Varsågod

Absolutely mental film.

This is one of the creepiest films I’ve seen!

Threads - 1984. Hard hitting depiction of what would happen if the Russians were to Nuke the United Kingdom. Great film for a Sunday afternoon with the kids.

Edit: Here’s my list of standout horrors/shocking films iv seen thus far, any recommendations please let me know. Enjoy!

Threads / Ben Whitly - 1984
Kill List - Ben Wheatley - 2011
Martyrs - Pascal Laugier - 2008
28 Days Later - Danny Boyle - 2002
Sinister - Scott Derrickson - 2012
Audition - Takashi Miike - 1999 (50/50)
Wolf Creek - Greg McLean - 2005
Grave Encounters - Vicious Brothers - 2011
Cannibal Holocaust - Ruggero Deodato - 1980
Eden Lake - James Watkins - 2008
The Descent - Neil Marshall - 2005
The Platform - Galder Gaztelu-Urrutia - 2019
Anti Christ - Lars Von Trier - 2009
Rec - Jaume Balaguero & Paco Plaza - 2007
I Stand Alone - Gaspar Noe - 1998
Saw - James Wan - 2004
Bone Tomahawk - S. Craig Zahler - 2015
Hereditary - Ari Aster - 2018
Train To Busan - Sang-ho Yeon - 2016
The Road - John Hillcoat - 2009
Adam & Paul - Lenny Abrahamson - 2004
The Strangers - Bryan Bertino - 2008
The Witch - Robert Eggers - 2015
Dawn Of The Dead - Zack Snyder - 2004
Dog Soldiers - Neil Marshall - 2002
The Ritual - David Bruckner - 2017
Hostel - Eli Roth - 2005
7 Days - Daniel Grou - 2010
The Shining - Stanley Kubrick - 1980
The Blair Witch Project -
Insidious - James Wan - 2011
I Spit On Your Grave - Steven R Monroe - 2006
La Horde - Yannick Dahan - 2009
Kids - Larry Clark - 1995
Wilderness - M.J Bassett - 2006
The Ring - Hideo Nakata - 1998
The Experiment - Paul T. Scheuring - 2010
Texas Chainsaw Massacre - Tobe Hooper - 1974
VHS & VHS2 - Multiple - 2012/2013
Descent into Darkness -
Midsummer - Ari Aster - 2019
Requiem For A Dream - Darren Aronofsky - 2001
Salo - Pier Paolo Pasolini - 1975
Irreversible - Gaspar Noe - 2002
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Nice list :)

If you are into Asian Extreme then there is also

Ichi the Killer
The Chaser
I Saw The Devil
Mother (2009)
The Wailing
Thirst (2009, not really extreme but I like it)
Memories of Murder
A tale of 2 sisters (though that freaks me out more than martyrs for some reason and just confused me, I should try watching it again)

I really like the Brazilan film Bacurau

For nihilist stuff like kill list there is also Traders (2015), Barry Keoghan has always unnerved me since.

Nice one bro. Traders sounds interesting I’ll check it out 👍

this is a clip from mr designer, a soviet film about building immortality with wax mannequins.

...I gave him life

Re-animator second one is very good film

Midsommar is amazing, but even better in my opinion is "Hereditary" by the same creator. My favorite to date, and I've watched hundreds of horror films.

For sure….Hereditary has to be one of the best films

Does any other "older" bigga here find it hard to be scared by films now? I used to love a good chiller back in the day. Now I'm 67, have access to the whole wonders of cable and the web, but any supposed "horror" I watch leaves me cold. Not trying to sound "old and wise" believe me, but every movie in that category I end up feeling "meh".

At 52 I thought I’d seen it all, not been scared for a long long time but then I saw Martyrs and whilst it didn’t scare me like Halloween did when I was much younger, it’s such a visceral experience that it’s become one of my favourite movies. Just don’t make the mistake of watching the US remake, it’s shit.

Never heard of Martyrs so just looked it up. Jeez that sounds heavy and dark! Will check it out some time. 👍

feel the same way at 28

Nocturnal animals messed my head up more than any horror has done in a while. A lot of horror I like has to be more based on an interesting premise like martyrs, though a lot of horror made is targeted for PG-13 as that can command a box office so the films are more gore based but lack the total brain fuck.

It depends what you want from horror and also you possibly need to empathize with the victims. The American version of the ring I decided I was on the side of Samara so I turned it off. I like the Japanese version as it has a sombre ambience. Jump scares get very tiring very quickly and tune me out, though some only like jump scares as it is more popcorn.

