with northern ireland.
Where abouts are you located?
Where abouts are you located?
14 posts
+28 votes
Serious help needed.
Serious help needed.
Went to finalize my order and clicked cancel instead and I have no idea what to do now?! The payment was confirmed and has come out of my crypto. Com app account and I can't find my wallet address anywhere to reply to the refund Borg! Really stressing out now, just when I thought I had it all sussed out I go and fudge it up.
It's now saying payment received here though? Messaged the help Borg and the vendor to see what my options are but I'm sitting here tearing out what little hair I have left cursing myself that I've just lost 250 😭
I didn't account for fees and was trying to rectify weights but instead cancelled the whole order.
Can't find my wallet address all I can find is the wallet I sent it too and the transaction hash. Well fucked myself I guess.
Do not fear you have not lost your money as long as you have sent to the Bitcoin address shown.
1.
Visit crypto.com and login.
2.
After you have logged in to your account, click Wallet.
3.
Find your cryptocurrency to deposit (Bitcoin) and select Deposit.
Make sure it's a Bitcoin address not another crypto, for clarification your Bitcoin address will start with either 'bc1, 3 or 1'.
Then copy and send that Bitcoin address over to refund borg here and they will get it sorted for you pal.
1.
Visit crypto.com and login.
2.
After you have logged in to your account, click Wallet.
3.
Find your cryptocurrency to deposit (Bitcoin) and select Deposit.
Make sure it's a Bitcoin address not another crypto, for clarification your Bitcoin address will start with either 'bc1, 3 or 1'.
Then copy and send that Bitcoin address over to refund borg here and they will get it sorted for you pal.
Aaah, the clearly obvious bitty I definitely overlooked! Thank you so much Budzino, found it in an instant with that help.
For sure this is a great forum place to be!
For sure this is a great forum place to be!
You too man, and yeah just when I thought I was all learned up boom I hit a false summit 😆 I'll get there. The vendor I'm trying to order from is pistach and I've had a good few successful orders with them out with lb so it should be all good. Not gonna go for the refund options though until they reply and see if we can just rectify my collosal mess up. Again, thank you so much for being reassuring and helpful and have a fantastic weekend.
Though I think before I send my bitcoin address for refund I'll wait until I hear what the vendor and help Borg say. Hopefully I can just rectify the order and take off a 3.5. Curse you crypto.com and your mad fees!
Yea click that and match the payment to what you sent it’s not gone man , help Borg will help you out when online , if you have the transaction hash thing it can be found I wouldn’t worry just may take bit of time to sort between you help Borg and vendor , but 💯 your money isn’t gone don’t be worrying
Thank you, I'm so new to the whole crypto thing and crypto dot com absolutely rinses you for fees so I'll be changing asap. It hurts more because the majority of the order is my dad's so I feel like I'm fucking him over too 😅 seems a great little community here and I hope I haven't buggered myself too much. Seriously can't find my wallet address but like you say I have the transaction hash and I just want to rectify the order and change some weights. Thank you so much for keeping me calm, have a blessed day.
20 posts by TokezSmokeum710
3 posts
+5 votes
Best of luck, but for future Id warn you off this vendor. I've had nothing but shit weed from them when I did order a while back and even then the communication was beyond a joke.
Much better vendors on here than shit stash nut boy.
Much better vendors on here than shit stash nut boy.
As shit stash has stated, ive not been here long enough to give good suggestions 😂😂 I have had good smoke off of GreenCat though and the cones from kilgore are both delicious and actually pretty potent. Now and then Ill treat myself to some nice hash too, Im kinda in the same boat just experimenting with vendors and sampling the rainbow as it where.
And Ive ordered off of you across different platforms?
Yeah I may be a new account in terms of time but Ive been about long enough and smoking long enough to know when dealing with a shit tier vendor.
My opinion is more than valid, you just can't handle being told the truth.
Yeah I may be a new account in terms of time but Ive been about long enough and smoking long enough to know when dealing with a shit tier vendor.
