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113 topics on Keep It Green
+12
Keep It Green
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.

Good luck everybody
+12
Bajoe
Jokes about white sugar are rare..

Now… jokes about brown sugar..

Demerara
+11
metoo22
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
+9
Keep It Green
Sorry everyone!!

Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.

I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.

Sorry again guy"s
+3
roflmao69
All the best, mate.
+3
Johnnyh2
Morning KIG mate family first,hope the missus is ok
+2
Reanim4tednerd
Don't apologise, family always comes first, hope she's on the mend 👍
+9
quicksticks
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
+9
HarvMac
What did the Pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey
+8
B0W13
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.

My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
+8
joash123
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...

They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...

Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
+7
Keep It Green
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.

Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself

Well done and congratulations
+3
Johnnyh2
Well done joash mate
+2
Reanim4tednerd
To be fair that's a pretty good one 👍
+2
Keep It Green
It's a girl 1
+4
Wreckronomic
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
+3
Mamadadah18
Hahaha joash had me in stitches this one
+8
Johnnyh2
Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction
+8
Johnnyh2
Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box
+8
dwarfedgiant
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
+8
Ziggy zaggy
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
+8
Biscuits901
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.

Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.

"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."

With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.

After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.

No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.

At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"

"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."

After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."

"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"

"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."

"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.

"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
+8
windiest
Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil.
+7
Johnnyh2
What's the difference between a wife and a job? After 10 years, a job still sucks
+7
moisty12345
I had a part in Oliver Twist.....


It was great I couldn't ask for more
+7
Shananda
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.

I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.

I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”

Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
+7
Blazin_Esx
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
+7
Fifijane
I went to the zoo the other day. It only had one animal. It was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu
+10
Fifijane
Why did the tiger get lost?

Because junglist MASSIVE

I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
+7
Fifijane
Why did the toilet roll, roll down the hill?

Because it wanted to get, to the BOTTOM!
+7
Fifijane
What did the nought say to the eight?

Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??


You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
+7
Ziggy zaggy
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
+7
roflmao69
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
+7
Nickyblaze247
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40

✌🏻💚🤣
+6
wraith777
I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
+5
roflmao69
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Donnervan!
+5
Silverthorn
What's E.T. short for?

He's only got little legs.
+5
Wambamthankyoumam1
What did the hat say to the scarf?

You hang around, I'll go on ahead.
+5
roflmao69
What's Whitney Houston's favourite type of coordination?

HAAANDEEEEEEEEEYE!
+5
ewannim
How do you confuse an Irishmen, give him 3 shovels and tell
him take your pick.
+5
Wreckronomic
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?

None
+5
Johnnyh2
What do call a fake noodle?
An Im-pasta
+5
roflmao69
What do you call the little Spanish fella that lives in your toilet?

Señor Bumhole!
+5
Reanim4tednerd
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.

God says "that's not funny"

The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
+5
kpdg13
Did you hear about the award winning scarecrow….
He was outstanding in his field!
+1
Mamadadah18
Haha kpdg
+4
Johnnyh2
My wife woke up with a huge smile on her face this morning.
I love felt tips!
+4
banksy1922
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
+4
Fungal-Cate
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…


Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
+4
Fungal-Cate
The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”

That really….spoke volumes.
+4
Johnnyh2
I keep randomly shouting out 'broccoli' and 'cauliflower'
I think I might have florets!
+4
Johnnyh2
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of some knickers!
+4
Johnnyh2
My wife claims I’m the cheapest person she’s ever met….
I’m not buying it.
+4
moisty12345
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.

While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.

The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.

As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.

The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.

After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."



He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.

Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."



Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"



Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
+4
BigD9328
Have you heard about the dyslexic pimp? He accidentally bought a warehouse
+4
wraith777
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
+4
Johnnyh2
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
+4
Dave1970
2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
+7
Dave1970
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
+3
Flyingscotsman
Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " 😊
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
+3
Dave1970
I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
+3
Dave1970
2 flies sitting eating shit 1 farts the other replys do u mind im eating
+4
FunkyDude117
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?

A block of flaps.
+7
Mr Geeseeks
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?



Cul-de-sack
+1
Mamadadah18
Hehehe fuckin good one geeseeks
+4
FunkyDude117
How can you tell a prostitute isn't wearing panties?

Dandruff at her feet.
+4
Reanim4tednerd
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.

The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".

He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"

The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".

He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.

