What's the weirdest or funniest thing you've seen when high?

A guy I knew was driving home when high & he said he had to stop the car for a t-rex crossing the road 😆

I've seen some incredible things watching psychedelic videos on YouTube when high.

Tell me your experiences guys x

Here's a few to start you off:

What do dyslexic zombies eat?
- Brians


After my girlfriend poked me in the eye.
I stopped seeing her



How much does a chimney cost?
Nothing - it's on the house

Anyone stock this or have it in the pipeline?

Do any reputable sellers sell top shelf weed but in smaller quantities, 1g or less? I don't like buying bigger quantities because of self control issues...

Introduction to Desert Melt - what is it?

Desert Melt is an innovative, new-school take on traditional hashish - a kind of “frankenhash” if you will, made by blending premium Delta-9-THC distillate with a high CBD variant of kief and a carefully selected mix of cannabis derived terpenes. The result? A dark, sticky and pliable concentrate that looks, smells and smokes like traditional hash, but with a smoother and more refined profile.

What gave me the idea?

I’ve always loved CBD hash, and I came to realise that most products on the legal/grey market use distillate as a binder because CBD kief doesn’t press well on its own. That got me thinking… If it works so well with CBD, why wouldn’t it work with THC? I made a small test batch and it blew my expectations out of the water.

Why choose Desert Melt over commercial hash?

With commercial hash, you never truly know what you’re getting - you have to trust the integrity of the producers and smugglers to A. not contaminate the product and B. to make it in the most sanitary way possible so that it’s safe to handle and consume. A lot of commercial hash, sadly, has been tampered with in some way. Contaminants like henna, you can smell, but things like beeswax and pine rosin are almost impossible to detect. You also can’t detect bad handling practices - did you know that over 80% of hashish tested on the streets of Madrid had dangerous levels of e-coli bacteria?
Desert Melt contains 100% cannabis - no wax, resin or mystery binding agents, and it was made in a completely sanitary environment while wearing gloves. Desert Melt is safe, clean and effective. It offers a more balanced THC:CBD ratio than most black market products, making it ideal for users who get anxious from high-THC strains, need both cannabinoids for medical reasons, or just prefer a more well-rounded high.

Is it strong?

This is a bit of a complicated one, because, while it contains around 36.4% THC and 8.75% CBD, it doesn’t give a full entourage effect (yet!). The entourage effect is what gives a high its depth - it’s essentially a combination of many cannabinoids and terpenes working in synergy to give the high some “character” if you will. It’s why haze makes some people really talkative and why OG sends some people to sleep. Since it doesn’t have that true entourage effect yet, the high is more akin to a cart high - still quite strong and definitely effective, but somewhat lacking the synergistic effect that the other cannabinoids would bring.

What’s the future of Desert Melt?

This batch is a market tester. It’s been through extensive personal testing, but now it’s your turn! I want to see what the community thinks and whether Desert Melt has a place in today's market. Right now, I’m looking for as much feedback as possible so I can change and improve things in future batches. Currently, we’re working with quite a simple “classic” terpene blend, which consists of 5 terpenes, but future batches will include more complex blends - either to replicate the notes of traditional hash from around the world or to create completely new and unique flavour/effect profiles. I’m also planning to add CBG and CBN distillates (both containing 7 other minor cannabinoids) in upcoming batches. These will help to create a true entourage effect, giving Desert Melt the depth, body and therapeutic power that only full-spectrum products can offer. I may add more cannabinoids to the mix in future, but I’ll need to do more research to make sure that I can get clean, tested distillates and to make sure that those things really will add something valuable to the experience.

What Desert Melt will NEVER be:

At no point will Desert Melt ever include semi-synthetic cannabinoids (HHC, D8 or THCP) in place of real delta-9 THC, nor will it ever contain any non-cannabis derived materials. Any trace cannabinoids like CBN will only be added in naturally occurring levels to contribute to the overall effect, never to cut corners. And if I don’t know the exact source of anything I plan to use in the mix, I simply won’t buy or use it. My goal is to create a strong, flavourful, clean and cost-effective hash which is safe to use and genuinely worth the money, and I will never compromise my values for the sake of profit.

