Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: A gummy bear!

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Awesome stuff, many thanks!

Just checking back in with a review of these wonderful wee bears from uWakeibake. They sent me a generous amount in the giveaway, and I already know and love these bears well. They give a lovely well balanced effect (perhaps the secret is the RSO they are made with, so therefore full spectrum?). Half is good for me to get things done with a gentle edge, a whole one gets me nicely in the zone. And so far they always get to me next day in the post. Smarter than the average bears!!

Great review mate,

Thank you, we appreciate it.

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What do you call bears without ears?
B’s😐

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and bears without bees are just ears

I'm finding it close to impawsible to come up with a pun for this 🐾

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Thank you so much 🥳💜💚

I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s OK because I can stop at any time.

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This is just a quick note of thanks to uWakeiBake for the generous giveaway. The bears taste great and have really nice consistency, I particularly enjoy the sour bears as they have really nailed that flavour. I had three bears one night, which gave me a nice body buzz and four the next night that gave me a really restful, uninterrupted night of sleep. Would be very easy to eat an entire packet as they taste so nice. I have included a picture of the bears frolicking in their natural habitat. Thanks again uWakeiBake, keep up the great work!

Thank you

We will do... really appreciate the feedback mate

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What colour socks do Pandas wear?
None, they have bear feet.

What do you call a confused Panda?
Bamboozled

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The bear necessities ,mother nature's recipe

Not sure I can cope with all these puns, hit the paws button, they are too un-bear-ably funny.

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Wanted to say a massive thanks for running the competition & being 1 of the lucky few to have been picked!

Some great comms & a super speedy delivery! Def will now be a seller for me in the future. Can’t wait to give them a bash. Very generous of u, thanks again!

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why did the grizzly have to leave the smoke sesh? he couldnt bear it !!

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Oo wordplay....

Bear with me here 🤔

Slightly NSFW

Q: What's 6,2 has a big belly covered in hair and frequents adult establishments

A: a cummy bear

Great jokes so far very punny....

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The Bakers

I was going to watch the Origami channel last night then I realised it was only on Paperview 🥴

I've heard Simon Weston is filing for divorce, he reckons his kids don't look like him

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Was lucky enough to win a sample pack of bears. I could bearly contain my excitement waiting for them, but they turned up ridiculously quickly. Good stealth on packing and vendor was super nice on comms, I was a bit late claiming the prize but it was no issue.

These little bears are really impressive. The gummy is slightly on the firmer side but is nice and chewy. Tasted lovely with a bit of a herbal edge to them.

Tried two to start, chewed them up well before dinner. Had a really nice mellow buzz going about 30 min later, very uplifting and warm. Lasted a good while fading after about 2.5 hours.

Had the remaining 5 together and effects were pretty strong as expected. Giggly buzz, couch locked for a bit, and had good legs on it. Watched two movies before I got off the sofa.

Highly recommended this product they are very effective even with a fairly high tolerance. Good value for the price and easy to dose for any level

Thank you for your feedback.

Very much appreciated
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Hey, so the other night I had my gummies i won from the comp, they worked an absolute treat, my tolerance is high at the minute and so is my pain so I didnt mess around, I went astronaut mode and had all 7, they took the edge of so well and I was able to have a nice chill evening then even grot a decent sleep after, something thats gold dust at the minute so really did like them.

Thanks again for the comp and the chance to try them💜💚

Lol bearst mode activated, fantastic to hear your experience and dose levels. You are very welcome look forward to hearing from you again zzzzzoon

Im not just panda-ing to you either 😆

I've been enjoying CannaBears for over two years now, and just wanted to say thanks - they've made an intolerable situation a lot more tolerable. They're the best edibles I've ever had for consistency of dosage and effect. Hats off to you. Now for a dreadful joke:

What do you call a bear who practices dentistry?

A molar bear!

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Big thank you to uwakeibake for the cannabear giveaway the gummies were well made and tasted really moreish made for a very relaxing Saturday night in front of the tv 👌😉

Thank you for the review mate, we're glad you enjoyed them.

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Why did the teddy bear skip dessert?

It’s cos he was already stuffed

Bear with while I eat my remaining ones then will order more

Q:Why did the Scarecrow (bearcrow) win so many awards?

A: He was outstanding in his field!

I can bearly wait to see hear if I’ve won 🐻‍❄️

What do polar bears have for lunch?
Iceburg-ers!

