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Tuesdays Daughter
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little biggy theme song?
An earworm for biggas!
Good to see clean up Borg join in with this. I’m sure you AI have developed sentience 😂 all good with me
Cartman is hilarious. South Park is the only thing I’ve loved since it started and still watch now at 42. We should start a Cartman clip thread.
One of the things I love about lb is its a race free zone. You can say you are color blind IRL but here its an existenital condition.
Oh yes!! ....and Monty Python also wrote possibly the greatest love song of all time :) (not entirely sure it would qualify as an LB theme tune though....end credits though, maybe) :)
I'm putting forward this infectious little number...'In Hell I'll Be In Good Company' by The Dead South :)
Eminem ft Royce bad meets evil haha. The chorus is what nails it for me.
It may offend some tho...
It may offend some tho...
Only the smoke tree's and fuck the law bit. I just think song is really good. defo take the song with a grain of salt tho.
Been a while since my ears heard that !
"Bad Meets Evil" is an electrifying collaboration between Eminem and Royce da 5'9", showcasing their undeniable chemistry and lyrical prowess. The intense wordplay and aggressive delivery create a dynamic and captivating listening experience, leaving fans craving for more.
Interesting Fact: "Bad Meets Evil" originally started as the title track for an EP released by Eminem and Royce da 5'9" in 2011. The EP gained significant success, leading to the formation of a hip-hop duo named Bad Meets Evil, after the song that brought them together.
"Bad Meets Evil" is an electrifying collaboration between Eminem and Royce da 5'9", showcasing their undeniable chemistry and lyrical prowess. The intense wordplay and aggressive delivery create a dynamic and captivating listening experience, leaving fans craving for more.
Interesting Fact: "Bad Meets Evil" originally started as the title track for an EP released by Eminem and Royce da 5'9" in 2011. The EP gained significant success, leading to the formation of a hip-hop duo named Bad Meets Evil, after the song that brought them together.
"No No Song"
Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(ah-ah-aye-aye)
A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)
A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Hey yeh!
"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"
Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(ah-ah-aye-aye)
A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)
A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Hey yeh!
"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"
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+2 votes
FREE BUNDLE GIVE AWAY, ENTER BELOW :)
04/11 15:42
54200
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FREE BUNDLE GIVE AWAY, ENTER BELOW :)
We’ve added a new listing, ‘SuperMarijuana Bundle’ which includes:
1 x Delta 9 Distillate Cart
1 x 1G Cherry Gelato
1 x 1G Pink Runtz
1 x 50MG Cookie (off the menu)
We’re giving away a SuperaMarijuana Bundle worth $65 to one lucky winner.
To enter, predict the bitcoin price in GBP on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
Current price:
52,890.06 GBP
Format:
Date: 4/11
Time: 14:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.20 GBP
The closest prediction will be deemed the winner of the contest and receive a free bundle :)
Good luck!
-SM
1 x Delta 9 Distillate Cart
1 x 1G Cherry Gelato
1 x 1G Pink Runtz
1 x 50MG Cookie (off the menu)
We’re giving away a SuperaMarijuana Bundle worth $65 to one lucky winner.
To enter, predict the bitcoin price in GBP on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
Current price:
52,890.06 GBP
Format:
Date: 4/11
Time: 14:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.20 GBP
The closest prediction will be deemed the winner of the contest and receive a free bundle :)
Good luck!
-SM
7/11/24 @ 1:00pm
No more predictions!
Predictions are locked in and saved, the giveaway will be decided tomorrow at 1pm!
Good luck all :)
-SM
No more predictions!
Predictions are locked in and saved, the giveaway will be decided tomorrow at 1pm!
Good luck all :)
-SM
The Bitcoin price at 1:00pm was £58,740
Well done ‘Wraith777’, you were the closest with £58,777
Runner up was ‘Onlyme’ with £58,666 - There’s a 8th of Cookies with your name on it.
Thanks to everyone who had a go, we will do more of these in the future :)
Happy Friday!
-SM
Well done ‘Wraith777’, you were the closest with £58,777
Runner up was ‘Onlyme’ with £58,666 - There’s a 8th of Cookies with your name on it.
Thanks to everyone who had a go, we will do more of these in the future :)
Happy Friday!
-SM
07.11.24
@11.31am
£58.777
Thanks for the competition, and if I win.Can I have a cherry pie , please💚✌️
@11.31am
£58.777
Thanks for the competition, and if I win.Can I have a cherry pie , please💚✌️
You called the closest price and even named which strain cart you wanted. Wow! A man (or woman) on a mission!
Well done, send us a message when you can :)
-SM
Well done, send us a message when you can :)
-SM
Date: 7/11
Time: 10:05am
Price Prediction: 54,138.20 GBP
sorry had to edit because i had it in USD lol!
Thanks and good luck all!!!
Time: 10:05am
Price Prediction: 54,138.20 GBP
sorry had to edit because i had it in USD lol!
Thanks and good luck all!!!
Date: 5/11
Time: 18:05pm
Price Prediction: 65,037.45 GBP
Thanks guys & good luck fellow biggas 🤞
Time: 18:05pm
Price Prediction: 65,037.45 GBP
Thanks guys & good luck fellow biggas 🤞
As a kind user mentioned, cut off for your predictions will now be at 1pm on 7th November, this way a full 24 hours will have elapsed before choosing the winner.
Big up Shanada for the tip!
-SM
Big up Shanada for the tip!
-SM
Date: 4/11
Time: 15:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.21 GBP
Thanks for running the comp. Good luck everyone.
Time: 15:30pm
Price Prediction: 53,753.21 GBP
Thanks for running the comp. Good luck everyone.
Last predictions in by 1pm tomorrow! (7/11/24)
The winner will be decided by the bitcoin price in GBP at 1:00pm on 8/11/24.
Good luck!
-SM
The winner will be decided by the bitcoin price in GBP at 1:00pm on 8/11/24.
Good luck!
-SM
Rules:
The winner will be chosen on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
The closest prediction to the bitcoin price in GBP at 1pm on 8/11/24 will be deemed the winner and receive the ‘SuperMarijuana Bundle’.
