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{lb help}
Coinbase UK travel problem
Why would you put down LB as the name? Are you OK?

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{lb help}
Coinbase UK travel problem
Can anyone help me my Coinbase app now requires confirmation of who is receiving the coin I can’t get past it hence can’t pay for my order UK travel something 🤬 does anyone have a solution for me

Easiest way around it is setting up a cake wallet then send coins from CB (coinbase) to CW (cake wallet) then from cake wallet to vendor.
DO NOT put LB or littlebiggy as a name because it will eventually flag up.
DO NOT put LB or littlebiggy as a name because it will eventually flag up.

Yo everyone
you can put any name down ect Smith and ticket
or select sending to yourself
try using different wallet that doesnt have KYC
Coinomi exodus will be much easier
Hope this helps
RB
you can put any name down ect Smith and ticket
or select sending to yourself
try using different wallet that doesnt have KYC
Coinomi exodus will be much easier
Hope this helps
RB

I had the same yesterday, tried the myself option which failed.
Then just made up a name which worked fine!
Feels like it’s triggered when sending over £100 ish
Then just made up a name which worked fine!
Feels like it’s triggered when sending over £100 ish

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I had the same issue, it worked by sending the coins in chunks rather than in one go. It must've been triggered if you went up a certain amount. But you're right, it's unresponsive and gives no error until you enter a lower amount to what your balance is

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If thousands of transactions show up on coinbase with LB as a reference, surely it will eventually flag up and the site will get unnecessary heat?
I think it’s probably better to randomise the names for every purchase.
Not trying to tell you what to do mate, but it could become an issue further down the line- not only could it lead to the site being shut down, but it could lead to a knock on your door if you have repeated payments referenced with this website.
Stay safe!
I think it’s probably better to randomise the names for every purchase.
Not trying to tell you what to do mate, but it could become an issue further down the line- not only could it lead to the site being shut down, but it could lead to a knock on your door if you have repeated payments referenced with this website.
Stay safe!

Just had the same problem and totally agree. Using LB as the name is a recipe for trouble. Both for the site and your CB account. I just used a random name and it's gone through.

Hi
Yes it does but when I check the box nothing happens hence can’t move on from there I find coinbase so frustrating to use can I ask who you use
Yes it does but when I check the box nothing happens hence can’t move on from there I find coinbase so frustrating to use can I ask who you use

Hey did you get sorted with coinbase if so what did you actually do looking to place an order myself

Did you get your order done? I didn't write little biggy i just made up a random name and sending to UK and it was fine

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I put littlebiggy as the name and UK for country. All the vendors I sent it to have received it no problem

Literally used ur real name as ur username and using the name of the site as the name for Coinbase? Might aswell call the police and give them ur address whilst ur at it

What I just did on an order just now was to send funds from the coinbase app to the coinbase wallet and pay from there. No issues whatsoever. Hope this helps

I've got the wallet but don't use it. I Might do that next time. I had to do 2 orders yesterday my Bro doesn't do crypto and I had to write a fake name on both transactions so it looks like you'll be asked everytime. I don't know about writing little biggy though, that seems a bit shady imo, glad your sorted 👌🏻

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Looking for CBD flower
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Looking for CBD flower
Are there any vendors selling CBD buds? I remember there used to be plenty on here and now I can't seem to find any! I'm looking for some for a friend who has terminal cancer to help deal with pain and sleep disturbances, to mix with THC flower for a good entourage effect for maximum relaxing effects after therapy sessions and just general comfort in their final days. Please, any recommendations welcome. No edibles please as they cannot take any solids or liquids by mouth.

I found hemphash website to be quite good. The premium stuff comes at a price but some of the best cbd bud I’ve had. Acdc, gorilla mandarin and Chardonnay were all surprisingly good. Also lost oak farms but they are in the US so have to ship over. I had no problems but its possible it’ll get stopped at boarder. Great prices though!

