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One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
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*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
Did you hear about the award winning scarecrowโฆ.
He was outstanding in his field!
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Sorry everyone!!
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
Itโs laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, โYou know, Iโve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?โ
โWhy?โ asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied โBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.โ
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Itโs laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, โYou know, Iโve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?โ
โWhy?โ asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied โBecause every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.โ
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
Why did the tiger get lost?
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
What did the nought say to the eight?
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐พ
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes ๐ฌ๐ค๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐พ
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
through the roof.
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for ยฃ40
โ๐ป๐๐คฃ
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for ยฃ40
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I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memoryโฆ
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
The last thing my grandfather said to me was โPints! Litres! Gallons!โ
That reallyโฆ.spoke volumes.
That reallyโฆ.spoke volumes.
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . ๐๐ค
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . ๐๐ค
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " ๐
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me ๐ฏ"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " ๐
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me ๐ฏ"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " ๐
I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?
A block of flaps.
A block of flaps.
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?
Cul-de-sack
Cul-de-sack
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
Any idea on when everyone finds out I'm the funniest? ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's ๐ฉ
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasmโฆ
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
She said she doesnโt like to bother me when Iโm at work.
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?
........Society !
I liked this ๐ no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course๐๐
........Society !
I liked this ๐ no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course๐๐
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss ๐
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious ๐คฃ๐คฃ na I'm kidding no idea bud
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre๐คก
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre๐คก
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: โWell, I hope you like changing nappies/diapersโ.
She replies: โOh my god am I pregnant?โ
To which he responds: โNo, youโve got bowel cancer.โ
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: โWell, I hope you like changing nappies/diapersโ.
She replies: โOh my god am I pregnant?โ
To which he responds: โNo, youโve got bowel cancer.โ
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and thatโs all that matters
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose ๐
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I donโt know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didnโt immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, itโs just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, Iโm not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love ๐๐๐
I donโt know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didnโt immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, itโs just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, Iโm not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love ๐๐๐
Omg
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things donโt, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
Itโs what ruined top gear (the proper one)
Itโs why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if thatโs wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
Iโm Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this siteโs purpose I think itโs a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you donโt like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I donโt think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldnโt go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
Itโs about choice - I see some subjects and know if Iโm potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I donโt go on hen Doโs
I donโt go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I donโt go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things donโt, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
Itโs what ruined top gear (the proper one)
Itโs why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if thatโs wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
Iโm Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this siteโs purpose I think itโs a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you donโt like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I donโt think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldnโt go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
Itโs about choice - I see some subjects and know if Iโm potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I donโt go on hen Doโs
I donโt go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I donโt go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
It had me too, to be fair.
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.
Im just guessing though
Im just guessing though
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
3 guys having a beer.
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
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There is also the option for runners up prizes, if we gain 3 sales on this Tutti frutti strain, we will giveaway 7g to 3 runners up. If we get 10 sales on the Tutti Frutti strain, we will give 7g to 10 runners up.
EVERYONE is able to enter.
The prizes are:
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Runners Up - 7g FREE (Depending on how many sales on this Tutti Frutti Strain).
AS WE ARE DOING THIS FAIRLY, WE CURRENTLY HAVE 0 SALES ON THIS STRAIN.
To enter, you must guess what you think the price of BITCOIN will be in GBP according to BLOCKCHAIN on 18th September 2024 at 7PM. IF YOU DO NOT PUT YOUR ANSWER IN POUNDS YOUR GUESS WILL NOT BE COUNTED. TO ENTER, COMMENT YOUR GUESS. ONE GUESS PER PERSON.
ENTRIES WHICH ARE PAST 11TH SEPTEMBER AT 3PM WILL NOT BE COUNTED.
ANY QUESTIONS? ASK IN THE COMMENTS SO EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS.
AS ALWAYS GOOD LUCK TO ALL
Biggas I logged on yesterday to get my next reload after not being on in weeks & Noticed in my inbox that thatguyforbud had messaged informing me that I had wonโฆ i was not within the 72hrs by some distance!!! I thought to myself you are going to have to take that one on the chin aint you!! Yet I log on today to find that thatguyforbud had inboxed still offering me the prize! I must add all I done was add the comment โouchโ on my winners notification for thatguyforbud to offer me the giveaway still!! Absolute Legend, great comms, Top vendor & I will be using thatguyforbud in the future! ;D
ยฃ44,212 - 9/9/24 @ 10pm
What an awesome giveaway, a whooooole once?! Good luck all, just not as much as me ;)
What an awesome giveaway, a whooooole once?! Good luck all, just not as much as me ;)
ALSO EVERYONE - PLEASE NOTE THE ABOVE STRAIN IS ONLY 100GBP PER OUNCE. SO IT IS ON OFFER :)
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+1 votes
โผ๏ธ๐GIVEAWAY๐โผ๏ธ
#47 please 30/9 @ 13:51
โผ๏ธ๐GIVEAWAY๐โผ๏ธ
Weโre giving away a 3.5g (OR MULTIPLE) of our premium USA-imported Blue Slushee to the lucky winner/winners!
