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MORE SMILES, LESS MILESUK GROWN DELIGHTS!!
IVE BEEN IN THE BUSINESS OF HIGH QUALITY FLOWERS FOR SEVERAL YEARS.
I HAVE PURCHASED FROM LITTLEBIGGY GOOD FEW TIMES IN THE PAST AND THOUGHT I WOULD BRING MY EFFORTS TO THE TABLE.
ALL PRODUCT IS GROWN BY MYSELF AND PROCESSED BY MYSELF. A ONE MAN BAND OPERATION.
REASONABLE PRICES, FOR TOP QUALITY.
HIGH QUALITY STEALTH PACKAGING WITH A NEW VACUUM SEALER.
ALL ORDERS WILL COME DOUBLE SEALED AND BOXED.
AS I WORK ALONE PLEASE ALLOW 24 HOURS TO GET ORDERS OUT. DURING A SALE PLEASE ALLOW UPTO 48 AS ITS HARD WORK GETTING SO MUCH DONE ON MY OWN. IM TRYING MY BEST GUYS.
ANY PROBLEMS MESSAGE ME
THANKYOU
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14 posts
+49 votes
Popcorn / Small buds
Popcorn / Small buds
Is there any interest in high quality small, undesirable buds that are just not decent enough to make the grade. ??
Does very high quality trim float anyone's boat??
Does very high quality trim float anyone's boat??
Surely your the judge of that department, just dont charge like a wounded rhino 👍😂
Always keen, keep it green 🫡
Always keen, keep it green 🫡
Because of the quality I don't want to just throw it all in a bucket and make Rso.
I keep having a wee look on the wall but the quality isn't there
I keep having a wee look on the wall but the quality isn't there
just came here to say i think i might have bought this about a year ago and i chucked it in restash jar with a humidity pack.
found it today and its absolute fire. bubblegum gelato i think (May 2025)
found it today and its absolute fire. bubblegum gelato i think (May 2025)
I'm not sure about the undesirable buds, but if they're just small at a reduced price then I'm in.
Mate,
How come, I've been docked more ratings points on the Smalls/Shake listing than on anything?
Thought I'd ask as your in the know on here
Cheers
How come, I've been docked more ratings points on the Smalls/Shake listing than on anything?
Thought I'd ask as your in the know on here
Cheers
Not a clue. Expectations? I'm a happy camper anyway with my recent delivery. Undoubted 10/10.
10 posts
+27 votes
Pre Rolls
Pre Rolls
Shal I start making some out of my decent buds??
No shake filled garbage
No shake filled garbage
YES!!! Please make some little prerolls probably some 1g cones. Ive got very shakey hands and have had to switch to carts. If you did make some pre rolls that would be awesome
I have been considering making some more.
In the 6 shooter and made properly, it takes me about 35/45 mins.
They have to be packed separately to start off with, by the roach. So they don't bend
In the 6 shooter and made properly, it takes me about 35/45 mins.
They have to be packed separately to start off with, by the roach. So they don't bend
Ah mate, that sucks.
I'd skin-up for you, if it weren't for the logistics.
But if KiG knocks some out, I'll shout you a bifta.
I'd skin-up for you, if it weren't for the logistics.
But if KiG knocks some out, I'll shout you a bifta.
Yeah that was me.
Pain in the arse mate!!
I'd have to charge $250 a pop as they took an age to make
Really nice though.
Just dug the 6 shooter out
Pain in the arse mate!!
I'd have to charge $250 a pop as they took an age to make
Really nice though.
Just dug the 6 shooter out
Haha yeah i could imagine them to pretty labour intensive and stress inducing 😂, I couldnt imagine trying to get those leafs to stick without making a huge mess and throwing a paddy lol.
It's not stressful if you take your time and don't load too much at a time.
The bud needs to be on the dryer side. The Gary in the photo hadn't been trimmed yet. Was the only bud i had to hand for the photo.
Pre rolls will only ever have bud that's top shelf and good enough for myself to smoke.
The bud needs to be on the dryer side. The Gary in the photo hadn't been trimmed yet. Was the only bud i had to hand for the photo.
Pre rolls will only ever have bud that's top shelf and good enough for myself to smoke.
17 posts
+47 votes
Cheers
Lol
About 6 grams of El Chapo and odd bits of Keif sprinkled in for good measure.
She smashed me about abit for sure
About 6 grams of El Chapo and odd bits of Keif sprinkled in for good measure.
She smashed me about abit for sure
When you smoke hard every day. You need to up your game on special occasions lol
Do you dab at all bro??
You won best order of the day. So you get a Gram of Resin sugar stuff.
OK by you??
Do you dab at all bro??
You won best order of the day. So you get a Gram of Resin sugar stuff.
OK by you??
Is that for me mate? Yes please, I certainly do and by good fortune got a new glass banger on its way that’ll need breaking in.
Thanks bro, v generous.
When you listing those canna cigars?
Thanks bro, v generous.
When you listing those canna cigars?
Now Mr Johnny,
You win the same prize for being an absolute legend, hero and star to the masses
You win the same prize for being an absolute legend, hero and star to the masses
Gushers by Backpack boys/Barney's farm.
Ive not tryed Gushers before but this one is like my old Watermelon Zkittles but more Zkittles.
Might not list it as its got something over me, i cant keep my nose out of the bag
Ive not tryed Gushers before but this one is like my old Watermelon Zkittles but more Zkittles.
Might not list it as its got something over me, i cant keep my nose out of the bag
33 posts
+79.2 votes
420
420
Shutting up for few days.
I'll be back on 420 for a stock clearance sale.
Pretty much like the sale we had at 7am on that Saturday morning a good few months ago.
I have about 2 ounces of bubble hash, about 15 ounces of Ice cream. Gary, one or 2 and maybe few #41
Keep you eyes peeled
Thanks
I'll be back on 420 for a stock clearance sale.
Pretty much like the sale we had at 7am on that Saturday morning a good few months ago.
I have about 2 ounces of bubble hash, about 15 ounces of Ice cream. Gary, one or 2 and maybe few #41
Keep you eyes peeled
Thanks
Got 4 grams of Resin sugar stuff in the fridge. They can be freebies with orders on Sunday.
Mega stock clearance
Mega stock clearance
The Cheerytini has a faint Spritz in the background. Lush. Cheery then Spritz.
If you tried my Spritz before, the new batch is just as exquisite.
Don't I owe you a smoke from the guess the strain??
If you tried my Spritz before, the new batch is just as exquisite.
Don't I owe you a smoke from the guess the strain??
The spritz was divine had that cats piss smell too lmao gorgeous smoke and your good mate I know you’ll see me good next order
Wanting to keep one for myself but I've so many new untested strains that need my attention
This Cherrytini is divine. My 1st Spritz smoke is after the shops in a mo
This Cherrytini is divine. My 1st Spritz smoke is after the shops in a mo
I'll 100% take an oz of el chapo if it's on sale and available, or Gary as I've tried both ICC and #41 from ya and they were equally tasty! (and saw some hot reviews on that Gary!)
If I was a bit better off money/situation wise I'd purchase off-sale more regularly as the quality is basically unmatched, got to pish with the cock I've got though! haha
If I was a bit better off money/situation wise I'd purchase off-sale more regularly as the quality is basically unmatched, got to pish with the cock I've got though! haha
Sale start time 7am?
What sort of time suits everyone best?
The last time we done this, can't lie, I had jokes.
Sure it didn't go on for too long, as everything sold quickly. Like under 2 hours if I recall correctly.
What sort of time suits everyone best?
The last time we done this, can't lie, I had jokes.
Sure it didn't go on for too long, as everything sold quickly. Like under 2 hours if I recall correctly.
Need to set my alarm if it's 7AM on a Sunday!
Praying a don't sleep through it and manage to get myself a deal!
Praying a don't sleep through it and manage to get myself a deal!
I'm so dozy. Logged in 06:59, couldn't remember who'd mentioned sales, couldn't seem to search anything up, kept checking back in and my wall just wouldn't refresh with new topics anyway so I gave up and went digging on the darkside. Didn't much like it so I came back. LOL!
Never mind, surely by 04/20 2026 I'll have a measure of this site and it's vague and vaguely anachronistic ways adequate enough to keep me from rolling arse backwards down the dnm iceberg again, to places no innocent doctor should go, where the captchas fall like rain -- which I can't stand.
Happy 4/20 my sweet fat cherubs
Never mind, surely by 04/20 2026 I'll have a measure of this site and it's vague and vaguely anachronistic ways adequate enough to keep me from rolling arse backwards down the dnm iceberg again, to places no innocent doctor should go, where the captchas fall like rain -- which I can't stand.
Happy 4/20 my sweet fat cherubs
Hi mate,
Enjoying those smalls from you the other day, very nice. There's one with a darker hue that is lovely.
Are you going to be doing any weights smaller than an Oz come Sunday?
Nice one.
Enjoying those smalls from you the other day, very nice. There's one with a darker hue that is lovely.
Are you going to be doing any weights smaller than an Oz come Sunday?
Nice one.
Mite be the Gary mate.
I'm going to clear all of the old strains. In ounces.
My new strains, I am going to do 8th's and quarters for couple weeks so everyone has a chance to sample to the magic
I'm going to clear all of the old strains. In ounces.
My new strains, I am going to do 8th's and quarters for couple weeks so everyone has a chance to sample to the magic
Thought it might have been that, saw you said it smelt of ammonia, that's what I was getting from it. Very nice whatever it is.
Nice one Pal!
Is the Bubble you have like the recent 'Full Spectrum' stuff?
The stuff you made from early last year's Mimosa & Oringina was fukcing epic btw - Dark, Sticky & Terps Galore!
Is the Bubble you have like the recent 'Full Spectrum' stuff?
The stuff you made from early last year's Mimosa & Oringina was fukcing epic btw - Dark, Sticky & Terps Galore!
Have about 3 grams of something like that and loads more that's full spectrum but not a deadly strong. It's more pinkish, rocky stuff, smells delicious
Reckon you could stick that 3g to one side for me Pal? (ie. the non-full spectrum Bubble)
If so, I'll add it my forthcoming custom order.
If so, I'll add it my forthcoming custom order.
Done.
Gunna look after all my regular customers 1st on 420 sale day.
This is about 20oz in the trim bag. 6 week cure
Gunna look after all my regular customers 1st on 420 sale day.
This is about 20oz in the trim bag. 6 week cure
Absolute legend - thanks Pal (I'll DM you for it with a custom over the weekend) 🙏
Jeez, I can't zoom in on that trim pic, so it just looks like circa 20oz of straight trichomes!
Jeez, I can't zoom in on that trim pic, so it just looks like circa 20oz of straight trichomes!
The smell is pretty much exactly the same as some Northern Lights i grew a year or so ago. But this is more English garden Mint
53 posts
+121 votes
Guess the New Strains
Guess the New Strains
I have a good few new strains just boxed for the cure.
Least a month till they are ready.
Couple strains I've done before and loads new.
If you guess good I'll hook you up a prize. Like an 8th or a quarter.
If you have enjoyed my weed up till now, you should start getting excited.
Least a month till they are ready.
Couple strains I've done before and loads new.
If you guess good I'll hook you up a prize. Like an 8th or a quarter.
If you have enjoyed my weed up till now, you should start getting excited.
Hope it includes some of your northern lights and blue sunset sherbert, red red, spritz and evo and maybe a bit mighty grape
Agree with Apex something with a Z heritage,terps pls 😁
Agree with Apex something with a Z heritage,terps pls 😁
You have nailed one Sir Johnny
The one you have mentioned, had some of the heaviest, thick buds.
This pheno isn't as beefy tho
The one you have mentioned, had some of the heaviest, thick buds.
This pheno isn't as beefy tho
👀
I just hope there’s a Z flavoured offering 😛
Or maybe a Kush variant, I’d be keen to smoke a kush your green fingers took care of mate 🔥🔥🔥
I just hope there’s a Z flavoured offering 😛
Or maybe a Kush variant, I’d be keen to smoke a kush your green fingers took care of mate 🔥🔥🔥
Cheers dude.
Z like Zope?? I don't think so this time but I'm gunna check where I get seeds.
I do have a Backpack boys collaboration
Z like Zope?? I don't think so this time but I'm gunna check where I get seeds.
I do have a Backpack boys collaboration
Sorry mate like zkittles variants 🤤
I’m trying to remember the legendary one you did way back when I first tried you too, that shit was incredible but for the life of me I can’t remember the name 😭
I’m trying to remember the legendary one you did way back when I first tried you too, that shit was incredible but for the life of me I can’t remember the name 😭
I'll guess Orangina (I hope), Mimosa, NY Diesel, Lemon Tree, Zkittles and Bubblegum. Did I get anywhere close?
Straight in, covering all bases. Nice.
I nearly went for the Orangin again, she was a good all-rounder to be fair.
Them orange terps though
Same as the Mimosa, orange tasting fingers licking goodness.
Your not too close Roo
I nearly went for the Orangin again, she was a good all-rounder to be fair.
Them orange terps though
Same as the Mimosa, orange tasting fingers licking goodness.
Your not too close Roo
Orangina was one of my favourite orange strains ever. Really lovely stuff. I always hope to see it back in your listings.
I think I prefer regular mimosa to the Evo too in terns of the pure old orangeness I often seek out. The Orangina was spot on for me. I've never seen it anywhere else either. But honestly, any new orange leaning strains are welcome on LB. Seems it's not what the cool kids are after so much these days.
Very similar structure lol lovely gassy strong batch that too was lucky enough to try cheers again KIG legend
This is the same bro. Took cuts before flower. No more after this but deffo try again
Did look at the Runtz x Layer cake
But went for the Biscotti
Very good guess, all Barney's farm
But went for the Biscotti
Very good guess, all Barney's farm
Yeah I was looking at Barney's list and liked the look of those ones. That sex tape does look nice though, as does the wet cherries and double peaches. Love me some limonene terps.
Hoping it’s some of the dank af sex tape bro. Would love to see the watermelon skitz and mimmy evo
Get in!!!!!
Sex Tape is back, wee bit more fruity this time.
You want some weed?? For a spot on guess
Sex Tape is back, wee bit more fruity this time.
You want some weed?? For a spot on guess
Couple of Red reds relatives yes?
Think I have 1 Red left. Should of thrown her in too, maybe I did but she may of been one that died
Think I have 1 Red left. Should of thrown her in too, maybe I did but she may of been one that died
I did like the old Psychosis but not enough to do a run.
Some old school Tuti fruity
Some old school Tuti fruity
I did try but the seed didn't take.
Never done a Biscotti. Gunna get some now.
And ill send you some weed as technically you guessed right bob
Never done a Biscotti. Gunna get some now.
And ill send you some weed as technically you guessed right bob
Cheers KIG that’s unbelievably kind of you! I had been meaning to give you a try before I took a break from flower/hash, so really appreciate that.
Now that looks like a pheno and a half mate just looked the parentage up bet that’s a stinker and strong
3 posts
+11 votes
SALE
SALE
Ive knocked £40uk off the price on my Ice cream cake ounces as i have a surplus
Probs just for today
About 8 on offer
Cheers
Probs just for today
About 8 on offer
Cheers
2 posts
+8 votes
4 strains
4 strains
Morning guys,
Shout me if you fancy anything decent.
Im only doing Custom orders as im bit too busy to go live properly atm.
Message me and go from there.
I have-
El Chapo
#41
Ice cream cake
Gary
I let the #41 go for an extra week(11) as its the last of the line. It's dark and dank.
The Gary, stinks of Gas, fruit and ammonia
Hit me up
Shout me if you fancy anything decent.
Im only doing Custom orders as im bit too busy to go live properly atm.
Message me and go from there.
I have-
El Chapo
#41
Ice cream cake
Gary
I let the #41 go for an extra week(11) as its the last of the line. It's dark and dank.
The Gary, stinks of Gas, fruit and ammonia
Hit me up
6 posts
+14 votes
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
This lump of bubble is a year old.
28 grams of hash goodness.
$250 if you wanted it
28 grams of hash goodness.
$250 if you wanted it
Odin the God of God's
Hope your doing well mate.
It's yours if you want it pal.
Message me
I have a 28 of Gary bubble too. Fresh last week
Hope your doing well mate.
It's yours if you want it pal.
Message me
I have a 28 of Gary bubble too. Fresh last week
4 posts
+11 votes
Wrong Strain
Wrong Strain
I haven't grown any haze strains for over 6 months.
Yes there is a Haze coming through after the 3 month cure on the Icc.
But to say there is a mix up and knock me for points is taking the biscuit, when i only have 2 strains atm
Ask me before you turn into the expert that knows more than Barney's farm please
Yes there is a Haze coming through after the 3 month cure on the Icc.
But to say there is a mix up and knock me for points is taking the biscuit, when i only have 2 strains atm
Ask me before you turn into the expert that knows more than Barney's farm please
Whilst I didn’t mark it down; as I never do if it’s decent - there’s defo something with this pheno of your ICC that is more than a little hazey as I’ve messaged you about.
