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Sherbanger
9.9/10
Since my call out 3 days ago not one vendor has taken up the challenge.
Dopey the dildo . Say no more .
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Sherbanger
9.9/10
Since my call out 3 days ago not one vendor has taken up the challenge.
Quality and price challenge ti any UK flower.
Let's do it!!!
Let's do it!!!
Your other topic on this was just you saying how fucked up it is that other vendors are "overcharging everyone for mids" while you have the best weed and prices? that's probably why nobody took up the "challenge"
what do you intend to achieve by doing this "challenge"? other than the daily desperate attempt at bringing attention to your page!
a crop or strain could win cups and awards but there will still be many people who don't like it or it doesn't work for them, that's entirely the point of having such vast choice on here and why there's no such thing as "the best weed"
what do you intend to achieve by doing this "challenge"? other than the daily desperate attempt at bringing attention to your page!
a crop or strain could win cups and awards but there will still be many people who don't like it or it doesn't work for them, that's entirely the point of having such vast choice on here and why there's no such thing as "the best weed"
Just my 2 cents, but this post was marketing gold to Apex 😂
Me “whys the guy known for skunk bars / pucks calling out high end green”
As such I took a punt and my first purchase from Dopey.
Not too many spoilers as I’ll write 1 or more up today (got a bit of THC bud too)….
But imo, from just toking the London G it’s punching above its price point for sure!!!!
Also in general if done impartially and fair, I’ve always thought this would be a great bit of fun, can generate exposure and get the community chatting (nicely and drama free) well one can hope 😂
Me “whys the guy known for skunk bars / pucks calling out high end green”
As such I took a punt and my first purchase from Dopey.
Not too many spoilers as I’ll write 1 or more up today (got a bit of THC bud too)….
But imo, from just toking the London G it’s punching above its price point for sure!!!!
Also in general if done impartially and fair, I’ve always thought this would be a great bit of fun, can generate exposure and get the community chatting (nicely and drama free) well one can hope 😂
Oh careful Apex, can't go praising Dopey product in public, I got dogs abuse for praising the Perm x Chimera lol
You know I try stay clear of drama, let the weed speak for itself and write it up as such 🤣
I wrote up London g not sure if visible as never see my posts anymore 🤦
I wrote up London g not sure if visible as never see my posts anymore 🤦
Yes i saw the smoke report from Apexskunk really nice of him to write such an indepth report.
Strange that it has disappeared on the wall as it was only posted yesterday.
I have added above if anyone would like to read.
Strange that it has disappeared on the wall as it was only posted yesterday.
I have added above if anyone would like to read.
Nothing wrong with a friendly rivalry competition? Better than the batshittery of the last few weeks, right? Might even give smaller vendors a look-in if they got involved. Would only cost the vendors postage and cost for 1g, if the judges are fair and impartial, could be really good :)
Whoever those judges are though, will be lucky fuckers, but better get their reviewing fingers ready to type :D
Whoever those judges are though, will be lucky fuckers, but better get their reviewing fingers ready to type :D
Twisting the narrative again hardly a surprise from your type.
No mention of overcharging for mids just saying basically that we have some of the best UK grown topshelf and that we are charging mid prices.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT THAT I AM RIGHT 🤣
orginal post added
No mention of overcharging for mids just saying basically that we have some of the best UK grown topshelf and that we are charging mid prices.
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ADMIT THAT I AM RIGHT 🤣
orginal post added
You said it's fucked up that other vendors charge more and get better scores....... that is literally your own words, it wouldn't be the first or even the 10th time you've called out other vendors and you wonder why they won't get involved....
how hard is it for you to understand that good weed gets good ratings and it's a simple as that, it doesn't need to be a competition
how hard is it for you to understand that good weed gets good ratings and it's a simple as that, it doesn't need to be a competition
I’d love if mate, if there was like a bud version of OG battles the car YouTube I watch 😂
Would be interesting, shame the same old cunts are at it again, frogchampz and dreamcatcher. Army of their alts incoming soon.
Maybe should be UK/EU, to allow the EU vendors a chance. No American rubbish though imo.
Gonna say it now though, British Bulldog has got this in the bag
Gonna say it now though, British Bulldog has got this in the bag
See, this will be fun :D Riley does have some banging stuff, but KIGs Mimosa EVO is still my #1 of all time terp wise, that I've had
And your Gelonade sugar for Concs
And your Gelonade sugar for Concs
This could be such a cool idea, I reckon the community should pick 3 Biggas, and the top 2 named would be the judges?
Budzinho
Apexskunk
MightyRux
Budzinho
Apexskunk
MightyRux
Appreciate the mention Jeb but I switched to carts only recently.
I wouldn't take part in this anyway because it probably falls under the 'no incentivized posts' rule which would be a sure way to get shadowbanned here.
I wouldn't take part in this anyway because it probably falls under the 'no incentivized posts' rule which would be a sure way to get shadowbanned here.
Canadian Imports for distillate carts, love the terps they use and hopefully they are to stock some LR ones soon too.
Dr. Distillate is my go to for 50/50 carts and edibles occasionally.
I only tried the Mimosa but Vape Boutique is worth a mention, not active at the moment though I don't think.
Dr. Distillate is my go to for 50/50 carts and edibles occasionally.
I only tried the Mimosa but Vape Boutique is worth a mention, not active at the moment though I don't think.
Do you think the folks that run LB would allow it for a comp to take place or is it non negotiable?
Crikey. Thanks for the mention. It'd be a big responsibility. I guess if it fell to me I'd do my best to be fair. Probably test over a couple of days as the first smoke of the day would have an advantage. We all like that one. But ultimately it'd probably come down to my personal preferences. Like someone could send a decent orange bud and I might prefer that to a nugget that'd be perfection for someone else. Maybe we need a panel of people like on a talent show to get a balanced view. Oooh - would we get a buzzer?
I was contemplating Caeba, was gonna put Polly puff, but don't think you get on with them :D MightyRux is a solid fella on here, but yeah, impartiality isn't easy for us to decide, hence picking multiple options.
Oy! To know me is to love me!😍
But nah, these things never get off the ground. LB hates free stuff for reviews so the posts don’t stick- it’s why Skunky’s reviews don’t linger anymore- he never fucking pays for anything!😝😂
But nah, these things never get off the ground. LB hates free stuff for reviews so the posts don’t stick- it’s why Skunky’s reviews don’t linger anymore- he never fucking pays for anything!😝😂
'The desire to be a politician (in this case reviewer/judge) should bar you for life from ever becoming one'
- Billy Connolly
- Billy Connolly
Hiya guys, I've got well over 80 buys on here since March '24. LB has completely changed my life. I have no connections in any way to any of the vendors... just order my shit and review fairly. Been toking for 27 years daily also so reckon I'd be a good judge:-)
id happily put my name in hat not bought off either close to 100 buys 30 years experience on cv 🤣 - qualified longstand engineer and experience of tarten paint
Got some sherbanger from dopey last week, sadly its old stock as its gone brown in the last few days and now unsmokeable. Stored in a jar with bovida too, disappointing.
You are a funny guy stewie11 please review to show the biggaz.
Typical far lefty behaviour lies, lies, lies 😂
My only wish for 2025 is that we drain the swamp of these radical wokeys, they need to be put back in there place for the good of humanity all they bring is misery for the masses the small group of freaks that emit loud noise and cause trouble wherever they and there ideology trample selfish pig ignorant thugs 🙏
FIGHT, FIGHT FIGHT ✊
Typical far lefty behaviour lies, lies, lies 😂
My only wish for 2025 is that we drain the swamp of these radical wokeys, they need to be put back in there place for the good of humanity all they bring is misery for the masses the small group of freaks that emit loud noise and cause trouble wherever they and there ideology trample selfish pig ignorant thugs 🙏
FIGHT, FIGHT FIGHT ✊
Boreoff u fool 🖕
Only libtards like u could agree with a lying scum bag that has not been on my books.
What protests are u on this weekend??
U inbred backer, go mask up and ransake some poor OAP in churches with your T chat group of radical freaks!!
How many alts are your devious lot really behind??
OBSESSED to be getting up at 8am to start setting up new alts to downvote. I must be doing cartwheels in your little toxic pea brains.
What a life!!
Cowardly bullying by masked up freaks need to be put back in there fucking place in 25.
Only libtards like u could agree with a lying scum bag that has not been on my books.
What protests are u on this weekend??
U inbred backer, go mask up and ransake some poor OAP in churches with your T chat group of radical freaks!!
How many alts are your devious lot really behind??
OBSESSED to be getting up at 8am to start setting up new alts to downvote. I must be doing cartwheels in your little toxic pea brains.
What a life!!
Cowardly bullying by masked up freaks need to be put back in there fucking place in 25.
Review will be up this evening. I got some of your london g and that was much better than the sherbanger. Full detailed review, with high quality photos coming this evening.
Usually I wouldnt bother, but your comments have gave me the motivation to show the world what I received from you.
Lets hope 2025 up's the standards around here.
Usually I wouldnt bother, but your comments have gave me the motivation to show the world what I received from you.
Lets hope 2025 up's the standards around here.
Im at work right now mate. Review will be up this evening as stated. Its brown and unsmokeable but let the biggas decide tonight :)
Huge ego on you lad hahahah
Huge ego on you lad hahahah
just rechecked u have not brought from your account that u are talking on Sherbanger as its only been listed for 5 days unless u are buying from other accounts.
You posted your first post yesterday at around 11pm since then you have not even scored it and now you are trying to stir it up with your commie mates
While everyone else is tucked up with there missus u and your little weirdo group are bashing your helmets drooling over my posts on biggy at midnight or at 6am ffs get a life u weirdos!!
You posted your first post yesterday at around 11pm since then you have not even scored it and now you are trying to stir it up with your commie mates
While everyone else is tucked up with there missus u and your little weirdo group are bashing your helmets drooling over my posts on biggy at midnight or at 6am ffs get a life u weirdos!!
Lmfao if thats how you treat genuine customers no wonder u get treated like a cunt on here . I will never buy from u again but i guess i must be another vendor too . What a bellend . 🥒
the customer??
what customer??
a fictious one that has not brought Sherbanger is that the one ??
The one that is making up lies??
the one who started on this post by stating untruths??
what that customer???
the customer that has not messaged about this so called order over a week ago when this was not even listed and hasn't even scored it yet????
what that customer???
Make sure u get your BACON snarnies ready for your demos this weekend u septic fool!
what customer??
a fictious one that has not brought Sherbanger is that the one ??
The one that is making up lies??
the one who started on this post by stating untruths??
what that customer???
the customer that has not messaged about this so called order over a week ago when this was not even listed and hasn't even scored it yet????
what that customer???
Make sure u get your BACON snarnies ready for your demos this weekend u septic fool!
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+26.2 votes
New vendor coming !!!
If you could source a dictionary that would be amazing 🤣
Welcome . Look forward to seeing you're reviews 👍🏼
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New vendor coming !!!
Hello there biggers I am pleased to announce that I am going to became a vendor on this site keep ure eyes peeled for are menu coming this week if there is any thing u would like me to souse for use let me know the will also be giveaways and freebie’s so stay tuned
If you could source a dictionary that would be amazing 🤣
Welcome . Look forward to seeing you're reviews 👍🏼
Welcome . Look forward to seeing you're reviews 👍🏼
Rushed new account can't bother to type correctly. Wouldn't trust you get my order right either.
Place your bets whose alt account this is.
Place your bets whose alt account this is.
