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+1 votes
use three words to describe little biggy
Yessiah
My postman is obviously a stoner, just the way he carries the back all slung back on his shoulder gives it away but he also looks like Wayne (or Garth I can't remember which one is which). I keep thinking I should offer him a bowl of the good shit but he delivers so much weed to me I think I'd be putting him in a bad position.
You got me.
Relax in piece - RIP
Happily ever after.
Home sweet home.
Sunshine at night.
Just 3 words?!
Relax in piece - RIP
Happily ever after.
Home sweet home.
Sunshine at night.
Just 3 words?!
Lol that's poss the best 3 words. Esp goin by the shit that appears in my area as "weed". And the wannabes selling it
Layer of consciousness
Each of the competitors has emotional limbic partners
A light wavwyin accord
Does it matter what substrate
Each of the competitors has emotional limbic partners
A light wavwyin accord
Does it matter what substrate
Would be interesting to see where the locations of all of these are on WhatThreeWords!
Fake weed forum....... bring back the old suppliers. Suppliers these days are all crooks.... firstly they get bulk of weed then put it in a tumbler and shake it to take the crystals off the bud so they can make there pillen and dope then the weed gets sprayed with terps to give the buds a flavour again. This is why the dope is dearer than the weed... absolute scams going on here. People need to wake up and start refusing this poison on here these days. There is a handful of sellers that are legit but 95% on here is selling fake thc grass... all its doing is making people sick
2 posts
+5 votes
Who ready for ice water hash
You can certainly dab it the terps are immaculate on the Z these are fire. Melon ball is a personal highlight
+ 2 more
Who ready for ice water hash
Ready for your consumption when we back online.
4 strains of cold cured ice water hash. Some call it 6*. Some call it piatella. All we know is it's fire.
4 strains of cold cured ice water hash. Some call it 6*. Some call it piatella. All we know is it's fire.
I am, but I'm a relatively new account with only 2 buys on the site so far so I'll just stare and try not to drool too much 🤤😂
You can certainly dab it the terps are immaculate on the Z these are fire. Melon ball is a personal highlight
You smoked these?
Yup melon ball was insanely good (only one I've sampled). Dochazed ones look even better.
Yup melon ball was insanely good (only one I've sampled). Dochazed ones look even better.
Yessir I’ve had privvy to all 4 delightful jars only dabbed the melon and zkittles though. They’re spenny but fuck man they’re truly special I’m debating on dipping back in for one of the last few 😅 Whoever purchases some of these take some time out of your day to really enjoy it 🧡
You should be able to. That's what we expect from the product. (Don't have the means to test here)
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+2 votes
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LChapman
Edible recommendations
Northern Organics brownies are back in stock I can’t recommend those enough get 6 of the buggers
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LChapman
Edible recommendations
Hello all,
Recently started getting into edibles after 10+ years of almost exclusively smoking flower. But there are what feels like hundreds of options on here! So just after some recommendations of people’s favourite edibles they have tried on here so I can narrow my options down.
Not just chasing strength but let’s be honest I would enjoy the option to be a dribbling mess if it’s been a long day.
Thanks in advance all!
Recently started getting into edibles after 10+ years of almost exclusively smoking flower. But there are what feels like hundreds of options on here! So just after some recommendations of people’s favourite edibles they have tried on here so I can narrow my options down.
Not just chasing strength but let’s be honest I would enjoy the option to be a dribbling mess if it’s been a long day.
Thanks in advance all!
Hey dude,
We have a few edible options on offer at the moment, these include:
Chocolate bars
Gummies
Candy drops, which are fruit flavoured sweets made using a drop roller. Currently we have mixed fruit flavours, rhubarb and custard and pear drops.
Cola cubes, cola drops.
Pineapple chunks, pineapple drops.
Campino style sweets that come in 3 flavours: Strawberrys and cream, apple crumble and custard and peaches and cream.
Lollipops: 6 different fruit flavours, treacle toffee and creamy toffee. The cherry cola one is a personal favourite of mine right now.
Toffee bars: Treacle toffee and creamy toffee.
Hot chocolate sachets.
Angel Delight: Banana, strawberry, chocolate and butterscotch.
I could also whip up some THC powder, which can be added to myriad products, if that's what you fancy.
The hard candy items have been made by professionals using industry standard equipment.
All items listed have been infused with shatter.
MJC
We have a few edible options on offer at the moment, these include:
Chocolate bars
Gummies
Candy drops, which are fruit flavoured sweets made using a drop roller. Currently we have mixed fruit flavours, rhubarb and custard and pear drops.
Cola cubes, cola drops.
Pineapple chunks, pineapple drops.
Campino style sweets that come in 3 flavours: Strawberrys and cream, apple crumble and custard and peaches and cream.
Lollipops: 6 different fruit flavours, treacle toffee and creamy toffee. The cherry cola one is a personal favourite of mine right now.
Toffee bars: Treacle toffee and creamy toffee.
Hot chocolate sachets.
Angel Delight: Banana, strawberry, chocolate and butterscotch.
I could also whip up some THC powder, which can be added to myriad products, if that's what you fancy.
The hard candy items have been made by professionals using industry standard equipment.
All items listed have been infused with shatter.
MJC
Massive selection! Love the sound of the hard candies have an imagine of that classic green tin everyone’s nan had growing up.
Thanks for the effort putting this together for me will have a look, much appreciated 👍
Thanks for the effort putting this together for me will have a look, much appreciated 👍
It's no effort at all and its my pleasure!!
Yeah man, those travel sweets were always knocking about 😅
Yeah man, those travel sweets were always knocking about 😅
I dont usually get much from edibles but i recently bought some delta 9 distilate and that was really effective as an edible. Cheap too.
BaldEagleBakery here:
Wider selection of edibles, also has some drinks
Wider selection of edibles, also has some drinks
SOTL has some full spectrum gummies / canna-caps on sale with NDD, here’s a link
Have had them since they were originally skulls, can’t go wrong with em imo
Have had them since they were originally skulls, can’t go wrong with em imo
The D9 oil is pretty cheap, just put D9 into the keyword search.👍 I normally melt 3 bars of chocolate down and put 1ml in the melted choc then fire it in 3 silicone molds off amazon for 5er lol does the damage and sometimes make 2 bars with 1 to 2ml 😅😑🤤😴
Hi
Dr distillate has a great selection, recommend the 30mg gumming and the new full spectrum ones. The big bears have to be eaten in stages😂
I really enjoy my edibles now and you can also get d9 syringes to make your own edibles. I haven't done that yet, but someday🤞
Dr distillate has a great selection, recommend the 30mg gumming and the new full spectrum ones. The big bears have to be eaten in stages😂
I really enjoy my edibles now and you can also get d9 syringes to make your own edibles. I haven't done that yet, but someday🤞
Hi there Chapman ,at the moment we have many quality edibles on sale all 200mg packs for the promotional price of $20 including NDD.
We have a variety of strengths per edible and all made from top quality shatter ;)
Peace
YNM
We have a variety of strengths per edible and all made from top quality shatter ;)
Peace
YNM
Hello mate, RDR has some nice Full Extract Gummies, really nice relaxing and mellow effects, he also sells the FECO and RSO by the syringe👊🏻
Northern Organics brownies are back in stock I can’t recommend those enough get 6 of the buggers
Thanks dude, from my own search before posting it’s currently between these and the sour gummy’s from gassed so appreciate the post 👍
I've got a sample sale on at the moment for my RSO Gummies mate. Free NDD too. Ends tomorrow night.
The Dr Distillate gummies 30mg are great , they actually seem a little stronger , he has very good prices too
Hello LChapman
Please consider taking a look at our menu. We have a range of Edibles for grabs. They are all competitively priced and feedback is also available to see.
We will also be doubling the dosage of our Sweets and Cereal Bars very soon, so please keep an eye peeled for that if you're interested.
MM 💚
Please consider taking a look at our menu. We have a range of Edibles for grabs. They are all competitively priced and feedback is also available to see.
We will also be doubling the dosage of our Sweets and Cereal Bars very soon, so please keep an eye peeled for that if you're interested.
MM 💚
2 posts
+5 votes
Hash holes by the king
Had to grab a couple while they’re here phwoaaar
+ 2 more
Hash holes by the king
Some of the best pre-rolls around. Created by Donut King. These pre-rolls are hand-rolled with 1.5g premium flower which encases 0.5g of nug budder. The joint is capped off with a glass tip for a better overall experience.