The runner up will also receive a prize (at our discretion).
All the best folks!
-SM
The winner will be chosen on Friday 8th November at 1pm.
The closest prediction to the bitcoin price in GBP at 1pm on 8/11/24 will be deemed the winner and receive the ‘SuperMarijuana Bundle’.
The runner up will also receive a prize (at our discretion).
All the best folks!
-SM
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+3 votes
Our Sweet Competition Is Now LIVE!
Just made it - number 53 29/10/24. Best of luck Biggas x
Our Sweet Competition Is Now LIVE!
$5 for 5 sweets. Roughly 75mg per sweet. Take one and see how you go, don't bosh them all!
Please find the listing below.
Competiton starts 25/10/2024
Competition ends 1/11/2024 or if we sell out of the sweets.
You will receive a number from us when you order. This will be your ticket. Please post this number onto here.
One pack of sweets PER ORDER. You may order multiple sweets, but they must be in separate orders. Please leave honest feedback on the sweets.
The winner will receive 1 ounce of live resin :)
The winner will be drawn via livestream and will be screen recorded for anyone who misses it and uploaded to somewhere.
Link to purchase is below. Put this at the end of your LB URL.
/item/28TdasardMs0rrZvXruh1xTW/view/p
Please find the listing below.
Competiton starts 25/10/2024
Competition ends 1/11/2024 or if we sell out of the sweets.
You will receive a number from us when you order. This will be your ticket. Please post this number onto here.
One pack of sweets PER ORDER. You may order multiple sweets, but they must be in separate orders. Please leave honest feedback on the sweets.
The winner will receive 1 ounce of live resin :)
The winner will be drawn via livestream and will be screen recorded for anyone who misses it and uploaded to somewhere.
Link to purchase is below. Put this at the end of your LB URL.
/item/28TdasardMs0rrZvXruh1xTW/view/p
Thank you for everyone that has participated in the competition, we honestly wasn't expecting such a huge rush of orders.
This competition is costing us around £500 total in postage and the cost of the products used along with postage and of course the live resin itself, but it's worth it to give this community something back.
We plan to do a similar competition in the future, except we will charge a few quid extra on our carts and you'll be given a raffle ticket this way instead. If you think this is a good idea, please let us know!
If you have a better idea for a competition, we are all ears! Please leave your idea below. It must include a raffle type system so it can be proved to be fair via live stream.
This competition is costing us around £500 total in postage and the cost of the products used along with postage and of course the live resin itself, but it's worth it to give this community something back.
We plan to do a similar competition in the future, except we will charge a few quid extra on our carts and you'll be given a raffle ticket this way instead. If you think this is a good idea, please let us know!
If you have a better idea for a competition, we are all ears! Please leave your idea below. It must include a raffle type system so it can be proved to be fair via live stream.
Will let you know how I get on, I usually make my cookies about 400mg so should be okay.
Until tomorrow ;) We have around 10 or so more going out then we will most likely draw tomorrow as the sweets are nearly gone.
Pickerwheel dot com/tools/random-number-generator
I will be using join me to stream it. I will post the 9 digit ID to view the stream. It will also be recorded/uploaded to you proof borg.
I will be using join me to stream it. I will post the 9 digit ID to view the stream. It will also be recorded/uploaded to you proof borg.
Hello, I realised that the join me website has changed a little since I last used it about 10 years ago (shocker)
I'm instead using 'crankwheel' which is essentially the same. It provides a URL for people to view my screen.
I'm instead using 'crankwheel' which is essentially the same. It provides a URL for people to view my screen.
https://meeting DOT is/1687713795?hl=en&c=ZqHkjzkO4lNX
Replace DOT with . to view the live stream
We are live now, the draw is at 8pm! Please join ASAP to view the draw live!
Replace DOT with . to view the live stream
We are live now, the draw is at 8pm! Please join ASAP to view the draw live!
If your order is marked shipped and you don't have a raffle ticket, pm me.
If your order isn't shipped and you HAVE a number. Do not pm me.
If your order isn't shipped and you HAVE a number. Do not pm me.
Aww, still marked paid, guessing I didn't make the cut!
Just gonna have to eat them all in one to get over it, now!
Just gonna have to eat them all in one to get over it, now!
Bloody amazing, nice one guys
29/10/24 16:16
Edit: Raffle numbers 55, 56
Best of luck to everyone!
29/10/24 16:16
Edit: Raffle numbers 55, 56
Best of luck to everyone!
Honestly i wish you'd do these comps before my fortnightly buys my friend.
And on the other hand as i puff on one of your 70 /30 vapes and consider the times you've sorted me big time, i can only start to consider it's a wind up at this point, it's pretty damn funny my friend.
You've a great sense of humor my friend, take care. : D
*the vapes are amazing, pretty easy to crack open safely and reuse, smoke well on paper.
Take care and best of luck with another amazing comp.
And on the other hand as i puff on one of your 70 /30 vapes and consider the times you've sorted me big time, i can only start to consider it's a wind up at this point, it's pretty damn funny my friend.
You've a great sense of humor my friend, take care. : D
*the vapes are amazing, pretty easy to crack open safely and reuse, smoke well on paper.
Take care and best of luck with another amazing comp.
I wouldn't advise doing that with other people's carts as if they add PG, it will kill you.
Damn nice tip, DE, as i add a few drops of pg to my dmt vapes.
Will keep that in mind old friend.
Take care.
Will keep that in mind old friend.
Take care.
1 post
+2 votes
Little Cheeky Giveaway
Hi KM, number 42 please 21/07 23:32 x
Little Cheeky Giveaway
We are giving away 3 packs of edibles!
Guess the bonus ball of the euro millions this Tuesday 🌟
The winner will receive 2 packs of edibles. The runner up will receive 1 - decided by the closest to the winning number in chronological order.
Please date your posts and time stamp.
Guess the bonus ball of the euro millions this Tuesday 🌟
The winner will receive 2 packs of edibles. The runner up will receive 1 - decided by the closest to the winning number in chronological order.