He’ll be along in a minute to inform us of how we are but mere kittens in the face of his Alpha genius 😂
Literally just thinking this. Would they spell my address right? Just chuck whatever text you are about to post into ChatGPT. It’s really not rocket surger’y
Thank yous for notifying me over the spelling mistake I had my dictionary in hand today 🤣🤣🤣
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+20 votes
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
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*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
Sorry everyone!!
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
Why did the tiger get lost?
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
What did the nought say to the eight?
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
through the roof.
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
That really….spoke volumes.
That really….spoke volumes.
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " 😊
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?
A block of flaps.
A block of flaps.
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?
Cul-de-sack
Cul-de-sack
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's 😩
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm…
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss 😊
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious 🤣🤣 na I'm kidding no idea bud
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and that’s all that matters
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose 😅
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
Omg
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
It had me too, to be fair.
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.
Im just guessing though
Im just guessing though
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
3 guys having a beer.
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
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LadyLouise
Still a new Bigga
Nope deffo not . Im nearly 2 years in and i still get twitchy amd watch the time for his arrival . Just incase i miss him u understand . Not that i…
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LadyLouise
Still a new Bigga
Who is still so new to using biggy they do a little dance when the product is in their hands?
Makes me love my moron of a postman too.
I thought I had to travel to the states or Amsterdam to try D9, Vapes, Edibles and stuff like that!
I’ve really only hated my purchases like 3 times and my local guy used to disappoint me twice a week.
Shout out to RealD for the best shake on the planet. DiamondExtracts for great deals on D9. THEGREENTEAM for both one gram flavour deals and tasty vapes.
JustWeed for the fastest delivery I’ve had.
& maybe Nfused, I had the nicest flavour vape I’ve ever tried but one of the two just didn’t work properly and I’ve just never been back. But the gelato 33 was incredible.
I love this place 💚
Makes me love my moron of a postman too.
I thought I had to travel to the states or Amsterdam to try D9, Vapes, Edibles and stuff like that!
I’ve really only hated my purchases like 3 times and my local guy used to disappoint me twice a week.
Shout out to RealD for the best shake on the planet. DiamondExtracts for great deals on D9. THEGREENTEAM for both one gram flavour deals and tasty vapes.
JustWeed for the fastest delivery I’ve had.
& maybe Nfused, I had the nicest flavour vape I’ve ever tried but one of the two just didn’t work properly and I’ve just never been back. But the gelato 33 was incredible.
I love this place 💚
Nope deffo not . Im nearly 2 years in and i still get twitchy amd watch the time for his arrival . Just incase i miss him u understand . Not that im a hash head or nothing 😂
Same, I still get excited when I hear the post pixie rocking up, I think maybe it's because we know soon we will be enjoying the contents as much as anything.
My postman is a fuckin geezer . To the point where I’ve actually trusted him to sign for my signed for deliveries if I’m not going to be in. He even takes my bins in for me if I’m out at work proper going that extra step. As BB said, just a £20 at Christmas time or Easter or something doesn’t half make his day/week/month but also reminds me that he’s keeping me sane by handing me these parcels!
I made friends with my old postie so he'd sign stuff when I wasn't home and post it anyway. I'm working on my new guy now.
If you leave a note saying to post anything that fits, that gives them something to photograph for the delivery.
Remember to tip that 'moron' at Christmas time.
Mine gets a score every Christmas.
This year i may get him gloves too.
Mine gets a score every Christmas.
This year i may get him gloves too.
I’ve know him for 15 years, he’s probably suspicious at how nice I have been since April 😅 he will most definitely be in for a score this year, the two of my regular ones! He’d be up for a blowjob if he was a little earlier in the day for my by 1pm’s 😂
Some good recommendations there. Did you contact NFUSED, he might've sent you out another vape. All your local vendors will be hand delivering before 1PM now!
Was the first time I negative reviewed anybody and he inboxed me because I changed my review from a 10 to a 4. Might have crapped my pants and told him I was afraid of accepting anything as goodwill and changed it back to a 10 and deleted my review.
I wouldn't have thought it would've been any bother for him to send out another vape, most vendors would rather keep their customers happy.
I can find you the transcript if you really want it but, I just felt like I wouldn’t trust it after that situation. The one that worked made me love vapes. But I don’t want to die because I left a bad review 😂
It's always very exciting. Ordering loads can feel like Christmas. Postie is sound, fortunately. It's sort of waring off for me after over 18 months of being on here. Almost.
Newbie here myself, think I'll be here to stay that's for sure. I usually get for me and my dad from a postal vendor and it's nice to see that they are in here as well! Oh my days I'm actually drooling at the hash selection.
Really don’t think I’ll ever visit a street dealer or whatever again, turned into one myself making chocolates! 😂🤣 my dad has Parkinson’s and I’ve been making him 50mg chocolates from D9
Couldnt agree more with the dealer comment , my dealer must think ive emigrated . 😂 and on the postie man subject , our postie is top notch , as he signs parcels for me that come needing a siggy (tut tut vendors). And dont look ya average postie having tattoos up his chops . But what a legend of a bloke . Big up postie , never judge a book by its cover 🏆
The immediate inner smile when I see them is pure xtc.
Got my first REALD skittles shake on its way.. looking forward👀.
( Shout to my man Brent-🤝🏻)
Got my first REALD skittles shake on its way.. looking forward👀.
( Shout to my man Brent-🤝🏻)
Really is up there as my favourite Product/Vendor. Excited to order some D9 this week too to make Christmas Chocolates 😋
My Postie has a special beep for me when he's outside my gates now, it's been burned into my brain. Now it's like a dog whistle and I come running like a lab. And I agree, has made me closer to my Postie lmao.
Yup , still love to hear that rattle of the letterbox when I'm waiting, street dealers are for emergency situations only
Haven't had the buzz of postie's recently ....Ma mate handles for them....he WFH and he says he clock watches from his work room and he gets twitchy if the postie misses him for the day...when he is expecting 😂😂😂....
We once had a large order put in from Thais ...mine got seized and the fucker ...packed all his weed and transported it to his brother's Uni dorm room overnight from London to coventry ..(Apparently in Uni halls the police need to give 24hr notice to raid).😂😂😂😂....The Guy is a Legend for that
We once had a large order put in from Thais ...mine got seized and the fucker ...packed all his weed and transported it to his brother's Uni dorm room overnight from London to coventry ..(Apparently in Uni halls the police need to give 24hr notice to raid).😂😂😂😂....The Guy is a Legend for that
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Important Announcement - Old/New Management
Im not gonna be negative . I think fair play for being honest i used to use you guys all the time till it went to shit . Im not gonna just jump shi…
Important Announcement - Old/New Management
(Date: 19/10/2024 - 22:30)
Hey biggaz its been a whileeee!
Some of my loyal customers may know that we changed management last year and ever since then everything has been a absolute sh*t show. Literally threw the accounts whole rep down the drain...
The account was given away due to personal stuff in my life... Let's just say your boy got a wife now 😂
Well old management is back and FML I have a lot to sort out 😭 I already know you biggaz are gonna crush me in the comments haha but im going to take it all on the chin. It's time to build up our rep and make it good again.
Firstly, we will spend the rest of the weekend and Monday replying to all comments and sorting out any disputes, The idiot who was managing before literally never opened he chat section so there's over 600 messages 😭😭😭 I cant physically go through every message so please message me from today and I'll get back to everyone, also if you didn't used to message before, feel free to message now because I will not leave a single message unread once I start replying.
Last thing, I've seen what was sold as an excuse for shake last time and it was not acceptable. I'm REALLY surprised there was still 10/10 reviews being given out 😭 that stuff was shocking and all listings will be updated by the end of the night. The new shake is a LOT better, also will be getting really nice hash soon and whatever else you guys want. To show my appreciation, EVERY order from now until 100 orders will be receiving 1g of free homemade static, every order will also be topped up by AT LEAST 1g when it comes to shake and bud.
Thanks guys and I look forward to hearing from you all again its been so long. I really am not looking forward to the negative comments but ahh! 😫 It is what it is man go for it and let it all out below !
Hey biggaz its been a whileeee!
Some of my loyal customers may know that we changed management last year and ever since then everything has been a absolute sh*t show. Literally threw the accounts whole rep down the drain...
The account was given away due to personal stuff in my life... Let's just say your boy got a wife now 😂
Well old management is back and FML I have a lot to sort out 😭 I already know you biggaz are gonna crush me in the comments haha but im going to take it all on the chin. It's time to build up our rep and make it good again.
Firstly, we will spend the rest of the weekend and Monday replying to all comments and sorting out any disputes, The idiot who was managing before literally never opened he chat section so there's over 600 messages 😭😭😭 I cant physically go through every message so please message me from today and I'll get back to everyone, also if you didn't used to message before, feel free to message now because I will not leave a single message unread once I start replying.
Last thing, I've seen what was sold as an excuse for shake last time and it was not acceptable. I'm REALLY surprised there was still 10/10 reviews being given out 😭 that stuff was shocking and all listings will be updated by the end of the night. The new shake is a LOT better, also will be getting really nice hash soon and whatever else you guys want. To show my appreciation, EVERY order from now until 100 orders will be receiving 1g of free homemade static, every order will also be topped up by AT LEAST 1g when it comes to shake and bud.
Thanks guys and I look forward to hearing from you all again its been so long. I really am not looking forward to the negative comments but ahh! 😫 It is what it is man go for it and let it all out below !
Props for coming out and saying it rather then just rebranding and coming back as someone else, that happens far too often around here!
To be fair I have been ordering from Strainsburys for a looong time now & other than thew odd quality issue everything I ordered arrived when it was supposed to and was (with a couple of exceptions) decent. The last batch I ordered 24/9 definitely wasn't great though.
Admitting that things went wrong and sorting it out publicly is a lot better than the whole "rebrand and move on" thing that certain vendors have done several times on here.
Good luck going forward and, assuming things stay on track I would have no issues ordering from you again.
To be fair I have been ordering from Strainsburys for a looong time now & other than thew odd quality issue everything I ordered arrived when it was supposed to and was (with a couple of exceptions) decent. The last batch I ordered 24/9 definitely wasn't great though.
Admitting that things went wrong and sorting it out publicly is a lot better than the whole "rebrand and move on" thing that certain vendors have done several times on here.
Good luck going forward and, assuming things stay on track I would have no issues ordering from you again.
I agree 100% , I was not looking forward to coming back to a pretty much “ruined” account but at the same time I genuinely have made so many good friends when I was running the account and I do think I can change it back to how it used to be :)
Im not gonna be negative . I think fair play for being honest i used to use you guys all the time till it went to shit . Im not gonna just jump ship and come back but i will keep an eye out over the next few weeks to see how it goes . Good luck and if it is you its nice to see u back and taking responcibility . FS/DAVE 🤘
Thank u man! I hope you’ve been good bro I remember you being a very regular customer! And I completely understand bro 💚
What about people that placed orders and lost out on money and time due to this. ie paying bitcoin fees for an order that was never sent. I paid nearly 9 pounds in fees and wasted 2 weeks trying to get my money back.
Half Oz of shake. I still have 2 unread messages by you. Basically me asking were my order is. This wad my first time ordering from strainsburys.
WOW! Seller has offered to send me an Ounce of shake to make up for the mess on my first order. I was willing to pay and he insisted it would be free. Cant complain then. Great Service! ;)
Cheers dude!
Cheers dude!
WOW! seller delivered on his promise. and resent me an entire ounce of shake and a few free grams of hash. Cant beat that. The shake is top full of buds and popcorn and coted in sugar. Would definitely use strainsburys again in the near future. Thanks again!!
Knew something was up.