๐๏ธ Lotto Draw: Wednesday, 2nd October at 8 PM
๐ How to Win: Guess the Bonus Ball number (choose between 1-59), and if it matches, the prize is yours! You can Guess The Same Number As Other People Donโt You Worry.
๐ฅ No winner?
If no one guesses correctly, weโll double the prize and roll it over to Saturday, 5th October โ thatโs 7g up for grabs each winner!
How to Enter: Comment your Bonus Ball guess, along with the date and time you made your guess.
Best of luck! Donโt forget to comment and share to spread the word. โ โค๏ธ
(Please Keep In Mind You May Only Pick One Number And You Can Pick The Same Number As Someone Else If You Wish)
๐๏ธ Lotto Draw: Wednesday, 2nd October at 8 PM
๐ How to Win: Guess the Bonus Ball number (choose between 1-59), and if it matches, the prize is yours! You can Guess The Same Number As Other People Donโt You Worry.
๐ฅ No winner?
If no one guesses correctly, weโll double the prize and roll it over to Saturday, 5th October โ thatโs 7g up for grabs each winner!
How to Enter: Comment your Bonus Ball guess, along with the date and time you made your guess.
Best of luck! Donโt forget to comment and share to spread the word. โ โค๏ธ
(Please Keep In Mind You May Only Pick One Number And You Can Pick The Same Number As Someone Else If You Wish)
Yes thankyou for chance not doing too well for cash AT this present time so il go for
No 39 - 28/9/24 - 00.04
No 39 - 28/9/24 - 00.04
Good start to the weekend
I'll go with 27 please 21:20, 27/09
Thanks for the competition @LuxeLeaf
I'll go with 27 please 21:20, 27/09
Thanks for the competition @LuxeLeaf
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+1 votes
420 Giveaway ๐ $250 Store Credit!
Excellent idea for a giveaway
420 Giveaway ๐ $250 Store Credit!
Hello, biggas!
Nearly approaching 4/20 and we've decided to run a give away for $250 store credit.
If you win, you get to pick out any item(s) of your choosing with an equivalent value to $250 (ยฃ200.82).
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We'll be taking some extra precautions with this giveaway to avoid people making accounts in order to win the giveaway.
You must meet the following criteria to enter the giveaway:
Account must be over 3 months in age (Jan 2024 is the earliest accepted.)
Account must have over 10 purchases on site (There are 0 exceptions for this, if you enter and win but don't qualify the giveaway will be re-rolled.)
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To claim your spot in the giveaway please reply and upvote this post, you will be allocated a number.
A number will be randomly drawn on a YouTube live stream on the 20th of this month at 8:30pm using a random number generator.
Besides all that, thank you all very much for your unwavering support, we'll continue to keep smashing it for you all!
SOTL
Nearly approaching 4/20 and we've decided to run a give away for $250 store credit.
If you win, you get to pick out any item(s) of your choosing with an equivalent value to $250 (ยฃ200.82).
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We'll be taking some extra precautions with this giveaway to avoid people making accounts in order to win the giveaway.
You must meet the following criteria to enter the giveaway:
Account must be over 3 months in age (Jan 2024 is the earliest accepted.)
Account must have over 10 purchases on site (There are 0 exceptions for this, if you enter and win but don't qualify the giveaway will be re-rolled.)
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To claim your spot in the giveaway please reply and upvote this post, you will be allocated a number.
A number will be randomly drawn on a YouTube live stream on the 20th of this month at 8:30pm using a random number generator.
Besides all that, thank you all very much for your unwavering support, we'll continue to keep smashing it for you all!
SOTL
MightyRux - 7
Haha tell me about it, been floating through the last few days ๐ฎโ๐จ
SOTL
Haha tell me about it, been floating through the last few days ๐ฎโ๐จ
SOTL
I tend not to do so well in these comps but I'll have a go if there's still spots thanks. I'd go for the ts shatter & moonrocks I suspect. Good luck everyone.
Sorry mate, you missed out. Will be happy to send you a free gram of our TS Shatter though, drop us a PM to claim your prize.
SOTL
SOTL
Wow, that is so generous of you. A nice little campaign also for your store. The pineapple chunk looks tasty AF. Good luck to all <3 and Happy 420 everyone
Love a straight forward giveaway such as this, good luck everyone and thanks SOTL - very generous prize ๐ฅ๐
Wicked competition going on here, I'll throw my name in the hat!
Thanks for the opportunity SOTL!
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Thanks for the opportunity SOTL!
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Awesome comp guys.
Good luck to everyone! Hope the 420 equivalent of Santa is good to you all!
Good luck to everyone! Hope the 420 equivalent of Santa is good to you all!
Hey there mate
Rolled number 92, you've won the giveaway. Please send me your details to claim your prize.
SOTL
Rolled number 92, you've won the giveaway. Please send me your details to claim your prize.