I’m not more knowledgable than Barney’s, but I know my strains, some people just don’t get on with the haze taste/smell etc.
Yours is probably the best flower on here, just not getting that ICC. Peace
I’m not more knowledgable than Barney’s, but I know my strains, some people just don’t get on with the haze taste/smell etc.
Yours is probably the best flower on here, just not getting that ICC. Peace
It's the same pheno mate. Had 3 plants of Icc, guessing one during cure has come out Hazey
It's the whole "wrong strain" that got me
On a brighter note, free 🍬 today for orders. They aren't too strong but 2 fucked me up for 24 hours
It's the whole "wrong strain" that got me
On a brighter note, free 🍬 today for orders. They aren't too strong but 2 fucked me up for 24 hours
3 posts
+4 votes
Vapes
Hi, I’ve got a couple of questions. I’m interested in a DMT vape, how do you dose it? How long or how many puffs roughly would you get from a vape? Thanks for your help
8 posts
+38 votes
Reviews
Reviews
Just noticed the shop hit 1000 reviews.
I wish to thank everybody for their support.
9.8/10 massive thank you's.
Id like to apologize to anyone that ive rubbed up the wrong way.
Hit me up if you accept it and wanna move forward.
Thanks again my LB family
KiG
I wish to thank everybody for their support.
9.8/10 massive thank you's.
Id like to apologize to anyone that ive rubbed up the wrong way.
Hit me up if you accept it and wanna move forward.
Thanks again my LB family
KiG
9 posts
+26 votes
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Daz75
REQUEST LATE DISPUTE
by
Daz75
REQUEST LATE DISPUTE
Order ID
zDdfOpBjUy8MqeB14jXjX7eL
Item page link
https://littlebiggy.net/orders/zDdfOpBjUy8MqeB14jXjX7eL/view/b
Date paid
24th November
Today's date
16th December
Reason
I have not received my order. I was too late to hit the dispute button, so I had to read on the help page and was advised to do this.
Thank you
zDdfOpBjUy8MqeB14jXjX7eL
Item page link
https://littlebiggy.net/orders/zDdfOpBjUy8MqeB14jXjX7eL/view/b
Date paid
24th November
Today's date
16th December
Reason
I have not received my order. I was too late to hit the dispute button, so I had to read on the help page and was advised to do this.
Thank you
Hi there, did you send a message to the vendor? KIG is one of the best here, maybe he can sort it out! Royal mail this time of the year is a nightmare
I have sent you a reship like I told you I would. You need to be patient with the time of year.
You messaged me earlier and have given me no time to reply.
Send me your bitcoin address and I'll ping you the coin.
It's really 0% drama to me mate
You messaged me earlier and have given me no time to reply.
Send me your bitcoin address and I'll ping you the coin.
It's really 0% drama to me mate
Sorry! I'm new here and never had an order not turn up. I didn't know what the next step was when the dispute option went and I didn't get a reply, but I'll have to learn to be more patient in the future. I'm happy to keep waiting. Sorry once again.
I'll drive it to you if the 2nd doesn't turn up before couple days before Christmas mate. Normally both land at the same time
Hi, just an update that I still haven't received anything.
Fingers crossed it comes before new years!
Fingers crossed it comes before new years!
Hey Daz
It’s very civilised on here and not like dealing with Albanians or county lines but hard to believe the etiquette level.
5 years almost 200 buys never been bumped
Always message the vendor as almost always the best route to solution
Bare in mind it’s a fickle market on here so competition is strong as are biggas expectations if anything’s below 9.5 most of us swerve it so a low score or public call out is always defcon 5 reaction for emergencies lol also legends like KIG will have shed loads of biggas ready to defend a beloved vendor so it can turn real quick, little private message is normally best first response
You will get to know who’s quick who’s artisan who’s a smooth business or lone grower with a job.
Some are always next day without fail others I allow a week even on next day because their weed quality and price justify the wait.
I love KIG but if I was desperate for bud in 24 hours probs not my 1st choice however if I wanted the cleanest sparkliest perfectionist buds and im comfy financially defo a first choice, if he ever gives you a cookie write two days off.
Honestly this place is a godsend, it’s not cheap but stops you dealing with knobs on the whole but their are some vendors who pop up under new accounts every 5 mins so keep an eye out but this isn’t one of them he will sort you out.
It’s very civilised on here and not like dealing with Albanians or county lines but hard to believe the etiquette level.
5 years almost 200 buys never been bumped
Always message the vendor as almost always the best route to solution
Bare in mind it’s a fickle market on here so competition is strong as are biggas expectations if anything’s below 9.5 most of us swerve it so a low score or public call out is always defcon 5 reaction for emergencies lol also legends like KIG will have shed loads of biggas ready to defend a beloved vendor so it can turn real quick, little private message is normally best first response
You will get to know who’s quick who’s artisan who’s a smooth business or lone grower with a job.
Some are always next day without fail others I allow a week even on next day because their weed quality and price justify the wait.
I love KIG but if I was desperate for bud in 24 hours probs not my 1st choice however if I wanted the cleanest sparkliest perfectionist buds and im comfy financially defo a first choice, if he ever gives you a cookie write two days off.
Honestly this place is a godsend, it’s not cheap but stops you dealing with knobs on the whole but their are some vendors who pop up under new accounts every 5 mins so keep an eye out but this isn’t one of them he will sort you out.
113 posts
+530 votes
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
Sorry everyone!!
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
Why did the tiger get lost?
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
What did the nought say to the eight?
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
through the roof.
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
That really….spoke volumes.
That really….spoke volumes.
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?
A block of flaps.
A block of flaps.
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?
Cul-de-sack
Cul-de-sack
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's 😩
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm…
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss 😊
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious 🤣🤣 na I'm kidding no idea bud
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and that’s all that matters
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose 😅
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
Omg
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
It had me too, to be fair.
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.
Im just guessing though
Im just guessing though
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
3 guys having a beer.
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
5 posts
+25 votes
by
joash123
Best joke comp winnings
by
joash123
Best joke comp winnings
Arrived today, stealth on point as always with KiG.
This stuff is special (ICC), as soon as I opened the bag I was met with strong sweet creamy goodness. Hints of vanilla/pine and a little earthy too.
It's in perfect condition, not too sticky or too dry. Smokes clean and tasty with a hybrid of a stone and high but leaning further towards more stoned.
I didn't weigh it because I trust KiG but honestly it looks over-weight if anything, he also chucked some bubble in which is appreciated 👍
I know he is low on stock ATM but I highly recommend trying his current and/or future crops as everything I've had from him has been top drawer.
Cheers Mr and Mrs KiG and to any readers, hope you all have a good Christmas and stay in good health 🙏❤️
This stuff is special (ICC), as soon as I opened the bag I was met with strong sweet creamy goodness. Hints of vanilla/pine and a little earthy too.
It's in perfect condition, not too sticky or too dry. Smokes clean and tasty with a hybrid of a stone and high but leaning further towards more stoned.
I didn't weigh it because I trust KiG but honestly it looks over-weight if anything, he also chucked some bubble in which is appreciated 👍
I know he is low on stock ATM but I highly recommend trying his current and/or future crops as everything I've had from him has been top drawer.
Cheers Mr and Mrs KiG and to any readers, hope you all have a good Christmas and stay in good health 🙏❤️
4 posts
+33 votes
Clear out
Clear out
The sooner I'm out of stock the sooner my Christmas holiday starts.
So another sale is coming.
Save your crypto, Christmas is coming early in the KiG crib
So another sale is coming.
Save your crypto, Christmas is coming early in the KiG crib
Saw this but stuck the order in anyway, might miss the sale and no one wants a dry Christmas.
Will leave it up to Santa KiG to decide if I deserve some extra presents!
Will leave it up to Santa KiG to decide if I deserve some extra presents!
28 posts
+81 votes
Christmas Stock up
Christmas Stock up
Who is socking up anytime now for Christmas?? I have 3/4 strains ready to pop
Hoping fellow biggas want some absolute bargain toys so I can raid your shop !
https://littlebiggy.net/link/Qz9Lod
Got dynavap omnis x 4
Also dynavap vomg g titanium x6
Concentrate coils for the above
Also wand convection heater x1
Lots of silicone tubs
Hot knifes concentrate tools
All stock from my mates retail he’s shutting up so BNIB with purchase invoices.
Have no idea how to sell on here so message me if interested can set up custom kits ect
The terps on the dry herb from KIG are phenomenal so your Dyna would be your buddy here
The hash rosin and the ace cup well the most civilised dab your ever have
All KIG stuff deserves the right tool as its artisan deli produce!
So what’s on this menu then you tease ? 😛
https://littlebiggy.net/link/Qz9Lod
Got dynavap omnis x 4
Also dynavap vomg g titanium x6
Concentrate coils for the above
Also wand convection heater x1
Lots of silicone tubs
Hot knifes concentrate tools
All stock from my mates retail he’s shutting up so BNIB with purchase invoices.
Have no idea how to sell on here so message me if interested can set up custom kits ect
The terps on the dry herb from KIG are phenomenal so your Dyna would be your buddy here
The hash rosin and the ace cup well the most civilised dab your ever have
All KIG stuff deserves the right tool as its artisan deli produce!
So what’s on this menu then you tease ? 😛
I've only just seen this.
What on earth is this crazy contraption??
Hot knives in people's kitchen back in the day....... memories
Who remembers the lungs made with a half bottle and bag?? Holy Jesus hell Mary, I mite make a small, posh 1 for fun and get fu**ed up
What on earth is this crazy contraption??
Hot knives in people's kitchen back in the day....... memories
Who remembers the lungs made with a half bottle and bag?? Holy Jesus hell Mary, I mite make a small, posh 1 for fun and get fu**ed up
Hot boxing in an XR2 with a tulip that took an hour to craft
Making a bucket out of office water dispensers bottles and bath
Little scales in velvet cases with brass parts to assemble into weights
Making a bucket out of office water dispensers bottles and bath
Little scales in velvet cases with brass parts to assemble into weights
Bits of blue tac on the bottom of one of the pans and a stock of pennys/ half pennys. Oh and a wonky needle to boot!!
Your corrupt you are kind Sir lol, but I do recall similar activities myself.
How things have changed ay
How things have changed ay
It’s all gone posh these days, pretty sure what they call a ‘gravity bong’ we called a ‘ bucket’ and consisted of a literal bucket, sawn off bottle and whatever shitty bit of foil you can find to poke holes in and burn some even shittier soap bar on. We’ve come a long way!
How cool do they look
Would have been broken in moments in 1996?with 15 pill heads playing tekken
Would have been broken in moments in 1996?with 15 pill heads playing tekken
That’s why I love my new vape cup - I’ve spent thousands on gadgets over the years some as much as 400 - 600
All amazing for a few weeks but eventually gather dust in a corner
Puffco perfect example and the maintenance cost ridiculous
This is by far the best toy I’ve ever had and one of the cheapest
Replacement glass £25
Atomizer £15 with delivery
0.05 of diamonds fill cup 3 to 4 times so 40 - 45 cups out of half a g !
Terps best I know
I’ve sold so many already - not on here but at home to mates and their friends
Only takes concentrates but also you can screw a 510 cart straight in instead of atomizer and fuck me the hit blows your head off as huge cart hit nothing like being on a mod
All amazing for a few weeks but eventually gather dust in a corner
Puffco perfect example and the maintenance cost ridiculous
This is by far the best toy I’ve ever had and one of the cheapest
Replacement glass £25
Atomizer £15 with delivery
0.05 of diamonds fill cup 3 to 4 times so 40 - 45 cups out of half a g !
Terps best I know
I’ve sold so many already - not on here but at home to mates and their friends
Only takes concentrates but also you can screw a 510 cart straight in instead of atomizer and fuck me the hit blows your head off as huge cart hit nothing like being on a mod
I remember the lung - dry with a shopping bag sellotape around the bottom your portable bucket when I started out I can hear Bon jovis crossroads playing now
Do you remember shotguns ?
Metal pipe in bottle rip off a cm of fag stuff whole cover with gold seal squidgy
Do you remember shotguns ?
Metal pipe in bottle rip off a cm of fag stuff whole cover with gold seal squidgy
Toots we called them up my way Emz. Car ariel if you were desperate
Memory corner, over here
Memory corner, over here
I see the resemblance, its the thick white smoke :) We used to call hot knifes a 'blast'... we would knock the arse out the bottom of a glass bottle, heat the knifes up till red hot, drop a bit of hash on a knife and wrap a towel round the knifes and bottle to catch the smoke..... those electric rings killed me man.... coughing for hours haha
Yes please, theres a few I’d like to invite over for Christmas! Last batch of Gary Payton was 🔥 and pics of this one look great!
Only a few left, Ice cream cake is Superb too
Will have more about mid Jan25
I took just over 17 from this girl. Personal best again
Will have more about mid Jan25
I took just over 17 from this girl. Personal best again
Ready and waiting, probably be my biggest order to you yet - never get enough and always left wanting more.
17 posts
+67 votes
Gary Porn
I'll have
Blue Gel 41
Ice cream cake
Gary Payton
All around from around mid November
Blue Gel 41
Ice cream cake
Gary Payton
All around from around mid November
Gary is special mate.
This is Ice cream cake, she is a big girl.
Shal I do another guess the weight?? But no prize. JUST FOR FUN!!!??
This is Ice cream cake, she is a big girl.
Shal I do another guess the weight?? But no prize. JUST FOR FUN!!!??
She is a big one indeed mate
If your going for a guess the weight I’ll go for 320g dry in the name of fun 🫡
If your going for a guess the weight I’ll go for 320g dry in the name of fun 🫡
I'm excited tbh.
I didn't get much myself last lot. Wont be happening again this time
I didn't get much myself last lot. Wont be happening again this time
1 post
+8 votes
Extras
Extras
Get an added surprise with all orders all weekend long.
22nd - 24th November.
Big green hugs all round.
22nd - 24th November.
Big green hugs all round.
9 posts
+27 votes
by
JG1982
Anyone seen KiG?
That's A different pheno of the Raw diesel. Only about 5/6 ounce of this baby girl
Been checking in daily like an absolute fiend waiting for your next drops - looks like they're coming along very nicely!
19 posts
+55 votes
My RSO
My RSO
I've got so much Rso. 60ish Ml of the 8 strain multi mix and 70ish Ml of a fresh batch that's just Watermelon zkittles with a tiny bit of Mimosa Evo in the mix.
Who wants some??
My friend said its almost good enough to dab and tastes of orange. Could definitely smell the orange when I was cooking it off in the rice cooker.
Orange is from the Orangina and Mimosa trim.
Who wants some??
Who wants some??
My friend said its almost good enough to dab and tastes of orange. Could definitely smell the orange when I was cooking it off in the rice cooker.
Orange is from the Orangina and Mimosa trim.
Who wants some??
Very true Johnny.
I've had 3 lots so far and each time it's crept up on me like a rapist lol
I've had 3 lots so far and each time it's crept up on me like a rapist lol
Sounds delicious, I’d love to try some please. Not tried RSO but all the flowers you grow are amazing and bet this is great too. Will give my baking skills a go.
Try it! Its like nothing else, my tolerance level is sky high, but a couple of rice grain sized bits on a weekend and it’s melt into the sofa time.
Not had the Watermelon tbh but it will be as fire as the multi strain probably just not so many different compounds as less strains I'd guess
Hiya mate, I’d love some please. I’ve just ordered some off another vendor actually but I’d love to try your stuff. Tbh I’ve been eyeing up your stuff for a while.. mimosa looks epic dude! When I get paid (start of the month) I’ll defo be grabbing a few bits!
It's really good, highly recommended.
I tried dabbing it and can confirm it works well, also works nicely wiped on a paper and rolled up for a joint.
I tried dabbing it and can confirm it works well, also works nicely wiped on a paper and rolled up for a joint.
1ml RSO option is live now
ALL bank holiday orders will receive a FREE Zombi cookie
ALL bank holiday orders will receive a FREE Zombi cookie
22 posts
+54 votes
Weather?!?
Weather?!?
What is the weather like today where you are??
First named storm of the season!
Keep safe and dry people
First named storm of the season!
Keep safe and dry people
Raining, which I love as nothing beats a cuppa in the shed getting blazed while listening to the rain 🥳
Hi K I G 👍hope you're doing well and your family buddy 🙏. Yep the weather Shite where I am near Jodrell Bank this weekend 😒🤔. Shite weather forecast next week also 😕
Hi mate 👍 great to hear all is good. Yep at least another 6 months+ for a week or so of summer lol 🤣🤣🤔
The sun's come out to play where I am. Too lazy to go out and enjoy it though lol. Xbox gaming for me today.
Dark and rainy here, summer is a distant memory but got a big bag of some excellent weed so going to hunker down and enjoy it. Halloween decorations and spooky movies 🎃
Sounds perfect mate.