Used OG strainsburys when new and it was banging so prob wrote you up. Then all I read was issues posts 😢
Only thing I’m not keen on here is the fact that it seems vendors can change hands. I’m sure more have that I’m unaware of as keep out the drama.
Hope you turn it around mate
Used OG strainsburys when new and it was banging so prob wrote you up. Then all I read was issues posts 😢
Only thing I’m not keen on here is the fact that it seems vendors can change hands. I’m sure more have that I’m unaware of as keep out the drama.
Hope you turn it around mate
Fair play for this mate, you used to be a cracking vendor and I used to use you a lot going back to the captain kush days! Stop using you around February time because service had got to bad so it’s great to see you back! Did receive a fixed penalty notice for £200 2 weeks ago because of the old management fly tipping all there leftover stuff including a package addressed to me from February? Still great to see OG strainsburys back! Will the tubes be making a return too? 💚
Hey man! Captain Kush days!! hahaha Good times man :)
Bro thats crazy what!! How did you manage to get a fixed penalty?? From who?
And bro they might make a comeback ;) Very likely!
Bro thats crazy what!! How did you manage to get a fixed penalty?? From who?
And bro they might make a comeback ;) Very likely!
Had some decent Cali exotics from you mid last year mate, if I'm remembering correctly. Great products and service, back then. It's been sad seeing the recent decline and mounting complaints. Good luck turning it back around!
Thank u man ! Them times I was in charge of the account and you really helped me boost my customers with your amazing reviews <3
Don't make me blush. Let's get back to that quality so I'm happy buying from you and recommending you again then dude... Was the Grape Cream Cake from you? 🧐 My Grail strain.
Yesss!! That and blue dream!! Damn man I haven't had good bud like that in agess I really need to source some more! I've literally been completely off LB for almost a year and that includes sourcing all good stuff :( Time to make some phone calls and get busy haha
I'm all for 2nd chances and your honesty seems sincere. The shake was diabolical honestly, look forward to sampling your new wares 💚🐄✌🏻
Yeah man from now on Im just going to be turning off the whole shake option until theres good shake, anything thats shit is going in the bin! The last guy didnt understand this and just thought sell everything -.-
I got stiffed by ALL YOUR NATURAL MEDICENE while you were away. I just wanted to leave a post saying that experience made me feel lucky to have found a true professional such as you. All your natural medicene even put my real name on on package. This just a heads up for the rest of your customers out there.
My Dad taught me if you get ripped off make sure you cost them twice as much. Thats the beauty of feedback and posts. Hopefully my posts saved a few people from being ripped off and stole a few sales off them. They ripped me off for £100 so I got a bargain there I feel. They have probably taken others for a lot more.
Just wanted to big up Strainsbury's and let you know I'll be spreading the word......Good gear costs less at Strainsbury's ;-)_s
My Dad taught me if you get ripped off make sure you cost them twice as much. Thats the beauty of feedback and posts. Hopefully my posts saved a few people from being ripped off and stole a few sales off them. They ripped me off for £100 so I got a bargain there I feel. They have probably taken others for a lot more.
Just wanted to big up Strainsbury's and let you know I'll be spreading the word......Good gear costs less at Strainsbury's ;-)_s
Hahaha Nawty Geezer it's been a while man! Hope you're good brother, and I got your DM, I hope you like the new batch its pretty fire <3!
Bigga deserves props for facing this head on.
I did wonder what on earth was going on tbf but this makes sense now.
Welcome back.
I did wonder what on earth was going on tbf but this makes sense now.
Welcome back.
Probably the best trim I've ever had on LB came from yourselves when you'd not long opened, then had to shut and relocate if I remember correctly 🤔. It was Chemdawg and absolutely fire 🔥!
Last time I ordered 2oz of Trim around Christmas last year the quality was awful, basically 2oz of fan leaf so I've stayed away since then.
However this is awesome news and I hope you come back better than ever 💪
Last time I ordered 2oz of Trim around Christmas last year the quality was awful, basically 2oz of fan leaf so I've stayed away since then.
However this is awesome news and I hope you come back better than ever 💪
Appreciate your honesty - I did think it odd it was a sudden change, but we're just all glad you're back, buddy!
Glad I've seen this and fair play for the post. I ordered a few weeks ago and it was never sent but did manage a refund through transaxe. I ordered some of the new shake on Friday not clocking it was through Strainsbury's so looking forward to this one working out ok 🤞
Fair play, my first order was with you guys. But then started getting sent stuff that tasted and smelt like air freshener with no comms when tried to talk about it. Left me without a smoke for a while 😅 I see why there was no comms now 😂 Good to see its getting sorted. I might have a try of the new shake soon. Good luck with it all brother 👍
Fuck it i'll bite, i'll order some of the skywalker shake. Will deffo update my wall if its good 👌👌👌
Hi strainsburys,
I wanted to follow up regarding my unresolved transaction. While I appreciate the announcement about management changes, I’ve noticed that some customer issues have been addressed while others, like mine, remain unresolved. This lack of consistent communication is quite frustrating.
After waiting for over a year, I realize my patience may be distorted. How long does it typically take to receive a response?
If anyone has received helpful responses from strainsburys, could you share how you managed to get in touch? Any tips would be greatly appreciated, as I'm eager to resolve this matter.
Thank you for your attention.
I wanted to follow up regarding my unresolved transaction. While I appreciate the announcement about management changes, I’ve noticed that some customer issues have been addressed while others, like mine, remain unresolved. This lack of consistent communication is quite frustrating.
After waiting for over a year, I realize my patience may be distorted. How long does it typically take to receive a response?
If anyone has received helpful responses from strainsburys, could you share how you managed to get in touch? Any tips would be greatly appreciated, as I'm eager to resolve this matter.
Thank you for your attention.
Hello strainsburys,
I noticed your recent announcement about being back and the management changes. I’ve been trying to resolve an outstanding transaction issue and haven’t received a response yet. I would appreciate any assistance you can provide in addressing this matter.
Thank you for your attention.
I noticed your recent announcement about being back and the management changes. I’ve been trying to resolve an outstanding transaction issue and haven’t received a response yet. I would appreciate any assistance you can provide in addressing this matter.
Thank you for your attention.
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+3 votes
RS11 FOR £145
Whys is only 145 quid . ?
RS11 FOR £145
The best deal guaranteed on LB. The best quality right here. Great quality buds Only £145!!
Low THC? muted flavour and smell??.. There must be some catch to it, i tend to avoid these type of sellers. If it too good to be true its usually bullshit..
Agreed - I've had some nice cheapies here. RS11 is a beautiful strain. Tastes like swallowing a whole pick n mix counter. It's like tasty & sweet & nice - although not mind bendingly strong. I've not had the pistach version but I might well order some to try.
It's not the finest example of the rs11 flavour but for a cheapie it's not a bad smoke - at least the bit I had. So depends what you're after.
Please don't buy this weed.....
It's fucking fire and I want it all 😂 well worth a punt at this price absolute grade for less than stardawg dolla 👌
It's fucking fire and I want it all 😂 well worth a punt at this price absolute grade for less than stardawg dolla 👌
I had a gas heaven it had an old school cheese taste it was actually a lovely smoke I haven’t tasted that old school cheese in years it had a lovely hit which lasted for hours. I was worried about the tracking however when I came to sending pistach a message he sorted it out promptly tbh you can’t complain for the price. I have read multiple reviews and I’d be interested in trying out the rs11 myself
Just ordered for first time now can’t wait for it to arrive seems to look amazing and all the reviews are good so fingers crossed !
I've smoked for 27 years and honestly up there with one of the nicest bits, (at this price point atleast)
1 post
+4 votes
112g for $150 Promo
Ive been looking all day huming and hawing then come across this post . So guess ill wait and keep my eyes peeled 🥴 fuck it eh . Ur promos rock
112g for $150 Promo
Only 9 available I think
All bagged up in one big bag.. so it’s not four separate ounces like normal.
All bagged up in one big bag.. so it’s not four separate ounces like normal.
Ive been looking all day huming and hawing then come across this post . So guess ill wait and keep my eyes peeled 🥴 fuck it eh . Ur promos rock
Is this deal ever likely to come back around? Just cracked open my final ounce, always get a bit tetchy knowing I haven't got an ounce in reserve.
12:47 17/11/2024
12:47 17/11/2024
3 posts
+12 votes
First ever dispute in over 2 years
started topic
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First ever dispute in over 2 years
Disputing these gummies on the fact my partner is a non smoker and never has . She has the odd edible now and again . Was On the train yesterday so she had 2 for the journey an hour b4 we got on . She felt nothing . Apparently 200mg 100 mg per sweet and she didnt feel a thing . Also i asked for all 10 flavours which were advertised as in stock but received 1 orange500mg pack 4 bubblegum 400mg packs
5 blue raspberry 500mg . So would also have been 400mg short of total . Messaged seller and was told u got you sweeties . No apology . No message to tell me only had 3 flavours in stock . So over all my worst experience to date on lb . Flyingscotsman/Dave 🤘
5 blue raspberry 500mg . So would also have been 400mg short of total . Messaged seller and was told u got you sweeties . No apology . No message to tell me only had 3 flavours in stock . So over all my worst experience to date on lb . Flyingscotsman/Dave 🤘
Has she ever had edibles before? There are some people they just don't work on, something to do with metabolism. I'm the other hand, if she has and they worked before, you got stung.
Shes had em a few times from other vendors yeah . I took 3 of them waited 2 hrs and had to smoke a joint . There just a dud batch
3 posts
+19 votes
Hemp lady Dodgy
Just so u know . That squidgy hash is not right . Its greasy and smells pretty nast when smoked . I bought an 8th had 1 joint . Thought it might ha…
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Hemp lady Dodgy
Ordered a few orders successfully from HL,thought she was trustworthy enough. Recently paid her over 100 quid for an order that never arrived. Messaged her and she kept stringing me along saying she'd check the tracking. She eventually stopped answering or reading my messages. Told me nothing about the tracking. Lead me on until the dispute window closed and now I can't do anything. No money or Soft Squidy. I see this isn't the first time she's done this aswell. Avoid!!
Not the first or the last that this scumbag will do over. He’s had many pages go to shit just like this current one and his other Mary Jane page (he also runs Cur8Resin).
You can raise a late dispute by posting a Topic directly on the vendors page with title “Request Late Dispute” with the order ID, item page link, date paid, todays date and reason for dispute. See the image above, good luck ✊
You can raise a late dispute by posting a Topic directly on the vendors page with title “Request Late Dispute” with the order ID, item page link, date paid, todays date and reason for dispute. See the image above, good luck ✊
Just so u know . That squidgy hash is not right . Its greasy and smells pretty nast when smoked . I bought an 8th had 1 joint . Thought it might have been me so my neighbour tryed another and its some nasty shit i gave it to the bin . So tbh ur probably lucky it didnt arrive . Dispute it man and get ur cash back .
Their Afghan is the same. Like grease or oil has been added. Bubbles and fizzes when hit with a flame which goes out quite fast and leaves it burnt and black. Smells like plastic too. Not much, if any effect. Been meaning to send it off to get tested to see if it’s got any actual thc/cbd in it. Can’t believe folk repeatedly give this shit 10/10!
Think a lot of em must be new age smokers or low users like weekend warriors so dont really know what proper smoke it yet .