The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
+3
Nickyblaze247
Any idea on when everyone finds out I'm the funniest? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
+3
Johnnyh2
My wife and I met on a website for dolphin impersonators.
We clicked straight away 😀
+3
Johnnyh2
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year
+3
Johnnyh2
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's 😩
+3
banksy1922
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
+3
TokezSmokeum710
Royal mail.
+3
Dave1970
2 flies are sitting eating shit
1 farts and the other says
Do you mind im eating .
😂
+3
Brennan_420
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

See you same time next month!
+3
Johnnyh2
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm…
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
+3
Johnnyh2
Why did the pony need a drink of water?
Cos he was a little horse
+3
Nickyblaze247
Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because was 7 was a registered 6 offender!
+4
metoo22
Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the G had.
+3
JebusChris6
Donald Trump
+3
Biscuits901
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?

........Society !

I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
+3
Biscuits901
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :

"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
+3
Biscuits901
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss 😊

What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
+2
Keep It Green
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.

Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
+2
Reanim4tednerd
What's the difference between toilet roll and the curtains?


Ah, so it was you!
+2
Reanim4tednerd
Did anyone win this in the end?
+3
Keep It Green
Today Saturday 9th
+2
Biscuits901
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?

....Heinze!

Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
+1
Bajoe
Where/when was this announced? ✌🏻
+2
Nickyblaze247
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious 🤣🤣 na I'm kidding no idea bud
+5
Keep It Green
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
+2
Johnnyh2
Glad to hear the Mrs is coming home KIG mate hope she’s all good
+2
Nickyblaze247
Hope mrs all good bud 💚
+2
Johnnyh2
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
+2
Johnnyh2
Where do hamburgers and hot dogs go dancing?
A meatball
+1
Suckyourgill
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
+1
Wreckronomic
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...

"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"

I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said

"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
+1
Wreckronomic
3 guys having a beer.

1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.

2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".

3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.

The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.

1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"

2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"

3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
+1
Reanim4tednerd
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.

After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.

She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”

To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
+4
Turbulent.Architect
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
+9
Reanim4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
+3
Emz2460
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and that’s all that matters
+1
Keep It Green
Again very true Emz

Always a pleasure to have you here hun
+3
Mamadadah18
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
+1
Keep It Green
True mate
+1
Turbulent.Architect
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose 😅
+7
Tommy Coopers Fez
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
+6
Keep It Green
True but it's a JOKE
+14
B0W13
There is a fine line between good and bad taste...

Its called the Perineum
+4
Mamadadah18
Take a BOW BOW13
+2
Emz2460
Omg

Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.

Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass

It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate


We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !

Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !

If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?

It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve

Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.

The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13

Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
+2
Keep It Green
It had me too, to be fair.

The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
+3
Mamadadah18
A neuro psyc evaluation that's so funny lmao legend man
+4
Keep It Green
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.

