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He leaps through code and binary streams,
A guardian of virtual dreams.......dotsman

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by dotsman

LVcannabis Shake

by dotsman

LVcannabis Shake

I do like a bit of shake!
for blunts especially!
Thought I'd try LVcannabis's Shake this time around!
I have used these guys a few times before! (never failed!)
Anyway's-
I was impressed enough to write a review for their shake (which for me is impressive because I don't normally give a fuckmondo) I think my motivation was tickled at..A:the price and B: just a clean uppy high!

This is my review if anyone's interested!

great shake for the price! (people always say that I know! lol)
smell: quite chlorophyll'y that would suggest too much green leaf! but it could suggest, whoever grew this kept a good VPD and didn't overnute at final flower and kept their leaves healthy all the way through growth.
Blunt test: tastes way better than I thought! no grought throught!.....me likey!
High: really nice cerebral soul lift (arty)
some of the shakes i've had on LB can be a right old mixture of strains and can be a real messy high! which is sometimes what I want to be fair! But this Isn't!-- Its strong, but tolerable if that makes sense?

Price: fucking unbelievable!

Speed......great.....ish?....nahh....great!

Stealth: untrackable/untraceable!

All in all, Bloody good show LVcannabis!!
I would def ... (could't be arsed to spellcheck the full word) Buy Again!!
Thanks very much!!
XpeaceX

OSKAR 18 10/10

I just wish they were as professional with my order or lack of my order, not sure I can trust these people anymore,or if they sort my order out then maybe I could give them another go but I like to be told the truth and not lied to!! Time will tell, but congratulations on your shake, maybe it is just a blip and I will get my order,just a bit pissed off because I have over 150 orders in nearly 5 years and I have not disputed anyone as I still have a 0% record which I absolutely appreciate the work vendors put into there businesses!! Apologies for the rant but it’s been a week and I bought an ounce with 24hr Tracked postage thinking I had all angles sorted but I personally let friends down as they don’t have what they paid for and had to endure a shitty weekend with still no sign as of today.

MasterC

Yup still waiting as well Oskar.
Proper fucked my birthday week 🤬

dotsman

Sorry to hear that MasterC
hope everything gets sorted for you man!
reach out to LV again! I'm sure they'll want to keep good ratings?
Happy Birthday by the way xpeacex

MasterC

Finally arrived a week after ordering and paying for NDD.
Product is good, service is shocking.
Probably my first and last time ordering with them

dotsman

Glad it arrived for you bud! releaf(see what i did there?)XpeaceX

dotsman

good luck with your order man!
You should reach out to LV again!
normally pretty good with comms?

I've ordered only 5 times with lv and never really had a problem!
maybe a day later than expected but still arrived.
For me, when possible(money wise)
I'll always try to leave a bit in the stash between ordering just in case there's an issue!
but that's not always possible and if i'm waiting for my meds and they dont arrive
all of a sudden the postmans a thief, my therapist has called the police, or my neighbor looks stoned!
I then take a breath and remember maybe this vendor is doing this full time, maybe they have a job? maybe they go to school {lol}
maybe the vendor uses multiple PO branches to avert attention.
It can be really frustrating ( I once sat on my balcony looking out for my postman for 5 effin hours (sad git)
and when he eventually showed up to my door no parcel-just bills FUCK (this was not LVC by the way)
I have also found my post office seems to be able to logistically handle
any other parcel type other than SNDD
I hope everything gets sorted for you anyway's XpeaceX

OSKAR 18 10/10

Hey dude,appreciate your comment, I have spoken to them this morning and he said he will resend the order and I did tell them that I will promise to pay for the original order arrives. I paid for 24hr tracking so I would be covered if something like this happened.
When it comes to sitting waiting by the window for hours is exactly what I do also buddy and I think it’s just a natural reaction when we are desperate for our orders. I just think they were a little bit insensitive this time as I made the order a week ago,also I have made 150 orders on LB over 4 and a half years with zero disputes so with that in mind I probably knew that I would react the way I did but hopefully I will have something by the weekend!! Thanks again for your comment, it does put everything into perspective,as we don’t know exactly what others go through daily especially if we take our own situations in to the mix!! Cheers buddy.

dotsman

XpeaceX

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Please note that dotsman is not in any way connected to LVcannabis (he does love their shake though!)

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Titus_Pullo

Nice one dotsman, i love these reviews. Had a couple of deals from LV myself , one was under, so the kid responded next day with a reship of the balance. I've seen a couple of negatives but that's been mainly shipping issues but I put that down to him ( ? ) being slightly overwhelmed with orders. He's moving a lot of smoke....

dotsman

I've always had a hassle free experience with LV! maybe not quite as fast as S-MEN but in my exp way faster than others!
I think shake is shake- lungs, no likey!
but if I'm budgeting fuck it should only be £50-60 an oz, anyways!
stay chill Titus_Pullo much respect to you!
XpeaceX

8 posts

+28 votes

by dotsman

Whats the best strain for creativity?

by dotsman

Whats the best strain for creativity?

Whats your recommendations(hash or weed)
for artistic zoning out?

Blazin_Esx

I find sativa strains do that for me. Sour Diesel, Mimosa, Super Silver Haze are personal favourites. Sour Diesel is probably my favourite strain full stop. Not a lot of it about on LB at the minute though.

MightyRux

RealD has Sour Diesel hash. Think we need to pump hesh for feedback on this whenever either of us spots him.

dotsman

good choices Blazin! I do like a good sativa!
Just back in the haze after a good few years off! Just vibing LB's community man.

MightyRux

What do want the hash/weed strain to do specifically for this artistic purpose? Is this something that microdosing (or a touch more than micro?) LSD or shrooms may be better for instead?

dotsman

something to get my creative mind to think out of the box but not too strong to stop my work focus. I work in design and visual Mighty Rux.

MightyRux

https://littlebiggy.com/link/yrPYBB

Something like this then, possibly? I took 1 dose of their Leisure Time on Monday and it was just as described and a lovely experience. Only have 54 doses left of that. This is supposed to be specifically tailored towards what you're looking for. Don't randomly take psychedelics and go to work if you're not remote though...maybe...

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Who remembers buckets & hot knives?

Christ I used to transfuse the blades in my old nanna's kitchen with grandad kenny! circa 92' Thanks for reminding me BigRoo! XpeaceX

on BigRoo

Who remembers buckets & hot knives?

I'm currently looking at different products like the mighty and the ace cup. The bottle of the latter product made me think of what we'd do back in the day to maximise our low strength hash by using a bottle and a bucket or a bottle and hot knives.

For those who have no idea what I'm on about:

Buckets:
A bucket would use a bucket of water - hence the name which I guess shows a lack of creativity of the period - with a large coke bottle with the bottom cut out in it and with a tin foil gauze on top of the open screw thread. There was a knack to lifting the bottle while you held a lighter to the hash to get it burning and fill the bottle with smoke as the water sucks air as you lift the bottle. It was possible to screw this up and have a hash eruption that would fire hot rocks in all directions over your mates parents carpet. Assuming you'd avoided that, you'd remove the gauze and put your mouth over the end of the bottle. Then inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the bucket. This would fill your lungs with thick hash smoke.

Hot knives:
This involves another bottle with no bottom. Best to use glass - like a milk bottle. You'd raid the cutlery drawer and heat up two knives in a gas burner flame until really hot but not red hot. And yes the naming convention was still very much, 'it does what it says on the tin'. There were no ace hot knives or a mighty bucket as far as I'm aware. You'd pick up a tiny bit of hash with the hot knives and squeeze them together inside the bottle. It instantly turned most of the hash into thick smoke which you'd inhale from the bottle.

