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Vapes to Norway?
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Vapes to Norway?
I have a friends in Norway....they have no problem getting weed locally but can't get the vapes...any vape vendors post to Norway?? Cheers
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i am bored...shroom time???
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i am bored...shroom time???
i smoke weed with tobacco...i have d9 vape and lr vape...gin and beer...i have never done anything other than those...i live alone...i am bored...shroom time? i can't afford microdosing so it would be a one off purchase to try...i have heard some bad stories so i am a little worried lol but i really don't care...just need a little shove in the right direction...all advice appreciated...thanks for your time
if you Boil 1 Gram of shrooms and make tea with it, it will be more than enough for one person. Boiling it activates the psilocybin in the shrooms.
I feel like 1 gram boiled is equivalent to 2/2.5 grams eaten
I have LSD, Shrooms and Mushroom Chocolates (1g each) on my menu, feel free to have a look my friend :)
I feel like 1 gram boiled is equivalent to 2/2.5 grams eaten
I have LSD, Shrooms and Mushroom Chocolates (1g each) on my menu, feel free to have a look my friend :)
my birthday coming soon so for one night only i would need a single purchase..all recommendations welcome please...i would have to order asap
Get 3.5g max, half g in morning when you get up and half g in afternoon, then see how you feel in the evening, perhaps a full G then?
With whats left spread it out half g each day (afternoon /evening).👍
With whats left spread it out half g each day (afternoon /evening).👍
Hey Family,
Give our top tier mushroom chocolates a try! Each Chocolate bar is infused with 4G Mushrooms! We have had 0 complaints and 10/10 Reviews on each purchase! Trusted and Tested Supplier on LB!
Give our top tier mushroom chocolates a try! Each Chocolate bar is infused with 4G Mushrooms! We have had 0 complaints and 10/10 Reviews on each purchase! Trusted and Tested Supplier on LB!
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Dr Terpy D9 vape Vs 50/50 Live Resin vape
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Dr Terpy D9 vape Vs 50/50 Live Resin vape
I love DrTerpys d9 carts, I have only had a few and the last one was peach dream and it was beautiful 😎 Sensi Mart have the 50/50.... live resin blended with Dr Terpys distillate so what the freak is the difference? does it give you a stronger stone/more mashed than d9? or maybe closer to the strain effects? all advice appreciated cheers
The live resin is a lot smoother and the taste is different, more weedy/hashy. Also the stone is alot more overall/complete. I started off with distillate but now stick to resin carts.
Hi
Yea the live resin is more strain specific.
D9 is what’s left after the extraction process and the sellers add a % of terpenes to make it taste like the strain ect.
Like diluting juice. D9 never changes but the flavour does.
Live resin is strain specific so more like fresh squeezed juice with added D9.
Agree with the rest of the comments. A lot smoother in my opinion and gives a longer high. I find D9 to be a quick sharp high. The resin helps the stone linger. For me anyway.
Long way of saying yea defo try them. It’s the sensi mart I use as my go to.
Yea the live resin is more strain specific.
D9 is what’s left after the extraction process and the sellers add a % of terpenes to make it taste like the strain ect.
Like diluting juice. D9 never changes but the flavour does.
Live resin is strain specific so more like fresh squeezed juice with added D9.
Agree with the rest of the comments. A lot smoother in my opinion and gives a longer high. I find D9 to be a quick sharp high. The resin helps the stone linger. For me anyway.
Long way of saying yea defo try them. It’s the sensi mart I use as my go to.
Hi Daf
My experience sounds similar to others. Started on Dr Terpys distillate which I loved then moved on to the 50/50 now on the 100% OG. TBH they are all cracking, get you wasted on a couple of puffs.The choice through LB is staggering.
I liked the brutal hit of the distillate although it does wear off in a couple of hours which can be a positive if you've got shit to do. The 100% is definitely a more rounded experience but for me lacks that harsh almost immediate stone. I would happily use any of them but think my favourite is the 50/50 where you get that sharp distillate hit that mellows into a longer more creeping stone. It's all down to personal preference I suppose.
