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BigRoo
by  BigRoo
My First Dab Rig & Vape Bong
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BigRoo
by  BigRoo
A Princes Hash At A Paupers Price Point. Albino Piatella.
The Star of the Hash World

Piatella is like the shining star at the top of the hash tree and it was one of the first things I became fascinated with on LB when I joined. There were various fine hashes that were available such as Jungle Boys or LA Barz but the absolute premium piece of exoctica was the Piatella and no one had any at the time.

I Had To Wait

I waited ages before any vendors had some for sale on their menus and then the one I got from THC was something like $120 a gram. Yes for the uninitiated that's one hundred and twenty dollars per gram.

They did me a favour by holding some back for me until payday as I'd been especially vocal about my fascination of this fine solventless extract and despite the princely price tag they sold out the bit they had quickly.

Rock Stars

While some of you may live like - or even be - Rockstars, that high price, for me, very much put it in the category of a rare treat. And yes, I really enjoyed it and I was glad I tried it. But equally I didn't feel like I was hugely missing out by not being able to afford to smoke it every day. Considering my favourite extract - the crumble waxes - were a fraction of the price of the Piatella, it just wasn't the worst hardship to not have it in my life all the time.

Fast Stone

I remember the one way in which it really stood out was that the hit from it was almost instant. That it didn't necessarily get you more stoned than an extract but that the entire stone hit all at once. Like an explosive - a spangle bomb.

Albino Piatella

I've had some of the Albino Piatella land so I've been testing it over the weekend. Before anyone jumps on me I believe that while Piatella is routinely used to describe this style of hash that genuine Piatella needs to come from a specific place in Spain. Like Champagne and a certain patch of dirt in France. So here the word is used in the same interchangable way we use 'hoover' instead of vacuum cleaner. Just so we all know what we're talking about. Cool.

Big Price Difference

One of the immediate differences between this and the Piatella I've had in the past is the price tag. This averages $10 per gram on an Oz. To put that into perspective it is twelve times cheaper than the Piatella I've bought previously. This is a princes hash at a paupers price. I'll probably use that as the title of this topic. If I did then you will have already read that earlier.

Let's face it, it's rare to get something for nothing. So what gives here?

Spoiled For Choices

It's worth noting that as well as the variation I have from Green Cat that Don Loco has some too at similar prices. Both have been highly rated by purchasers on LB so far.

GC 28g=$280
https://littlebiggy.net/link/JoRFck

DL 25g =$250
https://littlebiggy.net/link/0l1Bkt

So What Gives?

The answer as to what gives is not that much to be fair.

This is strong stuff and pretty much fully melts away. I put some through my dab pen and while it wasn't as clean as a regular extract it almost all bubbled away leaving only a small residue behind.

I've also had it mixed in with bud in my vape at a high temp and it all boiled away nicely but left the vaped bud a bit gunky. Depending what vape you have, be careful with liquidy extracts like this as you don't want to gunk up your oven by accident. This drips under heat.

Scientifically Strong

The GC reading on the listing showing it to be 69% THC is likely correct. On my less scientific readout it definitely gets as far as "strong as fuck" on the non-science dial. That carefully calibrated piece of equipment can benchmark cannabis products ranging right from "why did I fall for this again" all the way up to "bloody hell intelligent evolved monkeys probably could take over the world one day the way we are heading - I need chocolate."

It's probably obvious that "strong as fuck" is at the high end of this scale but not quite high enough up there to fear a primate revolt. It's like a 9.6/10 on power. Perhaps I should have led with that. The problem is I'm testing it as I writing this and it's strong as fuck. As we've mentioned.

Less Fierce

The stone is less immediately fierce than a Piatella and is delivered more gently as it slowly cuddles you rather than going off like a cannabis grenade. It's not as strong as the poshy bit I had before that was twelve times the price and this stuff is not far off in most ways.

Hashy Taste

The taste has a little hashy essence and is a bit gassy without notable specific flavours beyond that. I don't mean it's like the spicy hashy taste of a Moroccan crumbly hash nor even the medical taste of an Afghan black. But it's less freshly flavoursome than regular extracts. It's not bland nor stale but flavourwise it's behind the exceptionally expensive stuff. I like it though. It's hashy in a good way. Like a hash rosin can be.

The Comparison Speaks For Itself

I think the fact that the only thing it's possible to compare this to costs twelve times as much highlights just what a bargain it is. The only other thing that I've tried to compare it to (crumble waxes) cost approx 3.5x as much. At no point did I bother to compare it to other 10 bucks a gee hashes.

Like A Very Famous Squirrel

It's clear that it punches above its weight like a squirrel that's just flattened Mike Tyson. I guess these days - allegedly - a squirrel could flatten Mike Tyson if it happened to be an influencer squirrel known for its online shenanigans gathering nuts or climbing along washing lines on a popular video channel or something. I imagine regular squirrels would stand no chance. Now where was I...

