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BACK AGAIN! MIXED FLAVOURS!
We Cannot Guarantee which flavour you will receive

Super creamy terps. amazing structure on this flower. has very good colour as well. the effects are strong and can leave you speachless. Enjoy!

Apple fritter hints with blue power punching through your nose. Structure on the flower is decent but the terps really speak the most of it. Colour is green with frosty buds.

Super soft fruity hash. Excellent price point as usual. Breaks easily by the touch of fingers.

If you do like gelonade then you will love this. Dense nugs. Lemon gas. hits you straight to the face. Absolute banger for the money

Super fucking fire weed. Hard solid bud. Smells and tastes amazing. Frosty as fuck. complete shape weed grown to absolute perfection has so much frost its unreal.

Another colourful banger. Bangs of cream hit your nose. Supreme creamy smoke gelato like taste. Heavy effects leaving your eyes red and your nose sweaty. Purple hints all over. Cheapest price ever.

Dense buds. Covered with trichomes. Big to medium bud size. An indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive. Nirvana Seeds bred this to be their take on a Mango strain and crossed Citral #13 with Ice #2 to make their own fruit. They met their own challenge and Papaya smells uncannily like its namesake. The taste is similar to its tropical fruit counterpart, but a spicy, peppery side also becomes apparent. The plants stay fairly short and thin, producing lots of fluffy buds with papaya-orange hairs in 8 or 9 weeks. -Leafly

T.I.T.S. is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Sour Diesel and Forum Cookies. This strain is named after its acronym for This Is The Shit, which reflects its potent and flavorful profile. T.I.T.S. is 25-30% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers. Leafly customers tell us T.I.T.S. effects include euphoria, creativity, and energy. Medical marijuana patients often choose T.I.T.S. when dealing with symptoms associated with depression, fatigue, and nausea. Bred by West Coast Cure, T.I.T.S. features flavors like sweet, spicy, and diesel. The dominant terpene of this strain is limonene. -Leafly

Blue Dream, a sativa-dominant hybrid originating in California, has achieved legendary status among West Coast strains. Crossing a Blueberry indica with the sativa Haze, Blue Dream balances full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral invigoration. Novice and veteran consumers alike enjoy the level effects of Blue Dream, which ease you gently into a calm euphoria. Some Blue Dream phenotypes express a more indica-like look and feel, but the sativa-leaning variety remains most prevalent.

Solid nug structure with good size. Guava Gelato is a Gelato phenotype from Sherbinkski. This genetic expression of the Gelato lineage delivers a unique terpene profile steeped in creamy, tropical aromas with bright notes of piña colada and hops. The buds take on a dense structure that is representative of its parental lineage while emitting an aroma all its own. Guava Gelato’s effects are indica-forward, laying heavily atop the limbs while it excites and uplifts the mind.

Animal Mints is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Animal Cookies with SinMint Cookies. Animal Mints produces a strong body and head high, making it ideal for after work and evening use. This strain features a sweet, pungent aroma that is minty on the exhale.

MIX OF FOUR STRAINS LISTING
ANIMAL MINTS
GUAVA GELATO
TITS OG
BLUE DREAM

Full Gas is an indica weed strain made from a genetic cross between Venom OG and Humboldt OG. Proper gas notes on this one and strong hits. Solid nug structure with a developed trichome profile.

Gassy creamy with fruity notes. Purple hinted buds. Great smoke unbeatable price as usual.

An oldschool classic we have brought back. Harder on the texture side but burns beautiful. Hard hitting will have you stoned and relaxed. The smoke taste is exactly whats needed absolute quality.

Plenty of stock available. We will take down upon finishing and no subs.

