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*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
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*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
Sorry everyone!!
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
Itโs laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, โYou know, Iโve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?โ
โWhy?โ asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied โBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.โ
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Itโs laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, โYou know, Iโve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?โ
โWhy?โ asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied โBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.โ
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
Why did the tiger get lost?
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
What did the nought say to the eight?
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐พ
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐พ
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
through the roof.
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for ยฃ40
โ๐ป๐๐คฃ
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for ยฃ40
โ๐ป๐๐คฃ
I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memoryโฆ
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
The last thing my grandfather said to me was โPints! Litres! Gallons!โ
That reallyโฆ.spoke volumes.
That reallyโฆ.spoke volumes.
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . ๐๐ค
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . ๐๐ค
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " ๐
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me ๐ฏ"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " ๐
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me ๐ฏ"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " ๐
I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?
A block of flaps.
A block of flaps.
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?
Cul-de-sack
Cul-de-sack
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
Any idea on when everyone finds out I'm the funniest? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's ๐ฉ
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasmโฆ
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?
........Society !
I liked this ๐ no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course๐๐
........Society !
I liked this ๐ no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course๐๐
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss ๐
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious ๐คฃ๐คฃ na I'm kidding no idea bud
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre๐คก
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre๐คก
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: โWell, I hope you like changing nappies/diapersโ.
She replies: โOh my god am I pregnant?โ
To which he responds: โNo, youโve got bowel cancer.โ
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: โWell, I hope you like changing nappies/diapersโ.
She replies: โOh my god am I pregnant?โ
To which he responds: โNo, youโve got bowel cancer.โ
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and thatโs all that matters
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose ๐
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I donโt know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didnโt immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, itโs just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, Iโm not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love ๐๐๐
I donโt know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didnโt immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, itโs just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, Iโm not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love ๐๐๐
Omg
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things donโt, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
Itโs what ruined top gear (the proper one)
Itโs why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if thatโs wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
Iโm Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this siteโs purpose I think itโs a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you donโt like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I donโt think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldnโt go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
Itโs about choice - I see some subjects and know if Iโm potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I donโt go on hen Doโs
I donโt go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I donโt go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things donโt, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
Itโs what ruined top gear (the proper one)
Itโs why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if thatโs wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
Iโm Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this siteโs purpose I think itโs a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you donโt like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I donโt think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldnโt go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
Itโs about choice - I see some subjects and know if Iโm potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I donโt go on hen Doโs
I donโt go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I donโt go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
It had me too, to be fair.
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.
Im just guessing though
Im just guessing though
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
3 guys having a beer.
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
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Setting up shop, dynavap and 8th giveaway to celebrate!๐ฅณ
Is it too early to say merry Christmas yet? Fuck it, merry Xmas, good luck to you and all who enter the competition
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Setting up shop, dynavap and 8th giveaway to celebrate!๐ฅณ
Hello Biggaz ๐ซถ๐ป!
Your old pal Jimmy here, announcing the opening of my shop.
In the next week or so, youโll find my first offering. Horchata, Cali mids.
If I get enough custom il restock with goodies including hash and vapes.
To celebrate, Iโm hosting a free entry competition, with prizes. You will win a dynavap and an 8th of horchata.
All you have to is upvote and comment on this post and you will be provided with a number. Number will be drawn using a random number generator n Sunday 10th November at 6pm. Competition will close at 5.
Ts and Cs, you must have at least 10 buys to enter and only one comment per customer.
Good luck everyone!
Peace and love! โ๏ธ
Your old pal Jimmy here, announcing the opening of my shop.
In the next week or so, youโll find my first offering. Horchata, Cali mids.
If I get enough custom il restock with goodies including hash and vapes.
To celebrate, Iโm hosting a free entry competition, with prizes. You will win a dynavap and an 8th of horchata.
All you have to is upvote and comment on this post and you will be provided with a number. Number will be drawn using a random number generator n Sunday 10th November at 6pm. Competition will close at 5.
Ts and Cs, you must have at least 10 buys to enter and only one comment per customer.
Good luck everyone!
Peace and love! โ๏ธ
Good luck on your endeavours bro! I am new on here but Iโm not new to the game so any help regarding anything please pop up!
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Hey biggaz,
Due to lack of interest, Iโm going to let the raffle roll on for another week.
Love and peace
Due to lack of interest, Iโm going to let the raffle roll on for another week.
Love and peace
The wall is a fickle beast. Who knows how it's works?!?!
Some absolute bell end members post a single nonsense line of drivel -bang to the top of the wall.
Genuine long term member posts & gets multiple replies & upvotes - invisible ๐คท
Some absolute bell end members post a single nonsense line of drivel -bang to the top of the wall.
