On shrooms I watched my wall breathing and it kept inhaling and inhaling. I remember telling it to breath out cos it could hold it all in and I honestly saw it exhale and felt the house move 😅

I've also seen a colour I cannot describe but it was amazing and like nothing I have ever seen either before or since

A one-legged, French prostitute tried offering me her wares, whilst I was higher than Mariah Careys greatest xmas hits in Amsterdam. I declined, although a small part of me regrets this now.

You could have piped her then run off without paying, not like she could have chased you.

Idk who's going to hell first, you for saying it or me for laughing.. :D
(I was that high she probably would've put up a half decent chase tbf..)

Not weirdest or funniest but something I see often from psychedelics is I look at a tree and the leaves and branches are growing and growing it's almost like i'm watching a sped up video of the trees lifespan, i'm sure others know what im talking about

very beautiful

Walking to the car boot sale at 5am one Sunday morning still mangled and saw a Indian man wearing a turban fall off a church roof land on his arse, say "oh fuck" then ran away 🤔 How or why that was? to this day no fucking idea 😅😁

I once met god, not sure if it was the god, but certainly a god. I've also encountered aliens, visited different dimensions, and watched time run backwards. Gotta love psychedelics!

Was travelling when I was younger and living in Kings Cross Sydney, I’d heard that there was a cafe there that sold a bit of weed if you asked for certain things, anyway went in there, ordered and managed to get some, went back to my flat up the road, skinned up, smoked it and was smashed, put the tv on and they had a live broadcast on the national news if the cafe I’d just left getting full on raided by the police, spun me right out! 😆😂

Ate a big mdma crystal lol and was smoking a bong tripped out massively is hard to describe but I saw photos of people’s lives, random stuff for example a family sat at a beach and I was watching like photo frames of their holiday, it was so real. Then I was in some Middle East country and saw a village that was being pillaged by men with turbans with massive knives it was like a moment from history that I got to watch wouldn’t have been my first pick lol. I saw this thing then it was like the most beautiful piece of art I’ve ever seen it was like a Chinese dragon it was yellow and blue the colours were so vibrant I have no idea what it was but it was absolutely stunning honestly indescribably beautiful not of this world something my mind wouldn’t be able to think up. I started to come down then and opened my eyes and the flinstones was playing on this big mirror in my room. The come down was horrendous I had work the next day, needless to say I didn’t make it in. Unbelievable experience though. Made me realise there is something else.

One night I took a mixture of shrooms and E's with my mates. We went up to local viewpoint on the heath and some of local lads were holding an illegal rave up there. Something that happened every now and then, but not super often.

Had a hell of time raving away, about 30 odd people there all having a great time. Walked off for a piss and when I came back everyone but my 5 mates I came with had fucked off. Weird.

Went over to ask what went on, why had everyone gone? Well that's because it never fucking happened, apparently was just me raving around like a tit on my loansome with my headphones on. Still remember it vividly to this day.

I had the cast of Oceans Eleven (the Clooney one) follow me around the streets of Amsterdam as I strolled around in a blissful haze one Saturday afternoon.
Every corner I turned had one of them going passed me or crossing a cycle lane.

Had a few dmt sessions, as time goes on you can see those trips and what they were exactly a lot clearer than at the time.
I believe i was in the Prescence of Jesus, he showed me Ezekiels wheel, which i thought at the time was a magic object (it was living tho).
Folks talk about machine elves, it's my opinion now after over a year studying in this field, it's my opinion they are Cherubim.
Ezekiels wheel is a type of Angel like the Cherubim, Eziekels wheel is an Ophanim.
The Cherubs accompany the Ophanim.


*"ophanim" (Hebrew: אוֹפַנִּים, meaning "wheels") refers to a class of celestial beings or entities described in Ezekiel’s vision in the Bible (Ezekiel 1:15-21). They are depicted as wheel-like structures covered in eyes, associated with the throne of God, and are sometimes interpreted as angels or symbolic representations of divine movement and omniscience.

I arrived to a campsite a bit later than planned and the main entrance was blocked off, no contact or anything to get in after hours so we drove about a bit and eventually decided to set up camp on a bit of grass next to an electrical sub station.

