Follow your username and go for one of those "chongz" ones, they're usually cheap I've got one that has 7mm thick glass as an emergency back up (I have a few bongs, couldn't live without one lmao) - think you can get them for like 30quid.

Don't be put off by Acrylic if you just want something extra cheap to test the waters with, I have one for on the road haha, they're not much different than glass and can be a good way to get started I'm actually a fan of a carb hole too and they're hard to find on glass bongs.

Start fairly basic imo - most basic bongs have diffuser stems to make it extra bubbly, then you can move into multi-tree arm percs and shit over time :)

Have fun! ;)

Thanks mate. Will take a look. I was looking at bongs that had ice chambers as well. Basically was looking at ways to limit the amount of joints i smoke but still looking for a smooth smoke that doesnt make me cough too much. Tried a dry herb vape but it just makes me cough like a mofo. I have played around with heat settings as well. I have a nebula fuzion. Doesnt give me as nice a high as a J either. Others on here have said I need to invest in a better vape, which I get, but things like crafty/ mighty and volcano are between £200-300 which is a bit of a gamble. This brought me back to the bong. I may still use some baccy with it but surely less than a spliff. Having said that I am not a cigarette/ regular smoker and only smoke a couple of J's a night (2 small ones, well a 2 skinner if you know what i mean). But still would be nice to find a way that uses less to no tobacco, would save me more money......

Yeah I'm the same mate I can't afford a good dry herb vape even though I'd love to cut out the baccy so I just smoke spliffs and bongs - you def be able to cut out a few of those spliffs and bongs hit harder too imo so might save you some more money mate.

Bong might be a bit harsh at first but will soon go down smooth, I've never bothered using the ice notches but they should work and remember as well you don't have to clear the chamber in one go if it's too harsh at first but you'll be taking big 'ol rips in no time haha it's WAY less harsh than carts which is the only real bit of vaping I've managed to do!

good luck mate hope you cut down on that baccy!

Got a small bubbler bong, which really does the job! I may be saying good bye to the old spliff. If I want to get wrecked now, just 2 or 3 bowls on the bong which will save some green and mean I don't have to buy fags anymore!...

On the vaping front, I took the plunge and bought an Arizer Solo 2/ high end portable dry herb vaporizer. Arrived today!. Did a bit of research, alot are singing about the crafty + but i still read alot of negative reviews for battery and charger etc. Arizer was always in alot of top 10's. I decided to do the paypal spread it over 3 months interest free option. Also bought a bong adapter for the vaporizer.

I read alot about that awful tickle you get in the throat with vapes, it seems to be down to how your throat takes the vape hit if you are still smoking tobacco/ spliffs. Allegedly if you stay off the tobacco, eventually that tickle and cough should subside, well thats the theory anyway, lets see..

Nice one mate :D glad it's working out for you, good idea spreading out the cost of the vape too! Be interested to see how the vape/bong combo works out, definitely going to have to take that plunge myself at some point.

Good luck bud hope you manage to stay off the baccy and save a few p's n the long run! :)

you can even choose your color.......https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/New-Water-Pipe-Bong-Penis-design-silicone-Pipe-Tobacco-Pipe-Dick-Pipe-5-Colors/274550217645?hash=item3fec77dbad:g:H2kAAOSwB8Bfl7Lo

haha really. what colour did you go for.

Im not into putting a dick in my mouth but thanks. I am heterosexual and have a partner to prove it. Do you? Or are you too busy hunting those milfs little boy lol. Do girls your own age not like you...

so this is the level you got to is it milfhunter. someone doesnt agree with your anti vaccine gov conspiracy theories and voices that in a normal non abusive way and you now follow me around and submit stupid answers and links (is that a joke veiled as a homophobic insult) in posts i create or vote on. Sounds like something a troll would do and we all know what people think of trolls

As i already know. you have too much spare time on your hands and perhaps that is why your mind is slipping. anyway to be honest i dont really care, just rest assured from now on I am ignoring every single action you take on here. If you want to spend your invaluable time trying to harrass me just know it is now falling on deaf ears :)

lol.............

