This pictures has been doing the rounds, along with fake reviews, on Reddit for weeks.
I really like what you promised but think you’ve under delivered alongside some pretty blatant false advertising. This isn’t dragons den but I’m out.

Thank you for the Incorrect, slandering statement!

Get all mine from uksteroidsshop.com.

Good stuff and really quick delivery.

Super facinating article and coincidence or not ;-) we are just finalising a way to bring DMT to LB. Due to the nature, power and the respect we have for this medicine we most likely won't list this item just yet. We are trying to find a way to offer this safely...but yeah its a tough one. What's nice is you could micro-dose what we have in vape form...but how do we make sure that everyone is safe for those who for instance don't listen to us and take it slow. We ourselves have had life changing experiences with this medicine but it is surely not for the faint hearted and requires a level of respect that one might only find when working with master plants like ayahuasca. We would love to heare your thoughts on how we can safely provide this community and option to experience DMT

Ps. We also advise to start with the lighter psychedelics like mushrooms or lucy ;-)

Much Luv x

I got some dmt from lb a couple of years back and still have some. It tastes like feet and is yellow.

Is yours the clear crystals and what’s the smell like? Thanks

Hi Psychonauts

DMT and Mescaline are two psychedelics which I want to try.

I have a friend who knows his psychedelics (he grows his own shrooms) who got DMT off the dark web a few years back.

He described some of the experience and it was truly cosmic. He had a friend watch over him while he lied down after smoking some.

Maybe if you sell tiny amounts in limited quantity per buyer (each buyer can only buy one dose at a time only)?

Either way I can only praise your hesitation out of concern for biggas health and safety.

But I'm really intrigued by those machine-elves, I had similar encounters with heroic mushroom doses.

I have been so curious about DMT, I would totally give it the respect it deserves.
I will be keeping an eye out!!

I think you should treat it like any other drug but with extra warnings/caution.

If you offer DMT here as a product and explain everything that a newcomer should be aware of then the responsibility of using it correctly is on them and you would be void of any bad karma imo.

But then having said that…

DMT just isn’t for everyone..

Honestly got no idea how to go about selling something like this…

It wouldn’t even be something massively profitable as it only requires a tiny amount for a breakthrough experience…

So it’s more about spreading this drug/knowledge but then how do you ensure it doesn’t end up in the hands of someone who should never go near it.

But then who am I to decide that there exists certain people who should not touch DMT…?

Very tricky one indeed.

That’s a very good question. It’s definitely a tricky one.

There seem to be a few countries that still have a more relaxed approach towards DMT. Either selling it freely online or making it available for those who use it for religious purposes or medical etc.

We could probably learn a thing or two from our neighbours across the pond, especially Australia where it’s very popular and statistically used the most compared to South America and Europe.

https://www.behold-retreats.com/post/5-meo-dmt-legal

In Canada, where the substance is not controlled heavily, 5 MeO DMT can be purchased, though it cannot be shipped out to many of its neighbours like America where it remains illegal. According to Canada Justice Laws, 1996 Bufo is not controlled at all, meaning one can buy and sell it freely.
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DMT...
I made this comment on another thread;
For me, there is the world before DMT and then there is the world after DMT.
Mushrooms, acid, peyote - all powerful things, but DMT pulls away the veil and you know - you KNOW the world is not what you think it is anymore.
Completely echo Thirdeye's sentiment that it's not something to be played with.
It's 2 years since my last experience, only just now seriously considering going there again; not because I'm scared of it, more because i know I'll need to give it the time and respect to integrate the experience.

I agree. I can feel it calling out to me! However, I need to experiment first with others such as mushrooms & LSD before I can convince myself it’s time.

I’d like to try it. Not sure how to get hold of any in the U.K. though.
I’m gonna be starting shrooms again soon, mostly for medicinal reasons relating to mental health, but I’m aware DMT is supposed to be on another level for the overall experience.

Absolutely! I found this study in particularly interesting -

https://www.europeanpharmaceuticalreview.com/news/178880/major-study-on-dmt-shows-promise-for-depression/

I will venture out to this ‘other world’ soon, as it really does sound magical, and of course be respectful.

This might sound strange to some, but I’ve always felt like what one may be described as an ‘old soul’! For some reason even the idea of a bad trip doesn’t frighten me. I’d take it as a life lesson!

Fascinating! I’m really keen to try dmt and break on through to the machine elves!

I would love to try DMT, can't wait for a LB drop, anybody any source or dw marketplace I can get my hands on a bit now?

