Would be nice to have some fucking domestic around here.

Forget fucking, I'd be happy with a hand job

I'll lower that blowjob and settle for a kiss.

Can you help me?

I think all Northern Europeans are moldy, down south we are slimey.

The Trees are talking before we smoke them!

they keep talking

It's a shit pun, but your personality and your microbiome are probably linked.

At least, your mood and your microbiome are.

I presume your microbiome is affected by your surroundings. So...

I mean, first you have to define what culture is. Which is pretty hard.

I have ADHD, currently work as a labourer. Can get fixated and research things all day if I find it interesting, fairly intelligent.
Want to earn more💸💸

someone else who realises our ADHD can be a superpower if harnessed correctly

Yeah I notice when I am interested in something a lot I get nerdy and obsessed. Happened with building gaming PCs

And like your mind is bored if you don’t have something to fixate on

Talentless and motivated checking in

Academic writer, content editor and project manager. Automation and optics engineer with lots of experience in networking too... I love writing 😁

I need money

ill bite, what about talented AND hard working?

try me

I am interested in earning free crypto. What projects are open for bitcoin savvy traders like me?

Class action suit bru lets do it

look whose all motivated

Ideas guy looking for a rich benefactor

good works collective

I'm a labourer who's always looking for extra ways to earn a few quid. What do you need from me?

I’m interested in more. I have a degree in marketing communications and writing is a passion of mine. Where do I apply 🥰😬

ADHDer with digital marketing and data analysis skills. Hook a brother up

is this still available? sign me up yesterday!

Please contact me :)

update 9.9
we are currently seeking social media coordinators across europe and asia

Sounds interesting, what type of research are you looking into?

I'm interested also!

Hit me, i need a job, can do IT/translation service

Interested.

tell me more

hey im midlands looking to earn a few extra buck got skills in construction and IT

Pixar

airpods kill toy story 4

The last few “generations” of iPhone and the watch have been a shitty cash grab. A fucking x,Xr and xs releases not so long ago and now a fucking 11, 11 s and 11 pro released like what less than 2 years later with a new screen? Fuck you apple.

Definitely Apple. Shouldn't come as a surprise. It's happened before when the stockholders decided to get rid of him. All l remember about Tim Cook is the first time he addressed his U.S. employees in a theater the way Steve did when he brought out a new product. Instead of talking about future of the company he decided to come out of the closet. Who gives a shit! It has absolutely nothing to do with the company. Is it a surprise the watch has been a colossal failure when all he was concerned with is his sexual orientation? Steve would probably be happy that he's no longer alive to see what's happening to his pride and joy.

The Oscars have declined more than both.

The truth has been spoken

and now they are both managing earnings in the least creative ways they can find

fuck you pixar weez got this

Buy a helicopter.

Cleaner = more sustainable. Smoking hash has to be the worst option. I would say CO2 extraction is the closest you are going to get.

Smaller = more sustainable. Discipline yourself into lightweightness.

Abstinence = definition. You need to not be high to know what high is. Only other option is to be numb 24/7 but for some folks that's the sustainable high.

I smoke a bong after i wake up just before work then bring my weed pen to smoke on breaks..

Do 8 hr shifts but feels like 3 when you're baked, work in a busy restaurant n never get any complaints always get the work done

I almost always do the same. Put my glasses on and no one suspects a thing - I get my work done way before schedule.

They know I’m a medicinal patient anyway so I don’t think they’d care because I get my work done and everyone else’s when they fall behind. I blame the miracle herb!

Haven’t tried this yet but I’ve got one in the fruit bowl 😄

You can't but god bless you for trying.

😂😂😂

edibles

It's easy enough. Just never stop. But also work your way up in strength throughout the day. Make sure each session is slightly stronger that the previous, and for that you need variety. But yeah, it can be done, just be careful not to let the weeks and years slip by, because that can also be easily done. It's not really too advisable, but it is totally possible. Oh yeah, also a good diet can really improve a person's quality of high.

it's not possible eventually you will be smoking to feel normal i know ( i smoked everyday for around 24 years). It's best to have a T-break evey now and then. I usually smoke an ounce then i'll have a week or two off , logest t-break i had was 2 years )it sucked) but at least when i came back to smoking i had to build up my tolorance again so smoking was pretty cheep ... now i blaze an ounce in like 3-5 days n have a break . I'd just smoke in the evenings but if its there i can't help my self XD...