Other ways of heating the knives involved wedging them into all sorts of electrical appliances where knives probably should not be wedged.

Does anyone still do these? I've not even heard them mentioned for years. Seems a pretty basic and brutal process compared to the fancy devices you can get now. The ace cup looks so civilised in comparison. Like comparing an iPhone to two yoghurt pots on a length of string.

Rozzyexpress 9.5/10

Remember them? I made a little bucket the other week! I fancied a bit of nostalgia so I used an old bucket from the garden, a cut up 2L bottle and a bit of foil on the top, just to keep it classic. A few lung-busting hits and I was flying!

I also made a lung a while back. For anyone who doesn't know, it's the same concept as a bucket, you cut a 2L bottle at the bottom and tape a carrier bag to it. When you burn the weed at the top, usually on tin foil, you pull the carrier bag out and it draws all the smoke in. You then take the foil off, inhale until the bag is back in, cough a lung out and get high as all hell!

Maybe this week I'll get my grubby wee mitts on some hash and put the blowtorch to the butterknife! Every time I've done hot knives I've whitey'd so wish me luck! Haha

BigRoo

Man, I'd love to hear how it goes. I haven't had hot knives in 30 years. Good luck!

Gman1102

Yes, along with drainers, and bottle bags. I mate of mine, had a bucket set up in his shed, well into his 30s. I think the bottle bag was the most elaborate, and used to try and fuck up your friends as much as possible (Stitching). Large Bottle, cut of bottom sellotape bread bag round the bottom, pushed up inside, pull the bag down to draw through the bowl in the top of the bottle. Horrific. God I miss the nineties. G

BigRoo

Think we called that a lung. Was like a bucketless bucket. Seems ridiculous now. Yet I guess there was beauty to the dedication and innovative nature of it all.

Gman1102

Yeah, I have heard it called a lung. But more of an innovative name for something made from a bottle, and a bag. 😂

BigRoo

Bottle bag is much more fitting name for the time period. Perhaps they started calling it a lung, not based on the mechanics of the device but on what you sacrifice to use it.

Zigbull!

Used to have a bucket as a permanent fixture in my bedroom when I was about 18/19, along with a 4/5 litre Robinsons squash bottle in it, used to have 2 or 3 before I went to work everyday, fucking mental times, proper lung fuckers!!

BigRoo

Ah. You are that guy! I used to visit someone who called their bucket a bouquet like on the TV show. "anyone want a bouquet?" Kinda quaint now but happy times. I guess the availability of the original skunk removed the need to chase the extra hit.

Tallman74

Traffic or police cones in a bath of water used to properly fuck us up, would struggle to inhale a 1L bottle of smoke these days though!! If only I was 20yrs old again,lol

BigRoo

I'd actually not heard of that - what a brilliant mental image I've got now though. That's absolutely the spirit I'm referring to. I'd turn my lungs inside out if I was to attempt a bucket now.

Masher23

I remember Stonehenge 81 and Glasto of that era, hot knife stands all over. 20p for a hit, great times.

BigRoo

Before my time but I remember back when it seemed like no one really cared about it being around. I used to go to a pub where everyone smoked openly. Cheap beer, crap local bands, openly available pot. A formative place to be as a youngster.

MightyRux

Get a 2 litre plastic soft drink bottle and empty it (keep the cap). Make a small hole near the very bottom at the side (we favoured burning it). Get a sturdy foil milk bottle cap (thick foil works but isn't as good) and poke loads of holes in it with a pin. Plug hole with finger and fill with cold tap water. Careful position the foil on top, add hash, light hash and as it starts to flame release the water so the smoke fills the bottle. When there's still some water left plug the hole, take the foil off, cover the top with your palm, shake the cold water through the smoke, inhale smoke. Probably cough. Helps if you have a dextrous friend, or 4 arms. When finished, scrunch up bottle, add cap, discard.

mudeye brownstar

That's what we called a waterfall

MightyRux

Yeah, us too. Good to know we weren't just making it up!

BigRoo

Names must have travelled by mouth back then. Like someone got talking on a train to someone from London or Newcastle where waterfalls were a thing and migrated the concept. In the internet era that can happen in minutes. Yet regionally we still can't agree the name of a bread roll. Bap, cob etc.

MightyRux

Seems likely. Nor the lane that cuts between the backs of (usually) terraced houses...

Comfortablenumb

🤣 Takes me back first way I ever smoked weed, used to call it a "death bong" and it absolutely killed me that night🤣

Casualstoner

Youngish guy here my friend was all about theses called them gravity bongs that was when i was 16 damn good times

BigRoo

I don't recall ever trying one of these but can vaguely remember hearing about them. I'd forgotten about the nice quality tinfoil of the old milk bottle tops too. Simple times man.

Comfortablenumb

A guy I used to buy off had the bucket in the shed always ready to go. He would do half g buckets all day long until he ended up with popcorn lung and it fucked him up big time.
Know your limits, too much is too late in some cases.
Nothing hits like 2 litres of dank smoke though😶‍🌫️

BigRoo

Smoking copious amounts of anything will not do anyone any favours. I guess we all try to balance that. My lungs are definitely not as happy as if I didn't smoke. Up until recently I managed to keep a good level of fitness which I guess helped.

My first try of an extract made me feel like a teenager who'd just sat back from their first hotknife. I guess that's what the crazy kids aim for these days.

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3rd attempt Growing advice

look at deals on londongrow brother always got full kit deals... If you just need better Air flow try and get a inline extraction 300m3hr Just out of…

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3rd attempt Growing advice

Recommendations for cheap grow tent/compete set up ,I recently got a ts3000 450watt from Mars hydro, I’ve tried to grow a few times but It seem to end up with mold in late flower so I was thinking of some kind of air exhaust/carbon filter also too regulate the humidity?

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Stusleeper20vt

There is no such thing as a cheap set up mate.
Buy cheap buy twice!!
There is an awfull lot more to growing than throwing a light over them in a cheap tent!
An extraction set up is manditory really,for numerous reasons...First and foremost is to make the whole grow odourless to the outside world!! Secondary is to keep the relative humidity below 50% in late flower to avoid your beloved crop turning to grey mold before your eyes.
I suggest joining a forum and posting your grow up.uk 420 maybe? Lots of experienced growers on there will help you have a successfull harvest.

Backwoods1999

Have you got any recommendations for an exhaust system for a 5x5? I’m going to check out that website after I’m home for work thanks !

Franz 9.4/10

6inch ac infinity mate

Apexskunk2

What else do you have e in your grow kit?

You got a meter that measures temp and humidity. I’d hazard a guess this is the issue.

You can grow without and exhaust fan, I had several crops fine but as stated will stink without a carbon filter, mainly in flowering near end tbh.

However with a fresh air intake at bottom of tent and hot exhaust extraction at top you will get better results.

You can couple the exhaust fan to a temp controller too, I found this would help regulate at night in cold winters.

I managed to sort a whole carbon exhaust and smaller intake with fans and tubing for under 100 quid.