My experience sounds similar to others. Started on Dr Terpys distillate which I loved then moved on to the 50/50 now on the 100% OG. TBH they are all cracking, get you wasted on a couple of puffs.The choice through LB is staggering.
I liked the brutal hit of the distillate although it does wear off in a couple of hours which can be a positive if you've got shit to do. The 100% is definitely a more rounded experience but for me lacks that harsh almost immediate stone. I would happily use any of them but think my favourite is the 50/50 where you get that sharp distillate hit that mellows into a longer more creeping stone. It's all down to personal preference I suppose.
Hey Daf1462. I am a massive fan of the 50/50s and the 100% carts that Sensi Mart sell. I'll never go back to distillate only carts.
I feel that the live resin gives a more longer lasting, weed-like stone where D9 hits you quick and hard but the effects don't last. That was my experience with both anyway.
I have tried all of the Sensi Mart 50/50 and the 100% carts. Rainbow Belts is probably the nicest tasting, GG4 and Original Glue (100%) I found to be the strongest. I've not had a disappointing cart from them yet.
I feel that the live resin gives a more longer lasting, weed-like stone where D9 hits you quick and hard but the effects don't last. That was my experience with both anyway.
I have tried all of the Sensi Mart 50/50 and the 100% carts. Rainbow Belts is probably the nicest tasting, GG4 and Original Glue (100%) I found to be the strongest. I've not had a disappointing cart from them yet.
Only ever had one cart and finished it yesterday, 100% Live Resin from Sensi Mart which I would definitely recommend.
As far as I could tell when looking at them, was the live resin has more natural flavour and gives a more rounded, longer lasting effect compared to a short blast with THC distillate.
Ordered some more carts to try, a 70/30 from Weedstar, 50/50 from Sensi and 100% LR from GVC 👌 can’t wait to try! Was put off distillate initially as I tried a nicotine pen in the past and it near choked me to death but I think comparing the two was probably daft. Maybe I’ll try some D9 only next round of orders 👍
As far as I could tell when looking at them, was the live resin has more natural flavour and gives a more rounded, longer lasting effect compared to a short blast with THC distillate.
Ordered some more carts to try, a 70/30 from Weedstar, 50/50 from Sensi and 100% LR from GVC 👌 can’t wait to try! Was put off distillate initially as I tried a nicotine pen in the past and it near choked me to death but I think comparing the two was probably daft. Maybe I’ll try some D9 only next round of orders 👍
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how to break the reaching for a beer habit....suggestions please
Tea mate. I drink gallons of the stuff. It's not the alcohol that's the habit. It's just having something there. I find tea just as satisfying.
Same problem over here.
I just don't drink on a 'school night' now.
If you can go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday without a drink (I just have edibles and drink water) but drink on the other nights it gives your body a break and you often feel the benefit in the morning. It's not a perfect solution but it works for me. Baby steps!
Best of luck.
I just don't drink on a 'school night' now.
If you can go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday without a drink (I just have edibles and drink water) but drink on the other nights it gives your body a break and you often feel the benefit in the morning. It's not a perfect solution but it works for me. Baby steps!
Best of luck.
Coffee machine, fresh ground coffee, taylors of harrowgate is good (find it in supermarkets).
Use bottled water, nestle water is incredibly soft.
learn to make your perfect cup.👍💚
*mine is on the weak side but i drink all day all night.
Use bottled water, nestle water is incredibly soft.
learn to make your perfect cup.👍💚
*mine is on the weak side but i drink all day all night.
Tried one, thought “kill me now” and flushed the other five down the sink…no offence BD🥴👍
Same here.Tasted like rusty water. It's easier not to drink than to try and drink Heineken Zero!
Hehe…I honestly believe that beer needs to be a minimum of 5% abv before it’s really beer at all, but that’s just me!🤷♂️…my favourite beers are between 8.5-9.5% (Kwak, Tripel Karmeleit etc)🥰
Kwak is bang on! Supped it in Brussels they seve it in a mini yard of ale glass complete with a wooden frame to support the glass. Drinking in Belgium can get dangerous
When I’m one a edibles high I hit the beer and tequila like it’s my last day on earth 🙀🤩🥳
Been through it a few times, polly is right you need to really want to do it. I tend to lean towards exercise instead, it makes your body crave healthy food and drinks.
