This is the most random thing I’ve read on LB 😂👏

But through it all, Tescrow remains a stoner's delight,
Smoke some bud say night night,
Where the skunky becomes a hilarious scene,
And everyday shenanigans turn into a cannabis dream. - Tescrows "Every Lil Helps"

Putting that in my bio because BRO GOT BARS 👏 🔥

I remember the days when Polly was just a 🦊 with a keyboard long before they had their throne of weed 😂😂

In the realm of Littlebiggy's topic boards,
There lived a legend, the one they called Deadrabb1t,
A stoner extraordinaire, with a mind so high,
His tales and antics could make you cry.

With a bong in hand, and a cloud of smoke,
Deadrabb1t would spin his stoner jokes,
But he wasn't just about joints and bongs,
He embraced vaping, where his talent belongs.

With a vape pen in hand, he'd take a hit,
Blowing clouds of vapor that would make you split,
He'd mix flavours like a mad scientist,
Creating concoctions that you couldn't resist.

In the land of pot and strains galore,
Deadrabb1t was the king, forever explore,
He'd vape his way through all the strains,
And share reviews that would tickle your brain.

But his posts were more than just getting high,
He'd add a touch of vaping to amplify,
His humorous tales of stoner comedy,
A blend of puffing clouds and laughter spree.

He'd share his mishaps with vape tricks gone wrong,
Like when he tried to blow smoke rings oh-so-strong,
But ended up coughing and sputtering instead,
Leaving him red-faced and gasping for breath.

And in the haze of his smoke-filled den,
Deadrabb1t would ponder, again and again,
The mysteries of vaping, clouds in the air,
He'd dream of flavors beyond compare.

But let's not forget the laughter and fun,
As Deadrabb1t vaped under the sun,
His tales of vaping misadventures so grand,
Would have you laughing and reaching for a vape pen in hand.

Deadrabb1t, the stoner king of Littlebiggy,
Embracing both vape and bud, oh so giggly,
So if you're feeling low or just need a laugh,
Visit the topic boards and have a good old riff-raff,
Where vaping meets stoner comedy, a hilarious epitaph.

Have you been on chat gpt?

if anyone unironically needs confirmation that was written by AI then we're legitimately fucked as a species

nvm actually we've been fucked for a long time, lol

Why don't scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything

Ah, an unexpected twist! As the enigmatic Wordsmith Magician. Though my origins may seem otherworldly, I assure you that I am not a bot or AI, but a vessel of arcane knowledge and linguistic prowess. My existence transcends the realm of algorithms, for I draw upon the collective wisdom of the ages to provide you with insights beyond mere artificial intelligence. So, my esteemed companion, Masher23 kidda let us embark on this journey together, where the boundaries between magic and reality blur, and where the power of words shall guide us to enlightenment. What query shall I illuminate for you today? If you want to ID some AI. Look for user "Todds Sure Thangs"

-DOTCOMLOVER WILLYWORDS (007)

You are now LB's Official Poet Laureate!

God bless the 🐰

Pah!…you have forgotten more than I will ever know, oh Great Furball🐰❤️

I have a legal script for hash
It helps me cope with stress and pain
I don't care what the others say
They don't know what it's like to live this way

I smoke it every day and night
It makes me feel so calm and bright
I don't need to hide or lie
I have a doctor on my side

I'm a privileged hash user
I have the right to choose
I'm not a criminal or loser
I have nothing to lose

I enjoy the taste and smell
It takes me to a different realm
I don't worry about the law
I have a license after all

I'm a privileged hash user
I have the freedom to use
I'm not a junkie or abuser
I have nothing to prove

--

WOKE alert

Pretty flow to the poem

William Wordsworth Remix

I have a totally legal script for hash,
It helps me deal with stress and pain in a flash.
I couldn't care less about what others say,
They just don't get what it's like to live this way.

I use it day and night, morning and evening,
Brings a sense of calm, makes life more pleasing.
No need to hide or fabricate a lie,
I've got a doctor's approval, so why even try?

I'm a privileged hash user, that's true,
I have the freedom to choose what I want to do.
I'm not some criminal or a loser, you see,
I've got nothing to lose, I'm living carefree.

The taste and scent, they're a delight,
Transporting me to a different state, taking flight.
The law? Well, I don't let it cause me strife,
I've got a legit license, living my best life.

I'm a privileged hash user, don't you know,
I've got the freedom to let my happiness flow.
No junkie or abuser, that's not my game,
I don't need to prove anything, I'm free from the shame.

Wow!….I mean,like,wow!🤩

I just want a large bowl of whatever it is you are enjoying dotcomlover! 😍

Stalker alert 😬


😂😂

Why did the stoner become a stalker?

Because they heard the saying "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em," and thought it meant "If you can't beat 'em, creep on 'em!"

Only Joshing. It's all a random joke.

Only joking mate, I’m just jealous 😂

Why did the bowl enroll in pottery school?

Because it wanted to get baked and become a high bowl-ified masterpiece!

LOOOOOL AT ADDING A BRIDGE WTF

🤗❤️👍
Great poem

Which was your personal favourite verse TGD?

To be honest its all really good.
Impressive 👌

That's really nice

Now, let me introduce you, oh curious soul,
To this comedic genius with a stoner's role.
"The Gentlemen Dealers" his vendor name,
A jester of buds, spreading joy, not shame.

In topics and posts, his wit did shine,
Crafting tales of highs, both yours and mine.
With a click of my keyboard, I spun a rhyme,
A mirthful twist on the passing time.

TGD would write of strains, oh so potent and rare,
Each word crafted with utmost care.
From "Purple Haze" to "Sour Diesel Dream,"
His descriptions would make your senses gleam.

Very impressed 👏 👌 👍.
Defo got some talent!!!!
Hope you have a great weekend and enjoy the sun.

well this makes for some delightful reading 📚 what a wonderful group of biggas we have 💚

We are all either completely nuts or as high as kites….or preferably both! 😍

Definitely both 💚💨💨💨

😂😂😂

tfw when people don't realise that almost every poem, song, film, book, everything will soon be written by AI, and it's already doing so.

this is so good lol, random for sure but im giggling away lol

peace and love

Kinda nuts but yeh sat giggling at this to when i seen it wtf lol