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+2 votes
morse code in the ear
Definitely agree with ike, white noise or I found rain sounds just as good when trying to sleep. you might have to have it on a bit louder than you th…
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morse code in the ear
Anyone have tinnitus it's like having a deep morse code in your ear just started this week having to focus on things to block it but doesn't work 🫨😩😩
Could do with some wisdom on how to help it stop repeating
Cheers
Could do with some wisdom on how to help it stop repeating
Cheers
Cheers Ike been interesting playing around with that . might end up putting it on a raspberry pi & let it play in the background
Definitely agree with ike, white noise or I found rain sounds just as good when trying to sleep. you might have to have it on a bit louder than you think but you’ll find your level. Good luck
Visit your GP. They'll refer to ENT. There's not much of a rush with it though unless it's like a heartbeat in your ear along with tinnitus which is what they call Pulsating tinnitus. If it unilateral they refer to ENT too. Could be due to wax build up or if you've been to any concerts recently etc. I find pink noise works for me.
Trying to get an appointment but can't get past the hard dogs
No concerts no loud music or anything that I can think of . I have pink noise on now while playing cod & even play it with no sound at times . have ordered a few different ear plugs for sleeping
No concerts no loud music or anything that I can think of . I have pink noise on now while playing cod & even play it with no sound at times . have ordered a few different ear plugs for sleeping
I’ve had tinnitus for about ten years now, was a nightmare at first but after a while you won’t hear it as much you just get used to it. Rain and white noise apps really help, have it on every night now or in the background whilst I’m working. Apparently there is an operation they can do on your ear to try and fix it but was told it was more likely to do further damage.
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+3 votes
Taster promo
Just to add, I also was lucky enough to get a Persy salmple, same flavours as yourself.
Great terps, smells lovely when you open the container. Nice c…
Taster promo
I can’t believe my luck. I lost my old mighty a couple of years ago on a Dog Walk so thought I was ready to treat myself to a new one. Then the next day i was lucky enough to win a taster!! I got Georgia pie and sugar cookies. I just use the whole bowl grounded a layer of peanut butter breath put some diamonds in and some more peanut butter Breath then pressed it down with the stand tool thing provided. The Georgia pie is very gassy and sweet yet distinct. I started on the temp of 175c Smoked all the terps up through First crazy. Then worked it up to 210c Pressed boost and went for it! The stuff Taste great hit strong and definitely overpowered the flavour of the flower! The packaging was very Well done as well everything and more as to what would be expected. Cheers
Just to add, I also was lucky enough to get a Persy salmple, same flavours as yourself.
Great terps, smells lovely when you open the container. Nice clean, strong hit. Got absolutely mashed last night, best nights sleep in a long time!! Would happily buy these again, many thanks 🙏🏻
Great terps, smells lovely when you open the container. Nice clean, strong hit. Got absolutely mashed last night, best nights sleep in a long time!! Would happily buy these again, many thanks 🙏🏻
Hey, if you love THC vape pens, do check us out. Got amazing prices and a great Xmas deal on right now.
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+2 votes
FREE TO CUSTOMERS TO SAMPLE
I’d be up for this, had Persy’s before so know the standards 👍🏼🙏🏻
FREE TO CUSTOMERS TO SAMPLE
Following the stigma surrounding our Drips. We’ve decided to send some samples out of this new batch of Persy’s before we put them on public sale.
We’ll send 1g out to 5 of our customers (no random accounts for obvious reasons). And in return, all we ask for is a public, honest and transparent vouch for them. Providing everyone’s happy, we’ll stick them on for you.
Any regulars who just want a normal order of these then let us know and we’ll stick a custom up for you 👍🏻
We have already approached a couple of our close customers to see what they think prior to this, so we are trying to be fair and bring forward people who don’t feel like they owe us anything.
Give us a message if anyones interested.
Cheers guys
We’ll send 1g out to 5 of our customers (no random accounts for obvious reasons). And in return, all we ask for is a public, honest and transparent vouch for them. Providing everyone’s happy, we’ll stick them on for you.
Any regulars who just want a normal order of these then let us know and we’ll stick a custom up for you 👍🏻
We have already approached a couple of our close customers to see what they think prior to this, so we are trying to be fair and bring forward people who don’t feel like they owe us anything.
Give us a message if anyones interested.
Cheers guys
samples came real quick i got Georgia pie and sugar cookies both taste lovely nice and smooth through the puffco had two goes of both flavours nice and stoned now thanks PLC great product as usual
Ok so PLC kindly sent me a review sample really quick tracked 24 in the post. Opened up and can really get the terps straight away. Had a test and the taste transfers into the smoke, very nice and smooth. Strong and absolutely no issues here. Great stuff
sounds good, seen some discourse but had a whole melts from you guys and no complaints there at all 🤷♂️
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Snowman666
Oldskool soapbar you use to burn
This had to be one of the lowest points of smoking in Uk. Does anyone remember ‘Red Eye Express’ magazine? They did a piece on soap bar, people sent s…
This had to be one of the lowest points of smoking in Uk. Does anyone remember ‘Red Eye Express’ magazine? They did a piece on soap bar, people sent samples off to be tested, contained to name a few- plastic, road tar, vinyl and industrial cleaning agents. Absolute toxic shite which someone made vast amounts of cash from!!!
Fuck that shit! My dealer used to put a 9 bar in a sock and smash it against his bedroom wall, I can still hear his mum’s voice through the wall, “WHAT THE FRIG?!!!” He then judged the weight by looking at it. You won some you lost some. A whitey from that shit was horrendous. Just say no, mate.
Closest I have had to this is when I have slightly burnt some decarb as I made it on a hot plate. You could buy some trim and give it a go. Plastic optional 😉
I've never ordered from them but gramazon have a double zero hash. That might be close to what you're after although you may need to add your own chunks of plastic. I've been down the nostalgia road myself on LB - good luck man. Hope you find your flavour.
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+7 votes
Save your bitcoin guy's
👀🙏🏻
Save your bitcoin guy's
!! THIS WEEKEND 21st-22nd !!
!! UPTO 40% DISCOUNT SHOP WIDE !!
!! MAYBE MORE !
!! SNOOZE YOU LOOSE !!
!! UPTO 40% DISCOUNT SHOP WIDE !!
!! MAYBE MORE !
!! SNOOZE YOU LOOSE !!
Think so but I've none made at the moment, nope lie I have about 3 grams of bubble hash rosin
Cold cure, terps are just starting to separate
Cold cure, terps are just starting to separate
How to (hopefully knowingly) destroy your week's orders and have them all in 2 days. Interesting, sir.
I have more time at the weekend plus I can try plan it out
Monday bear people moaning "has it been sent" lol
Got aload of Blue Gel ready 41. Load purple through it
Monday bear people moaning "has it been sent" lol
Got aload of Blue Gel ready 41. Load purple through it
Bastard gonna make me order more than I can vape ain’t ya 😂
And dw if I do I’ll be moaning 5am Monday asking for tracking 😉
And dw if I do I’ll be moaning 5am Monday asking for tracking 😉
Delayed my Saturday order until yesterday for the sale, if I’d known it was a full week I’d have placed order sat so I’d have it in time for my birthday!
Ah well.. have some mango haze I’m quite enjoying, at least I’m not completely dry 👌
Ah well.. have some mango haze I’m quite enjoying, at least I’m not completely dry 👌
DISCOUNTS ARE STARTING AT -
07:00 Saturday 21st till 19:00 Sunday 22nd or until I hit my targets
Thank you everyone
07:00 Saturday 21st till 19:00 Sunday 22nd or until I hit my targets
Thank you everyone
First time buyer with you this weekend, finally some weed that is proper, sticky and stinks like weed should. I’ll be back for this my man, great work
Thanks man.
Took more girl's down couple weeks ago and few more into flower so should have a steady supply.
For anybody reading this that had some 'red red wine' good few months back, 3 of them down too
Took more girl's down couple weeks ago and few more into flower so should have a steady supply.
For anybody reading this that had some 'red red wine' good few months back, 3 of them down too
Love to see red red wine back on, I was too late to the party, managed to grab a few vapes and been looking out for it ever since. LSD strain too!
7am is an early start for a stoner on a Saturday. You'll be sold out by the time I am fully conscious.
Set your alarm big man and have an early night. I honestly can't say how long it will take to sell out. It might not
Judging by the quality of your buds, you'll sell out quickly at the discounted price I expect. For me I've got Saturday free for a change so Friday night is cookie night. Hard to imagine I'll be up for sunrise.
Kept checking in for the discount yesterday, started to regret not going for the free Henry at the weekend, glad to see this post.
I'm going to have available- 26g Bubble, 40ish Ml RSO and about 15 ounces of different strains. When it's gone its gone
Bubble hash is a mix of loads of strains. Flower 8xBlue Sunset Sherbert 8xBlu Gel 41, 3xMighty Grape
Maybe at some point couple 'Sex tape' 'El Chapo' 'Banana Punch'
Maybe at some point couple 'Sex tape' 'El Chapo' 'Banana Punch'
Got coins and grove bags on standby! Gonna be all over the Mighty Grape and Watermelon Skittles given half a chance
Grove bags are a game changer tbh. I've got some I could bag the kids in #huge
Would be nice to send all weed in 1, hassle free storage. Throw in draw and forget
Would be nice to send all weed in 1, hassle free storage. Throw in draw and forget
Grove bags an absolute godsend if you're like me and lack self control on LB. Keep everything fresh and terpy for ages
Always a little out of my price range but only ever hear great things about your flower KiG! Hopefully I manage to snag an oz before they all sell out :-D Cheers buddy
Killing it with the offers KiG! Missed the last 2 batches I was targetting due to life getting in the way, absolutely not missing this one. Finally going to try that Watermelon Skittlez and Blue Gelato.