Im just guessing though
+1
Reanim4tednerd
How do you know these things??? 😂
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Johnnyh2
by  Johnnyh2
Big ty KIG
Why??
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Freshface
by  Freshface
Beautiful buds
Spritz and Mimosa Evo
Weekend blackout
Pipeline
Friday
Bubble hash run
Richard Branson's words on the "War on drug's"
Hash/Rosin Giveaways
Two Failed parcels!!
Any day now
Long term break
Gone to whack $$?
sykers01
by  sykers01
Review - Watermelon Zkittles
Time off
sykers01
by  sykers01
Review - Orangina strain
Redcowie81
Rosin vape
Weekend promo
benjiwby
by  benjiwby
LSD FLOWER/ROSIN REVIEW
Shall I do another??
2 New Strains
My name is Polly….I am a strain junkie. ☺️
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EasyMe33
by  EasyMe33
Amazing.
CRIMBO COMPO
New Listing
Ninja7227
by  Ninja7227
Northern Lights AA* Standard
Buy 1 get 1 half price
Refund help needed
Christmas break up
Fresh BUBBLE HASH
24 HOUR FREEBIES
Northern Lights
Cracking Grows From K.I.G 👌🔥
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Royal mail "Red card"
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100TH Customer Prize
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
WAKE AND BAKE
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Posting to customers by hand!?!
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Strike day delivery's?!?
Rosin
NEW STRAIN ADDED
spritz sample
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AMAZING PRICE DROP
Keep it green
Djevo35
by  Djevo35
Keep it green
Cakes
by  Cakes
Keep it Green. in Z air
Emz2460
by  Emz2460
KiG Keep it Green Spritz Sample
Zigbull!
by  Zigbull!
Spritz sample
bevbevan1
by  bevbevan1
Keep it green sample
New Vendor
141 posts by Keep It Green
Bark
started topic
RED RED WINE
By Perfect tree?? Cali??
What's going in your Christmas stash?
Umami is the savory taste Rux + 2 more
Making a Move. 🤔
Sounds nice bro
How you Discovered LB??
My mate Tommo Was purchasing for few months before I decided to list myself
Legit RSO here?
I'll have another batch knocked up by start of next week mate
Vapes
started topic
I need a new series to watch
Clarkson's Farm is a good watch
Making BHO at home
So true 100%
Sale Over
Really impressed PinkLeaf You have made lots of Biggas very happy this weekend. The quality of the Diamonds looks spectacular. I need to educate my… + 4 more
How2 roll an inside out joint.
I could never get my backstrap joints to be tight enough, always a little saggy. Still very smokable but around the roach would sag and bend
BigRoo
on  BigRoo
RSO is the way to go
Get some empty capsules mate. Lots of different sizes, tiny to 1.2ml
KIG promos
Do it man. Funny film + 3 more
RSO for lung cancer
What are you wanting to achieve with the oil mate? Better sleep and appetite or the healing properties of the oil?? Or both?? I can't vouch for the oi…
Are DMT Entities Demonic?
I've only ever met positive, playful and cheeky Entities that are so happy I came to meet them + 3 more
Bubble hashhhh 😍
With the bubble either just use the 220 work bag and a 25 micron to catch everything or have at least 4 bags. 220,120,73,25 120is ok on its own but 90…
New listing
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CUTHBERT
on  CUTHBERT
Keep it Green - bubble hash smoke report.
Thats Perfect. Much appreciated
3rd attempt Growing advice
Tell us more....... Grow space size? How many plants? House/flat?? Too many question start with good cuttings
Tallman74
on  Tallman74
Banana Punch
started topic + 3 more
Northern Lights, day 1!
All plants will grow in the uk during the right time of the year. Gorilla grows using autos can do 2 crops a season, 3 if they are under cover and ge… + 2 more
kempy
on  kempy
Whats on offer today people? (Being cheeky)
If its any help I'm more than likely doing a 30% discount week to clear some stock Cheers
Could you explain more?
So true
shake
I will have a Popcorn listing up shortly mate. Its not the cheapest on site but it sure is the best quality. Lower down, undesirable looking buds
Peoples Favourite Hash?
Bubble is the way to go, in my opinion + 3 more
RSO Options
Day or 2 ill have a listing. Multi strain mix from all my past strains. Rick Simpson himself would be proud
Essemcee
on  Essemcee
Which hash should I get next?
To be more than fair you could never go wrong with Eddy's amazing hash lineup. So I feel abit amateurish suggesting my bubble hash. But there you go
[music]
on  [music]
Orange Evening
I think that would take you to another dimension somewhere mate + 3 more
OddBall1
on  OddBall1
What’s the tastiest strain you’ve found on LB
Im smoking a fat Evo joint as i write this but i don't think any of these dudes have brought my buds BeerBelly. I dont get any wall action
Cutting taken in flower?
Many heads on that wee girl What are you going to do with her now??
New listing
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Butterbean
Rosin/concentrates
No probs at all man. I'm sure the Rosin would be great as the terps I've knocked up lately have been pretty flavourful May knock few bits up to try … + 2 more
token1187
on  token1187
Live Rosin vape carts/pens
I have 40 new Ccell disposable 100% Rosin pens That's the inside in the photo. They say they are made for 0.5 but I can get a full gram pretty much.…
Odin
on  Odin
Triple Layered Decarb Something New
Makes me hungry for some reason
Fantastic stuff
You can mate. I have lol + 3 more
K3v#2
on  K3v#2
Sending bitcoin
Your a good egg MightyRux. It's not helping me personally but the info and guidance you have provided here will surely help many folk in the same sit…
RADAR BREEDER
The site does almost work against you in my opinion. Got barred on messages for sod all the other day. Your a veteran RB, we small fry come and go b… + 2 more
Shaq
on  Shaq
Who has the most terpy weed atm?
Hands down my Evo/Orangina are orange terp heaven Fresh fresh with 62% Bovida packs makes it so Blue Gelato #41 and Watermelon zkittles up shortly
BigRoo
on  BigRoo
Where's the best orange bud?