Genuine long term member posts & gets multiple replies & upvotes - invisible ๐คท
big up jimmy good luck hope you have great start - bold and epic strain you starting out with โ๏ธ
I've been waiting for number 15 thought it would never happen ๐คฃ๐คฃ kidding, can I play ๐ค
Good luck with shop I'll check in now and then ๐
Good luck with shop I'll check in now and then ๐
Best of luck setting up shop, il be sure to bookmark and give your bud a goโ๐ป
Is it too early to say merry Christmas yet? Fuck it, merry Xmas, good luck to you and all who enter the competition
Youโre a winner Baby2023!
Please message me to receive your prize.
For the rest of you, stay tuned for another chance to win.
Love Jimmy.
Please message me to receive your prize.
For the rest of you, stay tuned for another chance to win.
Love Jimmy.
Iโm giving this another go, Horchatta has gone, so itโs space cookies now.
Il draw on the 1st of December.
Good luck all
Il draw on the 1st of December.
Good luck all
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Long time coming. Take it your giveaway is for a dynavap Ommi? Limited edition lol
Long time coming. Take it your giveaway is for a dynavap Ommi? Limited edition lol
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1 post
+3 votes
Human Traffic (The Film)
Got any Jungle in guy?
I've got the Tarzan and Jane o' Jungle, just swung in off the vine
Human Traffic (The Film)
Can anyone remember this gem of a film from 1999. I found it in my attic and it is still a masterpiece after all these years. Anyone who is nostalgic about the nineties, get it watched now! I swear, you will not be disappointed.
Great film, special for me cos i lived with director for 4 years and he wrote it during that period. So its my early 20s on film pretty much. Nice one bruvva is an evolution of how we used to scream down the phone at each other, (and still do) with names instead of bruvva.
It is superb and just represents his zest for life and fun and sillyness and funny situations. Under table snorting scene just one example of the talent in the cinematography.
If you liked this, i would urge anyone to check out his largely unknown second film "i know you know". A different affair about him and his dad and mum, but stunning in different ways. Also his older college stuff, party politics, life in the bus lane. On YT somewhere i think.
The sequel to HT is confirmed btw in case you didn't know.
It is superb and just represents his zest for life and fun and sillyness and funny situations. Under table snorting scene just one example of the talent in the cinematography.
If you liked this, i would urge anyone to check out his largely unknown second film "i know you know". A different affair about him and his dad and mum, but stunning in different ways. Also his older college stuff, party politics, life in the bus lane. On YT somewhere i think.
The sequel to HT is confirmed btw in case you didn't know.
Wow, that is amazing. He captured a perfect picture of life and it is totally relatable. The whole film was so well done and the cast was just spot on. You will have to tell him how amazing he is. I was 19/20 when it came out and that was a typical weekend. It just gives you the warm and fuzzies. I would be totally buzzin’ if there was a sequel. I will have to do some digging and see if I can find his other stuff. Thank you.
I met Justin a few years ago whilst working on a project in uni. Proper top guy and was awesome to work with someone who had created one of your favourite films.
Spot on bro I'll keep an eye out for that as human trafficking is a top film reminds me of my younger days ๐
Yeah all the old crowd that came up from London lots of the football factory boys just all about life on the estate all the capers etc great film
I must admit, that part is spot on and I was always the interceptor of the spliff lol!
I first watched it on a big screen at Glastonbury, chewing my face off. Takes me right back whenever I watch it
I also saw this first on the big screen at Glastonbury, chewing my face off. Decided I wanted a cup of tea half way for some reason.. Thought someone had moved the bushes in front of me so I began to climb through it. The bushes hadn't moved.. I had crawled down the middle aisle in front of everyone, walked along the screen and preceded to climb through undergrowth.
Luckily some kind people came and pulled me out of the bush and explained to me what the fuck was going on and directed me to the nearby tea tent. Memory a bit patchy but I think I was having fun.
I miss the 90's sometimes.
Luckily some kind people came and pulled me out of the bush and explained to me what the fuck was going on and directed me to the nearby tea tent. Memory a bit patchy but I think I was having fun.
I miss the 90's sometimes.
Itโs amazing the memories this film brings back. I miss the 90s too. There was nothing like a good Mitsubishi pill to set you on a good weekender. I think we are all the same on here. We just want life back to what we had then.
Itโs a weird state of affairs when you are in a field in Somerset and you think. I know. Iโll go and watch Human Traffic.
A lovely state of affairs.
Where were you. When all my mates thought itโd be funny to go gabba. It wasnโt funny.
Iโd have gone and watched some totally weird Ken Russell film. (Altered States, anyone?)
Rather than having to go gabba.