Make sure you got a little circulation fan in tent too, plants will love you for that addition

Backwoods1999

That’s all I kinda just winged the first 3 times but this time I got a decent light and tent so wanted to know what else to buy to make it all go perfect this time 🤷‍♂️, yeah my problem was definitely humidity and heat. Luckily for me smell isn’t really a issue I’ve found so far

Apexskunk2

Smell not an issue in terms of Random’s smelling or your skunk ain’t hit that overwhelming stench 😂

Avoid all in one deals, usually can get cheaper.

Amazon delivered most my stuff including soil lol a bit bait I know but did for years 😂

If growing in soil get ph meter you stick in, can get ones that switch between a few things including ph and wetness - 10 quid or so

Humidity meter / temp - 5 quid

Cheap tent - varies on brand and size - I’d go biggest you can first rather than neeeding to upgrade when you grow monsters lol

clip on fan for inside tent to circulate air (one that can oscillate) 10-30 quid

Key things you need to manage are:

Temps / humidity
Water
Air

Temps - can’t stress this enough!!! Dropping a couple of degrees is fine at night but big spikes will stress you babies

I believe leds ain’t as hot as I used to run hps.

The ONLY reason I had extractors was to manage temp via controller AND smell when peak flowering!!!!

You can get away with opening flaps and fan inside but I’d crack a window for some fresh oxygen.

You can go deep into more automation, nutrients and all that shit later mate.

sydbarrett

I have heard that too powerful an LED for your space can have a negative impact.

Lee5

No ones mentioned pot choice. It does matter.
I used Airpots-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.
But messy to water with,but because they have holes in,you can get air to those roots—-I completely by accident ended up blasting the roots with winter uk temps (jan/feb) and the results we’re spectacular.
If I remember right I got 30 oz from a single 600w bulb.!!
Ak48-will never forget.

Good luck

burr77

Environment is Number one.

Get yourself a hygrometer with min and max facility on it and you'll know what is happening in the tent when you're not around.

With LED's you want about 27c lights on, and no lower than 22 with the lights off. While they are still Vegging, humidity should be around 70% but when in flower you should be aiming for 50%. Probably a tenner from amazon.

You need an extractor fan, probably about a 150mm for a small tent, but this needs to be wired into a fan controller such as an SMS, which will regulate the fan speed depending on what temp is in your tent. When it gets hot, the fan speeds up, and when the desired temp ir reached, it turns itself back down to the minimum. One end of the fan should have a carbon filter on it to hide the smell as best it can and the other end should be vented out of the tent. Not only does this control temps but it also draws in fresh CO2 which is essential to growth.

Next you need a heater of some kind for when the light is off or its particularly cold. Oil filled rads work best. Again, you need a controller for the heater to turn itself off and on as required. G.A.S make a pretty good heater controller for about 50 quid.

These are the most important steps. You could have the best cuttings or seeds in the world, but if your environment is not right, they'll still come out shit.

Search google for Growell or greens horticulture. They do all the bits youll need

Keep It Green 9.8/10

Tell us more.......

Grow space size?
How many plants?
House/flat??

Too many question

start with good cuttings

Backwoods1999

Hey 5x5 tent , 3-5 auto flowers I have seeds though not cutting, I’m growing the top back of my house

leeroy79

All good advice above...

If you don't get your environment right...you will always struggle...air flow and extraction are a must imo!

Good luck!

Apexskunk2

If you’ve built a pc, try emulate a tower that has bottom / front intakes - exhaust out your top and back.

If really wanting good intakes - get smaller in-line fan and flexi trunking and seal this to window.

In winter i used to run my spent exhaust gas through the door on the room and into the house.

Saved on heating through winter 😂

Also remember air flow drops drastically with frequency of turns and harsh bends!!!

sydbarrett

PC fans are also surprisingly powerful. I used to use them in my fermentation fridge when making beer.

Eddys Hashbar 9.8/10

PM me dude might have what you need 😉

Nam

If you can come to me to collect I can give you my 4800 grow tent kit mar hydro .

Rex2Riz 9.3/10

You just need to replenish air, personally in a 5x5 I would use a 8inch extractor on a speed controller, that way you're covered if humidity spikes in flower. A 6inch should do it tho. intake is kinda optional I guess if your on a budget. defo leave vents open tho if not using a intake.
keep RH below 60% in flower and you should avoid mold. You will need the give your grow area and room a very good clean since you have had mold before. You should also see a huge improvement in yield since they would have been starved for co2 on your previous attempts.

Lee5

Use airpots,and utilise the hundreds of holes in the design to blast colder air at the roots inside.
I did exactly that during a winter grow that finished on feb 13th- air was freezing !! Biggest crop I ever got from one 600w bulb 30 odd ozs.
Best of luck.

Lee5

If mild is your main issue then you’re not moving enough air out.
This is paramount to keeping the moisture under the required amount.
Get a built in sensor that you can monitor with.
Maybe don’t water til run off when plants get bigger? Just add a bit at a time?

You need a good exhaust system (air out) and your game will change,I’m sure of it.

You won’t have to spend more than £70 for a brilliant extraction unit. And don’t forget about the ‘last line of defence’——the inline ozone attached to that exhaust. ABSOLUTE zero smell leaving your gaff. This is the most important purchase my friend.

Definitely join the forums,
So much advise there.
🫡

Zoran

Number one piece of advice before seeds, tents, lights, extractors, nutes:

Get a decent air intake ie. cool, fresh air being drawn in from outside. You'll need to drill / bore a hole. Drill 2 holes, side by side and extract your air from the other. The cool air intake should preferably lay close to the floor so that it circulates around and then upwards. Invest in an adjustable fan - that way you can keep temps within the ideal range, even with hot lamps.

sydbarrett

Listen to The Breeder’s Syndicate podcast.

Literally. And I mean literally. Everything you’ll ever need to know about growing. And a load of stuff you probably don’t need to know, and will be glad you did. Direct from both pros and amateurs. OGs and new growers alike.

Some fascinating stuff about hash and rosin making too.

I don’t grow. Still love listening to experts who do, talking about it. It’s fascinating learning all about all the original phenos direct from the people who grew them, year in, year out.

Ahdanielsan

I’ve only grown once, as much to see if I could do it as anything else (cost/effort wise, it’s debatable how much benefit you ultimately get with a small grow, but I enjoyed it). As others have said, air flow and temperature were key things for me. And you also mentioned the smell not being an issue. This is interesting, because—done right—it’s going to smell *really* strong. So that filter is a must. I used a Black Orchid (100 mm) extractor fan and a 4inch filter made by a company called Ram. And make sure you’re taking care of them when they’re getting started (I read up on topping and pruning, and it really helped to establish sturdy/healthy plants). Good luck!

Asaddd

I would say also research different strains. Some are more resistant to mold than others.
I used to grow auto flowers and found the ones with a short flowering time like the F1 were far more susceptible to mold.

TheRealRick

You can try with a carbon filter but I wouldn't bother, never found one that works. But yes you do need suck all that hot air out of the tent - not push - put the exhaust fan at the exit point within the tent and the other end attach to your light fitting - get a cool tube. And get the most powerful fan you can because you want a powerful suck so that the walls of the tent get sucked inwards, like the opposite of a bouncy castle - this creates the perfect grow environment as well as a few side effects such as killing bugs, they can't live in a negative pressure which is what inside your tent will be if you have the walls going inwards and you shouldn't get any mould. BUT... you still need to move the air around inside the tent and have good air flow over your crop - this will help strengthen the branches and also eliminate mould, end of. To do this get 2 oscillating desk fans and 2 bits of 50cm long bit of timber - turn the fans upside down and unscrew the bottom, screw that to the bit of timber then screw the bottom with the timber attached back on to the fan. Then screw a hole at each end of the timber and get some wire - each fan will be in opposite corners upside down with the wire tied to the top poles of the tent, get them right back in the corner and on oscillate - now buy a timer and plug them both in, put the timer on random times eg 1 hour on, 15mins off, 30mins on, 45mins off, 15 mins on etc for the full 24 hours. This will give you max yields for all the reasons I have mentioned and more. Best of luck.

gigglemug

Cool tube? What's is this 2001?

