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If ordering to Scotland or Nireland 1 VAPE MAX, they are seizing anything over 1.

If you order more the risk is yours, flower and hash in fine!

Flavours Available;

Gelato 41
Girl Scout Cookies
Lemon Cherry Gushers
Gorilla Glue
Strawberry Cough
Amnesia Haze
Apples & Bananas
Gas Face
Lemon Kush
Purple Punch


You asked and we provided. Quality vapes, no messing, no gimmicks, just pure medicine.

These 1ML disposable vape pens contain;

-92% THC D9 Distillate
-Live Resin Terpenes.

Our Delta 9 disposable vape pens are pre-filled and come in a variety of flavors to suit your taste. Simply open the package and start vaping. When the THC liquid runs out, just throw the pen away and grab a new one.

In case the battery runs out before you finish the vape, there is a USB-C charging port at the bottom of the vape.

1 DISPOSABLE VAPE, NO CHARGING CABLE INCLUDED!

Message us on your order and let us know what flavour you want, if you don't message us will be lucky dip!

Exactly what it says on the tin guys.

This is perfect for extracting, cooking or topping up your joint.

Best value for money you will find on LB

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New Devices - 10/10 Boys Cyro Cured Diamonds 2000MG Vapes

Authentic Stock, Accept No Imitations!

If ordering to Scotland or Nireland 1 VAPE MAX, they are seizing anything over 1.

If you order more the risk is yours, flower and hash in fine!

Pure, powerful, effortless — experience diamond‑level Delta‑9 in a sleek form


2000MG D9 Liquid Diamond Bar!

Flavours Available;

🧠 Sativa
• Z’Lectrolytes
• Coconut Horchata

💤 Indica
• Super Boof
• Mizztrezz
• Solar Splash

🔀 Hybrid
• Donatella Dank
• Velvet Vortex
• Stardust Serenade
• Cotton Candy Faygo


Let us know what you want on the order, if you don’t tell us we will ship you a lucky dip : )

Unlock the full potential of Delta‑9 with the 10/10 Boys 2000 mg Cyro Cured Diamonds Disposable Vape. This premium device delivers ultra‑pure, lab‑refined Delta‑9 “liquid diamonds” in every hit. Engineered for high potency, flavor integrity, and absolute convenience, it offers a seamless experience from first puff to last.

Every unit contains 2000 mg of cryogenically cured diamond distillate — a rare and potent form of concentrated THC that emphasizes purity, smoothness, and terpene preservation. The result is a vapor that is clean, crisp, and deeply satisfying.

The battery is rechargeable (280 mAh) but the unit is non‑refillable, making it truly “charge, puff, toss” without the risk of leaks or contamination. LED indicators keep you informed:

No light = fully charged

White (charging) = in charge mode

Red = needs charging

White (in use) = device active

Sleek, compact, and crafted to impress, this vape is built for convenience, discretion, and serious potency. Accept no imitations — trust Authentic Stock.

Key Features & Highlights
Feature Detail
Potency 2000 mg cryo‑cured diamond distillate
Purity Ultra-refined liquid diamonds for minimal impurities
Battery 280 mAh rechargeable (non‑refillable design)
LED Indicators Status LEDs for charging, ready state, low battery
Form Factor Compact, durable, discreet
Usage Style Draw‑activated / LED guided operation
Ideal For High‑tolerance users, connoisseurs, discrete use
Why This Vape Stands Out

Diamond Clarity & Purity: The cryogenic curing process refines the distillate to an exceptionally high purity level, minimizing residual solvents and impurities, thus preserving terpene character.

Potency: At 2000 mg, this is a high-strength offering designed for experienced users seeking maximum effects.

Flavor Retention: The use of advanced diamond distillates allows for more authentic terpene flavor without harshness or burnt notes.

Convenience Without Compromise: Rechargeable yet non‑refillable — you avoid the mess and risk of leaks while still extracting every drop.

Visual & Functional Elegance: The sleek design, LED indicators, and user feedback mechanisms reflect a premium standard.

Rainbow Runtz Crumle
Strawberry Guava Sugar
Papaya Bomb Sugar

Please let us know what you want on the order
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Cannabis Sugar, also known as Sugar Wax, is a highly potent, flavorful concentrate known for its grainy, crystalline texture reminiscent of granulated sugar.

Packed with cannabinoids and terpenes, Sugar Wax offers an exceptional balance of potency, taste, and aroma.

Golden amber color

Granular, sugary crystals

Soft and easy-to-handle consistency

Intergalactc High

Best for;

Dabbing: Best enjoyed using dab rigs or vaporizers for quick onset effects.

Mixing: Can be sprinkled into joints or bowls for enhanced potency and flavor.

Effects:

Immediate euphoric upliftTop

Relaxed, stress-relieving sensation

Potent, long-lasting effects ideal for seasoned users

Best Suited For:

Users seeking flavorful, high-potency experiences

Relaxation, pain relief, and stress management

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Crumble


Cannabis Crumble is a dry, crumbly concentrate known for its potent cannabinoid content and vibrant flavor profiles. Its texture is soft and fragile, easily breaking apart, which makes dosing and handling effortless.

Dry, crumbly texture

Matte, opaque appearance in shades from pale yellow to golden amber

SUPER STRONG

Usage:
Dabbing: Excellent for vaporization with dab rigs or pens.

Topping: Ideal for sprinkling onto flower for enhanced potency and flavor.

Effects:
Strong cerebral and physical relaxation

Potent yet clear-headed buzz

Excellent for creativity, relaxation, and relief from chronic symptoms

Best Suited For:
Consumers wanting a potent but manageable concentrate

Daytime or evening relaxation and creativity boosts

We’ve just dropped 4 new fire Cali strains — with several more on the way. To keep things simple and streamlined, everything is listed under one product.

✅ Best bang for your buck on LB — that’s a TGT guarantee.

Available Strains:

Runtz
Sweet tropical candy terps meet creamy Gelato gas. Loud, sticky, and deceptively heavy. A colorful hybrid with knockout potential.

Mochi
Exotic dessert terps with earthy depth. Smooth vanilla cream and rich gas on the exhale. Heavy-hitting hybrid with a serene finish.

Jet Fuel
Sharp diesel fumes with pine and citrus undertones. Fast-acting cerebral high with an energizing edge. Classic sativa-leaning gas.

Galactic Candy
Fruity candy terps with a cosmic twist — bright, syrupy aromatics meet a tranquil, euphoric finish. A flavorful hybrid.

Bacio Gelato
Deep Gelato gas with creamy chocolate-lava cake notes. Dense, resin-rich buds. A heavy-hitting indica dominant.

Ice Cream Cake
Lush vanilla frosting, nutty dough, and gassy depth. Soothing and sedative, this indica classic delivers full-bodied relaxation.

Pick n Mix Options (14G & 28G)

Choose up to 4 strains per order. Let us know your picks at checkout — or receive a specially curated lucky dip!

We have 20 intros available, MAX 1 per customer, if you order more than 1 we will have to cancel your order!

Flavours Available;

-Apple Jacks
-Animal Trop
-Animal Mintz
-Red Rocket Fuel

Let us know what you want on the order notes, or we will send oyu a lucky dip.

Discover the Future of Hash

Step into a new era of hash with Vice City Plasma Static, the latest premium release from the renowned Vice City Hash collection.

Crafted using advanced static sift techniques — a solventless method that uses static electricity to separate trichome heads from plant material — this hash offers exceptional purity, flavor, and potency for true cannabis connoisseurs.

Expect a clean, smooth, and richly aromatic smoke that elevates the hash experience to a new level.

🌿 Why Choose Plasma Static?

Vice City Plasma Static represents the pinnacle of hash craftsmanship — the result of select genetics, artisanal small-batch production, and precise quality control. Every gram is expertly produced to ensure an ultra-premium finish.

✅ Triple-screened static sift for flawless purity

✅ Micro-batch production ensures consistency and care

✅ Complex terpene profile with creamy, gassy, and earthy notes

✅ Sticky, soft texture with beautiful color and strong aroma

✅ Melts cleanly with a full-spectrum entourage effect

Whether you're smoking in a joint, loading a bowl, or dabbing, this hash performs like a dream.

💥 Potency & Effects

Vice City Hash offers high THC levels between 55% and 70%, delivering a powerful yet balanced high. The static sift method preserves the natural cannabinoid and terpene spectrum, resulting in effects that are:

Euphoric and mentally uplifting

Physically relaxing and grounding

Long-lasting, smooth, and clear-headed

This is a full-spectrum experience — potent without being overpowering, and clean without compromise.

For those seeking a premium, solventless extract with exceptional melt, taste, and strength, Vice City Plasma Static delivers on every front.

French Zkittlez is an indulgent, balanced hybrid crafted by combining French Cookies × Zkittlez × Birthday Cake × Strabwanna Cream. Its beautifully dense, frosty buds showcase a vibrant palette of olive greens and subtle purples, highlighted by cinnamon-orange hairs and glistening resin.

The terpene profile is lush and sweet, delivering rich layers of creamy vanilla cookies, sugary strawberry candy, and nutty undertones. Smooth and sweet on the inhale, the exhale reveals deeper, dessert-like richness that warmly coats the palate.

The high begins with a gentle, fuzzy cerebral euphoria, elevating mood, easing mental tension, and creating a sense of tranquil well-being. This mental comfort gradually melts into a long-lasting physical relaxation, providing soothing relief without excessive sedation. It’s ideal for mellow afternoons, stress relief, or relaxed creativity.