If you want hash Doctor GreenThumb is the man and my go to vendor - free NDD so no fucking about waiting for stuff. And top hash too. Real D is also truly the real deal - excellent service all round. Eddies hash bar and THC23 both sell awesome top shelf stuff but you’ll need a bigger wallet 🤣🤣
Shroom of the loom . RealD .The greenteam . Just to name a few . Avoid dopey the troll at all costs
Greencat/Shroom of the loom/The spacemen are all very reliable and good quality all round. Very nicely priced to. I've had good experience with Hemplady so far 3 purchases all red seal hash but I'll take this as a heads up thanks... its shit if ppl experiencing issues :(
Never be persuaded to delay a dispute. There is no reason to- once you open a dispute it creates a 16 day window for the vendor to resolve it and if they do you cancel it with a click. You can even extend it for a further 16 days! This process protects your coin as it is held in escrow and not released to the vendor...
As Dhokha says- you can apply for a late dispute, but you are out of the process...
As Dhokha says- you can apply for a late dispute, but you are out of the process...
Done the same to me mate, non existent comms, paid extra for a reship then all messages ignored since, only issues I’ve ever had buying are with this order and vapecity. Having looked at posts about her think we may have had a lucky escape.
Same problem with Hemp lady
Paid 40 shipping to Ireland,
Nothing arrived I doubt if it ever shipped, just strings you along with bull waiting for the dispute window to close or forget about it and write it off, Not fair game at all, Vendor should not advertise international shipping when clearly they can't deliver
Paid 40 shipping to Ireland,
Nothing arrived I doubt if it ever shipped, just strings you along with bull waiting for the dispute window to close or forget about it and write it off, Not fair game at all, Vendor should not advertise international shipping when clearly they can't deliver
Yeah don't buy any hash from hemplady full stop.
Most of it is has henna added for sure.
Most of it is has henna added for sure.
Surprised they’ve lasted this long.
Before risking any other purchase I tried the shake- if a person is selling lots of bud they will usually have good shake/trim.
This stuff was like the worst stuff I’ve ever seen.
It was as if it was sent as a piss take.
Before risking any other purchase I tried the shake- if a person is selling lots of bud they will usually have good shake/trim.
This stuff was like the worst stuff I’ve ever seen.
It was as if it was sent as a piss take.
I had the same experience with her was all fine in the past but £70 order went missing or she didn't even bother sending it plus she went away for 2 weeks making me wait even longer for something that was never going to arrive
Your only doing that to cover your own back becuase people are speaking out on what you do
Exactly she contacted me publicly to say she'd fix it but as you can guess she never followed up or did anything. Won't be using her again. Learned the hard way unfortunately but hopefully it stops other buyers using Hemp Lady!!!
She's not bothered to respond to my messages same I certainly won't be ordering from her again
3 posts
+3 votes
on
papiali53
Kraken app
👍🏼👍🏼 when u buy it automaticaly goes into a wallet . .
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papiali53
Kraken app
Can you pay through kraken app . 1st time dealing with bitcoin ever in my life and probs only time when purchasing herbs lol . I’m in UK
Thanks . What are the charges like ? Also do you have to buy bitcoin then pay to vendors wallet?
Yeah u can click withdraw and copy and paste the bitcoin address then when u click to add it will ask you to confirm via email . Once u have done that u can send to that address . You will have to add and delete addresses as u go along or it gets a bit messy
I would suggest not paying through kraken but transfer first to your own private wallet (exodus for example) and then pay on LB. Its safer for you
I don’t even understand any of it . Where do I get a bitcoin wallet from ? What app ? I’m so confused man !
If you dont know then dont do it and risk losing money . Do your research first and learn how it works . We all have to start somewhere
True , I’ve been at it for a solid week ! So basically , you have to buy bitcoin , then put in to wallet , then from wallet pay the vendor by using his wallet address . Is that correct ? Lol
1 post
+5.2 votes
Am I normal?
What is normal these days .
Id say as long as your not offending anyone and its just a bit of fun then whats the problem 👍🏼
Give it a few hours…
Am I normal?
So a couple weeks ago I got extremely high and started an alt tik tok account masquerading as a roast beef Aka BYSON FURY THE BEEFY KING! My question for you guys and gals is am I normal, is this to far past normal I should be sectioned?
Yours meatily
Byson Fury
The Beefy King
Yours meatily
Byson Fury
The Beefy King
Hey, your royal beefiness!
To be normal is to be boring quite frankly!! Fuck it mate - I quite like it - got a nice ring to it and you can get plenty of laughs out of it, and your willing to share it with the world freely is a pure lovely thing.
Also, we live in a world where there’s so much death, destruction and suffering - we all could do with a laugh every now and again to get through it all. Esp me, silliness and humour is a great outlet and healthy coping mechanism from my own mental health bollocks.
I have also been told I’m weird my entire life but totally lean into it more these days 🤪 who gives a fuck anymore, reality these days is more weird, stressful and difficult than it ever has been, so let’s just be ourselves for once and try to enjoy bits of life where we can.
To be normal is to be boring quite frankly!! Fuck it mate - I quite like it - got a nice ring to it and you can get plenty of laughs out of it, and your willing to share it with the world freely is a pure lovely thing.
Also, we live in a world where there’s so much death, destruction and suffering - we all could do with a laugh every now and again to get through it all. Esp me, silliness and humour is a great outlet and healthy coping mechanism from my own mental health bollocks.
I have also been told I’m weird my entire life but totally lean into it more these days 🤪 who gives a fuck anymore, reality these days is more weird, stressful and difficult than it ever has been, so let’s just be ourselves for once and try to enjoy bits of life where we can.
Don't sleep on this guy you know, he's out here changing the game, you know he has all the potential to be a generational talent like his namesake Mike Byson was in my day you know!
He's going to the top!
He's The Meat Marauder,
The Punisher of Pork,
Hes The Dripping King and long may he reign.
You know what I mean Harry
He's going to the top!
He's The Meat Marauder,
The Punisher of Pork,
Hes The Dripping King and long may he reign.
You know what I mean Harry
What is normal these days .
Id say as long as your not offending anyone and its just a bit of fun then whats the problem 👍🏼
Give it a few hours tho and the poison brigade will chirp in with there nonsence . Such a shame
Id say as long as your not offending anyone and its just a bit of fun then whats the problem 👍🏼
Give it a few hours tho and the poison brigade will chirp in with there nonsence . Such a shame
You're becoming enlightened, understanding you can enjoy yourself in this world.
You can activate chakras, actually you can crack them open if you're not careful.
God is inside each and every one of us, not up in the sky, no middleman needed, say a quiet prayer and ask him to Reveal Himself to you.
Take care fellow traveller.
You can activate chakras, actually you can crack them open if you're not careful.
God is inside each and every one of us, not up in the sky, no middleman needed, say a quiet prayer and ask him to Reveal Himself to you.
Take care fellow traveller.
1 post
+8.2 votes
AVOID
Theres probably about 20 topics about this . Id suggest for all new buyers or people that havent been here a while go to vendor page scroll past all …
AVOID
Nothing but bad comms and cancellations. If you're in a hurry, forget it!
Theres probably about 20 topics about this . Id suggest for all new buyers or people that havent been here a while go to vendor page scroll past all the beautiful pictures of products and head past the reviews and then u will find a load of topics about how good or bad that vendour is . Unless its a certain vendor who seems to get his wall posts removed rapidly . Not mentioning any names but its another word for being a dafty
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4 posts
+5 votes
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Keifftaff82
Your natural medicine
Tbh im not bothered anymore . Theres no community spirit left here because of all the poisoned toxic people on it . So this will be my last post . I…
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Keifftaff82
Your natural medicine
Shout out to YNM excellent service their deal of the day is superb 75 for a half of top tier budd the runtz is spot on, stealth 10/10 check them out biggas
YNM are not to be trusted . Apparently , I've been blocked from posting about the specifics
Had a z of tahoe delivered Fri absolute shite had 3 other of their top tier no problems this stuff did not get me high hopefully vendor gets back to me will dispute otherwise
Might just have been a glitch . There was one going around . I got suspicious because I got some warning messages when trying to post about it .
Blocked? Post the specifics. You don’t get blocked from calling out untrustworthy vendors!
I am still shadow banned to this day, any post I make removes the topic from the wall until somebody else comments on it.
Nobody can see my topics on wall, and when i post on somebody elses topic it is removed from the wall until further comments.
U explain it then .
I had argument with dopey calling him out for being dodgey as they come . but i got blocked and told its because i was trolling him . This was after he was trolling my posts and using multiple accounts to mess with my post and spew his poison . Ill probably get blocked for talking about it now aswell . Jokers
I had argument with dopey calling him out for being dodgey as they come . but i got blocked and told its because i was trolling him . This was after he was trolling my posts and using multiple accounts to mess with my post and spew his poison . Ill probably get blocked for talking about it now aswell . Jokers
Tbh im not bothered anymore . Theres no community spirit left here because of all the poisoned toxic people on it . So this will be my last post . I have my vendors and im 100 percent happy with who i use . Lb community is getting overrun with poison 🥺
4 posts
+7 votes
6/10?
Dunno how anyone can have a problem with you sotl . I have always found you to be a good honest profesional vendor / human being . Ive worked in ret…
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6/10?
Dear valued customers,
Don't usually care about reviews like this but it's one of the 1st ones on the product itself, so I just thought I'd let it be known.
This is the 2nd 6/10 in a week now, don't know if people are just being overly picky (you can't please everyone, unfortunately) or if people are trying to damage our score, but since everyone else is leaving 9s or 10s for the same stuff it definitely makes you think...
Just because your half ounce looks like a Q doesn't mean there is anything wrong with it... I think the reviewer has made the product out to be shit down to his own personal preference rather than rating it as a smoke itself.
This is very dense, well grown, flavorful flower (and in no way "twiggy")... few of the ones we have in stock may have been vac-packed tight for transit but if you're in the know, this is the way it goes.
If that isn't your thing, there are plenty of non-established (and established) outfits on here which can and will sell you muted, low quality PGR-ridden buds, we advise you go and use them instead.
If there is ever an issue with an order we encourage customers to get in touch... This is one of those cases where they didn't and just put up a slag review.
Perfect quality flower for the price people, I've put another pic of it up for you all to see above (13.88g pictured)...
On a positive note, there is a very, very, easy way of solving this problem!
I'll be giving a free 3.5g of Jungle Cake incl. T24 to the next 4 people who reply "Bollocks, I'm in!" to this post so we can see who's telling porkies 😁
No new accounts (3 month minimum age / 5 minimum buys) / obvious alts.
Active members of the community only, thank you in advance 👍
SOTL
Don't usually care about reviews like this but it's one of the 1st ones on the product itself, so I just thought I'd let it be known.
This is the 2nd 6/10 in a week now, don't know if people are just being overly picky (you can't please everyone, unfortunately) or if people are trying to damage our score, but since everyone else is leaving 9s or 10s for the same stuff it definitely makes you think...
Just because your half ounce looks like a Q doesn't mean there is anything wrong with it... I think the reviewer has made the product out to be shit down to his own personal preference rather than rating it as a smoke itself.
This is very dense, well grown, flavorful flower (and in no way "twiggy")... few of the ones we have in stock may have been vac-packed tight for transit but if you're in the know, this is the way it goes.
If that isn't your thing, there are plenty of non-established (and established) outfits on here which can and will sell you muted, low quality PGR-ridden buds, we advise you go and use them instead.
If there is ever an issue with an order we encourage customers to get in touch... This is one of those cases where they didn't and just put up a slag review.
Perfect quality flower for the price people, I've put another pic of it up for you all to see above (13.88g pictured)...
On a positive note, there is a very, very, easy way of solving this problem!
I'll be giving a free 3.5g of Jungle Cake incl. T24 to the next 4 people who reply "Bollocks, I'm in!" to this post so we can see who's telling porkies 😁
No new accounts (3 month minimum age / 5 minimum buys) / obvious alts.
