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by Tripeazy96

LB — Still street value in trying times

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by Tripeazy96

LB — Still street value in trying times

Wanted to make a post promoting the best deals I’ve had on LB, despite the rising cost of the dollar. I know prices range across the UK (140-210 per z) but generally I’ve found LB to be similarly priced to the street. Yeah sometimes it might be a few quid extra (especially with where the pound is at right now), but in return you get the variety and quality of any credible Amsterdam coffeeshop. So many cost effective smokes this year. The Gentleman Dealers for their potent twig-free shake, Pistach for the branding and stupefying low-cost variety, Dr Greenthumb for those free NDD top-shelf hash combos, Green Cat for his stinky and nostalgic Exodus Cheese, and Rileypacks for those sweet sweet Sherbert popcorn buds. If you’re new to LB and hesitant like I was these are the guys to trust!!! Feel free to suggest more sellers with quality affordable options below (:

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pollypuff20

Canadian Imports = LB Legends 😻

Tripeazy96

Been eyeing up their page for too long now. Appreciate the recommendation!

stocks 9.9/10

I only smoke concentrates. Canadian Imports, Radar Breeder and Great Vape Company are the three best I've found.

Great service from all three. They do loads of weed too btw. Not just concentrates.

Tripeazy96

Great cheers will take a look 👍

hiihu

I would like to echo pollypuff20 and add to the thread my unreserved recommendation for Canadian Imports.

The quality of their flower is outstanding. I've only received perfectly manicured buds. I am usually consistently able to get 0.15-0.175g of flower into a S&B dosing capsule, but with my orders from Canadian Imports I find I consistently get 0.22g. That is some dense bud, and it puts out vapour that almost resembles a frothy milkshake in its consistency.

Their stealth is the best of the vendors I've used, for a number of reasons which are probably better not revealed publicly.

They are also a genuine delight to deal with in direct communications. They give honest assessments of the quality of their batches. They were my first order on this site, whom I approached tentatively, and they were very welcoming and accommodating. I was quite demanding, especially for someone with 0 orders.

Taken together these factors have earned my complete trust. This is a very easy recommendation to write.

Pictured is 91 Octane, my most recent order, which I think may be a parent to the Jet Fuel Gelato they've got at the moment.

I also happened to get a little branded black tin with it, which looks elegant, can hold up to 2g of their flower, and weighs EXACTLY 5.00g so you can easily tell how much is in it. So well thought out!

pollypuff20

Weed Porn photo! 🤩😍🤩👍

Tripeazy96

What a positive and concise account of their services. Appreciate the rec, will be ordering some flower soon. Those buds look trimmed to perfection 🤩

Tman77

I’d agree with everything here - the gentlemen dealers even more so now theyve dropped their price. Shakewise, i have to mention super hans as his oz for $110 is astonishing value - its basically cali grade popcorn.

2.5 years ago when i joined i didnt feel there was much budget, or street priced stuff but now there’s loads.

Tripeazy96

Yes been eyeing Superhans but similarly to CI I’ve held back due to the higher pricing. Appreciate the rec, will take the plunge on some shake/cheaper wares asap!!

Tman77

You wont be dissapointed in the shake. This is what i got 😊

Tripeazy96

Now that’s what I’m talking about!!

The Gentlemen Dealers 9.7/10

Thanks alot ❤️
We have reduced all prices too have a look at the menu.
TGD

Tripeazy96

Thanks for doing this. Means a lot to buyers right now 🙏

Riley_packs 9.7/10

Appreciate the recognition bro. Stocking up on more FINE quality shake as tough times ahead are coming.

Pleasure working with you.
RP ✌️

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GIVEAWAY! $150 store credit X2

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CHRISTMAS COMPETITION WIN $300!!

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$200 ish Oz with new venders. Tried and tested 06.10.2022

Good investigative work here brother, these vendors look great. Agree with person above on Green Cat, always big buds and his recent Amnesia is so tas…

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$200 ish Oz with new venders. Tried and tested 06.10.2022

So A few weeks ago I posted a topic on New Venders and what were the golden rules that you follow and do people take a punt on them.

https://littlebiggy.org/viewSubject/p/4811509

On the back of the excellent review and subsequent comments that followed.

Continuing in the spirit of that, I thought I would post this. Link to the topic by Apexskunk2. I would highly recommend it

https://littlebiggy.org/viewSubject/p/4805667

The reason that I asked is that two orders in a row I had a swap out. That's not a complaint because it says right on the page. If we run out we will replace it. One of the weeks I ended up with a 1 1/2 of the same gear. The following order again, a swap out but fortunately for me it was swapped out for Amnesia Haze. I normally would not order it but I was a nice change and opened the other door again for the Haze.

So after reading the comments and taking into account the advice given. I decided to put my money where my mouth is, and take a leap of faith on some new venders.

So my stoned ass logic was this, right or wrong.

If these new venders are serious about making a name for themselves. Then are they going to go that extra mile? Is the gear going to the best of the bunch as they are not processing the volume of orders because they are not on the wall but this could go drastically wrong. Are they not making a name for themselves because the gear is gash?

So just a thought? I feel that I had to take one for the team and proceed with the experiment.

Full disclaimer! As alway's this is just my opinion and thoughts and by no means fucking scintific and as always stress i'm also no canabis sommelier!

I don't know about everyone else but my driving factor is the amount of funds available to me. Give or take most months my budget is $200. If I have extra I might order a treat but on the whole that's my lot. Without eating into money for other stuff or getting moaned at from the missies lol I'm more than OK with that. In these times "That will do"

Early on I got into the habit of buying testers but on reflection I ended up spending more money on posting then I would have buying a Q or 1/2.Now I loved the testers because I was getting to try out new gear but most of the testers full price is well outside my budget also.

So if I'm going to do this then I may as well go balls deep ! As the overall feedback from the previous topic was sit back and see what happens. That's probably the best and sensible option but not in the scope of what I'm trying to achieve

I used to just scroll the wall looking for deals and stuff within my budget which worked no problem. Then I started to see that you would get more information from the topic's wall than you would get scrolling the wall.

Keeping that in mind the experiment starts
Now I'm keeping an avid eye on the topics to see who and what is getting posted especially if it's a deal or a new vender as I'm a nosy cunt.

As said, based on the feedback and advice I followed some simple rules rules.
1. The most important and the best bit of advice given. Always comms the vender first just to see how long it takes to get back to you. Priceless advice. I was going to order from a vender and asked about them and they just advised me to comms them first. Which I did. Still waiting on a reply.
2. Look at the last time they were online.
3.Look at the date of the last review
4.Look at the reviews
5.Look at the amount of sales they have.
6.Have they been active on the topic's and how active. Lot's of course because they are trying to make a name for themselves.
That's just a brief list but not extensive. As always in the end it comes down to your gut feeling.

So the venders below are listed in order of when I purchased from them. What I got. Cost at time of sale Inclusive of posting - fee's for BC. What happened and my thoughts on the bud and the overall experience. Again mostly driven by budget first. No point me scrolling and looking at shit that $55 1/8. It's nice to window shop but fucking pointless to what I'm looking for.