Thank you all for your replies. Unfortunately my friend passed away but it happened in their sleep and their suffering is over. I'll keep a note of these recommendations though should I ever need them in future. Thanks again everyone

Hope your friend finds relief!!
There are a few CBD stores in the internet.
HempElf has flowers and many more extracts etc as an example ,worth taking a look.
Not sure about prices/competitiveness .sure other biggas can suggest similar sites,or sellers on here.
Hope you get sorted
There are a few CBD stores in the internet.
HempElf has flowers and many more extracts etc as an example ,worth taking a look.
Not sure about prices/competitiveness .sure other biggas can suggest similar sites,or sellers on here.
Hope you get sorted

The Cheesemaster has CBD bud and bud with a 1:1 THC to CBD ratio. I've never used them but have heard great things from other trusted Biggas. Might be worth dropping them a message to see what they can recommend.
Other than that, they're are plenty of 'legit' UK sites selling CBD buds and hash, some of which are really potent in my experience.
Other than that, they're are plenty of 'legit' UK sites selling CBD buds and hash, some of which are really potent in my experience.

yoo check auntmarysflowers!! not on lb but nicest cbd flower I've found at decent prices and they've got a 40% discount on few strains atm <3

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The TGT Anti BTC Fee SALE & 28G Monthly Giveaway
38,881
28/11 00:18

The TGT Anti BTC Fee SALE & 28G Monthly Giveaway

BTC fee too high to buy?
Not to worry it's on us.
We have just taken 10% off ALL our current stock so it can make up for your fee. Fees are also high for us, so this is more like a 20% discount, BUT. You Biggas have been with us for many years, and at times like these is when we need to give back, and not let the fees affect you, or us. This ain't our firs Rodeo :) We are sure LB are working on a solution on this and soon will be adding other payment options 🙏🏼
We appreciate you :)
Check out the flowers we have in stock that are on this sale;
🌿 Super Silver Haze
🍪 Girl Scout Cookies
🍰 Ice Cream Cake
🍪🍦 Oreoz
🌅🍦 Sunset Sherbert
🐾🦁🍪 Animal Cookies
🍧🍈 Guava Gelato
🥧🍨 Gelato Pie
Other items like Thai Weed, Gummies and Hash and Pick n Mix Listings are also included.
We have LIMITED stock available at these Rock Bottom prices, once they sell out prices will be going back to normal. Just head over to our listings and take your pick :)
+=+=+=+=+=+=
Apart from giving back the BTC fee, we are giving away 28G of TGT goods and a pack gummies to 9 lucky Winners.
To be provably fair we have decided to run the competition as below so please follow the instructions.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY TO QUALIFY!
Like and Comment on this post what you think the BTC/USD price will be on 04/12/2023 at 7PM UK time.
We had a lot of late entries on the last round, so this time ALL ENTRIES MUST BE DATE AND TIME STAMPED.
Last entry 02/12/2023 7PM UK time.
1 guess per customer, price will be from the tradingview USD CHART.
We will be giving away the following prizes to the closest entries;
1 - 3.5 OREOZ
2 - 3.5 GUAVA GELATO
4 - 3.5 ICE CREAM CAKE
5 - 3.5 SUPER SILVER HAZE
6 - 7 BANANA KUSH DRYSIFT HASH
7 - 7 THAI WEED
9 - 1 PACK OF DANK GUMMIES
One extra bonus for all of you that will be taking part in this competition, and reading this post :)
All orders over 200$ until the end of November get a Free Pack of DANK GUMMIES.
Just message us on the order with the code NOVEMBER GUMMIES
Lots of Love and Good Luck to All
TGT X ;)
Not to worry it's on us.
We have just taken 10% off ALL our current stock so it can make up for your fee. Fees are also high for us, so this is more like a 20% discount, BUT. You Biggas have been with us for many years, and at times like these is when we need to give back, and not let the fees affect you, or us. This ain't our firs Rodeo :) We are sure LB are working on a solution on this and soon will be adding other payment options 🙏🏼
We appreciate you :)
Check out the flowers we have in stock that are on this sale;
🌿 Super Silver Haze
🍪 Girl Scout Cookies
🍰 Ice Cream Cake
🍪🍦 Oreoz
🌅🍦 Sunset Sherbert
🐾🦁🍪 Animal Cookies
🍧🍈 Guava Gelato
🥧🍨 Gelato Pie
Other items like Thai Weed, Gummies and Hash and Pick n Mix Listings are also included.
We have LIMITED stock available at these Rock Bottom prices, once they sell out prices will be going back to normal. Just head over to our listings and take your pick :)
+=+=+=+=+=+=
Apart from giving back the BTC fee, we are giving away 28G of TGT goods and a pack gummies to 9 lucky Winners.
To be provably fair we have decided to run the competition as below so please follow the instructions.
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY TO QUALIFY!
Like and Comment on this post what you think the BTC/USD price will be on 04/12/2023 at 7PM UK time.
We had a lot of late entries on the last round, so this time ALL ENTRIES MUST BE DATE AND TIME STAMPED.
Last entry 02/12/2023 7PM UK time.
1 guess per customer, price will be from the tradingview USD CHART.
We will be giving away the following prizes to the closest entries;
1 - 3.5 OREOZ
2 - 3.5 GUAVA GELATO
4 - 3.5 ICE CREAM CAKE
5 - 3.5 SUPER SILVER HAZE
6 - 7 BANANA KUSH DRYSIFT HASH
7 - 7 THAI WEED
9 - 1 PACK OF DANK GUMMIES
One extra bonus for all of you that will be taking part in this competition, and reading this post :)
All orders over 200$ until the end of November get a Free Pack of DANK GUMMIES.
Just message us on the order with the code NOVEMBER GUMMIES
Lots of Love and Good Luck to All
TGT X ;)