5 different flavours available. Fresh batch just released.
5 different flavours available. Fresh batch just released.
So, how would one choose from these potentially delightful things that cost not much less than an oz of hash cost me, back in the day?
Rux first of all these will be banging but not one for straight after work it’s one for a whole evening, I was lucky enough to get one from KIG it was lush and even after a night on the bag got me stoned and still had some left for the following day, or a long road trip 🤤
Order placed. To be honest I was looking at it as an 'event' smoke, like getting a particularly fine bottle of wine above what you'd usually go for, not as just a random smoke, so with your experience that sounds like a perfect night to me. Maybe I also need a fine bottle of wine?
Exactly! How do we even choose?! I haven't watched Drew smoking donuts, getting my appetite whetted...
Showed the selection on offer to my mate, and he said that he felt like 'anything prosaically named Z41 has to be bomb'. So, that and your recommendation swayed my order.
If you're seeking flavour, I'd pick the one with the strain of extract which appeals most to you. That's not to say the flower doesn't come full of terps, just the rosin can be a flavour bomb.
They're all gonna hit hard.
They're all gonna hit hard.
Have you smoked these before? Presumably so if you've ordered a couple? Do you have any advice? Is there a technique? I understand the basic keep the one end lit and suck on the other principle...
Haha
Its the same as any other joint. The extract is somewhere in the middle, it'll smoke normally till you get to it. When it hits the extract, smoke production and taste will increase. The beauty of hash holes is you can see the extract in the middle. Sight to behold when you're buzzing and the extract is swirling as it melts.
Pace yourself and enjoy
Its the same as any other joint. The extract is somewhere in the middle, it'll smoke normally till you get to it. When it hits the extract, smoke production and taste will increase. The beauty of hash holes is you can see the extract in the middle. Sight to behold when you're buzzing and the extract is swirling as it melts.
Pace yourself and enjoy
Pace yourself... Remember telling me you didn't know how I did it when I was regularly waking and baking with your Blue Dream hash months ago? The market's changed, and I'm resigned to this delightful future.
No my dude unfortunately they aren’t in my hands yet next week will bear fruit no doubt. I had to swipe 2 you can’t expect a man to walk away when such a smorgasbord of flavour lay before us
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+4 votes
Tremendous
started topic
Tremendous
I’m afraid of this being sold out before next payday. I feel like Eddie Munster when I smoke the CP
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+1 votes
XMAS CUT OFFS :) and 28G GIVEAWAY
Merry Christmas ya filthy animals, sign me up jah x
XMAS CUT OFFS :) and 28G GIVEAWAY
Hey guys, just some info on our XMAS posting dates.
Even with RM being a shambles, we are wroking through XMAS.
We will be posting the following dates;
21/12
23/12
29/12
30/12
Then we are back 04/01/2023
We will be taking orders throughout this period.
We just ask you all to be patient as this time of the year deliveires do get delayed.
Now to the good part, we will be doing a 28G giveaway to 1 lucky person.
Like and Comment on this post and we will assign you with a number,
Only 1 number per person!
We will then use a random number generator to pick, and post the photo on here with a time stamp.
Winner will be chosen on 22/12
We wish you all a fantastic XMAS and a fantastic new year.
LOTS OF LOVE
TGT X :)
Even with RM being a shambles, we are wroking through XMAS.
We will be posting the following dates;
21/12
23/12
29/12
30/12
Then we are back 04/01/2023
We will be taking orders throughout this period.
We just ask you all to be patient as this time of the year deliveires do get delayed.
Now to the good part, we will be doing a 28G giveaway to 1 lucky person.
Like and Comment on this post and we will assign you with a number,
Only 1 number per person!
We will then use a random number generator to pick, and post the photo on here with a time stamp.
Winner will be chosen on 22/12
We wish you all a fantastic XMAS and a fantastic new year.
LOTS OF LOVE
TGT X :)
Wow! 😵💫….that is just outrageous 🤩….what a buzz and on Xmas Eve too🎅….I genuinely never win anything normally🤷♂️
Congrats to Sam508 (14g) and TheDazzler(7g) as I will be honouring all side bets!😂😢😂
Million thanks TGT, this must be the most popular promo uptake of the year!
HAPPY XMAS ONE AND ALL!! 🎅💥🎅
Congrats to Sam508 (14g) and TheDazzler(7g) as I will be honouring all side bets!😂😢😂
Million thanks TGT, this must be the most popular promo uptake of the year!
HAPPY XMAS ONE AND ALL!! 🎅💥🎅
Congrats pollypuff20 a worthy winner Indeed!! Merry Xmas... your defo having a good new year 🤣🤣🍁🍁🎅🎅
Has it fuck 😭
I’m smoking the dust off the last Druids matw.
That was supposed to be my Xmas stash 🤣
I’m smoking the dust off the last Druids matw.
That was supposed to be my Xmas stash 🤣
😂 ahh, if only twas true 😅 Although we did both just win on the Druids poetry comp..😉
We can do a swap when we get the numbers if you want 😂. Wait… now Im paranoid my number is the winning one and now I’ve given it to you. Ahhhhhhhh….. maybe we don’t swap…. But now I’m thinking maybe you have the winning one….. ahhhhh brain over load 🤯😂😵💫🙃✌️💚
We can do a swap when we get the numbers if you want 😂. Wait… now Im paranoid my number is the winning one and now I’ve given it to you. Ahhhhhhhh….. maybe we don’t swap…. But now I’m thinking maybe you have the winning one….. ahhhhh brain over load 🤯😂😵💫🙃✌️💚
Easy mate, swap numbers and if either of us win we split it 14g each. 2 x chances of winning right there!😻🥂
Sounds like a good deal to me Mrs 🦊 👍
When our powers combine… we will summon Captain Planet!! 💪 🦸 I mean….. win a comp 🥳😂💚🎁
When our powers combine… we will summon Captain Planet!! 💪 🦸 I mean….. win a comp 🥳😂💚🎁
Now the question is who is who ???? Lol 😆
I found a comp I did not enter 🤦♂️ I’m losing touch ha ha ha
I found a comp I did not enter 🤦♂️ I’m losing touch ha ha ha
24/12 1pm….
Anybody know who won?….I can’t see it it anywhere 😵💫
Congrats to whoever it was and Merry Xmas Biggas!🎅🎅
Anybody know who won?….I can’t see it it anywhere 😵💫
Congrats to whoever it was and Merry Xmas Biggas!🎅🎅
NO MORE ENTRIES GUYS !
We have 175 numbers, 23/12.
We will be announing the winner on this post today.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED :)
We have 175 numbers, 23/12.
We will be announing the winner on this post today.
KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED :)
Happy new year to you all :)
We are suspended from the wall atm, but we are still active, so please do find us and place your orders as normal.
If you see this message show us some love :)
We are suspended from the wall atm, but we are still active, so please do find us and place your orders as normal.
If you see this message show us some love :)
That sounds rather nice thank you and very much in the spirit of Christmas. Wishing you and all on here seasons greetings and a happy new year.
hands down the best vendors on this site!! never seen any others do competitions and freebies the way u guys do!
Ill grab a number please, thanks GreenTeam. Looking forward to trying your items in the new year. :-)
Always worth a shot merry Xmas to one and all on the lb forum and a happy new year.
Count me in if not to late
Count me in if not to late
Merry Christmas, hope I'm not too late to join the fun. Hope everyone has a green Christmas 🌲 💚
Merry Xmas , thank you for all the goods ( the lemon haze hash is my favourite on here!) and will certainly get some more next year!
Just received my first order from you guys and cant fault it, lovely stuff :D
Would be stoked to win an xmas Oz!
Count me in!
Would be stoked to win an xmas Oz!
Count me in!
Sweet giveaway tgt!
Sign me up!
Oz of the cantaloupe would last me till next year's competition.
Seasons greetings Biggaz!
Sign me up!
Oz of the cantaloupe would last me till next year's competition.
Seasons greetings Biggaz!
Yes Please... I'm in!!
Merry Christmas TGT and to all fellow Biggas.
Home Alone is definitey happening 💯
Merry Christmas TGT and to all fellow Biggas.