Not So Artsy

Yes it's not quite as artisan as the more expensive Piatella and not quite as clean as an extract but I'd be surprised to find any piece of hash at the same price on LB that could even remotely match it for strength or value.

It is mindblowingly good for the price. It's currently rated a 9.9 on GC and 10 on DL who only have a few bits rated (at time of writing this). In my option it deserves a ten all day long at this price.

Thanks For Reading

Thanks for reading my topic. I hope it was informative and if not I hope it was entertaining in some way.

Let me know if you've tried the Piatella yet and whether you've had the Rock Star or the Roadie version. Aim for the comment section as I'd love to know what other people think of both the expensive proper version and this bargain one. I'll put some photos of this stuff below. See you in the next topic.
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BigRoo
Photos. Lovely stuff.
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thchunter69
I’m on the last 0.5 of GCs from a 7g, beautiful bit of hash vaped and smoked throughout Feb. Really clean and adds nice flavour on top of some flower. Completely with you on it leaving the flower a bit gunked up, had to blast it with my torch for a few more seconds than usual to get it as close to extracted as possible haha

I’ve ordered 3.5 of DLs piatella and 3.5 of his static today as they both look great. Looking forward to trying them!

I haven’t tried any of the higher end stuff but the next time I’m in Barcelona I’ll definitely be getting in touch with Uncles and would happily pay a higher price for theirs.
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Riewd
I'm working my way through a bit of DL static, pleasantly surprised by it.
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BigRoo
Aye, it's a lovely smoke. DL is one of a handful of vendors I really should get round to ordering from. They often have tempting bits and bobs plus a great reputation but somehow I've never bought anything there.
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Gaiarian
Really looking forward to trying this. Thanks for the detailed write-up, Roo. I am definitely going to get some when I get back from Thailand. I just hope there's still some left after your post 😅
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BigRoo
I think GC has had it in stock three times at least in recent weeks and DL has more recently listed some so I'm guessing there's a bit about. Hopefully you won't miss out.

I wanted to get out to Thailand this year but it doesn't look like it'll happen.
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Gaiarian
That sounds promising, I've not found any decent hash yet, so it will give me one thing to look forward to on my return.

I hope you do make it out here soon, the amount of orange bud is crazy, but you probably already know that.

🍊🇹🇭
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BigRoo
That's surprising. I thought they had everything tied up. I bought some extracts a while back that were from Thailand. They were really bloody good for the price.

I think the orange is making a comeback. But I suppose I would think that.
sundaedriver
blah blah blah, here's my referral link 🙃

Anyone smoking this obviously couldn't give a shit what crap they put in their lungs. This couldn't be any further from real 6* cold cure hash. More than likely this is heavily chemically processed from the cheapest material available.

£29 for 3.5g of "piatella" 😂 legit 6* goes for £100 a gram. What do you think GC is paying for it in bulk 🤦🏼‍♂️

This is an insult to real Piatella
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Jcbus
It's not trying to be 6* cold cure hash, is it? Sure it's not true Piatella, but it's a shit load better than Commy hash which is generally similiar price point. If you've got the cash to blast £100 a gram, then bash on ya fucking goober.
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GreenBastard
Very well said 👊
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BigRoo
I guess they're a bit out of touch with the majority of people on this site - where shake is one of the most popular products. I suppose in their mind it's an insult to buds or something.
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Jcbus
I get where he's coming from though, the Piatella name is trademarked, it's a standard of quality, which this doesn't match up to.. But, like you said, the majority here consider Shake as a quality smoke, which is ridiculous considering they can get cheap flower for better value, but let them do them.

Still, nobody is claiming this 'Piatella' is Dom Perignon Champagne, it's Aldi Prosecco, and that's fine, because it's priced at that. Sundaedriver is just a prick.
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BigRoo
I wrote a bit in the topic about the Piatella brand name. Much like the hoover which is a brand name of a vacuum cleaner, the word has made it into regular usage. I also state it's not as good as the proper Piatella. I'm guessing they didn't read the topic they summarised as "blah blah blah" much as they hadn't tried the hash they're commenting upon. Either way there was no reason for them to act like they've been tasked with Piatella gatekeeping by the god of cannabis.
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Jcbus
100%, he's just an arrogant ass, pay it no heed Roo. This is why we have a voting system for posts, Biggas will down vote people like him, especially on a thread by a popular Bigga :)
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BigRoo
Honestly man I always hope to add some value when I do a write up. In this instance I'd hoped to share a bargain with other folk on LB.
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quagmirewrangle
welcome to the internet, where no good deed goes unpunished by unhappy child-adults who think it's fine to speak to people in ways they never would IRL.

don't let it discourage you, BR. your posts are a credit to this community :-)
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BigRoo
Thanks man. I'm happy to discuss a subject with someone who doesn't agree but there was no need for them to be rude to me and everyone else who's bought some. It looks like they've neither sampled the hash nor read my topic yet felt they could comment on both.
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BigRoo
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