Please date your posts and time stamp.
Just so u know king Midas instead of up voting comment on every reply when u reply it removes the editing option otherwise anyone can edit there post after the results buddy
WINNING CONDITIONS - I THOUGHT EUROS WERE LIKE THE LOTTO - I DONT GAMBLE SORRY PEOPLE!
Whoever had a number that matches ANY number drawn in the euros today please contact for a prize
Whoever had a number that matches ANY number drawn in the euros today please contact for a prize
Hi King midas.
Cheers for the comp.
Don't remember euros having a bb? Is it not 2 x lucky stars? ( not played in so long it's maybe changed)
I'll go no 6 please and hope that's either a star or the bb..
Cheers again
Cheers for the comp.
Don't remember euros having a bb? Is it not 2 x lucky stars? ( not played in so long it's maybe changed)
I'll go no 6 please and hope that's either a star or the bb..
Cheers again
My bad - I meant the first star to be drawn (not sure why I put bonus ball - I hardly play the lottery though haha)
Thanks for pointing it out
FIRST STAR IS FIRST PRIZE
SECOND STAR IS SECOND PRIZE
Better odds for you all
Thanks for pointing it out
FIRST STAR IS FIRST PRIZE
SECOND STAR IS SECOND PRIZE
Better odds for you all
Lol, no worries, thought it was stars but all good. Notice I forgot to time stamp mine earlier🙈
Mime was 6 at 12.30 on22bd July.
Cheers an good kick to all👏
Mime was 6 at 12.30 on22bd July.
Cheers an good kick to all👏
3 posts
+6 votes
BEST JOKE
Too late for the comp, but sometimes reality is just....well....you couldn't make it up eh? 🤣
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged…
+ 3 more
BEST JOKE
I've just boxed up two x 3.5 baked in Paris
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Did you know that people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones..... but people in Abu Dhabi do
I was considering a geography pun, but on second thought there's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
Farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed and he has got a sheep under his arm.
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
Cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.
The other day a woman described me as a looker.... well 'voyeur' was the actual word she used... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
Abit on the dark side but it’s a comp so..
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Woman goes into a bar, orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
So I took a poll recently... and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down 🤣🤣🤣✌️🍁
Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot walk into an irish bar.
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
Two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench. Guy comes over and flashes his dick. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
Hi all 👍 Check this joke out 🤣🧐......
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
I was visiting the US and wanted to get some solid one afternoon. I called the nearest marijuana dispensary and got this recorded message… “If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key now.”
Why are pirates called pirates?
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
A binman turns up at some blokes door.
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
Holy fuck. I'm sat smoking and dieing now. Holy Jesus balls!! Cough cough pass to myself cough cough
Feeling a bit on edge smoking in my garden today - my neighbour's turned his house into a Rehab Centre.
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
Giving it an hour then choosing a winner guy's.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
A clown showed up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
When I have a hot date, I like to get them to help me to choose some wine for dinner beforehand. It's a great way to get them into my basement and I only have to cook for myself then.
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a baguette in a cage!?!?
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
- Doctor Doctor I can’t stop wrapping myself in Cling Film!
- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
A duck walks into a pub. He goes up the bar and the barman says "Hello mate, what can I get you?" "Got any bread?" asks the duck. "Sorry we don't sell bread." came the reply. The duck thinks for a moment "Hhhmmmm... Got any bread?" The barman says again, this time slightly short "No, we don't sell bread." "Ok... In that case... Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"
"Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"
"Got any bread?"
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
Little Jimmy goes to see his priest and says “ Father, I don’t believe in Jesus any more. Every night I pray for a new bike and every morning? No bike!”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
Dunno if you can handle my jokes but ill try you with one and see how it goes .
Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
Too late for the comp, but sometimes reality is just....well....you couldn't make it up eh? 🤣
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.
Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.
Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
An American was on holiday in Ireland and was in the pub having a pint. He was chatting to the bar man and asked if there was anyone around that could give him a game of golf on the local course.
The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".
The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".
The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
more of a philosophical joke
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
Doctor I have leaves growing out my arse....Doctor: I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Copper walks in on his wife in bed with three men, 'ello ello ello' he says, wife says 'not speaking to me then?'
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10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡
Nice one SOTL, good luck everyone!
10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡
Hey, biggas!
We've got some new weed in and we're feeling nice so we are going to give away a little selection of ALL the bud we have to offer!
3.5g Blue Gelato #41
3.5 g Platinum Cookies
3.5g Tommy Shelby
To enter, upvote this post and reply to be given a number! Number will be chosen via random number generator.
Giveaway finishes on Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT
Good luck everyone!
SOTL
We've got some new weed in and we're feeling nice so we are going to give away a little selection of ALL the bud we have to offer!
To enter, upvote this post and reply to be given a number! Number will be chosen via random number generator.
Giveaway finishes on Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT
Good luck everyone!
SOTL
The winners have been drawn!
75 - DMan1
58 - dynavapman
Please message us to claim your prize! Thank you all for entering the giveaway, we will be doing another soon!
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75 - DMan1
58 - dynavapman
Please message us to claim your prize! Thank you all for entering the giveaway, we will be doing another soon!
SOTL
Hey, DMan1!
You were number 75!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
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You were number 75!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
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Hey DMan1,
If you're unable to respond in 24h we will have to reroll the giveaway, please let us know via message and we'll hold back from rerolling but if not we may have to do so!
Please try get back to us by 9:00pm Sunday 20th November or we will have to reroll the giveaway :(
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If you're unable to respond in 24h we will have to reroll the giveaway, please let us know via message and we'll hold back from rerolling but if not we may have to do so!
Please try get back to us by 9:00pm Sunday 20th November or we will have to reroll the giveaway :(
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ATTENTION BIGGAS!
Cleanup Borg has messaged us with the following message:
"hi love were trying to elevate the level of competitions here so your offer was taken off the wall temporarily.
the problem we see with the random number generator you reference is it can be run multiple times with you selecting the preferred results.
please update your contest so it can not be manipulated and we can leave you to it. thank you"
We will potentially be livestreaming the random number generator on YouTube using "random.org" which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to prove this giveaway is authentic.