Home Alone is definitey happening 💯
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+2 votes
10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡
I’m certain the Blue Gelato is as tasty as she looks 🤤
10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡
Hey, biggas!
We've got some new weed in and we're feeling nice so we are going to give away a little selection of ALL the bud we have to offer!
3.5g Blue Gelato #41
3.5 g Platinum Cookies
3.5g Tommy Shelby
To enter, upvote this post and reply to be given a number! Number will be chosen via random number generator.
Giveaway finishes on Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT
Good luck everyone!
SOTL
We've got some new weed in and we're feeling nice so we are going to give away a little selection of ALL the bud we have to offer!
To enter, upvote this post and reply to be given a number! Number will be chosen via random number generator.
Giveaway finishes on Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT
Good luck everyone!
SOTL
The winners have been drawn!
75 - DMan1
58 - dynavapman
Please message us to claim your prize! Thank you all for entering the giveaway, we will be doing another soon!
SOTL
75 - DMan1
58 - dynavapman
Please message us to claim your prize! Thank you all for entering the giveaway, we will be doing another soon!
SOTL
Hey, DMan1!
You were number 75!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
You were number 75!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
Hey DMan1,
If you're unable to respond in 24h we will have to reroll the giveaway, please let us know via message and we'll hold back from rerolling but if not we may have to do so!
Please try get back to us by 9:00pm Sunday 20th November or we will have to reroll the giveaway :(
SOTL
If you're unable to respond in 24h we will have to reroll the giveaway, please let us know via message and we'll hold back from rerolling but if not we may have to do so!
Please try get back to us by 9:00pm Sunday 20th November or we will have to reroll the giveaway :(
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
Cleanup Borg has messaged us with the following message:
"hi love were trying to elevate the level of competitions here so your offer was taken off the wall temporarily.
the problem we see with the random number generator you reference is it can be run multiple times with you selecting the preferred results.
please update your contest so it can not be manipulated and we can leave you to it. thank you"
We will potentially be livestreaming the random number generator on YouTube using "random.org" which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to prove this giveaway is authentic.
SOTL
Cleanup Borg has messaged us with the following message:
"hi love were trying to elevate the level of competitions here so your offer was taken off the wall temporarily.
the problem we see with the random number generator you reference is it can be run multiple times with you selecting the preferred results.
please update your contest so it can not be manipulated and we can leave you to it. thank you"
We will potentially be livestreaming the random number generator on YouTube using "random.org" which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to prove this giveaway is authentic.
SOTL
UPDATE!
The borg has approved of this idea! We will be going live at Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT on YouTube Live! We will be randomly picking a number using random.org which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to verify authenticity of our giveaway. We look forward to seeing who is going to win!
SOTL
The borg has approved of this idea! We will be going live at Thurs 17th Nov at 7:00pm GMT on YouTube Live! We will be randomly picking a number using random.org which displays a timestamp and a date for when the number was picked to verify authenticity of our giveaway. We look forward to seeing who is going to win!
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
Best of luck to everyone, we have attached the link to our YouTube Livestream on this reply, we are scheduled to go live at 7:00pm tonight, so be ready and enter before while you still can!
SOTL
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
Best of luck to everyone, we have attached the link to our YouTube Livestream on this reply, we are scheduled to go live at 7:00pm tonight, so be ready and enter before while you still can!
SOTL
ATTENTION BIGGAS!
We are going live at 7:00pm GMT! Link for the stream has been attached to this message. We are now generating 2 numbers, so 2 biggas have a chance to win!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
SOTL
We are going live at 7:00pm GMT! Link for the stream has been attached to this message. We are now generating 2 numbers, so 2 biggas have a chance to win!
Over 100 people have entered the giveaway, so we want to make the chances fairer for everyone! We will be drawing 2 numbers instead of 1, so two lucky biggas will receive a 3.5 of each of our bud instead of one! Happy Days!
SOTL
I hope I don't win - trying some reverse psychology/logic there you see... Nope, can't risk it - I hope I do win. Maybe now I'm tempting fate... I hope somebody wins but let it be me... 😵
Hey, dynavapman!
You were number 58!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
You were number 58!
You are one of our lucky winners! Please message us to claim your 10.5g prize!
SOTL
Hahaha, all good! Drop us a message when you're ready and we'll get your 10.5g sent out to you as soon as possible :)
Happy days!
SOTL
Happy days!
SOTL
Yes!! 56!! The sum of the first six triangular numbers (making it a tetrahedral number) 🤪
1 post
+1 votes
Shalom! Kosher Kush on the menu! (26th Oct)
You’ve got a Mazal
Shalom! Kosher Kush on the menu! (26th Oct)
Strong indica up for grabs; strongest indica we've had in this category so far.
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+3 votes
Another rant on this sunset sherbet, too good..
Which would you recommend between sunset and the gelato as I have tried sunset previously and hold it in high regards. Thanks!
Another rant on this sunset sherbet, too good..
Already wrote up something about this hash before when I first tried it but after using it now for months I need to update on how much I’m enjoying it, I’d be sad if this got taken off as everything about it is perfect.
I’ve tried loads of hash/flower now and the effects of the sunset sherbet just work and give the effect I feel weed is supposed to give.. bubbles so well and you just feel great from this strain, no random unsettling moments just full blown relaxed.
I almost feel Im doing some sort of paid promotion but I can assure you I’m not, it just doesn’t compare to anything I’ve tried yet with +50 buys and although it’s already got some love and support behind it, it needs more attention
Love you greenthumb, thank you for the constant next day deliveries you provide and the awesome hash.
I’ve tried loads of hash/flower now and the effects of the sunset sherbet just work and give the effect I feel weed is supposed to give.. bubbles so well and you just feel great from this strain, no random unsettling moments just full blown relaxed.
I almost feel Im doing some sort of paid promotion but I can assure you I’m not, it just doesn’t compare to anything I’ve tried yet with +50 buys and although it’s already got some love and support behind it, it needs more attention
Love you greenthumb, thank you for the constant next day deliveries you provide and the awesome hash.
I agree benjiwby.
Having another go on the sherbet.
It’s very nice. Leaves a nice soft kinda fruity coating on my lips. 👌
Has a nice chill stone too. Could smoke it all day!
The gelato hash on the menu is also a nice smoke👍
Having another go on the sherbet.
It’s very nice. Leaves a nice soft kinda fruity coating on my lips. 👌
Has a nice chill stone too. Could smoke it all day!
The gelato hash on the menu is also a nice smoke👍
Which would you recommend between sunset and the gelato as I have tried sunset previously and hold it in high regards. Thanks!
Tough to call atm.
Reload of the sherbet so I’ll echo benjiwby’s thoughts…it would be great if this hash had a permanent place here and I hope it does. Knowing that at the press of a few buttons I’ll be enjoying it the next day..courtesy of a superb vendor👌
I’ve smoked weed/hash..30+yrs…the odd banana skin back in the day😩🤣
So my tolerance can be a MF sometimes… and with 50+experiences the sherbet hash is reliable and one of the best.
Definitely recommend my man!
As for the gelato hash…we are only just introduced
But nevertheless I’m also enjoying.
It has a wonderful soft crumbly texture. Just falls straight in to the joints. No fcking abt. Perfect.
Nice smoke so far.
I think it is very nice.
Fcking recommend this too tbh👌
Lol.
Part way through writing this i rolled
One up loaded with a bit of both🌬️
Now that’s something I would defo recommend my friends 🤩
☘️👊
Reload of the sherbet so I’ll echo benjiwby’s thoughts…it would be great if this hash had a permanent place here and I hope it does. Knowing that at the press of a few buttons I’ll be enjoying it the next day..courtesy of a superb vendor👌
I’ve smoked weed/hash..30+yrs…the odd banana skin back in the day😩🤣
So my tolerance can be a MF sometimes… and with 50+experiences the sherbet hash is reliable and one of the best.
Definitely recommend my man!
As for the gelato hash…we are only just introduced
But nevertheless I’m also enjoying.
It has a wonderful soft crumbly texture. Just falls straight in to the joints. No fcking abt. Perfect.
Nice smoke so far.
I think it is very nice.
Fcking recommend this too tbh👌
Lol.