7.2g of Thai Weed arrived just now and I ain't seen the likes of that in decades 😀
Exactly as I remember it, seed shells n all, fantastic nostalgia trip, thank you very much Green Team 👍
Exactly as I remember it, seed shells n all, fantastic nostalgia trip, thank you very much Green Team 👍


Right guys, price was $41,737
We used the trading view 1M candle, 17;00 UTC 04.12..2023
We are attaching the screenshot of the chart, and the 8 winners with the closest entries
Dripples
$41,777.33
SHURLAY
$41,732
Jimo2
$41,899
ClearH20
$42,020
Donnie314
$42,069
send01
$41,224 -
Pigsmeat
$41,223
cjg88
$41,200
Winners, please send us your shipping details .
Thank you all for taking part and keep an eye our for the next one :)
LOTS OF LOVE
TGT X
We used the trading view 1M candle, 17;00 UTC 04.12..2023
We are attaching the screenshot of the chart, and the 8 winners with the closest entries
Dripples
$41,777.33
SHURLAY
$41,732
Jimo2
$41,899
ClearH20
$42,020
Donnie314
$42,069
send01
$41,224 -
Pigsmeat
$41,223
cjg88
$41,200
Winners, please send us your shipping details .
Thank you all for taking part and keep an eye our for the next one :)
LOTS OF LOVE
TGT X

41223
Because why cant it be the date of the draw on the 4th of the 12th 23 🤷♂️
(posted 2/12/23 @ 18:31)
Because why cant it be the date of the draw on the 4th of the 12th 23 🤷♂️
(posted 2/12/23 @ 18:31)

Well ho-leeeee sheeeeeiiiit look at that lol,
Did I just win a thing.....,
I'll have either of the banana kush drysift hash if I may pleeze n thanx 😂
Or whatever, its all good & im easy 😂
Did I just win a thing.....,
I'll have either of the banana kush drysift hash if I may pleeze n thanx 😂
Or whatever, its all good & im easy 😂

I love seeing how my prediction fails miserably on these 😂😂
Am saying 45,000 -20/11 @ 09:00.
Nice one TGT 👍
Am saying 45,000 -20/11 @ 09:00.
Nice one TGT 👍