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+2 votes
Back for the 3rd week with another guess the BTC price competition for you all.
This weeks prize is a little different, Stock for market is low and waiting on new stuff to land so the prize will be $100 credit to spend with any vendor of your choice. I just got myself some lovely smokes from THC23 for the weekend. If you win, what would spend it on?
Same as always, guess in $ for the price of BTC on 22/09/24 4pm. Entry will close on 20/09/24 midnight.
Good luck.
This weeks prize is a little different, Stock for market is low and waiting on new stuff to land so the prize will be $100 credit to spend with any vendor of your choice. I just got myself some lovely smokes from THC23 for the weekend. If you win, what would spend it on?
Same as always, guess in $ for the price of BTC on 22/09/24 4pm. Entry will close on 20/09/24 midnight.
Good luck.
$63,420 13:47 20/09 I see tallman has already guessed this, I change my guess to $63,421 13:57
$60250 17/09/24 17:32.
My lucky number? 🤞🤞
Awesome giveaways Rex!
Thanks for the opportunity 😘.
Good luck all!
My lucky number? 🤞🤞
Awesome giveaways Rex!
Thanks for the opportunity 😘.
Good luck all!
Let's go, third times the charm.
$63,673.60 @ 08:10 - 20/09/24
Good luck everybody!
Many blessings Rex.
Peace and love!
$63,673.60 @ 08:10 - 20/09/24
Good luck everybody!
Many blessings Rex.
Peace and love!
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+4 votes
Boom 💥
Thanks OV!! 🙏🏻🔥🙏🏻
+ 2 more
Boom 💥
Biggaz…
First 3 to comment get some SSH and avoid the blast zone 💥
Love…OV
First 3 to comment get some SSH and avoid the blast zone 💥
Love…OV
I am going to put timestamps and a countdown from on now when bombs are dropping my friends 💯❤️
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+2 votes
⭐️ 100 Reviews Giveaway ⭐️
23 Goals
18/09/24
17:52
Many thanks mate🙏🏻
⭐️ 100 Reviews Giveaway ⭐️
We’ve recently hit the 100 review mark as a vendor! Extremely grateful to everyone that has purchased and taken the time to leave your reviews.
As a thank you we will be giving away 3 x 500mg packs of Baked Cones.
All you have to do is tell how many goals will be scored in total in all English Premier League games played on Saturday 21st and Sunday 22nd.
Format of your entry:
Goals
Date
Time
Entries close at 1430 GMT on Saturday the 21st.
Closest wins if no correct guesses and if it is a tie, we will conduct a love draw!
Good luck!
As a thank you we will be giving away 3 x 500mg packs of Baked Cones.
All you have to do is tell how many goals will be scored in total in all English Premier League games played on Saturday 21st and Sunday 22nd.
Format of your entry:
Goals
Date
Time
Entries close at 1430 GMT on Saturday the 21st.
Closest wins if no correct guesses and if it is a tie, we will conduct a love draw!
Good luck!
Now this is an ace comp...🙌
I'll guess in at 42, and hope that my fantasy team comes good at same time😂
19.9.24
11.10am
Thanks for the comp
I'll guess in at 42, and hope that my fantasy team comes good at same time😂
19.9.24
11.10am
Thanks for the comp
Lines are closed!
Winner will be notified after the last game is played tomorrow, Sunday 22nd.
Entries:
Psyllium 19
qwerty15k 19
Jamie22 21
steddyreddy 21
Shananda 22
Jeezrick12 22
Malancream 23
burliska 23
Jheezejames 24
FuriousStyles 25
benxchow 25
B0W13 26
mantis 26
arbdash 27
Nickyblaze247 27
xanda4100 27
Aidan0121 27
FunkyDude117 27
JFours 28
Wico 28
the_Cs_1888 28
handlm 28
brain0uk 29
JimPanzee 29
mrchw 29
WiseTerapin 30
thchunter69 30
Tomzy1337 31
SKDank 31
Wambamthankyoumam1 32
Blazin_Esx 32
Bobcat 33
Johnnyh2 34
Highflying 35
tnicho 36
Insomnia 36
wraith777 37
GeeDogg 38
Winner will be notified after the last game is played tomorrow, Sunday 22nd.
Entries:
Psyllium 19
qwerty15k 19
Jamie22 21
steddyreddy 21
Shananda 22
Jeezrick12 22
Malancream 23
burliska 23
Jheezejames 24
FuriousStyles 25
benxchow 25
B0W13 26
mantis 26
arbdash 27
Nickyblaze247 27
xanda4100 27
Aidan0121 27
FunkyDude117 27
JFours 28
Wico 28
the_Cs_1888 28
handlm 28
brain0uk 29
JimPanzee 29
mrchw 29
WiseTerapin 30
thchunter69 30
Tomzy1337 31
SKDank 31
Wambamthankyoumam1 32
Blazin_Esx 32
Bobcat 33
Johnnyh2 34
Highflying 35
tnicho 36
Insomnia 36
wraith777 37
GeeDogg 38
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+2 votes
Sat-sun 14/15 Sept
Mate thanks loads for this deal!!! Very generous, obviously just purchased.
Sat-sun 14/15 Sept
Any orders this weekend will receive a free 8th of a different strain.
On me
On me
That include the RSO? That stuff is incredible, if it comes with a side of free KIG weed I'd be a fool not to.
Cheers G
Cheers G
Sound. 1ml for a freebie feels like taking the piss. That Rso is wild. Genuinely one of the best products I've had .
Awesome. It keep ok? Can't see me doing 2ml, rapidly. I went nuts and did 0.5 and it gave me cerebral palsy for a few hours.
I do have strains not listed so some of you may get something so nice I kept it all for myself
🫣bet the Percy stash is something special for sure if your listed are anything to go by mate🔥
Thanks Johnny
Thinking about doing a 30/40% discount week starting Monday.
What do you think??
Thinking about doing a 30/40% discount week starting Monday.
What do you think??
Was gonna order a Q to get into your weekend bonus but I’ll look back tomorrow for sale and grab a Z 👌 appreciate it
Absolute blinding idea mate your menu is more than fair priced for top quality and anything to help us Bigga’s out gets top marks here
Nice one KIG 👌🏻
Nice one KIG 👌🏻
I'll have a serious think today.
I have a little surplus stock so it's a good way to shift some of that.
I'll do any1 a good deal on 10 ounces plus
I have a little surplus stock so it's a good way to shift some of that.
I'll do any1 a good deal on 10 ounces plus
Well if you’re giving it away 😂
Hope you’re well matey ❤️
Every vendor can blame you for my absence! That terpy chronic and your advice allowed me to give up smoking 🙏🥳
But Mrs is going away with kids for a day, so I’m planning a mega donut joint to wipe me out 😂
Hi to everyone else too, sounds like I’ve missed some bangers
Hope you’re well matey ❤️
Every vendor can blame you for my absence! That terpy chronic and your advice allowed me to give up smoking 🙏🥳
But Mrs is going away with kids for a day, so I’m planning a mega donut joint to wipe me out 😂
Hi to everyone else too, sounds like I’ve missed some bangers
Well done skunk!
Are you able to get some form of concentrate for your script now instead of herb? If so, what’s it like?
Are you able to get some form of concentrate for your script now instead of herb? If so, what’s it like?
Cheers mate, no extracts on script yet and carts are a skank at like £95 for 1ml!!!
Grabbed some extracts from here and some carts too 😂
Had I not blown my months budget on prescription I’d have grabbed some KIG chronic for sure.
Next month I’ll balance black market with medical 🤤
Grabbed some extracts from here and some carts too 😂
Had I not blown my months budget on prescription I’d have grabbed some KIG chronic for sure.
Next month I’ll balance black market with medical 🤤
Ayyyyyyyy
The Skunk is back in town
Whoop whoop
Couldn't be happier you completed the hardest thing to quit.
You'll never look back
Good to hear you'll ok
The Skunk is back in town
Whoop whoop
Couldn't be happier you completed the hardest thing to quit.
You'll never look back
Good to hear you'll ok
Mate I’d end up a permanent lodger you provide the Chong I’ll do your tea even wipe your arse for you 😂🤪
Maybe hold a little secret smoke somewhere that's in the middle of everyone attending. I'll provide the smoke and refreshments
Nice one KIG, orders on its way!!
Just had some of the RSO you sent with my last order....it'll be kickin in soon.....
Have a good weekend mate
Just had some of the RSO you sent with my last order....it'll be kickin in soon.....
Have a good weekend mate
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+8 votes
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Best British DJ?
Andrew Weatherall, the Guv’nor!
Acid House for life ✊🏼❤️⚔️
+ 2 more
RIP Randall, spent many many hours listening to him in 1989 on Centre force, respect ✊🏼 ❤️
I remember Carl Cox doing 3 decks at Sterns nightclub in 92 ! Rat pack were there. Theres Druid, Mr C loads ! In that genre
You could run 10 decks... makes no difference its all for show. Watch DJ Craze and see what running just 2 decks is all about.
Yes he's defo up there aswell. Never had the pleasure of seeing him live. He doesn't seem to do many shows up near me. HC closed the ring one year at beatherder an it blew my mind. I think the copious amounts of drugs helped!