At the time of sale two of the venders had 25+ sales and one had 9.
Also this is a big Also. Now this is by no fucking means the best way but something that I have always done. I'm lucky in the fact that I can wake & bake a few days a week if I want (which is aye then) Now on occasion this can lead to bad consequences but as I said something I have always done lol

I also like to get a second opinion. As we all have encountered, That's shit but you're ripping on it. You like what you like

420Buds
I saw them posting on the topic's and remembered that I had gotten a tester ages ago from them. Had a look at the page again. Had been online that day. DM'd him asking fuck knows what. I honestly can't remember. I think it was regarding his hash but he got back to me fairly quickly.
So fuck it my first test starts.
Comms - Decent and quick Stealth - What you would expect from any vender on LB. Vacum packed in a sealed bag, No issues at all. Posting - RM tracked 24H took 1 day to arrive.
High Grade Soft blonde hash 14G - $108.25 ($8.25 Shipping)
Part of the review I left - I've only just got back into hash but in my opinion this is a lovely smoke. Soft and smells great and a great stone off the Dyanavap and I was really surprised at how long a small bit of the hash lasted in the dyna and that's only due to the quality of it.
I gave some to a mate and he said he found it very much like Dr GT cream moroccan gear
Stardawg 14G $100-  I had tried to order star dawg the previous week but ended up with another swap out as I said. Now the buds were dense and a very good example of star dawg for $100 a half so fair play.
Total - $208.25
Both enjoyed by the second opinion man also lol

I liked the order so much That my next order was from him also. This is where the Haze part is relevant. I sent Him a DM asking what his Amnesia Haze was like and of course he said it was the best batch he had in ages. I thought aye of course it is. That's what you would say.

Ordered a 1/2 then fucked him about and added another half and did not want to pay for posting twice because I'm a tight cunt. Which he sorted no problem.

So An Oz of Amnesia Haze - $205 ($5 posting)
From the review - This is exactly what he said it was and I'm fucking glad that I ordered an Oz now. I could tel you that it has hints of this and smells of traces of shut the fuck up. Got the delivery and cut open the bag and you get that instant wiff. The smell was intoxicating. Fresh and just delightful. Big pormo nugs galore!!!!!!!!!!
This is also why I like this vender. Again I was finding that I had left it too late again and needed something pronto and to his credit. He replied that he could not guarantee he could post it on time. Fair play he could have just said. No problem and took the sale. So fair play.

MrBean
So 420buds was not an option so I went looking again and MrBean had been quite active on the topics wall. I nearly never looked as I hate that program.

I saw a post regarding Black cherry gelato US mids. I caught my eye and within my budget. They had had 25+ sales I think at the time. Followed the rules and placed an order.

Black cherry gelato US mids - $200

Comms - Spot on. No issues at allStealth - Again what you would expect from LB
Part of the review - The bud. I was very surprised at the quality of the gear. I like a gelato and the word mids has negative connections. In my opinion for the price this is anything but mid for me. The description does not do it justice. I really liked it. Small to med nugs but I quite like that Great smoke. Glad I tried it and will be using the vendor again.
second opinion agreed lol

I have also been looking at his hash but yet to try it.
Keep It green

STRAWBERRY AMNESIA - $163 Including posting

I saw a topic on his bud and looked at his page and the bud looked good and I really liked the way that he describes it. Not just you cut and paste bull shit.
He then posted a sale on his strawberry Amnesia.. I had some home grown strawberry glue not that long ago and enjoyed it. A good change from the norm. Most importantly for me is the price. Fuck it I thought he's been decent on the comms and active on the topics
Comms - Sent him a random DM just saying I liked the look of his page ect and he got back to me fairly quickly. just acknowledging what I said and thanked me. Good fucking start I thought. Also I thought this was decent. I Dm;d him and said that an Oz is a big wedge for me and because you don't have racking it's putting me off. He said to leave it with him and he added NDD
Stealth - Probably the best I have had on LB. This man knows what he is doing. If I'm honest it was a bit over kill but that's far better than the alternative. Two 1/2's vacuum packed. Inside another vacuum pack. In side a reflective sealed bag. Double wrapped. I felt like playing pass the parcel with myself. And kind of added to the experience in a way lol
Bud- I have still to review the bud but I have been smoking it so I can give you an update. As it's a wake & bake day, Ya dancer his description says the following
Decent smoke, banging Ami with a wee hint of Strawberry cough.

I sell a lot of this to my female customers.
Pretty tough buds but best of all its cheap and very good value for money.

Firstly If a lot of female customers buy this then I'm a fucking gender tourist. Don't give a fuck This is the best value for money I have had on LB. I wish I could post a photo but I don't have photos of the other bud so I won't
I can see his point. When I got to open the bag the bud was in the smell was very strong and you can smell the strawberry from it.
Smells edible once grinded up if that makes sense? I would have liked to have had this in the summer. It smokes like a sunny day smoke but in a very good way. It's the type of smoke that if you passed someone on the street smoking it. Instead of the nice and smile to yourself. It's more a pause and turn around thinking that's nice very nice.
I would quite happily pass someone a joint and you would get the what's that look lol

I am currently typing this very very stoned with Nirvana Unplugged live in New York playing.
I'll be honest it might not be everyone's cup of tea but I'm going to stash some away and reorder if there is still some left at that price. I had mixed thoughts about sharing this one as someone else said. I want to keep it to myself so he has some when I can reorder.

Now it looks like I'm just blowing bubbles up the venders arse but I have had good experiences and good gear.
So either my taste in weed is shit. Which is quite possible or I have just been lucky. either way I don't care I have had a good time with this experiment lol

And anyone on the same budget honestly based on my experience so far with them I would have them in this order based on all of the above. just to be clear I you read I liked the bud from all but If I was put on the spot it would be this. This is a very close call and you're talking tight margins here.

1. Keep it green - Fucking bargain at the price honestly the bud vs price is differently in the faver of the customer
2. 420Bud's for the Haze and Hash both great but especially the hash Bently stamp you could roll into balls which I then put in my keif trap (for emergencies)
3.MrBean - Loved the bud but I had to pick an order

I would use all 3 again no problem at all.
Just on a side note regarding value for money.

Have a look at Shroom of the loom small buds. I have put the link below to the review. Not mine Apexskunk2       https://littlebiggy.org/viewSubject/p/4805667

mrbean 9.7/10

Superb guide for new buyers, this really eases the tension for first time buyers who think that this may be a scam or think that new vendors are always out to make just abit of change and cut loose.