In life a high is like a cookie. You have it for a brief time. You need to be down so you can appreciate a good high. If you was high all the time you would medicate just to get well and not appreciate the high.

I would love to know the answer to this myself - trust me - but high is a relative state of mind.

You at 'my tits feel tingly high' will want to know how to stay 'my tits are one with venus herself high' all the time.

Edibles!

Do shrooms

You can’t.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE TRAIN CJJJJJ!!!!!

First bioshock! “Would you kindly...” :D

This ^^ absolutely the best ever imho

This. Fantastic game.

Monkey Island ftw

Lechucks revenge..

Yes!

Shenmue on the Sega Dreamcast, written directed and produced by Japanese genius Yu Suzuki. Beautiful and way ahead of it's time.
A teenth of Afghan black, Ericsson T18 on silent, while i roamed the streets of Japan. Those were the days!

Have you played the new Shenmue? Shenmue 3 I think? I played a load of the original on Dreamcast back in the day and bought the remastered version for PS4 that had 1&2 on it (wasn't as good as I remembered) intresting to know if 3 is any good.

Old School- I used to love the original Silent Hill on Playstation, thought that was a really clever game. Also MYST.

Silent hill for sure, was Syked for new one coming out with Kojima onboard but alas, it wasn’t to be

Loads of rumors about a reboot for the series but I'm not sure I even want it if Yamaoka isn't onboard. Kojima's take would've been interesting, though. Shame we never got more than a demo.

A new dead space or rebuffed one would be epic

I assume this is an old post but if you haven’t already check out The Callisto Protocol!!! From the creators of dead space, looks like top tier sci fi horror and is set for release at the end of 2022 (although will probably be delayed until next year, you know how these things go lol)

Yeah, it looks awesome

Bloody loved Silent Hill. Creepy AF. Used the machine's limitations really well by clouding the streets with an eerie fog. I still recall hearing the footsteps of those fucked-up things but not be able to see them. Remember the cut-away sequence when the nurse staggered towards you?

Liked witcher 3 storyline.

Bit like game of thrones, but mainly just addicted to gwent.

100% the witcher. Managed to get every gwent card aswell even when you could very easily miss a few card through wrong decisions.

a cultured bigga appreciates the classics

Wow! I totally forgot about LSL. I bloody loved all the Sierra adventure games when I was but a young lad.

Lol lol amazing. Blast from the past.

The last of us. For me nothing even comes close. Played it about 10 times through now.

For me Heavy Rain really stands out, also Shenmue 2 and LA Noir, all so far ahead of their time.

Did you ever get to play The Taxidermist dlc in Heavy Rain?

No sadly not, you? If so worth it?

Yeah, it's amazing. So atmospheric. Only problem was, it was supposed to be a two or three part dlc but the creator gave up on it after the first one so it never got finished. As far as I know he gave up on making video games after that. If you can get hold of the first part tho, I'd highly recommend it

Evil within or hitman, which is an ongoing plot over a number of years. Quantum break.

There are so many...

Witcher 3 has to be up there with the best along with all 3 bioshock games. Halo 1-3 & the latest god of war. Here hoping cyberpunk 2077 can join them too!

have you tried cyberpunk 2077 since the fixes? it surely belongs on this list

GTA

Metal Gear Solid on the PSone blew my mind, the other MGS got a bit preachy but the PSone version had everything, great game play, great stelf sections, good action sequences etc etc I still think about the bit where Psycho Mantis moves your controller, freaked me out.

GTA SA
I loved bringing big smoke down but was some years ago now.

DOOM 2016. Absolute masterpiece!

GTA 4, more recently Red Dead Redemption 2 and The Last of us was also pretty epic, I’m looking forward to part 2.

