Blocked cart? I’ve found short short pulls (like sucking a thick… milkshake) can unclog.

Failing that blast a hairdryer on the mouthpiece and then (cover it with tissue to not burn lip) blow as hard as u can it’ll push any product down and through the airway, repeat until properly clear 👍

Cheers Dokha - however it was the bit that protrudes from the rubber mouthpiece cover that's stuck. Thanks for looking out though!

From experience, alcohol can stop you having visuals as well.

Sounds like a job for RocketDogRonnie's Santa's Magic Chocs. I'm planning on having a few of these over Christmas, and found 2 pretty effective when I had them last. I'd advise an Oodie, or equivalent garment to snuggle inside.

I agree.
I’m aslo available for all forms of mushroom Chat/ advice. Spoiler alert - swallowing them dry and chugging down lager isn’t on my recommended consumption list 😂

Thanks for head up , my problem is I bought BC from market so I have no wallet not sure if they can accept that money from there without refund to the wallet I sent to

Transaxe support, just open a new chat to them and tell them all the order details and which wallet you sent it to

Flawlesscbd.co.uk sell 'professor herb premium hemp blend' that is what I used to use. It comes in a baccy pouch in a few different flavours I used to stick to the original. If you look for a new customer voucher code there is usually 15-20% off 👍

Didn’t have any original in stock so grabbed a mango and a lemon haze, matches my usual day smoke. Thanks 🤘

2 pouches came today and having my first smoke now and OMG this is so smooth I’m shocked. Tastes great, this might be the answer to my prayers.

Huge thank you 🙏

Glad to hear mate its great value hope it keeps you off the baccy

Can you or anyone who's tried the 'premium hemp blend' comment on the smell and flavour of it? would really appreciate a description of sorts, or what would you compare the smell and taste to?
I have an overly sensitive nose and the thought of it smelling like herbs or flowers is really putting me off trying it

I used to stick to the original and it is pretty neutral and allows whatever you add to come through, no floral flavour.
I found it easier on the throat than using shake for bulking out joints and cheaper too.👍

Appreciated; saw some general herb mixes on Amazon but the combustion of the herbs they use is way higher than pot or tobacco, gave me a coughing fit. Hemp might be ideal for me; same plant and no impact on the smoke, could be perfect. thank you 🙏

I second the Professor Herb stuff. I smoke joints very rarely as I stopped smoking tobacco over 10 years ago but this is my go to if I need a single skinner 👍

That’s good to hear from an ex smoker; I’m sold now. Will order some today, cheers 👊

I don't add anything anymore.. I went from using ciggs, to grabba, to trim and now it's always pure. Health inspired the switch, inconsistency kept me searching and now I'm content 🤷🏼

Yeah wasn’t reallyan option before but with LittleBiggy prices kind of is now tbf

Whether I can handle weed only joints will be fun to see lol

I had to give up tobacco so I could get an operation I'd been waiting for on my leg. I ended up going cold turkey and just using a bong. The hardest part is not filling the bowl to full! Been of the baccie 10 months now and had the op...which I'm still recovering from!

There is a big difference when you cut tobacco out completely. No coughing or wheezing. I’m glad I did. Good health to you mate and keep that bong filled, I do. 😁🤣

48 hours without tobacco and I can already feel it. Bloody wonderful, absolute life changing

Amazing to hear mate. Currently in the process of cutting out the baccy with an alternative for rolling.
What did you switch to? I got 2 of the pro herb original and already cut the baccy down initially for zoots

Good luck 🤘 original was out of stock when I ordered, so I got the lemon one and wife is on the mango. Weirdly I’m kind of preferring it because it smokes slower; makes the even more interesting relaxing especially at night

If you want the original mate it's not on his website I got it off flawlessCBD in the end. Enjoy. I also feel the added benefit of CBD compared to the pure thc you get off most green now

Your taste buds will change soon 🤣

🤣🤣 I don't miss coughing my lungs up every morning that's for sure. I still miss a good spliff but would never go back now

Honey Rose Farmers Blend. A sweet tasting smoke and lovely smells. Like old fashioned pipe tobbacco but not harsh at all.

Going to try this one next mate. The CBD ground is good, really makes the terps of your green stand out vs baccy. Only issue is the burn as it is essentially dust. Thinking this looks a bit more loose, bit more leafy if that makes sense..