I found my way back with these bears after a 15 year break. Half a bear is just right for me for a very mellow feeling. It takes a good 90/120 mins for me to feel anything but then its just a warm gentle buzz for 3 to 4 hours.

Q 🧸Why couldnt the Gummy bear get down from the tree?

A 💚 because it was too high 🤪

Why did was the American bear wearing a tank top? He has the right to bear arms.

come on guys, wake up

Not maybe, this is the one that saved me!

Awesome track

oooo, me likes!! Love finding things I've not heard before..

I want to send a million mail in votes for this one.

yeah keep those crime rhymes on the shelf mrs d

Good to see clean up Borg join in with this. I’m sure you AI have developed sentience 😂 all good with me

Code Name

we're at least getting warmer here.

Mary Jane by Murkage

"A friend in weed is a friend indeed" :)

love!

Cartman really has range, nice kid too I worked with him years ago.

Have to agree with you there this song really shows his range.

Cartman is hilarious. South Park is the only thing I’ve loved since it started and still watch now at 42. We should start a Cartman clip thread.

what was it like working with the mother?

Coming in from the cold

bigg up

whole lotta love!

*orders another eighth.

pity the fool

welcome to the family

black still

One of the things I love about lb is its a race free zone. You can say you are color blind IRL but here its an existenital condition.

gender is also configurable

Everything's better with a bag of green XD

Excellent

You don't need crack and you don't need speed coz everything is better with a BAG OF WEED

Welcome to the humble neighbourhoods.

This version of Dave Brubeck's- Take 5

listen to LB

always thought the devil was playing setup here, like for a rematch with meth

cant c me

Somewhere over the Rainbow - Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole,

Lovely that

ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE..
(Monty Python of course).

Oh yes!! ....and Monty Python also wrote possibly the greatest love song of all time :) (not entirely sure it would qualify as an LB theme tune though....end credits though, maybe) :)

that echo always delivers

I'm putting forward this infectious little number...'In Hell I'll Be In Good Company' by The Dead South :)

An earworm for biggas!

hmmm afroman

stash up OPM

Dammit, beat me to it haha

I can do rock and roll or poem style lyrics

Eminem ft Royce bad meets evil haha. The chorus is what nails it for me.
It may offend some tho...

great song but antithesis of lb

Only the smoke tree's and fuck the law bit. I just think song is really good. defo take the song with a grain of salt tho.

Been a while since my ears heard that !

"Bad Meets Evil" is an electrifying collaboration between Eminem and Royce da 5'9", showcasing their undeniable chemistry and lyrical prowess. The intense wordplay and aggressive delivery create a dynamic and captivating listening experience, leaving fans craving for more.

Interesting Fact: "Bad Meets Evil" originally started as the title track for an EP released by Eminem and Royce da 5'9" in 2011. The EP gained significant success, leading to the formation of a hip-hop duo named Bad Meets Evil, after the song that brought them together.

It would just be a LittleBiggy version of the Friends theme song.

subjecting anyone to randy newman isnt fair

lmao

youve got a friend

Hard to choose just one but one of my faves growing up 😁 💨

Surely worth a shout.... :) 'Just Say No' by The Cast Of Grange Hill

Enter the Dragon - do you really like it

Ringo’s No No song

"No No Song"

Huh-huh! Huh-huh
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Aye-aye-aye-aye)

A lady that i know just came from columbia,
She smiled because i did not understand.
Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha!
She said it was the best in all the land.

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't smoke it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(ah-ah-aye-aye)

A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain,
She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!)
Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine,
She said it was the finest in the land.

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't sniff it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye-aye)
(aye-aye-aye)

A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!)
He smiled because i did not understand.
Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho,
He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn't joking!!!)

And i said,
"no, no, no, no, i don't drink it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Well, i said,
"no, no, no, no, i can't take it no more,
I'm tired of waking up on the floor.
No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door."

Hey yeh!

"i'll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?"

yeah, no.

Yeah no, no no or yeah! no no?

Let it be

words of wizz, dumb

I love you Mary Jane ✌️

https://youtu.be/yuFv-tQNycg?si=ZD14zJIfc_Ft9EC5

Obviously the theme from gta San Andreas :)

Juice 💚💦

That song by Nickelback ROCKSTAR 😂✌️

I don't want to set the world on fire

https://youtu.be/6l6vqPUM_FE?si=rR7gheMidJjUL1Y6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fm-po_FUmvM