Man said he's using a mars so that's gonna be a LED panel.

If a carbon filter not working for you, you're defo doing something wrong.

I've run in both push and pull configs and always managed to get a good seal.

If you've got neighbours of any sort then you need a filter.

Otherwise good advice about keeping the air flowing.

I used to use oscillating fans inside the tent plus the extraction set up.

Babbstar1 9.9/10

Man I loved my cool tube 🤣

Flavour chaser

Yes moulding in flower is too much humidity/bad air flow.

Psychonauts 9.9/10

Couldn’t agree more with everyone! They need to be taken care of like babies ;) Fresh air is difficult especially in winter and humidity when we use heating and all the rain has definitely made us seen a difference and we had to exercise more control. There’s some really top dehumidifiers out there bud but as everyone said spend the money and you won’t regret it as the yield will pay it all off in no time

Backwoods1999

Have you you got any equipment you could recommend ? This all sound like so much effort but I really need to I spend over 1k a month on weed 😂 just wish I lived somewhere I could just plant and leave it to grow 🥲🥲

Ukgrower2 9.8/10

What’s your area size?

2nd hand Grow equipment goes for buttons on eBay compared with RRP.

Don’t use a 2nd hand filter, buy a good one, mountainair and carabo are very good.
Don’t use a box fan, use a cylinder style one - iso max, cannQ etc
👍

Lee5

But new contractors aswell.!!
Best advise I was given years ago.
£15

Lee5

Might be your lucky day.
I’ve got a makita skillsaw box full of grow nutrients and boosters.
I’m never gonna use it.

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Advice for Growing

I agree with the boys here! Biobizz is great! you can get their soils from amazon! You will not need much in the way of nute's bud! If you up-pot corr…

on {cannabis growing}

Advice for Growing

Hi LB buddy . I plan to grow an autoflower outdoor of my balcony for this summer and think about organic grow .I have few question hope you all can help me out .

1 - Which brand of soil for organic grow ( ? how long it last until I need to add nutrient

2 - What organic nutrient brand should I use ( simple to use is good idea ) or add nutrient by nature way like ( eggshelf , banana skin ec. )

3 - my plant will get about 7 hours sunlight and the rest under 100w mar hydro light ts600 I tend to go for 20/4 light cycle .

Thanks you so much for any other advice . Love you all

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British Bulldog 9.9/10

http://www.uk420.com/boards/index.php?/forum/103-outdoor-growing/

UK420 (linked above) is a good forum for information so get yourself signed up and ask the guys on there.

I'd help but I don't grow in soil nor on a balcony!

Good luck🍀

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

Nam

Cheers buddy

Gassed 9.8/10

Hi Buddy

- BioBizz has a decent line of organic products, including a ready to use organic soil. The nutrient bottles come with the feeding schedule on the bottles, but I'm sure you can find this on their website too if you wanted to know before hand. Follow their directions and you should be good. You'll need to read the signals your plant is giving off too, and add nutrients from there. There's alot of help and charts online to identify different issues if you run into them.

If you wanted to use dry amendments instead of organic liquid nutrients, check out "Living soils UK" on eBay, they sell bundles with everything you need - minus the soil. No matter what you go with, make sure to use worm castings in your base mix , they are phenomenal for the health and eco system in your living soil. Make sure to use water that is filtered and has 0 chlorine

- I'm only guessing here, but wouldn't moving your plant to different environments every day stress it out? Would it be best just always leaving it under the lamp, or always outside?

Nam

Yeah I think about that way may stress the plant , I may have to go 7hours under sunlight but affair that won’t produce anything . I don’t have a setup inside on the light and a small store room .

Mr Geeseeks

Agree with the bio bizz, grow and bloom will do an auto flower. Most soils will provide the plant enough nourishment for two weeks. Tropic Mix is good.
Autoflowers require less nutrients than photoperiods and will actually get stressed if you overfeed and overwater. Most bottle nutrients dosage schedules are for photoperiods. You should start feeding an auto at the 2-3 week mark and start with an 1/8th of the recommend nutrients, moving up to a 1/4 and then 1/2 once its well established and in flowering.

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number 16 please. goodluck everyone! XpeaceX

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on {lb help}

Transaxe unpaid

It still is a good site man! I honestly think this is a escrow delay! same thing happened 26/05 stay chill man it will resolve have faith XpeaceX + 5 more

on {lb help}

Transaxe unpaid

Hi ya, Really quite concerned I put in quite a few orders. Have sent all payments. A couple last night and a few this morning. None of them have shown up as paid yet. This is the first time I’ve ever had any issues with this! Sent a message to transaxe support but not heard anything back. Also I didn’t put the details of the orders in as there was quite a few ( 6 ) different orders all showing unpaid. Anyone else having issues at the moment ?

Yikes! 😧 This might be the last time I ever order if it’s all lost can’t lose that kind of dosh.

Cheers

Jamash

Same happened to me. I just sent transaxe support a message using the chat with the order numbers and within a couple of hours they weee marked as paid with the vendor. Didn’t receive a message back so not sure whether they sorted it or it just happened to go through. Hope you get your issue resolved 💚

Samhazel

How do you contact transaxe

Jamash

Just go to the chat at the top of the page. Where it says To: type in transaxe support and it should come up in the address bar. Then just type your message and give them your order number. Hope this helps 💚

Samhazel

Amazing. Thanks.

CherryTea

Thankyou 🙏

CherryTea

I just sent transaxe another message with the order numbers in like you did, thankyou. Will let you know what happens 🫡

Jamash

🤞🏻💚

CherryTea

All cleared. Took 24 hrs but all shown now as paid. Thankyou for your message 👍🏻💕

Minty47

Same thing happened to me the other day… it took nearly 24hrs to clear! Have faith

CherryTea

Thankyou ! Keeping the faith 😂🙏

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s a tonne of posts about this.
It’s a transaxe issue. Payments appear to eventually be going through but with big delays. Hold tight. 🙏🏻

CherryTea

Thankyou

Moleclaw

Same issue here - two transactions. Both >4hrs, still not showing on transact but showing as complete on my wallet and on blockchain.

CherryTea

Yes same here blockchain says complete…

whit1skin

Being a LB newbie I was worrying pretty hard about my first order, As it is still showing unpaid on my order page 😅, and with the vendor (reached to them already). I'll keep the faith and hope it's sorted too. Curious about Blockchain thiugh. Do you guys use that over any other option? I used Kraken this time round. Do you keep your btc in your wallet and transfer it for each order?

CherryTea

I remember my first order I was like wtf am I doing lol but I’ve never had a problem before, everything has gone smoothly have made over ten previous orders. Also with everyone’s responses to this post im pretty confident it will sort itself out soon. I use etoro, and use exodus wallet. I’m not even sure if that’s the best way to do it but that’s how I’ve done it each time and it’s always worked for me so if it ain’t broke …. 😂🫡

Moleclaw

I just use Coinbase and top up when buying. It’s too volatile to leave money in long-term
I find x

Moleclaw

Faith here too, bro. They’ve never let me down in five years x

CherryTea

Sweet :)

Moleclaw

Very chilled - with a little (biggy) help 😂

CherryTea

;0) Cheers mate!