Dark nights and mornings are creeping in fast. We have had Jack frost visit once already
Dark nights and mornings are creeping in fast. We have had Jack frost visit once already
10 posts
+39 votes
Regular customer's
Regular customer's
Only my regular customer's for abit. You know who you are.
Everybody please message me before ordering anything
Adding couple new strains and few ounces on SALE shortly today the 11th
Everybody please message me before ordering anything
Adding couple new strains and few ounces on SALE shortly today the 11th
Switched my Sale listing for anyone that's interested.
Ice cream cake by Barney's farm
I have 4 ounces
Few ounces of The White, listed too
Few El Chapo, Watermelon skittles mite go in the sale too
Ice cream cake by Barney's farm
I have 4 ounces
Few ounces of The White, listed too
Few El Chapo, Watermelon skittles mite go in the sale too
Shenanigans occurring? 🧐 Still loving your RSO. I notice some keenly priced Raw Diesel too. That any good?
If you like Haze bro you'll like it. It's the plant from my canceled competition the other week if you see it
Might shut shop as my Mrs been rather more poorly for the last 3 odd weeks
Might shut shop as my Mrs been rather more poorly for the last 3 odd weeks
52 posts
+152 votes
FLASH SALE
FLASH SALE
Wednesday 2nd October.
Flash discount from 2pm today
Upto 30% off
I'll have about 10/13 ounces of different strains
Flash discount from 2pm today
Upto 30% off
I'll have about 10/13 ounces of different strains
the blue gel and bannana 7g are the same price as before the sale, even though you got "sale" written on them
Will the sale purchases be getting sent out soon please. Was hoping they’d be here for the weekend. I know you’re a one man band and appreciate you may have had a flood of orders during the sale but it would be great having chosen T24 to get the order for the weekend. Cheers
Hopefully he’ll have them out today arriving for tomorrow 🤞 was hoping the same but we’ll see
I can't remember what I guessed but I'm glad I checked your page today! Top man for the flash sale, much appreciated brother <3
Raw Diesel not Northern Lights was the girl in my now cancelled competition guys. Boxing her up now ready for her cure
I'm gutted Lb took it down
It's abit of fun
Mite do a funniest joke again or something like add a $5 to a tip jar when ordering and get a ticket to a Christmas draw. Then I'll give the funds to a charity and give my Venty vaporizer and accessories as a prize
It's abit of fun
Mite do a funniest joke again or something like add a $5 to a tip jar when ordering and get a ticket to a Christmas draw. Then I'll give the funds to a charity and give my Venty vaporizer and accessories as a prize
The mystery of the wall never fails to surprise mate
Sounds like a cracking idea for Xmas draw cheeky one in for some that GP too
Sounds like a cracking idea for Xmas draw cheeky one in for some that GP too
Yeah close also brother. I hope everyone that entered see's this and messages their guess
Well done lad, was memeing a bit with 420g but not all that far off. I guess comp was removed coz you could put any amount on the scales to determine a winner 🤔 shame though, btc, score and lottery predictions get old fast 😴
It's gash tbh.
I remember your 420 guess. Was a close guess to the fair
If it cost something for entry I'd understand but a free and fun competition.
I brought a mask and boiler suit to wear while I filmed the trim down to post of YouTube, was taking it seriously lol
Saved me an ounce tho ay
I remember your 420 guess. Was a close guess to the fair
If it cost something for entry I'd understand but a free and fun competition.
I brought a mask and boiler suit to wear while I filmed the trim down to post of YouTube, was taking it seriously lol
Saved me an ounce tho ay
What you smoking the capsules through mate?? Best grinder going for pure joint smokers
They look like the dosing caps for the mighty, stops it making as much of a mess in the chamber. Thats what I use em for
Think you can use em in volcano, plenty and crafty too
Think you can use em in volcano, plenty and crafty too
Yeah i use them on my Venty too. I brought the cartridge loader and a case to go with it.
Not cleaned my Venty once as yet
Not cleaned my Venty once as yet
Spot on mate, using these in the Mighty 👍 so much easier to clean and take out and about without needing a grinder etc
My volcano lasted 6-7 years before going in the bin, should’ve really sent it to S&B for fixing but my Mrs hated the noise from it and the crinkling bags 😅
My volcano lasted 6-7 years before going in the bin, should’ve really sent it to S&B for fixing but my Mrs hated the noise from it and the crinkling bags 😅
Mighty are very good.
I've just brought a new model Puffco peak sky blue. It's a decent bit of kit
I've just brought a new model Puffco peak sky blue. It's a decent bit of kit
Got my eye on those new Peaks too, heard only good things. Quite new to dabbing though so I went for the cheaper option with Divine Tribe v5 atomiser and a mod box. Can use as a portable without looking like a crackhead, or use a bottomless banger to use with a glass rig in the house 👌
Will see how it fares!
Will see how it fares!
I’ll give this atomiser a bash first see how it goes! I know that feeling constantly wanting to upgrade your gear, fucking rabbit hole and a half 😅
I guessed 11.5 oz I was pretty close. lol. Will keep an eye on the next comp. Banana landed this morning looks great 👍
Very close also.
11.5 was my maximum total off 1 plant ever but today I just beat that with the 12
#PersonalBest
11.5 was my maximum total off 1 plant ever but today I just beat that with the 12
#PersonalBest
10 posts
+40 votes
Hash Rosin
Hash Rosin
Anybody fancy some??
10.3 grams full spectrum bubble hash and i got 6.14 grams return in Rosin
10.3 grams full spectrum bubble hash and i got 6.14 grams return in Rosin
this stuff tastes and hits harder than all the tubs of live resin sugar i own. i have about 3 grams left. might make some more as i have 20ish grams of fresh bubble made
2 posts
+4 votes
Disappeared
40 posts
+183 votes
Save your bitcoin guy's
Save your bitcoin guy's
!! THIS WEEKEND 21st-22nd !!
!! UPTO 40% DISCOUNT SHOP WIDE !!
!! MAYBE MORE !
!! SNOOZE YOU LOOSE !!
!! UPTO 40% DISCOUNT SHOP WIDE !!
!! MAYBE MORE !
!! SNOOZE YOU LOOSE !!
Think so but I've none made at the moment, nope lie I have about 3 grams of bubble hash rosin
Cold cure, terps are just starting to separate
Cold cure, terps are just starting to separate
How to (hopefully knowingly) destroy your week's orders and have them all in 2 days. Interesting, sir.
I have more time at the weekend plus I can try plan it out
Monday bear people moaning "has it been sent" lol
Got aload of Blue Gel ready 41. Load purple through it
Monday bear people moaning "has it been sent" lol
Got aload of Blue Gel ready 41. Load purple through it
Bastard gonna make me order more than I can vape ain’t ya 😂
And dw if I do I’ll be moaning 5am Monday asking for tracking 😉
And dw if I do I’ll be moaning 5am Monday asking for tracking 😉
Delayed my Saturday order until yesterday for the sale, if I’d known it was a full week I’d have placed order sat so I’d have it in time for my birthday!
Ah well.. have some mango haze I’m quite enjoying, at least I’m not completely dry 👌
Ah well.. have some mango haze I’m quite enjoying, at least I’m not completely dry 👌
DISCOUNTS ARE STARTING AT -
07:00 Saturday 21st till 19:00 Sunday 22nd or until I hit my targets
Thank you everyone
07:00 Saturday 21st till 19:00 Sunday 22nd or until I hit my targets
Thank you everyone
First time buyer with you this weekend, finally some weed that is proper, sticky and stinks like weed should. I’ll be back for this my man, great work
Thanks man.
Took more girl's down couple weeks ago and few more into flower so should have a steady supply.
For anybody reading this that had some 'red red wine' good few months back, 3 of them down too
Took more girl's down couple weeks ago and few more into flower so should have a steady supply.
For anybody reading this that had some 'red red wine' good few months back, 3 of them down too
Love to see red red wine back on, I was too late to the party, managed to grab a few vapes and been looking out for it ever since. LSD strain too!
7am is an early start for a stoner on a Saturday. You'll be sold out by the time I am fully conscious.
Set your alarm big man and have an early night. I honestly can't say how long it will take to sell out. It might not
Judging by the quality of your buds, you'll sell out quickly at the discounted price I expect. For me I've got Saturday free for a change so Friday night is cookie night. Hard to imagine I'll be up for sunrise.
Kept checking in for the discount yesterday, started to regret not going for the free Henry at the weekend, glad to see this post.
I'm going to have available- 26g Bubble, 40ish Ml RSO and about 15 ounces of different strains. When it's gone its gone
Bubble hash is a mix of loads of strains. Flower 8xBlue Sunset Sherbert 8xBlu Gel 41, 3xMighty Grape
Maybe at some point couple 'Sex tape' 'El Chapo' 'Banana Punch'
Maybe at some point couple 'Sex tape' 'El Chapo' 'Banana Punch'
Got coins and grove bags on standby! Gonna be all over the Mighty Grape and Watermelon Skittles given half a chance
Grove bags are a game changer tbh. I've got some I could bag the kids in #huge
Would be nice to send all weed in 1, hassle free storage. Throw in draw and forget
Would be nice to send all weed in 1, hassle free storage. Throw in draw and forget
Grove bags an absolute godsend if you're like me and lack self control on LB. Keep everything fresh and terpy for ages
Always a little out of my price range but only ever hear great things about your flower KiG! Hopefully I manage to snag an oz before they all sell out :-D Cheers buddy
Killing it with the offers KiG! Missed the last 2 batches I was targetting due to life getting in the way, absolutely not missing this one. Finally going to try that Watermelon Skittlez and Blue Gelato.
33 posts
+144 votes
Who's up??
Right!!
Hour and a quarter, so 08:15 and I'm pretty much on my target that I set myself.
Huge and massive thankyou to everyone who showed up and supported me and my shop.
I'm overwhelmed but extremely grateful to all of you
It's been emotional
Hour and a quarter, so 08:15 and I'm pretty much on my target that I set myself.
Huge and massive thankyou to everyone who showed up and supported me and my shop.
I'm overwhelmed but extremely grateful to all of you
It's been emotional
Exciting way to start the weekend. Got some great bargains.
Many thanks & congrats on hitting target!
Have a great day y’all!
Many thanks & congrats on hitting target!
Have a great day y’all!
Sex Tape 1st then the 41
Just got back from McDonald's with double large latte's.
Watched a BMW crash into a roundabout on the way back lol
Just got back from McDonald's with double large latte's.
Watched a BMW crash into a roundabout on the way back lol
Great choices, both on my list. Watermelon Skittles here.
Probably someone else up all night rushing back for the sale!
Probably someone else up all night rushing back for the sale!
Lol. I should of stopped but not baiting myself up on a Saturday morning. And it would of made me late for the sale
Great start to the weekend. Snagged an oz of the blue gelato, now off on the bike for a few hours.
Have a great one all
Have a great one all
I had 3 alarms set, 2 on my phone and one on the Mrs phone to avoid catastrophe 😂
With KiG providing the best bud on LB (in my experience) I knew it was gonna fly off the shelf’s if the sale was anywhere close to the 30-40% mentioned 🤯
*Whisipers seductively*
Was $224/Oz, $144/Hz, insane deals.
There’s still RSO and Bubble Hash listed, don’t usually buy these but the price looks cheaper than I’d expect so think they’re also discounted atm!
With KiG providing the best bud on LB (in my experience) I knew it was gonna fly off the shelf’s if the sale was anywhere close to the 30-40% mentioned 🤯
*Whisipers seductively*
Was $224/Oz, $144/Hz, insane deals.
There’s still RSO and Bubble Hash listed, don’t usually buy these but the price looks cheaper than I’d expect so think they’re also discounted atm!
Paid $224 (30% discount) for an ounce but it was a little late so don't know if it was any cheaper than that first thing, as he did mention 40% the other day.
Was up at 8 but took me a while to remember/sort out BTC etc, just put an order in for some RSO and Blue Gelato 41 (seems like there was more choice last night so must have gone down well). Cheers KIG
6 posts
+10 votes
!! KILLA COMPO !! guess the weight
28 posts
+85 votes
Sat-sun 14/15 Sept
Sat-sun 14/15 Sept
Any orders this weekend will receive a free 8th of a different strain.
On me
On me
That include the RSO? That stuff is incredible, if it comes with a side of free KIG weed I'd be a fool not to.
Cheers G
Cheers G
Sound. 1ml for a freebie feels like taking the piss. That Rso is wild. Genuinely one of the best products I've had .
Awesome. It keep ok? Can't see me doing 2ml, rapidly. I went nuts and did 0.5 and it gave me cerebral palsy for a few hours.
I do have strains not listed so some of you may get something so nice I kept it all for myself
🫣bet the Percy stash is something special for sure if your listed are anything to go by mate🔥
Thanks Johnny
Thinking about doing a 30/40% discount week starting Monday.
What do you think??
Thinking about doing a 30/40% discount week starting Monday.
What do you think??
Was gonna order a Q to get into your weekend bonus but I’ll look back tomorrow for sale and grab a Z 👌 appreciate it
Absolute blinding idea mate your menu is more than fair priced for top quality and anything to help us Bigga’s out gets top marks here
Nice one KIG 👌🏻
Nice one KIG 👌🏻
I'll have a serious think today.
I have a little surplus stock so it's a good way to shift some of that.
I'll do any1 a good deal on 10 ounces plus
I have a little surplus stock so it's a good way to shift some of that.
I'll do any1 a good deal on 10 ounces plus
Well if you’re giving it away 😂
Hope you’re well matey ❤️
Every vendor can blame you for my absence! That terpy chronic and your advice allowed me to give up smoking 🙏🥳
But Mrs is going away with kids for a day, so I’m planning a mega donut joint to wipe me out 😂
Hi to everyone else too, sounds like I’ve missed some bangers
Hope you’re well matey ❤️
Every vendor can blame you for my absence! That terpy chronic and your advice allowed me to give up smoking 🙏🥳
But Mrs is going away with kids for a day, so I’m planning a mega donut joint to wipe me out 😂
Hi to everyone else too, sounds like I’ve missed some bangers
Well done skunk!
Are you able to get some form of concentrate for your script now instead of herb? If so, what’s it like?
Are you able to get some form of concentrate for your script now instead of herb? If so, what’s it like?
Cheers mate, no extracts on script yet and carts are a skank at like £95 for 1ml!!!
Grabbed some extracts from here and some carts too 😂
Had I not blown my months budget on prescription I’d have grabbed some KIG chronic for sure.
Next month I’ll balance black market with medical 🤤
Grabbed some extracts from here and some carts too 😂
Had I not blown my months budget on prescription I’d have grabbed some KIG chronic for sure.
Next month I’ll balance black market with medical 🤤
Ayyyyyyyy
The Skunk is back in town
Whoop whoop
Couldn't be happier you completed the hardest thing to quit.
You'll never look back
Good to hear you'll ok
The Skunk is back in town
Whoop whoop
Couldn't be happier you completed the hardest thing to quit.
You'll never look back
Good to hear you'll ok
Mate I’d end up a permanent lodger you provide the Chong I’ll do your tea even wipe your arse for you 😂🤪
Maybe hold a little secret smoke somewhere that's in the middle of everyone attending. I'll provide the smoke and refreshments
Nice one KIG, orders on its way!!
Just had some of the RSO you sent with my last order....it'll be kickin in soon.....
Have a good weekend mate
Just had some of the RSO you sent with my last order....it'll be kickin in soon.....
Have a good weekend mate
1 post
+10 votes
New on
11 posts
+35 votes
Grape strain??
Grape strain??
Who's in on abit of Mighty Grape??
The smell reminds me of a Grape flavoured vape.
And a very zkittles'y Watermelon zkittles.
The smell reminds me of a Grape flavoured vape.
And a very zkittles'y Watermelon zkittles.
I'd definitely be up for some of the Mighty Grape, sounds amazing!
Used grape vape juice when I was coming off tobacco, I love that smell and flavour.
Used grape vape juice when I was coming off tobacco, I love that smell and flavour.
This sounds like my sort of thing. Grape strains seem to work well for me. If you ever grow Grape Cream Cake I'll buy it by the oz.
I'm not too up on the Grape strains but this is when u open the box and instantly hit with Grape
I don't remember the GCC being overly grapey, but it put me and everyone I know on our arses. My mate shat himself. Had it twice from 2 different vendors on here many months apart and it was consistent in looks and effects. Really wish I had more of that.
11 posts
+62 votes
This weekend Bonus
This weekend Bonus
Every order from today and over this weekend(30th-1st) will receive a free 1ml syringe of my RSO and a Zombi cookie that I'm making as I write this message. The cookies are made with some RSO butter I made. The butter is so strong it couldn't hold any more RSO/THC in the mix, maxed out and Hulk green
Why, hello there! That could easily offset my drop in BTC wallet value over the last few days 🧐
Think you need a 1 order/deal per customer disclaimer too mate, or I and others could abuse this exponentially
Think you need a 1 order/deal per customer disclaimer too mate, or I and others could abuse this exponentially
Good point bud,
As The Legend Rux sensibly pointed out.