Part way through writing this i rolled
One up loaded with a bit of both🌬️
Now that’s something I would defo recommend my friends 🤩
☘️👊
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+1 votes
Rare Nepalese Temple Hash Eggs 🇳🇵
Great googly moogly I’ll take 2 one for each eyeball, I’ll be singing hymns lawdamerci
Rare Nepalese Temple Hash Eggs 🇳🇵
No one is probably going to see these beautiful rare Temple Hash eggs because we have been invisible on LB for 23 days 😂 but if you do, check them out 💚
Sorry guys I'm not convinced, traditional nepalise hash is neither bubble hash nor soft...not when it's cold anyway. In addition they don't come wrapped in cling film twisted at the edges like that. Pure marketing my friends...just like another seller selling 'afghan black' at the moment which is neither afghan nor black lol.
Yep, I buy almost exclusively from Hashishin and have done since 2019 and have tried just about most of his hashes which are on a different level to much of the hash currently being marketed as ‘Afghan’ ‘Lebanese’ or ‘Moroccan’ on here.
He also had varieties like Egyptian which is pretty rare to come across in the U.K. all artisanal and unique. What I’m seeing on here from quite a few vendors doesn’t look anything like the authentic land race strains I’ve had.
Rant over.
He also had varieties like Egyptian which is pretty rare to come across in the U.K. all artisanal and unique. What I’m seeing on here from quite a few vendors doesn’t look anything like the authentic land race strains I’ve had.
Rant over.
My processed bubble hash looks like this (but stickier).
It's probably still really good!
It's probably still really good!
Hi mate, thanks for sharing. Good is different for diff people.....I don't seek strong ....I seek flavour and smooth, not agressive high...which I usually only get from old world landrace strains...not the Frankenstein buds strains everyone is growing in the west
Yeah, there's a lot of PGR plant growth regulator crap out there.
Can sometimes spot it but not always.
I totally feel what you're saying about flavor and quality of smoke. Things have slipped there now everyone is chasing thc percentages... And the thing is, that stuff doesn't get even me stoned in the same way. Not as 'rounded'. It's 'strong' but something is missing.
This is why I like live resin sometimes. It's not madly strong but it tastes amazing. Again, though, something is often missing.
Still looking for my perfect smoke after all these years
Can sometimes spot it but not always.
I totally feel what you're saying about flavor and quality of smoke. Things have slipped there now everyone is chasing thc percentages... And the thing is, that stuff doesn't get even me stoned in the same way. Not as 'rounded'. It's 'strong' but something is missing.
This is why I like live resin sometimes. It's not madly strong but it tastes amazing. Again, though, something is often missing.
Still looking for my perfect smoke after all these years
We are absolutely on the same page there buddy, these newer strains are a very 'sharp' buzz for me and as you say, not nearly as well rounded or satisfying. It's the CBD and these other newly discovered cannaboids that are missing in my opinion. I have found the oily black Moroccan that hashishin sometimes has is the best for me. Or if I'm in India then good charas for sure. Most of the Moroccan stuff on here with the cartoon stamps is all made from the newer stuff...smells and acts 'skunky'.. no good for me. There are exceptions here tho, The king hassan stuff is land race and one or two others..but the yellow pollens are still not as full bodied buzz as I get from the thick black oily hash
Thumbs up all the way. In my opinion drying and curing hash can be more complicated than flower. Keeping the oils and avoiding mould is a balancing in the first few weeks. Can spot it a mile away now.
I have a big place in my heart for people like Frenchy Cannoli and those guys that paved the way for good quality, artisan hash at home. It's crazy what you can do these days; full melt dabbable hashes, Charas temple balls, iceolator blonde hash... I love my concentrates but a good hash will have a fuller, deeper stone to it.
Noteworthy that you said proper Charas isn't soft at all at a cool room temp? My stuff is seeming very hard and takes a lot of working but can then sausage. Rattles about in the container. Shatters if you slice it from cold.
I have a big place in my heart for people like Frenchy Cannoli and those guys that paved the way for good quality, artisan hash at home. It's crazy what you can do these days; full melt dabbable hashes, Charas temple balls, iceolator blonde hash... I love my concentrates but a good hash will have a fuller, deeper stone to it.
Noteworthy that you said proper Charas isn't soft at all at a cool room temp? My stuff is seeming very hard and takes a lot of working but can then sausage. Rattles about in the container. Shatters if you slice it from cold.
Thanks for teaching me about Frenchie canoli...I was not familiar before and now I have a lot of hash porn to look at online lol. I'm not a grower so don't have much experience on the making side. Regarding the room temp comment, I'm refering to UK room temp of course...but a fresh morning in the mountains in India and even the finest first rub, oily hash will be hard until warmednin the hand. The mould story I can add some anecdotes...never ever a problem with Moroccan..or not the traditional stuff anyway..no matter how i store it...do doubt down to the dry sift technique...but iterestingly I got a selection sample pack from a seller here strainsburys with a bunch of stamps like m&m, bitcoin, London poundcake, medical and they ALL went mouldy after a couple of weeks. Makes me think they are all isolator/bubble hash, which as you say is tricky to keep the mould at bay. It's the same problem with charas...because if the moisture content. Me and a bunch of friends always used to have a mission at the end of each season on the beach in South India... how to store our stashes of fine charas until next season (over the monsoon) also that it won't go mouldy. Firstly wrapping it absolutely air tight in cling film (but not Indian that puts a chemical taste into the hash)..sonwebused to bring our own. The mamas up in the Himalaya are really experts at wrapping the hash so that there is no air at all...I've seen it a lot. Anyway, next we would get stainless steel circular containers with a lid, fill them with rice flakes (not rice as I found out one season some vole mites that were microscopic eggs in the grain grew up and made a big mush to suprize me when i came back to open it 6 months later. So rice flakes (it's a processed rice Indian breakfast thing) to absorb moisture, hash inside, then lid on then seal around the edges with epoxy to create a mega seal and keep all moisture out. We would smash it open with a hammer on our return each new winter :)
Argh….perfect thing but wrong time for me I’m off work on paternity leave at the mo!
If you’ve still got some in a few weeks when I’m not quite so skint I’ll give it a whirl!
Looks fantastic!
If you’ve still got some in a few weeks when I’m not quite so skint I’ll give it a whirl!
Looks fantastic!
So Prince Harry revealed in his book he enjoys smoking these. I wonder if these could be put on the Royal approved products list.
Looks similar to Hashishin’s Caramello balls. And they were cheaper.
Looks nice but too pricey. I’ll wait for the return of the main man…
Looks nice but too pricey. I’ll wait for the return of the main man…
Hi, please dont invite me to any groups outside of LB , I will only be on LB and no where else; I will not respond to any PMs relating to dealing outside of LB 💚
Yes they look hashtastic been many years, the pic thats with a chunk broken 👀 has sold it to me 😋 just looks fucking yum
I have a rather strong hunch that this is just his other hash reshaped into a ball. This seller is not a land race guy...he has 101 varieties of Moroccan icebhash which is cool and everything but Nepalise?Nepalise is neither bubble hash nor soft (at least not when it's room temperature). I've spent 10 years between I did and Nepal.
Definitely not Nepalese, this is Moroccan pollen shaped into balls and then wrapped in clingfilm. Scam listing
No way I'm gonna be able to afford this in time :( If you're ever able to source more in the future I'd be very grateful!
I always see Minstrels when I look at pics like this, remember smoking these my first visit to Amsterdam in 96 then having a whitie and collapsing outside in the snow 🤣 not good at the time though
Great googly moogly I’ll take 2 one for each eyeball, I’ll be singing hymns lawdamerci
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I think there is a weed god and they are good
Ask and ye shall receive brother
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Krimzen
I think there is a weed god and they are good
After a recent hospital trip I realised I had to give smoking cigs and spliffs having a stroke will do that for you. But the thought of never smoking weed again was just too much. I don’t drink alcohol anymore so without weed I would go nuts. So doc said vaping nicotine is better than smoking so if I can vape weed but where can I get it from. I tried the dispensroo thing and got vapes they where great but bless them they are struggling so whilst indulging in misery loves company on the dispensroo Reddit and a guardian angel sends me a private chat and a link 2 orders made and on the way😀. it’s seems it’s always been this way every time I think I am screwed the weed god bestows a new path… name a time when you thought it may be your last toke and the weed god came through for you?