You have to say what types of films you used to enjoy. If you want nasty I would put funny games above martyrs as martyrs actually has a reason. Funny games is just pure sadism. Martyrs I put off for a long while, I really enjoyed it when I watched it as the premise is very bizarre.

The Ritual was pretty enjoyable.

The thing 1982 👌 one carpenters finest no cgi nonsense my favorite

American Werewolf in London watched it when I was 6 and scared the shit out of me for weeks, love it now prob best horror ever.

The Human Centipede 1 and 2 - one of some fup movies :)) watch it high

Yeah mate grim to the bone lol

here's some good ones that you might not have heard of all are amazing and worth a watch, you wouldn't be disappointed.

Apocalypto, would you rather, hostel series, saw series, also depends on what sort of horror you like but apocalypto is the best out of them all.

Mate I love the hostel series! Saw is a bit too much xD

I will have a watch of apocalypto, thanks for the recommendation :)

let me know what you think It's old but one of the best films I've ever seen. It's subtitled if you can get over that but its the movie itself that hooks you not much talking in it.

It's a mel gibson one too.

Yeah I will do man, I don’t mind subtitles… I once watched the entire Squid Game series in Korean with subtitles before I found out there was an English dubbed version🤦‍♂️🤣

Cheers

Martyrs

The conjuring series

Martyrs is by far the most disturbing film I’ve ever seen. It is so dark and fucked up.

Zombie Flesh Eaters (Lucio Fulci)

hereditary

Smile new movie came out recently, very good one really creepy .

Not so much a movie, but the last series of Black Mirror saw a slight deviation in its final episode, rebranding as Red Mirror, a full on horror focused strand.

Demon 79, its debut offering is an absolute blast, up there with some of the best Black Mirror episodes.

Well worth checking out.

"They Live"

Trying to make suggestion but get a warning each time

The devil inside

I exclusively watch horror movies all through October. My standards for horror movies are different than other genre's. Show me something a little bit different and I'll consider it worth the watch.

I try and watch a mixture of new and old stuff throughout the month. So far there has been a clear winner in terms of what I've thought about most after watching.

Talk to me (2022)

I watched about 40 seconds of a 2minute trailer and decided ok I'm in and wouldn't advise knowing any more than that coming in. Now the movie didn't scare me in any way but it did have an incredibly visceral reaction on me to the point of having to look away several times and literally dreading what was coming next. As someone who doesn't think of themselves as squimish in the slightest I can't think the last time a movie did that to me.

Also I found out watching that the guys started out as Youtubers who I actually watched a bunch of their stuff back in the day. Which was really surprising because it does feel like a really confident movie and the chemistry/dialogue between characters is actually way better than a lot of big budget movies.

Hostel or paranormal activity are a couple of my favs.
Although im a bit of a woosy when it comes to watching any horror lol

There's a Turkish horror movie called Baskin which has some of the most messed up scenes I've watched. It's pretty slow to get going but when the fun starts, it goes crazy very quickly.

As above so below x

Love old school 80s slashers and for me the absolute cream of the crop is Friday the 13th part 4 : The Final Chapter.

Genuinely engaging and sympathetic characters, a brilliantly entertaining Corey Feldman and the best final girl chase sequence in horror movie history :)

I would be careful if im being honest biggas! The last two sessions of strikes I've had orders with special delivery and I could see on the tracking that nothing happened during the strike days, literally happened these last 2 days aswell so although they say they deliver as many special deliveries as they can unfortunately in reality its not very many. It's very annoying to pay an extra £10 or so deliberately to avoid the strikes only to have to wait 4 days for your bud lol and you can't be mad at the vendor cause its not their fault either its just an unfortunate reality of the strikes. Im not even mad at the strikers im just saying the best thing to do is keep updated on the strikes and try to keep stocked up for the relevant days. Good luck biggas stay high!

I did try to keep updated. Ordered on the 29th and suddenly they announced they would strike on the 30th and 1st.

When I was trying to order before the 13th. Utter joke imo.

At this point I'd be happy if Amazon created Amazon Mail.

😳 I’ve delivered on strike days and never had any delays when using special delivery 😭 but I DEFINITELY agree that all biggas should stay up to date on the strike days:

Thursday 13 October 2022
Thursday 20 October 2022
Tuesday 25 October 2022
Monday 28 November 2022

Is there More after 28november 2022

It probably depends on where its posted and where its delivered. I had a special delivery land on friday (postie moaning that it was the only post he had for the whole village!), so would agree with the OP but obviously could be different in different areas.