One Hulk Cookie per customer
As The Legend Rux sensibly pointed out.
One Hulk Cookie per customer
Well, I couldn't resist! Just 2ish hours to go for anyone else to take advantage of this great offer
If the cookies are anything like the monster brownie from a while back, its gonna fuck you up.....cant wait. Nice one KIG.
It's like his Hulky Greener big bro. That's butter has 2/3ml in the stick of butter if I recall.
This batch had over 9ml.
They are going to taste of weed tho as I don't think even God himself could mask that taste of 9+Ml
This batch had over 9ml.
They are going to taste of weed tho as I don't think even God himself could mask that taste of 9+Ml
Holy hulk cookies, sounds like I better pre-warn the missus of my impending battered state!!!
6 posts
+24 votes
UK Flower
UK Flower
Fresh UK grown buds.
Perfect in every way!!
Bonus for new and returning customers
👍
Perfect in every way!!
Bonus for new and returning customers
👍
Would you please regrow the alcapo gold again or an other classics loved it so much . Can not find it anywhere
I'll have a look maybe got few seeds still.
I do have few new strains available soon
I do have few new strains available soon
5 posts
+20 votes
Fresh strain
Fresh strain
Any day now I'll have a new strain available.
5/6 servings of my Popcorn buds too
5/6 servings of my Popcorn buds too
6 posts
+25 votes
Bubble bubble
Bubble bubble
Brought a machine to do the hard work. Amazing peice of mini washing machine. Doubled the return I get,
Looks wonderful. Think it's going on my Friday list. What strain did you use, or is she a mix up?
1 post
+7 votes
Freebie's
Freebie's
I'm so busy with everything and only have random times to get odd things done. Like make cookies to give away. Got 9 from the last batch, nailed 2 straight off the bat and gave 7 away.
I honestly pay no attention to who I'm giving them too as I'm so busy just managing to get my orders out.
If you don't receive 1 it's nothing personal. I've got 12 just out the oven, probably eat 2 or 3 as its Saturday but these 1s are way stronger so I'm actually gunna go steady like a thief in the night
I honestly pay no attention to who I'm giving them too as I'm so busy just managing to get my orders out.
If you don't receive 1 it's nothing personal. I've got 12 just out the oven, probably eat 2 or 3 as its Saturday but these 1s are way stronger so I'm actually gunna go steady like a thief in the night
9 posts
+37.2 votes
Northern Lights
Northern Lights
Got few Z's of North lights if anybody remembers my last batch.
I'll list it later today
I'll list it later today
Mate. My 3.5 just arrived and it has the most beautiful smell. Best smelling bud I’ve had for a long time, but then I am a total sucker for NL. Will review properly when I get a good joint rolled but it’s very likely I’ll be ordering more. Stupendous.
I agree. When I first opened the bag and had a whiff I thought oh yeah that's lovely. Couldn't get my nose out the bag lol. I knew it was going to be a good one. And it was.
A Jimmy Boco and Shananda seal of approval is a decent added thumbs up to my day!!
Been a good while since having a bit NL no doubt it will be up to your fire tier level like the rest of your flower my man 👌🏻
10 posts
+24 votes
Going rate for RSO?
Can you please start offering t24.
Last thing you want is some bigga /another vendor pissed at you for good prices and they say your 1st class never showed and tank your review score.
Covers your own back too, i'm sure the borgs and even transaxe themselves would be more happy is everyone even quit offering old style 1st class.
ok enough of that jazz my friend, if it's full spectrum and a nice strain, $38, highest 40.
lowest even 35.
Please consider offering t24 my friend.
Take care Kig.
Last thing you want is some bigga /another vendor pissed at you for good prices and they say your 1st class never showed and tank your review score.
Covers your own back too, i'm sure the borgs and even transaxe themselves would be more happy is everyone even quit offering old style 1st class.
ok enough of that jazz my friend, if it's full spectrum and a nice strain, $38, highest 40.
lowest even 35.
Please consider offering t24 my friend.
Take care Kig.
T24?? Nnd?? Is that what you mean mate??
If so nnd will be offered just need to turn it back on.
The RSO is a multi strain of all my past strains.
Had boxes of weed left when I got back so made Rso.
It's super fuck you up shit, this batch I made in the slow cooker over 48 hours. Had enough for 2 runs of 10lts isopropyl. 1st run the return was 85 ml. 2nd run was 92ml
Has to be least 6/8 strains.
I'll list it 5ml for $120. Reasonable price as ive got loads
If so nnd will be offered just need to turn it back on.
The RSO is a multi strain of all my past strains.
Had boxes of weed left when I got back so made Rso.
It's super fuck you up shit, this batch I made in the slow cooker over 48 hours. Had enough for 2 runs of 10lts isopropyl. 1st run the return was 85 ml. 2nd run was 92ml
Has to be least 6/8 strains.
I'll list it 5ml for $120. Reasonable price as ive got loads
I second that. tracked 24 would be a good option especially not signed for. Also ndd also good option. Only tried your smoke once but quality is top notch
Its seriously good stuff
I cant lie it makes me afraid, both times I've woke up, still very broken
I cant lie it makes me afraid, both times I've woke up, still very broken
I forgot to list my RSO
I've done it now.
If your into the stuff or need it for medical purposes, then dont skip this
I've done it now.
If your into the stuff or need it for medical purposes, then dont skip this
3 posts
+15 votes
Back With a Selection
Back With a Selection
I do hope everyone on LB are doing good and happy.
I've added 4 new strains on my menu guys.
Same quality as always
I can do discounts on larger multi buys 4z+
Cheers
I've added 4 new strains on my menu guys.
Same quality as always
I can do discounts on larger multi buys 4z+
Cheers
6 posts
+11 votes
by
TequilaMock
Wrong postage
by
TequilaMock
Wrong postage
Hey, sent a message over the weekend about paying extra for SD1PM and my order turning up with a 1st class stamp. Can you have a look & get back to me. 09/05
Hello mate.
Give me a week and I'll send you something to make right, me using wrong postage
Give me a week and I'll send you something to make right, me using wrong postage
2 weeks later and still hasn’t opened my original message & no response. Just beware when selecting postage with this vendor, I’m not the first it’s happened to either
Chill, KIG will sort you out when hes back. This happened before when he was away for a bit and left someone else posting the orders. He's a one man band who produces some of the best weed on LB. Hell he probably doesn't even have to share it with us, he just loves doing it.
16 posts
+64 votes
by
Dayman
What happened to KiG?
by
Dayman
What happened to KiG?
Been a little while since I've been on LB properly and surprised to see KiG still has no listings. Anybody got the inside scoop on what happened? Is he ok? Expected to return in the future? Hope he didn't run into any trouble
Hello guys
Hope your all good and dandy.
Just arrived back home to the UK.
Give me a week and I'll post some weed up on my page.
Crazy strongmulti strain RSO too
Hope your all good and dandy.
Just arrived back home to the UK.
Give me a week and I'll post some weed up on my page.
Crazy strongmulti strain RSO too
Same question. One of the best growers on LB suddenly gone. Much love wherever you are KIG. Your mimosa Evo will always be with me, and that spritz....
Hi guys 👍 funny ive come across this topic. I actually messaged him the other day. Wondering if all was ok with him? Seems like he's been offline for about 2 or 3 months now? As you say. 1 of the best on here. Great grows. I hope he's ok? Thinking back. I do remember that he mentioned his wife/ partner wasn't well. Hope everything is ok with his family. Great guy. Wishing him well 👍
Good point, I recall that too now you've mentioned it. Hopefully there hasn't been any tragic developments.
If you do happen to see this KiG, we hope all is well and your return will be celebrated if and when it happens. Your EVO and Spritz was a gift
If you do happen to see this KiG, we hope all is well and your return will be celebrated if and when it happens. Your EVO and Spritz was a gift
Been wondering this, I've not really been very active on here lately and was trying to catch up the other day when I realised he has been MIA for quite a while... Hope you're ok out there fella!
38 posts
+196 votes
Wake And Bake
Wake And Bake
Had to be up early to take Mrs for an emergency head MRI at the hospital this morning.
So I woke and got baked on a strong joint. Needed quantity over quality.
I documented it to share.
Share your Wake n Bake and maybe win a prize.
7g's to my favourite
So I woke and got baked on a strong joint. Needed quantity over quality.
I documented it to share.
Share your Wake n Bake and maybe win a prize.
7g's to my favourite
They look quality, I've been struggling with the back this week so I've been starting with the heavies, I also cant resist a cocktail, my breakfast bowl today had a bed of Motor Breath bud topped with a squidge of Gelato 33 Drytek and a squidge of your own Bubble 😵💫
Wish my baby lungs could still hit bowls like this
I would be coughing for a week off that beauty 😂😢
I would be coughing for a week off that beauty 😂😢
There was a tickle that had me a bit worried for a second but got away with it, I shouldnt really risk it when im like this but my mate calls me lead lung for a reason, freak of nature i think!
could’ve squeezed a little few more crumbles in there mate 😂😉
#LUNGTICKLER
and congrats mate 👌
#LUNGTICKLER
and congrats mate 👌
Stories have been written in folklore about bowls of that standard BDW13
Hats off to you sir
Hats off to you sir
Well i'd do like a cultural exchange for one of those joints any day, clearly also the stuff of legend...
I'd like one of those now almost as much as I'd like the roll Redeyejedi woke up with!
I'd like one of those now almost as much as I'd like the roll Redeyejedi woke up with!
Only just Zigbull.
I pretty much watched the whole film called Dune sat in the carpark. Blazed to f**k. Was such a good movie though.
Any1 else seen it?? Dune 2 is out soon I think
I pretty much watched the whole film called Dune sat in the carpark. Blazed to f**k. Was such a good movie though.
Any1 else seen it?? Dune 2 is out soon I think
Wow 😲!!!!🥴🥴😜 Thats some Joint to start the Day with KIG 👍. Firstly,hope you're Missis is ok mate.. I know if I smoked a Joint packed out like that lol 😂😂. That will be Sunday done and Dusted 😲😄. Great pics of your Wake and Bake KIG 👍😉
Morning Jay.
Thanks man on all fronts.
The sun Is out here, feeling like Spring isn't far away
Thanks man on all fronts.
The sun Is out here, feeling like Spring isn't far away
Hi mate 👍😉. Yes got some sun 🌞 where i am.makes a change from all the shite rain 🌧️ lol. Enjoy your day KIG 👍
It hasn't stopped bloody raining. I thought it would be a cold one this year but nope
Rubbish ain't it bro. Me 2 up till last week.
I've had to give work up for abit to take care of things at home.
#HomeBitch
But I take my hat off to the house wife's and mum's out there, running the house is way harder than going to work for 9 hours
I've had to give work up for abit to take care of things at home.
#HomeBitch
But I take my hat off to the house wife's and mum's out there, running the house is way harder than going to work for 9 hours
Mimosa flower with Mimosa kief and bubble hash sausages then Orangina flower with a dust of Coco Milk kief
Morning Mr Apex.
I was counting on it and she didn't fail. Abit excessive but hayhoe
I've just rolled a cocktail of Barney's farm- Lemon Tree,Evo and Watermelon zkittles
I'm taking the piss today
I was counting on it and she didn't fail. Abit excessive but hayhoe
I've just rolled a cocktail of Barney's farm- Lemon Tree,Evo and Watermelon zkittles
I'm taking the piss today
Very Zkittles'y
Sweet but it's not ready yet. Couple weeks more in the cure tubs and congrats KiG
Sweet but it's not ready yet. Couple weeks more in the cure tubs and congrats KiG
You lot are crazy - 100% batshit crazy.
Any of those and I'd be a melted puddle in the corner.
Any of those and I'd be a melted puddle in the corner.
I wish I had the money to smoke spliffs like this. This shit looks nuts! Hope you enjoyed brother!
Congratulations folks, there is some seriously impressive stuff on show here.
I've never met any of you, (obviously 🙄😁), but I'm very very proud of you all for starting your day in such a positive way.
I'm sending you all virtual high five✋, re fuckin spect!!
I've never met any of you, (obviously 🙄😁), but I'm very very proud of you all for starting your day in such a positive way.
I'm sending you all virtual high five✋, re fuckin spect!!
13 posts
+46 votes
420 Events
420 Events
Asking what anybody or everybody's plans for Saturday 20th 420 events??
I'm thinking Bristol, Castle Park over Hyde Park London. But I say this with 0 experience in a 420 event ever.
Bristol = less feds I'd say
I will have a big bag of freebie grams
I'm thinking Bristol, Castle Park over Hyde Park London. But I say this with 0 experience in a 420 event ever.
Bristol = less feds I'd say
I will have a big bag of freebie grams
Bristol’s too far for me but I hope you have a blast! Nice generous gesture with the grams too!
I’d love to make it to Hyde Park one day for the 420, not sure it’ll be this year though, too many other commitments.
I’d love to make it to Hyde Park one day for the 420, not sure it’ll be this year though, too many other commitments.
It's not close for me either but since I've had a shop I feel like I should get involved abit more and maybe do some networking
Wouldn’t go Hyde park full of wannabe gangsters and moronic kids who think they’re in the Wild West plus the amount of cameras.
Hadn't given it a thought until reading this, might get the coach to Bristol. Will drop you a PM if we do.
Any happening on the South Coast? Worthing, Brighton, Eastbourne etc?
Would love to go to something.
Would love to go to something.
3 posts
+14 votes
LB EXCLUSIVE
LB EXCLUSIVE
Landing tomorrow and listing tomorrow.
New pens, new design and complete new set up for a Disposable Vape pen.
I've recently brought 10 to try and everyone who has tried them has been impressed.
No other Vendors have them or have spoken about them. So I thought I'd take a punt
New pens, new design and complete new set up for a Disposable Vape pen.
I've recently brought 10 to try and everyone who has tried them has been impressed.
No other Vendors have them or have spoken about them. So I thought I'd take a punt
6 posts
+25 votes
FREE BUBBLE HASH
FREE BUBBLE HASH
Every order(7 grams+) will receive a free gram of my Bubble hash. 7 grams = free gram. 14 grams = 2 free grams and so on.
New New New Disposable pens added any day now
New New New Disposable pens added any day now
2 posts
+15 votes
by
Kez
Moonrocks
by
Kez
Moonrocks
I was lucky enough to win the 10gs of moonrocks from KIG and just wanted to say a quick thanks, probably the strongest thing I’ve ever smoked in my life and haven’t been that stoned since I was like 15 lol. Thanks KIG you legend and stay safe biggas:)
7 posts
+32 votes
by
Dayman
Review: Red Red Wine (Distillate) (KiG)
by
Dayman
Review: Red Red Wine (Distillate) (KiG)
This was something of a novelty for me; I’ve been a weed fiend for over 2 decades now but never been a distillate guy - at all. Never even tried it, despite knowing a few people who have converted to using them exclusively. Guess I’m just stuck in my ways, must be getting old…
…I-B-40 soon…geddit??…
..moving on.
I know, I know - these carts are all the rage these days, but I’m very much an old school flower guy. My heels have only dug in further on this since switching to dry herb vaping. A new world of flavours has opened to me and all that blah blah that you either already know or already don’t care about. These carts….I’ve just had no interest tbh. Not against them or anything, just…gimmie that nice squishy old school bud please. So bless KiG for sending me - ME, perhaps the least eligible person there is - a freebie of his labour of love to sample and comment on. The equivalent of Hattori Hanzo giving his latest sword to Michael J Fox instead of Beatrix Kiddo. But there it was, a generous and totally unexpected 1g of distillate in a 510 threaded cart sat waiting for me in my order box. I’ll admit I had to consult Google to figure out what I was supposed to do to get the best out of it and, well…how to even get it to work. Talk about amateur hour.
I ended up on Amazon buying this rechargeable pen for the occasion: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B086SXQMNT - it has 3 temp settings that have distinct potency hits and works an absolute treat as far as I’m concerned. Would recommend if you’re newb like me. Super simple to use, long battery life. Pukka.
Disclaimer before getting into the high: I haven’t had the pleasure of trying the Red Red Wine bud, so I can’t compare the effects of the flower vs distillate.
The High - Round 1 - TKO
Well slap my tolerance’s ass and call me Madonna. This was my Like A Virgin moment - transported right back to my “very first time”. Admittedly because I probably had wayy too much on my first go. The recommendation with carts is to heat it up then breathe it in gently for a couple of seconds. That should do you, because this is strong AF extract. My noob ass turned up the heat to the middle setting and hit it thrice with 5 second puffs each. Hello Perseverance Rover, can I join you for dinner up here on Mars?
A few minutes from the third puff I was transported to a couch locked prison and had to give it a few minutes for the room to stop spinning. This is with a sky high tolerance too. I soon overcame it though and rode out one of those “holy shit, I am definitely very high” trips that usually comes with a long T-break. I’ll be honest, I don’t remember enough about that experience to comment on it’s properties other than it taught me to respect the product and dial back on the intake.