Hopefully in the near future we will have a variety of strains and hashes for great prices...
Mr bean :)

TheDazzler

Thanks MrBean

As I said small margins in regards to order lol 😂

zz87

I know this was for newer sellers but just a heads up for the biggas Green Cat has $100 ounces available its the end of the jar buds from previous listings so you know its nice smoke :) For anyone in a squeeze its an amazing deal imo.

ps - I'll be honest this was waaay longer than any post I'll ever read lol but these topics definitely help new users and new sellers :)

TheDazzler

Typing and being stoned as fuck with too much time on my hands today lol

zz87

haha why not though mate thats the beauty of this place my stoned brain loves being on here even when I'm not buying it still wants to pop by and have a look about lol :P

TheDazzler

Danger ⛔️ for the bank balance but I’m the same lol 😂

TheDazzler

Nice 👌 will defo will definitely be having a look and definitely something that adds value to the post and the point

Cheers zz87

tomatoalec

Nice work bud!

Greentech 9.6/10

https://littlebiggy.org/item/9Peu0CAcjnVDtzJK4OaxHG87/view/p

Great work Dazzler!!

You need to stop by and see whats on our shelf.

For instance you can get 28g of the finest hashes in Europe/World right now! with our London Pound Cake heading followed closely by Doctor Kush ($220 an Oz) on the guitar and Monaco and Million on the mic!!!

This is a serious line up and my indulgence hash box is the fucking ROCKSTAR!! ....link added :)

TheDazzler

Greentech I have a gander at your page quite often. I definitely like the look of your hash and within the budget 👌 just!

But in the intest of research had to get this done first 🙄 the hardships we face

It still amazes me that I have the chance to do this on this platform. Could you imagine trying to do the experiment local lol 😂

Greentech 9.6/10

Yes it would be a bit difficult and you would probably get a whack off some local that didn't agree lol

We do a 2 g sampler box so you get to try all 4 for $28 including fingertime .

pollypuff20

Great work Daz! 🤩🤩

Anyone wondering whether to order from those vendors have got all their bases covered right there.😳👍

LB has got some absolutely rocking gear right now and across a lot of budgets. A know a lot of Biggas still say it’s too expensive and yup for some it will be. But factoring in the kind of service, speed, stealth and product often being provided here it still blows my noodle 🤯😻

TheDazzler

Totally agree lots of decent gear and prices kicking about

TheDazzler

Cheers Polly and agreed.

Know your budget and go from there or your scrolling for hours

pollypuff20

My name is Polly. I am a Scroll Addict….😞😉

tomatoalec

I hear ya!

I scroll all the way…several times a day….just incase some insane hash from a far flung corner of the world pops up.

tomatoalec

I hear you.

I scroll all the way….several times per day….just incase some exotic hash from a far flung corner of the world pops up! 🤓

TheDazzler

I’m so tempted fuck it

In the words of Limp Biscuit

Keep………..,

TheDazzler

🤣😂🤣😂

Todd's Sure Thangs 10/10

Hi Polly

pollypuff20

Hi 😔 😝

420buds 9.8/10

Cheers for the great feedback bro. We do our best to keep customers happy. For us that’s what it’s about. 👍

Special1

Thanks for that Amazing Bentley hash, been enjoying that this Christmas .
It was 💯%high grade as described.
Think I got the last bit 😉so hope you get some more as I’d never had that particular hash before & the effects are amazing & just as smooth as a x3 filtered.
I’m to stoned to go into detail but great job 👏🏽

420buds 9.8/10

Merry Xmas pal. Glad you enjoyed the Bentley. We still have plenty there for when we reopen in the new year

TheDazzler

On another note. The wee box it came in is now the the keep my shit together box 👌

It was a sweet tin before I must have been using it for at least 3 years. It was like parting with a car you loved. Probably not the best choice to start with due to my Ferrell kids 🙄

420buds 9.8/10

😂😂

TheDazzler

You do all the hard work I just press buttons and wait for the post man lol

No problem credit when credit is due 👌

TheDazzler

Cheers man.

It was decent fun lol 😂

So much still to get to round to trying 👌

Apexskunk2

Tidy research Dazzler 🍻

Were these right at the bottom of the wall, my lazy ass barely makes it half way or I start seeing too many Willy pills

TheDazzler

All from the topics page as I have not seen any of the 3 venders stated on the wall.

There are so meany venders that I just don’t know about because of that.

Apexskunk2

Detective Dazzler sniffing out the good ones, keep it up 😎

TheDazzler

🥸🥸 incognito lol 😂

hiihu

You absolute legend! Thanks for doing this. It was stuff like this that finally got me to order from here this year, and I'm never going back! I cannot stress how invaluable contributions like this are.

🙏👏👍

TheDazzler

Cheers man I glad you enjoyed it 👌

TheDazzler

In line with this thread. I was looking for Shrooms smalls but nothing listed unfortunately but I did see a topic green tech had posted about hulk mids at just under $200.

Just incase anyone was looking for the same sort of thing. (Not tried it but the listing looks good 👌)

TheDazzler

Update
**Honesty is the best policy**

Late experiment up date

Right, Bigga's full disclosure: I'm a hypocritical cunt! and I will explain why!

So my name is The Dazzler and I'm a topic's addict

Looking through the topic last night and saw the 50% sale on Trim. Established vender RealID. I looked at my coin base account and thought I will have some of that. I need filler and at that price. let's just say I'm managing my expectations on that. If it does what I need it to do then, Fucking happy.

So I passed it to a few people that I know that use it like me.

Now that's not the hypocritical part..

So I don't use any other social platform other than FB even then that's very little. This is going to sound like I have no life but I'm up pretty early.

Coffee on and my morning routine starts wonder what that involves eh and looking at the topic's but I had a few notifications and looked at them first.

Had a DM from McFly369 with the following heads up about a new vender tescrow

Selling decent looking hash. So I had a look and right enough the stuff looked decent and it was all stuff that I had not tried before.

Now at the time of order they still had the 3.5 testers listed and again looked at coin base and had £42 worth of bit coin. 7g @ £40.12.

At this point it's 06:07 that's when I ordered without following any of my fucking own advice but the page looks very much like another vender. So at that time of the morning. No fucking chance are you getting comms and they 3.5 listing is not going to last at all.

So It's £40 now £40 to me is still fucking £40 quid and will be raging if I lose it but If I was going to get bumped I would prefer £40 not the volume from the first experiment.

Two hash that I have not tried for £40 bangers! fuck it as the McFly369 knows his hash and trust his judgement.

Me bad I know

Since the order the comms have been spot on and the bonus fuck it as I said that's just gravy.

I have put this on other post's and feel free to check but I know myself how the timing of that we bonus looks. I love free weed as much as anyone but I have never reviewed or will review weed that I have not paid for.
For the sole reason that I don't feel obligated to be nice, As we have discussed, if a new vender has 10 sales and I give them a shite review and leave a 5/6 that would crush the ratings. I'm not taking that responsibility on a free. I just think that I feel that I can be honest without the obligation.

Just my own view that's all.

Will keep you updated on the progress of my Ad-Hoc experiment that has just contradicts everything I posted yesterday but at least I have my stoned ass logic to justify it (more the spend again) and my lack of self control.

Apexskunk2

Keep the posts coming mate, I love a read too 😂

But, I’d still be honest if free weed was shit, prefer to protect someone buying that with their only coin ❤️

Thankfully every little fee sample I’ve had has been with an order and always banging.

And you know why, mostly due to people like you, polly and rabbit petitefleur etc.