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To enter the give away just state what your go food is when you got the munchies 😅.
- 5 PEOPLE TO WIN (3.5G OF MAC1 TOP SHELF CALI + 3.5 OF HASH)
I will add a number under your comment and you will be entered. A random number generator will be spun to choose the winners.
Last entries will be on Saturday 23rd Sep @5pm.
Winners will be announced and notified same day @7pm.
GOOD LUCK! 💚
- 5 PEOPLE TO WIN (3.5G OF MAC1 TOP SHELF CALI + 3.5 OF HASH)
I will add a number under your comment and you will be entered. A random number generator will be spun to choose the winners.
Last entries will be on Saturday 23rd Sep @5pm.
Winners will be announced and notified same day @7pm.
GOOD LUCK! 💚

Crisps!! Ideally the steak flavoured ones, but pretty much any version of crisp. Save for prawn cocktail - they be Satan's food.

Drawings need to be provably fair please post your generator source and a live stream url for the drawing in order to continue this contest.
We are here to help if you need it.
We are here to help if you need it.

Im all about the savoury now the beetus has kicked in!
Breakfast foods late at night too.
Thanks for the cool giveaway and good luck to everyone.
Breakfast foods late at night too.
Thanks for the cool giveaway and good luck to everyone.

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+1 votes

on
little buggy
order paid for but no order went through.
Sounds like you were logged out when the order was placed. But to get the payment info needed to make a payment you'll have had to have put down an ad…

on
little buggy
order paid for but no order went through.
I placed an order with a vendor I have used before. I filled out everything up to the point where I paid. The payment went through and when I went back to my orders page on my account there was no record of my order. I contacted the vendor and they say they cant do anything without an order code. all I have is the payment I made with bitcoin.
Any way I can get the payment back?
Any way I can get the payment back?

Update - now it went through so all ok for me
I have the same issue made a payment and it isn't showing, this is now after the Payment processor has come back online and allows payments
I have the same issue made a payment and it isn't showing, this is now after the Payment processor has come back online and allows payments

Yeah this just happened to me. Thanks for the History tip. If you are able to get back to your order confirmation (via web history) then you should see a "Link Order To Account" in red near the bottom which when clicked will make it show up again in your orders list.

Same thing happened to me, I was logged in, went to do an order. By the time I did the payment and came back to check, it said it was received and the page refreshed leaving me logged out. Vendor said they have no record of it, but the bitcoin transaction went through.
Edit - found some helpful advice on a similar comment thread. Login to your account, then Go back into your browser history, good chance that the order no is still there, and it will get added to your account.
Edit - found some helpful advice on a similar comment thread. Login to your account, then Go back into your browser history, good chance that the order no is still there, and it will get added to your account.

this is has just happened to me too - i had 2 items from different sellers in my basket. money left my account but no order confirmation

Sounds like you were logged out when the order was placed. But to get the payment info needed to make a payment you'll have had to have put down an address and select postage so the vendor will still have the order. Sounds fishy, unless I'm missing something? Just my 2c as I've sent payment myself before without being logged in so the order doesn't appear on LB account.

Thanks Cat n Hunter. I sent another message to the vendor. I'm gonna see what happens I guess.

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CRIMBO COMPO
A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed.
In the ca…

CRIMBO COMPO
Morning folks, guy's and gal's
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!

What’s the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Garryfl your going to be the winner.
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations

Two old friends are discussing their sex lives. David, 29, has no issues with his wife and gets lucky at least 3 times a week. Jerry, 38, laughs as he recounts that he has sex with his wife almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’

A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed.
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."

Great to see other vendors joining in the Christmas spirit and giving back. Nice 1 Keep it Green 👍
Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT🙃
Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT🙃

……I know this is recycled from some place but it’s a gooden-
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼

A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause

Bloke goes into a pet shop and says, can I buy a wasp?
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
🐝🐝🤣😀
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
🐝🐝🤣😀

A recent favourite.....
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.

Two girls are working at the the supermarket.
“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”
“How can you do that?”
“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”
“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”
“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”
“How can you do that?”
“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”
“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”

A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"

I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!

My mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!