Great film, special for me cos i lived with director for 4 years and he wrote it during that period. So its my early 20s on film pretty much. Nice one bruvva is an evolution of how we used to scream down the phone at each other, (and still do) with names instead of bruvva.

It is superb and just represents his zest for life and fun and sillyness and funny situations. Under table snorting scene just one example of the talent in the cinematography.

If you liked this, i would urge anyone to check out his largely unknown second film "i know you know". A different affair about him and his dad and mum, but stunning in different ways. Also his older college stuff, party politics, life in the bus lane. On YT somewhere i think.

The sequel to HT is confirmed btw in case you didn't know.

Wow, that is amazing. He captured a perfect picture of life and it is totally relatable. The whole film was so well done and the cast was just spot on. You will have to tell him how amazing he is. I was 19/20 when it came out and that was a typical weekend. It just gives you the warm and fuzzies. I would be totally buzzin’ if there was a sequel. I will have to do some digging and see if I can find his other stuff. Thank you.

Human traffic is full of Qaballah clues

Fab! So accurate of the time! I have the Remix as well :)

I met Justin a few years ago whilst working on a project in uni. Proper top guy and was awesome to work with someone who had created one of your favourite films.

Spot on bro I'll keep an eye out for that as human trafficking is a top film reminds me of my younger days 👍

Niiiiccccceeee ooonnnneeeee brrruuuvvvvaaaa

aha! You beat me to it, WHL

No way?! Love all the Nick Love ones, The Business, Outlaw, FF obviously

The business is a good shout

Nice one bruvvvvvv!

Love it. You seen Goodbye Charlie Bright?

Not seen that one. Is it worth a watch?

Yeah all the old crowd that came up from London lots of the football factory boys just all about life on the estate all the capers etc great film

Will take a look. Thank you.

Spliff politics by mr nice in it is brilliant

I must admit, that part is spot on and I was always the interceptor of the spliff lol!

I first watched it on a big screen at Glastonbury, chewing my face off. Takes me right back whenever I watch it

I also saw this first on the big screen at Glastonbury, chewing my face off. Decided I wanted a cup of tea half way for some reason.. Thought someone had moved the bushes in front of me so I began to climb through it. The bushes hadn't moved.. I had crawled down the middle aisle in front of everyone, walked along the screen and preceded to climb through undergrowth.
Luckily some kind people came and pulled me out of the bush and explained to me what the fuck was going on and directed me to the nearby tea tent. Memory a bit patchy but I think I was having fun.
I miss the 90's sometimes.

It’s amazing the memories this film brings back. I miss the 90s too. There was nothing like a good Mitsubishi pill to set you on a good weekender. I think we are all the same on here. We just want life back to what we had then.

Mitsi trubos! Ahahaha wow takes me back

It’s a weird state of affairs when you are in a field in Somerset and you think. I know. I’ll go and watch Human Traffic.

A lovely state of affairs.

Where were you. When all my mates thought it’d be funny to go gabba. It wasn’t funny.

I’d have gone and watched some totally weird Ken Russell film. (Altered States, anyone?)

Rather than having to go gabba.

Got any Jungle in guy?

I've got the Tarzan and Jane o' Jungle, just swung in off the vine

"The Emperor wants to control outer space, Yoda wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental differences between the good and the bad sides of the force."

Quality

24 Hour Party People is also a good-un.

As well as Who Killed the KLF?

Who killed the KLF was good.

I was clubbing my tits off then so this was like looking into a mirror for me (a bit like the scene at the afterparty with Jip and Koop on the sofa ;)). Love the Howard Marks spliff politics cameo 👌 summed up a Britain and a generation that didn’t take itself too seriously (unlike today sadly).

I know! It’s awful now. You could lose your mates and find randoms and nothing bad ever happened!

Danny Dyer on the bog...

lucky people here it is

The bit in the record shop with the aphrodite track is legendary.

Aphrodite. South Coast Massiive (or Littliiive)

Fucking love it

Morning! *sniffs* MORNING!!

Nurse! I need a pisspot and a jacket.....cause I'm fucked!