French Zkittlez is luxurious and comforting—richly flavorful, softly euphoric, and deeply satisfying.

Tropical cherry gas with smooth, hybrid composure.

Super Buff Cherry is a striking 50/50 hybrid bred from Super Boof × Tropicana Cherry, uniting bold dessert terpenes with creamy gas and tropical depth. Its dense, glistening buds are painted in deep forest green with flashes of violet and orange, radiating aromas of ripe cherry, orange peel, and spicy vanilla.

On inhale, this strain delivers a candy-smooth burst of cherry cola and citrus zest, followed by creamy undertones and floral spice. The exhale is rich with diesel tang, earthy funk, and a cooling tropical finish—intense yet refined.

Effects come on with bright euphoria and mental lift—energizing, chatty, and creatively tuned—before settling into a gentle, pressure-free body calm. No drag, no haze—just clarity with warmth and flavor-forward finesse.

Super Buff Cherry is vibrant and indulgent, perfect for daytime social flow, creative work, or evening elevation without sedation.

Shimmering citrus spice and electric clarity—Amsterdam’s iconic sativa, perfected for the modern palate.

A masterpiece of contemporary sativa breeding, Super Silver Haze stands as the archetype of daytime cannabis, born from a visionary trifecta: Skunk #1, Northern Lights #5, and Haze. Crafted by Green House Seed Co., this legendary cultivar exhibits airy yet substantial, spade-shaped buds, each coated in a platinum frost of resin. Lime green hues dominate the surface, interwoven with a profusion of orange pistils and dense trichome coverage—a testament to both potency and meticulous craft.

The bouquet is immediately invigorating. Breaking open a fresh flower releases a rush of lemon zest, sweet skunk, and pine, underscored by black pepper and the heady, incense-like spice of classic haze. There is an almost effervescent clarity to the aroma—bright citrus rind mingling with subtle herbal notes and a whisper of tropical fruit—lending the experience both nostalgia and refinement. On the palate, Super Silver Haze is equally dazzling: the inhale greets with vibrant lemongrass, candied tangerine, and fresh mint, seamlessly giving way to undertones of peppered sandalwood and a persistent citrus haze. The exhale is clean, buoyant, and refreshing, marked by lingering notes of sour grapefruit and sweet skunk that beckon repeated indulgence. The smoke itself is silky and lightweight, allowing the strain’s full aromatic spectrum to unfold in waves.

The effects are the purest expression of top-tier sativa. The onset is euphoric and energetic, sparking an immediate surge of mental clarity and creative drive—perfect for inspiration, social connection, and elevating the senses.

As the experience deepens, a gentle wave of physical vigor emerges, melting away fatigue while sharpening focus and motivation. Unlike lesser sativas, Super Silver Haze delivers this uplift without overstimulation or crash, enabling hours of functional, joyful productivity. No couch-lock, no fog—only lucid, sustained elevation.

With THC content ranging from 18–23% (batch-dependent), this flower’s robust potency is matched by a complexity of aroma and flavor rarely rivaled. Its shimmering, frosted texture and balanced, airy-yet-dense structure speak to its pedigree and expert cure. Super Silver Haze remains the benchmark for connoisseurs seeking a truly elite sativa—whether for creative endeavors, daytime adventure, social occasions, or simply the pursuit of mood elevation and clarity.

Why It’s Special:

Super Silver Haze endures as the very embodiment of sativa excellence. Its three-way heritage ensures a harmony of soaring energy, cerebral brilliance, and comforting smoothness, while its radiant citrus bouquet and crystalline resin set a standard for purity and sophistication. For those who demand the highest expression of authentic, era-defining sativa genetics, Super Silver Haze stands peerless—timeless, inspirational, and impeccably crafted.

3.5g intros MAX 1 per customer!

Sumptuous grape confections and creamy OG tranquility—an enduring indica, refined for the connoisseur palate.

Purple Punch, the celebrated progeny of Granddaddy Purple and Larry OG, exemplifies the artistry of modern indica breeding. Its lineage fuses the dessert-inspired opulence of GDP’s berry bouquet with the classic, tranquil backbone of OG, yielding a cultivar that is as aromatic as it is visually arresting. This particular phenotype expresses itself in dense, perfectly manicured buds ranging from lush emerald and olive to forest green, often with only faint or absent hints of purple—a testament not to its lack of heritage, but to the subtle complexities of anthocyanin expression and environmental influence. Each calyx is wrapped in a crystalline frost of sticky resin, while vibrant orange pistils punctuate the surface, underscoring both potency and expert cultivation.

The aromatic profile is instantly alluring: freshly broken buds release a flood of ripe grape, blueberry muffin, and creamy vanilla frosting, each note layered atop a gentle earthiness and the faint, nutty spice of OG Kush ancestry. Beneath the dominant fruit, subtler accents of cherry, candied citrus, and wild berry jam emerge, giving the bouquet remarkable depth. The inhale is plush and decadent—grape Kool-Aid and vanilla cream swirl with sweet berries and sugared pastry—while the exhale unfolds into soft earth, a hint of pepper, and lingering fruit confection. The smoke is rich yet silken, washing the palate in waves of sweetness without harshness or bitterness.

The effects reveal the full measure of Purple Punch’s pedigree. An initial wave of gentle euphoria and serene clarity sets the mind at ease, washing away the day’s tension and fostering a cheerful, tranquil mood. This cerebral buoyancy is quickly followed by profound physical relaxation—shoulders loosen, muscles unwind, and a comforting warmth spreads throughout the body. Yet, rather than heavy sedation or mental fog, this expression of Purple Punch leaves the senses intact, inviting quiet reflection or peaceful social connection. Its balanced profile makes it equally suitable for winding down, easing stress, and supporting restorative sleep, while remaining a favorite among medicinal users for its reliable relief from anxiety, pain, and insomnia.

Though purple hues may be muted or absent in this expression, the authentic genetics of Granddaddy Purple and Larry OG remain vivid in aroma, flavor, and effect. True connoisseurship recognizes that phenotypic variation is natural—color alone is no marker of excellence. It is the harmony of bouquet, effect, and resin production that defines Purple Punch’s enduring reputation.

Purple Punch stands as a testament to the sophistication of modern indica breeding: a cultivar of luxurious dessert terpenes, tranquil body effects, and unmistakable lineage—crafted for those who seek true depth and authenticity in their cannabis experience.

Intro Offer MAX 1 per customer

Refined, flavorful, and undeniably elite.

Flavours Available;

-Irene
-P.G.B
-Blue Cheese
-Papaya Mintz
-Girl Scout Cookies
-Sour Belts

Let us know what you want in the order notes!
Cali Plates Premium Frozen Sift 70–130 µ represents a meticulous expression of solventless craftsmanship—engineered for connoisseurs who demand purity, potency, and terpene fidelity above all else. Each batch begins with premium, cultivar-specific material, flash-frozen immediately post-harvest to preserve volatile terpenes and trichome integrity. Through a dry sift process utilizing ultra-fine mesh screens calibrated to the 70–130 micron range, only the most resin-rich trichome heads are selected—free of contaminants, plant particulates, or oxidized matter.

The resulting hash exhibits a soft, velvety texture—neither greasy nor crumbly—but instead a refined balance of moisture and meltability that responds effortlessly to low-temperature dabbing or gentle hand-rolling. Its color ranges from golden to warm amber, often glistening under light due to its preserved resin density and unbroken glandular content.

What defines Cali Plates above all is its ability to translate the full aromatic identity and effect profile of each cultivar into its sifted form. Every plate is a direct expression of its source strain—true to its origin, unmasked by solvent interference, and preserved at peak freshness.

Strain Selections

• Irene (Sativa-Leaning Hybrid)
A bright and expressive cultivar with notes of citrus blossom, incense, and subtle pine. Irene delivers a clean cerebral clarity with a touch of physical uplift—excellent for daylight creativity or social activation.

• P.G.B (Balanced Hybrid)
Plush grape candy and ripe berry aromas lead the profile, grounded by faint earthy spice. Effects are centered and euphoric—equal parts mentally engaging and physically serene, ideal for refined anytime use.

• Blue Cheese (Indica-Leaning Hybrid)
Robust dairy funk layered with blueberry compote and earthy musk. This variant leans into physical relief and sedative ease, unfolding in waves of comforting body heaviness paired with gentle mental quietude.

• Papaya Mintz (Indica-Dominant Hybrid)
Juicy tropical fruit—papaya, mango, and guava—balanced by a refreshing minty coolness. Smooth and richly flavorful, it offers full-body melt complemented by a mentally calming, almost dreamlike clarity.

• Girl Scout Cookies (Balanced Hybrid)
Rich with the scent of sugar cookies, forest herbs, and a touch of diesel, GSC produces a layered experience—initial euphoria gives way to body tranquility. Ideal for evening reflection or creative stillness.

• Sour Belts (Sativa-Dominant Hybrid)
Bursting with sour citrus candy and tangy tropical zest, this strain energizes the senses. The high is clean, alert, and invigorating—an excellent option for active engagement, elevated mood, and mental precision.

3.5 intro offers MAX 1 per customer!

The pinnacle of West Coast dessert genetics, captured in a flawlessly clean, solventless extract.

Gelato 33 Triple Filtered Hash represents the apex of artisan extraction—distilling the essence of Gelato 33, itself a celebrated cross of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC, into a remarkably pure, potent, and nuanced form. Crafted from select, fresh-frozen Gelato 33 flowers and processed through a meticulous multi-stage filtration, the result is a shimmering concentrate of rare clarity and terpene preservation, offering connoisseurs the purest expression of its iconic lineage.