Step 1 - Go to a pub with mates
Step 2- Offer to buy a round
Step 3- Pay over 6 quid (!!!) for a pint
Step 4- ...and feel the butt-hurt ...
PS I'm still drinking beer but not that much
Step 2- Offer to buy a round
Step 3- Pay over 6 quid (!!!) for a pint
Step 4- ...and feel the butt-hurt ...
PS I'm still drinking beer but not that much
Think 1 day at a time. If you are not having a drink today its only for today. If a day is too long then break it down to an hour or even minutes.
I bought myself a coffee machine and made a hobby out of it although in this weather the temptation to reach in the fridge for an ice cold beer is too much
It’s all about a healthy relationship with alcohol, I use to drink a lot of cheap spirts/beers but I get nice flavoured Gins/tequilas still 37.5% like vodka) but taste good. I enjoy that a lot more getting tipsy drunk on good alcohol and crazy alex jones conspiracy videos 😂than getting bladdered on cheap beers/spirits
Just don't buy any beer. Put the kettle on when you get the craving. You'll be amazed how well having a cuppa instead works. Stopping myself buying it is a lot easier than having it in the fridge and trying not to crack one open.
Take naltrexone every day. This will stop the cravings;)
Kratom is also a good replacement for many.
Remember alcohol is a carcinogen in any amount . Good luck!
Kratom is also a good replacement for many.
Remember alcohol is a carcinogen in any amount . Good luck!
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Dam Dam HighPina
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Dam Dam HighPina
so I have to speak from my own experience. I buy shake and used to buy d9 vape until scl left and a sticky situation from another vendor has put me off vapes atm.
My shake guy hasn't had it for awhile(innuendo intended lol) so I took a chance with HighPina and ordered the 2oz deal..I am pretty sure I bought 2oz of damnesia shake....the effects were exact .does nothing for awhile..then your eyes have a little burn, your mouth goes dry and woosh hello baby.
Beautifully stoned good long lasting high really surprised me.
I ordered more and received within 3 days.
I think he only replies to purchase messages which super sucks.
I am pretty sure he smokes more shake than I do 😐
My shake guy hasn't had it for awhile(innuendo intended lol) so I took a chance with HighPina and ordered the 2oz deal..I am pretty sure I bought 2oz of damnesia shake....the effects were exact .does nothing for awhile..then your eyes have a little burn, your mouth goes dry and woosh hello baby.
Beautifully stoned good long lasting high really surprised me.
I ordered more and received within 3 days.
I think he only replies to purchase messages which super sucks.
I am pretty sure he smokes more shake than I do 😐
hey at least you are replying here yeah lol...how much damnesia shake do you have??
cut off date for offer?
cut off date for offer?
I really appreciate the shake dude but you still have 4 unread messages from me dating back 2 weeks wtf...hate to think how many other people are waiting for reply
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Vape discoloration normal?
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Daf1462
Vape discoloration normal?
Hii all is it normal for the vape liquid to go so dark?? My battery is set at 3.5v so I don't think I have burnt it. It was purchased from a highly regarded vendor. Thank you for your time.
This looks like its made using shatter or simple rosin ( not live resin ).
This is just caused by a lot of residual plant material and wax from the rosin or shatter.
Its not a bad thing, its cannabis concentrates that cause this. So at least the quality is OK. But it will burn the coil or at least clog it up eventually.
The way to avoid this, is to use higher grade concentrates. More refined.
The different levels of shatter, from dark hash like colour to translucent golds is all down to the quality of bud used and the extraction process.
Non bud run shatters or rosin will often leave more plant matter in the end product.
We use Live Resin, and high grades of shatter mixed with distillate. The same way the dispensary does. This just gives a more reliable refined vape product.
WeedstarTHC
This is just caused by a lot of residual plant material and wax from the rosin or shatter.
Its not a bad thing, its cannabis concentrates that cause this. So at least the quality is OK. But it will burn the coil or at least clog it up eventually.
The way to avoid this, is to use higher grade concentrates. More refined.