SOTL
Cleanup Borg has messaged us with the following message:
"hi love were trying to elevate the level of competitions here so your offer was taken off the wall temporarily.
the problem we see with the random number generator you reference is it can be run multiple times with you selecting the preferred results.
please update your contest so it can not be manipulated and we can leave you to it. thank you"
We will potentially be livestreaming the random number generator on YouTube using "random.org" which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to prove this giveaway is authentic.
SOTL
UPDATE!
The borg has approved of this idea! We will be going live at Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT on YouTube Live! We will be randomly picking a number using random.org which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to verify authenticity of our giveaway. We look forward to seeing who is going to win!
SOTL
The borg has approved of this idea! We will be going live at Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT on YouTube Live! We will be randomly picking a number using random.org which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to verify authenticity of our giveaway. We look forward to seeing who is going to win!
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
Best of luck to everyone, we have attached the link to our YouTube Livestream on this reply, we are scheduled to go live at 7:00pm tonight, so be ready and enter before while you still can!
SOTL
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
Best of luck to everyone, we have attached the link to our YouTube Livestream on this reply, we are scheduled to go live at 7:00pm tonight, so be ready and enter before while you still can!
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ATTENTION BIGGAS!
We are going live at 7:00pm GMT! Link for the stream has been attached to this message. We are now generating 2 numbers, so 2 biggas have a chance to win!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
SOTL
We are going live at 7:00pm GMT! Link for the stream has been attached to this message. We are now generating 2 numbers, so 2 biggas have a chance to win!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
SOTL
I hope I don't win - trying some reverse psychology/logic there you see... Nope, can't risk it - I hope I do win. Maybe now I'm tempting fate... I hope somebody wins but let it be me... 😵
Hey, dynavapman!
You were number 58!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
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You were number 58!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
Hahaha, all good! Drop us a message when you're ready and we'll get your 10.5g sent out to you as soon as possible :)
Happy days!
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Happy days!
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Yes!! 56!! The sum of the first six triangular numbers (making it a tetrahedral number) 🤪
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Pick n Mix
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on
Pick n Mix
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Pick n Mix Competition @Eddys 🍭🍪🍫🍬🍭
Hi Biggas,
It’s competition time again @Eddys this time you have the chance to win one of Eddys Pix n Mix bundles all you have to do is upvote this post and comment and you’ll be given a lucky number. Draw will be held on Sunday 2nd April 8pm.
Minimum of 10buys on LB number will be drawn using a random number generator.@
https://www.random.org/
Draw will be on youtube for all to see the winners . @. http://www.youtube.com/@daocmidz
Video of numbers generated will be uploaded on this channel @8pm Sunday 2nd April.
Good luck everyone much love Eddy🍭
It’s competition time again @Eddys this time you have the chance to win one of Eddys Pix n Mix bundles all you have to do is upvote this post and comment and you’ll be given a lucky number. Draw will be held on Sunday 2nd April 8pm.
Minimum of 10buys on LB number will be drawn using a random number generator.@
https://www.random.org/
Draw will be on youtube for all to see the winners . @. http://www.youtube.com/@daocmidz
Video of numbers generated will be uploaded on this channel @8pm Sunday 2nd April.
Good luck everyone much love Eddy🍭
Hi guys any chance I can enter I have 8 purchases on my account and would appreciate it if possible. 💚
Thanks for the freebie for the community Eddy, one of the main reasons why we all love this site and vendors!
Best keep these sweets in top cupboard guys away from the kidddly winks. Haha if not demolished first straight out the package.
I'll have a smash at this. Not really done any edibles. I must try them this year. Cheers Eddy 👍
Don't have the necessary buys to enter, but just want to say I'm loving the things like this since discovering LB! Good luck Biggars!
Howdy buddy, only 2 atm (very new to LB) but I'll be sticking around so I'll get a number one day!
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Liberty caps
Getting late in the season, but someone may find this useful: https://www.magicmushroommap.com/map
Liberty caps
It’s that time of year again and was looking out for some Liberty caps specifically. As I find these are the best for me. Please hit me up if any of you kind souls should be lucky enough to stumble upon them. With 3 kids I just don’t have the time to hunt. Sad sad face.
Thanks in advance
Thanks in advance
@ D James - I feel your pain! Am in similar circumstances and would love to find some liberty caps listed on LB!
There was some last year I forgot who it was though. I’m hoping he will see this and answer our prayers. Compared to the golden teachers etc, they in another league. If I find any one selling them I will post it up on here so you can see
Getting late in the season, but someone may find this useful: https://www.magicmushroommap.com/map
Hey Mike, Are Those Liberty Caps stronger than apɛ? I am willing to look at your intro offer on the on the dried shrooms and chocolates. I am in US....wavespell1.....
Libs are the strongest species gram for gram, end of. More joyous high, different combination of magical amines. The most pleasant of trips. Out of stock pal right now, the season is late this year because of lack of rain, starting up slowly here. They are also a premium because of the leg work involved, check in again later in the autumn
We've just launched our 5G PROMO on Irish Liberty. Mush love Xx
Shit I had a ton there at the end of the season, not as much left at the minute but I have a couple of goldmines to hit up next harvest and will post here
No liberty caps, but I have Tidal Wave coming....Leafley rated it #1 in their top 10 best shrooms list. Up to 3.5% psilocybin....
I have heard how potent liberty caps are....would love to trade for some when weather permits.
I have heard how potent liberty caps are....would love to trade for some when weather permits.
You might be interested in these or the other caps from drshrooms.
Also acid tabs please. As everyone seems to have their page restricted these days.
Much love
Much love
Hey D James, have seen tabs on yourmumshouse page on numerous occasions, though don't think they are listed atm. Defo be worth messaging them.
Thanks feefee very kind of you.
I appreciate you taking the time to let me know. I will get in touch with them.
Thanks again
I appreciate you taking the time to let me know. I will get in touch with them.