Active members of the community only, thank you in advance 👍
SOTL
Just a quick update: If I check your page and you are not actively contributing to the site (only replying to giveaways etc) you will be classified as an "Obvious Alt".
I'm not giving free gear to chancers, please refer to the "Active members of the community only" clause on the original post, thank you!
EDIT: 06/10/2024, 09:43am - All have been claimed, even gave one extra out, sorry to those of you who missed it, you'll just have to hope someone slags us off proper bad and we do another one of these soon 🤣 (I'm joking!)
SOTL
I'm not giving free gear to chancers, please refer to the "Active members of the community only" clause on the original post, thank you!
EDIT: 06/10/2024, 09:43am - All have been claimed, even gave one extra out, sorry to those of you who missed it, you'll just have to hope someone slags us off proper bad and we do another one of these soon 🤣 (I'm joking!)
SOTL
Bollocks, I’m late! 😭
On a positive note, pack landed yesterday👌 suspected the buds were PGR at first glance as the 4g is 2 “normal” sized bouldery looking buds but unpacked them and clearly not PGR. Oh and I weighed it to check, 10% overweight. Buds have a lovely squeeze to them not rock hard, they smell great and the MAC I tried is tasting great in dry herb vape 👌 still got the Headband to try out so will give that a bash later along with the new concentrates!
You’re totally right about the fake accounts though, LB is plagued with them for giveaways and providing fake engagement on (mostly new) vendor pages. Luckily they make it pretty easy to spot for the diligent bigga, I just feel sorry for all the older/vulnerable biggas that fall for it time and time again.
On a positive note, pack landed yesterday👌 suspected the buds were PGR at first glance as the 4g is 2 “normal” sized bouldery looking buds but unpacked them and clearly not PGR. Oh and I weighed it to check, 10% overweight. Buds have a lovely squeeze to them not rock hard, they smell great and the MAC I tried is tasting great in dry herb vape 👌 still got the Headband to try out so will give that a bash later along with the new concentrates!
You’re totally right about the fake accounts though, LB is plagued with them for giveaways and providing fake engagement on (mostly new) vendor pages. Luckily they make it pretty easy to spot for the diligent bigga, I just feel sorry for all the older/vulnerable biggas that fall for it time and time again.
Hey Dhokha, thanks for your input (which is much appreciated, thank you!) 💯
Glad that finally got to you and you're enjoying all of that, buddy!
The reason these new flowers we have in stock come so dense, is they have to travel thousands of miles, in multiple layers of tightly sealed vacuum packaging to evade detection.
The reason we don't go calling it US this, Thai that, Canadian etc. is because with the methods being used to bring this flower into the country, you simply cannot prove importation the the borgs. What would they like to see? A plane ticket? 🤣👍
Not to mention the importation certification provided by the borgs can easily be falsified (not to say that I have seen anyone here at it, not that I'm all that bothered anyways), there is nothing stopping someone from re-packaging it with a USPS / FedEx label on the outside and staging an unboxing...
We also wouldn't bother listing any sub-par flower on our page, we have the full ability to return a bad batch to the firm we work with any time, so to see a review like this is certainly odd and a bit insulting!
Yeah, we've fell victim to it before, hence not doing the random number generator giveaways often (if at all) now.
I don't feel comfortable knowing there's probably some idiot out there with 20-30 accounts all for the sake of entering giveaways and claiming freebies, it's unfair for the rest of the community and downright opportunistic...
Be careful with that Headband mate. Some guy wrote an amazing review on it attesting to the fact it's some proper potent tackle, I can vouch for what he says, even I'm cautious with that one! 😆
Hope you're well mate, enjoy your weekend.
SOTL
Glad that finally got to you and you're enjoying all of that, buddy!
The reason these new flowers we have in stock come so dense, is they have to travel thousands of miles, in multiple layers of tightly sealed vacuum packaging to evade detection.
The reason we don't go calling it US this, Thai that, Canadian etc. is because with the methods being used to bring this flower into the country, you simply cannot prove importation the the borgs. What would they like to see? A plane ticket? 🤣👍
Not to mention the importation certification provided by the borgs can easily be falsified (not to say that I have seen anyone here at it, not that I'm all that bothered anyways), there is nothing stopping someone from re-packaging it with a USPS / FedEx label on the outside and staging an unboxing...
We also wouldn't bother listing any sub-par flower on our page, we have the full ability to return a bad batch to the firm we work with any time, so to see a review like this is certainly odd and a bit insulting!
Yeah, we've fell victim to it before, hence not doing the random number generator giveaways often (if at all) now.
I don't feel comfortable knowing there's probably some idiot out there with 20-30 accounts all for the sake of entering giveaways and claiming freebies, it's unfair for the rest of the community and downright opportunistic...
Be careful with that Headband mate. Some guy wrote an amazing review on it attesting to the fact it's some proper potent tackle, I can vouch for what he says, even I'm cautious with that one! 😆
Hope you're well mate, enjoy your weekend.
SOTL
Dunno how anyone can have a problem with you sotl . I have always found you to be a good honest profesional vendor / human being . Ive worked in retail for years and have to say the customer isnt always right . Id have bought a load of u had i not had to pay 3grand to a dentist and now thats near paid my father in law died last week so now have a funeral and wake to pay for . Looks like i wont be able to smoke for a long time now 😭
Oh you’ve always found him to be a good honest professional vendor/ human 🤣 Im not saying he is or isn’t but you been here 2 months 🤣 jokes
Your friend 🤣 whatever, so you have two accounts on here, one a year old and one 2 months old but you decided to comment on the new account with your wisdom of your slightly older account, people like you with multiple accounts are on here are what’s creating this troll / bullshit we are seeing on LB recently
Listen mate, Flyingscotsman has been a customer of mine for a couple of years now.
If you have a bee in your bonnet don't reply, you aren't actively contributing anything but noise as far as I'm concerned.
"People like you" 🤣🤣🤣
Come on mate... I have had about 4-5 accounts on here, the borgs like disabling them as I can't reply to external posts on this one, I'm on Shrooming Looming now, does that make me a troll?
I've seen people have their posting rights taken away for sharing a mere opinion, that isn't really breeding a positive community is it? There's 2 side to every coin, maybe think about both in future.
Stop virtue signalling, you're on a weed forum. Go have a joint and chill out, it's not the end of the world. 😉
Peace and love my friend. 🥰
SOTL
If you have a bee in your bonnet don't reply, you aren't actively contributing anything but noise as far as I'm concerned.
"People like you" 🤣🤣🤣
Come on mate... I have had about 4-5 accounts on here, the borgs like disabling them as I can't reply to external posts on this one, I'm on Shrooming Looming now, does that make me a troll?
I've seen people have their posting rights taken away for sharing a mere opinion, that isn't really breeding a positive community is it? There's 2 side to every coin, maybe think about both in future.
Stop virtue signalling, you're on a weed forum. Go have a joint and chill out, it's not the end of the world. 😉
Peace and love my friend. 🥰
SOTL
By your reaction I would say all 3 accounts belong to you, I’ll comment no more and leave you to bitch about your crap reviews, but understand the real long term vendors on here don’t comment on their reviews and then give weed away free to get good feedback.
Not being funny Nat but you sound a little naive when you say all 3 of those accounts are mine, I have 0 reason to come and praise myself on another account.
I get enough positive engagement as it is, just look at the other replies on these posts. They're all me as well though, aren't they? 🤭
Any other vendors on here worth their salt can vouch for Flyingscotsman as he's been here for a good while now, your accusation was amateur at best, go back to the drawing board and try again. 🫡
Here? We can be found elsewhere friend, as long as there is a market for people who want a good smoke at a good price, we won't be going anywhere (nor do we plan to).
Who has made you the metric for deciding who's a real long term vendor or not? Last time I checked you've 0 reviews on your page.
If you want to talk like you have skin in the game, I advise you do it from your vending account.
SOTL
I get enough positive engagement as it is, just look at the other replies on these posts. They're all me as well though, aren't they? 🤭
Any other vendors on here worth their salt can vouch for Flyingscotsman as he's been here for a good while now, your accusation was amateur at best, go back to the drawing board and try again. 🫡
Here? We can be found elsewhere friend, as long as there is a market for people who want a good smoke at a good price, we won't be going anywhere (nor do we plan to).
Who has made you the metric for deciding who's a real long term vendor or not? Last time I checked you've 0 reviews on your page.
If you want to talk like you have skin in the game, I advise you do it from your vending account.
SOTL
I can see who the real troll is here and its not me or sotl . I have same problem and i wont deny it i had an argument with Dopey . And boom my flyingscotsman account is banned from posting . People like you nat are whats wrong with the community and world . Get ur head straight man for fuck sake . Infact wouldnt suprise me if u was dopey to be fair.
A$$hole
A$$hole
Straight bollox fam! Don’t even care about missing the boat. Game recognises game and having recently ordered 7g of the Jelly Truffle, I can say yes it was dense, but beautifully cured, lots of life in the buds, terpy as hell, pure white ash, stunk the house out to a point where the wife bitched about it (that’s how you know it’s good). Always buy with confidence with SotL! Fuck the haters, LB community will set em straight. Keep rolling out that fire mate 🔥🔥🔥
Bollocks I had a lay in and missed the bollock boat, dont worry about the odd review like that, the bud has been banging lately, especially that Candy Crush.
Just came in here to say that, I couldn't decide between headband and jungle cake myself, and after asking shrooms advice I went with headband, so old lad sent me over a gram of jungle cake to sample.
The JC buds are dense sure, but they tasted nice and had a good effect. Not 6/10 at all xD The headband is pure fire, right up my street.
Side note I may have a shadowban so apologies if so lol
Bollocks to them!
The JC buds are dense sure, but they tasted nice and had a good effect. Not 6/10 at all xD The headband is pure fire, right up my street.
Side note I may have a shadowban so apologies if so lol
Bollocks to them!
Definitely wouldn't be listening to these 6/10 reviews, used you a few times and always coming 10/10. Easy enough just to pop on a scale instead of moaning it looks less than it is🤯 Not a lot on here better for the price with the service provided but think you already know that!
I try not to mate, but when it's one of the first reviews on a product, it can and has been damaging for sales in the past, don't fancy being lumbered just because someones preference has resulted in it getting a shit review... if anything this is one of the best Cake crosses I've ever laid my eyes on.
Speaking of though, 4/4 claimed. Send me your postage address and I'll bung this out with Mondays lot 🤣
SOTL
Speaking of though, 4/4 claimed. Send me your postage address and I'll bung this out with Mondays lot 🤣
SOTL
Received yesterday thank you and it's some strong bud, one bowl and I was lights out pretty quickly which I forgot the last time that's happened 😂 Lovely smell and taste, it is pretty dense but nothing to be weary of (not 'twiggy' nor 6/10 either). Spoilt for choice on what buds to buy from you next time, thanks again and for everyone else, don't hesitate to buy off SOTL!
1/4 claimed!
Make sure to let us know what it's like when you got it (twiggy or whatnot 🤦♂️🥴), nuff times I've gave out free bits on here just to get blanked 🤣
SOTL
Make sure to let us know what it's like when you got it (twiggy or whatnot 🤦♂️🥴), nuff times I've gave out free bits on here just to get blanked 🤣
SOTL
5/4 Claimed.
Breaking my own rules here (I know, I know, absolute charlatan!) but fella is genuine (and not a giveaway alt) so I'll be making a one-time exception, send me your postal address and I will bung this out with Monday's lot.
SOTL
Breaking my own rules here (I know, I know, absolute charlatan!) but fella is genuine (and not a giveaway alt) so I'll be making a one-time exception, send me your postal address and I will bung this out with Monday's lot.