The different levels of shatter, from dark hash like colour to translucent golds is all down to the quality of bud used and the extraction process.
Non bud run shatters or rosin will often leave more plant matter in the end product.
We use Live Resin, and high grades of shatter mixed with distillate. The same way the dispensary does. This just gives a more reliable refined vape product.
WeedstarTHC
hey big thanks for your comment on it isn't a bad thing etc. I don't use it much but it is still giving me a hit of cookie dawg high...looks bad tastes great lol
I get this problem with every rosin cart no matter what device i use. I vape rosin on 2.5v and it starts to taste nasty and goes black at about half full.
I've just bought a battery that can vape at 2volts but i don't think 0.5volts will make a difference.
Think i will stick to live resin and distillate carts for now or maybe try a rosin cart from a different vendor as i have only ever used SCL rosin carts who are no more.
Hoping for a solution to this problem, i miss the initial high from rosin carts it was just what i was looking for in a cart.
I've just bought a battery that can vape at 2volts but i don't think 0.5volts will make a difference.
Think i will stick to live resin and distillate carts for now or maybe try a rosin cart from a different vendor as i have only ever used SCL rosin carts who are no more.
Hoping for a solution to this problem, i miss the initial high from rosin carts it was just what i was looking for in a cart.
This can happen if you don't allow your cart to cool down between sessions and you continue hitting it
To avoid this you will either need to take smaller hits, or take less hits in one sitting
To avoid this you will either need to take smaller hits, or take less hits in one sitting
Thanks dude I've had the cart for three weeks and only have 5-10 puffs a night spread over many hours so I'm pretty sure it's not overheating.
Fair enough, I've only ever had this happen when I over heat the coil - hopefully someone else can chime in 👍
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Thank you SCL
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Thank you SCL
Massive shout out to Serial Chiller Labs for the past 18 months. You have changed the lives of many of the LB community with your products and service and you will sorely missed.
Thank you my friend,
Daf.
Thank you my friend,
Daf.
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Whats with the double sometimes triple repeated posts??
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Whats with the double sometimes triple repeated posts??
so when someone posts a review we often see the same post a couple of times...I thought it maybe it was something to do with boosting ratings etc..so how does that happed when I am messaging someone??
I'd hazard a guess at network / server..
Happens on games forums and stuff a fair bit. unfortunately as lb still has no time and date stamp of post, it's not as blatant
Happens on games forums and stuff a fair bit. unfortunately as lb still has no time and date stamp of post, it's not as blatant
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420 + 2K REVIEWS THANK YOU GIVEAWAY! $420 store credit between 2 winners ($210 each)
one day one will win one will willing only one willing will win
22.04.24 03.07
420 + 2K REVIEWS THANK YOU GIVEAWAY! $420 store credit between 2 winners ($210 each)
Just wanted to say a massive thank you to everyone! We recently hit 2k reviews, rating went up from 9.7 to 9.8/10 overall AND its also 4/20 tomorrow so it must be time for another giveaway!
This time we are going to be giving away a total of $420 store credit to 2 lucky winners, so thats $210 each.
We do have some basic entry requirements/rules this time:
- 1 entry per person
- your account MUST have minimum 5 buys
HOW TO ENTER:
Same as our previous giveaways, all you need to do is leave a comment on THIS POST to enter. You must do this by MIDNIGHT 26TH APRIL (7 days from now).
To pick the winners we will put all usernames into a random name picker (https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-name-picker.php) and this will be streamed on YouTube on the 27th April (exact time and the link will be posted closer to the date).
dr.d :)
This time we are going to be giving away a total of $420 store credit to 2 lucky winners, so thats $210 each.
We do have some basic entry requirements/rules this time:
- 1 entry per person
- your account MUST have minimum 5 buys
HOW TO ENTER:
Same as our previous giveaways, all you need to do is leave a comment on THIS POST to enter. You must do this by MIDNIGHT 26TH APRIL (7 days from now).
