Gym Sockz

Smorez x Watermelon OG

Nose

Funky and sweet. More musky and diesel notes come through when ground up. Considering the parents I'm surprised at the aroma, it does kind of smell of old gym socks but in the nicest way possible?

Bag Appeal

Medium to large buds. They're solid boulders - unfortunately my plug compressed these a little too much for transit. Nevertheless, the bright green is coated in little amber trichomes with a generous splattering of maroon pistils.

Smoke

Tastes earthy and skunky with lingering fuel notes. Reminiscent of GMO yet different in my opinion. Burns very clean with white ash. At first it hits like a strong sativa but slowly a strong body buzz will start to build while the head high settles into the temples. The taste is strong until the roach and by then the couchlock should have taken hold and put you down. Find myself smoking this more than I thought, the taste and smell being completely different to the usual candy or diesel.

Original Z

Grape Ape x Grapefruit

Nose

Fruity and sweet. At first it doesn't smell of any particular fruit but a myriad of different fruity sweets. However when ground up I found apple and blueberry notes coming through in particular.

Bag Appeal

Dense buds from large all the way down. Good trichome coverage over a blend of dark and light green accented with the occasional darker purple. Once you tear open the bud you'll be greeted with even more trichs and a wider spectrum of purple ranging from almost pink to a darker purple.

Smoke

Undeniably indica. Smoke is smooth and the ash is a light grey. Tastes sweet and slightly earthy. The stone creeps up on you - at first any tension in mind and body melts away but then your body will feel heavy and your mind will feel numb and you'll be couchlocked. No danger of racy thoughts with this one, a beautiful evening stress reliever. Eventually leads to a deep sleep without leaving you stoned over the next day.

Glazed Bacio

Glazed Holes x Gelato 41

Nose

Very sweet vanilla aroma with gas and fruity pebble undertones. Get some earthiness when I squeeze the bud too but the smell is very much in line with the name "Glazed Bacio".

Bag Appeal

Medium to small sized buds. Buds are a tapestry of white, dark purple and green - the range of colours increases further when you rip open a bud exposing lilacs, pinks and emerald green. And let's not forget a greater abundance of perfectly formed trichomes. Buds are not dense but not quite fluffy either, best bag appeal for an exotic as of middle October.

Smoke

Tastes delicious - vanilla and cereal milk coat your tongue as a strong body buzz takes hold. Slightly more heady than the MK Ultra it feels like a 70/30 indica. Best Cali on the menu at the moment.

MK Ultra

G13 x OG Kush

Nose

Earthy and gassy with piney and slightly sour undertones. The longer you smell it the more complex it seems - when asking other people what they got from it I got everything from berry to sweet - but earthy, gassy and piney is something we could all agree on! Very pungent too, proper OG in there, its a beautiful nose.

Bag Appeal

Solid nugs of dark green swirled with dark purple all under a sheen reminiscent of a White Christmas morning. Buds are mainly medium to small sized however they are rather dense so be careful with how you load your grinder! Look very much like Exotics

Smoke

Pure indica. Your mind and body start a hypnotic descent together which comes to a head with a strong couchlock and complete removal of any stress. Unsurprisingly a long and deep sleep follows. The smell comes through wonderfully in the taste which lasts all the way down to the roach. Canadian topshelf might not be the popular thing however this easily competes with Cali and I'd daresay better.

Mylar Magic

Lemon Cherry Gelato x Runtz

Nose

The Lemon Cherry definitely comes through especially when ground up. Bit of earthiness too almost reminds me of almonds. LCG and Runtz are quite popular in cannabis lineage but the synergy of them here smells different to LCR.

Bag Appeal

Absolutely trich blessed; you'll be forgiven for thinking these are SnowCapz. Mainly medium and large buds, tend to be more long than round. Maroon hairs congregate here and there but the overall theme is snow white with bits of green and purple.

Smoke

Moreish earthy sweet taste with citrus undertones. Very smooth smoke that sedates the mind and body at the same time. Strong body buzz and mind numbing without being at all mongy. White ash and the terps come through great in the smoke. Go to night time smoke currently.