There’s lots of good DnB DJ’s, Calibre is the best producer in my humble opinion. Technically Andy C is in a league of his own, I’ve been following him for over 20 years, he smashes it every time. Recently, his XOYO residencies were next level 🔊🔊 HC is a don too, Racing Green is 👌🏻
As a producer/creator he is unbeatable and way ahead of his time. Not a DJ tho.
he was sooo next level. what a fkn legend
he was sooo next level. what a fkn legend
Such a hard one to answer as DJing crosses so many genres, I’m breaking mine down a bit
Best all rounder - Mr scruff , can start with jazz and end with DnB
DnB - for me LTJ bukem but Goldie a second place
House/Tech - Sasha
Techno - Carl cox
Electronica - aphex twin and also chemical brothers
My favourites are DJs who take you on a journey starting at one place and ending somewhere different!! Big mentions also for me are Alex patterson , steve hillage system 7, DJ yoda , Randall, Fabio , John digweed
Best all rounder - Mr scruff , can start with jazz and end with DnB
DnB - for me LTJ bukem but Goldie a second place
House/Tech - Sasha
Techno - Carl cox
Electronica - aphex twin and also chemical brothers
My favourites are DJs who take you on a journey starting at one place and ending somewhere different!! Big mentions also for me are Alex patterson , steve hillage system 7, DJ yoda , Randall, Fabio , John digweed
I have a few.
Norman Cook (not strictly Fatboy Slim - he was a great DJ years before Fatboy Slim)
Terry Francis
Hype
Andrew Weatherall
Sasha
Greg Wilson
Aphrodite
Eddie Richards
Harvey
Coldcut
Norman Cook (not strictly Fatboy Slim - he was a great DJ years before Fatboy Slim)
Terry Francis
Hype
Andrew Weatherall
Sasha
Greg Wilson
Aphrodite
Eddie Richards
Harvey
Coldcut
DJ Randall, Hype, Gamma. I just bought myself some second hand decks and enjoying learning the ropes
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+2 votes
Tinnitus relief
Try playing rain sounds or white/brown noise when you go to bed, doesn’t have to be loud but it can take your concentration away from the tinnitus, th…
Tinnitus relief
Hey guys, I'm hoping someone can help!!!
I got an ear infection a week ago and was given antibiotics, I've just finished the course and have developed tinnitus. It's driving me mad as I can't sleep. I've been smoking loads at night trying to get some sleep but it's not working. I was hoping one of you legends could help with some adivce on what to do??
Thanks in advance doobiee
I got an ear infection a week ago and was given antibiotics, I've just finished the course and have developed tinnitus. It's driving me mad as I can't sleep. I've been smoking loads at night trying to get some sleep but it's not working. I was hoping one of you legends could help with some adivce on what to do??
Thanks in advance doobiee
Hi Doobiee
I have had severe tinnitus since 2013. F'ing nightmare for sleep! I am on prescription cannabis pastilles which are great, and smoke (strong) dispensary packs, which help during evening. So best advice would be to try edible gummies to start, 50mg before bed. And source flower for smoking with sleep properties/terpenes. You can have insomnia added to your care summary record with your doctor and this will allow access to prescription cannabis products which are more appropriate for your condition, and work well! Best of luck to you, and I hope you find some help.
I have had severe tinnitus since 2013. F'ing nightmare for sleep! I am on prescription cannabis pastilles which are great, and smoke (strong) dispensary packs, which help during evening. So best advice would be to try edible gummies to start, 50mg before bed. And source flower for smoking with sleep properties/terpenes. You can have insomnia added to your care summary record with your doctor and this will allow access to prescription cannabis products which are more appropriate for your condition, and work well! Best of luck to you, and I hope you find some help.
Tinnitus sufferer here as well. Get migraines to boot so almost a full house!
Luckily the migraines are rare but they can be severely debilitating.
The tinnitus I get because I used to DJ in clubs/raves/gigs back in the day.
Mine comes and goes and can be non existent or really loud.
Smoking can make the sound worse but it helps in a weird way.
I play ambient music on ear buds helps.
That’s the only tip I have. Don’t take anything else for it either….
Luckily the migraines are rare but they can be severely debilitating.
The tinnitus I get because I used to DJ in clubs/raves/gigs back in the day.
Mine comes and goes and can be non existent or really loud.
Smoking can make the sound worse but it helps in a weird way.
I play ambient music on ear buds helps.
That’s the only tip I have. Don’t take anything else for it either….
I suffered with it for years until I was prescribed meds to address an inflammatory condition, which had the added benefit of completely stopping my tinnitus.
I found out later that a lot of the meds prescribed for my condition dampen sympathetic nervous system responses, so in theory any of the meds I've been on would have had the same effect, but they started me on sertraline which is what stopped it. The others were gabapentin, pregabalin, and amitriptyline. Worth a try if you can get any.
I found out later that a lot of the meds prescribed for my condition dampen sympathetic nervous system responses, so in theory any of the meds I've been on would have had the same effect, but they started me on sertraline which is what stopped it. The others were gabapentin, pregabalin, and amitriptyline. Worth a try if you can get any.
Had it for about 10 years from boxing when burst ear drum, since then i’ve had to stop smoking skunk and strong hashes as they increase tinnitus to much, Can now only smoke weaker Thai and hashes also use magnesium as staying calm helps to lower the noise.
Try playing rain sounds or white/brown noise when you go to bed, doesn’t have to be loud but it can take your concentration away from the tinnitus, that’s always the key I’ve found.
Also agree that getting totally mashed helps as well!!!
Also agree that getting totally mashed helps as well!!!
I must admit most cannabis makes my tinnitus symptoms worse but I have to weigh that up against it helping with sleep.
White noise really helps either through ear buds or background through a speaker.
CBT through the GP can help, you can't change the noise but can alter how you think about it.
I usually go for an indica live resin cart, mainly because I enjoy getting stoned rather than to help with tinnitus.
White noise really helps either through ear buds or background through a speaker.
CBT through the GP can help, you can't change the noise but can alter how you think about it.
I usually go for an indica live resin cart, mainly because I enjoy getting stoned rather than to help with tinnitus.
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+2 votes
4g PERSY Diamonds and 3.5g Cali GIVEAWAY
£54,444 28/05/24 @ 14:25
Many thanks ✊🏼
4g PERSY Diamonds and 3.5g Cali GIVEAWAY
Last week of our deal for a while so we’ve decided to do a giveaway!
Prize:
4 x 1g pots of our PERSY concentrates of your choice PLUS a 3.5g cali flower of your choice.
Entry requirements:
Simply comment what price you think 1 BTC will cost in GBP on Friday at 17:00. The closest answer will win, simple as that!
Once your answer is in, it will be noted down straight away to prevent editing.
EXTRA:
Make an order with us by this Friday 31st for an extra TWO guesses at the BTC price.
Good luck,
PLF
Prize:
4 x 1g pots of our PERSY concentrates of your choice PLUS a 3.5g cali flower of your choice.
Entry requirements:
Simply comment what price you think 1 BTC will cost in GBP on Friday at 17:00. The closest answer will win, simple as that!
Once your answer is in, it will be noted down straight away to prevent editing.
EXTRA:
Make an order with us by this Friday 31st for an extra TWO guesses at the BTC price.
Good luck,
PLF
Today (28/5/24) Imma roll with £44444
(simply because right now thats $56789.
Love me a sequential coincidence :)
(simply because right now thats $56789.
Love me a sequential coincidence :)
Yes mate we’re announcing winner today when back from our break. We did put a topic up about it but it didn’t even appear on the page 😂 weird. You can see it on our profile so keep your eyes peeled later on 👍🏻
1 post
+2 votes
Guess the weight and win $100
51g 22/05/24@ 23:15
Thanks mate
Guess the weight and win $100
Winner - $100 to shop with us
Runner up - $50
One guess per person.
Please put your guess in the comments.
Winner announced on 28.05.24
Runner up - $50
One guess per person.
Please put your guess in the comments.
Winner announced on 28.05.24
303 grams 😧😧😧😆😆😆
If there's anywhere near that much in the tub. I'll buy the 303 grams for you 😂😂 lol
Good luck with that 1 ..each to their own suppose 😉
If there's anywhere near that much in the tub. I'll buy the 303 grams for you 😂😂 lol
Good luck with that 1 ..each to their own suppose 😉
Hadn't read the zero'd tub comment 🤣 oh well 🤷 not gonna lose any sleep over that one😉
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I'm gonna guess 4oz or in grams 113g unless its been taken already
😊 23.5.24 @ 12:27
thank you!
😊 23.5.24 @ 12:27
thank you!
114g. Maybe. I've no idea. I only ever weigh up little bits. Good luck to everyone entering. Thanks for running the comp.
23/5/2024 - 9.19am.
23/5/2024 - 9.19am.
Is this the weight of the bud after the box was zeroed on the scale, or the weight of everything pictured on that scale?
Box zeroed, should have made that clear my bad! So just the bud weight :) good luck
Best to check, I feel. That looks, by eyeballing a container that I have no context of size or anything else of, other than buds and how they vary in size, as something I'd need 10 or so 500mL jars for...therefore I think I'll go with 277g.
1 post
+3 votes
Festival season will soon be here 🤩🤩🤩
Just tell us your favourite concert or festival and I'll pick one winner at random to recieve 5 grams of Z Strain magic mushrooms, which will be posted to you on 25/04/24
Rules for winning. To make sure a winner is picked fairly we will be using Saturdays UK thunderball draw 24/04/24 as the picker. There may be less entries than the thunderball upper limit, so there's a chance that the first one or two balls will not correlate to a winner. To make this fair, the first time a number is drawn, that matches a post I have replied to with a number, will be the winner. Any questions, just ask good luck folks ❤️
Just tell us your favourite concert or festival and I'll pick one winner at random to recieve 5 grams of Z Strain magic mushrooms, which will be posted to you on 25/04/24
Rules for winning. To make sure a winner is picked fairly we will be using Saturdays UK thunderball draw 24/04/24 as the picker. There may be less entries than the thunderball upper limit, so there's a chance that the first one or two balls will not correlate to a winner. To make this fair, the first time a number is drawn, that matches a post I have replied to with a number, will be the winner. Any questions, just ask good luck folks ❤️
I was very lucky to have won this competition on my actual birthday! The perfect birthday present!