To pick the winners we will put all usernames into a random name picker (https://www.gigacalculator.com/randomizers/random-name-picker.php) and this will be streamed on YouTube on the 27th April (exact time and the link will be posted closer to the date).
dr.d :)
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2 WINNERS:
Nickyblaze247 AND Leamo
We will message you both shortly :)
Nickyblaze247 AND Leamo
We will message you both shortly :)
Here is the stream link: https://youtube.com/live/ig9Z-rVkjIU?feature=share
Going live at 9pm-ish(28th April), sorry for the delay
Going live at 9pm-ish(28th April), sorry for the delay
Not ordered from you before but will do in the near future! Congratulations on the milestone, great achievement!
Well done on the ratings and reviews, proves your doing things right! Doing a comp/raffle is above and beyond! Nice work.
Dude- thank you so much for you're fantastic service and brilliant comp, always appreciated! 😃👍
Congrats to dr distillate. Impressive score for 2k sales. All be having a little look at your page 🏴
worth a punt. your high rating is well deserved with the top shelf product and excellent service every time. keep it up 👍
Well done, rating should be right up there Dr, always great service👌
Great comp to celebrate too!
Great comp to celebrate too!
Well done & thanks for running the competition. The reviews are an important part of the experience here. Glad to see you've maintained such a great rating. I've ordered a couple of things from you and your high rating is reflective of your service. Good luck to everyone.
A big well done on the rating upgrade Dr D. Onwards and upwards. Happy 420 everyone, you lovely stoners! 4/20 @ 15.25
Just to clarify as had a few people ask, by minimum 5 buys we mean your account just has to have 5 buys on the site, they dont have to be purchases with us. Its just to stop people making multiple accounts to enter :)
A healthy turnover & plenty happy stoners reflected by the score.
Congrats 👏
19.04.2024 @ 21.40
Congrats 👏
19.04.2024 @ 21.40
Congrats for reaching milestone Dr.D 👍🏼 & thanks for great comp 🤞🏼 20/04/2024 @ 00:06
Great work doc, always a pleasure to buy from, you deserve it 👍
Thanks for the competition
19/4/24@ 21:00
Thanks for the competition
19/4/24@ 21:00
Started ordering from this guy end of last year and I have never been disappointed. Great products. Keep it up legend 👏
Hi Doc
Congratulations, that is an achievement specially bearing in mind how a single negative review can hit a vendor rting.
Thanks for the giveaway too, who knows I might be the lucky winner but if not good luck everyone!
Congratulations, that is an achievement specially bearing in mind how a single negative review can hit a vendor rting.
Thanks for the giveaway too, who knows I might be the lucky winner but if not good luck everyone!
Congrats on the 2k! and what an awesome giveaway! Definitely one of the best vendors on here!
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Festival season will soon be here 🤩🤩🤩
Just tell us your favourite concert or festival and I'll pick one winner at random to recieve 5 grams of Z Strain magic mushrooms, which will be posted to you on 25/04/24
Rules for winning. To make sure a winner is picked fairly we will be using Saturdays UK thunderball draw 24/04/24 as the picker. There may be less entries than the thunderball upper limit, so there's a chance that the first one or two balls will not correlate to a winner. To make this fair, the first time a number is drawn, that matches a post I have replied to with a number, will be the winner. Any questions, just ask good luck folks ❤️
Just tell us your favourite concert or festival and I'll pick one winner at random to recieve 5 grams of Z Strain magic mushrooms, which will be posted to you on 25/04/24
Rules for winning. To make sure a winner is picked fairly we will be using Saturdays UK thunderball draw 24/04/24 as the picker. There may be less entries than the thunderball upper limit, so there's a chance that the first one or two balls will not correlate to a winner. To make this fair, the first time a number is drawn, that matches a post I have replied to with a number, will be the winner. Any questions, just ask good luck folks ❤️
I was very lucky to have won this competition on my actual birthday! The perfect birthday present!
We had an issue with the 1st delivery, but DrShroom had no issues sending out another to me! Very generous indeed. Great comms throughout. If anyone is needing shrooms would def recommend DrShroom!
Can’t wait to give them a try. Thanks again!
We had an issue with the 1st delivery, but DrShroom had no issues sending out another to me! Very generous indeed. Great comms throughout. If anyone is needing shrooms would def recommend DrShroom!
Can’t wait to give them a try. Thanks again!