SOTL
I completely understand the frustration here, and I’m not trying to throw shade at anyone, but I think the core issue is that there aren’t any clear guidelines on how we should objectively rate an order.
For example, what does a 10/10 actually mean? Does it indicate that the product is the best it could possibly be, or does it simply mean that the quality matched the price? Without any rules or standards, it’s hard to know how people are coming up with these ratings.
I’ve actually experienced the problem from the other side. The other week, I purchased some weed (from a different vendor) that was ridden with seeds and honestly not that great—but all the reviews were 10/10. This made it really difficult to gauge what was actually worth the money.
That’s why I think it would be useful to have a more consistent or defined rating system where people understand what they’re rating against. Otherwise, we’ll continue seeing reviews that reflect personal preferences rather than an objective assessment of the product’s quality.
For example, what does a 10/10 actually mean? Does it indicate that the product is the best it could possibly be, or does it simply mean that the quality matched the price? Without any rules or standards, it’s hard to know how people are coming up with these ratings.
I’ve actually experienced the problem from the other side. The other week, I purchased some weed (from a different vendor) that was ridden with seeds and honestly not that great—but all the reviews were 10/10. This made it really difficult to gauge what was actually worth the money.
That’s why I think it would be useful to have a more consistent or defined rating system where people understand what they’re rating against. Otherwise, we’ll continue seeing reviews that reflect personal preferences rather than an objective assessment of the product’s quality.
Bollocks, I am late to every party. I'd have enjoyed this as a smoking / writing evening too. Next time...
Oh bollocks. 😭😆
Looks great this stuff. Better than some of the schwag I saw in Rotterdam last week.
Looks great this stuff. Better than some of the schwag I saw in Rotterdam last week.
Does look banging and that resin ring on ya zooty jebus himself couldn't refuse a toke of that
3/4 Claimed.
PM me your postage details and I'll bung this out with Monday's lot, be sure to let me know how twiggy and dense it is, thank you 🤣
SOTL
PM me your postage details and I'll bung this out with Monday's lot, be sure to let me know how twiggy and dense it is, thank you 🤣
SOTL
2/4 claimed!
Proper members of the community like ODIN, prime example of who I want replying. If your account is brand spanking new and only replying to giveaways, you can pound sand, sorry, not sorry!
SOTL
Proper members of the community like ODIN, prime example of who I want replying. If your account is brand spanking new and only replying to giveaways, you can pound sand, sorry, not sorry!
SOTL
I'll put your 3.5 extra in with it, let us know if our dense twig weed is any good 🤣
SOTL
SOTL
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+1 votes
!! KILLA COMPO !! guess the weight
Dry weight 120g
Wet weight 512g
21.9.24
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+2 votes
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Cloudy24
Where to purchase canabis infused coconut oil?
https://littlebiggy.net/item/RDBYA9diymPvA6zUMrwD0WGF/view/p
Herb4life . Thc infused Coconut oil
👍🏼
Hey mate been making and using this myself recently, did a write up you might be interested in. Good luck 👍
https://littlebiggy.net/item/RDBYA9diymPvA6zUMrwD0WGF/view/p
Herb4life . Thc infused Coconut oil
👍🏼
Herb4life . Thc infused Coconut oil
👍🏼
Eddys Wellness Oil is coconut oil infused with shatter, might be ideal.
I have some as well. I took down the listing as it’s a pain to post but let me know and I’ll sort you out.
https://littlebiggy.net/link/q3WzAL
https://littlebiggy.net/link/q3WzAL
He ain’t taking no risk he got tight hold those claws😆
Take it easy and enjoy a little break RD
Take it easy and enjoy a little break RD
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+7 votes
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nari
LVcannabis
Thats cool . I ordered an oz of there trim yesterday and it came this morning . Glad you got urs sorted . Have a hazy day 🥴
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nari
LVcannabis
have any body ordered from LVcannabis over the last three days or so? I have paid for an order for NDD but the order remains in paid status and the vendor isnt responding to my messages.
another day another LV moan 😴 needs to be a 3 strike system for getting rid of shit vendors from this website, fed up of hearing about them
Agreed sick of hearing about LV, although after all the topics, posts etc along with the fact its well known its just a Stach dropshipper you would like to think people would find a replacement vendor, struggle to feel any sorry’s for people still ordering from these vendors.
I agree, littlebiggy is quite a blessing to score hassle free but for some vendors who spoil it for all. when we smokers are regular it becomes a ball ache if supply isn't lol. Only if all vendors are honest and prompt that would be even better.
It's a pain when it happens mate, stick to reliable vendors when you find them. Until then it's all a learning process, it's nice to have something tucked away as a safety stash although obviously not always possible. Hope you get sorted mate 👍
Also don't forget the good vendors have plenty of dodgy customers to deal with.
Also don't forget the good vendors have plenty of dodgy customers to deal with.
Yeh likewise, I’m starting to regret a first time purchase off them but we’ll see. Paid for NDD but still only marked as paid after 24hr 👀
looking at reviews it seems like the vendor is sending out orders, just not responding to messages at the moment. they have been quite prompt in the past hopefully they will respond to my messages today. lets give it some more time.
yeah I heard they were off till 26th so hopefully they are just catching up and no other issues. However, this becomes frustrating for regular smokers who dont get their supply in time lol ..imagine spending the money here and not getting your stuff and you have run out, we end up scrambling to get some off the high street which is a completely different challenge :-)
Ordered from them about 2 weeks ago was definitely pistach stealth went for pilon and biscotti runts Definitely won't be using them again was that bad I had to bin it should've disputed really only took 1 day though lol find it mad that same stuff is still getting 10/10
gosh was it that bad? ..Pistach disappeared, they used to be quite good. Some say LVcannabis is Pistach, which may be true either ways they both used to be good but more recently I've seen quite a few issues with them both.
I've not ordered from lvcannabis since he's returned but all previous orders that I've done with him before he went away which were quiet a few have always turned up next working day with tracked 24 hour shipping, I've never had a bad experience with him.
I would suggest just being patient I'm sure he will be back but I do understand your situation about your stash getting low, I was in the same situation a couple of days ago.
I normally buy lv's trim but as he wasn't around i brought thegreenteams trim instead to see me through until lv comes back and it's done me alright so far so I'm happy. Always good to have maybe two/three solid vendors you can go to if something unexpected happens.
Hope everything gets sorted for you man.
I would suggest just being patient I'm sure he will be back but I do understand your situation about your stash getting low, I was in the same situation a couple of days ago.
I normally buy lv's trim but as he wasn't around i brought thegreenteams trim instead to see me through until lv comes back and it's done me alright so far so I'm happy. Always good to have maybe two/three solid vendors you can go to if something unexpected happens.
Hope everything gets sorted for you man.
spot on mate. I think LV is back on line now. So lets see what happens. Hopefully they are just catching up after the break. LV has been good vendor for me as well, never had an issue until they went off line. Now that they are back fingers crossed. will just wait a couple days. cheers mate
Update: LVcannabis haven't replied to any of my messages but they did send my order, so I guess they have backlog and just catching up. Will review after trying the product. Cheers to you all :-)
Thats cool . I ordered an oz of there trim yesterday and it came this morning . Glad you got urs sorted . Have a hazy day 🥴
you was spot on Dave about the back log :-) ...wow thats quite a size, I have always been a bit apprehensive ordering more than 14 gms, scared of the RM to be honest. Their trim is quite good, enjoy the weekend bud.
Nah m8 . If you use good vendors stealth is on point . Ive had up to 8 oz dropped at one time so dont worry . But do stick to reputable vendors of 9.6 and above that have been in the game a good while . And u to buddy have a good un 🤘
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+2 votes
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ON EXTRACTS
Super skunk#2 all day long
BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ON EXTRACTS
It’s that time again kids
BOGOF on our Whole Melt Extracts!!
Order 1g, get 2g. Order 16g, get 32g (works out at £10 a gram). Find me a better deal!!!
We’ve even temporarily added a 0.5g option for you guys on a budget - hope you enjoy 👍🏻
Mix and match any flavours you want!
All you have to do to be eligible for discount is comment on this post what your favourite strain is! Enough duplicate answers, we’ll start trying to source what you guys want.
Comment > order > receive > dab!
Deal ends next Monday 26th August.
Cheers,
PLF
BOGOF on our Whole Melt Extracts!!
Order 1g, get 2g. Order 16g, get 32g (works out at £10 a gram). Find me a better deal!!!
We’ve even temporarily added a 0.5g option for you guys on a budget - hope you enjoy 👍🏻
Mix and match any flavours you want!
All you have to do to be eligible for discount is comment on this post what your favourite strain is! Enough duplicate answers, we’ll start trying to source what you guys want.
Comment > order > receive > dab!
Deal ends next Monday 26th August.
Cheers,
PLF
This is indeed a crazy value for money deal!
Stuck in a order, cant wait to try these new Whole Melts :)
Stuck in a order, cant wait to try these new Whole Melts :)
Did you try any of their Persy Diamonds, Dopedad? They where all fantastic!
I used to get whole melt extracts all the time from a guy on here ages ago. Am well excited to try these new whole melt offerings. The Whole Melt Gelato packs all tasted fabulous & pack a serious punch :)
I used to get whole melt extracts all the time from a guy on here ages ago. Am well excited to try these new whole melt offerings. The Whole Melt Gelato packs all tasted fabulous & pack a serious punch :)
I did mate I had 4g in all but the Italian Ice was the stand out for me.
I've got some whole melt extract Smartiez in the fridge at the moment. Lovely stuff.
Happy dabbing Jim
I've got some whole melt extract Smartiez in the fridge at the moment. Lovely stuff.
Happy dabbing Jim
😂 all good homie its just a little saddening to see that LB is more popular with uk people than any other country, wishing you the best!
Hope that your business flourishes and that it will continue booming and blooming.
Much love to everyone reading this, including you PLF!
Cheers
^et
Hope that your business flourishes and that it will continue booming and blooming.
Much love to everyone reading this, including you PLF!
Cheers
^et
The Diamonds were great defo’s going to try these out especially with the deal s/o PLF, favourite strain at the moment is area 41 pure Lemon gas.
Just ventured in to the dabbing scene. Absolutely can’t believe if just come across it now. Will love to order 1g of pineapple dole and jelly breath. Has anyone had these? Any good or recommendations?
Always nice to hear!
Pineapple Dole then obviously.
It took a while but I finally polished off the wax from the other week. Is this stuff as decent or even better?
Pineapple Dole then obviously.
It took a while but I finally polished off the wax from the other week. Is this stuff as decent or even better?
Some of them are genuinely too strong for me, especially the low CBD ones so they’re a lot stronger than the Persy’s. In terms of taste, they’ve got a much more natural terp to them which isn’t as prominent as the Persy’s but I prefer the more natural taste, depends what you’re into 👍🏻
These are flying out! Please send over what strains you’d like when making an order 👍🏻 saves us lots of time and also makes sure your orders are sent out promptly! Thanks guys
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+1 votes
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zerocool40
Alternatives to LVcannabis Trim?
RealD dude all the way
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zerocool40
Alternatives to LVcannabis Trim?
As LV is not around at the moment is there any other vendors selling budget trim at around the same price as LV was? I was paying in total $22 including crypto fees for a 7 gram box which was lasting me for quite some time. Any suggestions around this price point would be great as I am on a budget.
