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little biggy theme song?
Inhale, exhale.. just got an oz in the mail. Cypress hill
Good to see clean up Borg join in with this. Iβm sure you AI have developed sentience π all good with me
Cartman is hilarious. South Park is the only thing Iβve loved since it started and still watch now at 42. We should start a Cartman clip thread.
One of the things I love about lb is its a race free zone. You can say you are color blind IRL but here its an existenital condition.
Oh yes!! ....and Monty Python also wrote possibly the greatest love song of all time :) (not entirely sure it would qualify as an LB theme tune though....end credits though, maybe) :)
I'm putting forward this infectious little number...'In Hell I'll Be In Good Company' by The Dead South :)
Eminem ft Royce bad meets evil haha. The chorus is what nails it for me.
It may offend some tho...
It may offend some tho...
Only the smoke tree's and fuck the law bit. I just think song is really good. defo take the song with a grain of salt tho.
Been a while since my ears heard that !
"Bad Meets Evil" is an electrifying collaboration between Eminem and Royce da 5'9", showcasing their undeniable chemistry and lyrical prowess. The intense wordplay and aggressive delivery create a dynamic and captivating listening experience, leaving fans craving for more.
Interesting Fact: "Bad Meets Evil" originally started as the title track for an EP released by Eminem and Royce da 5'9" in 2011. The EP gained significant success, leading to the formation of a hip-hop duo named Bad Meets Evil, after the song that brought them together.
"Bad Meets Evil" is an electrifying collaboration between Eminem and Royce da 5'9", showcasing their undeniable chemistry and lyrical prowess. The intense wordplay and aggressive delivery create a dynamic and captivating listening experience, leaving fans craving for more.
Interesting Fact: "Bad Meets Evil" originally started as the title track for an EP released by Eminem and Royce da 5'9" in 2011. The EP gained significant success, leading to the formation of a hip-hop duo named Bad Meets Evil, after the song that brought them together.
"No No Song"
Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(ah-ah-aye-aye)
A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)
A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Hey yeh!
"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"
Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)
A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(ah-ah-aye-aye)
A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)
A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)
And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."
Hey yeh!
"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"
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+2 votes
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What poet do black bears love?
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Just checking back in with a review of these wonderful wee bears from uWakeibake. They sent me a generous amount in the giveaway, and I already know and love these bears well. They give a lovely well balanced effect (perhaps the secret is the RSO they are made with, so therefore full spectrum?). Half is good for me to get things done with a gentle edge, a whole one gets me nicely in the zone. And so far they always get to me next day in the post. Smarter than the average bears!!
This is just a quick note of thanks to uWakeiBake for the generous giveaway. The bears taste great and have really nice consistency, I particularly enjoy the sour bears as they have really nailed that flavour. I had three bears one night, which gave me a nice body buzz and four the next night that gave me a really restful, uninterrupted night of sleep. Would be very easy to eat an entire packet as they taste so nice. I have included a picture of the bears frolicking in their natural habitat. Thanks again uWakeiBake, keep up the great work!
What colour socks do Pandas wear?
None, they have bear feet.
What do you call a confused Panda?
Bamboozled
None, they have bear feet.
What do you call a confused Panda?
Bamboozled
Not sure I can cope with all these puns, hit the paws button, they are too un-bear-ably funny.
Wanted to say a massive thanks for running the competition & being 1 of the lucky few to have been picked!
Some great comms & a super speedy delivery! Def will now be a seller for me in the future. Canβt wait to give them a bash. Very generous of u, thanks again!
Some great comms & a super speedy delivery! Def will now be a seller for me in the future. Canβt wait to give them a bash. Very generous of u, thanks again!
Slightly NSFW
Q: What's 6,2 has a big belly covered in hair and frequents adult establishments
A: a cummy bear
Q: What's 6,2 has a big belly covered in hair and frequents adult establishments
A: a cummy bear
Great jokes so far very punny....
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The Bakers
I was going to watch the Origami channel last night then I realised it was only on Paperview π₯΄
I've heard Simon Weston is filing for divorce, he reckons his kids don't look like him
I've heard Simon Weston is filing for divorce, he reckons his kids don't look like him
Was lucky enough to win a sample pack of bears. I could bearly contain my excitement waiting for them, but they turned up ridiculously quickly. Good stealth on packing and vendor was super nice on comms, I was a bit late claiming the prize but it was no issue.