Thank you ! 😊
And so far out of nearly 100 orders there have only been 3 delays 🥺 but I cannot guarantee next day delivery 100% because of Royal Mail strikes 😭

Do you offer any other options other than NDD? If not, why not? I don’t necessarily need NDD and it would be nice to have an option that isn’t. A lot of vendors don’t use NDD and I don’t really like having to pay extra for a service I don’t want.
Also, NDD is gonna put strain on an already overloaded service. How about offering free delivery at second class. Any thoughts?

Can't speak for this vendors reasoning but mainly it's due to the tracking.

Sending second class has no way of telling if the pack arrives. In a dispute the vendor will always lose out. No way to tell if it was truly sent or truly arrived.

Hi Strainsburys, it sounds to us like you are just putting more kerosene on the fire because if they don't get their items within that time frame it's highly likely the Biggas's are going to get even pissed when even though they paid for the special it's still caught up in the picket fence.

Why not have an alternative? another option for Biggas a competitor who has geared up and has seen the opportunity in front of them and has tested the alternative and realizes in this modern world it is possible for a private courier company to deliver in 1 day its just having the operation that is capable of pulling it off.

Also who's to say that the bizzies don't take this as an opportunity to send in the dogs while all post is just sitting in the sorting rooms over those days?

That's my take on it and hope the specials get through :)

I personally wish vendors would consider using different delivery services. Royal Mail is a complete joke right now and will continue to be for months to come.

if RM got their shit together, they'd probably address the whole drug thing. Keep it fucked!

Yes defo agree.
We only do special delivery and some days they don't make it the next day.
Royal mail are all over the place at the moment.

Love all your efforts to get product delivered GT, but in answer to your question:

“ Also who's to say that the bizzies don't take this as an opportunity to send in the dogs while all post is just sitting in the sorting rooms over those days?”

Er…literally everyone (whose weed induced paranoia hasn’t hit record levels?)😂😂

From working at multiple RM delivery offices I can tell you the dogs/police are only incredibly rarely there and usually only if they have been called for a suspect package. Even then the rigmarole of actually getting it opened etc. is ridiculous (unless it's honking of weed). Warrants need to be obtained etc.

I've worked for DPD, FedEx and Yodel and they don't have any such qualms in opening packages. No warrant is needed, the goods are signed into the deliveries companies possession when sent. I'd definitely only use a private courier if there was literally no other option, even then I'd probably just go to the streets.

A hit from a dog also isn't enough to have it opened. Its only enough for further evaluation. It will be x-rayed. A hole will be poked in it and a drug swab will be wiped inside. Even then, if its just small amounts it will probably just go in the bin and written up in the procedural notebook.

Thanks Polly and yes it makes it all sound more exciting lol

The real reason to the strikes is cause our government doesn't have the money to pay over 100,000 workers a few weeks leave money until they fix up the train tracks. So instead of paying all these workers leave they instead let the unions have their strikes. The outcome from all of it will be postal workers will not get wat they want as in pay rises. This is where our government is pushing for automanous systems.

Thank you strainburys I get paid on the day of the strike I shall put my order in with you ha

DPD

Postmen don't operate in my area on strike days.
And 20 years of me delivering parcels for all the big companies says it could be iffy sending stuff by courier, but not impossible.
Patience and ordering well in advance is key ;)

—— UPDATE ——
For the first time ever, I’ve had 3 special deliveries not be delivered yet 😭😭 the delays are starting already 💔 get ready for painful month of strikes 😭😭

Take over ?

Take over what mate?

It says above that you aim to take over ?

Hey man, I conceal the item within another item. Success rate so far is 100%, I have delivered to the US, Middle East and all over Europe. However, nothing is ever 100% but I offer a discount with reship if in a rare case your pacage is seized or lost.

Hey bro, you ship to Spain?

Hi Milo, we ship internationally with discreet packaging to bypass customs! Feel free to check out our current stock, always of top quality!

Will be ordering some of that bitcoin stamp, to the moon! How long for the package to land to Spain?

Glad to hear it, I'd estimate up to 2 days. Will send via first class with tracking.

Good way to start things moving, good luck

Appreciate it man 👊 trying our best!

I've decided to risk it and ordered a tester of each. Fingers crossed! Ended up having to pay shipping but as long as it arrives that isn't an issue

Hey man, appreciate you placing your order! Already stealth packaged your order. Will send you the tracking number in a PM once I have dispatched it!

Hi, yes we do :) I can add express shipping at an extra cost as it's an international order with discrete packaging to bypass customers

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Fuck it I’ll take a punt on pound cake

At that price anyway 👌

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