I found a nice 50/50 mix of the hemp and flower made it a good smoke, burns slower so more relaxing for me. Did notice that the lemon burns slower than the mango too, guess whatever they add has a different burning speed

Noted, cheers

I’ll give it a go mate thanks 🙏

If you have good enough flower you won’t need anything to help it burn. Since going pure I’ve gone from 10 joints a day to 2/3 max

I’m the same, 3half years ago. Takes a wee bit to get used to but it’s lovely 🤣. Start my smoking day with a few bongs. Enjoy. 🤣

The very smell of cigarettes makes me wanna puke, can’t believe I used to smoke that shit

I was told I have suspected COPD last month, went for an X-ray and noticed some damage in lung, I feel fine but when I get a cold it’s not as easy to smoke a joint anymore. I’ve smoked other things I shouldn’t in my years so can’t just blame the weed. I’m nearly 50 and had a lot of good nights through the years🤣

Time for edibles buddy

That’s what I’m thinking. 🤣

Thanks but I’ve tried it; spent £70 on a fancy one to use it only once because I hated the flavour 😂 tried proper vapes American vapes too but didn’t hit the same as a smoke, frustrating because I get on great with nicotine vapes

100%, I've had my Pax for over 2 years, used it loads and it's still going strong. I really love this thing.

Never heard of PAX before so I’ll have a google mate thank you

Done this a few years ago, try a dry herb vape as suggested, it takes a bit of getting used to but after a few months you won't go back, joints will taste like a bonfire, vaping tastes so much nicer and it's more efficient.

I either go Pure or Use Mullien/Blue Lotus/ Skullcap mix if I want to lighten the joint down.

I get mine from Canada only issue if you order large amounts then you might have to pay customs:
www.smokably.com

For UK and if only Blue Lotus then use this:
https://www.bluedreamtea.co.uk

After reading through this thread I think I might finally pull the trigger on stopping tobacco 🛑

I just use shake, tried a few alternatives but can't beat a good neat joint. This cost about the same as a pouch of baccy anyway.

Must Have at all times! regardless of Bacci or not

I use sage and chamomile for a nice clean smoke with a bit of weight to it it smokes well

I just roll pures :) I was worried at first about coughing my lungs off but was surprised how smooth it is.

https://www.herbakko.com/ This is the best alternative tobacco product I've found.

I used to use stuff called shamans trance that I got from everyonedoesit.com, it seemed to heighten the effects slightly but it was a bitch to roll with. Tasted nice though.

Jokes about white sugar are rare..

Now… jokes about brown sugar..

Demerara

What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.

Sorry everyone!!

Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.

I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.

Sorry again guy"s

Morning KIG mate family first,hope the missus is ok

Don't apologise, family always comes first, hope she's on the mend 👍

I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"

What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey

Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.

My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!

I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...

They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...

Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.

Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.

Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself

Well done and congratulations

Well done joash mate

To be fair that's a pretty good one 👍

It's a girl 1

Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!

I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.

Hahaha joash had me in stitches this one

Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction

Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box

I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.

A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"

A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.

Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.

"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."

With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.

After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.

No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.

At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"

"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."

After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."

"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"

"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."

"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.

"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"

Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.

What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks

I had a part in Oliver Twist.....


It was great I couldn't ask for more

I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.

I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!

Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."

I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu

Why did the tiger get lost?

Because junglist MASSIVE

I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time

Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get, to the BOTTOM!

What did the nought say to the eight?

Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??


You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾

Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.

I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40

✌🏻💚🤣

I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!

What's E.T. short for?

He's only got little legs.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around, I'll go on ahead.

How do you confuse an Irishmen, give him 3 shovels and tell
him take your pick.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None

What do call a fake noodle?
An Im-pasta

A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.

God says "that's not funny"

The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"

Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow….
He was outstanding in his field!

Haha kpdg

Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.

Sorry for the delayed winner announcement

My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.
I love felt tips!

My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian

if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…


Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!

The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”

That really….spoke volumes.

I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower'
I think I might have florets!

Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of some knickers!

My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met….
I’m not buying it.

A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."



He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."



Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"



Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...

Have you heard about the dyslexic pimp? He accidentally bought a warehouse

Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk

2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘

2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off

Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " 😊
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎

I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .

2 flies sitting eating shit 1 farts the other replys do u mind im eating

What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?

A block of flaps.

What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?



Cul-de-sack

Hehehe fuckin good one geeseeks

How can you tell a prostitute isn't wearing panties?

Dandruff at her feet.

A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".

Any idea on when everyone finds out I'm the funniest? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators.
We clicked straight away 😀