SOTL
If the VOD has not loaded for some (should be 1m30s long, full one bugging out for some reason) here's a screenshot of the number drawn @ 20:30 BST.
SOTL
SOTL
Sadly as it is the year of the dragon, the result is a foregone conclusion! ;)
Good luck everyone!
Good luck everyone!
Sanna98 - 63
It's delightful stuff, gives our TS Badder a run for its money! Got some in between some Mimosa Punch in a bowl right now ๐ฅต
SOTL
It's delightful stuff, gives our TS Badder a run for its money! Got some in between some Mimosa Punch in a bowl right now ๐ฅต
SOTL
Nice prize ๐
I've still not managed to get to your shop yet, I'm always tempted by something else, but I'll get there one day, sooner rather than later ๐โ๏ธ
I've still not managed to get to your shop yet, I'm always tempted by something else, but I'll get there one day, sooner rather than later ๐โ๏ธ
Great Competition that falls on my birthday ๐ the 20th this month ๐๐. Good luck to everyone..!!!
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Malistz
Medi Mart
I sent MM 2 messages to ask if they would let me buy from them as I had a 10 buy history and an 11th order on the way and they completely blanked me, …
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Malistz
Medi Mart
Thought I would share a pleasant interaction between me and Medi Mart.
I'll start with the fact I never read the full description, that's on me, my bad. There is a minimum 15 buys required before buying from Medi Mart, I liked the look of the moonrocks they have for sale and bought them, then realised I missed the min 15 buys!
I was gutted as you can expect, the order was cancelled and I was refunded 2 days later, pretty fast considering.
Every message I sent MM was replied to promptly, MM explains the reasoning behind the min 15 buy rule they have, it is to keep the sellers reputation intact, which is fully understandable as I have seen other sellers targeted with bad reviews by accounts with no history of previous buys!
These seem to be trolls/other sellers! So I fully understand the 15 min order buy rule, MM also state to message first before buying if you have less then 15 orders, I also didn't message before hand!
What I was not expecting was the offer of a free sample of moonrocks sent to me by MM! This was a very pleasant and most welcomed offer! They did not have to but they did and I must say I was impressed and can see why the reviews on the moonrocks in question are so good.
MM have been great with the comms, what started as a gutted, my order was cancelled, turned out to be one of my best interactions with a seller on LB! We had a decent conversation which I enjoyed, receiving a free sample was the icing on the cake.
They went out of their way even tho I couldn't order from them, this is above and beyond in my book and well worth the mention, once my order count is up I will look forward to ordering some of MM goodies. It's just a shame sellers have to go to such lengths in order to protect themselves!
Fully understandable tho.
Anyway, I just thought I would share this experience as it was a great interaction, I will be seeing you soon MM ๐
I'll start with the fact I never read the full description, that's on me, my bad. There is a minimum 15 buys required before buying from Medi Mart, I liked the look of the moonrocks they have for sale and bought them, then realised I missed the min 15 buys!
I was gutted as you can expect, the order was cancelled and I was refunded 2 days later, pretty fast considering.
Every message I sent MM was replied to promptly, MM explains the reasoning behind the min 15 buy rule they have, it is to keep the sellers reputation intact, which is fully understandable as I have seen other sellers targeted with bad reviews by accounts with no history of previous buys!
These seem to be trolls/other sellers! So I fully understand the 15 min order buy rule, MM also state to message first before buying if you have less then 15 orders, I also didn't message before hand!
What I was not expecting was the offer of a free sample of moonrocks sent to me by MM! This was a very pleasant and most welcomed offer! They did not have to but they did and I must say I was impressed and can see why the reviews on the moonrocks in question are so good.
MM have been great with the comms, what started as a gutted, my order was cancelled, turned out to be one of my best interactions with a seller on LB! We had a decent conversation which I enjoyed, receiving a free sample was the icing on the cake.
They went out of their way even tho I couldn't order from them, this is above and beyond in my book and well worth the mention, once my order count is up I will look forward to ordering some of MM goodies. It's just a shame sellers have to go to such lengths in order to protect themselves!
Fully understandable tho.
Anyway, I just thought I would share this experience as it was a great interaction, I will be seeing you soon MM ๐
No problem at all, thought I'd just share my experience.
No doubt you'll be seeing me soon, me want my moonrocks ๐.
All jokes aside, it was a pleasure.
No doubt you'll be seeing me soon, me want my moonrocks ๐.
All jokes aside, it was a pleasure.
I sent MM 2 messages to ask if they would let me buy from them as I had a 10 buy history and an 11th order on the way and they completely blanked me, no response whatsoever! Make of that what you will
I wouldn't let it put u off, it has probably jus been an honest oversight on their behalf ... I can truly say M-M is possibly 1 of the top vendors for "comms" .. I have bought numerous times from M-M and the comms r outstanding ... anyway g/luck + njoy LB ๐๐
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+8 votes
Competition Win
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Competition Win
I got 1 number correct and received the Kush.
First of all thank you THC!
Good hash and great price for this product.
First of all thank you THC!
Good hash and great price for this product.
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