Why I love reading and writing smoke reports, help out that fellow stoner anyway I can ❤️

Have a good weekend all

TheDazzler

Forgot to say appreciate it man.

That’s one of the reason I love this place getting to know people and just talk shit about weed.

Now I’m not even in the same league as the people mentioned in regards to knowledge

But as you know am a Jedi at talking shit lol 😂

TheDazzler

Agreed I love a little sweetener all day long.

That’s different in my eyes as you have made a purchase and they have chosen to do that. 🤷‍♂️

It’s more the report for free weed I don’t like. Nothing against it what so ever. Sounds like I’m splitting hairs but in ma head it makes sense lol 😂

The point about saving people coin. If it is shot I am behind 100% I would hate to think someone got shot weed and I never spoke up because I felt guilty 🤦 but the other side of the coin is that if your that confident in your product then all day.

It’s not you it’s me ha ha ha

TheDazzler

Up Date on tescrow.

So Was heading away for the weekend so I was not expecting fuck all before Monday as I'm leaving before my post. Fucking gutted.

Until I spoke to the postman and he reminded me to get it left at the depo.

Ya fucking dancer. Which I did and picked up on route.

Now I was going to see a stoner mate. So this was a fucking extra!

I also had a late delivery that I had been waiting on which arrived on Friday which is not in line with this topic.

I have not looked at what the prices are now

Keep in mind that I have only been back using hash for about 5 months or so.

Comms -spot on

Stealth - what you would expect but it was resealed in a small chocolate button's bag. which was a new one for me lol

When I tried the hash it was spot on but I had been using dabbs for the first time ever first. So it got lost in a cluster fuck.

So in the interest of my continued education Hash smoke report at some point with the following hash. Once the report is done it will be apparent that I'm no fucking rich cunt at all just a quiescence.

Hashin
Camarello Coin (You seen his page lately if not fucking look. Wish I had more money than I have. Stuff looks sexy as fuck)
Tscrow
London Pound cake
Bitcoin stamp

Dr Green Thumb (Now here is the hard part for me. Got it in a trade so have two but still to work out which is which.

This report will be Apexskunk2 style for a change

Based on Hash and Hash alone! no price! value for money or anything.

Like for like

Keep you all updated and will be a stand alone topic

Take it easy

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on Shroom Of The Loom 9.7/10

10.5g Flash Giveaway ⚡

Been eyeing your menu for too long, thanks for this. Best of luck everyone 🔥✌️

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on Green Cat 9.6/10

HALLOWEEN $300 GIVEAWAY!

$28,456 THANK U MR CAT

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on THEGREENTEAM 9.6/10

420 Pick n Mix Giveaway :)

Runtz OG ❤️🤙

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on Eddys Hashbar 9.8/10

Eddys 🔥420😮‍💨 Lucky number Giveaway . Happy 420 Everyone🫶

Good luck everyone ❤️

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on BLUE FUCKING FIRE ZUSHI 9.5/10

BLUE ZUSHI END OF MARCH GIVEAWAY 3 OUNCES TO 3 WINNERS! BACK IN STOCK

Thanks P best luck everyone

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on Shroom Of The Loom 9.7/10

Happy 4/20, Biggas! 🍁 3 x $100 Store Credit Giveaway

Happy 420 ❤️❤️

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on THEGREENTEAM 9.6/10

Mix N Match 28G GIVEAWAY :)

Notes From Underground by Fyodor Dostoyevsky 💥

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on Keep It Green 9.8/10

CRIMBO COMPO

Two old friends are discussing their sex lives. David, 29, has no issues with his wife and gets lucky at least 3 times a week. Jerry, 38, laughs as he…

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on Keep It Green 9.8/10

CRIMBO COMPO

Morning folks, guy's and gal's

I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)

It will be a Merry Crimbo

So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.

To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.

Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!

Garryfl

What’s the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

LOL Garryfl

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Garryfl your going to be the winner.
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.

So I'm ending the competition here.

Winner Winner is Garryfl.

Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.

Congratulations

cloudeater77

I love a good spoonerism.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Alrite mate. Have you received your prize yet??

Djevo35

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol

VegasSmokeCat

A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed.

In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.

With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."

Gunitbiggy 10/10

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

bpwmemmott

What's brown and sticky?

A stick

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good start

UKStoner666

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Dark but comical

OldManEd

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

It's nacho cheese!

Eddys Edibles 9.6/10

Great to see other vendors joining in the Christmas spirit and giving back. Nice 1 Keep it Green 👍

Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy

What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?

MINT🙃

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Cheers and good joke mate

lbonblast

……I know this is recycled from some place but it’s a gooden-

How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie

Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼

SadHomie

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because it was a zebra crossing 🤷‍♂️

crispyleaf

A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I like this 1

Diesel2rider

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says, can I buy a wasp?

Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!

Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.

🐝🐝🤣😀

4nthraxc4t

A recent favourite.....

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Took me a minute

4nthraxc4t

It's a great bit of word play 🙂

cloudeater77

Two girls are working at the the supermarket.

“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”

“How can you do that?”

“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”

A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.

“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”

“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”

“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”

Keep It Green 9.8/10

10/10

Puresmoke

A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"

Nblue

I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!

Eddys Hashbar 9.8/10

Not sure if I’m too high but that tickled me 🤣

motocross

My mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.

Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!

Cakes

Why is it best not to wear russian underpants in Chernobyl, because your shhh-knob-fallout

Sukhy96

Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

They just wash up on shore

TagDad

An English man, a French man and an Italian man were talking about sex.
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"

Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"

English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol because it rings a bell in my memory

Lonescot

On his 18th bday a dad took his son who had no arms and legs for his 1st beer...

Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...

So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...

Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......

he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good

Killtobehappy

How do you know you are a true stoner?

When your bong gets washed more than your dishes

Tonic

Best in a Scottish accent -

10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?

….. coo eight

sam508

Christmas is so stupid…

Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷‍♂️🎄🎄

Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Nice :)

Seraphim235

My best joke atm is KIG got better & healthier produce than law permitted pharmacies that are causing people to have lung infections by selling mould in a tub to them passed as medicine

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Happy dayz

HughPhug

old boy sitting on a train, girl gets on and sits opposite him. guy leans forward and says 'excuse me, can I smell your cunt?'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol

tomatoalec

What’s the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?

One will make your day the other will make hole weak.

skunk76

I get paid the national minimum wages, 9.50£ for one hour of honest hard work, come on if that's not a joke, I don't know what is 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😎😎😎

Chopper

What's the definition of a mixed feeling? Watching your Mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car

Bruiser

A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus.
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.

A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."

“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.

Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.

The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."

Pandemian

Three blokes find an old lamp lying by the side of the road, and when they rub it a genie pops out and grants each of them three wishes. "Now tell me," he booms, "what is your first wish?"

The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.

The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.

Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.

"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.

A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."

The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."

Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.

"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."

Daf1462

I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".

He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Good contender

TheDazzler

True story as I witnessed it lol

Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.

30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.

Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.

Quick as fuck

Looks like a wall to me big man.