My opinion is more than valid, you just can't handle being told the truth.
Late Dispute process kicks in only once the normal dispute period has expired. You need to use the dispute tab that will appear on your order page on Day 9. This opens a further 16 day time window to resolve with vendor before auto resolution…
2 posts
+1 votes
As stated on another post, I have had nothing but bad interactions with you. Out right bullshitting about it being sent out across multiple orders and then sending stuff I didnt order in place of what I did orderwhile still listing the apparently out of stock items? You where the first online vendor I found and used and I'm so happy I've found LB to use any other vendor than you lot. So yeah Ill do my best to warn people off of you when I get the chance.
The annoying thing is I was so hyped to actually find you after what I read then after a good fee order none of which cane correct or in the stated time (weeks on one order, though nothing on the people you apparently exit scammed?)
Your menu never updates and the shits stale nasty shit weed.
The annoying thing is I was so hyped to actually find you after what I read then after a good fee order none of which cane correct or in the stated time (weeks on one order, though nothing on the people you apparently exit scammed?)
Your menu never updates and the shits stale nasty shit weed.
3 posts
+8 votes
Does anyone else buy “special Xmas smoke” every year? 🔥🎄🌬️💨
I'm relatively new to the postal game but loving it, it's been an uphill learning curve and adventure going through some sketch sites and plugs until …
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Does anyone else buy “special Xmas smoke” every year? 🔥🎄🌬️💨
During the Xmas break, tradition dictates I enjoy that time with a FAT festive bag of something special (import flower and some sort of hash or extract). I know at Xmas most get a bottle of Brandy, Bubbles or whatever but surely there’s Biggers who treat themselves and stock up with that 🎁🎄🔥🎅🏿💨!! If so, it’d be cool to hear what people treat themselves to each year.
Also, do vendors try and source something extra for the festive season? Or put any deals on? If so, I’ll 👀
Also, do vendors try and source something extra for the festive season? Or put any deals on? If so, I’ll 👀
Long time bigga on a new time account.
Yep vendors get some pretty special options. Some even do a 420 advent calendar. Just order in plenty of time as there's always issues with post and missing parcels. May be prudent to stick with your regular vendors and using registered or tracked delivery
Yep vendors get some pretty special options. Some even do a 420 advent calendar. Just order in plenty of time as there's always issues with post and missing parcels. May be prudent to stick with your regular vendors and using registered or tracked delivery
Yes mate! Hope to see some listings up soon. Would love to see what RealD, TheHashCollective23, TheGoodStuff, Eddy & Hashlover420 get in for Xmas.
Nice we use the same vendors.
Pretty sure I got some nice import static from THC23 for last Xmas last year.
Pretty sure I got some nice import static from THC23 for last Xmas last year.
I'm sitting on about 12g of different top shelf buds for Xmas day. Also have about 5g of mixed hashes off different vendors that have been used to form a super hash 🤣 the temptation to just smoke it all has been REAL. 10 days and counting 🤣🤣 now all I need is my yearly bottle of whisky and I'm all set!
Only thing missing is those lil orange and lemon slice sweets they used to sell only at Xmas. Apparently nobody sells them any more 😭😭😭
Only thing missing is those lil orange and lemon slice sweets they used to sell only at Xmas. Apparently nobody sells them any more 😭😭😭
You can get them on eBay my wife got me some last year, same as most things though they ain't as nice as they used to be 🙄
I always plan to then fail to stock up eventually leaving me scrambling for whatever is left in town 😅👀
Gonna be a bit more on top off things this year though now that I have access to such maddeningly dizzying selection of treats. Also excited to see if there will be any holiday Christmas deals about.
Gonna be a bit more on top off things this year though now that I have access to such maddeningly dizzying selection of treats. Also excited to see if there will be any holiday Christmas deals about.