CherryTea

That’s really good to know, thanks for the info ! Have a great weekend mate x Peace x

Gratesmanes

What a shame and this was such a good site .. i am dissapointed , now you pay in the blind not knowing if it was sent and obvioisly vendors won't send until its marked here.

Gratesmanes

🙏🤞😇

CherryTea

*UPDATE*

Thankyou all for your support and replies! It gave me comfort that all would work out ok, so cheers for that! After 24 hours 2 of 6 orders have started to show as paid ! So I’m sure 👌 others will come up soon! Dont worry guys n gals ! If your in same boat stay patient ! 👍🏻👌💕

CherryTea

* UPDATE * Orders starting to show as paid.

Thankyou all for your support and replies. It’s taken 24 hours , 2 of 4 of my orders have displayed now as paid ! Have faith and patience everyone ! 👍🏻🍺

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on strainsburys 9.6/10

CAN YOU REMEMBER!-Your first buy from LB? And was it a good experience?

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on strainsburys 9.6/10

CAN YOU REMEMBER!-Your first buy from LB? And was it a good experience?

My first orders came through today.
Do not underestimate the strength of Strainsburys: OG Shake!!!
Old timer+new habit= messy business
Both vendors 10/10
I've had a good experience with LB so far x

dotsman

fuck me what a great name redeyejedi25

dotsman

nice...duly noted MMUK!!!!

dotsman

so right-well said

dotsman

shifting worlds...nice

dotsman

I love a happy ending!

dotsman

green tears of love for this place....respect

dotsman

Shit pollypuff20, sorry to hear!
hoping you've had some easier trades of present. peace

dotsman

Thats awesome Juice! glad there's somewhat of a safety net with vendors and Escrow!
enjoy that budder,brother!
sounds too strong for my old ass!

dotsman

difficult to find anywhere on the streets.
respect!

dotsman

thats a great idea Blazin_Esx

dotsman

pistach was good for me man just had a pipe of the biscotii- lovely hit

dotsman

Hey Old Mark,Smiley Mark,Tall Mark and Little Mark I dont need your shit anymore I've got LitTlE BigGy x

dotsman

Hey Elfranko TGD look really nice!!!

dotsman

I might get some hash next time!
What would you recommend dreamer420

dotsman

Masher same with me! had a 10 year hiatus now forming a lovely little habit again! haha
this is a game changer. Saves smoking all your score with Old Mark, Big Mark, skinny Mark or Young Mark or whichever Mark your having the pleasure giving you money too!

dotsman

Thats Good to know cheers Gortport!

dotsman

Had me laughing out loud db365!
inability or not- your the man (or possible other ident).... I blame autofill...fucking thing has sent some really embarassing things to the ex wife via amazon!

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on Green Cat 9.6/10

CHRISTMAS COMPETITION WINNER

lovely enjoy man!!

+20

on Green Cat 9.6/10

CHRISTMAS COMPETITION WINNER

Congratulations dashing is the winner of the competition!

Bitcoin USD Price Coinbase $43,654

Dashing - $43,622

The Christmas Competition is now closed more prizes to win in the new year!

Don’t forget free delivery on all orders until 1/1/2024!

+10

dashing 10/10

Thanks GC, I truly am grateful.
And what a great line up on the menu to sample 🔥
Thanks to the biggas that make this place what it is

Bless up ❤️

Apexskunk2

Gratz buddy, enjoy your winnings ❤️🥳

B0W13

Congrats Dashing, what an absolute treat!

💜💚🏹👊🏻

pollypuff20

Nice on Dashing!- that’ll get new year lit up! 💥👍

Johnnyh2

Well done mate and great giveaway GC 👌

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on {wanted items}

WHATS THE BEST? dry herb vapouriser for those on a budget?

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on {wanted items}

WHATS THE BEST? dry herb vapouriser for those on a budget?

just bought a cheap vape on amazon- The ANIX Pathfinder-steam machine. doesn't seem very good! anyone here got any experience on the matter? or has anyone got one for sale?

dotsman

shit i guess 300-400 degree oil would make a mess of anyting! lost-odins-eye(cool name)
What the hells a dosing capsule?
more rabbit holes to fall down lol.
cheers mate appreciate your input

dotsman

cheers redeyejedi25 (I know i've already said it but-bloody great name!!!!)
swaying towards the Xmax now!

dotsman

yhea Masher those crafty+ look nice!!
thanks for your input! peace.

dotsman

cheers zoonless! looking at the dynavap rabbit hole right now!
torch it when it clicks vape it.
bloody hell!

dotsman

Thanks for the information_BrianRollConer!
I honestly think the dynavap in my hands is an accident waiting to happen (advise given in https://littlebiggy.com/viewSubject/p/4817403)
I am now looking into Terpsicle and lotus by vapman thankyou!!!

dotsman

solid information DeadRabb1t.
I am definately having an airflow/inhalation issue with the cheap thing i bought off amazon! Very unsatisfying!
I'm getting the V3

dotsman

yhea syjefroi really swaying towards xmax v3 now!!!
thanks for your time and input appreciate you !!!!

dotsman

cheers bazza i'll check out the xmax now!

dotsman

cheers wheezbug ill take a look at the yokan
appriciate you man!!

dotsman

Nice one Father_jack I'm definetly saying yowards the xmax v3.
stay happy be lucky!

dotsman

Brilliant MightyRux! man not a lot of budget here! 40-60 i do have 9 kids don't ya know!

dotsman

ohh that looks nice pax 3 wow

dotsman

thanks Mighty Rux appreciate you!

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on Kiltman

Funny Scoring stories

once had a holiday in portugal. found this little head shop in the local town and asked the guy where i could find the stuff i could use with his grin…

+14

on Kiltman

Funny Scoring stories

Hey biggas
Who has the best and funniest scoring stories from back in the days when you had to go to dodgy alleyways and backstreets who got sold tar as a half Dods and who got busted.

+20

Foxy2022

So in the bad old days of dealing with people IRL I usually had to drive a decent distance to score. 40-50 miles to my best connection. So I’m nearly there, maybe 10 minutes away when I go to change gear & the clutch pedal just drops to the floor…. Fuck!

We manage to limp it into a shopping centre car park. 2 problems at this point. 1 I’m 50 miles from home & 2 I’ve got no breakdown cover. Of course the main priority is still scoring or the whole things been a waste. So I call my guy who reluctantly agrees to bring it to where I’m at & he knows a local garage so he’ll call them as well.

He arrives about 20 mins later with a very poorly wrapped Oz of stinking weed we do the deal & he leaves. 5 minutes later a recovery wagon rolls in & we end up getting recovered all the way home, three of us sat in the truck which now absolutely reeks of the weed my guy hadn’t really wrapped. The driver never said a word but it must have been obvious!

To top it all off the car needed a new clutch & flywheel at nearly 2 grand plus the cost of recovery.

These days I order off LittleBiggy & have full AA membership!

pollypuff20

😂😂…brilliant!

TheDazzler

Fair play mission accomplished

Foxy2022

Oh mate believe me I'd have left the car there & walked back with the weed if it came to it! Kinda wish I had, that car was a total piece of shit 😂

+13

Zigbull!