Thanks
Thanks
RealD's Zkittles shake is $50 for 28g and always reviews well if that's any good to you👊🏻
2nd this, if you smoke shake then you'd be nuts not to grab that deal or better yet RealD's 112g (4oz) for $150 on same link
Thanks for the recommendations guys. One thing that I like as I find it normally lands next day especially if the vendor is from the UK is tracked 24 delivery but I’m finding not every vendor has it. Would definitely be interested in someone who does it.
I take it you after the zOAP shake?
It seems there’s plenty of it about.
‘Your natural medicine’ has it. $40 an oz.
I’m hoping it’s of the same quality/batch.
It IS very nice isn’t it !!!
It seems there’s plenty of it about.
‘Your natural medicine’ has it. $40 an oz.
I’m hoping it’s of the same quality/batch.
It IS very nice isn’t it !!!
If LV is Pustach then it’s likely they will be BOTH back on when P gets back from holiday on 26th.
Hopefully anyway
Hopefully anyway
We have a great range of shake and new strains added all the time.
Peace
YNM
Peace
YNM
Hey boss,
I got unbeatable prices for trim ($40/oz) and budget buds take a look :)
I got unbeatable prices for trim ($40/oz) and budget buds take a look :)
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zerocool40
Unwanted Attention
It is what it is .
Enjoy it while its working .
Plus i doubt it will get closed down as its a governmental experiment of some sort . Why else cant y…
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zerocool40
Unwanted Attention
I was just thinking the other day i know the LB subreddit is growing on a daily basis only a couple of k members at the moment but i was just thinking the more it grows the more exposure this site will get and i just wondered if eventually it will attract the wrong kind of attention potentially from law enforcement.
To be fair i found this website through the subreddit myself so I'm in no way knocking it or anything like that but i was just thinking more about the long term implications.
What do you guys think?
To be fair i found this website through the subreddit myself so I'm in no way knocking it or anything like that but i was just thinking more about the long term implications.
What do you guys think?
LB itself promotes and even pays for referrals across any media that biggas choose. With that policy it has stayed on the clear net for over 15 years and there are now many more clear net weed sites too.
Not an issue...
Not an issue...
Unfortunately nothing we can do about it but not the biggest fan. This place serves as a forum we don't need another especially where admin doesn't have control
It is what it is .
Enjoy it while its working .
Plus i doubt it will get closed down as its a governmental experiment of some sort . Why else cant you sell tobacco on here . Because its taxed .
Enjoy it while its working .
Plus i doubt it will get closed down as its a governmental experiment of some sort . Why else cant you sell tobacco on here . Because its taxed .
It’s all over the internet that sales are using RM to deliver for over a year.
I hear what you’re saying though.
All of THIS is great and all until something goes wrong.
It always pays to have another source.
DM me if you want another.
I hear what you’re saying though.
All of THIS is great and all until something goes wrong.
It always pays to have another source.
DM me if you want another.
Hi zerocool
Agreed but even if LB was froced down or blocked we could fall back on the onion version on the dark web.
Don't worry be happy :-)
Agreed but even if LB was froced down or blocked we could fall back on the onion version on the dark web.
Don't worry be happy :-)
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BUY 1 GET 1 FREE ON EXTRACTS
Hi is it mix n match ?
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Another day, another deleted topic 🤦♂️
BOGOF on our whole melt extracts until next Monday 26th August.
Cheers guys
BOGOF on our whole melt extracts until next Monday 26th August.
Cheers guys
Got to have a try at that price, might be worth stretching the offer to the end of the week for paydays.
I was getting topics pulled from the wall last week and had to contact cleanup borg, they sorted it out really quickly.
I was getting topics pulled from the wall last week and had to contact cleanup borg, they sorted it out really quickly.
That’s a great point to be fair, we may just do that! I’m on holiday anyway so my partners doing all the work 😂 😎
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Jamie22
Pistach and Lv??
Try realD or ShroomOftheloom . Im always spangled on there stuff . Got some sour z from realD and its fantastic also his hashes are great bit pricey …
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Jamie22
Pistach and Lv??
Anyone know where pistach and Lv cannabis have gone?? Can’t find them, they seem to have disappeared off the site
Iv been using both Lv and pistach recently 😩 I did read somewhere, that they are are the same person. So I suppose it would make sense they disappear at the same time
And Nero , the good stuff, popeyez, cannazone . And many more . Shame cause lv trim was very nice ive still got half oz left .
I am tempted by the good stuff as iv tried neros bud and it’s really good. Sadly they only have 1 strain of bud tho
Try realD or ShroomOftheloom . Im always spangled on there stuff . Got some sour z from realD and its fantastic also his hashes are great bit pricey tho but i like to treat myself lol and shroom has never sold me crap smoke either and a good price .
TGS's menu is getting bigger by the week - just ordered the Lemon Amnesia. Hopefully more bud strains to come in the future. Their hash is banging.
Iv also used riley numerous times without complaint. Like most people I’m trying to get the best I can for as cheap as possible 😅 pistach and Lv had some nice options at around the $170-$190 for an oz. So I’m disappointed they have suddenly disappeared
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+1 votes
Tolerance getting ahead of my bank balance.....
RealD stardawg trim . 1 oz around 50 quid . Unsalted butter 500 g bout 4 quid . Put half oz in 250g butter . Youtube shows u how to make it . Piss …
Tolerance getting ahead of my bank balance.....
Afternoon all.
I use weed as both pain relief (fibromyalgia), and to reduce insomnia (and occasionally to get high), but I prefer edibles to smoking.
The problem I've been having is that my tolerance is getting exponentially higher and I'm currently having to take 150-200mg to get the same benefit/hit I was getting previously.
I've got no concern about the quality of the edibles as they are ones I've bought on here repeatedly and they're always top notch (they're my benchmark to compare others to).
Plus this has always happened to me. Back in my younger days I could have a smoke and pull a whitey, but a few days later I'd need to 'outsmoke' anybody in my group just to get a buzz, whilst their tolerances always stayed pretty static....
My question is, basically, what can I do about this as my bank balance won't keep up with my increasing tolerance, but it's the only thing that is keeping my pain levels tolerable?
I've tried stuff from a number of different vendors on here, and though the majority have been excellent, and some stand out above others, there have been several whose product was underwhelming, or whose lack of stealth came close to getting me in a heap of trouble (hence the throwaway in case I accidentally say something I shouldn't).
So, to the (overall) excellent biggy community, what are my options for pain relief without bankrupting myself in the process?
Should I bite the bullet and smoke as needed for a quicker hit and more instant pain relief? If so, what method as tobacco is a no go - bongs, vapes, dry herb vaporizers?
Or should I buy a good bulk of weed and have a go at making my own edibles? And if so, do you have any advice how to do it please?
Basically I just want to be a 'cheap date' ;)
And preferably one who is not in significant pain and sleep deprived.
Many thanks in advance!
I use weed as both pain relief (fibromyalgia), and to reduce insomnia (and occasionally to get high), but I prefer edibles to smoking.
The problem I've been having is that my tolerance is getting exponentially higher and I'm currently having to take 150-200mg to get the same benefit/hit I was getting previously.
I've got no concern about the quality of the edibles as they are ones I've bought on here repeatedly and they're always top notch (they're my benchmark to compare others to).
Plus this has always happened to me. Back in my younger days I could have a smoke and pull a whitey, but a few days later I'd need to 'outsmoke' anybody in my group just to get a buzz, whilst their tolerances always stayed pretty static....
My question is, basically, what can I do about this as my bank balance won't keep up with my increasing tolerance, but it's the only thing that is keeping my pain levels tolerable?
I've tried stuff from a number of different vendors on here, and though the majority have been excellent, and some stand out above others, there have been several whose product was underwhelming, or whose lack of stealth came close to getting me in a heap of trouble (hence the throwaway in case I accidentally say something I shouldn't).
So, to the (overall) excellent biggy community, what are my options for pain relief without bankrupting myself in the process?
Should I bite the bullet and smoke as needed for a quicker hit and more instant pain relief? If so, what method as tobacco is a no go - bongs, vapes, dry herb vaporizers?
Or should I buy a good bulk of weed and have a go at making my own edibles? And if so, do you have any advice how to do it please?
Basically I just want to be a 'cheap date' ;)
And preferably one who is not in significant pain and sleep deprived.
Many thanks in advance!
Switch your methods up. If you mostly use edibles take a break for a week or two and smoke/vape instead. When you go back to edibles they’ll hit harder again.
I believe the way THC is processed by your body changes depending on the method of consumption. This means you can take ‘tolerance breaks’ whilst keeping your THC levels where you need them to be. Hope this helps.
I believe the way THC is processed by your body changes depending on the method of consumption. This means you can take ‘tolerance breaks’ whilst keeping your THC levels where you need them to be. Hope this helps.
Totally agree with Blazin’- the more you mix it up the more you will control your tolerance. I rotate consumption method every single day- I plan it on a spreadsheet lol🤓. Dry herb vaping is by far the most economical (keep rotating strains) but you can dab without killing your tolerance if you only do it on rotation 👍
We've all been there mate, don't worry
Tolerance break/reset.
48 hours is more than enough, and long enough so medical users symptoms don't play up too much. Thc is stored in fat as opposed to other tissues, so your body will remove it at a much much slower rate than other drugs/medications - especially if you're a daily user. Remember, as you rightly experienced, less is more
For consumption, dry herb vape all the way or edibles. Edibles for night perhaps, and flower during the day for a quicker onset when needed. Avoid smoking, its habitual and you need far more flower than when using a dry herb vape
Alternatively microdose the edibles in the morning and night, and top up with flower when needed
Tolerance break/reset.
48 hours is more than enough, and long enough so medical users symptoms don't play up too much. Thc is stored in fat as opposed to other tissues, so your body will remove it at a much much slower rate than other drugs/medications - especially if you're a daily user. Remember, as you rightly experienced, less is more
For consumption, dry herb vape all the way or edibles. Edibles for night perhaps, and flower during the day for a quicker onset when needed. Avoid smoking, its habitual and you need far more flower than when using a dry herb vape
Alternatively microdose the edibles in the morning and night, and top up with flower when needed
hey maybe get some cheap shake or trim or cheap bud and have a go at doing your own edibles ? hope pain gets better
RealD stardawg trim . 1 oz around 50 quid . Unsalted butter 500 g bout 4 quid . Put half oz in 250g butter . Youtube shows u how to make it . Piss easy just time consuming . Can use it for biscuits . Pot noodles custard . Meatballs . And will get you proper high how it should be . Cant recomend it enough
I was in the same boat mate was taking half a ml of pure distilate in a capsule to feel anything and buying premade edibles gets expensive I take 10ml of distillate and add it to 250ml of melted coconut oil a teaspoon will get you where you need to be mate and very cost efficient hope this helps 👍
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Flo
Vapes without the cough
https://www.healthcabin.net/ltq-vapor-mini-globefish-vaporizer-kit-p/29083.html
I had the same issue till i came across this . I have used the tan…
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Flo
Vapes without the cough
Hi fellow biggys, I’ve tried numerous vapes from here and abroad and haven’t found one that doesn’t make me cough an eyeball out 🙄😩. Can anyone recommend a vape without the cough factor. Please and please again. Flo
It’s hard to avoid the “scratch & tickle” on carts. I’ve got mates who say “if you wanna get high you gotta cough til you cry!” but personally I hate it. 😖
I get round it by using a Tombstone battery (twin cart, available on Amazon) and combining any THC cart with a CBD cart. The combo really smooths out the vapour, tastes great and I’ve never coughed once. It’s also super discreet but the biggest benefit is the full spectrum effect from all those CBD, CBN, CBG ++ goodies now included!😍
I get round it by using a Tombstone battery (twin cart, available on Amazon) and combining any THC cart with a CBD cart. The combo really smooths out the vapour, tastes great and I’ve never coughed once. It’s also super discreet but the biggest benefit is the full spectrum effect from all those CBD, CBN, CBG ++ goodies now included!😍
If you don't want to invest in new kit, the best method to avoid The Cough is to have a bottle of water on hand: take a couple of small sips before you inhale and then immediately after take rapid small sips and swallows until the urge to cough goes away. It does work....and you stay hydrated!