I’m the opposite. I buy all this bless shit in Oct / Nov thinking I’m gonna hold on to it. Then I burn through it in a week and end up having to do another order in the 11th hour. Bought some great stuff in the RealD Promo and ran through the static hash in 3 days 😅
For sure that is the way 😅🤣 we've all been there and will probably be there again a time or 2.
I'm eyeing up some nice hash and a bit of premium flowers to share with my dad on Christmas, saw ton sayno2drugs vendor has a great selection but it's US shipped and doesn't say if they ship to the UK.
Seen the phrase cannadvent calendar popping up too and if I see one I'll be for sure grabbing one XD
It's so weird being able to have so much choice.
I'm eyeing up some nice hash and a bit of premium flowers to share with my dad on Christmas, saw ton sayno2drugs vendor has a great selection but it's US shipped and doesn't say if they ship to the UK.
Seen the phrase cannadvent calendar popping up too and if I see one I'll be for sure grabbing one XD
It's so weird being able to have so much choice.
Been buying off the DW for about 10 years. Over which time I’ve sourced some 🔥 but I’ve only had 1 great Weed Only site and all the big markets were inconsistent AF. Long loading times, exit scams, mixed quality and so on. But these few years on LB have been consistent! Long may it reign. Whilst I’m struggling with choice myself, THC23 just uploaded his festive wares which 👀🤤🔥
I'm relatively new to the postal game but loving it, it's been an uphill learning curve and adventure going through some sketch sites and plugs until I found my way here.
The vendor I'm currently using I'm kinda looking forward to moving on from, the smell looks and taste is alright but I just don't feel the longevity in the stone and or highs with it.
I did see THC23 and a few others I fancy trying out and am open to suggestions. Although 140 for a 3.5 if well outside of my budget 👀😅
The hash here as well has me drooling! For sure wanna try Eddy's hash but gotta up my buys first!
The vendor I'm currently using I'm kinda looking forward to moving on from, the smell looks and taste is alright but I just don't feel the longevity in the stone and or highs with it.
I did see THC23 and a few others I fancy trying out and am open to suggestions. Although 140 for a 3.5 if well outside of my budget 👀😅
The hash here as well has me drooling! For sure wanna try Eddy's hash but gotta up my buys first!
I’ve been doing this since Agora, Dream, AlphaBay plus too many others to mention. I’ve been doing it so long I can’t imagine meeting a person and not having choice! But LB tops all these DW Markets. The community, the competitions, the quality and the choice.
For me, there’s tonnes of amazing vendors on here but the following are my personal go tos:
Hash:
RealD - God Tier.
Thehashcollective23 - Guaranteed quality all round.
Eddy - Got this hash game on lockdown.
Hashlover420 - Not a massive list but perfect for hash connoisseurs.
Thegoodstuff - Great value! Can’t beat his prices or quality for that matter.
The Dragon - Haven’t tried yet but stocks some unique stuff.
Flower:
Canadian Imports - A real personal fav of mine. The Super Buff Cherry, the Donkey Butter and RS11 were all some of the best smoke I’ve had.
Thehashcollective23 - Once again, always 🔥
Green Cat - Often has amazing strains (the Blueberry Muffin was a personal fav).
Extracts:
Myconauts - The Pink Kush sugar wax was 🔥 but I just don’t get on with extracts tbh. Lots of money which I’d rather put towards some amazing hash.
Good luck sourcing some festive fire 🔥 👊🏻
For me, there’s tonnes of amazing vendors on here but the following are my personal go tos:
Hash:
RealD - God Tier.
Thehashcollective23 - Guaranteed quality all round.
Eddy - Got this hash game on lockdown.
Hashlover420 - Not a massive list but perfect for hash connoisseurs.
Thegoodstuff - Great value! Can’t beat his prices or quality for that matter.
The Dragon - Haven’t tried yet but stocks some unique stuff.
Flower:
Canadian Imports - A real personal fav of mine. The Super Buff Cherry, the Donkey Butter and RS11 were all some of the best smoke I’ve had.