Had a bit of a freaky one when I was living in Kings Cross in Sydney, there was word of a cafe there selling weed so I went there and ended up getting some, went back to the flat and rolled up a fat one, was 1/2 way through it and I turned on the tv, there was only the cafe I’d just been to being busted live on the news, couldn’t believe it!

pollypuff20

😂😂Bet you were thinking ‘am I REALLY seeing that on the tv or is this REALLY top shit??’ 👍

Zigbull!

I was pretty wasted, it blew my mind seeing it! 😂😶‍🌫️

TheDazzler

🤣😂🤣😂🤣

+13

pollypuff20

Hehe too many, all bad, that’s why I love it here!

Once in India I asked around and this bloke took me to a small dark room with no windows and said he’d be right back with the weed. He then goes out and locks the door!. It’s like a hundred degrees and I’m sweating like a pig in what is basically a cell. I convince myself he’s gone for the police to get a bribe for dobbing me in. I wait 20 minutes then start forcibly kicking and pushing at the door but it’s not happening. I am going to have to go crazy ape shit bonkers to smash my way out, and probably not even then. By 30 minutes I’m losing it. I can’t believe I’ve been so fucking stupid!
Nearly 40 minutes later…click…door opens…light….smiley Indian…can’t understand why I’m so stressed…it took him a while to find the ‘man’….says he always locks the door when he goes out!!!
Jesus…I was in a state!
Terrible weed too 😂😂🙀

TheDazzler

Don't think anything I've got is going to top that man FFS if it was anyone else I would have probably have put

"Did ya aye"

But LB Jedi master PollyPuff20 fair play. Kidnapped for shite weed funny

pollypuff20

Yeah but the REALLY stupid thing about it only occurred to me later that night…
Having convinced myself he had gone for the plod I STILL completed the transaction!🙀…if the police where outside they’ve now got me in possession…otherwise they would have had sweet FA!
Come on- how stupid am I??🤔
Caveat- it was a LONG time ago…
Also- I’ve got worse than that- don’t get me started on Ibiza!!

TheDazzler

That’s just bating us 🙄

Foxy2022

Yep Polly is basically the Mic-Drop king of LittleBiggy. Seriously though I could listen to your life stories all day Polly 👍🏻😁

pollypuff20

😍😍

+11

pranava108

In Ghana, they sell weed already cleaned and ground, wrapped in a rizla so you just unwrap it, roll it and smoke it.

Many years ago, we were staying in this small coastal village, and bought an oz from this younger guy, only to find it was the twigs etc that had been cleaned from the actual weed for smoking.

His father heard us arguing with him about this, and looked really angry - lots of shouting etc - so we got kind of worried. We were in the middle of nowhere, very little infrastructure and travellers were rare.

It turned out he was furious with his son for giving visitors to their village a bad experience - not us for trying to buy weed there. He insisted we come into his home, were he provided food and drink and made a real fuss of us, while he sent his brother, on foot, 3 miles up the road to get a sample of decent weed for us to try.

It was great weed (luckily), so he then sent his brother back to get us an actual oz, at local prices, all while apologising for his son ripping us off!

pollypuff20

Cool😍👍…mine never have such a happy ending!😂

TheDazzler

Story’s so true you could never make them up

Kiltman

😂😂 fecking brilliant love it 👍

TheDazzler

Aye agreed

Foxy2022

Yeah. I don’t see this one being topped for a while 😂

TheDazzler

Agreed how to kill a thread 101 by Jedi Master PollyPuff

+12

tomatoalec

I don’t miss those days!

The faff of scoring off a motley crew of lunatics, terrible timekeepers and the awkward ones who would try and get you to hang out for as long as possible…..and only a ‘teenth of the crumbiest soap bar at the end of it!

We’re so lucky we can get reviewed, primo shit delivered to your door in no time!

TheDazzler

With plastic and tyres 🛞 in it 🙅‍♂️🤦‍♂️

gardenvariety

I legit found a whole coffee bean in a half of soapbar back in the 90s.

TheDazzler

I’m laughing because I know it’s true

pollypuff20

👍👍😍 to that!

+10.2

Hashishin 9.7/10

Many years ago I went for a vacation to Marseille, France. being the hash enthusiast that I am I went looking for sweet ganja around when I realized some real top shelf hash imported from morocco was to be found. I was around and about for three or four days in which I managed to score different kinds of very nice hash pieces from both local and immigrant fellows. though they didn't speak any english and I didn't speak french, the hash pieces were small and expensive and the vacation was long. I've strive for a better connection, maybe one who actually speaks english so I can negotiate a good deal for a sizeable chunk of the finest available. in the fifth day it happened, I found two guys who spoke english and were able to offer a good deal on a whole bar, it was if I remember correctly the equivalent of 250eur for 100g. they seemed trust worthy and I thought it's a decent price for me as a tourist (especially in light of the prices I paid for the small pieces) so I went for it, hoping it'll be the good stuff. I found myself in the metro of Marseille, heading to Marseille's projects jumping over barriers since the guys I was riding with didn't care for paying a ticket much which was fine on the way there while we didn't carry any hash but on the way back to the city center carrying 100g hash bar on me I was a little worried with every barrier we've jumped. finally arriving to city center after jumping the last barrier a second before I breathe a sigh of relief a huge bloke in uniform with an even bigger dog approach us yelling (probably) for jumping the barriers. as I said I don't speak french and this guy seemed pretty pissed so I'm thinking we're fucked. let me tell you, until this day I don't know what the guys I was with shouted back but anyway we've just continued in our way while the dude (which I figured must have been a security guard and not an officer) was just standing there looking at us walking away doing nothing about it and the whole thing was over in matter of seconds. I eventually got back to my room with a bar of very potent, top shelf, soft moroccan hashish which me and my company enjoyed so very much during our vacation. I thank my good luck for the hash, providence and experience every time I reminiscence 😇

pollypuff20

Hehe…brilliant! Glad it ended well!
I used to go to clubs with guys who were carrying and at a time when random door searches were common. My instinct was to keep my head down and be meek and polite but these guys were exactly the opposite really fronting up to the doormen in a challenging way. It wasn’t violence but in your face edgy banter. I thought it was a madness but they always claimed it was the soft touches who got rolled, and I guess they were right! 😳👍😉

MightyRux

Because (especially back in the day) you'd need to show you weren't prey, however you managed to do that. They're only rolling the guys they expect no comeback from, and then the drugs are stolen, given to the guy that deals for them in the club, and guy gets ejected with threats of calling the police if he comes back, and if he's unlucky the back door had metal escape exit stairs. Everyone else has them in their socks or pants on the way in anyway, surely? Maharishi make trousers and tops with internal stash pockets. Very handy if you want to look inconspicuously off your tits in trousers embroidered with a huge dragon.

MightyRux

I bet trying to score in the less salubrious areas of Marseille is an unforgettable experience, especially when no-one can communicate clearly due to a language barrier.

That temple ball was epic dude, thanks. Just had a smoke of it about an hour ago and my head is like lead, oh, and I just chuckled to myself for no reason. You have a new regular customer.

+10

TheDazzler

Not a scoring story but this made me think about it and this will really show my age lol

Who remembers the book that teaches you to roll fucking mad ass joints?

Windmills, tulips 4 way fuckers

+12

tomatoalec

That’s a blast from the past!

800 rizla, 50 grams of baccy and a ton of weed to careful construct something that is basically harsh as fuck after the third drag and leaves your lungs feeling like a pair of shrivelled raisins!