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+1 votes
AVB recipes?
Betty Crocker is your best friend, I opt for a cookie mix or a brownie mix. Brownie is better imo as you use egg and milk really gives it something to…
AVB recipes?
Having read somewhere that suggested vaped weed might retain 20% of its THC I've been keeping all of mine in a jar. It's brown and smells of popcorn! Can I really use it in an edible? If so recipe suggestions would be welcome, including dosage if poss. Cheers!
Apparently you can mix it with yoghurt and/or sprinkle it in on your cereals🤩
I have to say I won’t be trying either of these🥴
I have to say I won’t be trying either of these🥴
That's the way, if needs must... Definitely beats trying to eat it 🤮Haven't had to do that since the mflb was the cool new vape, some edibles still make me feel sick if they have that avb taste 😂
Save a ton, wash it then make canna coconut oil and use that to make edibles. Highest I've ever been.
I make butter from mine, I follow the below but tend to add a bit more avb just to be sure. I then freeze the butter for a rainy day and use in cookies or just a spoonful in a coffee. Have a few family members that need to medicate and are on a low budget so always give them a batch when I see them.
I use a dynavap and do toast my bud but there is still plenty of use left in it to make a potent butter
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I use a dynavap and do toast my bud but there is still plenty of use left in it to make a potent butter
http://goodandbaked.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/make-cannabutter-with-samuel-l-jackson.jpg
Here is my recipe.
Avb mixed with the bin;)
If your avb has 20% of the thc left then maybe you vape needs an upgrade;) what vape are you rocking ?
Avb mixed with the bin;)
If your avb has 20% of the thc left then maybe you vape needs an upgrade;) what vape are you rocking ?
Haha, good point mate. Only going on what I read, could be total bollocks! My vape is a budget model, a Nebula Fuzion. Would love something better but times are hard. Don't have the money.
No, no green, pretty brown and crispy. Did have doubts there was any good left in it to be honest.
I think there would be some cannabinoids left but I doubt 20%. Some people do cook with it but I used to save it for if I ran out of bud and need something;)
Water cure it for a week or so to remove the taste. Then, infuse in coconut oil in a kilner jar heated in a slow cooker water bath (4+ hours)... Use a cheesecloth to strain and use in food. It works... I use about 28g+ for a batch of cookies (28 or so)... Enjoy.
I get the thinking behind consuming AVB but not the rationale behind it. If someone is taking only one or two draws on a vape, for example, it is because they don't want to get too high, for whatever reason. If it's a tolerance thing then why would they want to save some for an edible hit and a potentially stronger effect? (Ok the AVB edible will more than likely be weak, I suppose?)
If it's not tolerance then surely it is just a waste? (I'm not in the mood to get pissed, so I will open this high strength lager and take a couple of mouthfuls and pour the rest in jar to drink later... who does that? Just drink a light ale.)
I would say it is better to vape until dark brown and use the correct strength of weed according to circumstance and if you don't want to get "too high" - maybe don't indulge at that time or take a smaller dose?
Made my own AVB butter (using coco oil) one time, had success with herb cannabutter so know what I'm doing. Even water cured the AVB, took effing ages to get the final product. Tried a couple of times with no "high" and just got headache and felt groggy/sleepy - Now if that's what you want, then fine but it's not for me! :)
If it's not tolerance then surely it is just a waste? (I'm not in the mood to get pissed, so I will open this high strength lager and take a couple of mouthfuls and pour the rest in jar to drink later... who does that? Just drink a light ale.)
I would say it is better to vape until dark brown and use the correct strength of weed according to circumstance and if you don't want to get "too high" - maybe don't indulge at that time or take a smaller dose?
Made my own AVB butter (using coco oil) one time, had success with herb cannabutter so know what I'm doing. Even water cured the AVB, took effing ages to get the final product. Tried a couple of times with no "high" and just got headache and felt groggy/sleepy - Now if that's what you want, then fine but it's not for me! :)
I can tell you my rationale.
Vaping bends my mind but doesn’t do much bodily beyond a little ease. Vaping at higher temps or 1 hit bowl clearance just makes me anxious and adds back a lot of the worst chemicals I quit smoking to avoid.
So I vape lightly but still thoroughly toasted (dynavap) then use abv to make edibles that put me on my back and make the music go wahwah. Will also occasionally vape concentrates to bridge the space between.
Vaping bends my mind but doesn’t do much bodily beyond a little ease. Vaping at higher temps or 1 hit bowl clearance just makes me anxious and adds back a lot of the worst chemicals I quit smoking to avoid.
So I vape lightly but still thoroughly toasted (dynavap) then use abv to make edibles that put me on my back and make the music go wahwah. Will also occasionally vape concentrates to bridge the space between.
That's fair enough Gunga Din. I agree with you that vaping also gives me a racy, almost anxious, heart rate increase of a high which isn't for everyone but I like to ride the wave, if you like, and tell myself I will calm down and ease off into a mellow high. Which does happen... eventually!!
Ironically I think it is the LACK of certain chemicals - cannabinoids? - that are no longer combusted or at least reached/extracted by average vape temps that leads to a lack of body stone. So your method is suitable in this case and I would recommend it to others.
I think what annoys me is when reading on the net about quitting smoking and switching to vaping herb, it usually mentions your sort of method (again nothing wrong with that!) but if you come from smoking/combusting I would say it isn't satisfying taking a couple of "draws" and throwing the rest in a tossed salad with croutons.
Maybe I'm too harsh on the AVB edible but my AVB edible experiences haven't been up to much.
Each to their own though, eh? :)
Ironically I think it is the LACK of certain chemicals - cannabinoids? - that are no longer combusted or at least reached/extracted by average vape temps that leads to a lack of body stone. So your method is suitable in this case and I would recommend it to others.
I think what annoys me is when reading on the net about quitting smoking and switching to vaping herb, it usually mentions your sort of method (again nothing wrong with that!) but if you come from smoking/combusting I would say it isn't satisfying taking a couple of "draws" and throwing the rest in a tossed salad with croutons.
Maybe I'm too harsh on the AVB edible but my AVB edible experiences haven't been up to much.
Each to their own though, eh? :)
Put them in some gelcaps and swallow! It is already decarbed by your vape so will be active when eaten. Never indulged myself but then told it hits like a freight train, would be interesting to know the science behind it. I imagine cannabanoid ratios are different
Betty Crocker is your best friend, I opt for a cookie mix or a brownie mix. Brownie is better imo as you use egg and milk really gives it something to hold onto as it dances in your stomach. I usually chuck in anywhere from 8g - 18g of avb. Should be enough to keep you conversing sublingually with the spirits on the other side
Also if you have vegetable glycerin then you can infuse that with the AVB or any decarbed bud or hash and make a potent syrup for which extra decarbed bud or hash can be added or substituted if you need the syrup to be stronger 😋 this can be added to drinks or drank straight and is very discreet and could be taken places and consumed stealthily eg that a movie or circus or a day out 🥷
Once I’ve collected some AVB in a jar after vaping for a while then I usually make cannaoil out of 75% of it by infusing cooking oil with the AVB and use an Ardent FX/ Flex for infusing and decarbing. then I get some empty 00 capsules off Amazon they are very cheap and then I fill them with some of the other 25% of the AVB saved from earlier and then fill the rest with the canna oil and they are very discreet and you can dose them depending on the event and requirements 😊 or you can use the canna oil for baking brownies and can always add a bit of other decarbed bud/ hash for extra strength edibles 😋
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Enjoying latest harvest with mighty - query
Yes I’ve noticed this also!! I usually start sipping during the heat up at around 170. Once at 195 I’d say my caps last around 2/3 mins max
Enjoying latest harvest with mighty - query
Hi,
Curious who else has been enjoying latest harvest with a dry herb vape like a mighty. Found I'm not getting as long out of each cap as previous harvests and wondering if it's an issue with my vape or just the varieties that were cultivated this time round?
I'm no expert but presume different strains have varying longevity when it comes to vaping them? Getting maybe 5 minutes out of a cap starting at 180 and finishing at 210, only increasing temp when I get no more vapor.
Either way still loving the latest offerings from the grove and looking forward to the next season seeing the ladies strutting their stuff!
Curious who else has been enjoying latest harvest with a dry herb vape like a mighty. Found I'm not getting as long out of each cap as previous harvests and wondering if it's an issue with my vape or just the varieties that were cultivated this time round?
