I don't know if this is technically shilling when I've never bought from the vendor, but this is the second time in a week that I've been allured by a listing description, like how flowerbuds entice busy bees by the ultraviolet homing pattern they display, and I have once more felt duty-bound to report in and give a brother/sister a teensy little boost, having been personally touched by the level of sincere and considered thought invested by the vendor into their listings.
Because, Rozzy, your descriptions are impeccable.
And this isn't a new thing either, right? They've got history:
Looking at the description on their last listing, the Northern Lights, genuinely, it answers my questions before I've thought of them.
And that's not just me blowing smoke here, and nor is it magic - thats an investment of time, and of compassionate consideration.
I consider an individual's personal tolerance to be pretty much a vital context necessary to weight their opinion of a cannabis product. Rozzy's got that here, and I'm not sure I've *ever* seen a vendor do that before.
And then look at the pictures on that thing - they've provided literally every level of zoom that I'd personally want to see, to feel adequately visually informed.
(I mean just look at those buds, tbh! Oi, oi!! Bloody ell son.. Put em away!)
All these elements take time.
And time is money.
You know what I mean?
And then, there this:
"There may be some smaller nugs, but they've all been broken off of bigger ones to avoid excess stalk weight. All of the bottom buds and sugar leaves will be going into capsules in the very near future, and every nug will be trimmed well."
And this, from their profile:
"I've always said it but I appreciate any and all honest feedback! An honest negative is better than a disingenuous positive."
And I think in a nutshell this sums up Rozzyexpress - or at least the precise kind of vendor I'd shower in coin, if I could - because anyone can talk the talk, but the reviews will reveal ya if you don't walk the walk, too.
Now it's taken me a few months here, but I'm beginning to conclude that if you're not a more reactional or leasurely (/pleasurely?) user, but are in fact somebody who, in several literal fashions, can't afford to fuck up their order - you're probably best served pitching your coin at sellers who aim genuinely to inform through their listings.
These folks possibly seem restricted to among the smaller scale vendors?
And really, now, no shade at bigger vendors at all - the majority of whom appear to be providing stellar service to huge swathes of the community (which is no doubt relentless work), and for which I still have enormous gratitude even if, perhaps, you ain't quite right for me.
So, final thoughts?- Just big fucking props to vendors like Rozzyexpress.
I rate your presentation impeccable out of immaculate, and I just hope your products live up... otherwise I might look a mug in two months time!
Caveat: As I say, I haven't bought from Rozzyexpress yet, (or Lazydaze, the other vendor with great product descriptions), so it might ultimately turn up in the wash that they're the kind of lowlife vendor who licks their hash and spits in their rosin, or cuts up old pubic hairs into tiny pieces and peppers them atop their buds before shipping, due to some manner of unresolved sociopathic tendency.
But I kinda doubt it, ya know?
So SUPPORT THE LITTLE GUYS, folks
Ok I'll pack up me soapbox now, appreciate your time
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