An English man, a French man and an Italian man were talking about sex.
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆

On his 18th bday a dad took his son who had no arms and legs for his 1st beer...
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How do you know you are a true stoner?
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes

Best in a Scottish accent -
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
….. coo eight
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
….. coo eight

Christmas is so stupid…
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷♂️🎄🎄
Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷♂️🎄🎄
Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚

My best joke atm is KIG got better & healthier produce than law permitted pharmacies that are causing people to have lung infections by selling mould in a tub to them passed as medicine

old boy sitting on a train, girl gets on and sits opposite him. guy leans forward and says 'excuse me, can I smell your cunt?'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'

What’s the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.

I get paid the national minimum wages, 9.50£ for one hour of honest hard work, come on if that's not a joke, I don't know what is 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😎😎😎

What's the definition of a mixed feeling? Watching your Mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car

A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus.
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."

Three blokes find an old lamp lying by the side of the road, and when they rub it a genie pops out and grants each of them three wishes. "Now tell me," he booms, "what is your first wish?"
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."

I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛

True story as I witnessed it lol
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.

Johnny's mum is in the bathroom shaving her bush when Johnny runs in without knocking.
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?

What's the height of embarrassment????
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣

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Having checked the RM website the dates for postal strikes this month are 13,20,25 October. So, forgive me if I'm wrong here, but why is everyone blaming long postage on strikes already? Or are vendors using this as a bit of a crutch at the moment? The reason I ask is because I've had no issues receiving mail from everywhere else but am still waiting on an order I placed well over a week ago now, and it's not the first time this particular vendor has taken their sweet time delivering too, despite their claims to give fast delivery.
I guess I'm just feeling a bit confused that everyone is going on about the strikes like they're happening this very second even though they're not. Correct me if I'm wrong or I'm missing something, please!
I guess I'm just feeling a bit confused that everyone is going on about the strikes like they're happening this very second even though they're not. Correct me if I'm wrong or I'm missing something, please!

We ship out 6 days a week, so we see when the bottlenecks are formed in the post, and how long they take to clear.
Example of the most disruptive part of the strikes, and this is intentional ( understandable as its effective )
Strike on a Thursday.
Item ordered Tuesday night posted on Wednesday,
This item won't move until Friday and now mixes with Thursday and Fridays post.
So, soonest arrival for first Class would be the Saturday.
Thats the issue we have been seeing.
The solutions, order early and be aware that the post may be slower.
Choose signed for / tracked and Special Delivery options.
Special delivery will still move on strike days, may take 2 days but will arrive faster. Tracked will be within the 1st class time limits so usually 3 days tops.
I think that vendors will make the point as its not what we are used to. And we all just need to work together to keep orders flowing for us all.
Vendors are decent dudes, we are also working hard to get around deliveries and shipments. Its all part of the game. But a good vendor will always come through, so give us all a chance ;)
WeedStar
Example of the most disruptive part of the strikes, and this is intentional ( understandable as its effective )
Strike on a Thursday.
Item ordered Tuesday night posted on Wednesday,
This item won't move until Friday and now mixes with Thursday and Fridays post.
So, soonest arrival for first Class would be the Saturday.
Thats the issue we have been seeing.
The solutions, order early and be aware that the post may be slower.
Choose signed for / tracked and Special Delivery options.
Special delivery will still move on strike days, may take 2 days but will arrive faster. Tracked will be within the 1st class time limits so usually 3 days tops.
I think that vendors will make the point as its not what we are used to. And we all just need to work together to keep orders flowing for us all.
Vendors are decent dudes, we are also working hard to get around deliveries and shipments. Its all part of the game. But a good vendor will always come through, so give us all a chance ;)
WeedStar

as an ex PostMan, a special to go Long is almost unheard off, they're treated like the crown jewels - one has to go to a cage to receive them and sign for it, specials all that.
PostOffice ain't apathetic or dogmatic And rouge new starters do exist, sorting And delivery.
Find a trusted vendor - msg me if you'd like to know who i do business with
PostOffice ain't apathetic or dogmatic And rouge new starters do exist, sorting And delivery.
Find a trusted vendor - msg me if you'd like to know who i do business with

