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Rozzyexpress
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joined dec 2022
100+ sales 0% disputed
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Welcome to RozzyExpress! An established small vendor on LB operating since early 2023. We started with rosin, hence the name, but have since listed flowers, hashes, shake and capsules which have been quite well received. This is the only page for Rozzyexpress and LB is the only platform we're on.

As a weed lover myself, all products sold are tested extensively by me, and if I don't think they're worthwhile they won't be listed. At the moment I'm only listing my own harvests and products made from the plants, so listings may be pretty spontaneous. It's the best way for me to guarantee good, clean products at fair prices. I'll still be active so if you have any Q's, I'll be happy to provide an A.

The cutoff time is 1pm Monday-Friday and 11am on Saturday, using Royal Mail Tracked24 or Tracked48. If you want to use a different courier, just send a message and we can work something out.

RM Tracked24 and Tracked48 aren't guaranteed to be 24/48 hours, but from my end everything will be done to make sure your parcel gets to you on time. Nothing will be sent out late unless I've specifically made a post or sent a message stating such, and, while that's very rare, if it does happen, you'll receive some extra bud to compensate.

Please allow 10 working days past the expected delivery date for a reship. Sometimes RM is slow, but it's rare they lose things. If something does go wrong, we can generally offer a full reship or partial refund taking fees into consideration. We haven't had a single dispute in over 300 orders so we don't wanna start that now! Comms will be good anyways :)

I've always said it but I appreciate any and all honest feedback! An honest negative is better than a disingenuous positive.
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PLEASE READ BOTTOM OF DESCRIPTION!

Violet Face, bred by by Anesia Seeds and grown by Rozzyexpress. All grown under LED lights in coco coir and, as always, no PGRs, pesticides or any kind of nastiness has been used.

There's 3 batches available, all quite different.

Plant 1: 20g available*. The buds are quite fluffy and pretty much entirely purple. It smells and tastes like parma violets with more earthy and piney notes than the other 2 plants. It's not as pungent if I'm being honest but still a very clean smoke/vape. It's quite a happy, chilled out, mellow high instead of one that blows your head clean off. Good for a daytime smoke or being social.

Plant 2: 12.5g* available. The buds are about 50/50 purple and green with a lovely coating of trichomes. The parma violet smell and taste is a little more "fresh" than plant 1, but it still has some piney notes behind it. It's a little more pungent than plant 1, but the buds are a little more stalky. Again, a nice clean smoke/vape with quite a happy high, it's a slightly more "behind the eyes" high that's good for taking the edge off after a long day.

Plant 3: 20g now available*. There's no two ways about it, this stuff is fire. Some lovely frosted out, sticky nugs with about 50/50 green and purple. This one smells a lot more like parma violets, it's easily the most pungent and nice smelling of the 3. The taste is incredible and, as with the other 2, is a very clean smoke. It has quite a hard hitting and well rounded high to it as well. The first 2 fall more into the "cheap and cheerful" category, but this one is something I'm proud to be able to put out.

All orders will be either bang on or over the advertised weights. The pictures are all true representations of the bud you'll receive and, if for whatever reason you're unhappy with your order, please reach out and let me know. As always, honesty is very much appreciated. Apologies that there isn't more available and that the weights are weird, I'm just doing what I can at the moment! Plant 1 and 2 work out to the same cost per gram.

PLEASE READ:
Because of limited availability, I can't list things normally at the moment in case more orders are made than can be fulfilled. Please send a message if you want to place an order and I'll add a custom order for you. Amounts in the description will be updated as orders are made. Prices are as follows:

Plant 1 - 10g for $45
Plant 2 - 12.5g for $56.25
Plant 3 - 10g for $70

Cheers biggas ๐Ÿ’š
10 custom fb $45.00 BTC0.0004311
10 custom imc $70.00 BTC0.0006706
10 custom b2023 $70.00 BTC0.0006706
10 grams plant 1 $4,500.00 BTC0.04311
12.5 grams plant 2 $5,600.25 BTC0.0536504
10 grams plant 3 $7,000.00 BTC0.06706
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Back to our roots with some lovely rosin! All rosin is made from RozzyGrown plants using 120u micron bags and is of a high quality.

Dawg: an insanely hard hitter with the classic stardawg taste. It's been cured well and has a texture like budder/badder.
1 gram dawg rosin $40.00 BTC0.0003832
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27 topics on Rozzyexpress
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Back in business for a bit!
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fateharder
Just a little big of hardcore shilling AKA bookmark Rozzyexpress for the long haul
I don't know if this is technically shilling when I've never bought from the vendor, but this is the second time in a week that I've been allured by a listing description, like how flowerbuds entice busy bees by the ultraviolet homing pattern they display, and I have once more felt duty-bound to report in and give a brother/sister a teensy little boost, having been personally touched by the level of sincere and considered thought invested by the vendor into their listings.