Visually, the hash is exquisite—a golden to platinum amber hue, semi-translucent with a creamy, malleable texture that signals both resin abundance and expert craftsmanship. Triple filtration yields a hash with an exceptionally fine, silky consistency, free from impurities or plant matter, and a lustrous sheen under ambient light.

Cracking open a gram of Gelato 33 Triple Filtered Hash releases a complex, layered aromatic profile: the opening salvo is pure Gelato—sweet cream, orange sherbet, and ripe berries—balanced by subtle undertones of earth, nutty vanilla, and a faint mint coolness. Upon warming, the bouquet intensifies, revealing notes of citrus rind, lavender, and a wisp of rich cocoa. The aroma is intoxicatingly sweet yet sophisticated, carrying the unmistakable hallmarks of premium Gelato genetics.

On the palate, each dab or curl of hash delivers a symphony of flavor. The inhale is lush and velvety—creamy gelato, sugared berries, and candied citrus—melding effortlessly with hints of spiced cake, toasted almond, and herbal mint. The exhale is deeply satisfying, marked by lingering notes of sweet cream and fruit with an underlying, almost effervescent freshness. The smoke or vapor is sumptuously smooth, clean, and expansive, a direct reflection of triple filtration’s technical mastery.

Potency is formidable, with very high THC content delivering a dynamic and luxurious effect profile. The experience begins with an immediate cerebral lift—waves of euphoria, clarity, and creative stimulation—followed by a gradual, enveloping body relaxation that soothes without sedation. Users note heightened sensory appreciation, a sociable mood, and Gelato’s signature tranquil bliss. Whether enjoyed alone or in refined company, this hash offers a rare balance: intensity and elegance, perfectly suited for the discerning palate.

The triple filtration process is what sets this concentrate apart: only the purest, most aromatic trichome heads are selected and further refined, preserving maximum terpene content while eliminating all residual plant material. The result is a hash of exceptional flavor fidelity, potency, and smoothness—worthy of the most selective palates.

Gelato 33 Triple Filtered Hash is not merely an extract; it is an artisanal achievement—a convergence of West Coast genetic royalty and European extraction tradition. For those who demand purity, power, and complexity in every session, this hash stands as the ultimate benchmark of modern cannabis refinement.

Candy-coated euphoria with a silky OG core—Runtz is pure sensory indulgence, delivered in crystalline color and confectionary depth.

Runtz is a modern icon—a hybrid that perfectly encapsulates the flavor-forward ethos of West Coast breeding. Born from the cross of Zkittlez and Gelato #33, Runtz embodies the best of both parents: Zkittlez's explosive fruit medley and Gelato’s creamy, diesel-tinted body. Its name isn’t a marketing gimmick—it’s an accurate descriptor of its candy-shop aroma, vibrant visuals, and luxurious effects. Grown with care, especially under UK indoor conditions, Runtz becomes a terpene-rich showpiece: sticky, aromatic, and relentlessly smooth.

Visually, Runtz stuns. The buds are dense, rounded, and resin-heavy, with hues ranging from lime to lavender, dusted in a thick layer of glassy trichomes that give the flowers a sparkling, sugared appearance. Magenta flashes and deep violet shadows appear in cooler phenos, while brilliant orange pistils add kinetic contrast. The overall presentation is kaleidoscopic and highly photogenic—true “bag appeal” at its peak.

The aroma is both immediate and enchanting. A bright top note of tropical fruit, fresh berries, and candied citrus leads the way, followed by layers of vanilla cream, soft fuel, and a touch of botanical funk. It's sweet without being cloying, with a lingering undercurrent of Gelato's musky kush profile. Break the bud, and the nose becomes even more complex—grape soda, sugar dust, and creamy gas with a floral-glue twist.

On the palate, Runtz performs with finesse. The inhale delivers a rush of fruit candy—think guava, mango, and lime peel—followed by a silky wave of marshmallow, diesel, and gelato ice cream. The exhale is smoother still: white grape, pine, and sweet herb with a whisper of citrus zest. The smoke is plush, dense, and clean-burning—an unmistakably modern profile with nostalgic roots in the candy aisle.

Effects arrive in a two-phase sequence. The initial impact is euphoric and vibrant—colors sharpen, mood lifts, and the mind feels expansive yet tethered. This headspace is lucid and bright, making Runtz excellent for conversation, art, or simply enjoying the moment. As the high matures, a warm body buzz develops—melting tension without sedating, and creating a soft, pressureless calm. It's not couch-lock, but it's close—a luxurious descent into weightless relaxation.

Runtz is a cultivar for those who appreciate high sensory impact—big flavor, bold aroma, and balanced, joyful effects. It’s a mainstay on top-shelf menus for good reason: a sweet-forward hybrid that delivers both charm and performance.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower
Genetics: Zkittlez × Gelato #33
THC Content: Estimated 22–27% (varies by cut and cultivation)
Aroma & Flavor: Tropical candy, vanilla cream, citrus zest, soft gas
Texture: Dense, sugary, color-rich with heavy trichome saturation
Effects: Euphoric clarity, joyful energy, mellow body float
Best Uses: Social vibes, creative bursts, mood elevation, evening calm

Why It’s Special

Runtz is the archetype of new-wave cannabis breeding: a flavor bomb with the structure and sophistication to match. Its candy-coated sensory profile, kaleidoscopic visuals, and elegant hybrid effect have made it a global favorite. Whether enjoyed for its flavor, its look, or its buoyant high, Runtz consistently overdelivers—and leaves no doubt as to why it's earned its place among contemporary greats.

A decadent fusion of sugar, spice, and diesel warmth—crafted with finesse for the discerning palate.

Biscotti is a richly layered indica-dominant hybrid that bridges the sweetness of Gelato #25 with the earthy strength of South Florida OG. A descendant of the famed GSC family tree, this cultivar is beloved for its sophisticated flavor profile and tranquil, thought-forward effects. In the UK, where indoor craftsmanship continues to evolve, Biscotti emerges as a standout—lush, aromatic, and remarkably composed.

Visually, UK-grown Biscotti holds its own. The buds are compact and elegantly knotted, with dense calyx formations wrapped in glistening trichomes. Colors lean dark forest green to deep plum under a heavy resin frost, with vibrant orange pistils curling through like caramelized threads. The trim is meticulous, the structure tight, and the overall finish exudes boutique-level precision.

The nose is indulgent and complex. It opens with notes of vanilla biscotti and almond cream, followed by a velvet ribbon of earthy kush and fuel. The initial dessert-forward sweetness is cut beautifully by a spicy herbal backnote—evoking nutmeg, clove, and diesel-soaked wood. It’s both rich and balanced, evoking the scent of a luxury bakery beside a vintage auto garage.

On the palate, Biscotti is smooth and full-bodied. The inhale delivers a sweet blend of cookie dough, roasted nuts, and subtle citrus oil, unfolding into gas, cracked pepper, and faint pine on the exhale. The flavor is persistent and morphing—beginning with pastry-like richness and evolving into a lingering kush-diesel hybrid that coats the mouth without harshness. It’s dessert, but not cloying—comfort food with a dark suit on.

Effects unfold with a gentle mental lift. There's a softening of the mind, a release of tension, and a quiet creative flicker—thoughts stretch but don’t scatter. The body follows with a warm, sedative pull that grounds the experience without locking it down. Social settings become softer, introspective moments deepen, and the overall mood trends toward mellow clarity. At higher doses, the physical calm turns immersive, making it ideal for deep relaxation or pre-sleep rituals.

Biscotti delivers a curated experience—deep in flavor, even in effect, and sculpted with an artisan’s touch. It’s indulgent but intentional, offering a calming luxury that invites repeat appreciation.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower
Genetics: Gelato #25 × South Florida OG
THC Content: Estimated 20–25% (varies by phenotype and grow)
Aroma & Flavor: Vanilla cookie, almond cream, earthy spice, sweet gas
Texture: Dense, resinous, dark green with rich trichome frosting
Effects: Gentle cerebral uplift, deep body calm, creative introspection
Best Uses: Evening unwinding, intimate social settings, creative focus, restful sleep

Why It’s Special

Biscotti blends dessert elegance with OG power—a strain that feels both decadent and dialed-in. Grown in the UK under premium indoor conditions, it shines with polished structure and terpene intensity. For those seeking a calming, flavorful hybrid that elevates without overwhelming, Biscotti is a definitive staple—equally suited for solo refinement or shared moments of stillness.

Bold, earthy, and chest-hitting with depth.

Forest Drip is a premium hybrid invoking deep woodland power—earthy, mossy, and citrus-diesel infused. Its chunky, dark-green nugs are dense and resin-coated, exuding sharp peppered lemon, diesel haze, and forest-floor aromatics.

The flavor is equally complex—aggressive citrus and spicy diesel on the inhale, followed by a mossy, peppery finish laced with creamy gas. Caryophyllene and humulene dominate the terpene profile, offering both fire and finesse.

Effects hit quickly: a pronounced chest buzz, cerebral sharpness, and an invigorating mental push. Over time, it settles into calm, grounded body ease—balanced, not sedative.

Forest Drip is for those who crave deep terpene structure and functional fire—ideal for evening focus, walks in nature, or introspective creativity.

A lively sativa-forward flower with otherworldly fragrance, Lunar Lime offers a unique interplay of lime citrus, cinnamon spice, and blooming lavender. Light green buds with purple shimmer release a bright, punchy aroma that evolves into complex floral sweetness.