We had an issue with the 1st delivery, but DrShroom had no issues sending out another to me! Very generous indeed. Great comms throughout. If anyone is needing shrooms would def recommend DrShroom!
Can’t wait to give them a try. Thanks again!
We had an issue with the 1st delivery, but DrShroom had no issues sending out another to me! Very generous indeed. Great comms throughout. If anyone is needing shrooms would def recommend DrShroom!
Can’t wait to give them a try. Thanks again!
Australian Pink Floyd 2023. Bloody fantastic even compared to the real Floyd I saw back in 94 and that was brilliant too.
Live 8 was memorable. Wish I'd taken some joints in with me. Won tickets and went with my father. Someone was smoking next to us and I said that I should have brought some. My dad grinned at me. 100% regretted my poor decision in that moment.
Favourite festival was the big chill! Although no longer on the go, current favourite- we out here.
FlavourFestUK
While not a music festival its still a great weed related festival. Food, drinks, music ect. Just a fun way for people to come and hang out while indulging.
They have various events that run and are based around cannabis, like a demo run on how to make RSO ect, rolling competitions ect.
Good luck everyone 💚 Ty DrShroom
While not a music festival its still a great weed related festival. Food, drinks, music ect. Just a fun way for people to come and hang out while indulging.
They have various events that run and are based around cannabis, like a demo run on how to make RSO ect, rolling competitions ect.
Good luck everyone 💚 Ty DrShroom
Eden Festival in Dumfries, Scotland. Nice hippy / family friendly vibe during the day which turns to a mad party at night
Sadly didn't go..but the George Harrison tribute concert 'A Concert For George' was just such an amazing, beautiful and fitting send off.
Favourite concert was a Rhyme Syndicate gig circa 90/91. We were there to see Hijack (the the the the terrorist group) in Nottingham and ended up smoking weed with Donald D, Nat The Cat and a few others after. We then went to the Brixton gig the next night where Ice-T also performed with the rest of the Syndicate, got to meet Ice, Everlast, BSB, Afrika Islam etc etc. Dope weekend
Also shout to the first World Party event around the same year, one of the first mass legal raves over here. was fucking banging
Also shout to the first World Party event around the same year, one of the first mass legal raves over here. was fucking banging
T in the Park back in the day before it all turned a bit stabby.
Leftfield, Radiohead, Foos, prodigy and the fun loving criminals 🤣
Leftfield, Radiohead, Foos, prodigy and the fun loving criminals 🤣
Friday 19th April 2024 0916
I've been to lots of special glastonbury festivals but the first one was especially special because my friend Brian and I at 18yo hitchhiked it from Scotland in 1989. Pretty naive kids on an adventure. We got there late at night and pitched our tent. The next morning we woke up to a crusty looking bloke freaking out on something, shouting at god and stripping off right outside the tent. Very entertaining!
Not long after that we bought some acid from a dude in the crowd about 45 minutes before the wonder stuff came on. Awesome!
Another day our neighbours gave us acid but said the might not be any good so only pay me if they work.
A few hours later his misses watched us unable to get into our tent because we were in histerical laughter.
When the bloke next saw us we said that they didn't work.
The line up wasn't great but the is always something to see.
On the way home , in Birmingham, Brian's old neighbours just so happened to be driving by and spotted Brian. They were in a removal van with mattress in the back, moving back to scotland and had went into Birmingham to get booze and they had weed. We stopped in the lake district had a wee night there before driving home in the morning.
I could write a book but people wouldn't believe the festival adventures I've had. Fab times.
I've been to lots of special glastonbury festivals but the first one was especially special because my friend Brian and I at 18yo hitchhiked it from Scotland in 1989. Pretty naive kids on an adventure. We got there late at night and pitched our tent. The next morning we woke up to a crusty looking bloke freaking out on something, shouting at god and stripping off right outside the tent. Very entertaining!
Not long after that we bought some acid from a dude in the crowd about 45 minutes before the wonder stuff came on. Awesome!
Another day our neighbours gave us acid but said the might not be any good so only pay me if they work.
A few hours later his misses watched us unable to get into our tent because we were in histerical laughter.
When the bloke next saw us we said that they didn't work.
The line up wasn't great but the is always something to see.
On the way home , in Birmingham, Brian's old neighbours just so happened to be driving by and spotted Brian. They were in a removal van with mattress in the back, moving back to scotland and had went into Birmingham to get booze and they had weed. We stopped in the lake district had a wee night there before driving home in the morning.
I could write a book but people wouldn't believe the festival adventures I've had. Fab times.
Leeds reading great festival, 6 flags .cream festival some great memories. Obviously Glastonbury.
Hi Doc
These days I go to the Wide Awake festival in London.
Nice vibe, nice people & a wide variety of acts.
Shroom on!
These days I go to the Wide Awake festival in London.
Nice vibe, nice people & a wide variety of acts.
Shroom on!
I spent many of my formative years going to Glastonbury and it truly helped shape my world view. There have been many other festivals since but none come close to its glory days!
Ooh that's a hard one, probably 2000 trees as it was the most chill out of them all lol.
Thank you! 😊
17/4/2024
16:02
Thank you! 😊
17/4/2024
16:02
1 post
+1 votes
**420 COMPETITION TIME**
£55,555 11/04/24 21:58
Many thanks
**420 COMPETITION TIME**
Welcome and plug in to our 420 competition.
Please try to guess/predict the price of BTC on the April 20th and 4:20pm! YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE DATE AND TIMESTAMP YOUR COMMENT!
Comment below your prediction!
THE LAST ENTRIES ARE ON THE 19TH APRIL AT 4:20pm!
Winners will be messaged on our topic and privately on APRIL 20TH AT 5PM!
If you have not time stamped and dated your commment your entry will be ineligible!!
3 WINNERS TO BE ACCEPTED!
🏆 PRIZE = 3.5g of Zushi and 5g of our personally sourced Beldia Hash
Good luck 💚
Please try to guess/predict the price of BTC on the April 20th and 4:20pm! YOU HAVE TO ENTER THE DATE AND TIMESTAMP YOUR COMMENT!
Comment below your prediction!
THE LAST ENTRIES ARE ON THE 19TH APRIL AT 4:20pm!
Winners will be messaged on our topic and privately on APRIL 20TH AT 5PM!
If you have not time stamped and dated your commment your entry will be ineligible!!
3 WINNERS TO BE ACCEPTED!
🏆 PRIZE = 3.5g of Zushi and 5g of our personally sourced Beldia Hash
Good luck 💚
Time to Announce winners!
So the price of BTC at the opening of April 20th @4:20pm was $64793 or £52434
The 3 closest Winners to the price was
-B-kade123
-Lewyslav
-Flavour chaser
CONGRATS BIGGAZ
Great competition! i think i should do these kind of competitions once a month!!!!
So the price of BTC at the opening of April 20th @4:20pm was $64793 or £52434
The 3 closest Winners to the price was
-B-kade123
-Lewyslav
-Flavour chaser
CONGRATS BIGGAZ
Great competition! i think i should do these kind of competitions once a month!!!!
The painful thing is... I put 52,250 originally then changed it a few hours after... Never second guess yourself LOL
Well done folks. Thanks for running the comp. The comps are a very nice bonus for the winners so it'd be great to see more.
Received my prize!! Thankyou pablo
bud and hash are banging quality, stealth & packaging was top notch.
bud and hash are banging quality, stealth & packaging was top notch.
£49,511 [16/04/24 1:20pm] i hope i get it right ive only ever smoked stinky stardawg, for 8+ years lmfaoo
Tuesday 16th April 2024 1125am
The price in pounds for one bitcoin on 420,420 will be.....
£51,000
Thanks and good luck everyone.
The price in pounds for one bitcoin on 420,420 will be.....
£51,000
Thanks and good luck everyone.
£58,674 11/04/24 22:51
Great giveaway
Good luck
Will 100% be getting some more of that shake soon aha
Great giveaway
Good luck
Will 100% be getting some more of that shake soon aha
1 post
+2 votes
30K REVIEWS ANNIVERSARY FREE GIVEAWAY!!
Congratulations mate!! Many thanks for the comp, delicious looking prize.
30072. 23/04/24 15:31
30K REVIEWS ANNIVERSARY FREE GIVEAWAY!!
GUESS HOW MANY REVIEWS WE WILL HAVE ON 26th OF APRIL AT 7PM LAST ENTRY WILL BE 24th OF APRILL
SO WE WILL TAKE NOTES OF ALL WHO ENTERED COMPETITION ON 24TH MIDNIGHT SO YOU CANT EDIT IT LATER
PLEASE DATE AND TIME STAMP YOUR ENTRY
PRIZE WILL BE
1g sugar
1g budder
3packs of gummys
1packwoods vape pen
7g ice cream mid shelf cali
7g britscotti
14g blue gelato
WE WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT OVER YEARS AND IN MEAN TIME YOU WILL GET 2 GUMMY BEARS WITH EACH ORDER ALL THIS WEEK AS WELL
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER
SO WE WILL TAKE NOTES OF ALL WHO ENTERED COMPETITION ON 24TH MIDNIGHT SO YOU CANT EDIT IT LATER
PLEASE DATE AND TIME STAMP YOUR ENTRY
PRIZE WILL BE
1g sugar
1g budder
3packs of gummys
1packwoods vape pen
7g ice cream mid shelf cali
7g britscotti
14g blue gelato
WE WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT OVER YEARS AND IN MEAN TIME YOU WILL GET 2 GUMMY BEARS WITH EACH ORDER ALL THIS WEEK AS WELL
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER
EvilMonkey888
Congratulations RB! 30088 reviews. 23/04/2024 15:08
thats yours mate
Congratulations RB! 30088 reviews. 23/04/2024 15:08
thats yours mate
Comfortablenumb
Hi congrats on reaching 30k and thanks for all the competitions I will go for
30088 on 22/4/24 @ 21:20🤞
thats yours mate
Hi congrats on reaching 30k and thanks for all the competitions I will go for
30088 on 22/4/24 @ 21:20🤞
thats yours mate
I would recommend to check reviews number before entering comp as at the moment is 30053 and just now someone put 30033
Good luck everyone
Good luck everyone
Congratulations mate!! Many thanks for the comp, delicious looking prize.