Australian Pink Floyd 2023. Bloody fantastic even compared to the real Floyd I saw back in 94 and that was brilliant too.
Live 8 was memorable. Wish I'd taken some joints in with me. Won tickets and went with my father. Someone was smoking next to us and I said that I should have brought some. My dad grinned at me. 100% regretted my poor decision in that moment.
Favourite festival was the big chill! Although no longer on the go, current favourite- we out here.
FlavourFestUK
While not a music festival its still a great weed related festival. Food, drinks, music ect. Just a fun way for people to come and hang out while indulging.
They have various events that run and are based around cannabis, like a demo run on how to make RSO ect, rolling competitions ect.
Good luck everyone 💚 Ty DrShroom
While not a music festival its still a great weed related festival. Food, drinks, music ect. Just a fun way for people to come and hang out while indulging.
They have various events that run and are based around cannabis, like a demo run on how to make RSO ect, rolling competitions ect.
Good luck everyone 💚 Ty DrShroom
Eden Festival in Dumfries, Scotland. Nice hippy / family friendly vibe during the day which turns to a mad party at night
Sadly didn't go..but the George Harrison tribute concert 'A Concert For George' was just such an amazing, beautiful and fitting send off.
Favourite concert was a Rhyme Syndicate gig circa 90/91. We were there to see Hijack (the the the the terrorist group) in Nottingham and ended up smoking weed with Donald D, Nat The Cat and a few others after. We then went to the Brixton gig the next night where Ice-T also performed with the rest of the Syndicate, got to meet Ice, Everlast, BSB, Afrika Islam etc etc. Dope weekend
Also shout to the first World Party event around the same year, one of the first mass legal raves over here. was fucking banging
Also shout to the first World Party event around the same year, one of the first mass legal raves over here. was fucking banging
T in the Park back in the day before it all turned a bit stabby.
Leftfield, Radiohead, Foos, prodigy and the fun loving criminals 🤣
Leftfield, Radiohead, Foos, prodigy and the fun loving criminals 🤣
Friday 19th April 2024 0916
I've been to lots of special glastonbury festivals but the first one was especially special because my friend Brian and I at 18yo hitchhiked it from Scotland in 1989. Pretty naive kids on an adventure. We got there late at night and pitched our tent. The next morning we woke up to a crusty looking bloke freaking out on something, shouting at god and stripping off right outside the tent. Very entertaining!
Not long after that we bought some acid from a dude in the crowd about 45 minutes before the wonder stuff came on. Awesome!
Another day our neighbours gave us acid but said the might not be any good so only pay me if they work.
A few hours later his misses watched us unable to get into our tent because we were in histerical laughter.
When the bloke next saw us we said that they didn't work.
The line up wasn't great but the is always something to see.
On the way home , in Birmingham, Brian's old neighbours just so happened to be driving by and spotted Brian. They were in a removal van with mattress in the back, moving back to scotland and had went into Birmingham to get booze and they had weed. We stopped in the lake district had a wee night there before driving home in the morning.
I could write a book but people wouldn't believe the festival adventures I've had. Fab times.
I've been to lots of special glastonbury festivals but the first one was especially special because my friend Brian and I at 18yo hitchhiked it from Scotland in 1989. Pretty naive kids on an adventure. We got there late at night and pitched our tent. The next morning we woke up to a crusty looking bloke freaking out on something, shouting at god and stripping off right outside the tent. Very entertaining!
Not long after that we bought some acid from a dude in the crowd about 45 minutes before the wonder stuff came on. Awesome!
Another day our neighbours gave us acid but said the might not be any good so only pay me if they work.
A few hours later his misses watched us unable to get into our tent because we were in histerical laughter.
When the bloke next saw us we said that they didn't work.
The line up wasn't great but the is always something to see.
On the way home , in Birmingham, Brian's old neighbours just so happened to be driving by and spotted Brian. They were in a removal van with mattress in the back, moving back to scotland and had went into Birmingham to get booze and they had weed. We stopped in the lake district had a wee night there before driving home in the morning.
I could write a book but people wouldn't believe the festival adventures I've had. Fab times.