Terpinolene and limonene drive the terpene engine, delivering a tangy, fire-on-entry inhale with notes of mulled spice and lavender bloom. The exhale is smooth, floral, and surprisingly warming—like citrus haze meets botanical gin.

The effects lift rapidly—cerebral, creative, and conversation-sparking—before softening into a gentle head high. Ideal for daytime exploration, social settings, or artistic flow.

Lunar Lime’s vibrant profile and soaring clarity make it a connoisseur’s sativa—quirky, rare, and refined.

A candy‑sweet hybrid that dances between euphoric uplift and creamy relaxation, with rosy hues and dessert tones.

Pink Runtz is a vibrant phenotype of the Runtz family, itself rooted in the famous cross of Zkittlez × Gelato, often joined with additional genetics like Pink Panties to emphasize its pink tones and unique flavour. It blends bright fruity sweetness with creamy richness, delivering both uplifting energy and soothing calm. Under attentive indoor growing—especially in climates like the UK—it develops strong visual appeal, rich resin, and bold terpene expression.

The buds are dense and heavily frosted with trichomes, giving a glistening, sugar‑coated look. Colouration includes dark forest green, flashes of purple, and distinctive pink or rose hues in some phenotypes. Thin fiery‑orange pistils weave through the canopy of dense calyxes. The texture is sticky and plush—sugar‑frosted, slightly spongy when fresh, but breaking apart with satisfying resistance.

Aroma opens with candy‑sweet fruit: ripe berries, tropical fruit, and a touch of bubblegum or sour candy zest. Beneath the sugar comes creamy dessert and vanilla notes, sometimes with a hint of floral or herbal forest undertone. Smoke reveals a smooth palate: fruit candy first, creamy sherbet or gelato mid, finishing with warm earth or subtle spice.

Effects are balanced and layered. The onset brings a cerebral burst: happiness, giggles, uplift, often sociable and energetic. As the high progresses, a gentle body relaxation unfolds—calming muscles, easing tension, without dragging into full sedation unless in larger doses. It’s ideal for easing stress, lifting mood, creative moments, or mellow social settings.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Zkittlez × Gelato × (often Pink Panties)

THC Content: ~23‑26% (varies by phenotype and cultivation)

Aroma & Flavor: Candy sweet, berries, tropical fruit, sour candy zest, creamy dessert undertones

Texture: Dense, resinous, sugar‑frosted buds with pink/purple hues and bright orange pistils

Effects: Euphoric uplift, giddy mental clarity, followed by soft body relaxation

Best Uses: Social enjoyment, mood lifting, creative time, relaxing evenings

Why It’s Special

Pink Runtz captures the best of Runtz lineage while adding its own playful twist: the rosy colour, dessert tones, and a flavour profile that leans sweeter, more candy‑cake than many classic Runtz phenos. It delivers a high that's expressive yet balanced—never too sharp, never too heavy. For those who value both sensory richness and an elegant hybrid effect, it stands out among modern dessert hybrids.

A dazzling hybrid fusion where minty dessert sweetness collides with potent earthy depth for a high that’s both vibrant and serene.

Animal Sorbet is a modern cannabis cultivar from Seed Junky Genetics, born from the cross of Animal Mintz × Sherb Bx. It captures the refined dessert tones of Sherbet lineage while weaving in the minty backbone and resinous heft of “Animal” genetics. Under optimal indoor grow conditions—especially in cooler climates—Animal Sorbet develops rich colour, sticky resin, and an aroma that truly tells its story.

Buds are compact and generously resinous. They display hues of forest green mixed with deep purples, the darker shades emerging in cooler grow cycles or shaded areas. A dense frost of trichomes blankets the buds, giving them a shimmering, sugar‑coated look. Pistils are a vivid orange or rust, standing out against the darker backdrop in phenotypes with more pronounced colour contrast.

The aroma opens with a sweet dessert‑palette note: sherbet, fruity candy, and a scoop of rainbow sorbet are immediate impressions. Beneath that sits a cooling mint edge and a smooth, earthy undertone that keeps the sweetness grounded. Breaking apart the flower reveals deeper layers: herbal spice, light funk, and sometimes a touch of fruit‑pebble brightness or citrus zest.

In taste, Animal Sorbet delivers with elegance. The inhale offers sugar‑sweet sherbet flavours with fruity bubbles and mint; the mid‑smoke adds layers of creamy dessert and herbal earth. The exhale finishes with lingering menthol freshness, muted sweets, and a subtle warming earthiness. Smoke is lush, smooth, with a creamy density that manages flavour without harshness.

Effects emerge in waves. First comes cerebral brightness: an uplifted clarity, cheerfulness, and approachable energy. It’s suitable for creativity, social moments, or simply lifting mood. As the high evolves, a calming body wrap softens tension, melting physical stress while keeping the mind engaged—not sedated, but deeply relaxed. For many users, Animal Sorbet is perfect for late afternoons or mellow evenings when one seeks both calm and pleasure.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Animal Mintz × Sherb Bx

THC Content: ~26.4% (can vary by phenotype and grow conditions)

Aroma & Flavor: Sherbet‑dessert sweetness, fruity candy, mint coolness, earthy undertones

Texture: Dense, trichome‑laden, sugar‑frosted; deep greens with purples; vibrant orange pistils

Effects: Cerebral lift and mood elevation; followed by gentle, calming body relaxation

Best Uses: Social unwind, creative enjoyment, mood enhancement, de‑stress evenings

Why It’s Special

Animal Sorbet stands at the crossroads of flavor complexity and comfort. It doesn’t simply dazzle with sweet and minty dessert notes—it balances those with earth, herbal depth, and resinous density, making every inhale more than just sugar. The lineage is premium, drawing from “Animal” genetics known for potency and richness, and Sherbet types treasured for dessert‑sweet sophistication. For those seeking an experience that is visually striking, flavourful, and deeply relaxing without overwhelming sedation, Animal Sorbet delivers a standout profile.

A luxurious hybrid where bright citrus-cherry meets creamy sherbet comfort, delivering both heady uplift and soothing body calm.

Lemon Cherry Sherbet is a contemporary flavor icon—an indica-leaning hybrid that exemplifies West Coast dessert genetics at their most refined. A cross of Lemon Cherry Gelato and Sunset Sherbet, LCS merges candy-bright aromatics with velvety-smooth effects, offering a profile that is as complex as it is approachable. The lineage gives rise to a cultivar that is fruity, frosty, and deeply relaxing without dulling mental clarity. Under skilled indoor cultivation, particularly in controlled environments like those found in the UK, Lemon Cherry Sherbet reaches its full aromatic and aesthetic potential—resin-rich, terpene-forward, and visually striking.

Buds are dense and well-formed, often medium-sized and saturated in milky trichomes that lend a sugared, crystalline sheen. Coloration runs from vibrant lime green to deep violet, depending on phenotype and grow conditions. Flashes of magenta and cobalt emerge in cooler environments, while fiery orange pistils thread through the surface, offering vivid contrast. The overall visual effect is lush and decadent—a flower that demands attention in any top-shelf lineup.

Aromatically, Lemon Cherry Sherbet is enchanting. The top notes are zesty and candy-like—bright lemon peel, red cherry, and sugared berries leap from the jar. Beneath that lies a creamy layer reminiscent of vanilla custard and sherbet ice cream, rounded out by subtle undertones of floral musk and faint herbal spice. When broken apart, the bouquet intensifies, releasing a mix of candied citrus, grape candy, and earthy-sweet cream with a faint diesel whisper.

On the palate, the experience mirrors the aroma. The inhale begins with a burst of citrus candy and cherry gelato, followed by a smooth wave of sherbet cream, berry syrup, and light floral gas. The exhale is soft and lingering, offering notes of vanilla, sugared lemon, and delicate kush spice. The smoke is plush and expansive—thick without harshness, and exceptionally flavorful through glass or paper.

Effects develop gradually and elegantly. The onset is cerebral and euphoric—users report a lightness in mood, enhanced sensory perception, and a cheerful, chatty disposition. As the high matures, a gentle body calm unfolds—soothing tension and grounding the experience without sedation. It’s a high that’s functional yet indulgent, perfect for unwinding without disengaging. The hybrid balance makes LCS ideal for late afternoon or early evening enjoyment, social relaxation, or mood-focused medicinal use.

Lemon Cherry Sherbet is a modern classic in the making—a cultivar that impresses both the novice and the seasoned palate with its synergy of flavor, form, and effect.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Lemon Cherry Gelato × Sunset Sherbet

THC Content: Estimated 24–26% (varies by phenotype and cultivation)

Aroma & Flavor: Cherry candy, lemon zest, sherbet cream, floral gas

Texture: Dense, resin-rich, trichome-laden with violet and lime hues

Effects: Euphoric clarity, gentle body relaxation, social uplift

Best Uses: Creative focus, mood enhancement, stress relief, evening leisure

Why It’s Special

Lemon Cherry Sherbet embodies the best of modern cannabis breeding: vibrant flavor, elegant structure, and multidimensional effects. Its distinctive cherry-citrus profile layered over creamy sherbet undertones is both indulgent and refined, offering a sensory experience few cultivars can match. Visually captivating and aromatically rich, LCS stands as a top-tier hybrid that bridges candy-shop appeal with connoisseur sophistication. Whether enjoyed for its flavor, its calming lift, or its photogenic presentation, Lemon Cherry Sherbet earns its place on any luxury cannabis menu.

A luxurious collision of citrus tang and cherry cream, wrapped in gassy gelato elegance.