These little bears are really impressive. The gummy is slightly on the firmer side but is nice and chewy. Tasted lovely with a bit of a herbal edge to them.
Tried two to start, chewed them up well before dinner. Had a really nice mellow buzz going about 30 min later, very uplifting and warm. Lasted a good while fading after about 2.5 hours.
Had the remaining 5 together and effects were pretty strong as expected. Giggly buzz, couch locked for a bit, and had good legs on it. Watched two movies before I got off the sofa.
Highly recommended this product they are very effective even with a fairly high tolerance. Good value for the price and easy to dose for any level
These little bears are really impressive. The gummy is slightly on the firmer side but is nice and chewy. Tasted lovely with a bit of a herbal edge to them.
Tried two to start, chewed them up well before dinner. Had a really nice mellow buzz going about 30 min later, very uplifting and warm. Lasted a good while fading after about 2.5 hours.
Had the remaining 5 together and effects were pretty strong as expected. Giggly buzz, couch locked for a bit, and had good legs on it. Watched two movies before I got off the sofa.
Highly recommended this product they are very effective even with a fairly high tolerance. Good value for the price and easy to dose for any level
Hey, so the other night I had my gummies i won from the comp, they worked an absolute treat, my tolerance is high at the minute and so is my pain so I didnt mess around, I went astronaut mode and had all 7, they took the edge of so well and I was able to have a nice chill evening then even grot a decent sleep after, something thats gold dust at the minute so really did like them.
Thanks again for the comp and the chance to try themππ
Thanks again for the comp and the chance to try themππ
Lol bearst mode activated, fantastic to hear your experience and dose levels. You are very welcome look forward to hearing from you again zzzzzoon
I've been enjoying CannaBears for over two years now, and just wanted to say thanks - they've made an intolerable situation a lot more tolerable. They're the best edibles I've ever had for consistency of dosage and effect. Hats off to you. Now for a dreadful joke:
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear!
What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?
A molar bear!
Big thank you to uwakeibake for the cannabear giveaway the gummies were well made and tasted really moreish made for a very relaxing Saturday night in front of the tv ππ
Q:Why did the Scarecrow (bearcrow) win so many awards?
A: He was outstanding in his field!
A: He was outstanding in his field!
I found my way back with these bears after a 15 year break. Half a bear is just right for me for a very mellow feeling. It takes a good 90/120 mins for me to feel anything but then its just a warm gentle buzz for 3 to 4 hours.
Q π§ΈWhy couldnt the Gummy bear get down from the tree?
A π because it was too high π€ͺ
A π because it was too high π€ͺ
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+2 votes
420 COMPETITION EASY WIN!!
Thanks mate
19/4/24 @ 9.43
420 COMPETITION EASY WIN!!
EASY COMPETITION EASY WIN
All you have to do is just vote and comment this post including date and time. Then you will be assigned a number in the comments.
Competition ends 25th of April 10pm
WINNER WILL BE CHOOSE 26TH APRIL WITH A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND HAPPY 420 FOR ALL!!
FRANZ
All you have to do is just vote and comment this post including date and time. Then you will be assigned a number in the comments.
Competition ends 25th of April 10pm
WINNER WILL BE CHOOSE 26TH APRIL WITH A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND HAPPY 420 FOR ALL!!
FRANZ
Hey mate, how's your next Blue Sunset Sherbet grow coming along? That was an incredibly fine and strong smoke and I regret only ever having 1/2oz of it.
18/04/24 16:37
18/04/24 16:37
A lot of competitions around at the moment, love it. Can i get a number?
19/04/24 - 10:49
19/04/24 - 10:49
Oo...oo...I know the answer to this one! Brilliant comp- thank you dude! π
19/04/24 08:25am
19/04/24 08:25am
I love taking part in competitions!
Thank you for the fun Franz! π
18th April 2024
18:32
Thank you for the fun Franz! π
18th April 2024
18:32
Drawings need to be provably fair please post your generator source and a live stream url for the drawing in order to continue this contest.
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+1 votes
Intro Offers & Feb Giveaway Comp :)
44,333 - 10/02/24 @ 12.02
Intro Offers & Feb Giveaway Comp :)
We have just dropped 2 FANTASTIC strains, to celebrate we will be giving away 28Gs of flower and 14G of hash!