For me it's too tight to call Orangina is a sweet orange and Evo more citrus dank orange but thats all my opinion. Get one of each and compare, bit … + 4 more
Who posts on Saturday?
I can mate
DMT extraction /How to make DMT carts
I've always been taught 1 gram of freebass to 1ml of juice. Comes out around 1.35ml that's a 1.1 ratio Strongest I've had have always been this ratio… + 6 more
Guaranteed NDD
You can add me to this list also.
Check out the trichomes on these baby’s 🔥
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Emz2
on  Emz2
Hello littlebiggy I’m emz 👋🏻
Well hello Emz
minimum viable grow?
Good and large auto, Dutch passion,auto Mazar + 2 more
To abort or not to abort...
To me the little aborts are stronger. I'd say the mushroom starts with all the goodness and grows. I'm no professional though
Zuki pics
Wowzers
Best Weed in OZ's. Whats Your Favourite Recommendations? 💚
Check my menu mate. Guarantee you'll find something that floats your boat. Orange explosion- Mimosa Evo Savory beef - Spritz Better than any so call…
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Barely High
I've been a hard smoker for 20+ years. 0 tobacco for about a year now. I've been growing for 15 and what I find is strain rotation. I've always grown …
Griff420
on  Griff420
What kind of mold is this?
The kind you don't want to be smoking. Budrot. Too much humidity during flower or drying/curing process. + 5 more
Looking for Mimosa
I found the early Barney's farm seeds where very hit and miss. Even upto a few years back in late veg I would have some sort of nutrient lock out. I… + 3 more
ipx900
on  ipx900
alternative shipping methods
Hello mate Not sure when you posted this but I think most people would send it to where ever you write down when you order. Maybe some exceptions wit…
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What’s this in my bud?
1st thing from the 1st photo I thought was hermie flowers. But then it does look like chippings too + 2 more
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The importance of a scope
I agree. I use a decent hand held scope to check my trichomes at the end of flower, the right amount of orange trich heads then chop chop + 3 more
nice grinder... worth it?
I've had a top end, plastic yellow cheap grinder for about 15 years. Brought few others over the years but always gone back to my yellow old lady She…
pinned
250th REVIEW GIVEAWAY
I'd guess the 7th minute and would be Newcastle but Liverpool for the win 2-0
UKCSCCEO
on  UKCSCCEO
UKCSC
Looking forward to this
TheDazzler
Gamble on shake or sure bet with bud.
SHAKE is a very open term i think. What about lower "popcorn" buds?? Still has aload of crystals and is bud just not dense forned nugs. My…
FILMS to watch Stoned.
What about Children of men??
hisam2k
on  hisam2k
Bonafide vapes vs flower. What is better?
Flower is number1 Carts are super strong but a different high altogether I think. Carts kill your tolerance but a pure joint still kicks me about. …
cuttings could help a lot
Private message me buddy
Ninja7227
on  Ninja7227
Who all does special NDD?
I offer NND guaranteed by 1pm mate :)
Good quality shake
Alrite mate. I can be beaten on price but nothing on here stands up to my quality. Just popcorn buds and I'm sending out Purple Lsd 💜 at the minute
how much weed do you smoke every day?
I smoke about 8-14grams as i dont smoke tobacco. 8gs on an average work day and vape while at work when I can. Really miss joints with tobacco + 5 more
Vendors with Same Day Dispatch
I can easy get an order out for you Saturday + 2 more
TheDazzler
Keep it Green Red Red Wine! No smoke report just filthy weed porn (19/01/2023)
Nice strain ay Had 2 plants, slightly different pheno's on each. Cheers for the porn shots
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Growers Advice. LED's?
Good advice Druids. I had a sf4000 and 2 sf100s on the ends few years back. Mars hydro before that + 2 more
mashy111
on  mashy111
Shake
I do mate. I do 20 grams, 10 grams shake and 10 grams popcorn buds. It's very good. Pretty much every vendor has a listing for it
3 Days and no dispatch
Every order of mine is out the door within 24 hours.(excluding sundays)Mostly out the same day if it lands right with my day job. Spread your wings a…
skunk76
on  skunk76
Anyone posting special delivery tomorrow, Saturday 10thdec?
I can ship out for you on Saturday mate if you need + 2 more
Jayboy
on  Jayboy
" Who's your Go To Vendor For Xmas Stash!!! "
If any1 asks and loads do, I sort out equal amounts of all the strains I have knocking about for a single purchase on 1 of my listing. Seems to what … + 2 more
Apex dankberry report
That looks banging. Good report and well done Druids
RM Strikes 24th - 26th
Let's hope this doesn't drag on to next year. Let's also hope the posties get what they deserve(pay wise) On the flip side, we have got this far
Edibles
I'm looking to make some edibles for my page. Some input as to what people are wanting please? Cookies? Brownies? Gummy or thc juice(not lean) I h… + 2 more
BBDoom
on  BBDoom
Germany to legalize cannabis use for recreational purposes
Happy days. German weed would be hench
Fine work!!
started topic
ZoonLess
on  ZoonLess
Best shake to buy?
My take is shake is the bottom dusty bits left in all the big bags of green. Trim is sugar leafs, trimmed off the buds. And pop corn is the lower buds… + 5 more
skunk76
on  skunk76
Anyone sending today (Saturday) by special delivery guaranteed?
No thank you mate. Taking your order out now. KiG + 2 more
bowleszy1
on  bowleszy1
Flavours
You haven't checked my "Baked in Paris". It's not so fruity but the taste is bang on point with the take you to bed stone
Keep It Green (The Rosin Queen)
Super glad you approve 👌
Clones
I could do you some cuttings Inkfreak. Private message me if you still need
Strains for the future
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Amnesia Haze
Hiya, I have some well priced Strawberry Amnesia, just up on my page. KiG
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