I'm no expert but presume different strains have varying longevity when it comes to vaping them? Getting maybe 5 minutes out of a cap starting at 180 and finishing at 210, only increasing temp when I get no more vapor.
Either way still loving the latest offerings from the grove and looking forward to the next season seeing the ladies strutting their stuff!
It's varies hugely depending on the grow and strain, also different terpenes 'burn' at different temperatures. Sometimes I get consistent clouds on all 3 temperatures that I vape at, sometimes I only get vapour on my first heat setting using the same vape, just different flower. Then there's times I get almost nothing on the higher temps.
Generally, I've found the higher quality the flower the more it will produce due to the increased terpenes and THC.
I heard once that not all terpenes produce vapour either, so you could be still getting a hit without any visual confirmation from clouds, but I'm not sure how true that is though 🤷♂️
Generally, I've found the higher quality the flower the more it will produce due to the increased terpenes and THC.
I heard once that not all terpenes produce vapour either, so you could be still getting a hit without any visual confirmation from clouds, but I'm not sure how true that is though 🤷♂️
Yes I’ve noticed this also!! I usually start sipping during the heat up at around 170. Once at 195 I’d say my caps last around 2/3 mins max
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Ode to weed Competition
Druids grove inside you’ll find a magic of sorts so be sound of mind the leaf doth gleam and will help you unwind, the fruit these trees bare may gran…
Ode to weed Competition
I was sitting down doing manicures and i couldn't bring myself to trim this lady down anymore.
I became inspired looking at her and came up with an Ode to her beauty 😍
Your beauty is like a star filled sky
With twinkle and glitters that catch my eye
A warmth and love I long to behold
To taste that kiss, a forbidden pleasure yet to unfold
Now if anyone can come up with a better 'Ode to Weed', be it about this bud or weed in general now is your chance to shine 🌟
🎉 Win this lady 🎉
- Competition is open to anyone with 5 or more LB purchases
- Winner is voted for by the community
- As many entries as you like
- Closing date 15th Dec 22
Good luck all and I look forward to your works of love ❤️
DM 🧙♂️
I became inspired looking at her and came up with an Ode to her beauty 😍
Your beauty is like a star filled sky
With twinkle and glitters that catch my eye
A warmth and love I long to behold
To taste that kiss, a forbidden pleasure yet to unfold
Now if anyone can come up with a better 'Ode to Weed', be it about this bud or weed in general now is your chance to shine 🌟
🎉 Win this lady 🎉
- Competition is open to anyone with 5 or more LB purchases
- Winner is voted for by the community
- As many entries as you like
- Closing date 15th Dec 22
Good luck all and I look forward to your works of love ❤️
DM 🧙♂️
Roses are red,
Ganja is green,
Most rymes ryme,
but this one doesn't....
👌
I think we can all agree I've smashed it out of the park with that one, but as a vendor I'll have to forfeit my winnings and leave the competition open to others. It's only fair. 😉
In all seriousness though, some really lovely posts on this thread. Great competition DM and good luck everyone.
Cheers BB 😋👍🍻
Ganja is green,
Most rymes ryme,
but this one doesn't....
👌
I think we can all agree I've smashed it out of the park with that one, but as a vendor I'll have to forfeit my winnings and leave the competition open to others. It's only fair. 😉
In all seriousness though, some really lovely posts on this thread. Great competition DM and good luck everyone.
Cheers BB 😋👍🍻
There once was a biggy called dash,
Who decided to throw me some trash,
If he throws any more,
We'll settle the score,
When I give him a bloody good bash.
(i expect that last line could be interpreted in a few ways in this day and age, but it's the best I could do at short notice 🤣)
Well I was going to post something nice about your lovely poem on here...but now you hit me with your offensive limerick I felt I must retort...
How very dare you?
OK, I give up. Your poem was really great and a joy to read so I'll bow out of this battle 😊
Thanks for posting it buddy, it's great to see some art on here.
Well done again DM for the thread.
Cheers BB 😊👍🎨🍻
Who decided to throw me some trash,
If he throws any more,
We'll settle the score,
When I give him a bloody good bash.
(i expect that last line could be interpreted in a few ways in this day and age, but it's the best I could do at short notice 🤣)
Well I was going to post something nice about your lovely poem on here...but now you hit me with your offensive limerick I felt I must retort...
How very dare you?
OK, I give up. Your poem was really great and a joy to read so I'll bow out of this battle 😊
Thanks for posting it buddy, it's great to see some art on here.
Well done again DM for the thread.
Cheers BB 😊👍🎨🍻
Twinkle twinkle, sweet 3.5
I love you as you get me fried.
During times when things get shitty, I log on into little biggy.
I marvel at your sparkling beauty, and savour every scent so fruity.
Twinkle twinkle sweet 3.5, what a time to be alive!
I love you as you get me fried.
During times when things get shitty, I log on into little biggy.
I marvel at your sparkling beauty, and savour every scent so fruity.
Twinkle twinkle sweet 3.5, what a time to be alive!
There's one of you in every hue.
Without green, I feel so blue.
Without you I feel the dread.
With you close my eyes are red.
With you close I feel so mellow.
Fine blue skies, sunshine so yellow ☀️.
Feeling nice and high, say hello 👋.
So many strains, I need a trello.
Cookies, Cakes, gorilla glue!
I wish there was one of me to every you.
I wish there was some of you in all of us.
Instead of drinks we'd all combust.
Instead of drunk, we'd all get high, in a smokey, hazey lullaby.
Until that day I'll dream this dream, of a blissful future, evergreen 🍀🌱
(Edited slightly :)
Without green, I feel so blue.
Without you I feel the dread.
With you close my eyes are red.
With you close I feel so mellow.
Fine blue skies, sunshine so yellow ☀️.
Feeling nice and high, say hello 👋.
So many strains, I need a trello.
Cookies, Cakes, gorilla glue!
I wish there was one of me to every you.
I wish there was some of you in all of us.
Instead of drinks we'd all combust.
Instead of drunk, we'd all get high, in a smokey, hazey lullaby.
Until that day I'll dream this dream, of a blissful future, evergreen 🍀🌱
(Edited slightly :)
I put this ode into an ai animation generator. The results are trippy.
I'm feeling a few more runner up prizes are also needed! I've been honestly moved with swilling emotions already, thank you 😊
Hehe, this topic proves the Druids have been tasting the harvest! 😂😻😂😻
And so with a little nod to Mr.Keats:
“Thou still unravish'd bride of Anesia
Thou foster-child of silence and grow time,
Patient Biggas who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Gardens or the dales of The Grove
What men or Druids are these? What seeds hath?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to produce?
What scent and jewels? What wild ecstasy?”
And so with a little nod to Mr.Keats:
“Thou still unravish'd bride of Anesia
Thou foster-child of silence and grow time,
Patient Biggas who canst thus express
A flowery tale more sweetly than our rhyme:
What leaf-fring'd legend haunts about thy shape
Of deities or mortals, or of both,
In Gardens or the dales of The Grove
What men or Druids are these? What seeds hath?
What mad pursuit? What struggle to produce?
What scent and jewels? What wild ecstasy?”
Your my love..
Your my life…
With me through wrong
and through right…
When I’m alone
Your always there
Even if no one cares…
Your sights n smells help elevate me…
To be the man my dad always wanted me to be…
One love for this amazing herb..
Without such the world would hurt…
We breathe you in to soothe our souls..
Or to laugh with friends of stories untold..
Thank you for always being there for me..
My love for green will always be…
✌️💚
Your my life…
With me through wrong
and through right…
When I’m alone
Your always there
Even if no one cares…
Your sights n smells help elevate me…
To be the man my dad always wanted me to be…
One love for this amazing herb..
Without such the world would hurt…
We breathe you in to soothe our souls..
Or to laugh with friends of stories untold..
Thank you for always being there for me..