Round 2 + beyond - Unanimous Points Victory
Next round on the pen, I absolutely nailed the method and level of respect needed and was able to actually enjoy all of its amazing properties. This time it was on a Saturday afternoon, enjoying a couple of drinks with my partner. Middle setting of the vape pen linked above, 2x 2-second puffs, hold and exhale. A few minutes later I’m in heaven. The best way I can think to describe the high is like a warm blanket is wrapped around everything. Extremely content, chilled, talkative…just an absolutely delightful place to be in. Sat talking with my partner, we’re enjoying deep conversation and I feel lucky to be with her. Sat holding my daughter while she snoozes, I can’t help but got lost in the moment of the cuddle for a while. We’re talking full on, old school peace & love here, maaan. 2 puffs is all it took for me to sat in that state for roughly 3 hours, accompanied by a few whiskies which will have helped to prolong the sesh I’m sure.
My next experience was arguably even better - a Christmas night out. One of my friends in the group is also somewhat of a weed fiend (more of an edibles guy usually) so I took the pen out for us to enjoy while out for Christmas drinks. What. A. Night. That same warm blanket feeling engrossed us both and we couldn’t stop talking about what a great night we were having. One of those where you can’t help but lament the ridiculous legal system around bud in our country when it feels THIS good and makes you feel this chilled and non-combative. Once again, it was a warm blanket feel perfect for the type of pubs we frequent - real ale and whiskey type establishments, where the lighting is low and convo flows. We had a puff or 2 between pubs, probably 6 in total each over an 8 hour session, and we were noticeably on top form; chatty and content, perfectly happy stood in a crowded pub, sat at the bar; whatever - and have to say this distillate pairs particularly well with a sesh on the booze as it never seems to overpower or push the intoxication to the extreme. Is that why it’s called Red Red Wine? Because the perfect pair is the devils grape?…I’ll have to test this theory.
With regards to taste, I simply can’t pick out any notes on the same level as a good bud, so for me the taste and nose experience doesn’t compare to something like KiG's EVO. Whether this is normal for distillate I don’t know. That’s not to say the flavour isn’t nice. It’s a pleasant experience. I get a thick red wine feel on the texture and it is as smooth as a well decanted velvety Merlot on the intake; barely even realise it’s working on the inhale until I exhale and see a surprisingly amount of vapour escape. All the flavour is on the exhale for me, a hint of sweetness but mostly evocative of floral wine, followed by a not-undelightful feeling of stickiness on the teeth as the resinous liquid envelopes and tries to escape my mouth.
Conclusion
An amazing intro to distillates for Dayman. I still prefer flower overall but oh my, this is simply perfect for social occasions where you want a quick hitting, long lasting high because a vape sesh isn’t approriate (for example, between pubs or a quick couple of seconds away from a partner while making a drink in the kitchen etc). I can see the appeal for sure if you want zero smells while still achieving a deep high contentment that doesn’t set in with an overpowering crescendo like edibles often do. Treated with respect and used somewhat sparringly - I use this once a week or so in order to not obliterate my tolerance - this product lasts ages and delivers an exceptional balanced experience every time. I will be back for another. The convenience and hybrid style of high makes it a great and discreet weed outlet for social occasions and given KiG’s track record with flower I have no doubt I’ve been very lucky to try his particular distillate wares as my first experience with them.
Disclaimer: this was written back in January and I forgot to post. I have since finished the cart and am pestering KiG for more of this. A great addition to the stash that I'm sad to see finished.
…I-B-40 soon…geddit??…
..moving on.
I know, I know - these carts are all the rage these days, but I’m very much an old school flower guy. My heels have only dug in further on this since switching to dry herb vaping. A new world of flavours has opened to me and all that blah blah that you either already know or already don’t care about. These carts….I’ve just had no interest tbh. Not against them or anything, just…gimmie that nice squishy old school bud please. So bless KiG for sending me - ME, perhaps the least eligible person there is - a freebie of his labour of love to sample and comment on. The equivalent of Hattori Hanzo giving his latest sword to Michael J Fox instead of Beatrix Kiddo. But there it was, a generous and totally unexpected 1g of distillate in a 510 threaded cart sat waiting for me in my order box. I’ll admit I had to consult Google to figure out what I was supposed to do to get the best out of it and, well…how to even get it to work. Talk about amateur hour.
I ended up on Amazon buying this rechargeable pen for the occasion: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B086SXQMNT - it has 3 temp settings that have distinct potency hits and works an absolute treat as far as I’m concerned. Would recommend if you’re newb like me. Super simple to use, long battery life. Pukka.
Disclaimer before getting into the high: I haven’t had the pleasure of trying the Red Red Wine bud, so I can’t compare the effects of the flower vs distillate.
The High - Round 1 - TKO
Well slap my tolerance’s ass and call me Madonna. This was my Like A Virgin moment - transported right back to my “very first time”. Admittedly because I probably had wayy too much on my first go. The recommendation with carts is to heat it up then breathe it in gently for a couple of seconds. That should do you, because this is strong AF extract. My noob ass turned up the heat to the middle setting and hit it thrice with 5 second puffs each. Hello Perseverance Rover, can I join you for dinner up here on Mars?
A few minutes from the third puff I was transported to a couch locked prison and had to give it a few minutes for the room to stop spinning. This is with a sky high tolerance too. I soon overcame it though and rode out one of those “holy shit, I am definitely very high” trips that usually comes with a long T-break. I’ll be honest, I don’t remember enough about that experience to comment on it’s properties other than it taught me to respect the product and dial back on the intake.
Round 2 + beyond - Unanimous Points Victory
Next round on the pen, I absolutely nailed the method and level of respect needed and was able to actually enjoy all of its amazing properties. This time it was on a Saturday afternoon, enjoying a couple of drinks with my partner. Middle setting of the vape pen linked above, 2x 2-second puffs, hold and exhale. A few minutes later I’m in heaven. The best way I can think to describe the high is like a warm blanket is wrapped around everything. Extremely content, chilled, talkative…just an absolutely delightful place to be in. Sat talking with my partner, we’re enjoying deep conversation and I feel lucky to be with her. Sat holding my daughter while she snoozes, I can’t help but got lost in the moment of the cuddle for a while. We’re talking full on, old school peace & love here, maaan. 2 puffs is all it took for me to sat in that state for roughly 3 hours, accompanied by a few whiskies which will have helped to prolong the sesh I’m sure.
My next experience was arguably even better - a Christmas night out. One of my friends in the group is also somewhat of a weed fiend (more of an edibles guy usually) so I took the pen out for us to enjoy while out for Christmas drinks. What. A. Night. That same warm blanket feeling engrossed us both and we couldn’t stop talking about what a great night we were having. One of those where you can’t help but lament the ridiculous legal system around bud in our country when it feels THIS good and makes you feel this chilled and non-combative. Once again, it was a warm blanket feel perfect for the type of pubs we frequent - real ale and whiskey type establishments, where the lighting is low and convo flows. We had a puff or 2 between pubs, probably 6 in total each over an 8 hour session, and we were noticeably on top form; chatty and content, perfectly happy stood in a crowded pub, sat at the bar; whatever - and have to say this distillate pairs particularly well with a sesh on the booze as it never seems to overpower or push the intoxication to the extreme. Is that why it’s called Red Red Wine? Because the perfect pair is the devils grape?…I’ll have to test this theory.
With regards to taste, I simply can’t pick out any notes on the same level as a good bud, so for me the taste and nose experience doesn’t compare to something like KiG's EVO. Whether this is normal for distillate I don’t know. That’s not to say the flavour isn’t nice. It’s a pleasant experience. I get a thick red wine feel on the texture and it is as smooth as a well decanted velvety Merlot on the intake; barely even realise it’s working on the inhale until I exhale and see a surprisingly amount of vapour escape. All the flavour is on the exhale for me, a hint of sweetness but mostly evocative of floral wine, followed by a not-undelightful feeling of stickiness on the teeth as the resinous liquid envelopes and tries to escape my mouth.
Conclusion
An amazing intro to distillates for Dayman. I still prefer flower overall but oh my, this is simply perfect for social occasions where you want a quick hitting, long lasting high because a vape sesh isn’t approriate (for example, between pubs or a quick couple of seconds away from a partner while making a drink in the kitchen etc). I can see the appeal for sure if you want zero smells while still achieving a deep high contentment that doesn’t set in with an overpowering crescendo like edibles often do. Treated with respect and used somewhat sparringly - I use this once a week or so in order to not obliterate my tolerance - this product lasts ages and delivers an exceptional balanced experience every time. I will be back for another. The convenience and hybrid style of high makes it a great and discreet weed outlet for social occasions and given KiG’s track record with flower I have no doubt I’ve been very lucky to try his particular distillate wares as my first experience with them.
Disclaimer: this was written back in January and I forgot to post. I have since finished the cart and am pestering KiG for more of this. A great addition to the stash that I'm sad to see finished.
Brilliant review. I had exactly the same experience of being super high and stoned when I first tried a live resin cart. The only problem is, that also ruins your already high tolerance. Often worth it though! It's the reason I haven't fired up the e-nail and Klein Recycler for a good couple of months, despite having very fine imported concentrates to go into it.
Cheers Rux, always good to hear of similar experiences from kindred spirits. Just looked up the Klein Recycler and they look very nice. Do you have a particular one and rate it highly? The next round for me on the VAS journey is an e-nail set up (I was thinking the SS Zeal) and I also need a bit of glass to complement both it and the TM 2.
I have a Klein Recycler and also a Beaker Bong made by a company called Freeze Pipe. Same company makes a really good e-nail, and it's SO easy to use. Maybe too easy...
You freeze the mouthpiece/downpipe bit as it has glycerol inside and this cools the smoke/vapour. Apparently this isn't necessarily ideal for smoking concentrates, which may explain why it cogs and needs soaking and flushing in iso (which isn't really much of a chore). They don't last anywhere near as long cold as they reckon they do though. Some sort of cycle of freezing and smoking with another pipe would be best for session smokers, I feel.
Google the brand and item and it should be the 2nd link. 1st is the company itself. Apparently you can get a decent deal potentially if you talk to them through chat, which I did not do, but another bigga I respect did, and I wish I'd done that too. But, hey, 20/20 hindsight.
You freeze the mouthpiece/downpipe bit as it has glycerol inside and this cools the smoke/vapour. Apparently this isn't necessarily ideal for smoking concentrates, which may explain why it cogs and needs soaking and flushing in iso (which isn't really much of a chore). They don't last anywhere near as long cold as they reckon they do though. Some sort of cycle of freezing and smoking with another pipe would be best for session smokers, I feel.
Google the brand and item and it should be the 2nd link. 1st is the company itself. Apparently you can get a decent deal potentially if you talk to them through chat, which I did not do, but another bigga I respect did, and I wish I'd done that too. But, hey, 20/20 hindsight.
Excellent review mate, really enjoyed it. I'm just getting into vaping, and it's a game changer for sure. The idea of a single strain cart from KIG , gives me an erection.
Cheers G
Cheers G
106 posts
+457 votes
BEST JOKE partie deux
BEST JOKE partie deux
Rule 1- Make me laugh
Rule 2- At least 8 purchases on the account.
Rule 3- I'll find something else.
I will pick the winner with the 1st prize. The prize mite grow but to start its 10 grams of my Moonies(moonrocks)
I will pick someone to choose 2nd/3rd place with a price of 7 grams flower.
Bring it on people's.........
Rule 2- At least 8 purchases on the account.
Rule 3- I'll find something else.
I will pick the winner with the 1st prize. The prize mite grow but to start its 10 grams of my Moonies(moonrocks)
I will pick someone to choose 2nd/3rd place with a price of 7 grams flower.
Bring it on people's.........
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I’ve never paid £50 to have a lentil on my face.
Congratulations Kez A KIG prize is bound to be an absolute banger like your joke !
I think mine were a bit controversial lol
Enjoy your prize
I think mine were a bit controversial lol
Enjoy your prize
Yours was my favourite Emz but I wanted to stay impartial.
Kez better be a big boy/girl smoker!!
Kez better be a big boy/girl smoker!!
my uncle is a shit ventriloquist, he put two fingers up my arse and told me not to say anything..... 💨
Last week I bought a dog from a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang the painting
It only takes one nail to hang the painting
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Get lost, we don't serve your kind." The mushroom shrugs and says, "Why not? I'm a fungi!"🍄
Did you hear the one about the homeopathic drug addict?
They died of a massive underdose. 🥁
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.
They died of a massive underdose. 🥁
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER!!
My Mrs has just looked through everybody's contributions and she has decided on the winner.
She has chosen Kez with the chickpea joke.
Congratulations Kez, please forward your details and I'll get your Moonrocks out to you by the weekend.
Kez you also need to choose your favourite joke as the 2nd place. Prize of 7 grams
My Mrs has just looked through everybody's contributions and she has decided on the winner.
She has chosen Kez with the chickpea joke.
Congratulations Kez, please forward your details and I'll get your Moonrocks out to you by the weekend.
Kez you also need to choose your favourite joke as the 2nd place. Prize of 7 grams
Fuck yeah!! Thanks KIG made my weekend that has! I’ll drop you a message with who I think should be in 2nd place.
Well done Kez and thank you KIG your comps actually provide entertainment as well as prizes they are the only ones I enter. Sorry my jokes are pretty dark lol
A worthy winner congrats Kez 🥳👏🏻
I like really dark jokes too Emz but also really silly ones so LBs joke comps cover all the bases for me.
I like really dark jokes too Emz but also really silly ones so LBs joke comps cover all the bases for me.
A penguin takes his car to the shop and the mechanic says it'll take about an hour for him to check it. While he waits, the penguin goes to an ice cream shop and orders a big sundae to pass the time. The penguin isn't the cleanest eater, and he ends up covered in melted ice cream. When he returns to the shop, the mechanic takes one look at him and says, "Looks like you blew a seal." "No," the penguin insists, "it's just ice cream."
Two genie jokes ;).
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a normal-sized body but a tiny head. The guy notices him staring, "I wasn't always like this," he says, "I found a lamp and a beautiful genie woman came out. She was a stunner. She said I had one wish - I couldn't think about anything else and told her I wanted to sleep with her. She said that's the one thing I cannot grant. So I said, how about a little head?"
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Russian are stranded on a desert island. They find a lamp, rub it and a genie comes out. He says, "I can grant each of you two wishes". The Irishman says "I want a lifetime supply of whiskey and to go back home." He instantly vanishes. The Englishman says, "I want a lifetime supply of the finest beer and to go back home!" He also vanishes. The Russian says, "I want a bottle of vodka and my two friends back again."
A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a normal-sized body but a tiny head. The guy notices him staring, "I wasn't always like this," he says, "I found a lamp and a beautiful genie woman came out. She was a stunner. She said I had one wish - I couldn't think about anything else and told her I wanted to sleep with her. She said that's the one thing I cannot grant. So I said, how about a little head?"
An Irishman, an Englishman and a Russian are stranded on a desert island. They find a lamp, rub it and a genie comes out. He says, "I can grant each of you two wishes". The Irishman says "I want a lifetime supply of whiskey and to go back home." He instantly vanishes. The Englishman says, "I want a lifetime supply of the finest beer and to go back home!" He also vanishes. The Russian says, "I want a bottle of vodka and my two friends back again."
“I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes £1'. I took one to the counter - the shop assistant said, '£2 please. That's Madeira cake'”
Got sad news today. After 7 years of medical training, my good friend has been struck off after one minor indiscretion. He slept with one of his patients & now can no longer work in the job he loves. What a waste of time, training & money. A genuinely nice guy, and a great vet.
Going for another one -
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'
Two nuns are cycling through the old streets of Florence. Out of breath, the first nun says, “I’ve never come this way before.”
“It must be the cobbles”, says the other.
“It must be the cobbles”, says the other.
What have curry and uncles got in common ? They will both give you a sore arse if you get a bad one
That's up there Emz lol.
Worst thing having a wrongen uncle that doesn't top and tail when he stays over
Worst thing having a wrongen uncle that doesn't top and tail when he stays over
I'm always amazed by the accuracy of Spanish tattoo artists.... But then nobody expects the Spanish ink precision
"I Said to my Mate who's a Scouser, how Come you only Spent £3 on your Mums Mother's day Present?
He Replied, Thats all She Had in Her Purse 😲😲😲🤣🤣
He Replied, Thats all She Had in Her Purse 😲😲😲🤣🤣
how do you embarrass an archaeologist?
show him a used tampon and ask which period it came from
show him a used tampon and ask which period it came from
I still think this should have won when you did this years ago so I’ll try it again…..
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie🤣🤣🤣
Not sure I’ve ever told that one before🤦🏻🙏🏼
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie🤣🤣🤣
Not sure I’ve ever told that one before🤦🏻🙏🏼
So I was in a bar last night and the waitress screamed...