Just an fyi, don't ask for it on the wanted items page, it will get deleted promptly as it's not actually allowed. -speaking from experience

Not a vendor but I got some mate

Interesting listen -

What Does a Blind Person See During a DMT Breakthrough?

absolutely incredible

We cannot comprehend DMT.

What's the difference with LSD?

I didn't enjoy that in the 90s but a friend who did was trying to talk me into DMT about 15 years ago saying it was like an out of body experience.

LSD was first synthesized by Swiss chemist Albert Hofmann in 1938 from lysergic acid, a chemical derived from the hydrolysis of ergotamine, an alkaloid found in ergot, a fungus that infects grain.

Whereas, DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine) is a hallucinogenic tryptamine drug that occurs naturally in various plants, such as Psychotria viridis or Chacruna. Some people call it the “spirit molecule” due to the intense psychedelic experience.

I think that’s what intrigues me! It’s nothing like any drug I’ve heard of before.

I will try to expand on my point as the day goes on.

You’re right it’s nothing like any drug ever period.

Anything specific you would like to ask?

Just interested in peoples opinions on this topic tbh.

It’s not something to be played around with.

If someone has no prior knowledge on our “reality” taking DMT could be an overload of information and revelation and it could negatively affect the user.

However if you treat it with respect and dose appropriately for a first timer then it will be nice to you.

You can learn things which you would have never learnt and you can bring those thoughts and ideas back into this “reality” and help benefit yourself and mankind.

There’s also many factors and variations to a trip which we don’t fully understand yet.

I will try to expand a little later.

I agree with both you and Johnnyh2.

I enjoy listening to peoples experiences on podcasts etc. It seems most bad trips tend to be from those who had no prior knowledge of the drug, or those who abuse it.

This guy gets it 👌

How long dose the trip usually last & I take it u need to be in a relaxing environment to enjoy fully?

Cheers

Safe environment is definitely advised. I'd also highly recommend getting into your chosen reclining position before you kick off.
First time i did it was in my mates kitchen. The plan was to take a couple of hits and swiftly walk the 9-10 steps to the sofa in the lounge;
2 steps into the middle of the kitchen and it was a case of "nope, we're going to lie down right here, right now"
On a non breakthrough hit ( so the ones with "only" visuals and sound effects) I found i was still vaguely aware of having a body - on a big one? Good luck with that...

From my understanding the trip lasts averagely 5-15 mins. Some can go on for longer, it just depends on the person and dosage.

Definitely in a place you feel comfortable and have a sober buddy with you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nHLpB38LNg4&pp=ygUdZG10IHN0b3JpZXMgYW5pbWF0ZWQgY2Fybml2YWw%3D

It’s these kind of stories that amaze me 😂

Take care with Dimitri he’s a volatile fella 🙊

Malta, good most year round weather wise and weed is legal there. Went recently and got by on the hhc vapes you can get in the shops, never asked about thc as maybe you need to be a local, but there are dealers who post to Malta on here as well, not sure where to score local

So what's the deal with malta? Legal. But do they have ships a tourist can buy from? And are you saying the thc vape pens just get sold in regular ships?

Thanks for your time cheeching!

Having been to Greece lately I tried hhc vapes there (thinking it would be like a cbd vape), not realising hhc is a half decent high (makes you groggy/ sleepy). Then went to check Malta laws and saw it was legal there (proper weed). Never asked in the vape shop though, but saw they were selling herb vapes like the mighty. So can’t really answer your question. I think I read somewhere you may have to prove you are local. Wish I had asked now, but if it’s legal there, there must be a way. They never asked for proof on hhc so maybe if I had asked I would have been offered it in the shop….the hhc vapes are decent , got a nice Tyson Pineapple Express and a green crack hhc vape pen. If you go to Malta and score thc weed let me know …. :). Brought the vapes back through airport without issue….

P.s these hhc vapes are not the spice type, not that I have tried spice, they just give a nice lite couch lock type effect

California ticks all boxes for me. Sun, sea, surf and the best weed without any hassle

I was beginning to explore that, sounds amazeballs. The UK needs to get the finger out!

Thanks metoo22

Yeah both Spain and Tenerife are good bets.

Many areas of Spain are packed full of CC's, in other parts they are few and far between.

Usually you have to pay a membership fee which is around £15-25 before being able to access a Cannabis Club. Some club's only allow you to purchase a membership online/otp before accessing and others allow you to purchase a membership on-site.

Tourist's are more than welcome to buy and from my experience in Tenerife neither of the two club's I went to asked for any form of ID at all. There are also some street dealers there, mostly on the south of the island but their products vary massively in quality.

Think I will do some online research for tenerife clubs, that's where I fancied.