Thehashcollective23 - Once again, always 🔥
Green Cat - Often has amazing strains (the Blueberry Muffin was a personal fav).
Extracts:
Myconauts - The Pink Kush sugar wax was 🔥 but I just don’t get on with extracts tbh. Lots of money which I’d rather put towards some amazing hash.
Good luck sourcing some festive fire 🔥 👊🏻
Eddy's hashes are banging mate, not cheap but a little goes a long way and all get you really baked.
Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
👊
👊
Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
👊
👊
I have gone for an advent calendar style stash this year. I bought 10g of extracts from myconauts and 14g of bubble hash from eddy's. I am opening one each day smoke it for that day and then putting what's leftover away until Christmas.
Today is Pink Bubba👌
Today is Pink Bubba👌
Not really get anything special but the misses and I spend about 3x as much as normal throughout December. We get most our Xmas shopping done before December, so we treat ourselves instead!
Yes, as a vendor we do try. I hope everyone gets a little extra during the festive season 😊
1 post
+3 votes
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
Royal mail.
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
Sorry everyone!!
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
Why did the tiger get lost?
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
What did the nought say to the eight?
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
through the roof.
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
That really….spoke volumes.
That really….spoke volumes.
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " 😊
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?
A block of flaps.
A block of flaps.
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?
Cul-de-sack
Cul-de-sack
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's 😩
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm…
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss 😊
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious 🤣🤣 na I'm kidding no idea bud
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and that’s all that matters
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose 😅
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
Omg
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
It had me too, to be fair.
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.
Im just guessing though
Im just guessing though
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
3 guys having a beer.
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
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Lost account
Thank you so much! I absolutely adore the cannacommunity! 💚
Lost account
Had to factory reset my account and can't remember my exact user name for it but it was some iteration of the one I'm using now. I had 6 buys on it and was just getting settled in here. Is there anything I can do? Or do I just troll through posts until I see my old login details?
I found and have linked your old account, enjoy mate.
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LadyLouise
Still a new Bigga
Newbie here myself, think I'll be here to stay that's for sure. I usually get for me and my dad from a postal vendor and it's nice to see that they ar…
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LadyLouise
Still a new Bigga
Who is still so new to using biggy they do a little dance when the product is in their hands?
Makes me love my moron of a postman too.
I thought I had to travel to the states or Amsterdam to try D9, Vapes, Edibles and stuff like that!
I’ve really only hated my purchases like 3 times and my local guy used to disappoint me twice a week.
Shout out to RealD for the best shake on the planet. DiamondExtracts for great deals on D9. THEGREENTEAM for both one gram flavour deals and tasty vapes.
JustWeed for the fastest delivery I’ve had.
& maybe Nfused, I had the nicest flavour vape I’ve ever tried but one of the two just didn’t work properly and I’ve just never been back. But the gelato 33 was incredible.
I love this place 💚
Makes me love my moron of a postman too.
I thought I had to travel to the states or Amsterdam to try D9, Vapes, Edibles and stuff like that!
I’ve really only hated my purchases like 3 times and my local guy used to disappoint me twice a week.
Shout out to RealD for the best shake on the planet. DiamondExtracts for great deals on D9. THEGREENTEAM for both one gram flavour deals and tasty vapes.
JustWeed for the fastest delivery I’ve had.
& maybe Nfused, I had the nicest flavour vape I’ve ever tried but one of the two just didn’t work properly and I’ve just never been back. But the gelato 33 was incredible.
I love this place 💚
Nope deffo not . Im nearly 2 years in and i still get twitchy amd watch the time for his arrival . Just incase i miss him u understand . Not that im a hash head or nothing 😂
Same, I still get excited when I hear the post pixie rocking up, I think maybe it's because we know soon we will be enjoying the contents as much as anything.
My postman is a fuckin geezer . To the point where I’ve actually trusted him to sign for my signed for deliveries if I’m not going to be in. He even takes my bins in for me if I’m out at work proper going that extra step. As BB said, just a £20 at Christmas time or Easter or something doesn’t half make his day/week/month but also reminds me that he’s keeping me sane by handing me these parcels!