"Anyone know CPR?"
I said "hey, I know the whole Alphabet."
Everyone laughed...
Well except this one guy.
"Anyone know CPR?"
I said "hey, I know the whole Alphabet."
Everyone laughed...
Well except this one guy.
Omg lol some good ones here. The Pickasso one. Lol
But check this everyone I only went and bought some new shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
But check this everyone I only went and bought some new shoes from a drug dealer and I don't know what he laced them with but I have been tripping all day.
women coming home from work horney as fuk, husband sleeping , she snook into bedroom under the sheets and gave him blowjob of his life juice everywhere coming out her nose the lot she was delighted that she got him so excited, walked into bathroom to clean up, husband sitting on bog says SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH for fuk sake you will wake your grandad😜 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Until it's disallowed at some future date, I shall have to keep submitting this as best joke. Clement Freud - The £20 note.
Why can’t an orphan be gay ?
Nobody to call Daddy 🙈
What’s difference between anal and oral ?
Oral makes ur day anal makes ur hole weak
Nobody to call Daddy 🙈
What’s difference between anal and oral ?
Oral makes ur day anal makes ur hole weak
Englishman, Irishman, Canadian, Scotsman, Welshman, American, Frenchman, German, Dutchman, Brazillian, Argentinan, Mexican, Russian and Colombian walk into a bar.
Barman says. What’s this? Some sort of joke?
Barman says. What’s this? Some sort of joke?
You. Got moons too?!!
Inb4 these comatose someone 😂
“A 🦨 walks into a bar with his trousers down”
Kinda gotta be there to see and witness the cursed skunkhood
Inb4 these comatose someone 😂
“A 🦨 walks into a bar with his trousers down”
Kinda gotta be there to see and witness the cursed skunkhood
Research shows that cigarettes are actually harmful to children.
Ok calm down, I will use an ashtray
Ok calm down, I will use an ashtray
What should you do when you have a epileptic wife in the bath 😀 👀 throw ya dirty washing in 👊🤣🤣🤣
Lone Ranger and Tonto are out for a morning trek on the plains. Suddenly, Tonto leaps off his horse, goes on all fours and places his ear down to listen.
Lone Ranger, now concerned, asks swiftly: “What is it Tonto?? What do you hear?”
Tonto says: “Buffalo Come.”
Lone Ranger replies: “Wow, that’s amazing Tonto. Truly stunning. How the hell can you tell that?!
Tonto replies “Ear stuck to ground”.
Lone Ranger, now concerned, asks swiftly: “What is it Tonto?? What do you hear?”
Tonto says: “Buffalo Come.”
Lone Ranger replies: “Wow, that’s amazing Tonto. Truly stunning. How the hell can you tell that?!
Tonto replies “Ear stuck to ground”.
Two nuns in a bath. One says "where's the soap?". The other replies "yes, it does, doesn't it?"
It relies on the ambiguity of 'wears' and 'where's', which is much more difficult to convey in a written format.
Hehe....you really don't!
Whats the difference between a duck?
Its got one leg both the same...
Whats the difference between a duck?
Its got one leg both the same...
Recently visited the Doctor as I was having a few “men’s issues”
He told me “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”
“Why” I said
“Because I’m trying to examine you”
He told me “I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating”
“Why” I said
“Because I’m trying to examine you”
1. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By becoming a ventriloquist.
2. Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
I couldn't pick between these two, enjoy!
2. Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? Because he was too far out, man.
I couldn't pick between these two, enjoy!
The male gypsy moth can smell the female gypsy moth from up to seven miles away.
And that fact also works if you remove the word… “moth.”
And that fact also works if you remove the word… “moth.”
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday
1 post
+3 votes
by
likklebiggy
Joke
by
likklebiggy
Joke
Doctor: I have some good news and some bad news
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday
Patient: What’s the good news?
Doctor: The good news is you have 24 hours to live
Patient: Oh shit! What’s the bad news?
Doctor: I couldn't get in touch with you yesterday
4 posts
+13 votes
Bubble hash
Bubble hash
Over past couple days I have done 3 runs of bubble hash. So I have a few grams knocking about.
I have added a 3.5 option.
Grab yourself some of the nicest and cheapest home made bubble hash.
It's very zesty, almost like smoking flower
I have added a 3.5 option.
Grab yourself some of the nicest and cheapest home made bubble hash.
It's very zesty, almost like smoking flower
17 posts
+60 votes
by
Apexskunk2
Apex 🦨 arse spray award!
by
Apexskunk2
Apex 🦨 arse spray award!
Ladies and gentlemen and all those in between…..
KIG kindly did me a custom selection box with some incredible delivery ❤️
TikTok tldr = absolute pinnacle of capturing terps in bud!!!!!!
Sounds dramatic but when you’ve chonged as many baggy as me and dabbled in growing, you learn to really appreciate those special grows or growers.
Whoever is growing these strains is a wizard imo and could have Cali packs drawn after them 😂
So, we all know the mimosa is orangey zesty greatness and this round is no different.
The blue gelato is INCREDIBLE like a weed cocktail maker has nailed a split in flavours, flavour starts to go down the blue route but never fully develops, and instead transmogrifies into this creamy almost bitter like back note exhale!!
I got some water melon skittlz and coco too, so I’ll update once I’ve done those.
If I smoke any more that hoovering won’t get done and Mrs apex will kill me as I’m already in the dog house
Being a bit poorer I grabbed some shake / popcorn too, shit won’t even fit in my jar there’s so much! Stinks like the primo buds and tbh, loads of mine just look some small un trimmed buds 🤤🤤🥳🥳🥳.
Well worth a bit of that and some of the artisan strains guys, that way you get some volume and TOP TIER flavour like my bundle 🤜
Honestly, I’d be proper shocked if anyone didn’t think the terps and effects were straight 10s 🔥🔥🔥
Enjoy people, Apex approved and Arse spray awarded 🥇 🏆
🤜❤️🦨
KIG kindly did me a custom selection box with some incredible delivery ❤️
TikTok tldr = absolute pinnacle of capturing terps in bud!!!!!!
Sounds dramatic but when you’ve chonged as many baggy as me and dabbled in growing, you learn to really appreciate those special grows or growers.
Whoever is growing these strains is a wizard imo and could have Cali packs drawn after them 😂
So, we all know the mimosa is orangey zesty greatness and this round is no different.
The blue gelato is INCREDIBLE like a weed cocktail maker has nailed a split in flavours, flavour starts to go down the blue route but never fully develops, and instead transmogrifies into this creamy almost bitter like back note exhale!!
I got some water melon skittlz and coco too, so I’ll update once I’ve done those.
If I smoke any more that hoovering won’t get done and Mrs apex will kill me as I’m already in the dog house
Being a bit poorer I grabbed some shake / popcorn too, shit won’t even fit in my jar there’s so much! Stinks like the primo buds and tbh, loads of mine just look some small un trimmed buds 🤤🤤🥳🥳🥳.
Well worth a bit of that and some of the artisan strains guys, that way you get some volume and TOP TIER flavour like my bundle 🤜
Honestly, I’d be proper shocked if anyone didn’t think the terps and effects were straight 10s 🔥🔥🔥
Enjoy people, Apex approved and Arse spray awarded 🥇 🏆
🤜❤️🦨
It’s delish mate got me creative with the words too!
Terps are next level with potency to match 🔥🔥🔥
Terps are next level with potency to match 🔥🔥🔥
Salute the grower!!!
Smoked less of this than usual stuff too, keeps me going for hours of Horizon or Mrs apex moaning before I need a top up 😂
Smoked less of this than usual stuff too, keeps me going for hours of Horizon or Mrs apex moaning before I need a top up 😂
I know you got strains coming out every orifice mate😂 but worth a look with these heavy flavours 🤜🔥🤤
The last time I saw one of these given out was on some gelato from Riley packs and the skunkman was spot on , was probably one of the best bits I’ve had off here , safe to say I’ll be following the advice again when payday comes around
I got just under 13 off the Watermelon and they are going too fast tbh. And just sorted another 13 off 1 Orangina. 26 Zs off 2 plants. My averages have gone up
Yeah dry weight mate. Been hitting 9a for a while but last time 2 x 13sand still couple more to measure up. Blue is very low
What a beautiful looking selection box! I wasn't prepared for KiG to have his new strains so soon but I'll be damned if I miss out, especially on that WMZ. How did you rate the Orangina btw? I haven't reviewed officially yet but oooweee is it a knockout!
Quick Q if you don't mind - did you try the Coco Milk last time? I'm interested in if there's a difference given the quite heavily reduced price this time round. Still got a g left from the last Coco Milk and it is bloody superb.
Quick Q if you don't mind - did you try the Coco Milk last time? I'm interested in if there's a difference given the quite heavily reduced price this time round. Still got a g left from the last Coco Milk and it is bloody superb.
Mate, get them all!!
I personally ranked watermelon skittles and blue gelato as tops!
Incredible flavours and both very different.
Mimosa, coca and orangina all banging just skittleZ and blues get me going 😂
Mimosa is as zesty as ever.
Orangina zesty but a tad more creamy
Cocoa - smoothest for me more buttery
Honestly, if you like flavour in your vapes or joints DONT miss out on these!!!
Mrs apex had a double moan again about these. First was the old “cod eyes” and “too stoned to remember i cooked dinner”.
Guilty as charged but I only smoked 2 joints before this!!!
She’s also washing the smoking jacket 2 days after it landed as “you smell like a drug dealer again and I only just washed it”
Gg KIG
I personally ranked watermelon skittles and blue gelato as tops!
Incredible flavours and both very different.
Mimosa, coca and orangina all banging just skittleZ and blues get me going 😂
Mimosa is as zesty as ever.
Orangina zesty but a tad more creamy
Cocoa - smoothest for me more buttery
Honestly, if you like flavour in your vapes or joints DONT miss out on these!!!
Mrs apex had a double moan again about these. First was the old “cod eyes” and “too stoned to remember i cooked dinner”.
Guilty as charged but I only smoked 2 joints before this!!!
She’s also washing the smoking jacket 2 days after it landed as “you smell like a drug dealer again and I only just washed it”
Gg KIG
My Competition winnings will be gone tonight, im going to have an Orange themed evening with it, feel like I need some of that WMZ in my bowl!
Don’t sleep on it or the gelato mate 🤫
I’m gonna buy in bulk come pay day this is so nice 😂
I’m gonna buy in bulk come pay day this is so nice 😂
36 posts
+170 votes
by
B0W13
Winner Winner Orang-inner 🍊
by
B0W13
Winner Winner Orang-inner 🍊
Morning LBers!
Just want to thank KiG for the juicy Q of Orangina I received the other day as competition winnings, was such a welcome treat too as it had been a properly rough week underlined by some bloody airborne hooligan shitting all over my North Face!
Another Bigga joked it was lucky and I should buy a lottery ticket, well don't I wish I listened to the wise sage as I went on to win the first thing I've ever won, the impromptu Wake and Bake comp KiG threw up on Sunday and I won that by basically being a greedy caner, finally, its paying off!
Have a great weekend Biggas
💜💚🏹
Just want to thank KiG for the juicy Q of Orangina I received the other day as competition winnings, was such a welcome treat too as it had been a properly rough week underlined by some bloody airborne hooligan shitting all over my North Face!
Another Bigga joked it was lucky and I should buy a lottery ticket, well don't I wish I listened to the wise sage as I went on to win the first thing I've ever won, the impromptu Wake and Bake comp KiG threw up on Sunday and I won that by basically being a greedy caner, finally, its paying off!
Have a great weekend Biggas
💜💚🏹
I'm trying to keep the trim in separate tubs but I've got tubs coming out of my ears tbh. Got a load of Evo and Orangina mixed that's being done in the morning.
The Zkittles is the only plan that had a pre trim so hardly and sugar leaf so probably not enough to do a run on its own.
I've got a kief shake box so I could fi you some Fresh Watermelon kief
The Zkittles is the only plan that had a pre trim so hardly and sugar leaf so probably not enough to do a run on its own.
I've got a kief shake box so I could fi you some Fresh Watermelon kief
Thanks mate, really is lovely, when bonged its leaving a zingy orangyness on the lips, like a blood orange, when smoked in the joint i was getting hints of that on the exhale, ill get some in the vape later🤤
I got shat on by a seagull last year and a mate also said it was good luck. Later that day a bookie I have an online account with tried to use my bank card instead of someone else's because we had the same name but the transaction failed. When I complained they gave me £50 compo. Winner winner chicken dinner.
Nice, do we know how long "bird shit luck" lasts as I actually won something else yesterday?
I've never really been superstitious but im changing my ways!
I've never really been superstitious but im changing my ways!
Haha I don't know mate, maybe if you don't wash it off your luck will last as long as the shit does 😂
I already washed it off obviously like a fool, just hope the residual BSL lasts until I get a lottery ticket in🤞🏻
You can always tread in dog shit, but for it to be lucky you have to be in bare feet (we've all done it right?). Honestly, I don't make the rules...
Gratz for rolling out of bed and rolling a fatty mate, tough life 😂😂😂🥳
Looks yummy, have you grabbed to other flavours yet? 🤔
Looks yummy, have you grabbed to other flavours yet? 🤔
Thanks mate, I'm glad someone appreciates my efforts and to be fair, I mostly fall out of the bed nowadays!
Mate, the terps on these strains are mouth watering good.
Loving me a bit of horizon on the ps5 with these flavours 🥳
Shame kid and Mrs apex back soon for gladiators 😂
Loving me a bit of horizon on the ps5 with these flavours 🥳
Shame kid and Mrs apex back soon for gladiators 😂
Congratulations anything from KIG is a bit of a treat so if you’re gunna pick a comp to win it’s this one, they really know their shit.
5 posts
+32 votes
by
Emz2460
Appreciation post to an old school stoner
by
Emz2460
Appreciation post to an old school stoner
KIG
What a legend.
I’m not gonna get right into it but I’ve not been ordering on here much recently purely down to costs and life priorities, I commented on a post the other day and got a message long time no see.
I’ve got a long and strong little biggy relationship with this seller so messaged him privately to say I’m still your biggest fan, I will be back and a brief description of my last 12 months purely so they knew why I’d disappeared in no way did I expect anything other than a message.
I did get a message saying hope things improve but in the meantime keep an eye out for your postie.
Omg look at the pictures this is too top grade covered in trichomes, it’s beautiful as is the gesture. If you’re eying up the mimosa evo don’t hesitate it’s the kind of weed you got in the 90’s when you knew the grower and this crop would be persy. If you know you know.
Thank you KIG it made me smile so much I look like I slept with a coat hanger in my mouth.
What a legend.
I’m not gonna get right into it but I’ve not been ordering on here much recently purely down to costs and life priorities, I commented on a post the other day and got a message long time no see.
I’ve got a long and strong little biggy relationship with this seller so messaged him privately to say I’m still your biggest fan, I will be back and a brief description of my last 12 months purely so they knew why I’d disappeared in no way did I expect anything other than a message.
I did get a message saying hope things improve but in the meantime keep an eye out for your postie.
Omg look at the pictures this is too top grade covered in trichomes, it’s beautiful as is the gesture. If you’re eying up the mimosa evo don’t hesitate it’s the kind of weed you got in the 90’s when you knew the grower and this crop would be persy. If you know you know.
Thank you KIG it made me smile so much I look like I slept with a coat hanger in my mouth.
I’m smoking it now and it’s another example of your expertise as you know I smoke pure joints only and it’s bloody lovely so naturally flavoured unlike some mimosas that taste more like terps for carts . Burns well and smooth and I’m stoned in a good way, it’s going in my special glass jar ! Your lucky I have no idea where you live as right now I want to hug you and I’m not even a hugger lol. Seriously proper appreciated.
Hope all is on the up mate and glad you got to try some of these 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Taste is incredible on them all
Taste is incredible on them all
6 posts
+35 votes
Moonies
Shal i do another competition?? Funny joke?? And make them the prize??? They have 7ml of distillate and about 3.5 kief
Don’t think anyone would say no to a chance to try one of those superpower hulk testicles mate 👌
35 posts
+111 votes
Drama on the Western Front
Drama on the Western Front
Customer will not accept a reship with upgraded NND delivery.
What to do now??
He brought an 8th and states that it never arrived by 1st class post. Does happen from time to time, or is 8 months late like Jay's Christmas parcel from Druid's.
I dont think we had any missed comms. So I kindly offer to send the 8th again.
I then receive a reply stating the buyer has lost all trust in me?!? To I reply 600+ positive reviews and its the smallest amount of weed to buy so why would I try to rip you off??
Now im not bothered by a dispute what i am bothered by is he basically calling me a thief.
To call someone a thief over an 8th is an absolute joke if you ask me but what do you guy's think??
I even thought about refunding him directly but calling me a thief nar way
What to do now??
He brought an 8th and states that it never arrived by 1st class post. Does happen from time to time, or is 8 months late like Jay's Christmas parcel from Druid's.