Sidenote - why I’m saying all of this:

It’d be easy to tweak the terp profile and sell this off as regular commercial hash, but that’s not what this is, and I won’t pretend otherwise. I know some people might not be into it, and that’s okay, but by being transparent and showing the quality behind Desert Melt over time, I hope people will be open-minded enough to give it a fair shot. I feel as though a good percentage of the hash market is already made up of this kind of product, the only difference is that I’ll be upfront and let people decide whether it’s something they want to include in their lineup. This is a product which I believe can not only stand the test of time, but also move with the times - to improve and evolve with every single batch.

If you have any suggestions, questions, queries or concerns, please either send a message or reply to this post so that I can address things publicly.

As a keen follower of the orange products available on LB, I've noted an uprising. Like a cult movement. The orange love is rising up like a wave washing through the LB vendor menus.

I wished for 2025 to be the year of the orange flavours and that dream is slowly starting to become reality. This is it folks.

Let's start with the Mimosa. It does seem to be the one most people love. A sort of Goldilocks mid-point of orangeness that people have deemed to be just right. Not too much or too little orange flavour. And to be fair it's a good compromise point. I like it despite it not being my number one orange strain - but I believe we can do better.

Tasty Mimosa Variants
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SOTL has a Mimosa Evo:
https://littlebiggy.net/link/VlmRH0

I've not had this one but I've had the strain before and it's a lovely variety. SOTL are a super top reliable vendor with next level stealth. Like military bomber levels of stealth.

MJ has a Mimosa x Orange Punch:
https://littlebiggy.net/link/OvIuwt

I've not ordered weed here before but if something is going to tempt me to then it's this. If this is available on payday I'll likely order. Double orange. Hard to go wrong with orange genes on all sides. Part of me has to know has this tastes. Could it be my new number one? Plus I'll get a live resin cart I suspect as the menu here looks pretty good.


Tangerine Dreams (of Being More Orange)
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The Cannibals have an entry here with their Tangerine Dream:

https://littlebiggy.net/link/0hVlKB

Tangerine isn't my favourite orange strain but it's welcome at my party for at least wanting to be orange - and I like those cannibal guys.

Orange Bud Descendants
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GAW has a descendant strain from the original Orange Bud with their Passion Fruit:

https://littlebiggy.net/link/R5Jpqh

I had this ages ago. It was nicer than some reviews suggest with hints of the old orange flavours.

On that same note, my favoured weed vendor GC do also have a descendent strain from the hallowed California Orange Bud in the form of Tropical Cherry:

https://littlebiggy.net/link/bIx7EM

It's not a hugely strong orange flavour, as the name would also suggest by virtue of it being called cherry. But you can taste the orange linage.

And More Orange
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TGFB is bringing up the rear, so to speak, with an Orange Tree grow with a few seeds in. Not perfect but discounted.

https://littlebiggy.net/link/EheuGk

I've not had this and I don't know the strain but I've always liked their enthusiasm on LB.

Worthy of note are the bud bars by SK.

https://littlebiggy.net/link/JobMLq

I've not had these but I'm tempted to see how orangey they are for a budget item. They seem to review well and the price is great. I might jump in this month and see if it's a bargain smoke. Anyone had these?

Fancy Orange Hash
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As a fan of fancy hashes there's a couple of orange versions worthy of being on this list. I don't expect they'd bring so much orange flavour to the party but I think they're worth noting.

Firstly the Orange Cannoli WPFF from RD:

https://littlebiggy.net/link/UQW5hY

Expensive bit of hash but I remember Mr Rux stating one of the WPFF hashes was the strongest thing he'd smoked so if you're rich or celebrating then maybe it's worth a little treat to see if it's the full space rocket variety.

Next up is Orangina from BS:

https://littlebiggy.net/link/EbFlLp

Another fancy hash at less of a fancy price than the WPFF.

While I doubt they would add much of that dank sour orange flavour, they are orange in spirit so are welcome additions to my list. Who doesn't like a fancy hash - I know I definitely do!

A Short List
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Okay, so it was a short list. What I described as a wave of orange was in fact just a few items. More of a splash than a wave.


Become an Orangetarian
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If we all jump in though the splash will grow and before you know it every vendor will offer an orange option to satisfy our cult desire for that old sour dank orange flavour of the past.