I made friends with my old postie so he'd sign stuff when I wasn't home and post it anyway. I'm working on my new guy now.
If you leave a note saying to post anything that fits, that gives them something to photograph for the delivery.
Remember to tip that 'moron' at Christmas time.
Mine gets a score every Christmas.
This year i may get him gloves too.
Mine gets a score every Christmas.
This year i may get him gloves too.
I’ve know him for 15 years, he’s probably suspicious at how nice I have been since April 😅 he will most definitely be in for a score this year, the two of my regular ones! He’d be up for a blowjob if he was a little earlier in the day for my by 1pm’s 😂
Some good recommendations there. Did you contact NFUSED, he might've sent you out another vape. All your local vendors will be hand delivering before 1PM now!
Was the first time I negative reviewed anybody and he inboxed me because I changed my review from a 10 to a 4. Might have crapped my pants and told him I was afraid of accepting anything as goodwill and changed it back to a 10 and deleted my review.
I wouldn't have thought it would've been any bother for him to send out another vape, most vendors would rather keep their customers happy.
I can find you the transcript if you really want it but, I just felt like I wouldn’t trust it after that situation. The one that worked made me love vapes. But I don’t want to die because I left a bad review 😂
It's always very exciting. Ordering loads can feel like Christmas. Postie is sound, fortunately. It's sort of waring off for me after over 18 months of being on here. Almost.
Newbie here myself, think I'll be here to stay that's for sure. I usually get for me and my dad from a postal vendor and it's nice to see that they are in here as well! Oh my days I'm actually drooling at the hash selection.
Really don’t think I’ll ever visit a street dealer or whatever again, turned into one myself making chocolates! 😂🤣 my dad has Parkinson’s and I’ve been making him 50mg chocolates from D9
Couldnt agree more with the dealer comment , my dealer must think ive emigrated . 😂 and on the postie man subject , our postie is top notch , as he signs parcels for me that come needing a siggy (tut tut vendors). And dont look ya average postie having tattoos up his chops . But what a legend of a bloke . Big up postie , never judge a book by its cover 🏆
The immediate inner smile when I see them is pure xtc.
Got my first REALD skittles shake on its way.. looking forward👀.
( Shout to my man Brent-🤝🏻)
Got my first REALD skittles shake on its way.. looking forward👀.
( Shout to my man Brent-🤝🏻)
Really is up there as my favourite Product/Vendor. Excited to order some D9 this week too to make Christmas Chocolates 😋
My Postie has a special beep for me when he's outside my gates now, it's been burned into my brain. Now it's like a dog whistle and I come running like a lab. And I agree, has made me closer to my Postie lmao.
Yup , still love to hear that rattle of the letterbox when I'm waiting, street dealers are for emergency situations only
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zerocool40
Any vendors doing any deals over Christmas & New Year?
I saw a vendor posted an edibles advent calendar but when I asked to preorder one it seems like rather that just say no they took the post down. I'd h…
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zerocool40
Any vendors doing any deals over Christmas & New Year?
I wanna start stocking up on bud as Christmas is fast approaching and with the RM delivery delays and I'm sure vendors will have a break too over the festive period so i just wondered if any offers/deals will be available to us?
Cheers
Cheers
If you like what I have to offer on my page mate, message me and I'll hook you up.
Ice cream cake to stink your house out
Ice cream cake to stink your house out
We have a flash sale on at the moment, first 5 customers $9 a gram, of our Lionbar hash.
Lush BitzNBuds
Lush BitzNBuds
Hopefully there will be some black Friday specials coming up to start building the stash up.