I'd imagine not every area in the UK will deal with the delays as quick as others. So depending where the vendor is sending it from could give an idea of a timeframe if that area are taking longer to recover from strikes.
Strikes one day will cause a backlog for days and even weeks, especially when the strikes are consistently close to each other. So it not happening today doesn't really matter, but you're only really protected if you go through special delivery, but even those have delays at times.
Either way, support the strikes :)
Strikes one day will cause a backlog for days and even weeks, especially when the strikes are consistently close to each other. So it not happening today doesn't really matter, but you're only really protected if you go through special delivery, but even those have delays at times.
Either way, support the strikes :)

Oh, I agree with the strikes myself, tbh I think everyone ought to bring the entire UK to a screeching halt for at least a day to send a message to the powers that be that things are in the shit in an ideal world, but what I'm getting at is that it's been a fair while since the last one and the next hasn't happened just yet so I don't understand why everyone is talking about it like it's happening right now and causing delays.
I expect delays will happen, but normal service should be happening right now as currently, this moment no strike action is taking place. I'm probably just tired and missing something, I work weird hours
I expect delays will happen, but normal service should be happening right now as currently, this moment no strike action is taking place. I'm probably just tired and missing something, I work weird hours

I'm not a postie so honestly I wouldn't know for sure, but royal mail post service updates everyday to their website and often there are problems unrelated to strikes that add to delays.
Had an time delayed a good bit ago and turned out it was due to a covid outbreak at my local depot, nothing was said on their website, but was told after talking to postie when it was delivered
Had an time delayed a good bit ago and turned out it was due to a covid outbreak at my local depot, nothing was said on their website, but was told after talking to postie when it was delivered

You raise a very fair point, but as I've said I have been getting stuff through the post still so I know my posties aren't all dying off of covid - this end at least! Definitely something I'll bare in mind

It's why I love that JJ sends the tracking number. You know it has been posted that way, but I understand why others are reluctant to do it in fairness

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Can distillate just be added into ejuice?
Could you just drop distillate into normal e-juice like you do with nicotine?

Hi mate unfortunately that is not possible as the THC distillate won't bind with the VG in e-liquid. You would be better off mixing it with just PG and flavouring if you wanted it to work, But honestly I've tried that before and It tastes quite harsh due to the lack of VG, I ended up coming to the conclusion that carts are the best way to go if you want to vape THC. I hope this helped mate:)

Thanks for the info! Just considering other options at the moment. I'm looking at those fizzy bottles!

I've just ordered my 3rd lot of the bottles, they are well worth getting. The Doctor is one of the best vendors on here!

Hello man, mix it with some MCT and warm until combined. All you need to do then is decant it into a pre bought and cleaned CBD dropper bottle, everyone around you think it is CBD and ignores the massive grin on your face!



Finally got round to making some juice and it tastes so good!
Im unsure on the thc content so i will list all the ingredients and amounts used :)
70PG/30VG
7 Grams of decarbed Star Dawg buds
'Crushed Candy Vampire Vape flavour concentrate'
50ml total pg/vg mix
Im sure someone is able to do the math on the thc content but after vaping around 10 puffs i can feel it hitting up top, the next batches will be a lot bigger this was just a test run before jumping in head first!
Upload a picture of your vape below if you are interested in a free bottle!
Im unsure on the thc content so i will list all the ingredients and amounts used :)
70PG/30VG
7 Grams of decarbed Star Dawg buds
'Crushed Candy Vampire Vape flavour concentrate'
50ml total pg/vg mix
Im sure someone is able to do the math on the thc content but after vaping around 10 puffs i can feel it hitting up top, the next batches will be a lot bigger this was just a test run before jumping in head first!
Upload a picture of your vape below if you are interested in a free bottle!