A lovely state of affairs.
Where were you. When all my mates thought itโd be funny to go gabba. It wasnโt funny.
Iโd have gone and watched some totally weird Ken Russell film. (Altered States, anyone?)
Rather than having to go gabba.
Got any Jungle in guy?
I've got the Tarzan and Jane o' Jungle, just swung in off the vine
I've got the Tarzan and Jane o' Jungle, just swung in off the vine
Remember this very well back then, Saturday night after club M yarm back to a mates pad and session began with this movie on. Danny dyer was epic
"The Emperor wants to control outer space, Yoda wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental differences between the good and the bad sides of the force."
Quality
24 Hour Party People is also a good-un.
As well as Who Killed the KLF?
Quality
24 Hour Party People is also a good-un.
As well as Who Killed the KLF?
I was clubbing my tits off then so this was like looking into a mirror for me (a bit like the scene at the afterparty with Jip and Koop on the sofa ;)). Love the Howard Marks spliff politics cameo ๐ summed up a Britain and a generation that didnโt take itself too seriously (unlike today sadly).
I know! Itโs awful now. You could lose your mates and find randoms and nothing bad ever happened!
Morning! *sniffs* MORNING!!
Nurse! I need a pisspot and a jacket.....cause I'm fucked!
Literally one of my favourite movies of all time. He wen't from being a raver who takes pills on the weekend to going on grand adventures as The Hobit. Martin Freeman is a beast!
"Any jungle goin!?"
**sorry if I have ruined any quotes, my brain is only at half capacity today lol**
Nurse! I need a pisspot and a jacket.....cause I'm fucked!
Literally one of my favourite movies of all time. He wen't from being a raver who takes pills on the weekend to going on grand adventures as The Hobit. Martin Freeman is a beast!
"Any jungle goin!?"
**sorry if I have ruined any quotes, my brain is only at half capacity today lol**
Not Martin Freeman dude, was John Sim who played the master in Dr Who. Also Andrew Lincoln in in it briefly who plays Rick in Walking Dead
No shit? Hahaha for literally years I was thinking it was the same dude, my bad. Cheers for that!
"You know how artists paintings go up in value when they die? Well rappers records go up when they get locked up. IT'S GOING TO BE BANNED!"
Koop scratching cracks me up " puffing da herb err ehh err ehh puf puf puf puf puffing da herb" or something like that lol.
And the whole "who the hell you been ringing in Taiwan boy" scene.
Such a great film. Pretty much summed up my late teens early 20s. The best days. :)
And the whole "who the hell you been ringing in Taiwan boy" scene.
Such a great film. Pretty much summed up my late teens early 20s. The best days. :)
The whole thing cracks me up. It doesn’t matter how many times you watch it, you always find it funny. I think there is a little bit of all of us in that film. I’m defo a Lulu.
So true. I was definitely moff lol. I look back now amazed that I'm alive and heathy. Wouldnt dare get mashed now but thought nothing of dropping a few a back then. Was just part of going out in those days eh. Wouldn't change it for a thing though. Best days/nights of my life. Helter skelter, dreamscape, hysteria. Then later God's kitchen, progress, passion. I'd give anything to go back in time and do it all again. :)
You found reality then lol! I think if I dropped a pill now, I would die! I will stick to the green! I live in Scotland so the rave scene here was epic in the 90s. I wouldn’t change it for the world. There were no fights, everyone loved everyone, no one got offended and it was safe! I feel bad for the young ones now. They won’t get the experiences we had. The music was on another level too.
I think we know you mean John Simm and not Martin Freeman. At least you know the film though. Makes me so nostalgic for my 90s lifestyle. It was an amazing time to be off your face.
Got any Jungle guy?
I GOT THE TARZAN AND THE JANE OF THE JUNGLE SWUNG IN FRESH ON THE VINE THIS MORNING ๐ (or close if remember serves me right). In all fairness I did much the same facially to that baseline. Film!
Nice post
I GOT THE TARZAN AND THE JANE OF THE JUNGLE SWUNG IN FRESH ON THE VINE THIS MORNING ๐ (or close if remember serves me right). In all fairness I did much the same facially to that baseline. Film!
Nice post
Wow one of the best films of the nineties takes me back. Spot on film the good old days lol.
But have you seen Taxi Driver... ?
Danny Dyer at his best in this movie!
The coathanger bit is hilarious!
Danny Dyer at his best in this movie!
The coathanger bit is hilarious!
The Business is probably my favourite Danny Dyer film, not seen the Taxi so will give it a watch.
I will have to have a look at that one. Danny Dyer is always good in films. Not keen on him in Eastenders though.
