So it's a neo noir, think sin city, but set in suburbian Sheffield. Clive Bean, Sean beans 2nd cousin on his mum's side. Private investigator, Pie Inspector. Away on Cornish pasty judging duties for a long weekend, Clive arrives home to find his wife 'Brenda Bean' missing with a trail of claret in her wake... It could be her blood... Or the beans he spilled.....