Night in the cells for him.

Supercat

What’s the difference between a Crane and a Giraffe?

One has hydraulics!!😳

Wifftat

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the lane and turned in to a field

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Very good

dashing 10/10

Johnny's mum is in the bathroom shaving her bush when Johnny runs in without knocking.

Mum tries to cover up

Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"

Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"

Off Johnny goes...

He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"

Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"

Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?

Jayboy

Whats a Frenchman 's favourite Dessert??..a trifle Tower..😉👍

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Like it

Lonescot

Who won?

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Garryfl won the compo mate

Lonescot

Seen lol

gypsum_fantastic

What do you call a pirate that likes to piss on people?

Aargh Kelly.

djwiz

Q: how do you tempt a bear with cheese?

A: Camembert.... (!)

:D

Lonescot

What does a deaf gynaecologist do???

He reads lips 💋

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

I'm good at lip reading

Lonescot

🤣🤣

Lonescot

What's the height of embarrassment????

Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Lol
Welcome to my world

Lonescot

🤣🤣🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Gazz1313

3 women walking down the street eating ice creams... ones licking it slowly, ones biting chunks off, and the other is sucking it seductively... which one is married?

The 1 with a ring on her finger.

1 post

+1 votes

on strainsburys 9.6/10

COMPETITION - WIN A FREE 3.5 of CALI !

16.5! Your business model looks smashing guys. You’re high on the watchlist ✌️

1 post

+3 votes

on {littlebiggy initiatives}

Initiative: Stock Counter

Mad respect to CI for pushing this envelope — using giveaways as a means to incentivise is a galaxy brain move. I’ve had my share of substitutes, and …

+37

on {littlebiggy initiatives}

Initiative: Stock Counter

As we've requested multiple times by customers and vendors by not having this feature it does nothing but negatively impact the site!

Its 2022 not the 1990's why should we have to spend the evening messaging customers to tell them we've run out of stock, its really ridiculous that in this day and age there isn't a stock counter this must be a very simple feature that should be one of the first things the admin adds on any marketplace!

+14

Anon1385

The amount of profit this site must take, it's mind boggling how simple changes that have been requested for years, still haven't been made.

Maybe I'm missing something, but is it not that simple to do?

+12

Canadian Imports 9.8/10

It drives us crazy as we believe its a simple feature, any marketplace has a quantity section when listing a item and LB is the only exception, who knows Anon we must be missing something.

We can't see it benefiting anyone vendors struggle, customers are left disappointed and Transaxe have to process refunds in some cases, we don't know how its more talked about on the topics page :/

+12

Rikform

Last time this happened to me was with you guy's about a month or so ago. I ordered lemon punch which sold out so i recieved the lemon haze which was very nice but it must of been pure luck that you had a lemon strain to replace, in the past it has not gone so well with other vendors, for example receiving strains with pine terps when i ordered a sherbet strain which is a big disappointment for me.

If i was a vendor the one thing i would want was a stock count so i could program the amount of units and go off and do something else or at least concentrate on comms, i cannot believe there is no system in place and one of the main reasons that puts me off becoming a vendor along with the high fee's.

+10

sam508

Simple things like this should be in place here…. It not only effects the vendors but the customers as well.

I’ve seen people get excited to try products but be let down (no fault of the vendors) and missed out..
Then on some occasions the vendor replaces said item with something in the same price range, but not what they wanted… E.g. a haze when the buyer wanted an Indica…. Then it’s a lose lose situation for all involved :(

💚✌️

Emz2460

CI is bang on here.
One of the biggest features of LB is the choice you have, I spend stupid amounts of time browsing the wall i hear the phrase kid In a sweet shop used a lot and it’s accurate. So let’s use that you’ve got your pocket money you’ve spent hours squeezing the best bang for your buck and then you get sent something completely different that 9 times out of 10 you would of ordered had you of wanted it, it negates a selling point of little biggy and if it’s that easily fixed surely it’s a no brainier ?
On that note, I’ve just put in a 2nd order for your Gary Payton x runtz which is some of the most exquisite bud I’ve had in years and I think the first contender to the speaker knockers from supper Hans for best bud on biggy 2022.
Please don’t sub me lol, I may cry.

Mo_Gz

Easy Change LB… make it 💯
And UK currency!
CI 🖤

windiest

The stock counter matters to me because almost all of the replacements I've been sent over the years have been disappointing.

Not always bad but if you want a lemonade you get lemonade dig

hesh 10/10

I remember putting up a post about 2 years ago on this same topic of discussion, the fact nothing ever really gets done is absolutely mind blowing, having an online market without a stock counter is the most counter productive setup i could possibly imagine, it affected even my very brief stint as a vendor and it affects all vendors and all customers every day, and why???

i find it impossible to believe this site doesn't have an active admin of sorts, there's absolutely no way a market of this magnitude is just being left to run by the borgs, i'm not buying it for a second! so knowing this site is actively moderated makes it feel like even more of a kick in the bollocks when nothing gets done and we never get an explanation either!

i for one have also noticed these kinds of topics literally dissapear from the wall completely, and very quickly, whilst other topics remain! i'm sorry to partially hijack this topic with my topic but i also posted yesterday asking for yet again a VERY simple change that HUGELY benefits every single user of this site but the topic dissapeared from the wall not long after posting it so it's not getting seen anymore, so if you don't mind, i will link it here also!
https://littlebiggy.org/link/kdoJtq

thanks for posting this CI!

Bfetcher

The amount of times I’ve had to have an order swapped for something else as it ran out when I ordered is daft when there’s such a simple fix

mark_jeremy

Still a fairly new user, haven't been affected by a swap out yet (to my knowledge) but I wouldn't be happy with it. C'mon LB help everyone out

Inglis83

Didnt you win reald giveaway a while back? Lightning might strike twice.

DeadRabb1t

I agree completely we need a stock counter for vendors

What does that look like though? How much back end processing of data will be needed to monitor stock

How does the weird run/not run side of LB continue in its act of presenting a semi autonomous front if they suddenly start developing things? 🧐🤷🏻

But we definitely need a stock counter of some manner for vendors

I just feel that the Borg's that be might feel they prefer the current open can of "no counter" rather than the potential bottomless pit of development hell that any major service updates bring

Any how Stock Counter please Borg's 😘

hesh 10/10

Bump, just going to keep pushing these topics to the top of the wall as often as i can, i wish we would all come together on this

klayton88

Who do I have to suck off to make this happen too? This, dated posts and prices in £s has been long over due. I get pissed off enough when Tesco substitute Jaffa cakes for Cillit Bang. A simple feature like this would make life easier for both vendors and customers. Let's make this happen borgs!

Jimo2

Having been on this lovely sight for years (multiple accounts) it has been an utter frustration to browse for a considerable amount of time only to find what you think would be the perfect strain/vendor only to be sent something completely different. Some vendors will do the right thing and let you know that they have sent you something different because of stock issues, but the majority do not!!
I no longer am able to indulge but still buy for my other half, and she is very particular in what she likes!

It is high time!!!! LB BORGS!!! fix it!!