Nah Eastenders is rubbish, but Danny Dyer was funny in Human Traffic. Note he wasnt in Taxi Driver, he is just talking about the movie Taxi Driver to a taxi driver. Talking about torturing Peter Andre... I will link it
Duh! Sorry, I didn’t pick you up there and yes, that part was hilarious. I also hate Peter Andre, so that is particularly hilarious to me.
I hated this film, maybe I was a bit of a snobby clubber back then, but every character in that film is a complete muppet. The movie is a cringe fest
Might do thx. Is irreversible a movie as well? Canโt think of a good movie that captures that 90s vibe of E, raves & or clubbing. This is England 90s took me back a bit in some bits.
It was the buzz of scoring the pills and then driving off to some illegal rave in an abandoned car park or some unsuspecting farmers field, going to Sternsโฆ.i was at lechlane spiral tribe, gutted didnโt go to castle Mortonโฆtop days
It was the buzz of scoring the pills and then driving off to some illegal rave in an abandoned car park or some unsuspecting farmers field, going to Sternsโฆ.i was at lechlane spiral tribe, gutted didnโt go to castle Mortonโฆtop days
1 post
+2 votes
FREE BUNDLE GIVE AWAY, ENTER BELOW :)
Cool bundle, I'm in...
4/11
14:44
51,722.00 GBP
Good luck to all who enter ๐
FREE BUNDLE GIVE AWAY, ENTER BELOW :)
Weโve added a new listing, โSuperMarijuana Bundleโ which includes:
1 x Delta 9 Distillate Cart
1 x 1G Cherry Gelato
1 x 1G Pink Runtz
1 x 50MG Cookie (off the menu)
Weโre giving away a SuperaMarijuana Bundle worth $65 to one lucky winner.
To enter, predict the bitcoin price in GBP on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
Current price:
52,890.06 GBP
Format:
Date: 4/11
Time: 14:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.20 GBP
The closest prediction will be deemed the winner of the contest and receive a free bundle :)
Good luck!
-SM
1 x Delta 9 Distillate Cart
1 x 1G Cherry Gelato
1 x 1G Pink Runtz
1 x 50MG Cookie (off the menu)
Weโre giving away a SuperaMarijuana Bundle worth $65 to one lucky winner.
To enter, predict the bitcoin price in GBP on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
Current price:
52,890.06 GBP
Format:
Date: 4/11
Time: 14:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.20 GBP
The closest prediction will be deemed the winner of the contest and receive a free bundle :)
Good luck!
-SM
7/11/24 @ 1:00pm
No more predictions!
Predictions are locked in and saved, the giveaway will be decided tomorrow at 1pm!
Good luck all :)
-SM
No more predictions!
Predictions are locked in and saved, the giveaway will be decided tomorrow at 1pm!
Good luck all :)
-SM
The Bitcoin price at 1:00pm was ยฃ58,740
Well done โWraith777โ, you were the closest with ยฃ58,777
Runner up was โOnlymeโ with ยฃ58,666 - Thereโs a 8th of Cookies with your name on it.
Thanks to everyone who had a go, we will do more of these in the future :)
Happy Friday!
-SM
Well done โWraith777โ, you were the closest with ยฃ58,777
Runner up was โOnlymeโ with ยฃ58,666 - Thereโs a 8th of Cookies with your name on it.
Thanks to everyone who had a go, we will do more of these in the future :)
Happy Friday!
-SM
07.11.24
@11.31am
ยฃ58.777
Thanks for the competition, and if I win.Can I have a cherry pie , please๐โ๏ธ
@11.31am
ยฃ58.777
Thanks for the competition, and if I win.Can I have a cherry pie , please๐โ๏ธ
You called the closest price and even named which strain cart you wanted. Wow! A man (or woman) on a mission!
Well done, send us a message when you can :)
-SM
Well done, send us a message when you can :)
-SM
Date: 7/11
Time: 10:05am
Price Prediction: 54,138.20 GBP
sorry had to edit because i had it in USD lol!
Thanks and good luck all!!!
Time: 10:05am
Price Prediction: 54,138.20 GBP
sorry had to edit because i had it in USD lol!
Thanks and good luck all!!!
Date: 5/11
Time: 18:05pm
Price Prediction: 65,037.45 GBP
Thanks guys & good luck fellow biggas ๐ค
Time: 18:05pm
Price Prediction: 65,037.45 GBP
Thanks guys & good luck fellow biggas ๐ค
As a kind user mentioned, cut off for your predictions will now be at 1pm on 7th November, this way a full 24 hours will have elapsed before choosing the winner.
Big up Shanada for the tip!
-SM
Big up Shanada for the tip!
-SM
Date: 4/11
Time: 15:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.21 GBP
Thanks for running the comp. Good luck everyone.