I don't think you'll find any particular strain or type of cart that makes much difference over any other... our lungs are telling us that they don't like da juice!
I don't think you'll find any particular strain or type of cart that makes much difference over any other... our lungs are telling us that they don't like da juice!
Cool!😎- I hope you enjoy it🤞🏼
You can buy cheap CBD carts but I think quality and a high CBD % are worthwhile. Below is a link to the one I’m using currently together with a Mimosa THC cart. Lovely combo and the two together last a long time:
https://www.pasocbd.co.uk/products/cbd-oil-vape-cartridge-citrus-eclipse
Lower CBD % carts are much cheaper:
https://ljvapes.co.uk/collections/cbd-cartridges/products/jwn4590238531702?variant=41786677231748
You can buy cheap CBD carts but I think quality and a high CBD % are worthwhile. Below is a link to the one I’m using currently together with a Mimosa THC cart. Lovely combo and the two together last a long time:
https://www.pasocbd.co.uk/products/cbd-oil-vape-cartridge-citrus-eclipse
Lower CBD % carts are much cheaper:
https://ljvapes.co.uk/collections/cbd-cartridges/products/jwn4590238531702?variant=41786677231748
Hi Pollypuff, vape, Cbd and a sour pinot from Sensi all on order 😊. I will send feedback once received. Thanks for help 😁. Flo
Oh yeah please do👍
The Tombstone lets you run single carts as well so you can try a number of permutations. It’s my Go To battery👌
The Tombstone lets you run single carts as well so you can try a number of permutations. It’s my Go To battery👌
Your recommendation works a treat, no need to be careful 😁😁😁. I don’t understand it though as always thought it was the terpes making e cough 🤷🏼♀️ can’t thank you enough nor can my bestie 😁. Have a fabulous weekend.
Wohooo!🥳- that’s great news!
I think it’s the pure strength of carts that trigger the cough reflex. CBD smooths it all out it seems…
Enjoy, and thanks for the feedback👍
I think it’s the pure strength of carts that trigger the cough reflex. CBD smooths it all out it seems…
Enjoy, and thanks for the feedback👍
If you haven’t already, could be worthwhile to pickup a ccell palm pro and some live resin / sauce carts.
White runtz sauce cart from doctor extracts is up there, super terpy and smooth.
Sensi mart, MJ also come to mind, sensi 50/50s are another good option. Seen MJs throwing in some freebies with orders as well.
Vapeboutique had some of, if not, the best live resin I’ve tried on here but looks as though they’ve shut shop for time being, if they return, definitely give them a try.
White runtz sauce cart from doctor extracts is up there, super terpy and smooth.
Sensi mart, MJ also come to mind, sensi 50/50s are another good option. Seen MJs throwing in some freebies with orders as well.
Vapeboutique had some of, if not, the best live resin I’ve tried on here but looks as though they’ve shut shop for time being, if they return, definitely give them a try.
I have found that the Great Vape Company 100% live resin carts to be smooth as the surface of the Stath’s head. Sure. If you blinker them you’ll cough. But general small tokes. Smooth as.
I have a Vessel pen. With 4 settings. Medium gives me the smoothest hit.
I have a Vessel pen. With 4 settings. Medium gives me the smoothest hit.
A Vessel Vista to be exact.
Loads of 510 batteries here
https://tvape.co.uk/vapes/510-thread-batteries.html
Loads of 510 batteries here
https://tvape.co.uk/vapes/510-thread-batteries.html
https://www.healthcabin.net/ltq-vapor-mini-globefish-vaporizer-kit-p/29083.html
I had the same issue till i came across this . I have used the tank but the main feature is the variable control battery . Screw in ur cart and away u go . No preset just turn up or down till it hits the spot with a dial on the bottom . getting a lungfull of vapor and coughings a lot different if u take small puffs if u still cough on low setting and small puffs give up and skin up a number 👍🏼 but carry on with smaller puffs and ur throat will adapt . Then u really taste the flavours
I had the same issue till i came across this . I have used the tank but the main feature is the variable control battery . Screw in ur cart and away u go . No preset just turn up or down till it hits the spot with a dial on the bottom . getting a lungfull of vapor and coughings a lot different if u take small puffs if u still cough on low setting and small puffs give up and skin up a number 👍🏼 but carry on with smaller puffs and ur throat will adapt . Then u really taste the flavours
Hey, I think you need a variable voltage and go lower. Look up litl bit, it can do 2.4v, 2.8v and 3.2v. Most I've seen are 3.4v/3.6v upto 4v!
Anyway of attaching a bubbler to the top of a 510 cart to make it more like a bong, like certain dry herb vapes 🤔
Hmmmmm....
Hmmmmm....
Dry herb vape, that's about it. Unless all you're smoking is distillate, which you'll almost always cough.
Thanks, I do have one it’s just the cleaning process that gets on my nerves also not as discreet.
Live Resin vapes is probably the better option. When you say you've tried from abroad, which ones?
They weren’t from LB, a friend sent them from America. Also spoke to a legal trader in South Africa who said that all of his stock would make me cough. I love gummies but need something to “smoke”. 😁
Live resin is the way to go, I can second Dr. Ex White Runtz for being smoother than most. Sour Pinot from Sensi is another tasty & smooth option. SensiMart recommends Nectar Honeybee, you can keep voltage low for a smoother toke
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In all my years, I have never felt anything from any edible I’ve ever consumed.
Even when I buy the Delta nine myself and watch 5000 mg going into 150 g Haribo mix—-NOTHING.
Absolutely zilch.
Can anyone else relate to this?
Even when I buy the Delta nine myself and watch 5000 mg going into 150 g Haribo mix—-NOTHING.
Absolutely zilch.
Can anyone else relate to this?
Buy some trim .realD has got some fantastic stardawg trim . Make cannabutter real easy . Then put say 1 10th of 250g in some birds custard home made add butter and then tell me edibles dont do nothing for ya . Have fun and dont over do it or u will be posting about ur bad experience next 👍🏼👍🏼 And yes i relate
That’s an idea,thanks.
I’m giving thought to a 36-48 hour break.
Seems that’s the only guaranteed for me.
I’m giving thought to a 36-48 hour break.
Seems that’s the only guaranteed for me.
Unicorn mate.
Your liver processes and gets rid of the THC before it can enter your bloodstream.
25mg+ and I'm on the moon.
Your liver processes and gets rid of the THC before it can enter your bloodstream.
25mg+ and I'm on the moon.
So how are you getting to the moon —When your liver is removing the THC?
I ate 250g of 200mg and still struggled to sleep.
25mg Doesn’t get anyone anywhere, mate, but I appreciate you saying it to help sell your product
I ate 250g of 200mg and still struggled to sleep.
25mg Doesn’t get anyone anywhere, mate, but I appreciate you saying it to help sell your product
I think you misunderstood me mate if you go back and read what I said.
I said you are a unicorn, one of the few people whose livers processes and gets rid of the THC before it enters the bloodstream.
Everyone is different, 25mg has floored people I know and other people have breezed 500mg.
I know how it works, and I thought you’d like an explanation.
I said you are a unicorn, one of the few people whose livers processes and gets rid of the THC before it enters the bloodstream.
Everyone is different, 25mg has floored people I know and other people have breezed 500mg.
I know how it works, and I thought you’d like an explanation.
Definitely this. My dose is 500mg to have any effect at all, but at times that has been really intense, and with others I'm also smoking joints wondering why I bother. I'd heard that stomach acid can play a role so I took 3 Gaviscon tablets, waited 30 minutes, then took 300mg. Absolutely nothing.
All this just to get more than 2 hours sleep.
Fuck this.
1000 diazepam for £350 is getting ordered!!
Fuck this.
1000 diazepam for £350 is getting ordered!!
4 blues and a G&T on a Sunday afternoon and some decent old B&W film with characters and plotlines used to be a guilty pleasure of mine.
Never had much of an issue with absorption or tolerance with that, despite my huge edibles tolerance. Looks like the bulk price has stayed pretty much the same for the last 20+ years too.
Never had much of an issue with absorption or tolerance with that, despite my huge edibles tolerance. Looks like the bulk price has stayed pretty much the same for the last 20+ years too.
A roast dinner, 3 pre rolled,blues as n when and a movie like KING to fall asleep to —-put on again—repeat,sounds like heaven to me right now.
In all honesty I do need a day off totally or 4.
🤪
In all honesty I do need a day off totally or 4.
🤪
Thought about possibly cycling though things if you take a lot of self-medicating medication, if you're not doing that already? Could help with tolerance, amounts needed to get super high, costs involved with that, etc?
What's your roast dinner choice in this scenario? Beef? Pink? Definitely not pink? Roasties? I'm hungry again.
What's your roast dinner choice in this scenario? Beef? Pink? Definitely not pink? Roasties? I'm hungry again.
I used to cycle for fun, but now it’s essential. My body really taken a beating in last 4 years.
Likely beef,don’t mind it pink in middle but want the burnt ends defo.
I think 2018 may have been my last good one.
It’s best done yourself isn’t it.
Likely beef,don’t mind it pink in middle but want the burnt ends defo.
I think 2018 may have been my last good one.
It’s best done yourself isn’t it.
I’ve heard about the anti-acids helping some people too.
I’ve also heard eating a meal with a lot of fatty food also helps as it binds to the fat cells.
I’ve also heard eating a meal with a lot of fatty food also helps as it binds to the fat cells.
Doesn't work on an empty stomach for me quite often mate, so I'm not sure about additional uptake or absorption/processing in that circumstance. Maybe that's a reason for me to try that artisan pizza that's floating around...
Unfortunately I am in the same boat. For most people the liver converts THC into a more potent form that is a different high from smoking but sadly for the chosen few the liver isn't doing the trick :/
I wish I could experience what it's like to be high on edibles but never gonna happen
I wish I could experience what it's like to be high on edibles but never gonna happen
I think, if you’ve smoked cannabis for 35 years Continuously —that’s the likely the reason why,somewhere.
Trust me boss your liver cannot process THC like most people can. Don't waste your money on edibles they will never work for you. It is not a tolerance thing as it's totally different from smoking.
Just do a quick read on the topic and you will find the same answer.
Like I said you are not the only one with this condition.
I found mushrooms work for me so I use them when I want a trip to the moon :D
You should also give them a go and just move on from the thc edibles ;)
Just do a quick read on the topic and you will find the same answer.
Like I said you are not the only one with this condition.
I found mushrooms work for me so I use them when I want a trip to the moon :D
You should also give them a go and just move on from the thc edibles ;)
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Best looking bit of weed ive ever seen on this site
Was the pic of the tricoms just before you harvested . They look very clear . Not cloudy or 20 percent amber . If so id have given that plant another…
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Best looking bit of weed ive ever seen on this site
Well done mate that looks superb ill be ordering some in next few days
Was the pic of the tricoms just before you harvested . They look very clear . Not cloudy or 20 percent amber . If so id have given that plant another 2 to 3 weeks
Thanks, hope everyone enjoys it.
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Received this in the post this morning . Gotta say realD always smashes it out the park for me . Its pure stardawg taste smell and buzz without the pricetag . Honeslty biggas u gotta give this a go if ur a doggy fan .
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