Lemon Cherry Gelato—commonly abbreviated as LCG—is a modern marvel in the dessert-hybrid canon, combining the lineage of Sunset Sherbet and Girl Scout Cookies, with possible phenotypic influence from Lemon Haze or Runtz, depending on the breeder. The result is a cultivar that captures the best of California’s flavor-first breeding ethos, expressing intense fruit-forward terpenes, vivid coloration, and a euphoric yet manageable high that has earned it legendary status among connoisseurs.

Visually, LCG is decadent. Each bud is compact and flawlessly manicured, often appearing in rich olive green with streaks of deep plum and magenta. Fiery orange pistils curl across a surface thickly encrusted in milky-white trichomes, producing a glistening sheen that suggests potency and freshness. The resin saturation is palpable—dense, sticky, and glimmering under light.

Cracking open a nug unleashes a flood of bright, tart citrus—lemon rind and sour cherry leaping forward—quickly softened by a creamy berry base and hints of vanilla frosting. Beneath the initial burst lies a gentle diesel whisper and a subtle earthy backbone, a nod to its Gelato heritage. The bouquet balances candy-shop vibrancy with adult complexity: part citrus sorbet, part gassy confection, part OG wood and cream.

On the inhale, LCG delivers a silky ribbon of sweet lemon peel, ripe cherry syrup, and creamy pastry. A fizzy Zkittlez-like tang sparkles across the tongue, chased by faint notes of grape skin, pine, and gas. The exhale is smooth and dessert-like—layered with fruit curd, cake batter, and a whisper of floral kush. The flavor lingers generously, inviting slow, intentional enjoyment.

Effects are immediate yet layered. A wave of euphoric uplift takes hold first—tingly, clear-headed, and mood-enhancing—ushering in a bright, social energy. Conversation flows, laughter comes easily, and the senses feel heightened. As the high deepens, a soothing body calm emerges: tension dissolves, shoulders drop, and a warm tranquility sets in. Crucially, this physical softness never lapses into lethargy. LCG preserves clarity, making it ideal for early evening creative flow, intimate socializing, or high-functioning relaxation.

This is not a strain for background use. LCG demands attention—best appreciated when flavor, aroma, and nuanced effects are allowed to take center stage.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Sunset Sherbet × Girl Scout Cookies

THC Content: 20–29% (varies by phenotype and grower)

Aroma & Flavor: Tart lemon, sour cherry, creamy vanilla, cake, light gas

Texture: Dense, sticky, trichome-laden; often shows purple hues

Effects: Euphoric uplift, creative clarity, smooth body ease without sedation

Best Uses: Flavor appreciation, creative work, stress relief, elevated social settings

Why It’s Special

Lemon Cherry Gelato showcases the modern West Coast dessert cultivar at its peak: visually stunning, explosively aromatic, and functionally balanced. It bridges the gap between candy-gas maximalism and refined gelato complexity, offering both immediate pleasure and lingering satisfaction—a signature cultivar for any true connoisseur’s rotation.

A cerebral voyage anchored by earthy depth—clarity, calm, and cosmic expression.

Space X is a next-generation hybrid bred by Jungle Boys under their Claravita line, the result of an intentional cross between Space Age Cake and Triangle Kush Bx1. This cultivar exemplifies the modern pursuit of sensory equilibrium—merging sweetness and spice, light and depth—while delivering a functional, uplifted experience that remains grounded in body and focus. A hybrid for the explorer’s mind and the artist’s frame.

The visual presentation is arresting. Each bud is dense and well-formed, leaning toward a classic indica structure—chunky and robust with a high calyx-to-leaf ratio. Hues of deep green and subtle lavender peek through a thick trichome blanket, giving the flower a snowy, iridescent quality. Amber pistils coil tightly across the surface, further enhancing its visual intrigue. The resin presence is strong—tacky, crystalline, and richly aromatic.

Cracking open the bud unleashes an intriguing bouquet: a base of earth and pine layered with subtle sweetness, vanilla cream, and muted cake batter. A bright citrus edge—reminiscent of limonene-rich sativa profiles—rises quickly, balanced by a dank kushy backbone that lends longevity and depth to the nose. The interplay of cake, kush, and pine results in a complex aromatic profile that evolves with every inhale.

On the palate, Space X is smooth and savory-sweet. The inhale brings notes of vanilla wafer and lemon zest, followed by herbal pine, mild spice, and a whisper of gassy funk. The exhale is expansive and creamy—flavors of sugar cookie, white pepper, and wood linger on the tongue. The smoke is cool, dense, and non-irritating, perfect for slow, reflective consumption.

Effects begin with a smooth onset—clear and gently elevating. A cerebral lightness blossoms behind the eyes, bringing enhanced perception and a mellow but energized clarity. There’s no jarring spike; rather, Space X lifts the mind steadily, fostering creativity, focus, and an introspective calm. As the experience deepens, a grounding body sensation settles in: warm, tension-easing, but never couch-locking. It's a well-calibrated hybrid that allows movement, conversation, and reflection.

This is a cultivar built for thinkers, writers, and late-night creators—those who appreciate subtlety, balance, and layered flavor. It’s introspective without being isolating, relaxing without numbing, and expressive without overwhelming.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Space Age Cake × Triangle Kush Bx1 (Jungle Boys – Claravita)

THC Content: Estimated 24–29% (based on breeder lineage and testing trends)

Aroma & Flavor: Pine, vanilla, cake, citrus peel, kush spice

Texture: Dense, sticky, rich trichome coverage; deep green with purple hints

Effects: Creative clarity, introspective focus, calming body balance

Best Uses: Artistic flow, solo reflection, elevated conversation, early-evening decompression

Why It’s Special

Space X represents a masterful union of cake-forward modern genetics and old-school kush gravitas. Its flavor profile is as refined as its effects—balanced, expressive, and highly functional. A perfect strain for those seeking sophistication without sedation, creativity without chaos, and flavor that evolves with every bowl.

A nostalgic confection wrapped in kush-laced calm—where bubblegum sweetness meets full-body serenity.

Gumbo is an enigmatic indica-dominant hybrid shrouded in mystery and coated in sweetness. While its exact genetic lineage remains unconfirmed, prevailing reports suggest ties to either Bubblegum, OG Kush, or even Blueberry—lending it the candy-shop terpene profile that has made it a cult favorite among flavor chasers and heavy-effect seekers alike. It’s a strain with underground roots and top-shelf execution.

The visual presence of Gumbo is deeply seductive. The buds are rotund and tightly structured, often displaying shades of mint and forest green interspersed with flashes of lavender. Fiery orange pistils curl through the flower, accenting the dense frosting of silvery trichomes that blanket each calyx. The finish is resinous and sticky, with each nug glistening under light and exuding aromatic intensity.

Upon breaking open a bud, the room fills with the unmistakable scent of pink bubblegum—sugary, bright, and nostalgic. This dominant note is layered with subtle undertones of pine needles, earth, and a touch of sour grape. Beneath the sweetness lies a deeper funk: hints of hashish, damp wood, and herbal spice that ground the profile and hint at the strain’s sedative intentions. The bouquet is simultaneously childlike and mature—a duality few cultivars achieve.

Inhalation is smooth and indulgent. The flavor begins with soft, chewy sweetness—reminiscent of grape bubblegum and strawberry cream—then develops into something deeper and more grounding. Notes of forest floor, herbal tea, and kush gas emerge mid-pull, tapering into an exhale marked by mild spice, woody musk, and lingering sweet resin. The smoke is thick and mouth-coating, offering a full-flavored experience from first hit to last.

Effects set in slowly but deeply. Within minutes, a wave of physical warmth washes over the body—relaxing muscles, quieting nerves, and dissolving mental clutter. The mind remains mellow but intact, drifting in a haze of comfort and introspection. Appetite spikes, eyelids grow heavy, and a sense of weighted calm anchors the user in place. This is not a strain for motion or multitasking—Gumbo is best reserved for the close of day, when stillness is welcomed and sedation is sought.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Unknown (believed to involve Bubblegum, OG Kush, or Blueberry)

THC Content: 18–22%

Aroma & Flavor: Pink bubblegum, pine, earth, grape, sweet resin

Texture: Dense, sticky, trichome-rich; green with purple hues and bright pistils

Effects: Deep relaxation, appetite stimulation, heavy body calm

Best Uses: Sleep aid, pain relief, anxiety reduction, end-of-day unwinding

Why It’s Special

Gumbo offers a unique sensory contradiction: juvenile sweetness paired with mature sedation. Its candy-shop aromatics and thick, kush-laced smoke make it a connoisseur's choice for flavor-forward flower with undeniable physical depth. Perfect for the flavor obsessive seeking a true indica experience that lingers.

Silken dessert gas wrapped in deep berry velvet—Gelato reimagined with poise and potency.

Gelato 47 stands as a distinguished cultivar in the ever-expanding Gelato lineage, bringing a rare balance of sweet sophistication and narcotic depth. This expression draws from the revered Gelato family—descendants of Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC—yet leans into deeper hues and fuller-bodied effects, with phenotype #47 favored for its purple resin density, luxurious aroma, and immersive high.

Visually striking, Gelato 47 forms dense, jewel-toned flowers—shades of plum, forest violet, and charcoal dusted with heavy trichome frost. Each bud is a sculptural balance of bulbous calyxes and sugar leaf curl, with vibrant amber pistils twisting through the surface like threads of saffron.

Crack a nug, and the air floods with black cherry syrup, candied lavender, and a creamy vanilla buttercream base, backed by a subtle fuel note inherited from its OG ancestors. On closer inspection, ripe boysenberry, cake batter, and cool menthol deepen the profile—inviting, layered, and unmistakably dessert-forward with an adult edge.

