So, having a hard time chowing down on those shrooms? Or working out just how much you've just consumed? Well, we've got something for you... we've poured 0.4g of our pulverised cracker dry shrooms into a vegan capsule. One will give most folks a buzz, two or three is usually party territory. At four or more, you're cruising in the stratosphere and starting to understand the nature of consciousness. Each pack of capsules has a silica gel sachet to make sure it stays dry as a bone. We've not packed them too tight, which means you should get a smooth and consistent uplift. As always, we've tried them out ourselves and reckon this works brilliantly.

We have a limited to 10 orders special offer for anyone looking to get into shrooms. Here you can get 2g of our Penis Envy shrooms for around a tenner including postage. This batch is fire. We took some to Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells in Bath recently. Wow. Now, I have listened to this album since it came out. But with just over a gram of these little monsters, a live performance became an unforgettable experience. We grow our shrooms organically and then dry them to a crisp. You can snap them like twigs. And then we pack them with a silica gel sachet to make sure they stay in top condition until you snarf 'em. The result? A nice smooth uptake that lasts several hours and tails off with no fuss or down. Supplementing it with a bit of THC works very well. So if you're thinking of dipping your toe into the world of shrooms, here's your chance to get top quality at a special price. Limited to one pack per order, 10 orders total.

A chance to get a discount and reduced postage...you'll get either Melmac Monster or Penis Envy each in their own individual 5g vacuum packs with a silica gel sachet to keep them in tip-top condition.

Our Melmac Penis Envy mushrooms. Well, the name says it all, really. Put aside any doubts about the name and chow down on 5g of magical mystery. Grown, dried and packed by us. And tested the only way we know 🙂 if microdosing, anything between 0.1g and 0.5g will give you decent results with no visuals. Just calmness and relaxation. For a good solid experience, 5g will take you above and beyond.

Melmac Monster Mushrooms. To quote a common expression, these are fire. How do I know? Well, we check them out ourselves 😊 For an intense experience, 5g was right for a 75kg person who is experienced in psychedelics but not a frequent user. Anything between about 0.1g and 0.4g is suitable for microdosing. Grown using organic materials, with no additives.