Time: 15:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.21 GBP
Thanks for running the comp. Good luck everyone.
Last predictions in by 1pm tomorrow! (7/11/24)
The winner will be decided by the bitcoin price in GBP at 1:00pm on 8/11/24.
Good luck!
-SM
The winner will be decided by the bitcoin price in GBP at 1:00pm on 8/11/24.
Good luck!
-SM
Rules:
The winner will be chosen on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
The closest prediction to the bitcoin price in GBP at 1pm on 8/11/24 will be deemed the winner and receive the โSuperMarijuana Bundleโ.
The runner up will also receive a prize (at our discretion).
All the best folks!
-SM
The winner will be chosen on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
The closest prediction to the bitcoin price in GBP at 1pm on 8/11/24 will be deemed the winner and receive the โSuperMarijuana Bundleโ.
The runner up will also receive a prize (at our discretion).
All the best folks!
-SM
1 post
+2 votes
Free Weed 27/10/24
ยฃ50,212
22-10-24@23.43
Free Weed 27/10/24
It's been a long time biggas!
Thank you so much for all your support over the past months.
Racing to hit 300 sales and to celebrate it I will give away 10g of Afghan kush shake.
To enter simply comment your prediction for the price of BTC in British Pounds this Saturday 26/10/24 12am on blockchain.com. The closest wins. Announing winner on Sunday and the weed will be sent monday morning.
To enter: accounts must have at least 1 purchase on biggy.
Only 1 entry per person please and date stamp so we know who's firts in case of duplicates.
Best of luck everyone!
Thank you so much for all your support over the past months.
Racing to hit 300 sales and to celebrate it I will give away 10g of Afghan kush shake.
To enter simply comment your prediction for the price of BTC in British Pounds this Saturday 26/10/24 12am on blockchain.com. The closest wins. Announing winner on Sunday and the weed will be sent monday morning.
To enter: accounts must have at least 1 purchase on biggy.
Only 1 entry per person please and date stamp so we know who's firts in case of duplicates.
Best of luck everyone!
โ๏ธ
Sorry I miss clicked was meant to click the upvote button but won't let me change it
Sorry I miss clicked was meant to click the upvote button but won't let me change it
You must be another one, OR THE SAME GROUP ON HERE, that always accidentally clicks send when they shouldn't as well I bet๐
No you cannot accidentally click send as there is a second click to confirm sent ๐
Well done! Your guess was the closest to ยฃ52,580. Sent you a message to claim your freebie :)
Cheers to CC!
Iโd like to guess ยฃ53,333.33 ๐
Many blessings & good luck all๐ค
22/10 @ 20.07
Iโd like to guess ยฃ53,333.33 ๐
Many blessings & good luck all๐ค
22/10 @ 20.07
1 post
+2 votes
How you Discovered LB??
Still quite odd buying online even though I've been doing it for some time. Told my brother about it and ordered a pack for him, when it actually turn…
How you Discovered LB??
Cool stories and one liners on how you personally discovered LB ?
Ditto! Thought it was all a big scam for a while until one day took the plunge. Anybody not of like mind browsing this site - yes this is all one big joke and a scam now go back to your beer and fags and forget what you have seen. :)
Still quite odd buying online even though I've been doing it for some time. Told my brother about it and ordered a pack for him, when it actually turned up it blew his mind so much he's got brain damage now.
Iโm in my 40s, cannabis user for 25 years.
Contacts dwindle as you get older, I felt like I was getting ripped off paying street prices for shitty weed and a good growing friend had to spend some time at HMP.
Anyway I googled 2 and a half years ago and Iโm glad I found such a fantastic community!!
Never looked back
Contacts dwindle as you get older, I felt like I was getting ripped off paying street prices for shitty weed and a good growing friend had to spend some time at HMP.
Anyway I googled 2 and a half years ago and Iโm glad I found such a fantastic community!!
Never looked back
So the local stuff got that bad i had to look elsewhere, and I'm glad I did,thanks Google. although watching the post man everyday is pure torture in itself but worth it lol
It feels like Christmas morning though sometimes when you hear the doorbell and know your oz has arrived lmao
Same here though I think I found this website from reddit, didn't even know a clear web site existed was very sceptical of the whole thing but so glad I took the chance.
Same here though I think I found this website from reddit, didn't even know a clear web site existed was very sceptical of the whole thing but so glad I took the chance.
High and polite bought me here. Had to sign up for newsletter for the link. I still read the newsletter too.
I googled 'how to buy weed in the UK' as the street source I had got nicked. I found a search result that was a small article about scam websites and gave a list of those that were found to be scam. At the bottom, it then mentioned 2 or 3 sites that were legit, LB being one of them.