Aaah….the good old days!

TheDazzler

Good times man

Kiltman

Yea I remember wasting a lot of rizzlas with that book 😂😂

TheDazzler

Beaver on the cover lol

Kiltman

Ah was that a blue beaver ?
The joint rolling handbook 😀

Kiltman

Just having a look there and you can still buy this on Amazon lol 30 years later for £8 Maybes it’s a more updated version with what to do with concentrates and how to use a dry vape or what tricks you can do with a big mighty 😍

TheDazzler

No way man

I remember one of my mates using a bic pen as a roch for a tulip

that did not end well lol

MightyRux

The Joint Rolling Handbook. We all had that, clearly. I successfully managed the reverse roll once where you lick the adhesive so it's on the inside and burn off the excess paper, then realised it wasn't worth all the hassle and just bought thinner skins.

The tulip didn't burn well, and the less said about the windmill the better.

TheDazzler

The youth of today will never know the struggles we old folk had to do in the olden days pre mobiles, interweb fucking pre technology.

pollypuff20

So true…they sit on their arses scrolling through LB…the hardest thing they have to do is answer the door to the postie for their NDD 😖

Foxy2022

Ain't that the truth! Back in my day this were nowt but Fields. 😂

The Khasi of Kalabar

Three mates and I went to Hitchin on a Saturday night to score. Picked up some weed and smoked a couple of joints. Went into a public toilet for a Jimmy, me and one mate standing at the trough, the other mate in the sit down. Two coppers walk in. Obviously me and mate number one keep schtum, mate in the cubicle none the wiser keeps mouthing off about passing him a J. The cops walk out and we think we've got away with it till we walk outside. Of course they're waiting, search us and find the weed, then it's in the back of the Panda and down the nick. Statement, charged, fingerprints, mugshot, a stint in a cell. Later it was up before the magistrate, a fine and a criminal record. All that was 50 years ago this year!

pollypuff20

Aw mate feel your pain right there! 😵

Many moons ago I had a bar in Corfu. We used to get hassled a lot by the plod but this night two are just standing at the bar, drinking (free) beer and eying up the girls. This couple are sitting at the bar and the guy just has to tell me in a loud voice about the Q of hash he has that he smuggled in up his wife’s fanny. Any other moment this would have been hilarious. I am frozen in disbelief that he cannot see the two uniformed officers standing next to him! I do that frozen stare at him whilst trying to just flick my eyes to the left to get him to look and shut the fuck up. But no…I thought any minute now the stash is going to make an appearance. I just had to walk away, and as I do so he obviously thinks I’m being rude and shouts out “I take it you don’t want any then?!”…..Jesus Christ….😵‍💫🤯….they then leave and the Greek plod continue to drink their (free) beer….😳

TheDazzler

🫣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

TheDazzler

Fuck sake bet it was not much weight lol 1/8 lol 😂

The Khasi of Kalabar

It was a tiny amount! I had it tucked down behind the ciggies in a packet of Players Number 6. First place they looked!

+5.2

TheDazzler

It’s always the same back then with the 5.0

I remember my mate getting a night in the cells as they searched us and found fuck all but my mate had half used fag deck for roch

The nob asked him. Do you use drugs as he waved it in his face.

His response was, how you got any ????

Nob end huckled him

Ha ha ha ha ha

+6.2

justarift

maybe not funny, but I'm reminded of them reading this thread... both happened 25+ years ago. First time me and a few mates wanted to smoke but were let down by our guy. So we were just hanging about on the road thinking what to do. This car pulls up to use the phone box we were at and the guy looked youngish - but older than us early teenagers - so I just randomnly asked if he had any smoke. He gave me the weirdest look - realised I was defnintely just a kid - and said "yeah I'm on my way to get some hash - wait here". Felt like the universe conspired to help us. 2nd story... was smoking this amazing soft hash which back then was very rare for us - normally we just got bad quality soap bar. Anyway - in a field just behind my house smoking - talking total nonsense about how we would escape from the police - total laughable fantasy nonsense - but then suddenly 2 police appear - 1 at each gate we had "planned" to escape through. It was so bizarre. So I dropped the hash on the gorund while they were still far away. We were all in shock at how we had predicted it. They left after realising it was a waste of their time. Then I tried to look around and find the hash. Problem was it had rained fairly recently and the entire field we were in had those little bobbles of mud that rain can form. It just looked like tiny lumps of hash everywhere!

Kiltman

😂 bet some 🐑 had an enjoyable evening 😂

syjefroi181

This might be my favourite topic on this fucking website.

TheDazzler

Going to have to think on this one unfortunately there has been a few.

And just for clarification Weed only lol no other party prescriptions????

+6.2

Kiltman

Oh I never even considered the old days on micro dots going to see lawnmower man in the Clydebank pictures but I’ll keep that post for the next one 😀

+5.2

TheDazzler

Micro dots 🫣 ffs 🤦‍♂️

pollypuff20

Yeah…let’s not talk about micro dots! 🙉🙈🙊

Foxy2022

No lets talk about Microdots.... Pleeeeease! 😂 I do have another potentially vehicle related Microdot story.

+5.2

pranava108

I have several microdot related stories too...those were the days ;-)

Kiltman

Fire away with the trippy stories it’s all good Wither it be microdots,mushy tea cooked up in an old bean can down the beach or the wonderful strawberry tabs

MightyRux

With that reference you're now on the list for my LB Knightmare reboot team too.

Foxy2022

I’m thinking we do need a topic on this one too 😁 Come on @Kiltman let’s do this!

shenglongisdefeated

Or thinking it was a pleasant way to spend some time by listening to

Timothy Leary : "Turn On, Tune In, Drop Out"

while peaking on one.

"All this baggage too must be checked. You can’t take that on the billion year voyage to God"

What is this baggage you speak of? Oh, that baggage. This is going to be a fun period of time where I have no stable perception of time to go through it all.

+4.2

MightyRux

Another weird scoring incident from the past sprang to mind.

In my early 20s I was going to a gig in a nearby city, and staying with friends for the night. Had nothing to smoke, and couldn't get anything, but hopefully my friends could.

Getting on the train that afternoon I saw a table, and there was just 1 guy sitting by it! I'd be on the train for an hour or so, he looked alright, so I sat down opposite him. We got chatting about various things (education, jobs, interests, etc), and the time flew by.

After a while the conductor came around, and it was back when you wouldn't get an immediate fine if you didn't have a ticket as there weren't almost universal barriers, and could buy on the train, which was my plan. Conductor asked the guy for his ticket but he didn't have one: he had an ID to show he was an ex railway worker and entitled to free travel. Conductor accepted it. Guy gestures at me and says we're together. Conductor walks off. Guy smiles shrewdly at me, says nothing. We chat a bit more, and before long we're approaching my stop, and he doesn't look like he's getting off. Without a word he reaches into his pocket, pulls out some excellent hash, bites off a decent 3-4 joint chunk, and slides it across the table to me under his hand while making unbroken eye contact. I, obviously move my hand near his, cup what he's left, and palm it. Check it, grin at him, and he just smiles and nods at me. As I get up to leave he grabs my arm and tells me that on that platform is a goods/disabled lift that comes out outside the ticket check and you can go straight out to taxis at the back of the station with no checks. He was right. The most weird part of it is that we never discussed drugs at all, not even when he gave them to me.

We recognise our own, I guess?