Nazgul

Would help to make this site seem a bit more organised. It’s difficult to tell what’s in stock and I don’t want to waste money on a replacement product so it potentially puts people off from ordering.

BBDoom

I'd love a stock counter more than anything, i'm a fan of the site how it looks and operates but this is a very important step forwards.(the less legit this site looks the better imo, and i like the dollars too because of this, even if we lose out at times)
I've been caught out before when vendor had little stock and i'll sometimes choose the strain with the biggest quantities listed in a shop just because of this.
CI are great folks, they never get wall time, even when us biggas praise them it always falls from wall.
Please consider LB!👍

Bigbob321

I've not experienced this as of yet but definitely is an obviously need feature. That and changing pricing to £ is what this site desperately needs. Other than that, so far my experience with LB is golden

Binary5010

A stock counter is a must. Helps stop problems before they occur, which means more happy customers and more happy vendors surely?

Triggsbluff

Triggsbluff

I fully agree with this having a stock counter could cause so many less unhappy customers that wouldn't have purchased from a vendor if they knew their favourite strain wasn't in stock. It isn't really fair to vendors either as there are some biggas that are impossible to please and will hold it against the vendor when in reality its unrealistic to expect vendors to sit at a screen every minute to take stock . It's also an easy way for dodgy vendors to take advantage and get rid of bud that nobody is choosing to buy. Seems like a feature that would benefit every bigga out there!

ThunderousDreamer

I’m shocked this doesn’t exist already! A fairly simple feature to implement that would have great benefits for all parties, ultimately even for the admins as I’d guess sales would increase. Let’s get this done, for everyone’s sake

Agent Blue

Stock counter makes perfect sense as there's no dates on posts so unless you get in early there's no guarantee that you'll actually get your preferred order placement.

Maybe the stock counter could be a sellers choice just in case they'd rather not disclose the amounts they have available for security or whatever?

I'd be happier knowing that the item I chose is the one I'd get as there's some strains I just don't like!

Anon1385

They can make a stock counter that doesn't publish the amounts
publicly and make it only visible to the vendor.

Unless you're saying vendors might not want to disclose the amount to LB, even if it is hiden from the users?

Agent Blue

I have no idea if vendors would be happy saying they X amount tbh I was just thinking some may not like saying we got massive quantities purely from a security perspective.
I know from a buyers point that I'd much rather get the item I wanted rather than a different strain that's not to my liking, which is why I'd like a stock counter.
I'm not tech savvy so I have no idea whats possible and whats not.
Littlebiggy is an amazing site but there is always room for improvement!
Edit: With vendor choice of stock counter I ment the vendor could chose whether to implement the counter rather than be forced to use it.

Donnie314

This would be amazing - I know I've experienced a different bud being sent due to product being out of stock. Would also make the vendors lives a lot easier so they can keep tabs on inventory - pretty basic for all merchants to have some sort of IMS. I can definitely help if need be? Bless 🙌

Wildboyjoj

Honestly this should be should an easy fix for this website. Stock counter should be used. I've used this website countless times and have suffered from not having one.

Luckily yhe vendors have been very helpful in the situation but nether the less it would be amazing!

Many thanks

fishflipz

Completely agree with Canadian Imports, this issue is causing sellers the added stress and admin work to let buyers know they have run out of stock or to ask about selecting an alternative. A stock counter would take away this issue almost immediately as sellers can state exactly how much of a product is left.

Understandably there could be some work here for the devs, however a consultation with the community would soon elicit the requirements for this tool. It may not be perfect at first, but surely implementing something and iterating the technical features would be better than sitting on hands.

Thank you CI for raising this and hopefully gaining the attention it needs.

Stockwell

100% need a stock counter on this site. Completely agree it’s should be an easy feature to implement. Also would love to see dates on comments and posts, and a search feature. Big respect Canadian Imports for providing a great service and all around great products.

Newchill1

Stock counter needed for sure..

-Happier less stressed vendors won't need to replace or refund
- more content buyers getting product they want for purpose required
-stickier LB getting more fees for better experiences

pigglesbud

pigglesbud

Ive had it before ordering something on LB waiting with such excitement only for what arrives to be nothing like what i ordered. Cant fault the vendor really...if it runs out it runs out but at the same time its not my fault either now im smoking some deadd bit i dont want. Vendors/buyers are a team we need eachother why LB tryna put walls between us like no stock counters or no time stamps on topics :-/

dwarfedgiant

Would be a helpful tool for both vendors and buyers. Buyers could see what's actually available and not have their order or part of their order subbed if the item has gone.
Vendors can then have a smoother selling process which ultimately results in repeat customers and more transactions. It's a win win. A percentage of stock available, something like that.

jiynts

This is one of the few issues on here that really frustrates customers and sellers. It’s a bit of a joke that you can spend so long picking a specific item only to receive something different, through no fault of the vendor.
It’s bastard to get the wrong thing, and I’m sure it’s a bastard having to send something that customers haven’t asked for.
Get the finger out LB admin!!

Apexskunk2

If take this over post date / time and thats saying something!!!

As a buyer, I've been done by this a few times.
Literally as my order is being processed the stock is gone and even though the vendor updated the post text, I was never to know.

thankfully my vendors have had something similar but would be pissed if I got a sativa over indica for instance.

Also, this hammers Sellers ratings.
I've read probably 1000s of reviews and many knock points off for a sub that was out of the vendors control!!!

"Weed is great but didn't get what I ordered so it's an 8"

And that's the nice ones, some slam them with 1s which must fuck your average, more so if new or not 1000s of sales.

We don't ask for much, and the site must make enough bank for a Web dev to sort this functionality, I doubt its even hard or long to do tbh!!

Shout out to CI for starting this thread and keep it going Biggas

Drgreenthumbni

Stock counter counts stock,done 😁

nlxxhz1001

CI give us the legendary “Amazon level” service, I think you deserve the back end tools to do your jobs more efficiently.
What’s the scenario when you’re down to the last few Oz of a particular strain on a Friday evening or Saturday afternoon and you want to do something else? do you have to keep logging in all weekend to check if you’ve nearly sold out or something?

Dogshoe

A stock counter would be great, thanks for raising, missed out on too many special items by delaying buying as I had no idea stock was so limited.

Inglis83

Hi there. A stock counter would help vendor and patrons. Nothing worse than ordering something as tasty as Mimosa and without the vendors fault receiving Stardawg. Im only a buyer but can see the issues sellers have, especially when running low on a particular strain. Would be better if item auto removed itself after the predetermined weight had reached its end and stop buyers getting different stock. I wish everyone luck in the prize draw, but myself slightly more ;)

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+4 votes

on PISTACH 9.6/10

JULY GIVEAWAY! 3 RANDOM WINNERS!

Red Pop was a delight, as per the entire range. Sweet citrus notes with piney undertones, complimented by a dense nug structure. The bud itself is ent…

+29

on PISTACH 9.6/10

JULY GIVEAWAY! 3 RANDOM WINNERS!