30072. 23/04/24 15:31
30072. 23/04/24 15:31
Hi mate yours is closest there is another entry with same need to work it out
lads whats going on cant be 2 same on comp
Comfortablenumb
Hi congrats on reaching 30k and thanks for all the competitions I will go for
30088 on 22/4/24 @ 21:20🤞
DIDNT YOU CHECK OTHERS HIS DATE AND TIME STAMP WAS ON 22nd
RB
lads whats going on cant be 2 same on comp
Comfortablenumb
Hi congrats on reaching 30k and thanks for all the competitions I will go for
30088 on 22/4/24 @ 21:20🤞
DIDNT YOU CHECK OTHERS HIS DATE AND TIME STAMP WAS ON 22nd
RB
Seems fair to share the prize.
Although I think we need to scrap it and run the whole show again, random number generator? 😂
Although I think we need to scrap it and run the whole show again, random number generator? 😂
Omg. No there wasn't anything about unique numbers so I've only checked no of reviews at the time.. Made calculated guess and rounded it to 88 as EvilMonkey888.. Perhaps we can share the prize.?:)
Honestly I am killing it on comps this month so I am happy to share the prize if you guys are willing to make a fair split. I don't think he would have put it if he checked so all good with me👍
I only dry vape herb those days, so would be super happy with just share/split of flower everything else for you.. But it's RB's call..
ps are killing it in comps? I've never won anything in my life lol
ps are killing it in comps? I've never won anything in my life lol
I never won anything in my life either then 3 wins this month and still more that finish tomorrow 🤞. Luckiest month of my life (don't tell the wife). I have to say a big thanks to RB and all other vendors who have been running giveaways, I felt like I had won something when I found this site, so happy to just be able to browse and buy weed from home, but the community of vendors and biggas adds another level to the experience. Then winning a prize tops it all, turns out that my favourite type of weed is free prize. Thanks for sorting the prize RB and enjoy EvilMonkey888.
Ohh bless you mate.. "luckiest month of my life (don't tell the wife)" 😂😂😂
I got to defo agree, finding LittleBiggy was massive win..
Thank you for sharing prize and thank you RB for this brill comp, much appreciated guys
I got to defo agree, finding LittleBiggy was massive win..
Thank you for sharing prize and thank you RB for this brill comp, much appreciated guys
IF YOU BOTH HAPPY TO SHARE IT IAM HAPPY TO DO IT SEND ME YOUR NAMES AND ADDRESSES PLEASE IN PRIVATE MESSAGES
CONGRATS
RADAR BREEDER
CONGRATS
RADAR BREEDER
30069 is my guess. Great prize. Will make someone very happy. Thanks for running it. Good luck everyone.
Ah, my entry has popped. Aimed too low just like my school report always said I would. Good luck to those remaining.
Hi congrats on reaching 30k and thanks for all the competitions I will go for
30088 on 22/4/24 @ 21:20🤞
30088 on 22/4/24 @ 21:20🤞
Hi mate yours is closest there is another entry with same need to work it out
lads whats going on cant be 2 same on comp
EvilMonkey888
30088
RB
lads whats going on cant be 2 same on comp
EvilMonkey888
30088
RB
1 post
+1 votes
420 Giveaway 🍁 $250 Store Credit!
Many thanks sotl, great comp!!!🙏🏻
420 Giveaway 🍁 $250 Store Credit!
Hello, biggas!
Nearly approaching 4/20 and we've decided to run a give away for $250 store credit.
If you win, you get to pick out any item(s) of your choosing with an equivalent value to $250 (£200.82).
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We'll be taking some extra precautions with this giveaway to avoid people making accounts in order to win the giveaway.
You must meet the following criteria to enter the giveaway:
Account must be over 3 months in age (Jan 2024 is the earliest accepted.)
Account must have over 10 purchases on site (There are 0 exceptions for this, if you enter and win but don't qualify the giveaway will be re-rolled.)
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To claim your spot in the giveaway please reply and upvote this post, you will be allocated a number.
A number will be randomly drawn on a YouTube live stream on the 20th of this month at 8:30pm using a random number generator.
Besides all that, thank you all very much for your unwavering support, we'll continue to keep smashing it for you all!
SOTL
Nearly approaching 4/20 and we've decided to run a give away for $250 store credit.
If you win, you get to pick out any item(s) of your choosing with an equivalent value to $250 (£200.82).
------------------------------------------------------------
We'll be taking some extra precautions with this giveaway to avoid people making accounts in order to win the giveaway.
You must meet the following criteria to enter the giveaway:
Account must be over 3 months in age (Jan 2024 is the earliest accepted.)
Account must have over 10 purchases on site (There are 0 exceptions for this, if you enter and win but don't qualify the giveaway will be re-rolled.)
------------------------------------------------------------
To claim your spot in the giveaway please reply and upvote this post, you will be allocated a number.
A number will be randomly drawn on a YouTube live stream on the 20th of this month at 8:30pm using a random number generator.
Besides all that, thank you all very much for your unwavering support, we'll continue to keep smashing it for you all!
SOTL
MightyRux - 7
Haha tell me about it, been floating through the last few days 😮💨
SOTL
Haha tell me about it, been floating through the last few days 😮💨
SOTL
I tend not to do so well in these comps but I'll have a go if there's still spots thanks. I'd go for the ts shatter & moonrocks I suspect. Good luck everyone.
Sorry mate, you missed out. Will be happy to send you a free gram of our TS Shatter though, drop us a PM to claim your prize.
SOTL
SOTL
Wow, that is so generous of you. A nice little campaign also for your store. The pineapple chunk looks tasty AF. Good luck to all <3 and Happy 420 everyone
Love a straight forward giveaway such as this, good luck everyone and thanks SOTL - very generous prize 🔥👌
Wicked competition going on here, I'll throw my name in the hat!
Thanks for the opportunity SOTL!
💚
Thanks for the opportunity SOTL!
💚
Awesome comp guys.
Good luck to everyone! Hope the 420 equivalent of Santa is good to you all!
Good luck to everyone! Hope the 420 equivalent of Santa is good to you all!
Hey there mate
Rolled number 92, you've won the giveaway. Please send me your details to claim your prize.
SOTL
Rolled number 92, you've won the giveaway. Please send me your details to claim your prize.
SOTL
If the VOD has not loaded for some (should be 1m30s long, full one bugging out for some reason) here's a screenshot of the number drawn @ 20:30 BST.
SOTL
SOTL
Sadly as it is the year of the dragon, the result is a foregone conclusion! ;)
Good luck everyone!
Good luck everyone!
Sanna98 - 63
It's delightful stuff, gives our TS Badder a run for its money! Got some in between some Mimosa Punch in a bowl right now 🥵
SOTL
It's delightful stuff, gives our TS Badder a run for its money! Got some in between some Mimosa Punch in a bowl right now 🥵
SOTL
Nice prize 👍
I've still not managed to get to your shop yet, I'm always tempted by something else, but I'll get there one day, sooner rather than later 😁✌️
I've still not managed to get to your shop yet, I'm always tempted by something else, but I'll get there one day, sooner rather than later 😁✌️
Great Competition that falls on my birthday 🎂 the 20th this month 😉👍. Good luck to everyone..!!!
2 posts
+5 votes
420 COMPETITION FREE GIVEAWAY
Just seen I’ve picked same as nlxxhz10001, apologies..
Could I change to £54444
15/04/24 18:27 🙏🏻
+ 2 more
420 COMPETITION FREE GIVEAWAY
GUESS HOW MUCH THE BITCOIN PRICE WILL BE ON THE 17TH APRIL 6PM IN POUNDS COINBASE WALLET PRICE
LAST ENTRY ON 15TH OF APRIL
PLEASE TIME AND DATE STAMP YOUR ENTRY
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN
7g OF TOP SHELF CALI PERMANENT MARKER
7g OF MID SHELF CALI PHANTOM COOKIES
3 PACKS OF OUR SOUR GUMMY BEARS
7g BRITSCOTTI
7g CRYPTONITE
I WILL GET IN TOUCH ON 17TH APRIL JUST AFTER 6PM WITH THE WINNER WHO GUESSED CLOSEST AND ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED SPECIAL DELIVERY SO YOU WILL GET IT BEFORE APRIL 20TH
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER
LAST ENTRY ON 15TH OF APRIL
PLEASE TIME AND DATE STAMP YOUR ENTRY
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN
7g OF TOP SHELF CALI PERMANENT MARKER
7g OF MID SHELF CALI PHANTOM COOKIES
3 PACKS OF OUR SOUR GUMMY BEARS
7g BRITSCOTTI
7g CRYPTONITE
I WILL GET IN TOUCH ON 17TH APRIL JUST AFTER 6PM WITH THE WINNER WHO GUESSED CLOSEST AND ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED SPECIAL DELIVERY SO YOU WILL GET IT BEFORE APRIL 20TH
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER
LOOKS LIKE FALSE ALARM AND THANKS FOR THIS IMAGE LOOKS LIEK WE HAVE NEW WINNER BUT WHAT A HELL CANT EVEN DO PROPER COMPETITION ON THIS SITE SO MANY CHEATERS
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW FROM 5:30 PM AND I WILL POST PRICE OF BTC AT 6PM AND FIND OUT WHO IS THE WINNER!!!