We’ve just added 3 Canadian import stains. Clean, no PGR and only $195/z sample packs there too
We've got two offers on our premium flowers and a November discount on our Manny Dawg atm:
4x 3.5g packs of London New for $185
https://littlebiggy.net/link/60vWK1
3x3.5g packs of Fanta for $145
https://littlebiggy.net/link/LD47zc
November Dawg discount
https://littlebiggy.net/link/YhyutZ
We've also got new stock on our UK budget, which smokes nice, terpy and strong and is always good value
ttps://littlebiggy.net/link/ua590V
4x 3.5g packs of London New for $185
https://littlebiggy.net/link/60vWK1
3x3.5g packs of Fanta for $145
https://littlebiggy.net/link/LD47zc
November Dawg discount
https://littlebiggy.net/link/YhyutZ
We've also got new stock on our UK budget, which smokes nice, terpy and strong and is always good value
ttps://littlebiggy.net/link/ua590V
I saw a vendor posted an edibles advent calendar but when I asked to preorder one it seems like rather that just say no they took the post down. I'd have understood if they had just said no, they had a buyer minimum I don't reach yet but a simple no is less rude than that.
Hoping for something really special for a treat for me and my dad, probably looking at getting some really nice hash as he's a major hash lover but not really been exposed to the modern wonders that hash is now as opposed to his youth 😮😆
Hoping for something really special for a treat for me and my dad, probably looking at getting some really nice hash as he's a major hash lover but not really been exposed to the modern wonders that hash is now as opposed to his youth 😮😆
Hello check our store we offer free shipping and soon some freebie’s
Radar Breeder
Radar Breeder
WTF are you talking about mate? Get your facts right before you start running your mouth you prat.
Lush BitzNBuds give us a try. We have a give away on out hash and a price drop on our Jack Frost shrooms.
We're a new store so still have promo pricing in effect. Will also chuck in a G-Pack or 2 (1.5g mini packs) if you do try us out.
You won't find better bang for your buck atm. All of our strains are premium so expect resin rings, white ash and flavour from beginning to end.. Oh, and they are all extremely potent.
Check out our reviews and how it's made video on our listing if curious!
You won't find better bang for your buck atm. All of our strains are premium so expect resin rings, white ash and flavour from beginning to end.. Oh, and they are all extremely potent.
Check out our reviews and how it's made video on our listing if curious!
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15 Left for Pre-Order!
Can I preorder one!
15 Left for Pre-Order!
5 gone so far!
Once they are gone, they are gone.
Once they are gone, they are gone.
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Who ready for ice water hash
I am, but I'm a relatively new account with only 2 buys on the site so far so I'll just stare and try not to drool too much 🤤😂
Who ready for ice water hash
Ready for your consumption when we back online.
4 strains of cold cured ice water hash. Some call it 6*. Some call it piatella. All we know is it's fire.
4 strains of cold cured ice water hash. Some call it 6*. Some call it piatella. All we know is it's fire.
I am, but I'm a relatively new account with only 2 buys on the site so far so I'll just stare and try not to drool too much 🤤😂
You can certainly dab it the terps are immaculate on the Z these are fire. Melon ball is a personal highlight
You smoked these?
Yup melon ball was insanely good (only one I've sampled). Dochazed ones look even better.
Yup melon ball was insanely good (only one I've sampled). Dochazed ones look even better.
Yessir I’ve had privvy to all 4 delightful jars only dabbed the melon and zkittles though. They’re spenny but fuck man they’re truly special I’m debating on dipping back in for one of the last few 😅 Whoever purchases some of these take some time out of your day to really enjoy it 🧡
You should be able to. That's what we expect from the product. (Don't have the means to test here)
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{cannabis}
Christmas calendar 🤔
That looks sick, I'm seriously hoping a vendor on here does then as I'd love to grab one! Be mega exciting,if feel the magic of Christmas like I was a…
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{cannabis}
Christmas calendar 🤔
I found a cannabis Christmas calendar on a cannabis site in a legal country, and it looks amazing. Has anyone ever stocked something like this on here? Should I make my own? If you've ever made something like this I'd love to hear about it.
I am thinking of making my own this year.
The Myconauts mystery bags are going to be ideal for 8 days of extracts then I want 8 days of hash and 8 of bud.