My love for green will always be…
✌️💚
Thanks BB.💚 To be honest I wrote it in about 5 mins and tried not to over think it.. Just said what was true to me then realised how deep it was after posting. 😅
I have a little secret, please don't tell the wife
I have a secret mistress called Mary in my life
Mary is my lover, Mary is my friend
Mary goes into the rizla with the tobacco that I blend
I like the way she looks, I love her heavenly scent
I will speak of Mary only with deepest sentiment
Mary is intriguing, Mary is just great
Mary helps me get into a contemplative state
Words are flowing like water, words that flow are fluid
Words that would not be written
Without some magic from the druid
✌️❤️
I have a secret mistress called Mary in my life
Mary is my lover, Mary is my friend
Mary goes into the rizla with the tobacco that I blend
I like the way she looks, I love her heavenly scent
I will speak of Mary only with deepest sentiment
Mary is intriguing, Mary is just great
Mary helps me get into a contemplative state
Words are flowing like water, words that flow are fluid
Words that would not be written
Without some magic from the druid
✌️❤️
sheets of silver, laid across fragrant green
sparkling like diamonds, with brown hairs in between
as i write this, to the ladies of the grove
all of my senses wish you to behold!
sparkling like diamonds, with brown hairs in between
as i write this, to the ladies of the grove
all of my senses wish you to behold!
Druids are magic they grow magic weed!
I love weed but can’t do magic 🪄
Just look at that bad boy glisten and shine ✨
You bring the magic I’ll bring the love
I’ll even pretend to like Harry Potter and try to learn
But just to make sure? You are bringing the magic?
I love weed but can’t do magic 🪄
Just look at that bad boy glisten and shine ✨
You bring the magic I’ll bring the love
I’ll even pretend to like Harry Potter and try to learn
But just to make sure? You are bringing the magic?
My Arse.
My arse is hungry for your weed
Not to plug it, my friendly plug
But just because it bleeds
But first your flower’s power must be unleashed
Natural medication
Sizzled and squished; ready for the feast
The healing green will radiate
Clean plate; nausea free
And no more running to the bog for me.
My arse is hungry for your weed
Not to plug it, my friendly plug
But just because it bleeds
But first your flower’s power must be unleashed
Natural medication
Sizzled and squished; ready for the feast
The healing green will radiate
Clean plate; nausea free
And no more running to the bog for me.
You flowed through the lungs of ancient mourners,
helping them guide their loved ones to the beyond.
Your smoke wafted to the stars,
as hellenists danced for their beloved gods,
exhaling your essence in worship & praise.
Pressed in mortar and pestle,
you would became oil to anoint the most holy of brows.
Woven into fibers,
you clothed the backs of our ancestors
and became paper to tell their verbose stories.
As colonies rose,
you grew with them,
some of the earliest crops of great nations.
You've eased the bellies of our elders,
in times of cholera and chaos.
You were rolled and tucked behind ears,
at protests for peace,
then passed around and smoked in solidarity.
You dance through bodies,
relieving their pain & panic,
breathing new life in to broken souls.
Your history is as complex as you are,
not merely a plant but a revolution
helping them guide their loved ones to the beyond.
Your smoke wafted to the stars,
as hellenists danced for their beloved gods,
exhaling your essence in worship & praise.
Pressed in mortar and pestle,
you would became oil to anoint the most holy of brows.
Woven into fibers,
you clothed the backs of our ancestors
and became paper to tell their verbose stories.
As colonies rose,
you grew with them,
some of the earliest crops of great nations.
You've eased the bellies of our elders,
in times of cholera and chaos.
You were rolled and tucked behind ears,
at protests for peace,
then passed around and smoked in solidarity.
You dance through bodies,
relieving their pain & panic,
breathing new life in to broken souls.
Your history is as complex as you are,
not merely a plant but a revolution
your hair is winter fire, January members.
my joint burns there too.
The Druids grove brings us hope, as we all fear an acrid toke.
Plagiarising lines like an influencers posts, I need that herb, I need it most.
From every angle you glisten divine, I beg to you, make it mine.
Druids magic, you’re my only hope. I blew my load and now I’m broke.
To all the others I wish you luck, am I truthful, am I fuck!!
Win or lose, I do not care 🧐
At her beauty we all halt and stare.
Do not go gentle into that good night, I offer peace and love so smokers unite ❤️
my joint burns there too.
The Druids grove brings us hope, as we all fear an acrid toke.
Plagiarising lines like an influencers posts, I need that herb, I need it most.
From every angle you glisten divine, I beg to you, make it mine.
Druids magic, you’re my only hope. I blew my load and now I’m broke.
To all the others I wish you luck, am I truthful, am I fuck!!
Win or lose, I do not care 🧐
At her beauty we all halt and stare.
Do not go gentle into that good night, I offer peace and love so smokers unite ❤️
Mary had a little gram,
After that her love went ham.
She never felt so alive, until she smoked her first 3.5.
After that it's all she knew, since then she's getting through a daily q!
Smoking with her friends, she'd smile and laugh.
Mary you just picked up, and now another half?
Nowadays she's usually on her own, call her up wont pick up the phone.
Acting very weird and rude, when you mention food, then she's in a merry mood.
Any opportuNITTY, she'd pounce. She said she'd suck me off for an ounce!
So the moral of this little story.
Is enjoy the erb but don't get whorey.
Last one from me 😅✌️
After that her love went ham.
She never felt so alive, until she smoked her first 3.5.
After that it's all she knew, since then she's getting through a daily q!
Smoking with her friends, she'd smile and laugh.
Mary you just picked up, and now another half?
Nowadays she's usually on her own, call her up wont pick up the phone.
Acting very weird and rude, when you mention food, then she's in a merry mood.
Any opportuNITTY, she'd pounce. She said she'd suck me off for an ounce!
So the moral of this little story.
Is enjoy the erb but don't get whorey.
Last one from me 😅✌️
Druids grove inside you’ll find a magic of sorts so be sound of mind the leaf doth gleam and will help you unwind, the fruit these trees bare may grant perspective of kind
Each bud trimmed and tended with glee a shame to combust and part with thee, in torrent or turmoil your white ash sets me free, for I indulge in each puff with a sensation of tranquility
So let it be known if it’s sheer wonderment you seek travel out to the grove before mid winters peak, where Druids Magic fills the air and perhaps even you may be lucky enough to bare, witness to the luxury of the grotto within although you are certain to be left with a grin.
Each bud trimmed and tended with glee a shame to combust and part with thee, in torrent or turmoil your white ash sets me free, for I indulge in each puff with a sensation of tranquility
So let it be known if it’s sheer wonderment you seek travel out to the grove before mid winters peak, where Druids Magic fills the air and perhaps even you may be lucky enough to bare, witness to the luxury of the grotto within although you are certain to be left with a grin.
A dusting of magic snow,
on the eaves of a tree that glows.
The pain from the rain,
the fight to stay sane.
The branches weep with heavy-eyed happiness.
As the darkness looms nearer,
the vapours seem dearer,
Our treasure lies in mince pies,
And heavy eyes.
An ode to you sweet tree,
Were you to be free,
you'd be here with me,
Making me hungry for mince pies, heavy eyes,
And cold skies.
A dusting of magic snow,
On the eaves of a tree that glows.
No more rain.
No more pain.
Just heavy eyes, mince pies, and winter skies.
on the eaves of a tree that glows.
The pain from the rain,
the fight to stay sane.
The branches weep with heavy-eyed happiness.
As the darkness looms nearer,
the vapours seem dearer,
Our treasure lies in mince pies,
And heavy eyes.
An ode to you sweet tree,
Were you to be free,
you'd be here with me,
Making me hungry for mince pies, heavy eyes,
And cold skies.
A dusting of magic snow,
On the eaves of a tree that glows.
No more rain.
No more pain.
Just heavy eyes, mince pies, and winter skies.
I wrote this specifically about the gorgeous bud on show 🤩.
Ganja, Ganja sparkling bright.
Orange hairs shoot left and right.
As it hovers there in the gloom.
It calls out for me to consume!
The smell, the taste I reckon it will blow my mind!
So please my Bigger's, big up this rhyme!
🎤👇
Ganja, Ganja sparkling bright.
Orange hairs shoot left and right.
As it hovers there in the gloom.
It calls out for me to consume!
The smell, the taste I reckon it will blow my mind!
So please my Bigger's, big up this rhyme!
🎤👇
When you're gone It's hard to sleep
But a half of Dankberry I've decided to keep.
I UMMED and aaahed but finally chosen.
Some flavoursome Cherry weed allegedly frozen.
I once shagged my ex in the woods at Dudley Zoo.