ONE LOVE
RB
I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW FROM 5:30 PM AND I WILL POST PRICE OF BTC AT 6PM AND FIND OUT WHO IS THE WINNER!!!
ONE LOVE
RB
Big up to RB the legend. Despite some shenanigans he’s being fair with me so respect to that.
As others have said, I’d limit the comps to people with a good buying history on LB. I’d also state an exact cut off time so the issues with this one don’t happen next time. Peace and love to you all. And a shout out to Insomnia, whoever they really are 🤔
As others have said, I’d limit the comps to people with a good buying history on LB. I’d also state an exact cut off time so the issues with this one don’t happen next time. Peace and love to you all. And a shout out to Insomnia, whoever they really are 🤔
FOR EVERYBODY SAYING I CHEATED.
I put a guess on the 15th, i noticed that there was a rule for putting date and time. I forgot this so i changed it, added the time, noticed the current market was down like near 2k, so i adjusted my guess to under 40k, as i did with other givaways i entered. I did NOT cheat! This is one of my first times using this site :(
I put a guess on the 15th, i noticed that there was a rule for putting date and time. I forgot this so i changed it, added the time, noticed the current market was down like near 2k, so i adjusted my guess to under 40k, as i did with other givaways i entered. I did NOT cheat! This is one of my first times using this site :(
I think its only me saying you cheated, I'm still waiting for you to say when you changed it or are you sticking to 7pm when you changed it 🥸
NOT MY ISSUE REALLY I didn't win☹️😂
NOT MY ISSUE REALLY I didn't win☹️😂
Hi Insomnia, I salute your quest for integrity my friend! I also appreciate it, as RB has said is going to see me right.
Curious though dude, have you got time stamps for every single post on here 🤔🤣
Curious though dude, have you got time stamps for every single post on here 🤔🤣
I believe I should ov won a competition a while back but believed I was cheated out of it and had no proof. When I seen these latest competitions I set this account up (it's not my real one and yes I had 2 guesses on this🤣👍) with the intention of screenshoting all the entries, then checked the winner with what I had, my screenshots when you slide them up show the time and date stamp. That's it, that's my work done 🤣🥳🥳🥳
I’d also add that changing your guess at the last minute is a tad shifty, my guess was 3 days old, annoyingly I had 48,500 in my head, would have been even closer
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AS I TOOK PRICES ON 16th MORNING LIKE 2am AND YOUR PRICE IS LIKE THAT SINCE JUST DIDNT WANTED THAT HEADACHE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS TURNS OUT LIKE THIS
BUT NEXT COMP WILL BE TALKING FROM START
CONGRATS AGAIN
RB
BUT NEXT COMP WILL BE TALKING FROM START
CONGRATS AGAIN
RB
WE HAVE A BIT OF DILEMA WASNT EXPECTING THIS OUTCOME LOOKS LIKE PRICE BEEN CHANGED IN COMMENTS SO WE ARE WORKING ON IT TO FIND OUT WHO IS REAL WINNER
I didn’t enter the competition so don’t care about who won, lost or cheated. However I would advise on the next one to exclude new accounts or set a minimum buy limit like a lot of other vendors do. I think you’d have saved yourself a headache here if you’d done that mate.
Yo
As we had a little miss understanding there was 2 winners wasn’t expected outcome like this we just tried to do good free comp for anyone to join in but end of day everyone is happy and problem solved next time i be more cautious
Hopefully next comp will be easier and thanks for advice will improve on next comp
HAPPY 420 EVERYONE
One Love
RB
As we had a little miss understanding there was 2 winners wasn’t expected outcome like this we just tried to do good free comp for anyone to join in but end of day everyone is happy and problem solved next time i be more cautious
Hopefully next comp will be easier and thanks for advice will improve on next comp
HAPPY 420 EVERYONE
One Love
RB
£56,789.43
21:00
15/04/24
Nice one Radar, my first few buys on here where from you, it's been a while now😁👍✌️
21:00
15/04/24
Nice one Radar, my first few buys on here where from you, it's been a while now😁👍✌️
Just seen I’ve picked same as nlxxhz10001, apologies..
Could I change to £54444
15/04/24 18:27 🙏🏻
Could I change to £54444
15/04/24 18:27 🙏🏻
Saturday 13 April 2014
A bitcoin will definitely be worth £51g not a penny more. Thanks and best of luck to everyone.
A bitcoin will definitely be worth £51g not a penny more. Thanks and best of luck to everyone.
Received all as described, nice one radar. All nice looking bits of dank weed and some really tasty gummies, couldn’t resist and just had a couple, they are decent! Thanks Radar, here’s to a happy and baked as fuck 420 🙃
Yo everyone so PRICE OF BTC WAS 48,455.54 AT 6PM JUST LOOKING FOR WINNER AND WILL GET IN TOUCH
CONGRATS TO WINNER
RADAR BREEDER
CONGRATS TO WINNER
RADAR BREEDER
mate i changed it asoon as i saw the "add the date" on the 15th,days before all this. Dont be mad i made a good guess 🤪
Oh, so you changed it at 7pm on the 15th that's ok..... BUT YOU DIDN'T CHANGE IT AT 7PM😂
dig this hole deeper, when did you change it 😂😂😂😂😂
And I'm only bitching because I got ripped on a different competition I should of won and someone else has lost out on this one 👍
(and no, not you bow😂😂👍)
dig this hole deeper, when did you change it 😂😂😂😂😂
And I'm only bitching because I got ripped on a different competition I should of won and someone else has lost out on this one 👍
(and no, not you bow😂😂👍)
EVERYONE HAD A CHANCE AND THIS IS CLOSEST PRICE ENTRY WAS DONE ON 15th
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER COMPETITION COMING WHEN WE HAVE 30k reviews ONLY 17 LEFT
RB
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER COMPETITION COMING WHEN WE HAVE 30k reviews ONLY 17 LEFT
RB
Clearly no point in playing 👎
He's clearly one of your boys because he didn't change it on the 15th it's fucking easy to prove😂😂
He's clearly one of your boys because he didn't change it on the 15th it's fucking easy to prove😂😂
WE DID CHECKED ALL PRICES ON 16th MORNING SO IF ANYONE CHANGED BEFORE 16th MORNING WE CANT GUARANTEE
NEW COMP COMING SOON WILL PUT A TOPIC ASKING WHICH COMPETITION IDEA EVERYONE IS THINKING OFF
RB
NEW COMP COMING SOON WILL PUT A TOPIC ASKING WHICH COMPETITION IDEA EVERYONE IS THINKING OFF
RB
I can change my profile picture and prove it with date and time stamp of when I screenshot it 👍
IF YOU HAVE PROOF PLEASE PROOVE IT AS I WILL HAPPY TO SHIP IT TO THE WINNER THEN
AND ITS DEFINETLY NOT MY BOY HE NEVER ORDERED OF US
RB
AND ITS DEFINETLY NOT MY BOY HE NEVER ORDERED OF US
RB
I want them to say when they changed it, it wasn't 7pm.
I might send it to the real winner for them if they want it 👍
I might send it to the real winner for them if they want it 👍
WELL PROOF IS IN THAT PICTURE AND IF THERE IS NO PROOF WHEN ITS BEEN CHANGED THEN WINNER WILL BE
JG1982
JUST WAITING ON PROOF FROM stonerzell
JG1982
JUST WAITING ON PROOF FROM stonerzell
Show the proof Stonerzell! Bit 🐟🐟🐟 man joins Apr ‘24 and scoops a big comp, but not totes unbelievable with Lady Luck I guess 🤷🏻♂️😂
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+2 votes
Eddys 🔥420🔥 Competition
Some early 1990’s Bubblegum with a generous sprinkling of Kashmiri hash…🚀🚀
Eddys 🔥420🔥 Competition
Hey Biggas it’s time for Eddys 420 competition, im starting early to give everyone a chance to get involved.
I’m going to run a classic random number generator competition I know I always do the same style comp but again they seem to never get taken down so makes life easy.
There will be 3 Eddys 420 $100 vouchers to be won to spend in any store and a bonus gram of one of the new concentrates just listed thrown in🔥
Simply upvote this post and comment what you would like to smoke this 420 or anything 420 related to get your lucky number assigned it’s that easy. Draw will be held on 17th to give everyone chance to enter and receive your prize before 420 . Minimum of 5 buys on LB to enter.
The draw will be uploaded to this youtube channel.
@ https://youtube.com/@daocmidz
Number will be generated here-https://www.random.org/
Good luck to everyone. Stay Lit Much love Eddy🍭🫶
I’m going to run a classic random number generator competition I know I always do the same style comp but again they seem to never get taken down so makes life easy.
There will be 3 Eddys 420 $100 vouchers to be won to spend in any store and a bonus gram of one of the new concentrates just listed thrown in🔥
Simply upvote this post and comment what you would like to smoke this 420 or anything 420 related to get your lucky number assigned it’s that easy. Draw will be held on 17th to give everyone chance to enter and receive your prize before 420 . Minimum of 5 buys on LB to enter.
The draw will be uploaded to this youtube channel.
@ https://youtube.com/@daocmidz
Number will be generated here-https://www.random.org/
Good luck to everyone. Stay Lit Much love Eddy🍭🫶
I'd love to smoke some real OG Kush with the Pablos Revenge in a purey 😵💫
Cheers Eddy & good luck everyone 💜💚🏹
Cheers Eddy & good luck everyone 💜💚🏹
Cool competition, mate. 420 should be bigger here imo, I know it’s heavily yankified but a day of visibility and recognition will help with decriminalisation imo. Toot for justice, Biggas ✌️
My favourite for 420 would be a good Cherry Mac with a sprinkle of Eddie's Mac bubble hash a perfect 420🔥🏆
I would love to smoke any of these legendary hash or herb that comes only those in the elite circles seem to get 😂
#5🤞🏻 Just got a proxy at spannabis love it, was at the Storz & Bickel stand awhile checking them out aswell🔥
Nice one Eddy. For me it would be a nice dusty nug of Hindu Kush, or some old school strain extracts like Northern Lights or Jack Hera
Wow another competition eddy would love to smoke my way though the menu but it’s keeping up with the menu 💨💨💨💨😱😱🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 all the best everyone 👊
Great compo once again👍 I would love some Skywalker hash if there is any available wow! Thanks all
I would love to sample a little bit of everything on LB but my name would need to end in Musk to be able to afford it!!