Tempted to get something really special just for the 25th but that will depend on budget.💚
The Myconauts mystery bags are going to be ideal for 8 days of extracts then I want 8 days of hash and 8 of bud.
Tempted to get something really special just for the 25th but that will depend on budget.💚
That looks sick, I'm seriously hoping a vendor on here does then as I'd love to grab one! Be mega exciting,if feel the magic of Christmas like I was a kid again 😆
Absolutely, I think it'd be a massive hit if a vendor did it on here, would probably take a lot of effort though.
I’ll be launching my mushroom/microdose ones Monday.
The issue with bud/ edibles, which I’ve considered, is cost.
If people are expecting 24/25 days of different bud, presented nicely you’re looking at close to an oz, broken down, vac packed and labelled. It’s gonna be expensive to the point of unsellable.
If anyone wants one I can do a custom order but there won’t be much change from £300.
I’d do what comfortablenumb had suggested bellow. You can buy some great empty calendars online and make your own creation. Hit up a few vendors and see if they’ll do you some 1g tasters.
The issue with bud/ edibles, which I’ve considered, is cost.
If people are expecting 24/25 days of different bud, presented nicely you’re looking at close to an oz, broken down, vac packed and labelled. It’s gonna be expensive to the point of unsellable.
If anyone wants one I can do a custom order but there won’t be much change from £300.
I’d do what comfortablenumb had suggested bellow. You can buy some great empty calendars online and make your own creation. Hit up a few vendors and see if they’ll do you some 1g tasters.
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+10 votes
What's going in your Christmas stash?
I'm 32 now been smoking since I was probably too young too, dad was always a smoker as well so it was gonna happen one of his kids became a stoner as …
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What's going in your Christmas stash?
It's that time of the year to start putting together your Christmas stash. So we've gone and sourced you the best of the best.
We start with a selection of Karma Cartel (Only 2 left) Kush4Breakfast, Cadre Verde and Rare Exotics. With others dropping over the next 6 weeks.
Some you will be familiar with, some are appearing on the menu for the first time.
If you want the best, don't hesitate. Once these items sell, they won't be back on the menu till next year, if at all.
If these are not for you, come and enjoy the weedporn and let us know what will be going in your stash
(Any orders with these items will ship from Tuesday)
We start with a selection of Karma Cartel (Only 2 left) Kush4Breakfast, Cadre Verde and Rare Exotics. With others dropping over the next 6 weeks.
Some you will be familiar with, some are appearing on the menu for the first time.
If you want the best, don't hesitate. Once these items sell, they won't be back on the menu till next year, if at all.
If these are not for you, come and enjoy the weedporn and let us know what will be going in your stash
(Any orders with these items will ship from Tuesday)
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Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
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Haha merry Christmas, the yuzu is banging, so I would say defo worth it to grab some of these bits. The ii12 is also very nice you can defo pick up on the kush mints and the dosi do in the cross.
ii12 smells and tastes like truffle to me. I'm still educating myself as to what this all means, and what's causing it. Delicious, moreish, savoury, and very strong. May have had a delivery today, and clearly it needed to be tested before Christmas!
Okay, that makes sense. The descriptors I wanted to use other than truffle (100% definitely truffle on the ii12 though) were porcini and possibly beef stock? All of those are umami. Interesting. I'm a complete novice when it comes to terps and I'm trying to work it out.
i only know because a strain i grow called Spritz is very Umami and a fellow Bigga educated me
It certainly has a complex flavour profile. But it is some very nice bud, glad ypur enjoying it. I had to do the same thing with yuzu, but I've put that away now, otherwise it won't last until Christmas lol.
Mate! I just started thinking about getting my Xmas smoke. Shit all looks 🔥. Love the sound of that Sour Densuke. Can I resist its siren until I break up for work though?! 😅 I have 0 self control.
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Great to see K4B back on LB. ii12 is my favorite of these but both are Xmas worthy flowers as are all on this listing. Expertly grown and incredible flavours.