Thanks again
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My order from before new year?
Or a tracking number that shows my NDD order was sent to my address on the day I was told it was, would also be nice.
Or a response to my messages from several days ago regarding this tracked order.
Any of the above will be a step up in service.
Or a tracking number that shows my NDD order was sent to my address on the day I was told it was, would also be nice.
Or a response to my messages from several days ago regarding this tracked order.
Any of the above will be a step up in service.
Have wanted to see something glue based for a while! Cheese always welcome :) Birthday, wedding cake? saying that can’t wait for the trim I ordered. Have a good weekend! :)
For me for now its got to be some more fire trim / shake. Really good when on a small budget!
~£200 ounces of UK grown FIRE, proper solid nugs with an immense hit and white as snow ash. You probably know exactly the bud I'm talking about it's always smalls (really smalls usually) but they're always seriously banging and that's the best thing about them haha :)
I know some biggas will think I'm asking too much but the bud I'm talking about is available elsewhere from time to time at really good prices but it's never on here and it absolutely should be! Te first seller to bring those ounce bags to lb will be an true hero :)
I know some biggas will think I'm asking too much but the bud I'm talking about is available elsewhere from time to time at really good prices but it's never on here and it absolutely should be! Te first seller to bring those ounce bags to lb will be an true hero :)
Some more cali mids or high quality uk would go down a treat. A few vendors on here do a good job of getting unusual/exotic strains that are uk grown, would love to see a bit more of it.
More banana skittlez for me if possible
That’s the best hash I’ve had on biggy in that price range
That’s the best hash I’ve had on biggy in that price range
Just keep doing what you're doing. The M5G and Gorilla Glue hash would be good ones to stock up on, they're really nice. The Doja RS11, and the MAC 11 were amazing so it would be great to see them in again. As for new ones, some tasty Gelato or Biscotti crosses, a lovely one called Pistachio, any Cake types (lava cake's a mad one) or some Frosted Doughnuts. But really, I'm sure whatever you get in will be great just like all the others :)
Neville’s haze
S5 Haze
Jack herer 12 week phenotype
Wild Thailand
Lemon Bubble
Cambodian
Laos
Jamaican Pearl / dream
Moby dick
Psicodelicia
S5 Haze
Jack herer 12 week phenotype
Wild Thailand
Lemon Bubble
Cambodian
Laos
Jamaican Pearl / dream
Moby dick
Psicodelicia
Yo Pistach!
Try get some bubble hash.
I've still not tried it yet.
Just sell small amounts tho so it's not gone in 1 day.
Have a great Christmas!
Try get some bubble hash.
I've still not tried it yet.
Just sell small amounts tho so it's not gone in 1 day.
Have a great Christmas!
Forbidden fruit eggs
Cherry Pie eggs
Strawbanana flower
Blueberry muffin flower/egg
If you can get any of these beauties 😍
Cherry Pie eggs
Strawbanana flower
Blueberry muffin flower/egg
If you can get any of these beauties 😍
Tbh everything you guys get is awesome. Just keep doing what your doing. I’d personally like to see some of the pink strains and a larger variety of hash eggs. And more Moroccan hash
I think all we need is the Moroccan menu of fresh dry frozen and when I mean menu I mean all the flavors and microns💚🎉🕺🏻🙌🏼 Please
I have some Pink Panties, it’s quite unique. I don’t find the high that strong, but I have the funkiest dreams and wake up really refreshed…weird but 👍❤️👍❤️
Yeah I've had stronger, gorilla glue for instance was very strong but pink panties gave me the most interesting cerebral high I've ever experienced, my friend and I spent the afternoon watching Bob Ross and TV programmes from when we we're kids.
We we're very in tune with each other which is something I don't often get 💚
Side note: I suffer from several mental health disorders which are incredibly dissociative so to be able to connect with my friends in that way was wonderful 💚
We we're very in tune with each other which is something I don't often get 💚
Side note: I suffer from several mental health disorders which are incredibly dissociative so to be able to connect with my friends in that way was wonderful 💚
Just got my half egg today and sitting now very stoned and loving this hash,keep getting these eggs 😎
you post a NDD which actualy arrives on the next day?
you answering messages instead of ignoring them?
we'd like to see Pistach behave like he did a year ago...as if he cares a shit about his customers or reputation.
oh too late. i see you gave up.
you answering messages instead of ignoring them?
we'd like to see Pistach behave like he did a year ago...as if he cares a shit about his customers or reputation.
oh too late. i see you gave up.
Hi why wont respond to my messages ? Im still waiting on 24.5 grams that i paid for but you haven't sent me.. how many months now have i been patient.. and agreed not to write a bad review while waitng for you to sort it. Please explain.,. lets have the whole of littlebiggy see your excuse. and yeah i used to think the same as the nice comments you get on reviews, i myself left you good reviews but as soon as an issue crops up you SAY you'll fix it. But you ignore every message!!
I’ve heard of weed strains named The Incredible Hulk, Bruce Banner and another one called Hulkamania which look very potent and I’d love to try them if they could be sourced please Pistach? 🙏 😃
Another great strain I tried in the past was called White Rhino 🦏 which is a cross between White Widow 🕷 and and a North American Strain and if that or the Mike Tyson 🥊 strains or the Hulk strain are able to be sourced that would be awesome 😊 I’d be keen to get some of these strains either buds, hash or concentrates please🙏 😃 some of my other favourite strains if they could be sourced please are Gorilla Glue 🦍 and Strawberry 🍓 Cough 🤩
I’ve had excellent products from Pistach The King 🤴 👑 I look forward to more in the future as they’ve got a massive menu of awesome strains and great prices too with their trim being awesome for brownies 😋 🤩
Another great strain I tried in the past was called White Rhino 🦏 which is a cross between White Widow 🕷 and and a North American Strain and if that or the Mike Tyson 🥊 strains or the Hulk strain are able to be sourced that would be awesome 😊 I’d be keen to get some of these strains either buds, hash or concentrates please🙏 😃 some of my other favourite strains if they could be sourced please are Gorilla Glue 🦍 and Strawberry 🍓 Cough 🤩
I’ve had excellent products from Pistach The King 🤴 👑 I look forward to more in the future as they’ve got a massive menu of awesome strains and great prices too with their trim being awesome for brownies 😋 🤩
More import smallz please, the last lot (RS11 & ZOAP) were absolutely amazing. If any more comes in I'll be buying much larger quantities.
