Grabbed some samples to check the flavours out for you lovely people.
Post was quick and looked like usual deliveries, though my cheeky postie gives it “what do you do to get so many deliveries mate”!
Quick thinking apex hit him with “I’m an anal sex toy reviewer” he became invisible as he turned the same shade as his uniform and van.
Apex wins, flawless victory 😂
PUTIN
Smell of this is incredible, almost chocolate with a bit of Xmas curry and hash back notes.
Dark and resinous, ideal for a sausage joint I think.
First toke and it’s a winner for me, almost a savoury taste that’s smooth like an artisan coffee. Not apex’s instant and 2 sugars, that’s for sure 😂
Burning really well and as I checked its burn, got a whiff that tickled the nostalgia receptors.
Taking me back to the park days in the sun 😎
But no such relaxation for me, I gotta Chong this before Mrs apex rumbles me in the garage smoking and not hard at work.
FML 🤦♂️
Feeling suitable chilled and ready for the onslaught of a 3 year old as she demands donkey rides on my back…
Donkeys tired and might have to take an injury tbh 😂
3rd of the J left and still as smooth as the top, light chocolate notes with the spicy hashish flavour.
Not my usual galaxy though, more like the posh stuff with a bitter taste to it 🧐
Enjoying this too much, and just felt my eyes kind of warp and sink into my brain. 😬
Maybe it wasn’t a good idea to do this before the chores, but NEED to get content out and hope for growth on the Only fans. 😉
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Happy Saturday biggas
LEMON HAZE
Feeling like TheDazzler on a Sunday morning, I shudder reading the lemon namesake as if it’s the final choice of fruit pastel colour.
However, still baked from last night I prod all my hash looking for the lowest effort to assemble. 😂
Smells quit faint on this one, light hashy floral note to me.
Consistency between crumbly sand and sausage material, looking for the easy option I just crumble some fat boulders in a J.
Sparking her up she’s not as prominent as the choc spice putin, but going down a bit easier. Could be early morning lungs vs the weakened state of end of afternoon 😂
Smooth and goes down well with coffee, and considering the boulders I chucked in with my eyes still stuck together, burning well.
Although I’m not getting a mouth full of flavour, it’s a nice relaxing smoke and feeling quite tranquil at 8am listening to some crow squark like I’m idling in resident evil.
Can’t taste lemon you haters 😂 but then again I rarely do, to me it’s always more citrus blends (think grapefruit) with weeds I Chong that claim lemon.
Had to lick the joint once but putting that down to my lazy efforts I think.
Nice resin ring following the joint down to the end, and unlike many hashes the smoke it still barely noticeable!
If you like a lighter mouth feel, then take this over the putin as that was thick and hashy with that posh choc spice!
Dad duties call biggas
BELDAR
I hear the name of this one being read out by Gandalf for some reason 😂
Smell is the most muted so far, and the most typical hash smell.
I found this one the hardest to work with for a joint, didn’t wanna crumble or sausage. So went for a sausage crumble 😂
Got a big throat hit of hash on this one, toked big and almost choked, it was a monster bong like toke though 😜
Very light on the terp flavour for me this one, which is better than tasting like crap I suppose 😜.
This is what I call a delicate hash, could probably smoke through the day and not be too blazed (he says before having to do chores).
Famous last words, I bet. before Mrs apex finds me vegging on the sofa.
Ok I played 1 game of dota, stoned then felt ok to smoke again 😂
Think it would accompany an afternoon drink very well 👌
CASA
This one is your greggs sausage roller right here.
Very reminiscent of some decent squidgy black( though we called it all that if malleable tbh) I got when good friends with dealer / importer back in the day 🤤
Got my fat sausages rolling a sausage of good girth to accompany the devils baccy. Still failing to quit or even cut down tbh.
I blame Mrs apex, miserable old cow.
Best one for a cuppa tea combo, I tried them all. 😂
Putin for coffee 👌
Sausage burning nice and even with a little glowing point at the tip.
Was gonna write this one off, but has nicely chilled me after a demon child bath time.
No distinguishing flavours for me other than smooth squidgy hash 🤷♂️
If you made at this far have a great end / start to next week people 🤜❤️
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