Inhale reveals a lush medley of grape sherbet, burnt sugar, and purple gas. The mouthfeel is rich and rounded—like sugared velvet—yet sharpened with a faint astringency of pine and diesel. The exhale lingers: a warm fusion of sweet cream, graphite, and berry kush, leaving the palate coated in fruit-laced incense.

The high is enveloping. Onset is immediate: a mellow, euphoric headspace opens up, enhancing color, sound, and tactile sensation. Gelato 47 is not hyperactive—rather, it slows the clock, inviting appreciation of detail, introspection, and calm. As the high unfurls, the body follows with soothing waves of tension release—ideal for easing physical discomfort, deepening breath, and anchoring the moment. It finishes without fog—just a clean descent into clarity and calm.

Gelato 47 is a cultivar for the aesthete and the purist alike. Elevated in every sense—flavor, structure, and experience—it represents the dessert spectrum at its most refined: lush, flavorful, and lingering.

A sun-cured heirloom from Morocco’s highlands, Rif Mountain Hash delivers soft herbal tones and a tranquil, grounding high—rooted in centuries of tradition.

Rif Mountain Hash, often derived from the storied Beldia landrace, is a traditional Moroccan hashish cultivated in the high elevations of the Rif Mountains. Known for its light, dry-sift texture and gently calming effects, it represents one of Morocco’s most enduring cannabis expressions. Cultivated for centuries and crafted using artisanal sieving and hand-pressing techniques, it remains deeply rooted in cultural heritage—evoking a hashish experience that is elegant, earthy, and soul-settling.

Appearance is rustic yet beautiful: a matte brown exterior with a lighter, golden-khaki interior when freshly broken. The texture is drier and more crumbly than modern hybrid hashes like Zero Zero, with a fine, sand-like consistency when warmed or rubbed. Despite its humble press, it softens gently with hand heat and burns evenly when rolled.

Aroma is distinctly natural and nostalgic—herbal, dry earth, sun-warmed grass, and wildflowers drift through the nose, with a soft resinous core and hints of hay or forest floor. Upon combustion, the smoke is thin but aromatic: an earthy inhale with notes of dry spice and woody herbs, fading into a clean, mildly sweet finish.

Effects are soft and contemplative. The onset eases the mind into a serene, relaxed state—lightening mood and clearing mental fog without intensity. The body effect is present but subtle: a loosening of tension and a grounding calm, never overwhelming or couchlocking. Ideal for daytime clarity, evening rituals, or long, thoughtful walks under open skies.

Quick Facts

Product: Traditional Moroccan Hashish
Genetics: Moroccan Landrace (Beldia / Rif region heirlooms)
THC Content: ~18–25% (may vary with elevation, harvest, and curation)
Aroma & Flavor: Herbal, earthy, sun-dried hay, wildflowers, dry spice
Texture: Dry, crumbly, golden-khaki interior; lightly pressed and rustic
Effects: Gentle mental calm, soft body relaxation, contemplative and clear
Best Uses: Daytime reflection, creative solitude, light stress relief, cultural exploration

Why It’s Special

Rif Mountain Hash carries the soul of Moroccan hashish tradition. It’s unpretentious, land-driven, and true to its terroir—handcrafted in the Rif Mountains from hardy, fast-flowering heirloom cannabis. Its lightness in both texture and effect makes it distinct from denser, modern hashes: this is a hash for quiet moments, subtle moods, and those who seek a sensory link to cannabis history through a gently refined lens

An electrifying sativa root—bold, vibrant, and mind-expanding, echoing the origins of cannabis’s storied journey.


Thai is one of the most revered and genetically significant cannabis landraces in the world—a pure tropical sativa cultivated for centuries in the mountainous and humid regions of Northern and Central Thailand. Unaltered by modern breeding, Thai remains one of the foundational pillars of global cannabis history, with its distinct terpene profile, euphoric effects, and intense flowering cycles helping to inspire legendary hybrids such as Haze and Chocolate Thai.

Visually, Thai expresses true landrace characteristics. Its buds are often elongated and grape-shaped, with olive-green tones offset by red-amber pistils and occasional purple hues in cooler, highland phenotypes. The flower is heavily coated in resinous trichomes—often slightly red-tinged—signaling both high potency and native adaptability. Though rarely seen today, “Thai Stick” was a traditional form in which buds were pressed around bamboo skewers and tied with red silk string—a method of preservation and a symbol of artisanal quality, not a separate cultivar.

The aroma is bold and evocative: a burst of red berries, citrus rind, and spicy black pepper, layered over herbal earth and a whisper of tropical florals. The terpene structure is complex and multidimensional—rich in limonene, pinene, and myrcene—resulting in an aromatic profile that is both fresh and fiery.

On the palate, Thai delivers a clean yet intense flavor. Notes of lemon cream, forest berry, and clove spice unfold on the inhale, with a lingering sweetness balanced by pine and dry earth on the exhale. The smoke is light but expansive—ideal for longer, meditative sessions where flavor remains consistent across the bowl.

Effects are nearly immediate, with a fast-rising cerebral surge that brings mental sharpness, creative fluency, and an unmistakable feeling of uplift. Thai is stimulating and motivational, with zero heaviness—users report a state of energized clarity, ideal for artistic pursuits, long walks, or thoughtful discourse. Though physical effects are subtle, a mild tingling euphoria in the limbs and spine may emerge, often described as arousing or deeply meditative.

Thai is not a strain for beginners or those seeking sedation—it is a pure, intense sativa experience that shines brightest when given time and presence. Its flowering cycle is long (often 14–16 weeks), making it a rarity in modern commercial cultivation, but for heritage growers and sativa devotees, Thai remains an unmatched treasure.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Pure landrace sativa (Thailand – Chiang Mai, Chiang Rai, Isan regions)

THC Content: Historically 13–20%; modern conservation grows may exceed 22%

Aroma & Flavor: Red berries, citrus zest, pepper, pine, earth, tropical floral

Texture & Appearance: Elongated, dense buds; olive green with red pistils and trichome frost

Effects: Euphoric uplift, heightened focus, creative clarity, energetic lightness

Best Uses: Artistic creation, daytime exploration, mood elevation, introspective practice

Cultivation Notes: Long flowering (14–16 weeks); best suited to tropical or controlled equatorial environments

Why It’s Special

Thai is not merely a strain—it is a cultural artifact and genetic cornerstone of global cannabis heritage. Its intense cerebral energy, layered flavor profile, and untamed sativa vigor have influenced decades of breeding. The historical **“Thai Stick”—bound in red silk string—served as both a preservation method and a mark of quality craftsmanship. For connoisseurs seeking a true heirloom experience—untouched by modern hybridization—Thai offers a rare and cerebral journey back to the unfiltered origins of cannabis excellence.

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Quick Facts

Product: Hidden Hills Club Melted Diamond Bar (Disposable Vape)

Extraction Method: Melted Diamonds (Liquid Diamond Blend)

THC Content: 2000 mg Delta‑9 THC

Texture: Clean-burning, smooth vapor

Battery: Rechargeable 280 mAh

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Non-refillable

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Why It’s Special

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A dessert-forward hybrid that sweetens the senses and balances the body with fruity finesse and euphoric calm

Super Candy is a sophisticated hybrid born from the flavorful union of Candy Kush and Super Silver Haze. The Candy Kush lends its signature sweetness and mellow body high, while Super Silver Haze contributes a sparkling cerebral uplift and zesty haze-driven spice. Together, they form a cultivar that is both joyful and composed—ideal for those seeking flavor and function in one elegant profile.


The buds of Super Candy are dense and well-formed, with a medium to large structure. Shades of forest green dominate, often dusted with a heavy coat of glistening trichomes that give the appearance of powdered sugar. Intertwined within are thin amber pistils and occasional flashes of violet near the tips of the calyxes, especially in cooler grows. The flower feels sticky and supple when fresh, breaking apart with a light snap, revealing sparkling resin glands throughout.


Super Candy’s aroma opens with a rush of candied citrus and tropical fruit—think lemon drops, mango slices, and sweet tangerine. Beneath the sugary surface lies a subtle herbal complexity with hints of vanilla, creamy florals, and faint spice from its haze heritage. The inhale offers juicy fruit and sherbet-like brightness; mid-palate leans creamy and soft, and the exhale lingers with notes of earthy candy, lavender, and citrus rind.

Dominant terpenes include limonene, myrcene, and caryophyllene, with supporting traces of linalool and pinene, contributing to both its sensory complexity and therapeutic versatility.


Super Candy typically tests between 20% and 25% THC, depending on phenotype and cultivation. Some elite indoor expressions may push beyond 26%, though its balanced effect remains approachable due to its calming terpene profile.

The high begins with a bright, euphoric lift—mental fog clears, mood elevates, and users often report enhanced focus or creativity. This cerebral clarity is accompanied by a gentle body warmth that softens physical tension without impairing functionality. As the experience unfolds, a tranquil relaxation sets in—never too heavy, never dull. It’s a hybrid that carries you upward first, then lands you softly. In higher doses, the body effect can deepen into a more sedative calm, ideal for winding down.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Candy Kush × Super Silver Haze

THC Content: ~20–25%

Aroma & Flavor: Sweet citrus candy, tropical fruit, creamy vanilla, haze spice

Texture: Dense, sticky, sugar-dusted buds with amber pistils and occasional violet

Effects: Euphoric mental clarity, smooth body calm, creative uplift

Best Uses: Socializing, creative projects, mood enhancement, light evening relaxation

Why It’s Special

Super Candy harmonizes sweetness and sophistication. It’s not just another fruity hybrid—it’s a curated sensory journey that opens with playful candy-shop charm and ends with poised, tranquil balance. Its lineage ensures both potency and complexity, offering a flavor arc as nuanced as its effects. For discerning consumers who seek a flavorful, balanced experience that stimulates without overwhelming, Super Candy is a gem among contemporary hybrids.