Bioshock 1 was drippingly beautiful and draws you in. Dark room, good thumping surround sound cranked up, roll a few fattys. Great replay capability with the good or bad decisions and the array of different weapons and potions. One of the finest pieces of electronic entertainment to this day, including films.
Noteables: Deus ex, last of us, elder scrolls,Halo 1.
Its when you play them as well i think. There are more advanced games now, better ai, graphics etc, but such a wow factor for me at the time when i was a fanatic.

Metro Exodus is pretty intense. I agree, Bioshock Infinite was pretty awesome. Saying that Bioshock 1+2 were pretty raw. Best plot ever, though? Has to be 'The Secret of Monkey Island 2'.

Like many others, 'last of us' will always stay in the mind and I'm eager to play no2.
So many others worthy of note, but I'm also big fan of Horizon on ps4, such an excellent story and characters and possibly my fave of this gen.

Honorable shout out to 'Days Gone' which never got the praise it deserved imo.

I started playing “Days gone” when it came out on free to play. I would’ve paid for it if I’d have known it was that good! I’m hooked and I never thought I would be.

Max Payne 2: Fall of Max Payne - I like that noiresque atmosphere, the music, the over the top melancholic atmosphere... It harmonised well with my mood back then...

What did you think of Max Payne 3?

Anything from the dragon quest series, elder scrolls oblivion. Dragon age origins.

This^ elder scrolls by far the most immersive games. Skyrim is over 10 years old and is still un matched, probably never will be. Well over 100 hours game play or unlimited hours if you don't bother with main quest lines.

GOLDENEYE on the old Nintendo 64 ;)

Shenmue 1 and 2. It was special.

Life Is Strange

It really shows how the slightest thing can completely change the reality you get stuck in

It makes you contemplate the cause and effect that lead to living in your current reality and how fragile everything we perceive is

Ain't played the game in years but I still fell so emotionally connected to it

Xenoblade Chronicles for me. I love good RPGs and this story was kinda unique and on top of that the Gameplay was really fun too. Sadly the follow up Games were kinda meh...

Borderlands is life

I mean... Mass effect. Always. Well, not Andromeda. Fuck Andromeda.

Well ME3 End was retarded...but up until then the Story was awesome.

The game I've enjoyed the most in many a year has been Dying Light, it's so well made.

Got to be final fantasy 9 I remember playing it as a 10 yr old and was super emotional lol

The last of us, for sure. What an emotional journey. Really looking forward to the next one coming out. Can’t wait to dive into that. Really nice to have summat to look forward to in these trying times. Much love.

Metal Gear Solid Series was excellent. Loved God of wars. First Bioshock was awesome. Assassins creed Odyssey was decent enough!

It got shit on constantly but I fucking LOVED Destiny 1 and 2. The story was meh, but the game itself ran so smoothly and in my opinion was one of the best FPS games to come out in years. I did stop playing a few months back though because I just had nothing left to do in it.

Story wise either Last of Us or God of War 5.

D1 and d2 played well but they would, its a bungie shooter. But they felt hollow which is a shame considering the hipe before 1. The lore is really good tho if you can peice it together. But it should be in the game more. D1 tied me over quite nicely between borderlands 2 and 3 lol and I met some awesome people playing it

The story in destiny is about to be blown open and I cant wait! Bring on september!

Literally just bought Shadowkeep like a week ago. Got my Titan to 965 so far. Now for the Warlock and Hunter lol. Forgot how much I enjoyed playing the game

Sleeping dogs, massively slept on. No pun intended.

Myst - never attempt it stoned!
Bioshock (obvs) but also Bioshock Infinite.
And Wolfenstein: The New Order.
Oh, and Ghouls'n'Ghosts....

I got hooked on the Sierra adventure games back in the early 90's. That led me on to the epic Broken Sword series by Revolution. Still worth checking out for its humour and storyline. Point and click has never been such fun.

I bring you the cure for mankind and you wanna play the pissy little brother?

probably PC rust tbh