I dont think we had any missed comms. So I kindly offer to send the 8th again.
I then receive a reply stating the buyer has lost all trust in me?!? To I reply 600+ positive reviews and its the smallest amount of weed to buy so why would I try to rip you off??
Now im not bothered by a dispute what i am bothered by is he basically calling me a thief.
To call someone a thief over an 8th is an absolute joke if you ask me but what do you guy's think??
I even thought about refunding him directly but calling me a thief nar way
You didn’t believe me when I said my order(s) hadn’t arrived. That’s inferring the same thing over an eighth. Works both ways mate…😉
I never once said i didnt believe you Sir. You got all worked up by the situation. I said it was strange that 2 parcels didn't turn up and that worked itself out as wrong postage payed.
Of course it works both ways but 600+ reviews should stand for what it says with a 9.9 rating
I offered an upgraded reship from what i learned from our encounter Polly when you wrote "going round and round"
Of course it works both ways but 600+ reviews should stand for what it says with a 9.9 rating
I offered an upgraded reship from what i learned from our encounter Polly when you wrote "going round and round"
Mmmmm….”recollections may differ”…🤴
You actually said it was “impossible” that I hadn’t received them and I “must have” which only reads one way to me! You also said it was “impossible” that you had put the wrong postage on the reship (you had) or that your twat of a mate hadn’t posted the first one (he hadn’t)….
I may even get over it….one day😉
You actually said it was “impossible” that I hadn’t received them and I “must have” which only reads one way to me! You also said it was “impossible” that you had put the wrong postage on the reship (you had) or that your twat of a mate hadn’t posted the first one (he hadn’t)….
I may even get over it….one day😉
I've got a box of tissues with your name on them if it helps Polly.
Your being pedantic on details. That still doesn't stand as me saying I didn't believe you.
If you do get over it, I'll be happy for you
Your being pedantic on details. That still doesn't stand as me saying I didn't believe you.
If you do get over it, I'll be happy for you
See?…still being rude after all this time, but of course you are a ‘player’ now with 600+ reviews as you keep mentioning.
How quickly you forget that I was the original KIG Fanboy shouting your praises when you had just a handful of sales. I bought everything in your store and told everyone about it.
Really, there is no need to thank me….🙄😛
How quickly you forget that I was the original KIG Fanboy shouting your praises when you had just a handful of sales. I bought everything in your store and told everyone about it.
Really, there is no need to thank me….🙄😛
Trying to make it less moody Polly!!
But your dying to take offence to everything I say.
Get over it dude. Jesus
But your dying to take offence to everything I say.
Get over it dude. Jesus
I take offence to that!...lol
Nah mate, if I was trying to take offence I would have done so at you saying that one non-posted delivery and one wrong-posted delivery despite being the facts is actually just being "pedantic".
You never were good at apologising were you?...don't have to these days- just keep giving stuff away mate, works a treat. Boom!
Nah mate, if I was trying to take offence I would have done so at you saying that one non-posted delivery and one wrong-posted delivery despite being the facts is actually just being "pedantic".
You never were good at apologising were you?...don't have to these days- just keep giving stuff away mate, works a treat. Boom!
Boom Boom Polly
Everybody loves a KiG freebie, When's it's some of the nicest green going
Ching ching
Love it Polly you is amazing
Everybody loves a KiG freebie, When's it's some of the nicest green going
Ching ching
Love it Polly you is amazing
Can verify the craziest orange/satsuma smell and terps and she’s potent
KIG defo has some of the best homegrown flower around 👌
KIG defo has some of the best homegrown flower around 👌
Deffo wrong postage
What about a little selection of what I've got ready at the mo??
Let me make it upto you
What about a little selection of what I've got ready at the mo??
Let me make it upto you
You know it makes sense
I did mess up to start off with so least I can scooby door
Could be covered in a new orange scent by 1pm friday
I did mess up to start off with so least I can scooby door
Could be covered in a new orange scent by 1pm friday
I've been waiting for our sweet embrace.
Don't take what I say on here to heart. You have kept me at the top of Topics for hours and had few new customers
Don't take what I say on here to heart. You have kept me at the top of Topics for hours and had few new customers
Just under 2 normal 1s I'd say mate.
You should come say hello and give some more Arse sprays
You should come say hello and give some more Arse sprays
Think you said Apex Skunk in the mirror 3 times, as my fingers DM’d you with no input from myself 🤔
If they don't want it, I'll have it instead! 😁
I can't see what else you can do. Wait for a response? Maybe back and forth pantomime well you said, they said, yawn, yawn bit of drama then all gets forgotten about in a few days time and the sun will still rise in the morning.
I can't see what else you can do. Wait for a response? Maybe back and forth pantomime well you said, they said, yawn, yawn bit of drama then all gets forgotten about in a few days time and the sun will still rise in the morning.
Not accepting a nnd reship is a joke. Glad ive saved all the messages.
Now the dispute has got an extension
Now the dispute has got an extension
Best vendor I've delt with LB
Always great comms and the quality of weed is the best you'll find. If thief is one thing your not, thanks for everything over last 12 monthb KIG 👍 top class
Always great comms and the quality of weed is the best you'll find. If thief is one thing your not, thanks for everything over last 12 monthb KIG 👍 top class
47 posts
+186 votes
Best dry hep vaporizer?
Best dry hep vaporizer?
Whats people's views on dry herb Vaporizer's?? Best make? Model?? I've got a Venty
I'm a big fan of the Mighty. I do like the look of the Venty and might go for that if/when my Mighty gives up the ghost. Have you used both?
S&B's customer service is amazing, they replaced mine FOC even when it was outside of warranty.
S&B's customer service is amazing, they replaced mine FOC even when it was outside of warranty.
S&B customer service is properly good alright. The number of e04 ventys is shocking though. I would go for one but hesitant because of this. Well that and the £400 🤣
I've used a Mighty few times. Very decent machine.
I had my eye on a hex but the Venty sprung up and won my hand.
I got the 40 capsules and filling station. Amazing price of kit
I had my eye on a hex but the Venty sprung up and won my hand.
I got the 40 capsules and filling station. Amazing price of kit
Would you say it's worth upgrading from the Mighty to the Venty? Interested to know if there is a noticeable difference between them.
Is it worth the money? No definitely not.
But saying that I haven't used the Mighty since I got the Venty.
If you're happy with the Mighty and it gets you ripped I would stick with it.
But saying that I haven't used the Mighty since I got the Venty.
If you're happy with the Mighty and it gets you ripped I would stick with it.
You’re not the first to say the same.
The advice I was given is, if you have a mighty just stick with that as the extra money doesn’t justify the price.
The advice I was given is, if you have a mighty just stick with that as the extra money doesn’t justify the price.
I honestly couldn't help with that judgement. All I can say is I'm very impressed with it
I have a Crafty+. My weed lasts for an actual eternity now; no way am I going back to combustion.
I would say it is a great starter vape, but some features are a bit lacking, plus I have only really recently gotten the hang of using it. I'm not a heavy user though, so I am not looking to upgrade just yet!
I would say it is a great starter vape, but some features are a bit lacking, plus I have only really recently gotten the hang of using it. I'm not a heavy user though, so I am not looking to upgrade just yet!
Have a crafty+, tm2 and a Dani V3.
Crafty for flavor, tm2 for bong like rips and the Dani for the ritual of it needing skill to use and master, almost like rolling a joint.
The TM2 is ludicrously classy bit of kit
Crafty for flavor, tm2 for bong like rips and the Dani for the ritual of it needing skill to use and master, almost like rolling a joint.
The TM2 is ludicrously classy bit of kit
I want something that is closest to a bong hit and heard the TM2 is the one for that, sounds like you agree?
It's one of the closest portable devices
Desktops like the thermal twist and Vapvana screwball are a closer experience imo if you have the space for one
Desktops like the thermal twist and Vapvana screwball are a closer experience imo if you have the space for one
I do most of my partaking at home so a desktop would be fine, whatever replicates that bong hit best, i mainly smoke the bong and pureys, the vape i have now gets pulled out to check flavours and goes straight back on the shelf as it doesnt give the right hit, i like the look of the Vapana one.
DDcode is a discount code for recvapes I think it still works
The Vapvana one has a ridiculous bowl size 😁
It's a more open airflow than the thermal twist
There are plenty of other desktops but these are the cheapest in the case of the twist and it's decent and arguably "the best" in the screwball
The Vapvana one has a ridiculous bowl size 😁
It's a more open airflow than the thermal twist
There are plenty of other desktops but these are the cheapest in the case of the twist and it's decent and arguably "the best" in the screwball
I think so, but then I'm old and not at college, when I had two bongs before first class on a Tuesday. Fuck, a few bongs now would probably write my Saturday off 🤣
The TM2 reminds me of this. That's probably as close to a real bong as a vape can be.
The TM2 reminds me of this. That's probably as close to a real bong as a vape can be.
Yip it’s great with a decent bit of glass.
The size of the glass makes a big difference on how it hits.
The size of the glass makes a big difference on how it hits.
When the capsule has got upto temp the rips are rather Big@ 195č Adjustable air flow is decent
Oh definitely buddy.
Luckily for me it was a Christmas present.
The only thing pissing me off about it is I can't get a filling aid.
Luckily for me it was a Christmas present.
The only thing pissing me off about it is I can't get a filling aid.
Maybe get yourself some capsules mate. This one I'm hand loading as it 3/4 Bubble hash with a tiny bit of Coco Milk flower at the bottom.
The filling station does 40 with 6 grams of flower. Comes with everything you need and some small digital scales
The filling station does 40 with 6 grams of flower. Comes with everything you need and some small digital scales
Next up is-
Blue Gelato#41 with some toffee looking bubble hash from old.
The Gelato will be on my menu very soon
Blue Gelato#41 with some toffee looking bubble hash from old.
The Gelato will be on my menu very soon
I know lots of people are big fans of hash in the mighty/venty but I find that it’s not great unless you’re using softer hash.
I think that you just don’t get to the temps needed to get the best from hash.
I think that you just don’t get to the temps needed to get the best from hash.
Never got on with dosing caps buddy. Might have something to do with me having hands like shovels 😁
Mighty for me and the only vape I've purchased. Had a few over the years, have one for home & one for work!!
The venty recall and the owners who are on their 4th venty are making me question that statement
It’s first gen, would expect a few issues but S&B usually great for returns and aftercare.
Venty looks great though 😍
Mighty for me, dynavap occasionally and saving for a volcano 😂
Venty looks great though 😍
Mighty for me, dynavap occasionally and saving for a volcano 😂
Yeah but a few issues means it's definitely not "bulletproof"
And a world wide recall also indicates that
Which was my point, s&B warranty and aftercare is irrelevant when talking about the product itself and it's ability to stop projectiles
And a world wide recall also indicates that
Which was my point, s&B warranty and aftercare is irrelevant when talking about the product itself and it's ability to stop projectiles
Mine is bulletproof. I've done 160+ capsules and I've only had to clean the screen once. To me that's bulletproof
Was 1st generation. Mine and the few others I know of are bulletproof. S&B have a fool proof return program if the worst was to happen
Sorry I didn't realise that your sentence was
"S&B products are bulletproof *providing you ignore all the ones that aren't and only look at the working ones"
My bad I shall leave you till your Sunday
"S&B products are bulletproof *providing you ignore all the ones that aren't and only look at the working ones"
My bad I shall leave you till your Sunday
It wasn't!!
What other product recalls have they had??
I'm talking from my experience with the S&B products. Not everything is perfect off the starting line but if a company is willing to go above and beyond. Speeks volumes
What other product recalls have they had??
I'm talking from my experience with the S&B products. Not everything is perfect off the starting line but if a company is willing to go above and beyond. Speeks volumes
The volcano hybrid had a recall
https://volcanotips.com/featured/safety-information-for-volcano-hybrid-owners/
But that was due to aluminium dust in the airpath the devices themselves were still functional.
Is there an arbitrary amount of product recalls needed btw? Just curious
Also they do have fabulous customers service
It's the definition of "bulletproof" that is nagging me
Maybe foolproof is a better term
https://volcanotips.com/featured/safety-information-for-volcano-hybrid-owners/
But that was due to aluminium dust in the airpath the devices themselves were still functional.
Is there an arbitrary amount of product recalls needed btw? Just curious
Also they do have fabulous customers service
It's the definition of "bulletproof" that is nagging me
Maybe foolproof is a better term
At which point did customer service come into consideration when picking a vape.
Best vape ever but the customer service is shite lol 😝
Best vape ever but the customer service is shite lol 😝
Regardless if it’s 1st Gen or 10th generation. If you’re going to release a sub standard product in regards to manufacturing. That should not matter.
I agree the returns policy is bang on and must be in overdrive.
I agree the returns policy is bang on and must be in overdrive.
Spoke to a mate that got one Monday and was emailing S&B on the Wednesday 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁E04
They dynavaped that and rushed the shit out it and ended up in this mess. Dynavap 101 lol 😂
They dynavaped that and rushed the shit out it and ended up in this mess. Dynavap 101 lol 😂
Pax 3 is good particularly if you use the app ( no longer available on iPhone). However I think whatever vape you get it's not the same high as a joint or bong imo.
With all the S&B recommendations. I think a vape that is mostly overlooked and is half the price of a mighty.
Is the Angus just as good if not better in some areas and great customer service
Is the Angus just as good if not better in some areas and great customer service
Awesome 😎
It’s been said in a few comments. It’s only good if it ticks the boxes you want.
It’s all very subjective?
Big hits
Sipper
Bowl size
With glass
Battery
Butane
End of the day. All the vapes have the same result. Just how it gets you there.
It’s been said in a few comments. It’s only good if it ticks the boxes you want.
It’s all very subjective?
Big hits
Sipper
Bowl size
With glass
Battery
Butane
End of the day. All the vapes have the same result. Just how it gets you there.
3 posts
+4 votes
by
Mcdibble
Storm Sapphire Vaporizer
1 post
+7 votes
Freebie's
Freebie's
Just found a slab of pressed bubble hash that I made like 2 months ago. It got lost in transit!!
So I'm gunna give it away today 25feb to any1 that purchases 7÷ grams. Gram each maybe more.
Mite knock up some more killer Brownies too
So I'm gunna give it away today 25feb to any1 that purchases 7÷ grams. Gram each maybe more.
Mite knock up some more killer Brownies too
4 posts
+11 votes
NND/SPECIAL DELIVERY
NND/SPECIAL DELIVERY
I'm thinking this postage option should be on my items. Starting tomorrow but will put it up now. Only about 5-10 orders a day though.
Cheers
Cheers
Gold standard bud with top postage the only way is up (baby) 🤣 👋👋 just in time for the end of the month 👍
8 posts
+25 votes
by
Lainey
Trichomes galore 😱
by
Lainey
Trichomes galore 😱
First time using kig and very much from the beginning has been very much a pleasure ,couldn’t recommend enough really the bud is absolutely gorgeous,reminds me of times past 🥲 when growing,well those buds are absolutely dripping with trichomes and the terps coming of the frosty buds wreaked of skunky orangey dankness 🫠 be prepared as your house will stink and once one has sparked up everybody in the room is joining you on your journey 🤣🤣🤣🤣 as my better half found out 😬🫣 👊 nice one kig won’t be long before peace and tranquillity decended on the room what an enjoyable evening. The cake was adorable really helped with my back 👊 thanks the stone was something else intense really don’t describe it enough ,I now know what it feels like to be roadkill the morning after if you eat too much and I can’t emphasise that enough 😵💫 anyway here’s some pictures of kig bud and bubble hash trichomes galore
11 posts
+26 votes
5ml Cadbury Brownie Mux
5ml Cadbury Brownie Mux
I have just knocked up a Brownie with 5ml of my Red Red Distillate.
It says serves 16 but I reckon maybe 10. The distillate is 94% so a rough grand total of 4700 ml ÷ 10= 470ml a slice(Roughly)
Free slice to 1st 10 orders of my fresh Mimosa Evo
It says serves 16 but I reckon maybe 10. The distillate is 94% so a rough grand total of 4700 ml ÷ 10= 470ml a slice(Roughly)
Free slice to 1st 10 orders of my fresh Mimosa Evo
WARNING
Please be very careful
I lost about 18 hours and have the biggest weed hangover going
Maybe a little bite to start off with
Please be very careful
I lost about 18 hours and have the biggest weed hangover going
Maybe a little bite to start off with
They sound like there dangerous kigs space cakes sounds like you fell into a wormhole for 18 hours kig a little strong I gather 🤣 that made me laugh 👊🤣 update not for light weight’s
I'm a very decent smoker but yeah It got me good. Mrs ain't too happy either.
Within minutes of liking the whisk and a spoon I felt it creep up on me. Creep as in like hit me like a train. I proceeded to eat the still warm crumbs and an off shape square. What a dumb ass!!