A candy‑sweet hybrid that dances between euphoric uplift and creamy relaxation, with rosy hues and dessert tones.

Superboof is a vibrant and balanced hybrid, bred from the flavorful union of Black Cherry Punch and Tropicana Cookies. This genetic pairing brings together the rich, dessert-like berry notes of Black Cherry Punch with the zesty citrus funk of Tropicana Cookies, resulting in a strain that is both striking in aroma and nuanced in effect. Its lineage is a testament to modern hybrid craftsmanship, offering a profile that appeals equally to flavor chasers and effect-driven enthusiasts.

Superboof produces dense, medium-to-large buds with a classic hybrid structure. The flowers present a deep emerald to mid-forest green hue, often shimmering under heavy resin production. A dense frosting of milky-white trichomes gives it a glistening appearance, while thin, fiery-orange pistils weave elegantly through the calyxes. Some phenotypes may reveal subtle purples or blush undertones, particularly with cooler flowering temperatures, though these are secondary to its primary green-and-orange colorway. The buds are sticky and resinous, breaking apart with satisfying resistance and a rich, terpene-laden snap.

Superboof delivers a complex bouquet driven by dominant myrcene, caryophyllene, and limonene. The initial nose is bright and fruity—notes of ripe cherry, citrus peel, and tropical fruit leap forward—followed by deeper, funkier tones of creamy earth, mild cheese, and subtle herbal spice. This terpene balance creates a sensory arc: sweet and zesty on the inhale, with a mid-palate of tangy citrus-berry sherbet, and a finish that lingers with mellow earth, light spice, or floral funk.

Superboof typically tests between 19–28% THC, depending on phenotype and cultivation practices. Its high potency is well-buffered by its balanced terpene profile, which smooths out its onset and lends versatility to both new and seasoned users.

The experience begins with a cerebral uplift—an energizing headspace that promotes sociability, mental clarity, and creative thinking. Users often report a joyful euphoria, mood elevation, and a noticeable giggle or grin. As the high matures, a gradual body relaxation takes hold: warm, calming, and tension-melting without slipping into full sedation. This dual-action makes Superboof suitable for daytime or early evening use, depending on dose. At higher consumption levels, the body effect becomes more enveloping, potentially guiding users into a relaxed, restful state.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Black Cherry Punch × Tropicana Cookies

THC Content: ~19–28%

Aroma & Flavor: Ripe cherry, citrus zest, tropical fruit, creamy funk, herbal spice

Texture: Dense, sticky, trichome-heavy with orange pistils and occasional purple hues

Effects: Euphoric and mentally clear, followed by body ease and mellow calm

Best Uses: Social uplift, mood enhancement, creative focus, relaxed recreation

Why It’s Special

Superboof exemplifies the modern hybrid ideal: visually stunning, terpene-rich, and effect-balanced. It bridges two celebrated lineages—bringing fruit-sweet vibrancy and savory funk into one cohesive expression. The strain’s layered flavor experience and adaptable high make it a favorite among connoisseurs who seek complexity without chaos. Whether savored for its dessert-like profile or appreciated for its even-keeled effects, Superboof stands as a refined cultivar that rewards both intention and indulgence.

Cali Gold Full Melt Static is the apex of solventless refinement — a shimmering expression of resin purity that melts to nothing but flavor, fire, and effect.

The Full Melt Static

This edition is crafted using static dry sift technology, where carefully applied static charges pull only the ripest trichome heads from premium, cultivar-specific material. At the 90–120 micron range, the process isolates the ideal gland size for maximum terpene density and melt quality.

The result is a product so pure it’s often called six-star hash: resin that melts fully on a quartz banger, leaving little to no residue. Visually, it sparkles like golden dust under light, with a fine, sandy texture that presses together effortlessly into a shimmering patty.

When consumed, it produces intense flavor, smooth vapor, and a potency that rivals live rosin, but with its own dry-sift signature. Every dab is a direct line to the plant’s original terpene fingerprint — untouched by solvents, heavy pressure, or excess heat.

Strain Selection

Zoap (Balanced Hybrid)

One of the most talked-about modern strains, Zoap blends fruity, floral sweetness with a zesty, soapy edge that’s instantly recognizable. In full melt form, these terps leap off the nail — candy fruit on the inhale, clean floral spice on the exhale.

Effects are balanced yet powerful: euphoric cerebral lift, waves of happiness, and a smooth body ease that settles without sedation. Ideal for evening sessions where you want flavor exploration and social clarity rather than heavy couch-lock.

Why It’s Special

Cali Gold Full Melt Static 90–120u represents the highest echelon of hash craftsmanship. It’s not just another concentrate — it’s a benchmark product that connoisseurs judge all others against.

With Zoap as its chosen cultivar, this drop unites cutting-edge extraction with a cult-favorite strain, resulting in a solventless experience that is as clean as it is unforgettable.

For those seeking the true definition of “full melt”, this is it: pure resin heads, nothing else.

Cali Gold Bubble Hash captures the soul of solventless tradition — ice, water, and skill transforming resin into a golden expression of purity and potency.

Flavours;

Grapes n Cream (Hybrid)
Blue Cookies (Indica-Leaning Hybrid)
Banana Sherbert (Hybrid)

Mix n Match for 7G and 14G only, can split in 3.5Gs and 7Gs.

Please specify flavours on notes!

The Bubble

Made through the classic ice water extraction method, Cali Gold Bubble Hash isolates the ripest trichome heads from freshly frozen, cultivar-specific material. Using micron bags and precision agitation, only the densest resin glands are collected, while plant material and impurities are washed away.

The result is a hash that ranges from blonde sandy granules to lightly pressed amber cakes. Its texture is versatile — it can be dabbed, hand-rolled, or mixed into flower — and it burns clean, producing a flavorful and resin-rich smoke.

On the nose and tongue, Bubble Hash expresses the true essence of its cultivar. Each melt releases concentrated terpenes, delivering a flavor experience that is bold, unmasked, and deeply faithful to the original strain. Effects are powerful yet nuanced, often leaning heavier in the body than mousse, while still providing balanced cerebral engagement.

Strain Selections

Grapes n Cream (Hybrid)

Sweet grape candy and creamy undertones shine more vividly in bubble form, with terpenes bursting on combustion. The effect is balanced: a lifted, euphoric headspace followed by a gentle wash of relaxation across the body.

Blue Cookies (Indica-Leaning Hybrid)

Dense resin amplifies the cookie funk and blueberry sweetness, delivering a potent body effect. The high settles into deep calm and introspection, with strong physical relief that makes it perfect for unwinding at night.

Banana Sherbert (Hybrid)

Bubble Hash elevates the tropical banana, mango, and sherb zest notes, releasing a creamy yet tangy vapor. The high is bright, social, and mood-lifting at first, before fading into a mellow body melt ideal for evening comfort.

Why It’s Special

Cali Gold Bubble Hash is a timeless solventless method refined to modern standards. It offers a more traditional texture and versatility compared to mousse, yet retains the flavor intensity and potency connoisseurs demand. Each batch is a direct reflection of the cultivar it’s sourced from, making it a pure, unadulterated hashish experience.

For those who respect the heritage of bubble hash but want it in premium Cali craft form, this is a showcase of how simplicity, when perfected, becomes luxury.

The Mousse

Crafted using advanced static dry sift techniques, Cali Gold Mousse is distinguished by its light, aerated consistency — soft, creamy, and mousse-like to the touch. Unlike pressed or crumbly hashes, it holds a whipped structure that releases waves of preserved terpenes the moment it’s handled.

Flavours Available;

Grapes n Cream (Hybrid)
Banana Sherbert (Hybrid)

Pick n Mix for 7G and 14G options only, solit in 3.5Gs or 7Gs.

Please send us a message on your order and pick your favourite ;)

Visually, it gleams in golden-amber hues, shimmering with intact resin heads. The texture is pliable yet stable, designed to melt cleanly at low temperatures whether dabbed or hand-rolled. This makes it one of the most refined and terpene-forward solventless hashes available today.

On the palate, Cali Gold Mousse is smooth, dessert-like, and expansive — layers of sweetness, fruit, and spice, carried by resin richness. Effects are immersive, delivering a balanced harmony of cerebral euphoria and soothing body calm, making it versatile for both indulgent evenings and elevated social sessions.

Strain Selections

Grapes n Cream (Hybrid)

A decadent cross that layers ripe grape candy with a creamy, vanilla-like finish. The high begins with a gentle uplift and mental clarity before easing into a warm, balanced body calm. Ideal for creative moments or late-day relaxation without full sedation.

Blue Cookies (Indica-Leaning Hybrid)

Combining the berry sweetness of Blueberry with the cookie dough funk of GSC, this strain leans into rich flavor and potent effects. Expect a wave of euphoric bliss that mellows into deep physical ease and calm introspection. Perfect for nighttime sessions or winding down.

Banana Sherbert (Hybrid)

Tropical fruit and dessert tones collide: banana cream, mango, and sherb zest. The high is bright and social at first — uplifting mood and conversation — before transitioning into a mellow, cozy body state. Excellent for group settings, laughter, and easy unwinding.