Appreciate you taking time to reply. Thanks

Hey budzinho, as part of my research I've been hearing that you cannot take any weed out of these clubs and can only consume on the premises. How true is that?

Much appreciated if you have the time to answer.

It is true in terms of the law, however no-one is going to say anything if you sit down for a joint then put the rest in your pocket and walk out.

I'm sure you could just walk straight out with it in some clubs.

That was my thinking, thanks for replying bud.

I am not adverse to the odd bit of weed smuggling, especially if its from a cannabis club 😆

I’m off to Thailand in December and can’t wait to se the Shops as the weed is legal now.

Another good shout thanks Chris! Hope you have a blast!

Cheers rp, appreciate 👍🏼

I just take carts and edibles. Safe, discreet, and certainly does the job!😉

Thanks pollypuff. I was wondering about this, are edibles and carts detectable by dogs etc. Should I go in hand luggage or in the suitcase?

I am a panic merchant, so would need to feel comfortable.

I always put them in my wash kit in my checked luggage. You can always mix edibles with Haribos and add CBD carts in with your THC…but 🤷‍♂️

👍🏼

€20 for 3 months!! Wow. Mine was €20 for the year! Not that it matters much as a tourist but still...wow what a leap!

What was the club called mate I'm going soon. I went to fuertaventura last year there is a decent one in corralejo with some lovely fresa maria

Was VERY expensive when I went. Very. €30 per gram. €40 for some. This was 2019

Yeah!

Everything on the menu was that price and there was only one other place in tenerife at the time. I think it's island prices. Where else are you gunna go? Lol

That’s great information. Thank you very much

Been to one in benidorm ,€30 for a year membership. Bought 3.5g gorilla glue 30 euros . Tourist prices.

I have. I visited “The Amsterdamned” in Puerto del carmen, just walked in without any recommendations or anything but they do require you buy a years membership in order to make a purchase. This was in 2017 so may have changed since.

Thanks a mill.

Have visited the ones in Tenerife. I had to contact them before i got over there via their FB or IG. After that it was just turn up and pay. Though, I don't think the FB/OG step was entirely necessary. It's just to get around the silly laws on tourism and cannabis

Thanks for that. I’ll try contact before just to be sure.

not Lanzarote but others in Spain and Canaries/Tenerife. I usually made friends with a local on the first day and they would give me a name to get buzzed in. Old injuries allow me to get the medical card which is cheaper and easier to deal with cops if stopped transporting between club and elsewhere. Don't do what I and buy the monthly max for a week stay :/ i could've flown home myself on the last day no plane needed

Thanks for that info Julieh. I did a bit of googling and some places seem to allow you register as a member on the day and some require to pre-register before arriving at the cafe. Is there a risk when leaving the cafe to be stopped by police and searched?

I lived in Madrid for a few years. Almost all the club's will require some sort of pre-contact (email, insta, FB) as it's a requirement of the law to be referred. If they don't they are probs not worth it anyway as they will be exceptionally more dodgy. Almost all of them will allow you to join as long as you can find some way to contact first. There are a few "locals only" clubs I've come across but that's mainly to preserve their longevity from closure than a dislike to tourists. Make sure you NEVER tell a police officer where/what the club is or smoke on the street of the club. Both of these are enough for the police to try and gain entry and risk the license of the club. I became quite good friends with the owner of my local in Madrid and the hoops they have to jump through are insane to be able to operate even in the weird way they do now.

i've seen cops harassing folks in touristic areas - i always attend a club a little outside the main areas to get grab and go - often one membership will allow entry to sister clubs as a visitor so if i want to smoke in the sun on a balcony in the tourist area can do that too

CSC Elysium. Best in Lanzo 💯

The Hemperor. Playa Blanca. Email in advance. Recommend 👍

Sad times. This is why using your real name is important. If it went back to the post office you would have an equally awkward issue.

Good luck. I hope you get it back mate!

Amazing! The powers of manifestation ey! ♡ Enjoy every puff

if your name is not on the package there isnt much you can do, if your name was on it would be illegal to open it and would be classed as stealing. what i think has happened is they have opened the mail box, then opened your package, got some free weed, then came to the conclusion legally you cant do anything considering what was inside the package. your best bet it get in contact with them somehow.

Ouch!
IMO there is only so much chasing you can or should do when the package contains illegal drugs. If you’ve left notes then they clearly have no intention of returning it to you. There’s a chance they are away with night security lights and they’ll see your notes on their return.
Otherwise it looks like a write-off. You’ve just been very unlucky.

On the other hand you could wait until the lights come on and then pop round and introduce them to Billy (The Baseball Bat)…?
Maybe I watch too many movies…😂😉