Literally one of my favourite movies of all time. He wen't from being a raver who takes pills on the weekend to going on grand adventures as The Hobit. Martin Freeman is a beast!

"Any jungle goin!?"

**sorry if I have ruined any quotes, my brain is only at half capacity today lol**

Not Martin Freeman dude, was John Sim who played the master in Dr Who. Also Andrew Lincoln in in it briefly who plays Rick in Walking Dead

No shit? Hahaha for literally years I was thinking it was the same dude, my bad. Cheers for that!

This could turn hare Krishna into a bad boy!!

"You know how artists paintings go up in value when they die? Well rappers records go up when they get locked up. IT'S GOING TO BE BANNED!"

Koop scratching cracks me up " puffing da herb err ehh err ehh puf puf puf puf puffing da herb" or something like that lol.

And the whole "who the hell you been ringing in Taiwan boy" scene.

Such a great film. Pretty much summed up my late teens early 20s. The best days. :)

The whole thing cracks me up. It doesn’t matter how many times you watch it, you always find it funny. I think there is a little bit of all of us in that film. I’m defo a Lulu.

So true. I was definitely moff lol. I look back now amazed that I'm alive and heathy. Wouldnt dare get mashed now but thought nothing of dropping a few a back then. Was just part of going out in those days eh. Wouldn't change it for a thing though. Best days/nights of my life. Helter skelter, dreamscape, hysteria. Then later God's kitchen, progress, passion. I'd give anything to go back in time and do it all again. :)

You found reality then lol! I think if I dropped a pill now, I would die! I will stick to the green! I live in Scotland so the rave scene here was epic in the 90s. I wouldn’t change it for the world. There were no fights, everyone loved everyone, no one got offended and it was safe! I feel bad for the young ones now. They won’t get the experiences we had. The music was on another level too.

‘A badman’

Remember it well as the Ragga Twins were Flinty Badman and Demon Rocker :)

I think we know you mean John Simm and not Martin Freeman. At least you know the film though. Makes me so nostalgic for my 90s lifestyle. It was an amazing time to be off your face.

‘Any jungle in guy.’

Spoken by Justin himself :)

Gotta love it!! A must for all psycho travellers ;-)

Remember this very well back then, Saturday night after club M yarm back to a mates pad and session began with this movie on. Danny dyer was epic

Great film- sequel on the way i believe!

Hope so x

Got any Jungle guy?
I GOT THE TARZAN AND THE JANE OF THE JUNGLE SWUNG IN FRESH ON THE VINE THIS MORNING 😁 (or close if remember serves me right). In all fairness I did much the same facially to that baseline. Film!
Nice post

It’s such a great film. Never gets old. Unlike me lol!

Wow one of the best films of the nineties takes me back. Spot on film the good old days lol.

My mate is an extra in it!! ;)

But have you seen Taxi Driver... ?
Danny Dyer at his best in this movie!
The coathanger bit is hilarious!

The Business is probably my favourite Danny Dyer film, not seen the Taxi so will give it a watch.

I will have to have a look at that one. Danny Dyer is always good in films. Not keen on him in Eastenders though.

Nah Eastenders is rubbish, but Danny Dyer was funny in Human Traffic. Note he wasnt in Taxi Driver, he is just talking about the movie Taxi Driver to a taxi driver. Talking about torturing Peter Andre... I will link it

Duh! Sorry, I didn’t pick you up there and yes, that part was hilarious. I also hate Peter Andre, so that is particularly hilarious to me.

Qaballastic pub scene ?

Or Irreversible. 😬

Check out London Kills Me.

More up your alley I reckons.

Anything by Elton John fucking hate the cunt and his music, my wife ruined my Xmas day few years back by telling me a gay singer i didnt like had died.
I was so exited then she told me it was George Michael and i was gutted.

Nearly choked when i read this, im a terrible person lol

and i feel better about myself, you know plotting his murder and all. george michael on the other hand was a genius and worth a quickie in the facility of his choosing

Hahahaha

Hahahaha, I actually like Elton, well as much as a straight man can but that made me laugh man.