Because, Rozzy, your descriptions are impeccable.


And this isn't a new thing either, right? They've got history:

Looking at the description on their last listing, the Northern Lights, genuinely, it answers my questions before I've thought of them.
And that's not just me blowing smoke here, and nor is it magic - thats an investment of time, and of compassionate consideration.

I consider an individual's personal tolerance to be pretty much a vital context necessary to weight their opinion of a cannabis product. Rozzy's got that here, and I'm not sure I've *ever* seen a vendor do that before.

And then look at the pictures on that thing - they've provided literally every level of zoom that I'd personally want to see, to feel adequately visually informed.
(I mean just look at those buds, tbh! Oi, oi!! Bloody ell son.. Put em away!)

All these elements take time.
And time is money.
You know what I mean?


And then, there this:

"There may be some smaller nugs, but they've all been broken off of bigger ones to avoid excess stalk weight. All of the bottom buds and sugar leaves will be going into capsules in the very near future, and every nug will be trimmed well."

And this, from their profile:

"I've always said it but I appreciate any and all honest feedback! An honest negative is better than a disingenuous positive."

And I think in a nutshell this sums up Rozzyexpress - or at least the precise kind of vendor I'd shower in coin, if I could - because anyone can talk the talk, but the reviews will reveal ya if you don't walk the walk, too.


Now it's taken me a few months here, but I'm beginning to conclude that if you're not a more reactional or leasurely (/pleasurely?) user, but are in fact somebody who, in several literal fashions, can't afford to fuck up their order - you're probably best served pitching your coin at sellers who aim genuinely to inform through their listings.

These folks possibly seem restricted to among the smaller scale vendors?
And really, now, no shade at bigger vendors at all - the majority of whom appear to be providing stellar service to huge swathes of the community (which is no doubt relentless work), and for which I still have enormous gratitude even if, perhaps, you ain't quite right for me.

So, final thoughts?- Just big fucking props to vendors like Rozzyexpress.
I rate your presentation impeccable out of immaculate, and I just hope your products live up... otherwise I might look a mug in two months time!



Caveat: As I say, I haven't bought from Rozzyexpress yet, (or Lazydaze, the other vendor with great product descriptions), so it might ultimately turn up in the wash that they're the kind of lowlife vendor who licks their hash and spits in their rosin, or cuts up old pubic hairs into tiny pieces and peppers them atop their buds before shipping, due to some manner of unresolved sociopathic tendency.

But I kinda doubt it, ya know?

So SUPPORT THE LITTLE GUYS, folks



Ok I'll pack up me soapbox now, appreciate your time
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pollypuff23
Rozzy Rocks! ๐Ÿ˜
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Rozzyexpress
Thank you for the kind words Polly, you are an absolute legend! ๐Ÿ’š
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Rozzyexpress
Oh my god man... I'm absolutely speechless! If you could only see the smile on my face right now, seriously! This means a hell of a lot and, I'll be honest, when I saw the "posted a topic" notification I was apprehensive in case it was something drama-related, but this has absolutely blown me away!

I'm just somebody who loves weed if I'm being frank, and I just try and be the vendor that I'd be happy buying from. I want people to know exactly what the products are like (in as much depth as possible) and what they'll receive. When I started using the site a few years back I tried a lot of big vendors and the vast majority provided an excellent service. Yeah, some may not have the most detailed product descriptions or pictures in the world, but just look at how many reviews they get... those guys must be rushed off their feet to do what they do on here, even if there's a team behind them! So, on a real level, I can understand them not having the time to include every detail - the reviews often speak for themselves regardless.

I can promise that, at the very least, the products live up to the pictures and descriptions provided. I'm not gonna claim to be the best grower in the world because I've had a few fuck ups and I'm still learning, but I do try to make every crop the best that it can be. I can also promise there'll be no licking of hash, spitting in rosin or pubes found in the buds ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

I also just wanna use this to say that I wish I could provide more products and on a more consistent basis, but I am working on that! The next crop (gorilla cookies) should be pretty good and, after that, I'll be able to run the 4x8 tent at full capacity, so things will hopefully be more consistent!

