Hello brethren,
Itโs me, Ship. Iโve not been on for a while as life has just been absolutely crazy lately and Iโm actually smoking less weed than ever.
My beautiful wife gave birth to our beautiful daughter yesterday and Iโm currently โchillingโ in the hospital, she was ten days early which sounds about right.
Now Iโm going to tell you about something that happened last month that will definitely make you laugh/make you cringe for me.
Anyone whoโs read anything Iโve posted here knows my tolerance for weed is very high and all Iโve done since getting on LB is try to chase a high to get through the hustle and bustle of a complicated life.
Got in touch with a vendor not from here who sells Rice Krispy square edibles, 450mg each and ยฃ5 each, I thought damn thatโs amazing value for money bare in mind Iโve eaten 500mg of sweets and edibles from here and only had a very small background high two hours later. They bake the edibles themselves and this lot were filled with distillate, heโd made them 560mg by accident but let me know.
So hereโs how things went down, the night before Iโd gone to my mates for a smoke we were 2 blunts and 2 joints in and my mate turned up with some rolled so I had some of them.
I donโt smoke tobacco, always smoked my weed as it comes because every time I smoke cigs I get bifter buzz and end up vomiting, cue 20 mins later and Iโm upstairs heaving up the lovely carbonara weโd made at home.
Next day Iโm angry, Iโve got work and once again a bug smoking session and not only did I not get high I ended up screwing myself up.
Itโs Monday the cakes turned up Iโm working from home Iโll eat a full one and see how I go. Cut forward 20 mins later, Iโm on an empty stomach and having a joint and start feeling it so I stopped smoking and was like damn that was fast. This is where the story gets bad.
I go upstairs, look at my PC and my eyes just zoom in I was like oh snap these must be the real deal. I start getting high, uncomfortably high, and this starts escalating from the 20 minute mark and over the next hour and a half at no point does it slow down.
Iโm like shit itโs 9am Iโm meant to be working and my head is about to fall off, my wife texts me โInvite your sister the baby showerโ. Every time I text my sister even when I say Iโm working she calls me, I said donโt call me Iโm working I get called and ignore it.
Then I get a text โitโs important, I need you to speak to a social workerโ. I answer the call and speak to a social worker, thereโs been an incident with my niece and they needed to give me as little info as possible but said Iโm the person my sister has designated as someone she trusts (high as fuck on a Monday morning before work) and that Iโll have to come to a meeting, I canโt go into the specifics but they wanted to ask if Iโd be able to โhelp the familyโ if the child had to be taken away for a while.
Iโm looking in the mirror high as a fucking kite absolutely shitting myself, got a baby due in a month and now I might have to foster my niece, at that point I hit white. Iโm vomiting everywhere, while working, waiting for social workers calls with information.
I ring my wife and tell her, long story short I manage to sort it out ( went to a court hearing as her representative it all ended up sorted weeks later) and Iโm like fuck me how did this happen.
I got ten of these edibles, a week later had half of one - hit white again. Two days later 1/3 or one -hit white again! Iโve had 8 edibles untouched in the shed for weeks because Iโm terrified to try one, I found something inexpensive that truly gets me high and realised Iโd been chasing something I straight up didnโt want.
I must have had about ten joints since then where normally I smoke 3 a day.
All sorted now but seriously that is terrible luck.
Hope youโre all doing well, inwards to fatherhood