1/8/22
1/8/22
Waxes shatter concentrates that’s what I be after your crow is great pretty much all the time I feel if you can get this decent weed you could get some wicked concentrates just a thought I am a dab man
50% off trim as on a tight budget like a lot of us I imagine. But will take wot can get as it's bangin'. 👍
Some proper charas - manali,malana, parvati etc
Kola kube was ace hash as well.
And some old school bud: Jack Herer, White Rhino, White Widow, Hawaiian Haze (PLEASE), AK47, K2 etc
I once had some amazing hash that was black on the outside, gold on the inside and soft as anything - that.
Kola kube was ace hash as well.
And some old school bud: Jack Herer, White Rhino, White Widow, Hawaiian Haze (PLEASE), AK47, K2 etc
I once had some amazing hash that was black on the outside, gold on the inside and soft as anything - that.
I would love to see a nice tom Ford pink kusk if possible or some nevilles haze maybe? Maybe platinum cookies
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Eddys Hashbar is now live! To celebrate I’m hosting a welcome guess the weight competition get on it people!.
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Eddys Hashbar is now live! To celebrate I’m hosting a welcome guess the weight competition get on it people!.
Hi everyone it’s Eddy here. To celebrate the grand opening of Eddy’s Hashbar I will be running a classic guess the weight competition! Any 3gram from the menu to the winner! Also a special any 7gram from the menu to are lucky 100th customer. Guess the weight here winner will be announced Sunday and Good luck everyone. Eddy.
Winner announced Congratulations Awesome Andy !
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Thc Lean Give-away!!
Was kindly sent strawberry 35mg. My tolerance is quite high, but this gave a lovely mellow (daytime friendly) buzz that lasted about 5 hours. Got a lo…
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Thc Lean Give-away!!
Hi Lbigs,
Eddys Edibles Thc lean is finally here! And to celebrate this long process and amazing results I’m doing a little offer!
The first 3 people to upvote and answer this question in the comments get a free sample shipped out to them!! UK only unfortunately .
Question- What’s the name of Bubbles puppet in TPB. easy!
Come check it out @Eddys Edibles https://littlebiggy.org/link/XDqFSJ
Eddys Edibles Thc lean is finally here! And to celebrate this long process and amazing results I’m doing a little offer!
The first 3 people to upvote and answer this question in the comments get a free sample shipped out to them!! UK only unfortunately .
Question- What’s the name of Bubbles puppet in TPB. easy!
Come check it out @Eddys Edibles https://littlebiggy.org/link/XDqFSJ
I got the blue Ice it tastes amazing nice and sweet, tastes of raspberrys and lemonade,I did drink it in 1 but at 35mg THC it will get some people high. I would definitely buy these 10/10 because eddys upping the THC by x3 , anyway definitely passes the taste test .thank you eddy
Seen as my dosage was off the next 3 people to comment Lean here will get a sample !!!good luck Go!
Well done you guys were fast lol send me a pm n il ship you a sample . Thanks Eddy
Was kindly sent strawberry 35mg. My tolerance is quite high, but this gave a lovely mellow (daytime friendly) buzz that lasted about 5 hours. Got a lot of chores done :). Thanks EE.
Haha I know exactly what you mean sometimes I just can’t stop cleaning stuff it’s a mad buzz . New proper dosage ones out now much stronger than the test run.
Don’t worry dude the new ones are much better . I messed up the dose on the test run 🥴so went out cheap as flavour testers but got good feedback
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+1 votes
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Mrsmum
1g free tester
Top stealth and product! Nice 'sunny afternoon' high. Does not need a flame to crumble and is easy to work with. Gave me a chance to try out my new to…
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Mrsmum
1g free tester
First 5 people to message me with there address
Will receive 1G of dry sift hash
Will receive 1G of dry sift hash
Top stealth and product! Nice 'sunny afternoon' high. Does not need a flame to crumble and is easy to work with. Gave me a chance to try out my new toy for a close up. (pic attached). Would have no issues using this vendor again. Thanks Mrsmum!
I was lucky enough to receive a sample of this. Wow it does not disappoint- it crumbles into a fine powder without the use of heat and Wow did it get me high! This I would say is a premium product, with premium look, feel, taste and affect! I want some more lol
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+1.2 votes
FREE 3.5G RAFFLE!!!!
Oooh, yes please!
FREE 3.5G RAFFLE!!!!
HELLO IM BACK AT LB AFTER FEW MONTHS BREAK.
EVERYONE WHO WORK WITH ME KNEW I HAVE BEST PRICES FOR THIS QUALITY.
LIKE MY POST AND LIVE A COMMENT TO WIN A FREE 3.5G SAMPLE.
RAFFLE END 30.08.2021
GOOD LUCK
EVERYONE WHO WORK WITH ME KNEW I HAVE BEST PRICES FOR THIS QUALITY.
LIKE MY POST AND LIVE A COMMENT TO WIN A FREE 3.5G SAMPLE.
RAFFLE END 30.08.2021
GOOD LUCK
HELLO
CONGRATULATIONS FOR WINERS:
1.DeadRabb1t
2.PieBoy
THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO TAKE A PART.
NEW RAFFLE SOON
CONGRATULATIONS FOR WINERS:
1.DeadRabb1t
2.PieBoy
THANKS FOR EVERYONE WHO TAKE A PART.