Bizarrely we had some battery on the laptop so we put an episode of always sunny in philadelphia on and sparked a spliff. Out of nowhere a helicopter flew over and started circling above us with its search beam blazing. It carried on with its beam over the fields next to us and disappeared. No one ever came to ask us any questions 🤷‍♂️

When George W Bush came to visit the UK, me and a mate were having a smoke on the canal near London Zoo quite near the ambassadors residence.

A rib dinghy thing full of men dressed in black and carrying big guns comes up the canal and starts shining powerful torches.

So we ran away.

On magic laying on my sofa, my mate broke a glass which i stepped on so for the whole trip i thought i was bleeding out. After a while it felt like my breathing was slowing down, i just accepted my fate then the craziest thing happened.

3rd person camera angle went from me on the sofa and started to rise up and i could see me and my mates all in the room as i ascended into heaven. Full out of body experience! Afterwards (still tripping) my girlfriend held me as we watched this Netflix show that made me feel this warm loving feeling that was just indescribable, defo healed inner trauma.

This was my first trip on any psychedelics...

On tabs after walking for 40 min fully deep into my trip outside

Walked down a alley way saw what looked like a wolf with glowing red eyes

Looked away looked back it was gone

Then held onto a fence to gather myself looked up at the night sky and saw only what I can describe as totem pole artwork but very detailed and intricate

Another tabs story nice and short biking home in pitch black in the middle of my trip

It was pitch black no lights no nothing became quite overwhelming quite quick

So I stopped tried to ballence myself

I saw 5-6 people rush over to me really concerned asking if I was ok they were putting there hand on my shoulder

I snap out of it I’m still stood up and my head is halfway in a bush that was draping over the alley

Idk how believable these story’s are but I’ve only visually tripped wile under a lot of stress as to scare me

And the source of the tabs was never reliable so could have been any random similar compound

Thank you 💚

A GP!
I thought by Christ, I must be hallucinating. These things are rarer than unicorns!

Ate some truffles once called pandoras box ...thought crows were following me and dive bombing me in the park ...apparantly i didnt even leave the house when i ate them ..regret opening that box !!

I was on acid in a city centre one Friday (bad idea in the first place), and to cut a long story short I saw a group of clowns that really freaked me out (some fancy dress thing) and a hot air balloon... the hot air balloon thing wouldn't have been abnormal at all if not for the 2 mates I was with telling me I was seeing shit... I didn't wanna freak myself out so didn't think too much into it and didn't look up again. I didn't clock on for like 2 weeks that there actually was a hot air balloon... that's the one time I've tripped in a town/city centre and honestly, fuck that shit. Even just having to walk through/past crowds was a nightmare. Doesn't sound too extreme but you gotta remember that when you're on acid you're a lot more vulnerable and prone to mindfuckery. Also caught a free gig from a car park and saw one hell of a performance by buskers that day.

❤️🫵

Is there good or bad or is that just a concept we interpret the way we do due to religious mumbo jumbo ...

do you think its not possible to declare things as good or bad? do we need to bring up examples?

We think we are conditioned to perceive things as good and bad and a large majority is influenced by religion

I don't think you need religion to consider say the murder of a child to be evil, it's our instinct, hard wired for survival.

I’ve heard this told several times by ram dass too and love his particular telling. It’s a great tale 🙏🏻

I was on Koh Phangan in Thailand in 1990. I ordered a mushroom omelette for 3 of us. The other 2 wondered off to find some weed. Meanwhile I stayed put and the omelette arrived really quickly. It was pretty black for an omelette and obviously had a lot of shroom in it. I greedily ate my large third. The other 2 came back and refused to eat it - too cold- nah don't fancy it now etc.
I had the worst trip of my life. It still scares me now. At one point a local policeman who was trying to help me melted into a puddle infront of me. I remember running across a beach and being knocked down by olmec heads popping up out of the sand, which went in my mouth and nose and turned to ants. My hands were like a werewolves and all my veins and skin were melting and reforming. It was truly horrendous. I was found by my mates back on the beach at 4am 8 hrs later with a stolen puppy holding a lamp up that was not lit. It was 20 years before I touched mushrooms again. The puppy was returned unharmed.
The end........thank fuck.