Why It’s Special

Cali Gold Mousse Hash stands apart because of its rare texture and connoisseur-grade melt. It bridges the gap between traditional dry sift and modern rosin, offering a solventless extract that’s both luxurious and versatile. Every batch is cultivar-specific, translating the full terpene identity and effect profile of its source strain into a whipped golden form.

For those who demand purity, potency, and flavor above all else — this is hash at its most elegant.

A dessert-forward hybrid that layers rich chocolate, creamy sweetness, and mellow uplift.

Truffle Sundae is a balanced hybrid born from the cross Chocolate Kush × Gelato 41. The combination brings together deep dessert genetics and creamy, smooth complexity. The lineage yields a plant that often offers a 50 / 50 balance between sativa and indica traits.

Under careful cultivation—especially in controlled indoor environments—Truffle Sundae produces dense, frosted buds with a generous coating of resinous trichomes. The coloration typically includes lush forest greens, with occasional hints of purple in cooler phases, all laced with vivid orange pistils. The buds feel tight and sticky, yet with a pleasant give when broken open—plush, sugary, and robust.

Aroma is one of its hallmarks: expect rich chocolate and cocoa notes mingled with sweet vanilla, dessert creaminess, and a whisper of earthiness or coffee-like undercurrents. On the tongue, the flavor profile mirrors the nose: silky chocolate, creamy vanilla, a dash of sugary sweetness, finishing with subtle earthy or nutty tones.

The effect is a smooth progression. Initially, Truffle Sundae offers a gentle cerebral lift—euphoria, calm clarity, and a light sense of uplift. As the high deepens, a soothing body relaxation takes over, softening tension, relaxing muscles, and bringing a mellow calm without tiptoeing into sedation at moderate doses. In heavier consumption, deeper relaxation may dominate.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Chocolate Kush × Gelato 41

THC Content: ~ 18 % – 24 %

Aroma & Flavor: Chocolate, vanilla cream, sugary dessert, earth/coffee undertones

Texture: Dense, sticky, resinous buds with frosty trichomes and orange pistils

Effects: Smooth uplift, mild euphoria, then relaxed body calm

Best Uses: After-dinner unwind, mellow social moments, creative ease, dessert-adjacent vibe

Why It’s Special
Truffle Sundae stands out for its dessert‑driven signature—luxurious chocolate and cream notes that remain assertive yet balanced. The hybrid effect ensures it straddles between mood elevation and body calm in a graceful flow. For connoisseurs seeking a refined, flavor-rich, evening-leaning hybrid that remains versatile, Truffle Sundae offers a refined, sensorial delight.

A cosmic indica‑dominant strain that drifts you into dreamy euphoria with grounded tranquility.


Moon Fog is an indica‑leaning hybrid born from a sophisticated cross of Moonfog × P. Face OG × High Octane. Its lineage fuses heavy Kush foundations with exotic, high‑octane aromatics and cerebral depth. The result is a strain that delivers both sensory intrigue and physical serenity—an ideal companion for introspective evenings or creative twilight hours.

When grown under controlled conditions, Moon Fog produces dense, trichome-rich buds that shimmer with resin. Buds tend to exhibit deep forest greens with flashes of dark violet or lavender under cooler flowering conditions. Thick orange pistils and a sugar-glazed trichome layer give it a frosted, lunar aesthetic. The structure is compact, sticky, and robust—breaking apart with satisfying resistance.

Aromatically, Moon Fog opens with earthy and herbal notes, quickly developing into layers of spice, sweet cream, and light fuel. A trace of pine and floral undertone weaves in as the bud warms, creating a layered bouquet. On the palate, the inhale delivers soft cream and sage, followed by a spiced herbal mid, and finishing with subtle gas and earth on the exhale.

The effects begin with a gentle cerebral elevation—clarity, calm focus, and a reflective mood—before slowly transitioning into a deep, physical stillness. Muscles unwind, tension recedes, and a sense of dreamlike calm takes hold. It’s a high that’s tranquil but not overly sedative, making it excellent for late-day creativity, conversation, or easing into restful nighttime routines.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: Moonfog × P. Face OG × High Octane

THC Content: ~27 % (varies by phenotype and cultivation)

Aroma & Flavor: Earthy herbs, sweet cream, pine, soft gas, spice

Texture: Dense, sticky buds with dark greens, occasional purples, and heavy trichome frost

Effects: Euphoric uplift, introspective clarity, full-body calm

Best Uses: Evening wind-down, creative introspection, stress release, gentle social settings

Why It’s Special
Moon Fog is a rare strain that merges artistic finesse with powerhouse genetics. Its bouquet is subtle yet deep, offering an elegant interplay of earthy and creamy tones with gassy lift. The high is beautifully sequenced—thoughtful and clear before smoothly guiding the body into tranquil rest. For those who value flavor depth and refined, structured effects, Moon Fog is a standout in the modern indica-leaning landscape.

A savory-dessert hybrid that blends cheese funk, herbal sweetness, and serene uplift.

Bangers & MAC is a well-balanced hybrid (roughly 50 % sativa / 50 % indica) combining OG Kush and Master Kush, with some cultivated phenotypes incorporating lineage from Headbanger × MAC 1 for added potency and terpene depth. This fusion results in a complex sensory profile that spans herbal, creamy, and gassy territories.

When grown under controlled indoor conditions, Bangers & MAC produces tight, trichome-drenched buds with eye-catching visual appeal. Its color palette features minty and forest greens, sometimes veined with purples or deep hues in cooler grows, accented by curling orange pistils. The buds are dense, sticky, and sugar-coated—holding a satisfying snap when broken apart.

Aromatically, it opens with sharp herbal cheese, rich pine, and a cooling menthol edge. Beneath the initial layer lies sweet sage, diesel funk, and subtle creamy undertones. On the palate, it mimics this progression: savory cheese and herbs on the inhale, followed by pine, sour diesel, and a lingering floral-cool finish.

The effects unfold with a gentle cerebral lift—fostering focus, ease, and social fluidity—before transitioning into a body calm that softens tension and stills racing thoughts. It doesn’t typically sedate unless consumed in heavier doses, making it ideal for relaxed evenings, conversation, or reflective creativity.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: OG Kush × Master Kush (select phenos include Headbanger × MAC 1)

THC Content: ~ 24 % – 28 %

Aroma & Flavor: Herbal cheese, pine, sweet sage, creamy diesel, menthol finish

Texture: Dense, sticky buds with mint-green tones and orange pistils

Effects: Clear-headed uplift, mild euphoria, calming body relaxation

Best Uses: Evening wind-down, socializing, stress relief, creative sessions

Why It’s Special
Bangers & MAC captures the essence of contrast and cohesion—uniting the deep funk of cheese genetics with the herbal complexity and clarity of MAC and Kush influences. Its unique terpene layering, high resin content, and balanced effect profile make it a standout for those who crave both flavor sophistication and functional versatility.

A candy‑cheese hybrid that balances playful uplift with creamy grounded ease.


Zheetos Buddha Cheese is a distinctive phenotype within the Zheetos family, bred by combining OZK (Zkittlez × Eddy Lepp OG) with Big Buddha Cheese, thereby integrating fruity dessert and pungent cheese genetics. In many grows, its lineage emphasizes a roughly 40 % sativa / 60 % indica split.

In attentive indoor cultivation—especially in cooler or temperate climates—Zheetos Buddha Cheese can display dense, resinous buds that mirror its dessert‑cheese blend. The colas are often thick and compact, coated in a fine blanket of trichomes. Hue variations include bright olive to forest green, with occasional shades of dusty purple or russet in select phenotypes, all threaded by vivid orange pistils. The buds hold a firm, slightly springy texture: sticky and resinous to the touch, yet breaking cleanly under pressure.

Aroma opens boldly with sweet candy, grape, and tropical fruit notes (echoing the Zkittlez influence) which then meld into creamy, gelato‑style tones. Underneath lies the signature pungent cheese and skunk backbone introduced by Big Buddha Cheese. On the palate, the smoke is surprisingly smooth—fruit candy initial notes, creamy midtones, finishing with savory cheese, cold dank, or earthy spice.

The effect unfolds in layers. First comes a cerebral uplift—euphoria, clarity, elevated mood, social ease. Over time, a gentle body relaxation seeps in, mellowing tension without dragging into sedation at moderate doses. In stronger doses, couch‑affinity may become noticeable. Because of its balanced genetics, it can suit both recreational and medicinal uses, especially for stress relief, mood enhancement, and mild physical relaxation.

Quick Facts

Product: Flower

Genetics: OZK (Zkittlez × Eddy Lepp OG) × Big Buddha Cheese

THC Content: ~ 21 % – 28 % (varies by phenotype and batch)

Aroma & Flavor: Candy sweet (grape, tropical), creamy dessert, overlay of pungent cheese / skunk

Texture: Dense, resinous, sticky buds; sugar‑crusted with vibrant pistils

Effects: Uplifted euphoria, lucid mental clarity, gradually rising body relaxation

Best Uses: Social settings, creative activity, mood elevation, late afternoon or gentle evening unwind

Why It’s Special

Zheetos Buddha Cheese is a rare fusion of playful dessert sweetness and bold cheese complexity—a balance not often achieved. It captures the aromatic candy essence of Zkittlez while firmly grounding it in the pungent, savory character of Cheese. The result is a multi‑dimensional sensory experience with a harmonised high that leans expressive yet composed—ideal for connoisseurs who value both flavor richness and structural nuance.