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pollypuff20

Excellent! It does remind me though that a couple of times I’ve had complete strangers palm me drugs and I really don’t look the part. In fact one I was doing an afternoon presentation, business suit the lot, in a London music bar venue. We stayed into the evening as it got busy but still in in suit minus jacket and tie. This guy is leaving and he seems to be pretty popular with an entourage and as he passes he pops something in my shirt pocket and taps me on the chest and is gone never to be seen again. I take it out not for one minute thinking it’s actually a big fat wrap of top quality Charlie!🤩…I mean…why?😳

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British Bulldog 9.9/10

There was an open drugs house in my local town, everyone knew what they were doing but somehow it was still there selling for years.

Anyway, it was a big Victorian red brick house, and when me and a pal turned up once, one of the sellers was outside saying he couldn't get in...lost his key (understandable, these guys were druggies).

No one else was in the house, and this was before mobile phones.

The only access was through a second floor window. At the time (I was about 16) I weighed about 140lbs, was ripped and did lots of mountain climbing..

So fuck it, up the drainpipe I went.

Easy enough climb due to It being cast iron, then it was just a short step onto the window ledge.

As soon as I get on the ledge, the druggie shouts up to me...

"MATE THERE'S A BIG DOG IN THERE.... DON'T WORRY THOUGH... HE'S SOUND"...

Anyone that's done climbing knows it's easier up than down, unless your absailing, and I had no rope.

So I'm about 50 feet above a pavement, holding on to a window ledge, just about to meet a big dog who has no fucking idea who I am... and spends his time in a house full of druggies.

Maybe the dog could be a bit unhinged?

Balancing on a ledge, wondering if jumping back onto cast iron guttering is a better idea than going through a window and meeting the dog of death.... was a difficult decision.

But I needed an 8th, so yeah I went through the window. 🤣🤣

Thanks fuck he was a Staffy, a breed I grew up with, who was just happy to see a human.

What we used to do for a bit of puff!!

Cheers BB 😊👍🍻

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Kiltman

😂😂😂😂brilliant 😂😂

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pollypuff20

💥🐶😂😂

Kiltman

Brings a whole new meaning too GOOD SHITTTT😂👌✌️

Zigbull!

One other one springs to mind too, not really about scoring though, we were in Phnom Penh and there was a place there (20 odd years ago) called “The Happy Herb Pizza Company” they did “special” ganga pizzas, we went there for lunch one day and I asked for mine Extra Happy, when it came I peeled back the cheese and there must have been a layer about 5mm thick of weed on it, anyway I ate it all up and we went for a wander looking for some market that was supposed to be worth checking out, we couldn’t find it and ended up jumping on the back of this moped taxi, it was the driver, me and the mrs on this Honda C90, literally as we pulled away this pizza kicked in big time and I was off my tits, he was driving all over the place and we ended up in the middle of nowhere, turns out he didn’t know where the market was either and it took us about an hour to find it, all the time me absolutely wasted holding on for dear life on the back!
We eventually found it and it was crazy busy, not really what I wanted being in that state! We ended up jumping back on the moped and getting a lift back, made for an interesting afternoon though!!!

fluffcake

When I was about 16 me and a couple of mates were hanging out on a chilled out sunny Sunday afternoon in town, skint. Wanting to have a smoke and buy some hash my mate told us of a con that could make us some money. This was to stick aluminium tape on one side and around the edge of ten pence pieces and put them in vending machines, which recognised them as 50 pence pieces. The machines would either give five ten pence pieces back after pressing the reject button, or we'd buy a can of coke at 15p and get 35p in change. The idea was to make enough to buy a teenth for £7.50, which we did, but had loads of coke left over to drink 😂

Zigbull!

Another one springs to mind, was in Sri Lanka for the millennium, the first night we landed we went to a local restaurant in Hikkaduwa, I’d had the flu pretty badly and was a little delirious and absolutely knackered from the journey, we’d read in the lonely planet or some other guidebook that some guys sell you weed then phone the police who arrest you then you need to pay them loads to be released.
I’d kind of forgotten this, we got talking to the owner of the restaurant and he was smoking some really nice black, I’d smoked quite a bit with him and was extremely stoned and a bit pissed, anyway, he gave me a lump of this black and as I was smoking another spliff of it he went over and made a phone call, Mrs Zigbull! said to me “He’s phoning the police” kind of jokingly but not sure, of course this totally freaked me out and we hurriedly made our excuses and left, walking back I was so close to chucking the black he’d given me away but as it was so nice I was really reluctant to 🙄!
By the time we got back to the room it was all really kicking in and I was laid in the bed spinning out, got up to go to the bathroom and I started to get a nosebleed, this then got me panicked thinking that he’d spiked it with something or other and I was totally freaking out!
Luckily enough though it was all good and was just me being totally fucked and paranoid, woke up in the morning and all was well and I still had my black to keep me going while I was there!

Masher23

1980s, bumming round India. Had just spent a few months wandering around the Parvati valley. Hash was everywhere, high quality and cheap. I decided to head south to see a bit more of the country and ended up in Chennai or Madras as was then. En route I sold the couple of ounces of Malana cream I had stashed to a Dutch couple on a train assuming I would be able to score again quite easily.
On arrival in Madras was unable to get my hands on anything despite trying and was feeling a bit desperate after several days without. Gutted I'd sold my stash. Then one morning as I was wandering down Triplicate High Road I heard a familiar "Psssst, you want something". I looked over at a disheveled lungi wearing character who beckoned me to follow. He set off at pace winding through the crowded narrow streets, I followed keenly for what seemed like miles. He finally stopped up a back alley and gestured for me to come closer. He rummaged under his lungi and pulled out a paper bag, turned to me in a conspiratorial fashion and said "you want macaroons" whilst showing me a couple of the coconut based cakes. I was absolutely devastated.

pollypuff20

Haha…😜…and I bet those macaroons were very tempting after he trekked in the heat of the day! 🤢

Kiltman

😂😂😂😂👌✌️💕

MightyRux

Ah, the time we went to the guy who only sold teenths of not great hash, and we wanted a q, and I'm sitting in this guy's house waiting to take 4 shitty deals off him, and he drops one. His badly cared for dog (they almost always had at least one of these) instant picks it up in its mouth. Guy grabs the dog and starts shaking it upside down vigorously and it eventually spits out the teenth. I pick it up, wipe it off, thank him, and never darken his door again.

I have a lot more scoring stories, but they're mainly a lot darker, and why they stick in my mind.

Kiltman

😂 brilliant come on spill the beans on more of the darker stories.
Everyone loves a wee story ✌️

MightyRux

Well, there was the time I was in college, so about 18, and I went to score from the flats I usually went to. This was a super paranoid guy that you needed to have an introduction to, not some dealer of standard street crap that was everywhere in the mid/late '90s, but fortunately I knew his cousin and had been scoring off him for a while.

So I turn up and this guy's door is open, and there's a lot of raised angry voices. His flat is ground floor and there are steps going up to other flats, and I angle myself towards these just as a guy with a baseball bat bursts out of this guy's door and he brandishes it at me. Another guy runs out of the flat straight after him, sees what he's doing, shouts, "leave him, he's got nothing to do with this!" and they run off. Then a car starts up and speeds away. A minute or so later the dealer's flatmate runs out and shouts after them (making sure they're far enough away, I think). Then, with him (and me) visibly shaken, I scored the only deal I ever had off him that was both spot on weight and the highest quality hash he had. It was there the whole time behind a panel that he had to unscrew...