I absolutely LOVE that logo, would you mind if I "borrowed" it? I'd be happy to send some bud or rosin your way for the time invested - the more I look at it, the more awesome it is!
Can I get some help please?
Apologies for taking the listing down - back early September!
Another life begins!
200kDealer
My new favourite seller for bud
Guilt trips.
Wtaf is up with royal fail...
Lil break
You get a gram, he gets a gram and she gets a gram!
Wedding cake kief
Apologies
Cutoff times, please read if ordering!
Ninja7227
by  Ninja7227
DO ORDER!!!
Cutoff time
Little biggie
HHC capsules?
Cut-off time
New bits!
Cutoff times.
Sorry for the pause!
Shake on the menu!
Stock update!
Couple of new buds!
Buds and other bits
3.5g of dawg rosin being listed soon!!
Emz2460
by  Emz2460
Donโ€™t order
138 posts by Rozzyexpress
Back for a little while - budget bud, dank and a little bit of rosin!
started topic
use three words to describe little biggy
That good shit
Northern Lights, day 1!
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{buy help}
Experiences with RM atm?
Ahh got you, it probably is just stuck somewhere tbf, RM are generally pretty good but no matter the item it does happen from time to time. I hope you… + 2 more
BigRoo
on  BigRoo
Who remembers buckets & hot knives?
Remember them? I made a little bucket the other week! I fancied a bit of nostalgia so I used an old bucket from the garden, a cut up 2L bottle and a b…
{lb help}
on  {lb help}
Don't use LB for external transactions??
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Capsules are back - how we determine milligrams.
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Goose72
on  Goose72
Dodgy dealers
I feel exactly the same man. That's a big reason why I grow my own now. In roughly 10 years of being a smoker I must've tried 30 different dealers acr…
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3x 30g bags left, $200 each
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Thank you everyone ! โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Great to see an Irish vendor doing their thing on here ๐Ÿ™‚ customs from UK to IE are a ballache to say the least... I do believe you'd be allowed to l…
Had to delist temporarily - apologies.
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Heads up: decent UK grow here
Thank you so much for making this post! It does genuinely mean a lot to me being such a small vendor. I'm just happy people are happy with the buds. I…
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Northern Lights now live!
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How do you roll?
Usually elements/raw black, between about .6 and a gram, roach to the left before rolling and honestly baccy just depending on the mood I'm in, about …
{cannabis}
One in six vapes confiscated at English schools spiked with โ€˜zombie drugโ€™
Holy shit! I mean, we knew these were widespread but now kids getting ahold of them and thinking they're weed?.... this is absolutely horrifying. And … + 2 more
Good things are coming soon!
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Transaxe payment stuck
Same issue here. 3 from the 9th of Nov. Fingers crossed it gets sorted soon!
{cannabis}
Heavy Cannabis Use Linked to High Risk of Head, Neck Cancers
I mean, that makes sense.. I don't think anything is really *supposed* to be combusted and inhaled. I know so many people already preach and I don't j… + 4 more
Can someone recommend a good pipe?
Honestly I just like to use what's known as "spoon pipes", they're durable, easy to clean with ISO and pipecleaners and are good for both bu…
Last 50g for $265 (ยฃ200)!
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Back until it's gone!
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New Vendor - Creators of CrumbleHashยฉ - A revolutionary Hash - Cur8Resin - Minimum 15 Buys to Purchase
This looks and sounds delicious! I've tried out similar mixes in the past (usually a quick kief+rosin mix) and all I can say is expect wonderful thing…
Thcdude
on  Thcdude
Anyone had this problem with shipment before. In UK
Realistically, it *could* go both ways, but more often than not it'll get through fine. I've ordered things from the US before (not canna related) tha…
3 for........
Ayy thank you! I hope you have a fantabulous week and that people take advantage of what's on offer! Ngl, when I have some bitcoin I may well make a p… + 2 more
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The SoMango is live!
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Baccy or cig tobacco in joint?
As far as health goes, neither, but amber leaf is my go-to. I don't mix weed with tobacco anymore but I still smoke ciggies and amber leaf just seems …
Johnydosco
Why do people add synthetic spice to UK Weed ๐Ÿคข
God damn man that sounds beyond nasty. And yeah unfortunately that's true, if you dont know the weed guy it's always somewhat of a gamble. I've had a … + 3 more
{lb help}
on  {lb help}
Still can't message
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The grapefruit is gone!
started topic
{podcasts}
Why are there so many illegal weed stores in New York?
I haven't watched this (yet) but I think a big part of it is just that the people want to have control of the bud supply. I mean, why would anyone who…
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Extra, extra, read all about it!
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5 dollar grams. Take advantage. 1 per customer only. 10 buys minimum. Super silver haze
Looks lovely! Old school hazes are my faves ๐Ÿ™‚
25MG, 50MG or 100MG gummies? what do you prefer?
I'd say 25s, you can always have another one but you can't untake what's already taken! Anything over 100 and I'm not the most functional person lol, …
Safest Royal Mail options for vendors