WE WILL BE DOING ANOTHER GIVEAWAY!
THE PRIZES ARE :

1ST 28G OF ANY UK STRAIN
2ND 14G OF ANY UK STRAIN
3RD 7G OF ANY UK STRAIN

THIS WILL BE OUR RANDOM WINNER MONTHLY GIVEAWAY FROM NOW ON!

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS EITHER:

1 - COMMENT UNDER THIS POST (1 ENTRY)
2 - REVIEW ONE OF OUR PRODUCTS UNDER THIS POST (2 ENTRIES)

IF YOU DO TASK 2 YOU WILL BE GIVEN TWO NUMBERED ENTRIES

+16

PISTACH 9.6/10

WINNERS PLEASE COME FORWARD AND DM US!
FIRST WINNER :
CJD420
SECOND WINNER:
UKSTONER666
THIRD WINNER :
JC2020
Thank you for participating!

CJD420

Absolutely love this shop
Pistach is king
😁❤️✌️

Mo_Gz

Congrats to the winnerz 💯

JC2020

I cannot believe I won, woohoo! Congrats to the other winners. DM on the way Pistach, cheers!

TheDazzler

Congratulations 👏

WHL_712004

Congrats

UKStoner666

Pistach for king, thank you for running these awesome competitions. I’m buzzing I won, I’m going for some Oreo Mac

+10.2

Gunga Din

Cookies and Cream

Ordered Friday afternoon, landed Tuesday morning looking like a trade seller thank you 🙏🏼 Pistach.

Soft and stinky, teases into fluff with the lightest touch of the finger, one dynavap cap on the bong and I was dozing away nicely, couch locked in no time.

3rd Pistach drop - not my last.

Fly420

What a picture mate! what camera is this?

Gunga Din

Thanks Fly420 I use Canon 5d’s. I wouldn’t normally bother but Pistach is a great seller with excellent product and price so I’m amazed they struggle with visibility.
And their competitions are obscenely generous!

Fly420

Totally agree mate he is one of the good ones

PISTACH 9.6/10

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CJD420

Afghan glue 10/10 tropical funk burns clean hits right also got blue zushi and strawberry shortcake both 10/10 bangers
Long live pistach ✌️

BBDoom

Noticed you had hit 10k reviews recently well done to you!❤️

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The Cookies is a great buy, a very soft clean hash, very moresome too.
One of the most value for money hash deals on LB, and P's stealth is amazing (usually gives the Postie a chuckle too).
My last NDD arrived no probs either.
P is among top 3 vendors here lets be honest.
Pistach for PM lets fucking GO!😂
🥁🥁🥁

Anon1385

The Sherblato was incredible, especially for the price. 10/10, sweet sherbet taste with a hint of cheese. Burns clean and is covered In trichomes. I was reaching for this over strains that costs double. Please get this back in stock 👌

Mbamby007

💜💜you kno how to treat us right

TheDazzler

Mac 1 Trim

Posting – Firstly it was free and you have to take that into consideration as we all know that the price can get sneakily higher if you don’t pay attention. Ordered on the Monday got it on the Thursday longest I have waited on a delivery so far from a seller but that’s not a criticism just my experience so far. Stealth – I got it what more do you need to know, happy days Communication with the seller was as I would expect decent and no issues at all. So aye not the end of the world BUT IT WAS FREE (and we all know how reliable the mail service is eh lol) So I put up a post on in regards to recommendations from “customers” on the site in regards to being skint flush ect anyway this was a recommendation given in the brasic section. Cheers Mr PollyPuff20 So when the ½ price sale came about I could not resist and ordered some £16 bangers WTFN. Don’t know about most you LB customers but lets just say things are getting tight around the household and we all Know that this is not a cheap hobby, is it? So ½ price shake, at this point you have to manage your expectations don’t you! Because it screams the bottom of the bucket the end of the end. A bit like going to the shops 10 min before it shuts and having a look and seeing what been reduced lol sometimes you win sometimes you lose but it is what it is. So the trim smells decent and more wee popcorn nugs than I expected and very few stalks ect so on the face of it all good in the hood! The plan is to have it as a vape option and use it for vape cocktail So I have been vaping only the trim in my vape no cocktail on and off since I have received it! Full disclaimer I have also been vaping distillate this morning. So the interesting thing that I have found is that one of the issues I have with distillate and I love distillate is that I feel sometimes the stone does not linger as long as I would want it to but I’m finding that I’m very surprised at how well it’s mixing. Let’s just say that I’m high and good decent high and not a mongo but not driving if you know what I mean. Anyway aye it is what it is and I’m enjoying it and that’s what counts Would I get it at full price? aye I would and think that it’s going to be a good wee addition to have kicking about as an option. So I will have no problems using it as a cocktail or just vaping it when I got shit to do but still want a buzz. So, bearing in mind it’s Trim and what I paid for it Happy days indeed Cheers Mr Pistach

OuttaSp4ce

One of the best sellers here👍🏻

Mac1 trim.
Bought a few times and used for edibles, filling out other joints and smoked on its own. Honestly, the quality you get for the price is amazing. Plus delivery has always been quick (usually 1 day!) and discreet so had no problems

Fgoose

Count me in please.
Strawberry shortcake.
Really nice. Not too strong though okay for in the days.
Value for money here

Mo_Gz

Ice Cream Cake from Pistach.
This one was fire - dank, stinky and strong.
Always happy when shopping with Team Pistach 💯🖤

Ginget

3 times trying to right this review and my bad hand kept ass ffucking me. Nothing going right not even saying thank you for an a* service.. This week was fortunate to dal with pistach alot. A* customnmer service to an anxiety ridden freak whos been online for 7 years. Dude did a great deal and provided some of the best buds I've seen in a very long time. with the best customer serrvice ive ad in timme. Please forgive my bad lighting. Shortcake has opurple leavs other iis blue zushie. They smoke so clean and taste as if god himself mf grew them. In 1 weekPistach toook an old timer and made a regular <3 you dude! P.s sorry for bad typing, nevere damage iun my main right hand.

Ginget

the blue zushie. God weeds for the price of peanuts, from a dealer of honesty and quality! <3 Just a god of smoke and a real human with a heart. Not a usual combo online!

zz87

Lets go pistachio :)

Currently been smoking the Strawberry Shortcake nice sour berry smell and a lovely skunky way to start the morning ;) also got some Afghan Glue, definitely smells tropical and builds up to a nice relaxing stone, both good value dense buds and smoke smooth and clean and I really like the tidy little packages :)

I wish I'd bought a stoneys bar to try tho, edibles a bit hit and miss for me so interested to see what the biggas have to say about those!

Stay high biggas good luck!