Tiny Dancer and Rocket Man are OK songs. Other than that Elton John is soooooo overrated.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Your terrible mate im rofl

Fairground simply red, gives me violent thoughts of grabbing mick by his flowing red curls and bouncing his head of every hard surface available. Total pissflap

i went straight to the curls when you said simply red

Yeah anything by Simply Red can give me Forrest Whittaker eye but Fairground is especially bad

Listen too long and you get Evander Holyfield ear.

😆Evand-Ear!

If i listened for too long i'd be praying for Iron Mike to turn up 😬👂🏻

stop, you're making me hungry

Come on Eileen, it is the worst thing ever created. Can’t stand the guys voice.

And imagine being called Eileen when it came on down the pub back in the day…. Poor cow needed 3 packs of baby wipes.

oh were gonna cum on eileen alright

oh come on

God save the queen.

Two things that influence our lives so much but aren’t real

we mean it man

Too many but Will Smith - Wild Wild West has got to be up there surely. It’s like some record execs put a gun to his head and said ‘Dance bitch!’

Do you think they did it again to willow ? I whip my hair even for a 13 year old was fucking awful

that movie had so much going for it and they still blew it, would make a better series than a lot of shit

Nothing Compares to You by Sinead Depressing Cunt O'Connor that song has the warmth and charm of a dead Rat lying next to a used Tampon.

i dont mean to get personal but why did you need the rat if you had a tampon?

this is hilarious :)))))))

Isn't it just.... I'm reading this thread howling. Great start to day

That Barbie girl tune, need I say why! Lol
And the “grandma I love you” tune, showing my age! Lol

but barbie girl got me through a tough breakup

Here's why I disagree with this wholeheartedly.

Ok you win… The grandma I love you song was fucking horrendous, then they felt the need to create the sequel… Grandpa I love you… I mean we got the message the first time.

Woah slow up man, she taught me that my heart will go on, you can’t buy that wisdom bro.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Touché lol

Justin Beaver song with the trumpet. Just Fuck right off with that shit

thats not a trumpet thats his ass whinging

Babycakes - 3 of a kind.... ? It's a horrible ear worm haha

Remember when the greatest rapper alive went mad?

i actually like that track the beat is tight

Ob-la-fuckin-di, ob-la-fuckin-da

Or Octopuses Garden. Stick to yer shit drummin', Ringo.

Watch this with your sound on, and I think you will agree no further explanation is required.

Bruno Mars.

"When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
'Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are"

My question is - how many faces did he previously change to suit his needs. He's amazed he found someone who's face doesn't need rearranging. This man is a psycho folks.

Wonderwall by Oasis. Insipid, boring, meaningless shite.

Scarred me for life this one

Take That's cover of 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' is all kinds of horrible :)

OMG!!!!!

Peter Andre, Mysterious Girl.

Keane - Bedshaped.

Stupid, depressing lyrics that make no sense at all.

Bedshaped? That'll be a bed then...


I hate it because it reminds me of the two weeks I spent crawling around a 20 inch deep subfloor void for 8 hours a day, doing timber treatments on a huge old house.
That shit was on the radio every 20 mins for the whole time we were there.


Scarred me 🙉

Steppin' Out by Joe Jackson. Ain't rock, ain't disco, can't dance to it without looking like Steve Martin doing a retarded dance.

Anything by/from:
Enya
Engelbert Humperdinck
The "Top 20"
Eurovision
Status Quo
Enya
Enya
--- all should be banned as Weapons of Mass Destruction of the ear'oles

Bohemian rhapsody.
I’d be happy to never listen to that again.

If you really want a contender for worst song, you need to listen to Taylor Swift Gorgeous. The song composition and the lyrics seem like they were written by a child.

Also majority of her songs. She did a cover of September by earth wind and fire that haunts me... She turned funk into folk what the actual fuck.

thats a frightening thought so i had to check it out.

even worse than i imagined

D'yer Maker by those Blood and Fire Roots Reggae Heroes Led Zep.
Why? Because it's 'kin awful

all the weed on lb couldnt get me through this

hahaha.. funny to see Zeppelin here because it did occur to me too . Seems like everybody has to adore their music :P