What's the weirdest or funniest thing you've seen when high?

A guy I knew was driving home when high & he said he had to stop the car for a t-rex crossing the road 😆

I've seen some incredible things watching psychedelic videos on YouTube when high.

Tell me your experiences guys x

i went through a period in my life, over 2 years, where i had constant access to dmt.

before this point i had been hobby practicing kundalini yoga for over 10 years.
couple other points, i used to grow salvia when it was legal, got to a stage 4 salvia trip one time, stage 5 is blacking out.
i also used to frow wormwood, what absinthe is made from, the green fairy.
one more thing i've had a few spiritual experiences in past, first being couple messages from the Holly Spirit.
when growing the wormwood i used to smoke it and drink swiss absinthe and take a toke and play guitar, i had a visit one time from a 3ft translucent 4 dimensional ebtity with big eyes.

ok, back to topic :D
in the 'other dimension', the 'hidden zone', 'behind the curtain', the place where your soul travels, in that world.
i seen Cherubim, the comforters, the ones you meet first. theres many of them, white plasma, around 3ft.
a cuboid, an upright rectangular prism, curved edges, you can bearhug one, the are incredibly sensual to the soul.

the Ophanim, i was shown one by a 'guide'.
i have posted about them here before, for a vry lobg while i thought i had been shown magic.
plasma orbs, everywhere always at same time, whirling round an hourglass shape, i'll include pic of this.
above,

They will run the future sure and if you can't beat em etc. I get this no problem. But which fucking ones? I'm starting to think abut this more seriously as the robots around us now look like potential leaders of the next generation or at least useful icons, right?

The sniper robot flying drones are a decent bet, I like that they were fine tuned by competent rational pilots because people like that are good bridgers between a.i. and the rest of us.

But so are the sex bots, yes? And they will be trained but something better than each of us than war. In most cases.

“Some people have encountered gentler routes to lasting soul-transformation, but "gentle" here never implies easy; it is never easy to become capable of interacting with the dead in a very direct manner while one is still alive. It is never easy to be able to gain the society of spirits, while one is deeply entrenched in breathing human society. It ordinarily requires some kind of isolating factor, a deeply fearful factor, or a painful factor that goes beyond ordinary physical pain.
A deep desire for sorcery can sometimes drive people to it, and the mere presence of such a desire might be evidence of another kind of soul-strangeness. The biggest danger in "the strange urge" felt by some lies in how difficult it is to distinguish a genuine deep urge from the soul from the simple desire for novelty or distraction which arises from the rigidity and boredom of civilized life. Likewise there is the danger that such an urge may be covering a person's desire for power or prestige denied to them by the ordinary human social world.
Genuine sorcery can never be metaphysical tourism, nor can it be a matter of "exploration", of wanting to simply experience what other kinds of mind-states or mystical realities may be "out there." It cannot make up for the lacks created by society. It can't be tamed and used as an expression of a political or social identity. It's not a thing that can be put in the service of such civilized goals, or the yearnings of personal psychology.”

*The necessity of hardship: Gentler paths exist but remain demanding. Direct interaction with the dead or spirits typically requires isolation, profound fear, or pain that exceeds the physical — something that forces a break from "breathing human society."

*Discernment of motivation: A "strange urge" toward sorcery might stem from genuine soul-strangeness (an innate otherness), but it's easily confused with escapism born of civilized boredom, novelty-seeking, or masked cravings for power/prestige that mundane life withholds.

*Rejection of superficiality: Sorcery refuses to be "metaphysical tourism" (a phrase contrasting with casual spiritual sightseeing), exploratory tourism of mind-states, a compensatory fix for societal lacks, or a vehicle for political/social identity or psychological fulfillment. It's incompatible with civilized goals.

quote from Robin Artisson from his book: An Carow Gwyn: Sorcery and the Ancient Fayerie Faith
explanations from grok

then whats the game strategy here?

welp,
the white horseman we currently see operating, are indeed real.
as the mark comes first, and we havent seen that yet, the white horsemen are indeed satanic, the ones we see,(the whitecoats) but they're only here to deliver the 'big one', to make way.

over 30 years ago i found God.
i read the whole book pretty much, the one that matters is the New one.
turning other cheek doesnt mean what you think.
they had traditions back then with hand usage.
it meant, next one best be a punch.

i walked through the world, had many helps early one, psychedelically, at one point i grew my own salvia when it was legal.

then i got into dimitri,
i found myself, 'met' satan (was satan) and his demons), seen angels,
The Seraphim, Cherubim, and the Ophanim (Ezekiel's Wheel).

the light is inside us.
God Bless us.

tartaria,
Christs thousand year reign
its us that are living in the dark ages
were in satans timeline now
...
its in john's Revelation.
the four colors of the horsemen,
its been done, they've been and gone already
the white horseman now,
the whitecoats
are satanic only
theyre not the true horsemen

its over and all that is to happen is signs in the skies and Christ's return.
everyone knows deep deep down God exists,
satan too with his machine mind and snake pit stench, his reptilian blood.
al demons are banished in the Holy name of Jesus.
the afterlife is the 4th dimension
its unbelievably beautiful, Angels are there.

once you go down certain rabbit holes theres no going back.
Eternal life is here for the taking, the way to the Creator of the universe is through Jesus.
past present future
Father Son Holy Spirit

God bless you
know yourself, find yourself,
find your soul, know where it came from and where its going
this is why were here its the True meaning of life.
to know Jesus.
God Bless us all in his Holy name.

In Sanskrit, the phrase “Jai Guru Deva Om” translates to “Victory to the Divine Guru, Om”
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this mantra was used as a gateway to higher states of consciousness, allowing individuals to access the realm of the divine. The repetition of this phrase is believed to have cleansed the mind and soul, preparing the individual for spiritual growth and self-realization.

Every person on this planet has a soul that comes from the creator of the universe and is LOVE embodied in the man he sent to save us. With help from his Glorious Spirit, creating the Trinity.

Was just wondering how do people prevent and what solutions do people do when it comes to sideburn?