We have 20 intro offers available on each, MAX 1 per customer. If you want to get yourself a bargain the listings for the items are below;
Sugar Cone
https://littlebiggy.com/link/SSePDb
RS11
https://littlebiggy.com/link/H2e6nc
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Now on to the massive giveaway TGT style;
We have 12 PRIZES up for grabs!
To be provably fair we have decided to run the competition as below so please follow the instructions.
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PLEASE READ CAREFULLY TO QUALIFY!
Like and Comment on this post what you think the BTC/USD price will be on 01.03.2024 at 7PM UK time.
We had a lot of late entries on the last round, so this time ALL ENTRIES MUST BE DATE AND TIME STAMPED.
Last entry 27/02/2024 7PM UK time.
1 guess per customer, price will be from the tradingview USD CHART.
We will be giving away the following prizes to the closest entries;
4 X 3.5 Sugar Cone
4 X 3.5 RS11
4 X 3.5 LA Mousse Hash
These 12 items will be divided between the 12 closest entries:
Lots of Love
TGT X ;)
We have 20 intro offers available on each, MAX 1 per customer. If you want to get yourself a bargain the listings for the items are below;
Sugar Cone
https://littlebiggy.com/link/SSePDb
RS11
https://littlebiggy.com/link/H2e6nc
==============
Now on to the massive giveaway TGT style;
We have 12 PRIZES up for grabs!
To be provably fair we have decided to run the competition as below so please follow the instructions.
===============
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY TO QUALIFY!
Like and Comment on this post what you think the BTC/USD price will be on 01.03.2024 at 7PM UK time.
We had a lot of late entries on the last round, so this time ALL ENTRIES MUST BE DATE AND TIME STAMPED.
Last entry 27/02/2024 7PM UK time.
1 guess per customer, price will be from the tradingview USD CHART.
We will be giving away the following prizes to the closest entries;
4 X 3.5 Sugar Cone
4 X 3.5 RS11
4 X 3.5 LA Mousse Hash
These 12 items will be divided between the 12 closest entries:
Lots of Love
TGT X ;)
$44.245. 11/2/24. @11:24am.
Big thanks to TGT keep up the good work itβs appreciated π
Big thanks to TGT keep up the good work itβs appreciated π
Is it the price of an ounce weβre guessing? Iβm gonna say $280. Iβm new here so just having a punt, not really sure how it works.
Still no date and time, your first comment was a bitcoin price now youβre talking ounces?? Can I have some of what youβre smoking?
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+1 votes
EXO CHEESE COMPETITION WIN A FREE OZ (28 GRAMS)!
$47,337
EXO CHEESE COMPETITION WIN A FREE OZ (28 GRAMS)!
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GUESS HOW MUCH THE BITCOIN (BTC/USD) PRICE WILL BE ON THE 18TH FEBRUARY 09:00AM (COINBASE PRICE)
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN 28 GRAMS OF EXO CHEESE!
TO ENTER JUST COMMENT BELOW YOUR ANSWER (FOR EXAMPLE - $73,681)
1 ENTRY PER USER.
COMPETITION WILL CLOSE ON FEBRUARY 17TH.
YOU MUST HAVE 5 BUYS FROM ANY VENDOR TO ENTER.
GOOD LUCK!!
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN 28 GRAMS OF EXO CHEESE!
TO ENTER JUST COMMENT BELOW YOUR ANSWER (FOR EXAMPLE - $73,681)
1 ENTRY PER USER.
COMPETITION WILL CLOSE ON FEBRUARY 17TH.
YOU MUST HAVE 5 BUYS FROM ANY VENDOR TO ENTER.
GOOD LUCK!!
Congrats skunky99 - this batch really reminds me of the lovely Blue Cheese they do in Family First. Enjoy!
Hey Cat
I just received one of your oz last week...but I could sure do with another one!
$49,558
I just received one of your oz last week...but I could sure do with another one!
$49,558
$48,794
Good luck everyone!!!
On a side note, awesome giveaway green cat, what a legend.
Good luck everyone!!!
On a side note, awesome giveaway green cat, what a legend.
thanks green cat this would be amazing prize to win, funds are low, my best guess is $46930, best of luck everyone, thanks m8
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