NEW RAFFLE SOON
Awesome thank you ☺️
Think this is the first vendor raffle I have won 🐰👍
Congratulations to PieBoy as well ❤️
Thank you escobart92 I shall be sure to post about it when it arrives ☺️
Think this is the first vendor raffle I have won 🐰👍
Congratulations to PieBoy as well ❤️
Thank you escobart92 I shall be sure to post about it when it arrives ☺️
Rat’s cocks!….everyone knows DR & PB are the same person!…just pretending to hate each other for our entertainment…swizz! 😒
Don't you bloody start accusing everyone's favourite rabb1t of nefarious things as well 🤣💓🐰
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+1 votes
Almond cookies free samples
Yes please 👏
I'm commenting so I can find later
In the meantime do you fancy telling us a little about why we would like a sample? Some people on here are very wary of handing out details others not so much
Oh and FIRST😎🐰🥰😍🤦💖
In the meantime do you fancy telling us a little about why we would like a sample? Some people on here are very wary of handing out details others not so much
Oh and FIRST😎🐰🥰😍🤦💖
You have the shelf equivalent of Scottie from star trek don't ya
"I'm a telling ya Polly she canna take it anymore, she's gonna give"
"I'm a telling ya Polly she canna take it anymore, she's gonna give"
Honestly! It could blow at any moment!
Although tomorrow’s basket order is probably not going to help matters! 🙈
Although tomorrow’s basket order is probably not going to help matters! 🙈
Sounds interesting .I do like my cookie flavours..lets rock and roll..happy days..
Be happy to leave a fair review..if all is good..
Be happy to leave a fair review..if all is good..
Your product sounds really interesting, never tried almond cookies before, do you know if it’s a sativa /indica or hybrid.
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Dr.dank
Free jar of cannacoconut oil for a review
Anxiety/ depression. No allergies. Happy to try, and leave a review.
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Dr.dank
Free jar of cannacoconut oil for a review
Yo yo littlebiggys,
I'm looking for reviews on my cannacoconut oil, happy to send a jar out for free for the first 5 to comment on this post.
I will be providing these as well as specific mixes for certain conditions using essential oils (using the actual product ie basil does not work as effectively as the oils)
If you have anything specific wrong with you add it with you're comment's along with any allergies and I can see what I can do for you
To be noted I won't be sending these out till the 1st-2nd of oct 2021
Peace
Dr.Dank
I'm looking for reviews on my cannacoconut oil, happy to send a jar out for free for the first 5 to comment on this post.
I will be providing these as well as specific mixes for certain conditions using essential oils (using the actual product ie basil does not work as effectively as the oils)
If you have anything specific wrong with you add it with you're comment's along with any allergies and I can see what I can do for you
To be noted I won't be sending these out till the 1st-2nd of oct 2021
Peace
Dr.Dank
For anyone suffering from back pain/pain caused by inflammation, these have really helped me and for 14 odd quid for a year's supply, you can't go wrong!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/333874663031?var=542941071882
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/333874663031?var=542941071882
Oooh am I in at #5? 🤞 hope so…would love to try❤️
I have a spinal degeneration (stenosis) that fires off a range of nerve issues to keep me entertained!
I generally vape power indicas for muscle relaxation, euphoria and sleep.
Your comments on here are very interesting 🤔…..
I have a spinal degeneration (stenosis) that fires off a range of nerve issues to keep me entertained!
I generally vape power indicas for muscle relaxation, euphoria and sleep.
Your comments on here are very interesting 🤔…..
Hi yeah i can send you one no probs :)
Dread, sorry to hear that :(
Have you tried using lions maine?
Amazing stuff for nerve issues
I was getting mad twitchs from my nerves and since using maine daily its very rare i get one.
Hopefully, some of the comments can help you in some way :)
Dread, sorry to hear that :(
Have you tried using lions maine?
Amazing stuff for nerve issues
I was getting mad twitchs from my nerves and since using maine daily its very rare i get one.
Hopefully, some of the comments can help you in some way :)
Well at least your still walking 😘🦊 *please note the rabb1t can walk I'm thinking of other less able critters...
Like snails 🐌
Like snails 🐌
How do you know I can walk?
…what am I wearing right now?…
are you sure you don’t live in my street?….
how do you know I live in a street?….
I’m going for a nap😟🤪
…what am I wearing right now?…
are you sure you don’t live in my street?….
how do you know I live in a street?….
I’m going for a nap😟🤪
Your post above this states "I’m a walking bag of medical wonders" based upon this statement ...
😘
Your wearing nothing but your fur 🦊🦊🦊
I'm not even sure I live on my street anymore 🤨🐰
Did someone mention a street? What street? Who's street? 🤨🦊🐰😍😘
😘
Your wearing nothing but your fur 🦊🦊🦊
I'm not even sure I live on my street anymore 🤨🐰
Did someone mention a street? What street? Who's street? 🤨🦊🐰😍😘
I’ve got your number mate…your either Mr. O’Hare from #52 who always looks a bit stoned, or Mrs. McBun from the Old Rectory who’d frankly do anything for a free G….
Time to come clean buddy…🦊❤️🐰
Time to come clean buddy…🦊❤️🐰
I'd love to try some if possible! Fibromyalgia and endometriosis so suffer a lot with chronic pain and inflammation.
O my you poor thing that must be terrible to deal with :(
coco oil with;
cinnmon, clove, rose and lavender
tumeric
ginger,
peppermint,
curcurmin and black pepper
Are you allergic to any of the above?
Message me if you want details to why i have selected those plants/herbs to use.
coco oil with;
cinnmon, clove, rose and lavender
tumeric
ginger,
peppermint,
curcurmin and black pepper
Are you allergic to any of the above?
Message me if you want details to why i have selected those plants/herbs to use.
No allergies there :) They're all mainly used for anti-inflammatory purposes right? Will DM you!
I would honestly recommend microdosing mushrooms or having a good dmt/changra trip over using cannabis for depression/anxiety.
In my experience cannabis can make the problem worse or often be the cause.
It can cause hyperfocus on what your head is deeming to be a problem or making you anxious without actually coming to a solution/resolution to said problem.
I will still send you a jar though :)
In my experience cannabis can make the problem worse or often be the cause.
It can cause hyperfocus on what your head is deeming to be a problem or making you anxious without actually coming to a solution/resolution to said problem.