Fulleroaks 10/10

Nice love a giveaway good on ya giving back, ordered 14g afghan glue last week was little dence fruity buds stinks to high heavens clean smoke very well priced

Billymack

That time again maybe my time we see

Some top shelf mac

Miniwini

Cookies and cream hash is simply delicious, lovely smoke and great hit.. Haha I only have a pic of the empty bag! The millions /nerds are great too and the trim is generally great value ❤️

WHL_712004

Latest Oz of the trim arrived today, thanks mate. Had the pancakes, jealousy and this zushi batch and this looked the best of the lot before I even opened it. Decent bit of popcorn in here, nice kushy skunky taste and a smooth clean burn for what it is. Managed to get this for 25 quid which is ridiculous value and even at full price these have saved us a bundle recently. Had a chance to get Wedding Mac, Jaffacake, Rainbow Belts and Gelato Cake as well, all a lovely smoke and under a oner a half. Stealth changing regularly is a massive reason he's a regular, once ordered no concerns. Top seller my go-to for a while now.

yogi

Been smoking on some Gelato Cake and Sunset Sherbert this month.
Banging bud at a lovely price, stealth on point, super fast delivery, always perfect. 10/10 Pistach is my go to guy for a reason.

Mornin_Brew

What a guy!

Fly420

The Afghan glue is top tier couch lock material, been stranded here 2 days with no real intentions of moving, 😂
the gelato cake was amazing aswell shame it’s done, will be defo looking out for more 👌🫶

Redturtle4

I have been buying pistash's trim now for months. Its by far one of the best about at that price is it! Great service thankyou!!

KOTG83

Gelato cake - looks lovely straight out of the bag, creamy aromas hit the nose, a smooth silky smoke. Cheers pistach

Scarface818

Count me in please mate

Currently smoking the gelatos wedding cake and sunset strains both decent bud at a fair price you can’t go wrong

irishgreeneyes

ENTRY FOR THE DRAW PLEASE

bpwmemmott

Currently enjoying lenoncello. If you like citrus strains this is a great sativa choice. Nice clear high, great for early evening. Can really taste the lemon in a vape . Mixes well with a nice indica at night.

Bobo82

Thanks for another comp, loved the beldia hash it gets a 10 from me.
In fact everything from here has been 9s and 10s.

jbholmes22

Big up Pistach 😎 A great giveaway..

Had the pleasure of sampling the nerds edibles and also the strawberry fritter bud. The nerds are v strong edibles and will put you to sleep 😴! The strawberry fritter was a nice mellow hybrid for those summer evenings. Excellent service all around

TheDazzler

Aye count me in Mr Pistachio 👌

Nazgul

Legendary vendor. Thanks Pistach

klayton88

I'll be placing an order for some items from you as soon as the trim is back on the menu! Any ETA? I Look forward to your products.

JDutch

The best around !

pooski89

Sounds like a deal to me 👍 top vendor

BBDoom

Best comp evah.

Stanandted

My go to trader the best service and stealth and the weed is always amazing

dashing 10/10

Hi Pistach.
1 Count me in. It would be great to try your bud.

2.Got my trim today. Very good for the price. Would recommend a friend to try this blend.

Thx for the generous giveaway 👍

Gudgiemuzz

Count me in!

hippy50s

was not easy finding this post but glad im here in July where i think im in time lol order on way and will review with pics soon as. i dont know how you do it but keep doing it buddy!

AndyEightyNine89

The Best Bud on Biggy. I’ve ordered multiple times from this vendor & always bang on the money. The buds amongst the best & for value the trim beats all others. These guys are legends & long may they continue to provide such an amazing service. Thanks

Don Cooper

2022 ? yes please

psix0z

Jah bless :)

tombelcher9

Don’t waste time

wallace122

could i please be added thank you

Rijonal

A couple of reviews from bits I’ve had from Pistach: always a solid 10/10 for product and 11/10 for stealth (if you know, you know).

Wedding cake a while back was what started it off from Pistach for me: creamy, tasty, sit down and shit the Fcuk up kinda smoke - moreish and smooth, nice mid-small tight buds.

I had a couple of the hash eggs shortly after and they were sensational - a nightmare to handle / work with because of how oily / soft but a great addition to a bowl, couch lock time & game over.

Much love.

UKStoner666

Another giveaway Pistach is on 🔥

1. Count me in

2. Which product do I start with, the last batch I got was Gelato as the biscotti had run out. What can I say wow, the taste was sublime, the buds cured perfectly and the smoke was smooth and clean. The hardest thing with buying with Pistach is actually picking one of his many listings at unbelievable prices.

Don’t ever stop Pistach,

💚

Dornochdaftie.

yes please.

Supercat

Count me in Pistach!💚

Good luck everyone.🤞

Rambo11

Count me in pistach for the draw please
Smoked mostly all of pistach's hash which is fire and the buds nice also

Borislips

Yes please pistach 👍

Minty

Count me in too guys please.

NM18

Thanks Pistach, another opportunity with LB’s finest hash supplier

Diesel2rider

1, Count me in please!

2, I buy trim to keep as a reserve stash, it's perfect to fill in on those annoying times when the postie takes a random few days off. It's also good to bulk out the grinder when your buds are getting sparse. You always get a fair few popcorn buds and it's clean, overall due to value for money it's a 10/10.

jonomis

Count me in!

Lemon2021

Count me in guys if still going :)

kflor07

Commenting under this post :)

leanbean

I’ll chuck my name in the hat! I’ve recently had some of pistachs trim. Great bang for your buck as usual as gets you nice and high and tastes fine considering I vape rather than smoke

Zigbull!

What a great giveaway, please count me in!

hesh 10/10

Awesome thing to be doing for us biggas <3
also can you somehow source a never ending supply of this cookies and cream hash please hahah, bloody amazing gear can't usually fit hash in the budget but this price for this quality is insane, soft terpy resinous goodness cant get enough of it!

Drgreenthumbni

Count me in 😎

JC2020

Hell yeah!

Cookies and cream hash was brilliant value for money. Soft to the touch and a delight to smoke.

Gelato cake is/was outfuckingstanding. One of the top deals I've had on LB for quality/price.

Cheers!

djwiz

Hey Pistach! Ordered some trim and some C&C Beldia hash on Thursday. It arrived on Friday, great stealth as ever, and the fact it has taken me 4 days to review, tells you that I have been enjoying the goods! A1 as ever Pistach!

Slimjim81

Count me in please

holobrok

I love the cookies and cream hash, smooth smoke, great value, and very relaxing.

Nickpj123

Cool, I am in!

finsel

1- Yes please Pistachio

2- Cookies and cream hash is sublime. Soft and squidgy. Has a bit of that classic morrocan smell with a modern hybrid twist. Powerful uplifting high.

Bruiser

Yes please

irishgreeneyes

My review is on the cookies and cream hash... solid 10/10

Soft as fuck, smells outstanding. Makes you want eat it.

Lovely body buzz, mouth wateringly gassy.

Amazing

Gjohal1

Great giveaway top vendor had the Lemoncello recently lovely citrus lemon taste nice sativa high lovely tight nugs crumble nice a fantastic smoke nice price quick delivery can’t go wrong. Banging.

Kiltman

Pistach is on fire 🔥
Stoneys chocolate is amazing and very moreish. The cookies and cream hash is top drawer nice stone all over and if you want to have couch lock just have another 😀 happy days magic smoke magic vendor. A must for all to try.
Take it easy biggas it’s Sunday day of chilling ✌️