The pleasurable feeling reminds me of Hyperglue.
I took it on holiday smoking it as we walked by the river.
My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver.
Anyway I hope you like my rhyme even if you don't have a merry Xmas time
Nite nite x
But a half of Dankberry I've decided to keep.
I UMMED and aaahed but finally chosen.
Some flavoursome Cherry weed allegedly frozen.
I once shagged my ex in the woods at Dudley Zoo.
The pleasurable feeling reminds me of Hyperglue.
I took it on holiday smoking it as we walked by the river.
My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver.
Anyway I hope you like my rhyme even if you don't have a merry Xmas time
Nite nite x
😂😲😂..who needs Keats when you’ve got lines like:
“My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver” 💥
“My wife's face went odd as I told her that her minge looked like a bag of liver” 💥
I grind the green then roll, ignite;
The blue haze slowly drifts.
It sinks and seeps into my mind
To fill each crack and rift.
The white in contrast to the dark
As orange burns and glows;
This sweet smoke will open doors
That otherwise remain closed.
I sit now with the open mind
I know this plant to cause,
And wonder why some folk deny
The good this 'evil' does.
The blue haze slowly drifts.
It sinks and seeps into my mind
To fill each crack and rift.
The white in contrast to the dark
As orange burns and glows;
This sweet smoke will open doors
That otherwise remain closed.
I sit now with the open mind
I know this plant to cause,
And wonder why some folk deny
The good this 'evil' does.
That bud looks like a wonder to me. I've tasted her once and now no ones fonder than me!
Whose taking her home, I wonder? Maybe it'll be me.
If its anyone else nothing but a blunder it'll be!
Il be so pissed off and reign thunder on thee.
Look for the winner and put them under the sea!
Woah I need to chill out, but such is my hunger for weed.
Some call it love, some call it greed.
I do not care as your all I need to succeed. Nah wait you are the success!
It's more than mere love you can tell by these words I confess.
Addict? Who me? That's absurd to suggest.
I've wrote so many odes, I fear I'm becoming a pest!
While I joke and I jest, that bud is a wonder, so props to the chef!
Whose taking her home, I wonder? Maybe it'll be me.
If its anyone else nothing but a blunder it'll be!
Il be so pissed off and reign thunder on thee.
Look for the winner and put them under the sea!
Woah I need to chill out, but such is my hunger for weed.
Some call it love, some call it greed.
I do not care as your all I need to succeed. Nah wait you are the success!
It's more than mere love you can tell by these words I confess.
Addict? Who me? That's absurd to suggest.
I've wrote so many odes, I fear I'm becoming a pest!
While I joke and I jest, that bud is a wonder, so props to the chef!
Well I've got a smile on my face this morning even though I'm a little crook, thank you all so far on your odes ☺️
Not long left now! The 15th is getting closer (midnight) to get your entries in or vote for your favourites so far!!
There will be several prizes of our Frozen Black Cherry available for runners up so there's still a chance to knock BB of the top spot 😉
What else are lazy Sunday afternoons for!
Come on all creat, share, enjoy and vote
❤️🧙♂️
Not long left now! The 15th is getting closer (midnight) to get your entries in or vote for your favourites so far!!
There will be several prizes of our Frozen Black Cherry available for runners up so there's still a chance to knock BB of the top spot 😉
What else are lazy Sunday afternoons for!
Come on all creat, share, enjoy and vote
❤️🧙♂️
Voting closed
Congratulations to all who entered 🎉
The top 5 joint winners list
1st - Thweeodem (14)
2nd - Pollypuff20 (13)
3rd - Sam508 (12)
4th - Dashing and Jolo201201 (8)
5th- bbbbb, cloudeater77 and TheDazzler (7)
Congratulations and thank you for such moving and entertaining piece of work, which have brought a smile, a thought, a reflection to us all, thank you 🙏
Special mention to BB too, who smashed it 😘
🧙♂️
Congratulations to all who entered 🎉
The top 5 joint winners list
1st - Thweeodem (14)
2nd - Pollypuff20 (13)
3rd - Sam508 (12)
4th - Dashing and Jolo201201 (8)
5th- bbbbb, cloudeater77 and TheDazzler (7)
Congratulations and thank you for such moving and entertaining piece of work, which have brought a smile, a thought, a reflection to us all, thank you 🙏
Special mention to BB too, who smashed it 😘
🧙♂️
Well done everyone that commented and to all the winners 🥳🥳
In the wise words of the band, The Wombats!
'Cause I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cause I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
FYI I’m not moving tho ✈️🛩️
In the wise words of the band, The Wombats!
'Cause I've got problems with my sleep
And we're not the same and I will wear that on my sleeve
So I'm moving to New York
'Cause I've got issues with my sleep
Looks like Christmas came early
Christmas came early for me
FYI I’m not moving tho ✈️🛩️
Such fun!🤩
Big up to all who took part and to the super generosity of our Druids!🥰🧙♂️❤️
Here’s to all the wonders coming from The Grove in 2023🤞🥂💥
Happy Xmas Poet Biggas!🎅
Big up to all who took part and to the super generosity of our Druids!🥰🧙♂️❤️
Here’s to all the wonders coming from The Grove in 2023🤞🥂💥
Happy Xmas Poet Biggas!🎅
red car and the blue car had a race
all red wants to do is get out his face
he eats everything he sees
from wine gums to small trees
red gets so baked he ends up in last place
all red wants to do is get out his face
he eats everything he sees
from wine gums to small trees
red gets so baked he ends up in last place
Weed
You planted a seed
Or did I?
I can’t remember now
Holy cow
I’ll let it go
Free to flow
Gliding down a flippin’ rainbow
Well what do you know?
Let it grow
Let it glow
Let it be
Let it snow
You planted a seed
Or did I?
I can’t remember now
Holy cow
I’ll let it go
Free to flow
Gliding down a flippin’ rainbow
Well what do you know?
Let it grow
Let it glow
Let it be
Let it snow
I thought I'd say Hi to the Druids
cos I prefer smoking to fluids
Little biggy was down
Is no one in town?
Will my life become tragic
If I can't reach Druids Magic?
cos I prefer smoking to fluids
Little biggy was down
Is no one in town?
Will my life become tragic
If I can't reach Druids Magic?
always trying to quit, constantly feeling like shit. embrace the addiction, no need for itching, just sit back and get that spliff in...
Oh thee special one times are hard, times are bleak, for me your true desire speaks, your warmth to my body your wisdom to my head, for this true vision of times ahead. I entered this late so no votes for me, instead ill just wait for my order of frozen cherryy 🍒
💚 Ode to Weed 💚
I started on Thai just to get high,
Now exotic flowers give me my super powers,
Light up a reefer, fly up the Khalifa,
The tastiest of dabs make me ever so proud,
The inhale elevates me on top of the clouds,
Exhaling the herbs to a new universe,
Tickle my throat I'm all about terrrppsss,
Bringing back moon rocks that will blow your socks off,
Bongs, vapes or spliffs, I'll hit with no coughs.
I started on Thai just to get high,
Now exotic flowers give me my super powers,
Light up a reefer, fly up the Khalifa,
The tastiest of dabs make me ever so proud,
The inhale elevates me on top of the clouds,
Exhaling the herbs to a new universe,
Tickle my throat I'm all about terrrppsss,
Bringing back moon rocks that will blow your socks off,
Bongs, vapes or spliffs, I'll hit with no coughs.
I ONCE WAS HERE BUT NOW IM NOT
I WENT AWAY TO SMOKE SOME POT
I PUT THIS HERE TO PROVE A POINT
COZ LIFE AINT SH.T WITHOUT A JOINT!
I WENT AWAY TO SMOKE SOME POT
I PUT THIS HERE TO PROVE A POINT
COZ LIFE AINT SH.T WITHOUT A JOINT!
Sorry this my real one .... this beautiful lookin flower makes me wanna
ROLL ROLL ROLL A JOINT
AND PASS IT DOWN THE LINE
TAKE A TOKE INHALE THE SMOKE
AND BLOW YOUR FRICKIN MIND . WOOOOP!
ROLL ROLL ROLL A JOINT
AND PASS IT DOWN THE LINE
TAKE A TOKE INHALE THE SMOKE
AND BLOW YOUR FRICKIN MIND . WOOOOP!
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