I spent the next few months lurking and reading and plucking up the courage to order. i then spent a while sorting out a source of crypto, then bottled it again for about a month. I finally went for it with an order from TGT with some hash. It arrived the next day. That was Nov 2020. I'm now on 100+ orders.
I've since got a mate signed up and soon my sister will be on LB.
I spent the next few months lurking and reading and plucking up the courage to order. i then spent a while sorting out a source of crypto, then bottled it again for about a month. I finally went for it with an order from TGT with some hash. It arrived the next day. That was Nov 2020. I'm now on 100+ orders.
I've since got a mate signed up and soon my sister will be on LB.
Man this sounds so relatable.. I also thought scam as it was clear web and website even looked dodgy at first, didn't know what would happen but with the reviews from trustpilot and on here, using bitcoin for purchases and stuff it just tempted me now on like order 30 don't have to buy dry ass dog from my local anymore
Same. Except I jumped straight in and bought couldn't believe it came the next day. Life was changed forever. I was like a kid in sweet shop from that moment on.
Yeah I think that's about the same for me. Had been looking for a go between for a few months and found a place where I could get Delta 8 or HHC and thought I'd just settle for that as getting weed on the clear net would be unlikely.
Then when I investigated a lil further I saw the newsletter an English dude did where he had a list of reliable sites (probably the same one you're referring to). I'm pretty sceptical and researched it a lil and found it was likely legit and put in a guest order which never showed up btw. But I persevered and I eventually got some stuff which arrived next day.
Tbh I love this place and think this is the way forward. No more bs with shady dealers that you don't know from Adam. Not being made to feel like you're a scumbag just cos you want a lil smoke, most people seem to be like minded here which is a breath of fresh air.
That being said, I have been disappointed with the service from some of the vendors and it's typical that I find this place and our beloved RM has turned into an absolute shit show (although I support the principle of strike action).
Anyway I'm persevering and hopefully I'll find my go to vendors. Only been here a month or so, so fingers crossed I have better luck in the future.
Then when I investigated a lil further I saw the newsletter an English dude did where he had a list of reliable sites (probably the same one you're referring to). I'm pretty sceptical and researched it a lil and found it was likely legit and put in a guest order which never showed up btw. But I persevered and I eventually got some stuff which arrived next day.
Tbh I love this place and think this is the way forward. No more bs with shady dealers that you don't know from Adam. Not being made to feel like you're a scumbag just cos you want a lil smoke, most people seem to be like minded here which is a breath of fresh air.
That being said, I have been disappointed with the service from some of the vendors and it's typical that I find this place and our beloved RM has turned into an absolute shit show (although I support the principle of strike action).
Anyway I'm persevering and hopefully I'll find my go to vendors. Only been here a month or so, so fingers crossed I have better luck in the future.
Yeah since I wrote that post i've been much luckier and found some decent vendors, big shout out to; The Gentleman Dealers, Mad Dabber and Dr Greenthumb who all had decent service and stuff :D Also I tried Greencat and had a mixed experience, but now that you mention it The Spacemen were decent too ;)
Gave up buying non descript skunk of mates of mates as didnโt like the edgy buzz and the shifty pick ups. Wanted to return to the more relaxed hashes I used to smoke in the 90โs which had disappeared years ago so tentatively typed in โbuying weed onlineโ into Google. Read an article name checking LB and the rest is history. Thought it could be bogus but kept everything crossed and hey presto. Still canโt quite believe it two years on. Enjoying my indica dominant hash and weed and am far more educated than was ever before. Got my next door neighbour onto it to and we swap bits all the time. Genius.
My man decided to retire from dealing after near 30 years,so after no hashish for six months i decided to see if i could buy on the dark net,imagine my surprise when google told me to go to LB,even bigger shock when i got my first delivery as like everybody i thought it was a scam lol
100 plus club now lmao
100 plus club now lmao
Iโd been using cannazon, there was a great selection but it was buggy and painful to use that I did what everyone else seems to have done and hit Google up with โbuy weed online UKโ.
was trying to find where i could buy bud online and stumbled across a UK website embracing cannabis ans shroom use. the guy who writes it all said that he'd be including a site he uses to buy bud in the next email newsletter. so i signed up and sure enough LB was mentioned. the guy was also talking about how it can be used on clearnet and all youd need is bitcoin. i went straight on it and browsed for a bit before setting up a cryptowallet and making my first purchase
Customer who was ordering very regularly directly suggested I have a look. Was very skeptical at first but he assured me he bought hash off here just as regularly as he was buying weed off me. Made the leap of faith and never looked back
a friend of mine told me about it but what i remember is the feeling when i got here. 1st my stomach sank a little like it was a shock and as i scrolled i started seeing all the posts as well as the items and it just felt like i had found a colony of escapees from dystopia.