I will still send you a jar though :)
I find most of my pain is caused by inflammation around my spine, changing my diet drastically affected how much pain and discomfort i was experiencing, look up inflammatory foods and anti-inflammatory foods
You might find out like me diet was causing alot of the main pain.
I can also link you to some tumeric, garlic black pepper capsules that really help, its only 15 quid for a years supply
You might find out like me diet was causing alot of the main pain.
I can also link you to some tumeric, garlic black pepper capsules that really help, its only 15 quid for a years supply
O shit i suffer from similer back/spine pain its a nightmare, i was struggling to sleep till i started nailing this stuff.
i will make you a anti-inflamortory batch using ginger, tumeric, cinnamon,cardamon, black pepper, maca and lucuma.
Your not allergic to any of the above are you?
i will make you a anti-inflamortory batch using ginger, tumeric, cinnamon,cardamon, black pepper, maca and lucuma.
Your not allergic to any of the above are you?
Wicked i will get you a batch sorted, they will be going out start of next month.
No worries at all mate :)
No worries at all mate :)
I use it for pain relief and to calm down my sensory input, it don't do shite for my anxiety or depression but I wont lie the stony haze does help me not focus on some of the current stresses life presents (it prevents hyperfocus in my case but doesn't cure the main issue)
I guess although we all have an endocannabinoid system, the effects vary on a person to peson basis.
A good indica can prevent hyperfocus for me but a sativa can cause it on and make me focus in on any lil pain-making mountains of molehills!
A good indica can prevent hyperfocus for me but a sativa can cause it on and make me focus in on any lil pain-making mountains of molehills!
It all works the same for pain for me, until I discovered little biggy it's been a fair while since I could choose strains but found the painkilling aspects work the same from strain to strain for me thankfully.
As for hyperfocus and negative thought loops, I find mindfulness works a treat for pulling me back to the moment and one of the reasons I like things like dynavaps is due to the tactile aspect as well as the being in the moment with it as you concentrate on heating etc...
Sorry waffling 🤣🐰
As for hyperfocus and negative thought loops, I find mindfulness works a treat for pulling me back to the moment and one of the reasons I like things like dynavaps is due to the tactile aspect as well as the being in the moment with it as you concentrate on heating etc...
Sorry waffling 🤣🐰
Waffle on bud, I'm a bit of waffler myself!
Choosing strains is a big thing for me I'm on the spectrum and very sensitive to most things 🤣
A good Kush/smottie is the one for pain for myself.
If im vaping best way to kill pain ive found is;
Cbg hit at 52c
Thca hit at 105c
Cbda hit at 120c
Thc hit at 157c
Cbn hit at 185c
Cbd hit at 180c
and then a final Cbc hit at 220
Doing it in that order means that u get the most out the product.
Also doing thca before thc make the thc kick harder.
Mindfulness is a good shout, need to practise that more!
Dynavap been looking at they look really good.
Choosing strains is a big thing for me I'm on the spectrum and very sensitive to most things 🤣
A good Kush/smottie is the one for pain for myself.
If im vaping best way to kill pain ive found is;
Cbg hit at 52c
Thca hit at 105c
Cbda hit at 120c
Thc hit at 157c
Cbn hit at 185c
Cbd hit at 180c
and then a final Cbc hit at 220
Doing it in that order means that u get the most out the product.
Also doing thca before thc make the thc kick harder.
Mindfulness is a good shout, need to practise that more!
Dynavap been looking at they look really good.
Yeah most of my vapes don't have a temperature gauge on them and are manual controlled 😃 and I'm an ex heavy ciggy smoker so I tend to be flirting with combustion to get that back of throat hit I miss so much.
I have tried balanced CBD/THCa strains but found myself just reaching for real weed as my brain catalogues it 🤣
Dynavaps are excellent if your looking for a hands on tactile device with a learning curve. If your not there are way easier and more consistent vapes available 😃
I have tried balanced CBD/THCa strains but found myself just reaching for real weed as my brain catalogues it 🤣
Dynavaps are excellent if your looking for a hands on tactile device with a learning curve. If your not there are way easier and more consistent vapes available 😃
I sure as hell do taste good in a sauce, especially if you add some carrots and potatoes🐰 and pasty and call it a pie 🥧
Mmmmmmmm
Yea if you don't mind, I need to find ways to medicate that don't involve me sitting in the hutch all day vaping 😊
Mmmmmmmm
Yea if you don't mind, I need to find ways to medicate that don't involve me sitting in the hutch all day vaping 😊
To be honest it tastes good in pretty much anything, in black coffee its lush, put it in pizza base/sauce turned out good.
The cannabis taste seems to overpower the coconut.
i feel ya why i got on the edibles, it does make your tolerence shoot up pretty quick though warning!!
The cannabis taste seems to overpower the coconut.
i feel ya why i got on the edibles, it does make your tolerence shoot up pretty quick though warning!!
Hi guys,
Just to let you know i won't be sending these out bang on the 1st, had to rethink packaging was using glass jars but it costs too much to post.
Will be ordering a vacsealer on the 1st, when it gets here i will get it all sorted ready for post.
Also to be noted i live in the middle of nowhere and the post office is only open one day a week, so please bear with me if you want special/recorded delivery
Thanks girls n guys :)
Just to let you know i won't be sending these out bang on the 1st, had to rethink packaging was using glass jars but it costs too much to post.
Will be ordering a vacsealer on the 1st, when it gets here i will get it all sorted ready for post.
Also to be noted i live in the middle of nowhere and the post office is only open one day a week, so please bear with me if you want special/recorded delivery
Thanks girls n guys :)
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+2 votes
Blue Kush Sample Review
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Blue Kush Sample Review
A gorgeous sample of what for me has been one of the nicest smokes in over 30 yrs. Smell was stunning but not overpowering, and the effects were exactly what I have been looking for, just the right balance between stoned and functional :-) Cured pretty much to perfection. Connoisseur quality. Thank you Budbotanist, you are setting a high standard!
Thank you very much for the review Garagelanduk. It’s much appreciated. Very happy you liked the sample :)
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