Thanks THC, Xmas is looking great. Only place I buy branded product from - always top quality & always great service
Thanks THC, Xmas is looking great. Only place I buy branded product from - always top quality & always great service
Cadre Sunset Haze is fire. Anything by Kush4Breakfast.
Tbh all of these products IMO are the best around hence them making it to this listing.
Tbh all of these products IMO are the best around hence them making it to this listing.
That sour densuke sounds absolutely delicious, way out of my budget but I may consider it for a proper treat for me and my dad post Christmas dinner this year.
Still hopeful to see a cannadvent calendar, though just opening a door a day would be a struggle with will power 👀
For sure gonna grab some nice hash or something on the concentrate side. I'm like a pig in shit with choice here 😆
Still hopeful to see a cannadvent calendar, though just opening a door a day would be a struggle with will power 👀
For sure gonna grab some nice hash or something on the concentrate side. I'm like a pig in shit with choice here 😆
Sounds lovely. Wish I could smoke with my dad. He's too old school drugs r bad mmkay.
We'll have some lovely hashes by the weekend.
THC
We'll have some lovely hashes by the weekend.
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I'm 32 now been smoking since I was probably too young too, dad was always a smoker as well so it was gonna happen one of his kids became a stoner as well 👀 but yeah it's a blessing for sure, and it's definitely brought us closer over the years being able to share a passion. Like I love everything about weed and I truly see my future in it just gotta get started, him he more smokes for the medical and to be relaxed. He's an OG cheese and hash lover but I cherish being able to bring something new and special to him. All we really get around here is dead assed dawg or scraggle butt haze. Gonna make sure this Christmas is a very elevated one for me and the old man 😆
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Lets see if RM like me today.
Aye 👀😅 um up the north east of Scotland with a hit or a miss royal mail system so sometimes it lands 24hour sometimes it's delayed a few days. First…
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Lets see if RM like me today.
Don't you hate reading reviews where it says took 1 day to arrive, but yours hasn't 😂
Its a joke. I went home from work to try and grab the pack before my Mrs sees it, Postie didn't even come yet. Now I'll get that look later 😂😂
Aye 👀😅 um up the north east of Scotland with a hit or a miss royal mail system so sometimes it lands 24hour sometimes it's delayed a few days. First purchase made on this site though so fingers crossed it arrives today as I'm fully dankrupt.
It happens in London sometimes too. I had a pack off Real D last week that seemed to sit in the PO for an extra day. I hope yours lands for you, 1st orders are always a bit nervey. 😂
Try Spaceman (link above)my 1st order was from them, I'm on my 3rd as of today, both have been no hassle and I'm expecting the same again.
Try Spaceman (link above)my 1st order was from them, I'm on my 3rd as of today, both have been no hassle and I'm expecting the same again.
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Hey all you lovely folks, newbie here just looking for a bit of information.
Relatively new to postal and even newer to crypto payments, just wondering if I can pay/send payment to here via crypto dot com app? Also I noticed all prices are in dollars and it's probably a really stupid question but do I just convert to pounds to figure out prices ?
Relatively new to postal and even newer to crypto payments, just wondering if I can pay/send payment to here via crypto dot com app? Also I noticed all prices are in dollars and it's probably a really stupid question but do I just convert to pounds to figure out prices ?
When you checkout it will show you a conversion to pounds although yeah just type 'USD to GBP' into your browser.
Don't use Crypto.com, terrible customer service and outrageous fees.
Use Coinbase, Paybis or Kraken.
Don't use Crypto.com, terrible customer service and outrageous fees.
Use Coinbase, Paybis or Kraken.
Thanks for the quick and useful reply. Yeah I have noticed crypto app fees are pretty stingy but it was the easiest one for me to set up as a complete novice so I'll for sure be looking into those other ones for next purchase. Bit late for today's one tough as need to get dad's stuff ordered in time for his birthday later this month.
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