Was writing an article on different types of drug markets. Obviously checked out LB because it's a pretty unique market-it's the website version of the Gaudi building in Barcelona.
Glad to see someone else also didn't find it by a friend or a Google search! The sub can really help with visibility
Personally I came across a site called High and Polite, and a gentleman pointed me here about a year ago. As an older bloke, street dealing really isn't my thing and while I used it for years the darkweb still kinda scares me, so LB is perfect.
And while it exists I'll use it til the hammer down the last nail
And while it exists I'll use it til the hammer down the last nail
I had been buying from the clearnet for about 6 months. Seemed like new sites were popping up every other day. The prices were starting to get a bit much and heard someone on reddit mention LB. Flashback 2 or 3 years. And a really cool random guy I was gaming with one day, tells me how he buys his weed from a website that looks like it was made in the 90's. So the second I load up LB for the 1st time it was like BOOM I finally found it
Was using another site (a good one, single vendor type), was wanting some thai, told what i was looking for is book of wisdom thai, less than minute later i'm here, month later i had not only the thai under my belt but half ounce odd of SpaceWalker Badder and who knows what else, i'd love to see my first few orders here, i remember the badder, it was a stupid purchase cause it was sent 1st class, only option from vendor.
Didn't really use it correctly either, lovely tho.๐
Didn't really use it correctly either, lovely tho.๐
Was working with an old.hippy type fella during covid. Was finding it increasingly difficult to get weed through my normal channels. Hippy fella pointed me in this direction and here I am nearly 4 years later
Wow! So cool to see how this community came together! Nice post ;-) For us it was a destiny - a friend who knew we had to share what we had with the world ;-) and we are grateful to be here everyday :-) Gratidรฃo
A work colleague told me about it so I gave it a try and was pleasantly surprised and have been using LB ever since.
I'd seen a website in the news supposed to be selling weed. I'd started looking through reviews, which were mixed, but ultimately it seemed like it was a scam. Certainly at best a roll of the dice. Eventually I read a comment on a forum that said something like, "ignore all these sites and go little biggy. You can thank me later." Except I can't thank them as I've no idea where I read the comment. Certainly I should thank them as I've ordered all sorts of bits n bobs in the short time I've been a member since. Maybe I should write up my own beginners experience at some point as my mind had been blown by LB and the community here. There's loads of things I'm looking forward to trying next.
Stopped smoking weed for like 20 odd years until a couple of years ago. Iโm an old cunt. Used to source online years ago (Budmonkey!!) as it was always better quality online back then. - Bit of double-zero hash and some Jack Herer or AK47. Clearweb weed sites are nothing new!!
Figured not much will have changed so I did a bit of a search when I fancied buying. Have no street plug. Nor do I want one. After a bit of research Biggy kept popping up.
Then the real research began ๐
Been happy so far. :)
There is only about a 1/4 in my โshiteโ jar. Over 100 buys from this account and my old one.
Figured not much will have changed so I did a bit of a search when I fancied buying. Have no street plug. Nor do I want one. After a bit of research Biggy kept popping up.
Then the real research began ๐
Been happy so far. :)
There is only about a 1/4 in my โshiteโ jar. Over 100 buys from this account and my old one.
I used to use Budmonkey too, seems crazy but I reckon it was like 2002/2003?! Scored some AK47 and decent hash. Such a novelty back then, remember using NoChex as payment too.
Remember around the same era another clear web site called Pepe' Page (?) got busted and was front page news in UK Tabloids?! I remember bricking it same would happen with Budmonkey and it wasn't long after when it went offline. Trying to remember how I even discovered BM to begin with and think it may have been mentioned in a drum and bass forum I used to frequent.
Wasn't long after that when I first made an international order (from Canada) so looking back I reckon I've been receiving suspect mail for over 20 years now. Time flies when you're having fun right?!
Wasn't long after that when I first made an international order (from Canada) so looking back I reckon I've been receiving suspect mail for over 20 years now. Time flies when you're having fun right?!
Yeah I vaguely remember Pepe. Hermes the Hash Trader too.
I think the people behind BudMonkey ended up getting busted. It was great while it lasted. The novelty of getting โDam quality weed made me very popular with my mates ๐
I think the people behind BudMonkey ended up getting busted. It was great while it lasted. The novelty of getting โDam quality weed made me very popular with my mates ๐
2004..! Mail-order is not a recent thing!