Also, I find it mildly amusing the Bitcoin halving will be on 20th April - sorry, puts on stetson and gains weight - 4/20.😉
Also, I find it mildly amusing the Bitcoin halving will be on 20th April - sorry, puts on stetson and gains weight - 4/20.😉
Some Black Sugar grown under the Caribbean Sun, or a tangy Jamaican Red Beard. Can’t beat a bit of nostalgia…
For European grown, always loved that Chocolupe from Grey Area but original Grapefruit is probably my all time fav!
These days it’s anything tasty that’s been properly flushed and cured! Seems to be a dying art. That said, you can still rely on Eddie for some top draw 😍
For European grown, always loved that Chocolupe from Grey Area but original Grapefruit is probably my all time fav!
These days it’s anything tasty that’s been properly flushed and cured! Seems to be a dying art. That said, you can still rely on Eddie for some top draw 😍
Ooops nearly forgot to comment 8D
Tho I only dry vape these days, I do fancy a lil blunt with some Pablos Revenge and using good bud (would looooooove to find some Malibu OG I think it was called - non-LB) with a lick of melted mango haze badder spread on the skin :D
And then I'll have to order more Pablos ;)
Cheers for the compo.
Tho I only dry vape these days, I do fancy a lil blunt with some Pablos Revenge and using good bud (would looooooove to find some Malibu OG I think it was called - non-LB) with a lick of melted mango haze badder spread on the skin :D
And then I'll have to order more Pablos ;)
Cheers for the compo.
Hay man cool competition, cheers.
I love to try some off that maui wowie with some labrador and hope I don't freek out on 420, ha ha.
Thanks and good luck everyone.
Link provided for those who need an explanation or just for fun.
I love to try some off that maui wowie with some labrador and hope I don't freek out on 420, ha ha.
Thanks and good luck everyone.
Link provided for those who need an explanation or just for fun.
Awesome comp idea! I’m trying to make my way thru your insane menu..so much to choose from omg 😊❤️
Breaking a 6 month fast this 420.
Going to be spending my day with a dozy golden retriever, so some potent, body-hugging hash is probably in order.
Going to be spending my day with a dozy golden retriever, so some potent, body-hugging hash is probably in order.
I'd like to be on a beach somewhere tropical on 420, maybe Sri Lanka, blazing 1st rub Parvati cream and a bit of S8! Lovely.
Mine would have to be any of the jungle boys cold cured bubble hash for the bong with a nice OG kush for joints
I'm quite random, I just like to try as much as possible of everything I can get my hands on.
Don't really have a fave like that, I go nose and taste blind after a week of the same bud/hash.
So maybe something I've never had of would be my choice 🤔.
Big up to Eddy's Hashbar for the opportunity 😘
Don't really have a fave like that, I go nose and taste blind after a week of the same bud/hash.
So maybe something I've never had of would be my choice 🤔.
Big up to Eddy's Hashbar for the opportunity 😘
Hey Eddy, I would choose to smoke some of your amazing bubble hash. Tropicanna cookies and some frozen grapes. Happy 420 :)
thanks eddie,
my birthday is on april 20th so im a 420 baby, will be the grand old age of 50, so thats my number, thanks for comp, best of luck everyone
my birthday is on april 20th so im a 420 baby, will be the grand old age of 50, so thats my number, thanks for comp, best of luck everyone
i prefer my green so would go for some hippie crasher with a shot of pablo's revenge, knocks me the fuck out!
I would love to smoke some Blue Zushi and will probs spend my 4/20 making some music and beats
Xmas tree x animal mintz looks up my street! I’ve also had my eye on the grahan cream charas from YNM, something ive never sampled before.
Cheers Eddy, gl biggas 💚
Cheers Eddy, gl biggas 💚
Very generous Eddy , I'd love to wake up and smoke some Godfather OG and your Tropicana Cherry with a chaser of the Banana Sherbet extract!
That's a hero's breakfast 🦸🏻♂️
That's a hero's breakfast 🦸🏻♂️
I would love to be smoking on some isolator hash - the stuff I used to smoke in Amsterdam in the mid/ late 00's - time of my life, wonderful times. Thanks again Eddy.
I would love to be smoking on a donut this 420, still yet to drop the pennys to pick one up. With my weak tolerance now days can only imagine the damage 🫠
A day to get something special in for and at least loosely plan trajectory so as not to end up in a snoring heap by teatime 😴
Vaper but I still enjoy a King Palm on special days in which a bit of everything landrace & exotic, herbal & squishy gets thrown into.
Best wishes Eddy & all 🤞
Vaper but I still enjoy a King Palm on special days in which a bit of everything landrace & exotic, herbal & squishy gets thrown into.
Best wishes Eddy & all 🤞
Purple haze or chocolate Thai of old to see if tastes as good as I remember. Also thanks for the comp and awesome menu
Gotta be in it to win it!
Nice one Eddy, I'd be grabbing some of your hash rosin if i win, prob get some if i dont win tbf 😁
Nice one Eddy, I'd be grabbing some of your hash rosin if i win, prob get some if i dont win tbf 😁
Thank you for hosting! This 420, I’d love to smoke a donut joint rolled with some lovely Piattella
Nice one :) Would love to smoke a big fat j of wedding cake or hariboz this 420, looking tasty 🔥
Nice comp Eddy! I’d love to try some wax for the first time ever on 420, good luck everyone🙌💚
Cool comp Eddy,also id love that jungle boys cold cured hash,looks devine and have not tried it yet,your hash menu is amazing buddy💚
Nice competition! For 420 I will be smoking my last bit of WifiOg I bought from you ages ago and that should do for me :)
I’ve always had to work on 420 day. My ambition is for the wife and kids to be at work and school, get the sofa bed out, watch movies, long walk in the woods and plenty of naps. I’ll need a range of strains to complement each. Happy 420 all!
Would love to be smoking some vanilla gorilla with some jungle boys bubble hash sprinkled over the top 🔥
Happy 420 to all. I'd like to smoke some of that fine Jungle boys hash sprinkled into some Galactic cookies bud.Send my head into the clouds for a few hours!
Inspired by another comment, I think I'll have to save The Donut King pre-roll I still have. 1.5g of Z41 flower and 0.5g of nug run budder Zheetos extract. Really needed an occasion.
Birthdays the 23rd of April. Gotta have the best smoke on my birthday. Gonna have to make a cocktail joint with bud hash and rosin if I win. Thanks for the giveaway Eddy!
Would love to go back to 2009/10 ish…. I think… it could have been earlier or later lol. Shit memory for some reason… don’t know why 😅😉😂
But would love to go back to then when I had a Purple Kush from the Green Place in the Dam. First time I ever tried a pure grape flavour.. been chasing that taste ever since..
Thanks for competition dude 🙏👊💚
But would love to go back to then when I had a Purple Kush from the Green Place in the Dam. First time I ever tried a pure grape flavour.. been chasing that taste ever since..
Thanks for competition dude 🙏👊💚
Old school myself so would start 420 with a nice mix joint is some quality bud/hash mix, and I have the tattoo just to remind me. 🤣
Can't beat a proper old school haze imo, goes well with the sun, and every 420 is a scorcher! good luck all and cheers eddy!
I want to smoke that la jungle boys layered cake. Cheers Eddy and good luck Biggaz!
I wouldn't mind a Grapefruit blunt seasoned with a generous helping of Sunset Sherbert. That would hit the spot quite nicely.
Thanks and good luck all
Thanks and good luck all
Cheers for the comp eddy.
This 420 the other half will be at her mother's. So I shall be sat in my dressing gown, smoking super silver and trying to eat as many easter eggs as humanly possible.
This 420 the other half will be at her mother's. So I shall be sat in my dressing gown, smoking super silver and trying to eat as many easter eggs as humanly possible.
Awesome comp,
My 420 smoke would be NYC Diesel.
Tried it at the dam years ago and havn't found any back home since. (The sour one is completely different)
My 420 smoke would be NYC Diesel.
Tried it at the dam years ago and havn't found any back home since. (The sour one is completely different)
Man, everything I've had off you has been true fire. Didn't know hash could be that strong, and i been on it the last 40 years. Respect.
Hey eddy
Good competition. Thanks!
Mine would be cereal milk or gorilla glue + a few moonrocks for my 420
Good competition. Thanks!
Mine would be cereal milk or gorilla glue + a few moonrocks for my 420
My 420 would be cereal milk 🥣🥛 yum. Big thanks to Eddy for the giveaways and good luck people 👊🏴
Some of the jungle boys cold pressed would be amazing as well as more of the Pablo 💯🔥
Great giveaway Eddy - bless 🙌
Great giveaway Eddy - bless 🙌
Nice comp eddy,never delved into the world of quality hash but some of your offerings would be a good start especially for 420
Im on similar vibe the Pablos Revenge , Choc chip or Xmas Tree x Animal Mintz would be a very ideal smoke for 420
edit also that hippy crasher flower has been calling me for a min
Cool giveaway thanks & good luck biggas
edit also that hippy crasher flower has been calling me for a min
Cool giveaway thanks & good luck biggas
Had your sour diesel which was beautiful so I'm sure this is no different alas, 14g doesn't last long around these parts 😅 I'd have it burnt in 4 days 🤣
I'll likely go for a mixture of things in sequence but probably ending with smokes of mixed extract & bud with a couple of edibles. There's a lot of things I'd like to try if I did win. Good luck everyone.