salvia divinorum, used to grow it and smoke extracts of it.
i has 6 stages the 6th knocking you unconscious, i got to lv. 5 which is called immaterial existence.
was reduced to a little ball of light, reduced to pure spirit, humanity stripped from me, couldn't move, just hung off the side of the bed trying hard convincing myself i was indeed a human being living a life on planet earth.
That was a while ago, when i used to also grow wormwood, which i used to smoke while drinking absinthe, smoking canna and playing guitar. I had a visit one time while under the influence.
All this eventually led to my 5 hour long dmt /canna sessions.
In those i'd find myself in spaceships, i'd be underground in the caves with the elves and was eventually shown an Angel in the land of castles and sweeping mountain sides.
One of my recent trips i made a mistake, a big one of interfering with my fellow humans spiritually, remotely, and got back exactly what i sent out, pretty much instantly.
I believe in God but i also suspect carma is real also, you gotta be careful out there.
Currently looking into Psychometry and would eventually like to see into the past just like i seen the future with salvia back in the day.
Been off the canna around a week now, hoping something lands tomorrow but not too bothered as i always have a little dmt lying around.
the spirit molecule, the key to the spirit world.
I've said it many times, on his earth there is nothing quite like a dmt /canna trip.
all this overpriced canna our there can just die, go, go now and die, silly overpriced canna.

edibles, always the edibles

6 foot 2, but im probably at the age of shrinking now (apart from my ears) ;)

I'll never ever forget the first time I made a mistake with dosage. It was April 2002 (been smoking since 1994!), on a sunday night after having a few beers down my local. Went back to a mates and he'd cooked a whole ounce of hash into brownies, which got gobbled up by about 8 of us, so yeh, presumably (and this is if it was all equal doses which it prob wasn't!) an 8th each...
Whoops. I stayed at my friends for a couple of hours and everything was fine, started giggling uncontrollably for a bit and then realised it was pretty late so i'd better get a taxi home to my parents house where I was staying as it was easter uni holidays. Taxi ride was fine, bit pissed and stoned, dropped other friends off, still fine. Got home and was really hungry so I made a sandwich and went up to bed. As soon as I took the first bite my mouth went dryer than the sahara and my throat closed up to the point where I had to spit it out cos I was gagging. Nothing made this feeling better, no amount of water or juice or anything. this situation had now made me feel super paranoid, and I started to feel what can only be described as a rocket taking off in my body. All my limbs were buzzing and shaking and twitching, my heart was going faster than I believed it ever had, my head was full of terrible thoughts. Naturally I believed I was having a heart attack. I sat on my parents toilet for about an hour trying to calm down but it was no good. After about 2-hours of this I decided I had to leave the house, maybe I could walk to the 24 hour garage and get something nice to drink. Only instead of going the way that the 24 was, in my madness I'd walked to a Ford dealership garage which obvs was shut and even if it wasn't they wouldn't have been able to sell me liquid! So i realised I'd done this and then freaked out more, which made my throat and mouth dry up to a whole new level of hell wretching and the only thing I could think to do to relieve this was pick leaves off a bush that had rainwater on and suck them. Then I called my then GF (who'd also had some of the brownies) and told her I thought I was dying and that I would be found by the side of the road in the morning and that i loved her! She just mumbled about just going home and I'd be OK but I was convinced by this point I was dying! Managed to get home somehow and just had to ride it out for hours (into the late monday morning!). I didn't eat weed again for years. Was so scary. I almost got to the same level of scariness again a couple of years ago when I misjudged the strength of some already vaped weed in some cookies I made, felt like my personality had split into two people...anyway, wasnt quite as bad as that awful fkin night in 2002!

there was one time i was at a club and a friend had gotten some African weed. i got so high from it that while walking i felt tired and realised that if i just stopped holding myself up my friends would catch me and carry me home, they did.

That’s a legendary level of trust in your friends! I respect the logic—why walk when you’ve got a personal Uber? African weed must’ve hit DIFFERENT. Might have to track some down now! 🤣🔥

DIUK reopened as YNM, i've included the link.
Take care friend.

Dinc is YNM? Didn't know that