Big up all Effervesing Elephants
Big up all Effervesing Elephants
Liberty Cap season has been a shit show in my area so had to dig through Reddit for a good Mush Plug ๐
It was a dark and stormy night, the captain said to his crew gather round men gather round. ๐
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During lockdown, my buddies locked-down their stash!
A bit of googling, and a gamble on a bag of shake from RadarBreeder, few days later it dropped through the door.
Been here ever since.
And apart from when I find myself in Rotterdam, I haven't bought from anywhere other than biggy since.
A bit of googling, and a gamble on a bag of shake from RadarBreeder, few days later it dropped through the door.
Been here ever since.
And apart from when I find myself in Rotterdam, I haven't bought from anywhere other than biggy since.
Prices lower in Rotterdam. Not seen any drunk English people there, less touristy, still plenty to see and do.
A popular online blog links to lb in the newsletter. After rifling through various pages here, I figured it looked legit and made an order. Nearly a year later and I'm never going back to a plug, ahaha.
There was some forum I found that lists all the websites that have scammed ppl out of weed online, a few people on there pointed at this being the only legit place to buy so after a few searches I couldn't find anyone saying theyve had a bad experience on here so tried it out during pandemic/lockdown and haven't bought any off the street since :)
After moving from one area to another in the UK I went from having a really good plug who I had used for years with a consistent supply of good quality weed to working my way up through street level dealers trying to find nice weed, everything I was picking up was really bad quality compared to what I used to pick up back home, so I started doing a bit of research and searching online and found some websites that seemed and I had heard where legit. I tried 2 other clear net sites that at first was okay but then the quality was inconsistent and wasnโt worth the extra premium compared to the local dealers prices. Then I stumbled upon LB I had looked at it a while ago and could have sworn it was a scam it looked too good to be true! but though fuck it whatโs the worse that can happen I seen green catโs exodus cheese and as i had not seen any cheese for a long time and it was at a reasonable price I placed a order, 3-4 days passed and I was almost certain it was a scam but one Saturday morning it turned up! Never looked back since
I truly didn't think that web searching 'buy weed online' would lead me to a place like this but here we are ๐. Not even sure I had the VPN activated when I did it!
My dealer for 5 straight years all of a sudden retired and Iโd cut all my other contracts off so was left dry for 48 hours ๐ฐ still never tried anything too amazing here yet but love that I can finally get vapes and never have to be accused of fucking my dealer ๐คฃ
Who still remembers Bud Brothers?
Around 2020 I started vaping to try and quit fags and when I found out about thc vapes through social media I started to make vapes with rso, I pressed rosin from flowers etc but they always clogged up the coil and I had to admit it will never work right without clean distillate. So I bought a shortpath distilling set up and wasted a lot of money and materials. My mate eventually asked why don't I just buy distillate online? I didn't want to get involved with darknet sites so I was very surprised when he said there's a clearnet site to check out.
That's where it all started. At that time only 1 or 2 vendors had distillate on the site: MJ and Bud Brothers. MJ was always out of stock so I was buying from the brothers and then the new vendor all420 who always had stock. Since then the site is flooded with distillate.
Still nice to think back to those first days on the site :)
Around 2020 I started vaping to try and quit fags and when I found out about thc vapes through social media I started to make vapes with rso, I pressed rosin from flowers etc but they always clogged up the coil and I had to admit it will never work right without clean distillate. So I bought a shortpath distilling set up and wasted a lot of money and materials. My mate eventually asked why don't I just buy distillate online? I didn't want to get involved with darknet sites so I was very surprised when he said there's a clearnet site to check out.
That's where it all started. At that time only 1 or 2 vendors had distillate on the site: MJ and Bud Brothers. MJ was always out of stock so I was buying from the brothers and then the new vendor all420 who always had stock. Since then the site is flooded with distillate.
Still nice to think back to those first days on the site :)
I found out via a Reddit thread. Was a bit skeptical at first but after so many people confirming itโs legit I had no reason to believe otherwise :-)
Haha what a question. Love it. I discovered Lb through reviews . Reviews are always the champ for helping you discover more and more lol. Wich led me to check LB out and loved the wide seletion of choices and vendors to offer amazing products . Obviously not only maryjane. The hashish and other pyschadelics are superior . KING LB!
How I found LB was I was supplying ones of the highest reviewed account on LB, BUT he kept it a secret from me and did not want me to get on it, little fucking hater, oh well I'm here now and not going anywhere. He knows I'm here lol
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Mate, your profile pic has me dying lmfao
For anyone wondering
Just smoke my first joint of this hash and it is tasty!!!
Anyway, for some reason vape plug hasn't updated any pics of this and done it justice so here is what it looks like if anyone was curious.
Anyway, for some reason vape plug hasn't updated any pics of this and done it justice so here is what it looks like if anyone was curious.
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