Back in the 80s they didn't have vegetarian options in every restaurant but after enough people adopted the diet choice they are offered everywhere now. We need to be proud of our Orangetarian status.

Mystery Disappearing Orange Strain
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There was another nice looking orange strain from a well known vendor on here - Agent Orange - but both it and they seem to have disappeared from LB. I've no idea what happened there but overall I hope to see more people get on board and ride the orange train with more orange on more menus as the year rolls on.

More Orange to Follow
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I bought a small mimosa treat from TGS recently and I believe there's more of it incoming next week. I might do a separate write up of the nice bits I'm accumulating.

We can make it happen folks. Buy orange, support the cause and help liberate the orange flavour from oppression. Become an Orangetarian.

Thanks LB Folks
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Thanks as always for reading my topic, I hope the links are useful for you to have your own orange party, and if not I hope it was entertaining to read at least.

I'll see you orangetarians in the next topic.

We are doing a weekly giveaway of store credit to the value of $25!!

All you have to do to enter is guess which football team will score the 1st goal in the 3pm kickoffs across the football league (Premier League , Championship and League 1 and 2)

an extra $5 if you can guess the correct goalscorer aswell ;)

if more than one person guesses correctly the winner will be whoever commented 1st.

GoodLuck

-TheAlchemist

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars" (Oscar Wilde)

Something I find oddly reassuring is looking at the items wall. Perhaps it's like gazing up at the stars. Staring into endless infinity of space peppered with the light from stars that spent millions of years travelling before meeting our eyes. It tightly frames our little place in the universe in a reassuringly small but optimistic way.

Looking at the thousand plus products on the LB items wall reassures me similarly that I'm just a tiny part of a massive overall picture and as a result of the scale of it all, I'm unlikely to run out of weed or hash. It's where I find an element of peace of mind in my life. My LB zen.

- Wall Stalker -

I'm often browsing the wall, wondering if certain products or strains are available. I routinely check for orange strains of course and I'm routinely disappointed by the (lack of) results but this isn't yet another orange rant so I won't jump down that rabbit hole.

I also like to check for certain oldies like White Widow or Durban Poison or just cruise around seeing what's what.

I've watched with keen interest as a very small number of products seem to hold the top spot as I routinely hit the items wall.

- First Up -

When I joined it was the static hash listing by Real D in our consistent top spot. I've not had this hash yet but nearly bought it a couple of times when they had an offer on. Real D are a solid vendor although I've not ordered there for ages. The hash flavours have changed slightly but I remember the Blue Dream being available and I've always fancied it even when the orange variants are on offer.

https://littlebiggy.net/link/JX9Q0Q

- Another Winner -

I can't remember what exactly replaced Real D but I remember for some time The Spacemen held the top spot with their bargain listing. I've seen all sorts of lovely looking bargain bits fly through that post over time. But again I've not ordered from their top listing although The Spacemen also provide a great service with loads of great quality bits.

https://littlebiggy.net/link/P9pt1M

- Most Recent Top Spot -

It seems there is another consistent winner recently as it's been all about Don Loco and their Top Shelf listing taking the top spot on LB. And once again I can't comment as I've not only not ordered this number one wall product, I've never ordered anything from Don Loco. Although they seem a good sort by reputation and often have bits in that I quite fancy.

https://littlebiggy.net/link/OUvkd2

- Conclusions -

I'm not sure what conclusions to draw from this but it's kind of odd that I've not ordered any top spot product. It's also interesting that they're all multi variant listings that remain in place with just the product details changing. Perhaps the algorithm here loves a long term listing over a freshie. And perhaps we buyers do too as I assume there's some logic to how it all works.

- Top of The Buds -

Have you had any of the top product listings? Do you see the wall like a 'Top of the Buds' kind of pop chart?

Can we get someone to smoke through the top 40 products on a Sunday evening?

Man that's an entertaining show waiting to happen. I'd like to see someone reviewing Don Locos top shelf after 17 other types of bud, 12 different hashes, 7 vape pens and 3 lots of edibles. That's a weekly show we'd all be down with surely.

Cannabis curation is something that interests me greatly since joining LB. Maybe the top ten is more realistic to do?

- Thanks -

As always thanks for reading my topic. I hope it was informative and if not I hope it was entertaining in some way at least. Please get involved in the comments and upvote the topic if you like reading this stuff.