Big up Eddy, for 4/20 I will be smoking some dense nugs and making some hash brownies
Best of luck everyone, one love
Best of luck everyone, one love
Seeing that 420 day is a Saturday I will probably be celebrating with Captain Morgan, some edibles and a nice uplifting sativa to vape on
My 420 smoke would be some Garlic Cake Budd, had it from here a few years ago but not seen it listed since.
This 420 I’ll start the day off with a spliff of lemon pie. Then eat some edibles to get me through the day. Then some purple mimosa. Got to finish with some of ur Pablos Revenge! Send me straight to sleep.
Awesome comp eddy! Very generous.
Awesome comp eddy! Very generous.
Would be nice to sit inside and have a smoke but that can never happen, not anymore. Never smoked a donut joint would like one of them sat on a nice comfy chair, a nice coffee. Ideally some kind of biscotti donut. YUMMY.
My 420 smoke would be tropicana cherry bubble hash, placed an order yesterday and should have added some more of it in my basket 😖 tastes how it smells and a lovely stone🔥
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+6.2 votes
BEST JOKE partie deux
Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patie…
BEST JOKE partie deux
Rule 1- Make me laugh
Rule 2- At least 8 purchases on the account.
Rule 3- I'll find something else.
I will pick the winner with the 1st prize. The prize mite grow but to start its 10 grams of my Moonies(moonrocks)
I will pick someone to choose 2nd/3rd place with a price of 7 grams flower.
Bring it on people's.........
Rule 2- At least 8 purchases on the account.
Rule 3- I'll find something else.
I will pick the winner with the 1st prize. The prize mite grow but to start its 10 grams of my Moonies(moonrocks)
I will pick someone to choose 2nd/3rd place with a price of 7 grams flower.
Bring it on people's.........
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I’ve never paid £50 to have a lentil on my face.
Congratulations Kez A KIG prize is bound to be an absolute banger like your joke !
I think mine were a bit controversial lol
Enjoy your prize
I think mine were a bit controversial lol
Enjoy your prize
Yours was my favourite Emz but I wanted to stay impartial.
Kez better be a big boy/girl smoker!!
Kez better be a big boy/girl smoker!!
my uncle is a shit ventriloquist, he put two fingers up my arse and told me not to say anything..... 💨
Last week I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the painting
It only takes one nail to hang the painting
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get lost, we don't serve your kind." The mushroom shrugs and says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"🍄
Did you hear the one about the homeopathic drug addict?
They died of a massive underdose. 🥁
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.
They died of a massive underdose. 🥁
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!
My Mrs has just looked through everybody's contributions and she has decided on the winner.
She has chosen Kez with the chickpea joke.
Congratulations Kez, please forward your details and I'll get your Moonrocks out to you by the weekend.
Kez you also need to choose your favourite joke as the 2nd place. Prize of 7 grams
My Mrs has just looked through everybody's contributions and she has decided on the winner.
She has chosen Kez with the chickpea joke.
Congratulations Kez, please forward your details and I'll get your Moonrocks out to you by the weekend.
Kez you also need to choose your favourite joke as the 2nd place. Prize of 7 grams
Fuck yeah!! Thanks KIG made my weekend that has! I’ll drop you a message with who I think should be in 2nd place.
Well done Kez and thank you KIG your comps actually provide entertainment as well as prizes they are the only ones I enter. Sorry my jokes are pretty dark lol
A worthy winner congrats Kez 🥳👏🏻
I like really dark jokes too Emz but also really silly ones so LBs joke comps cover all the bases for me.
I like really dark jokes too Emz but also really silly ones so LBs joke comps cover all the bases for me.
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
Two genie jokes ;).
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a normal-sized body but a tiny head. The guy notices him staring, "I wasn't always like this," he says, "I found a lamp and a beautiful genie woman came out. She was a stunner. She said I had one wish - I couldn't think about anything else and told her I wanted to sleep with her. She said that's the one thing I cannot grant. So I said, how about a little head?"
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Russian are stranded on a desert island. They find a lamp, rub it and a genie comes out. He says, "I can grant each of you two wishes". The Irishman says "I want a lifetime supply of whiskey and to go back home." He instantly vanishes. The Englishman says, "I want a lifetime supply of the finest beer and to go back home!" He also vanishes. The Russian says, "I want a bottle of vodka and my two friends back again."
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a normal-sized body but a tiny head. The guy notices him staring, "I wasn't always like this," he says, "I found a lamp and a beautiful genie woman came out. She was a stunner. She said I had one wish - I couldn't think about anything else and told her I wanted to sleep with her. She said that's the one thing I cannot grant. So I said, how about a little head?"
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Russian are stranded on a desert island. They find a lamp, rub it and a genie comes out. He says, "I can grant each of you two wishes". The Irishman says "I want a lifetime supply of whiskey and to go back home." He instantly vanishes. The Englishman says, "I want a lifetime supply of the finest beer and to go back home!" He also vanishes. The Russian says, "I want a bottle of vodka and my two friends back again."
“I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes £1'. I took one to the counter - the shop assistant said, '£2 please. That's Madeira cake'”
Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a great vet.
Going for another one -
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
Two nuns are cycling through the old streets of Florence. Out of breath, the first nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
“It must be the cobbles”, says the other.
“It must be the cobbles”, says the other.
What have curry and uncles got in common ? They will both give you a sore arse if you get a bad one
That's up there Emz lol.
Worst thing having a wrongen uncle that doesn't top and tail when he stays over
Worst thing having a wrongen uncle that doesn't top and tail when he stays over
I'm always amazed by the accuracy of Spanish tattoo artists.... But then nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
"I Said to my Mate who's a Scouser, how Come you only Spent £3 on your Mums Mother's day Present?
He Replied, Thats all She Had in Her Purse 😲😲😲🤣🤣
He Replied, Thats all She Had in Her Purse 😲😲😲🤣🤣
how do you embarrass an archaeologist?
show him a used tampon and ask which period it came from
show him a used tampon and ask which period it came from
I still think this should have won when you did this years ago so I’ll try it again…..
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie🤣🤣🤣
Not sure I’ve ever told that one before🤦🏻🙏🏼
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie🤣🤣🤣
Not sure I’ve ever told that one before🤦🏻🙏🏼
So I was in a bar last night and the waitress screamed...
"Anyone know CPR?"
I said "hey, I know the whole Alphabet."
Everyone laughed...
Well except this one guy.
"Anyone know CPR?"
I said "hey, I know the whole Alphabet."
Everyone laughed...
Well except this one guy.
Omg lol some good ones here. The Pickasso one. Lol
But check this everyone I only went and bought some new shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
But check this everyone I only went and bought some new shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
women coming home from work horney as fuk, husband sleeping , she snook into bedroom under the sheets and gave him blowjob of his life juice everywhere coming out her nose the lot she was delighted that she got him so excited, walked into bathroom to clean up, husband sitting on bog says SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for fuk sake you will wake your grandad😜 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Until it's disallowed at some future date, I shall have to keep submitting this as best joke. Clement Freud - The £20 note.
Why can’t an orphan be gay ?
Nobody to call Daddy 🙈
What’s difference between anal and oral ?
Oral makes ur day anal makes ur hole weak
Nobody to call Daddy 🙈
What’s difference between anal and oral ?
Oral makes ur day anal makes ur hole weak
Englishman, Irishman, Canadian, Scotsman, Welshman, American, Frenchman, German, Dutchman, Brazillian, Argentinan, Mexican, Russian and Colombian walk into a bar.
Barman says. What’s this? Some sort of joke?
Barman says. What’s this? Some sort of joke?
You. Got moons too?!!
Inb4 these comatose someone 😂
“A 🦨 walks into a bar with his trousers down”
Kinda gotta be there to see and witness the cursed skunkhood
Inb4 these comatose someone 😂
“A 🦨 walks into a bar with his trousers down”
Kinda gotta be there to see and witness the cursed skunkhood
Research shows that cigarettes are actually harmful to children.
Ok calm down, I will use an ashtray
Ok calm down, I will use an ashtray
What should you do when you have a epileptic wife in the bath 😀 👀 throw ya dirty washing in 👊🤣🤣🤣
Lone Ranger and Tonto are out for a morning trek on the plains. Suddenly, Tonto leaps off his horse, goes on all fours and places his ear down to listen.
Lone Ranger, now concerned, asks swiftly: “What is it Tonto?? What do you hear?”
Tonto says: “Buffalo Come.”
Lone Ranger replies: “Wow, that’s amazing Tonto. Truly stunning. How the hell can you tell that?!
Tonto replies “Ear stuck to ground”.
Lone Ranger, now concerned, asks swiftly: “What is it Tonto?? What do you hear?”
Tonto says: “Buffalo Come.”
Lone Ranger replies: “Wow, that’s amazing Tonto. Truly stunning. How the hell can you tell that?!
Tonto replies “Ear stuck to ground”.
Two nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". The other replies "yes, it does, doesn't it?"
It relies on the ambiguity of 'wears' and 'where's', which is much more difficult to convey in a written format.
Hehe....you really don't!
Whats the difference between a duck?
Its got one leg both the same...
Whats the difference between a duck?
Its got one leg both the same...
Recently visited the Doctor as I was having a few “men’s issues”
He told me “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”
“Why” I said
“Because I’m trying to examine you”
He told me “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”
“Why” I said
“Because I’m trying to examine you”
1. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
2. Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
I couldn't pick between these two, enjoy!
2. Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
I couldn't pick between these two, enjoy!
The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to seven miles away.
And that fact also works if you remove the word… “moth.”
And that fact also works if you remove the word… “moth.”
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday
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