Next day arrives promptly and I feel violated
Within minutes of liking the whisk and a spoon I felt it creep up on me. Creep as in like hit me like a train. I proceeded to eat the still warm crumbs and an off shape square. What a dumb ass!!
Next day arrives promptly and I feel violated
Well kig your ultra realistic depiction off your evening has just made me roar with laugher buddy fm I could kinda picture it your mrs looking at you kinda disappointed while you melt into the floor 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I get it all the time I light one up in the morning and I get this look 👀 off disappointment anger and the dreaded ffs 😳🤣🤣🤣🤣
Snap!! We are all in the same boat I'm thinking. The better other half's rolling there eyes at the sight or smell of something funky. Love it.
Was just thinking the slab of brownie got split into 9 pieces not 10 so it's about 520ish on the fuck you up scale. Stronger than my zombie cookies
Was just thinking the slab of brownie got split into 9 pieces not 10 so it's about 520ish on the fuck you up scale. Stronger than my zombie cookies
That’s probably why you had such a good time, I think the best bit is actually trying to workout what you did 😳🤣🤣🤣or what you might have done 😱🤣🤣🤣🤣
Heh, thanks for the heads-up - will go steady! Didn't see this post so was a nice surprise in my delivery. Have a good weekend
19 posts
+44 votes
Vapes
Vapes
Gave 3 away for people's views.
Not a clue who they are but if you got 1, what did you think??
Not a clue who they are but if you got 1, what did you think??
I bought 2, so I'm not the droids you're looking for. However, very happy to give my view...
They are absolutely banging. You've knocked it out the park with these. Seriously, you may end up with a bit of a rush on your hands.
I've never been a fan of the usual distillate carts with added terps that you see elsewhere. I've used them in a fix, for discretion and convenience, but even the well-rated ones don't really do it for me.
The distillate with live resin carts can be decent though. Dr Extracts does a nice line of those - and I've been reaching for those a little more frequently than previous pen vapes.
Your Rosin Vape, however, takes it even further. The flavour, hit and potency are immense. That CCell atomizer in the pen is definitely best of the bunch for that sort of liquid... and to be fair, it does work very well and very intuitively. But personally, I'm not totally into the disposable nature of it. Not wanting to be preachy, but that's plastic with lithium inside... I could see myself getting through quite a lot of these in the future, I'll feel bad chucking all that in the bin!
Which leads me on to a slight aside. I'm big into high end vaping - for herb/extracts and also nicotine e-liquid. I have a vast collection of atomizers and devices - some of which I can adapt to vape pretty much anything...
Would it be possible to buy just the rosin liquid - maybe in a 3g vial or something? I'd promise to post pictures of it in action on some la-di-dah handmade artisan mod! ;)
Anyways, congratulations on these, dude. For what these are, I don't see how they could be done any better. I'll be coming back for more of these again and again.
I have intended to write up some proper reviews of your herb too (but I'm a stoner... lol) maybe they'll happen soon though! Your first Northern Lights batch was probably my favourite smoke of last year, so I'm looking forward to trying the second batch bit I've got stashed away! Also smashed a load of that Acapulco Gold... I get together with a few mates every few weeks to hang out in a shed and make music. That was an all-time favourite for the crew :) Watermelon Skittlez was good too - but fairly similar to what I get elsewhere so not super exciting for me personally.
Got the Red Red Wine and LSD to look forward to as well. They're still sealed up and waiting for action - Red Wine will get it tomorrow I reckon :)
The 6 or so rosins I've had were also excellent. Delicious, potent but maybe a little mucky to vape... but that's the nature of flower rosin. I get through my live resins etc in my usual dab sessions, but these have been nice to mix it up a little.
Enough stoned ranting. I bid you adieu.
They are absolutely banging. You've knocked it out the park with these. Seriously, you may end up with a bit of a rush on your hands.
I've never been a fan of the usual distillate carts with added terps that you see elsewhere. I've used them in a fix, for discretion and convenience, but even the well-rated ones don't really do it for me.
The distillate with live resin carts can be decent though. Dr Extracts does a nice line of those - and I've been reaching for those a little more frequently than previous pen vapes.
Your Rosin Vape, however, takes it even further. The flavour, hit and potency are immense. That CCell atomizer in the pen is definitely best of the bunch for that sort of liquid... and to be fair, it does work very well and very intuitively. But personally, I'm not totally into the disposable nature of it. Not wanting to be preachy, but that's plastic with lithium inside... I could see myself getting through quite a lot of these in the future, I'll feel bad chucking all that in the bin!
Which leads me on to a slight aside. I'm big into high end vaping - for herb/extracts and also nicotine e-liquid. I have a vast collection of atomizers and devices - some of which I can adapt to vape pretty much anything...
Would it be possible to buy just the rosin liquid - maybe in a 3g vial or something? I'd promise to post pictures of it in action on some la-di-dah handmade artisan mod! ;)
Anyways, congratulations on these, dude. For what these are, I don't see how they could be done any better. I'll be coming back for more of these again and again.
I have intended to write up some proper reviews of your herb too (but I'm a stoner... lol) maybe they'll happen soon though! Your first Northern Lights batch was probably my favourite smoke of last year, so I'm looking forward to trying the second batch bit I've got stashed away! Also smashed a load of that Acapulco Gold... I get together with a few mates every few weeks to hang out in a shed and make music. That was an all-time favourite for the crew :) Watermelon Skittlez was good too - but fairly similar to what I get elsewhere so not super exciting for me personally.
Got the Red Red Wine and LSD to look forward to as well. They're still sealed up and waiting for action - Red Wine will get it tomorrow I reckon :)
The 6 or so rosins I've had were also excellent. Delicious, potent but maybe a little mucky to vape... but that's the nature of flower rosin. I get through my live resins etc in my usual dab sessions, but these have been nice to mix it up a little.
Enough stoned ranting. I bid you adieu.
look good bro.... It's always good to see a vendor expand the products..
best of luck not that you'll need it...
best of luck not that you'll need it...
Look brilliant🤩…..ORDER IN! 🥳
Can’t believe Biggas got these for free and haven’t even commented- you can rely on me KIG! 👍😉
Can’t believe Biggas got these for free and haven’t even commented- you can rely on me KIG! 👍😉
Cheers hun.
They were the sample samples 0.5 wee 1s.
I knew they would be ok as ive been chuffing them now for few weeks and have never been so blazed.
Work is a treat lol no stinking of hench green after smoking a fatty on lunch. Just chuff chuff, red eye.
They have cost me a bomb, getting it right and stable
I love em tbh
They were the sample samples 0.5 wee 1s.
I knew they would be ok as ive been chuffing them now for few weeks and have never been so blazed.
Work is a treat lol no stinking of hench green after smoking a fatty on lunch. Just chuff chuff, red eye.
They have cost me a bomb, getting it right and stable
I love em tbh
Oooh if they are lighting you up with a stash like yours then I think we are all going to be very happy!😂😂
It's a 45/45 mix of live rosin and distillate with 10% terpenes to help the mix.
Was fresh flower, frozen then made into Rosin
Was fresh flower, frozen then made into Rosin
Sounds good, will definitely have to pick one of these up
Can the vapes be charged if the battery runs out before the liquid?
Apologies for all the questions 😂
Can the vapes be charged if the battery runs out before the liquid?
Apologies for all the questions 😂
Only seeing this post now... many many months later. KIG kindly threw in one of these vapes with an order of the knockout Northern Lights & mix of Rosins. It got laid to one side in the excitement of unpacking, then the benchtests of the worthy bud and nectar did the rest...
I got back to it some weeks after and remember the smoothness and taste as more natural than most vapes I've tried. I use vape carts only occasionally but appreciated the extra, in plain sight discretion the disposable form factor allowed. The potency was there with just a few drags.
Just wanted to close this loop. That NL btw was a weed highlight for me last year - house stank like 'Dam in 1990. Artisan wares don't come cheap but KIG's are a relative bargain. Will be back your way soon, current and pipeline offerings are too tempting not to.
I got back to it some weeks after and remember the smoothness and taste as more natural than most vapes I've tried. I use vape carts only occasionally but appreciated the extra, in plain sight discretion the disposable form factor allowed. The potency was there with just a few drags.
Just wanted to close this loop. That NL btw was a weed highlight for me last year - house stank like 'Dam in 1990. Artisan wares don't come cheap but KIG's are a relative bargain. Will be back your way soon, current and pipeline offerings are too tempting not to.
6 posts
+22 votes
3 weeks (ish)
3 weeks (ish)
I'll be back with a fresh batch of Mimosa and some orange tastic Orangina. Still here just in the back ground curtain twitching
Orange Jam (Agent Orange x Space Jam) & Orange Cookies (GSC x Orange Juice) by Obsoul33t Genetics.
Sounds amazing. I'll put some funds away now. It's hard to pick a "best ever", but your mimosa Evo, is always the one to beat, in any discussion. Love it.
I've got fresh Mimosa ready in a few weeks. Same cuttings off mother but I didn't take any cuts of last 1s before flower.
Best ever is very kind cheers
Best ever is very kind cheers
12 posts
+51 votes
2024
2024
Happy 2024 guy's
Peace, Love and happiness to every single one of you lovely people
Peace, Love and happiness to every single one of you lovely people
I've got some Orangina and Spritz curing.
I have a decent stash of Barney's farm seeds-Lsd, Watermelon zkittles, Gelato 41, Ice cream something, Blue Gelato. Lemon tree.
Loads of other seeds and a load of Perfect tree seeds, Spritz, Red Red, Tropi'cuz
Anything different you fancy? Open to ideas!?!
I have a decent stash of Barney's farm seeds-Lsd, Watermelon zkittles, Gelato 41, Ice cream something, Blue Gelato. Lemon tree.
Loads of other seeds and a load of Perfect tree seeds, Spritz, Red Red, Tropi'cuz
Anything different you fancy? Open to ideas!?!
I think spritz, watermelon skittles and blue gelato grown with your hands would be VERY worthwhile 🤤
If you got the space and they all like the same conditions why not 🥳
Expensive for us though 😂
Expensive for us though 😂
10 posts
+35 votes
Bubble bubble
Phew..... managed to get a little bit of this, just 3g but that is a nice little xmas gift to myself any day of the year
I am now ready to "like" all the other posts asking about this bubble lol, hope your all able to get a little taste)
I am now ready to "like" all the other posts asking about this bubble lol, hope your all able to get a little taste)
1 post
+5 votes
Christmas shut down
Christmas shut down
Just letting everyone know that I can post orders every day apart from Christmas Eve/Day and Boxing.
I can also do nnd/special delivery with a limit on a couple packages a day. 21st and 22nd would be the last days to guarantee Christmas drops
I can also do nnd/special delivery with a limit on a couple packages a day. 21st and 22nd would be the last days to guarantee Christmas drops
11 posts
+44 votes
by
Apexskunk2
Top Tier Vendor
by
Apexskunk2
Top Tier Vendor
What’s up biggas, it’s been a while but Apex been busy keeping the Mrs “happy” 😬
First time buying from KIG, as they reached out to me to tempt me to a purchase.
This was like a red rag to a bull, I went charging in thinking “big balls vendor thinks he can satisfy the Apex”!
oblivious to the fees my fat fingers spam through the chat so my Henry cost me a quarter 🤦♂️
Stealth is very clever imo, I’ll leave at that.
Open my baggy to find a few sample baggies 👀
Big balls indeed I think, one of them will be shit.
NOPE - I cracked the Mimosa first and I’m hit with the BIGGEST grapefruit smell I’ve ever had!
Within 4 nano seconds that whiff was already up Mrs Apex receptors and the moaning begun.
As she’s in full blown moan, I crack the others and she loses her shit.
The spritz is straight tropical cat sick / piss!!! - she hates it and moans as I grin and remove my snout from the bag. - this fucked me up, I rolled a quick one but waffled all this before the actual smoke report!
The coco smells like faint coco pops made with gold top milk 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I’ll add to this thread with the smoking of each as I go.
Forget the Hollywood handshake, from 2023 I’m giving the “Apex Arse Spray” as the highest accolade for a vendor
From the 1 joint, smell, stealth, comms, AND most importantly the variety of fucking STINK your house out strong bud.
Slept on you too long brother, enjoy being the first recipient of an Apex 🦨 Arse spray 🤜😂
First time buying from KIG, as they reached out to me to tempt me to a purchase.
This was like a red rag to a bull, I went charging in thinking “big balls vendor thinks he can satisfy the Apex”!
oblivious to the fees my fat fingers spam through the chat so my Henry cost me a quarter 🤦♂️
Stealth is very clever imo, I’ll leave at that.
Open my baggy to find a few sample baggies 👀
Big balls indeed I think, one of them will be shit.
NOPE - I cracked the Mimosa first and I’m hit with the BIGGEST grapefruit smell I’ve ever had!
Within 4 nano seconds that whiff was already up Mrs Apex receptors and the moaning begun.
As she’s in full blown moan, I crack the others and she loses her shit.
The spritz is straight tropical cat sick / piss!!! - she hates it and moans as I grin and remove my snout from the bag. - this fucked me up, I rolled a quick one but waffled all this before the actual smoke report!
The coco smells like faint coco pops made with gold top milk 🤤🤤🤤🤤
I’ll add to this thread with the smoking of each as I go.
Forget the Hollywood handshake, from 2023 I’m giving the “Apex Arse Spray” as the highest accolade for a vendor
From the 1 joint, smell, stealth, comms, AND most importantly the variety of fucking STINK your house out strong bud.
Slept on you too long brother, enjoy being the first recipient of an Apex 🦨 Arse spray 🤜😂
Brilliant!🤩
I think The Apex Arse Spray should become the measure by which all things are reviewed:
🦨= Stinks
🦨🦨= Honks!
🦨🦨🦨= Divorce Filed
🦨🦨🦨🦨= Decree Absolute
Great work😍👍
I think The Apex Arse Spray should become the measure by which all things are reviewed:
🦨= Stinks
🦨🦨= Honks!
🦨🦨🦨= Divorce Filed
🦨🦨🦨🦨= Decree Absolute
Great work😍👍
Nice. I've been damn near fanatical about the Evo since the last batch, strong contender for strain of the year. It has everything.
Waiting on a package of buds myself, can't wait to try the other KiG wares
Waiting on a package of buds myself, can't wait to try the other KiG wares
It arrived and you're spot on as knew you would be, Apex. Feels like Christmas day opening the box haha. I don't want to be too gushing but I don't see how or where KiG gets marked down, incredible buds to smell, smoke and simply look at.
Honestly blown away mate, for me my rankings be as follows:
1 = Mimosa, coco, spritz
2 = OHS, tropicuz
Couldn’t split them, I really tried.
Mimosa is proper yummy grapefruit orange twist for me!
Spritz - tropical funk with a bit of gas - I cained this first 😂 proper covered in crystals
Coca - has that deep purple flavour profile going on with delicate notes of choc at times (could be the kinder in my mouth as I nicked from kids cupboard)
Ohs has and old school proper musty skunky smell and taste and strong
Tropicuz sit s between ohs and spritz being a musty skunky bit tropical pissy
Don’t sleep on these people, some lovely smoke
1 = Mimosa, coco, spritz
2 = OHS, tropicuz
Couldn’t split them, I really tried.
Mimosa is proper yummy grapefruit orange twist for me!
Spritz - tropical funk with a bit of gas - I cained this first 😂 proper covered in crystals
Coca - has that deep purple flavour profile going on with delicate notes of choc at times (could be the kinder in my mouth as I nicked from kids cupboard)
Ohs has and old school proper musty skunky smell and taste and strong
Tropicuz sit s between ohs and spritz being a musty skunky bit tropical pissy
Don’t sleep on these people, some lovely smoke
136 posts
+420.5 votes
BEST JOKE
BEST JOKE
I've just boxed up two x 3.5 baked in Paris
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Did you know that people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones..... but people in Abu Dhabi do
I was considering a geography pun, but on second thought there's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
Farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed and he has got a sheep under his arm.
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
Cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.
The other day a woman described me as a looker.... well 'voyeur' was the actual word she used... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
Abit on the dark side but it’s a comp so..
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Woman goes into a bar, orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
So I took a poll recently... and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down 🤣🤣🤣✌️🍁
Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot walk into an irish bar.
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
Two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench. Guy comes over and flashes his dick. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
Hi all 👍 Check this joke out 🤣🧐......
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
I was visiting the US and wanted to get some solid one afternoon. I called the nearest marijuana dispensary and got this recorded message… “If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key now.”
Why are pirates called pirates?
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
A binman turns up at some blokes door.
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
Holy fuck. I'm sat smoking and dieing now. Holy Jesus balls!! Cough cough pass to myself cough cough
Feeling a bit on edge smoking in my garden today - my neighbour's turned his house into a Rehab Centre.
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
Giving it an hour then choosing a winner guy's.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
A clown showed up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
When I have a hot date, I like to get them to help me to choose some wine for dinner beforehand. It's a great way to get them into my basement and I only have to cook for myself then.
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a baguette in a cage!?!?
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