A little insight on the method used, i bought food grade, pure vegetable glycerine and propylene glycol and mixed them both to a 60/40 ratio (PG/VG) I then decarboxylated the weed flower and mixed it with the PG/VG solution and added it to a jar which was placed in a gentle boil water bath for 3 hours to speed up the infusion, the flavour concentrate is optional, i only add it after i have filled the tank with the THC E-juice :)

In my experience this is a long and complicated way to get an average end result. Best off avoiding the vg/pg and using organic terpenes to thin the oil instead. VG tends to seperate from the mixture over time and PG is just a pointless nasty chemical. If you want to use flower rather than a ready made concentrate (live resin/shatter etc) then I suggest pressing it rosin style and then heating it up with some terpenes to keep the waxes in solution. Just my opinion, but I have spent a number of years experimenting with all this

fair enough. Rosin press does use a lot of flower and the method you describe does work. I just found that the mixture struggles to stay consistent and you end up with separation. and also because it's a bit more dilute due to the additives, you have to vape quite a lot of it to achieve the desired result (depending on tolerance)
My advice would be to buy good quality concentrate (live resin/shatter/rosin/wax/distillate) to avoid dealing with flower and then dilute that down however you prefer (vg/pg/terps/MCT oil)
My advice would be to buy good quality concentrate (live resin/shatter/rosin/wax/distillate) to avoid dealing with flower and then dilute that down however you prefer (vg/pg/terps/MCT oil)

Without knowing the THC content of the Stardawg and how much of that THC was extracted in the PG/VG mix when you prepared it the Math is impossible. Only way would be to get it tested for THC content.
You clearly don't know what you are making and then trying to pass onto people. Even if you are offering it for free
You clearly don't know what you are making and then trying to pass onto people. Even if you are offering it for free

Didn't LB say they were clamping down on juices and carts on here? I'm sure they said something about vendors needing test results?

It was before your time on here. About 3-6 months ago. I will try and find it.
There is a lot of sh*t going around in juices and carts. That's why I make make own so I know what goes into it or I will buy from a source which I have had tested. Link attached for anyone who wants to get their vape juice/carts or anything else tested
There is a lot of sh*t going around in juices and carts. That's why I make make own so I know what goes into it or I will buy from a source which I have had tested. Link attached for anyone who wants to get their vape juice/carts or anything else tested

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Green team scammers
I ordered last week and was accidentally not logged in. Messaged them to confirm the order went and 3 days later it turned up at my door. Maybe an iso…

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Don't go nr this lot they take your cash and don't send stuff out or you will get half an order. They don't respond to messages offer no compensation and just blame each other. From there shop window they look legit but the weed is overpriced and you won't get what you ordered. DONT USE Them!!!

Strange, when I bought 7grams of Swazi they sent me an extra 7 grams of this even better uncompressed outdoor bud.

Real strange to hear this. I joined in July and have made the most order's through TGT. They have always messaged me back etc so musta been a bad day at the office. Hope you get sorted 🖖🏼

I get that you had a bad experience, and Escrow is there to assist.
Meanwhile TGT have nearly 13,000 reviews 😱 and maintain a 9.6 overall rating which makes the rest of your comments just ranting…
Meanwhile TGT have nearly 13,000 reviews 😱 and maintain a 9.6 overall rating which makes the rest of your comments just ranting…

I ordered last week and was accidentally not logged in. Messaged them to confirm the order went and 3 days later it turned up at my door. Maybe an isolated incident?

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There was a clear winner on election night: Marijuana
They still insist on wigs being worn in court in the UK. Don't hold thy breath!

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There was a clear winner on election night: Marijuana
Shows how backwards we are in the UK with these laws. Even though we appear to be one of the biggest exporters of medical marijuana in the world. Madness!

This is welcome news. If America is adopting this approach to Cannabis, the UK can't be too far behind.
Here's to hope!
Here's to hope!

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10/10
New Account as I went and lost my password, but I just wanted to add a review as I managed to order from you for the first time and forgot to log in while doing so. Got nothing to fault guys! I had messaged to check they had my order after I couldn't see it on my history and they got back to me to tell me it was in the post. Took 2 days to arrive, really well packaged and product looks great - I'll be trying it later. Thanks so much, will be ordering again once I've worked through this!

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