REVIEW BY A MEMBER :

Megan Fox Looks 8 Only grabbed an 8th to sample with some of the LCG so really only had smaller buds, but they were dense light green frosty nuggets. Smell 7 Smell is subtle (to someone who's been smoking all day) but would definitely stink your pocket out in a ziplock. Smell is dank and sweet.
Taste 8 Not the loudest but some nice terps going on doesn't slap you in the face but tastes very pleasant, dank skunky and sweet with slight citrus notes. Ash 9 White/light grey ash very clean and smooth Effects 8 Really enjoyable smoke not overly sedated after a .7 J but feeling nicely stoned for sure. Nice head high feel it around the eyes but not overly tiring. Overall 8/10 A very nice mid for the price hopefully Pistachio got enough to go round definitely gonna have to order more and try some of that bubblegum gelato looks fire. LCG is also decent not the most lemony Icg I've had from P but still a nice example of the strain.
I don't really do reviews I've been ordering online for 5+ years now and this would be my first one, don't like to dick ride but you gotta give props when due and who doesn't like a free competition. I like the idea of this Reddit page, a place where people can review and discuss recent drops, regardless of the competitions it's a pretty cool idea. These guys have never let me down probably done 100+ orders in the past few years on biggy and directly, so far had 38 successful drops off site and not had many disappointing strains, everything's always fairly priced. A lot of these mids are what your plug up road gonna charge you £30-40 an 8th for and these
guys over here flipping it £130 on the zip! Gotta be one of the best teams out there.

NEW STOCK JEALOUSY! PLENTY OF THIS IN STOCK WE WILL DELETE UPON RUNNING OUT! NO SUBS!

A REVIEW BY A MEMBER!

Jealousy Review (Proppa)
This Jealousy strain from Ztach is a great pick for anyone who loves mid Cali weed It's got the perfect mix of fruity and sweet, with a gassy aroma like a fruit salad, plus a little peppery kick to keep things interesting. The high is smooth and gets you nicely stoned without being too much ideal for relaxing.
Ztsachio's team is truly next-level. These guys have mastered the art of consistency-if they were chefs, they'd be serving Michelin-star weed every time. I'm pretty sure they've got a secret weed lab where they fine-tune every nug until it's nothing short of perfection. Seriously, the l team probably high-fives each other with one hand while trimming with the other. At just £20 for 3.5g, Jealousy is an absolute steal, a few roadmen on the streets will be selling this sort for 30-40s on the Henry If you're not following this complete nutter yet, you're missing out on some of the best deals around-these guys are practically giving away top-tier cannabis like it'c a Black Friday sale! 


Creamy soft moroccan hash. The traditional way. Smokes proper leaving you head and bodily high. Clean stuff. There's plenty of stock. No subs

Flavours are intense with this one. Pure gassy cookies. Dense full buds. Coming like some imported weed. Hits hard and gives you a nice stone. The price point on this is really cheap but the product is actual high quality.

18 ounces
and 36 ounces

Proper UK-grown Zheetoz, done right under LEDs. Clean burn, rich Z flavor, and that gassy-sweet nose you expect from real Z genetics. Dense buds, sticky trim, and smooth smoke all the way through. Small-batch organic grow. TO = ZHEETOZ

Small buds, big flavour. Proper Funkel Farm popcorn and dust mix — perfect for rolling, mixing, or stretching your stash. Edibles and more.

Premium cold-cured piatella crafted from Melonade genetics, offering a creamy pistachio-sweet aroma with citrus zest and candy gas on the back end. Smooth, oily texture that bubbles clean when lit. Deep, calming body effect with a lifted, happy headspace — pure connoisseur-grade hash. Limited small-batch import.

Superb batch. Dense buds and great smell. There's a lot trichomes on this flower. it suites anything as a mixed hybrid. Very very gassy.

Ridiculous boulder nug batch. reminds me of wedding cake from 2020. Frosty and perfect buds. Crazy value.

Static Sift is a solventless concentrate crafted for those who appreciate true-to-plant expression and refined texture. Using a precise mechanical separation and static-tech refinement, this sift reaches exceptional purity while preserving the full spectrum of the original resin.

The result is a soft, sandy consistency that gently crumbles apart, rich in intact trichome heads and bursting with natural aroma.

Jelly Donut

Sweet, creamy, and fruit-forward with notes of warm pastry, berry jam, and a light sugary finish. A dessert-style profile that’s rich, smooth, and deeply aromatic.


Maui Wowiee

Bright and uplifting with classic tropical character. Expect juicy pineapple, citrus zest, and subtle floral sweetness layered over a clean, resinous backbone.