I just do the tracked24 and 48 since they seem to be more reliable, it is annoying that you have to buy them online but it means you can just pop it i…
One for the bakers, takers and capsule makers!
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How to deal with u fair reviews as a new vendor?
Amen! People value honesty on here and if something is cheap, clean and as described you're a lot more likely to get higher ratings. And as far as d…
Back on as of today!
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Cheap and cheerful!
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Paused until Weds-Thurs
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The grapefruit is back!
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What seems normal at 2pm but is scary at 2am?๐Ÿ˜‚ Ill go first
The sound of a chainsaw starting up lol
best fruit for a pipe?
Weird one but me and my mate made a pumpkin bong before. Put a hole in the side for the bowl and stem, cut the top as small as you can and put a small…
Terpy secret club / blue gloves / sumo
Ohhh okay, got you. To be honest it just sounds like the plants were cut early so the trichomes might not have fully formed. Nothing to worry about, t… + 2 more
Griff420
on  Griff420
What kind of mold is this?
I'm not sure on the exact "type" of mould but that's definitely from bad growing or drying/curing conditions, usually lack of air flow and f…
Cooking :)
Maybe little chocolate bars or biscuit type things. Those would probably go down well and have good shelf lives. The buds looking fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜Š + 2 more
{cannabis}
The importance of a scope
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Carrie1313
Good old style soap bar?
Apologies for the late reply. Yea, it won't be wildly different products since I'm trying to get different things in bulk, but it should be pretty muc… + 2 more
How Iโ€™m feeling right now
Woowee! The druids really do have some magic going on here ๐Ÿคฉ
Before leaving a low feedback on this bud please remember itโ€™s ยฃ15 and eighths Guys + Gals
Looking good! Can't beat a bargain ๐Ÿ˜Š
Anyone have any cheese?
Hello, I do have a small amount of exodus cheese if you'd be interested. Only a couple of grams since I bought a pretty small amount but if you want t…
Equipment
Hiya, there's a testing kit named the purpl pro by purpl scientific and that seems to be the main testing device people are using now, it's kinda expe… + 2 more
Looks pretty damn good to me
It's nice seeing people bring different stuff like this to LB ๐Ÿ˜Š Looks noice!
BTC payments pending
Yea it's kinda weird rn but agreed transaxe is always pretty good with issues ๐Ÿ™‚ + 2 more
"HELLO" New vendor.
Good stuff man! Wishing you all the best on your LB journey ๐Ÿ’š
Lonescot
on  Lonescot
whats the most ppl would pay for 1 0z premium shake\trim\small squashed nugs?
The most... Full on trim 15-20 an oz, sugar leaf shake 40-50 an oz and stuff that's got wee nugs and all that maybe 80-100, the least... free ๐Ÿคฃ free … + 2 more
Eddys Beluga Caviar is now on the menu๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿซถ
She looks the bomb Eddy, woowee! + 2 more
New Logo ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Sharp! Lovin it!
Drool88
on  Drool88
Any Irish Vendors out there??! Killing to be made
Ohh gotcha lmaoo, there's no dates on these posts so I was slightly confused but I'm happy things are running well! + 2 more
Last bits of shake for a while!
started topic
New options and quick thanks
started topic
Help
Ohhh makes sense but that's a bit weird lol Glad it's sorted! ๐Ÿ™‚ + 2 more
Just Hold On
Exact same with me. Pending for over a day and then gone. Hopefully sorted soon.
RM delays?
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1/10 Review
Yeah man, that is pretty unfair to leave a 1 without even a comment. Hopefully it's just a mistake and gets clarified soon. Hope you're all set for a…
Thank you guys!!
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Shake back after a temporary pause!
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Last few days of shake!
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Rozzyexpress = amazing vendor
Aw man, thank you so much for this post, it really is appreciated ๐Ÿ’š There's only a few of us doing stuff for RozzyExpress but we all try our best, an…
Don't sleep on the dawg!!
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skunk76
on  skunk76
List of Next day special delivery vendors?
Hello, I know we're a bit late on this but our tracked24's show up on Saturday if ordered Friday. There's always a chance that it arrives late, but as…
Temporary closure
Aw man, it's horrible seeing another vendor have this happen. Hope it's nothing too serious and that you're back up and running soon! Sending good vib…
What are they?
All of those are basically extracts, similar to hash/pollen but extracted in a different way. Rosin is made by heating and pressing buds so that oil c…
Grinder for vape
Personally I think the magnetic no1's are perfect for vaping, the two piece plastic grinders. You can get them from most corner shops for between a qu…
I'm after vapes
I have to suggest doctor extracts' carts, I've only heard good things and a friend of mine recently bought one and was over the moon, here's a quick l…
nero
Nero is a great vendor...until he isn't
Brilliant to hear you got it in the end and you're happy with it ๐Ÿ˜ Nero FTW ๐Ÿ’ฏ
JamieL06
on  JamieL06
delivery in post office
Yeah it's probably best to collect it. If they knew what was inside you'd receive a completely different letter. Royal mail generally doesn't care as …
For transparency
Sorry for the late response. Cheers for this post! HHC is a bit of a grey area at the moment but the high is comparable to a more mild THC. For people…
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