Leeds reading great festival, 6 flags .cream festival some great memories. Obviously Glastonbury.
Hi Doc
These days I go to the Wide Awake festival in London.
Nice vibe, nice people & a wide variety of acts.
Shroom on!
These days I go to the Wide Awake festival in London.
Nice vibe, nice people & a wide variety of acts.
Shroom on!
I spent many of my formative years going to Glastonbury and it truly helped shape my world view. There have been many other festivals since but none come close to its glory days!
Ooh that's a hard one, probably 2000 trees as it was the most chill out of them all lol.
Thank you! 😊
17/4/2024
16:02
Thank you! 😊
17/4/2024
16:02
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420 COMPETITION EASY WIN!!
Thank you for the competition Franz
18.04.24 16.45
420 COMPETITION EASY WIN!!
EASY COMPETITION EASY WIN
All you have to do is just vote and comment this post including date and time. Then you will be assigned a number in the comments.
Competition ends 25th of April 10pm
WINNER WILL BE CHOOSE 26TH APRIL WITH A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND HAPPY 420 FOR ALL!!
FRANZ
All you have to do is just vote and comment this post including date and time. Then you will be assigned a number in the comments.
Competition ends 25th of April 10pm
WINNER WILL BE CHOOSE 26TH APRIL WITH A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE AND HAPPY 420 FOR ALL!!
FRANZ
Hey mate, how's your next Blue Sunset Sherbet grow coming along? That was an incredibly fine and strong smoke and I regret only ever having 1/2oz of it.
18/04/24 16:37
18/04/24 16:37
A lot of competitions around at the moment, love it. Can i get a number?
19/04/24 - 10:49
19/04/24 - 10:49
I love taking part in competitions!
Thank you for the fun Franz! 😊
18th April 2024
18:32
Thank you for the fun Franz! 😊
18th April 2024
18:32
Only just getting into edibles, currently have some great THC chews. Be shopping with you at the end of the month 👍
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420 COMPETITION FREE GIVEAWAY
53,201 14.04.24 17.42 good luck all
420 COMPETITION FREE GIVEAWAY
GUESS HOW MUCH THE BITCOIN PRICE WILL BE ON THE 17TH APRIL 6PM IN POUNDS COINBASE WALLET PRICE
LAST ENTRY ON 15TH OF APRIL
PLEASE TIME AND DATE STAMP YOUR ENTRY
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN
7g OF TOP SHELF CALI PERMANENT MARKER
7g OF MID SHELF CALI PHANTOM COOKIES
3 PACKS OF OUR SOUR GUMMY BEARS
7g BRITSCOTTI
7g CRYPTONITE
I WILL GET IN TOUCH ON 17TH APRIL JUST AFTER 6PM WITH THE WINNER WHO GUESSED CLOSEST AND ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED SPECIAL DELIVERY SO YOU WILL GET IT BEFORE APRIL 20TH
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER
LAST ENTRY ON 15TH OF APRIL
PLEASE TIME AND DATE STAMP YOUR ENTRY
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN
7g OF TOP SHELF CALI PERMANENT MARKER
7g OF MID SHELF CALI PHANTOM COOKIES
3 PACKS OF OUR SOUR GUMMY BEARS
7g BRITSCOTTI
7g CRYPTONITE
I WILL GET IN TOUCH ON 17TH APRIL JUST AFTER 6PM WITH THE WINNER WHO GUESSED CLOSEST AND ORDER WILL BE SHIPPED SPECIAL DELIVERY SO YOU WILL GET IT BEFORE APRIL 20TH
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
ONE LOVE
RADAR BREEDER
LOOKS LIKE FALSE ALARM AND THANKS FOR THIS IMAGE LOOKS LIEK WE HAVE NEW WINNER BUT WHAT A HELL CANT EVEN DO PROPER COMPETITION ON THIS SITE SO MANY CHEATERS
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW FROM 5:30 PM AND I WILL POST PRICE OF BTC AT 6PM AND FIND OUT WHO IS THE WINNER!!!
ONE LOVE
RB
I WILL BE HERE TOMORROW FROM 5:30 PM AND I WILL POST PRICE OF BTC AT 6PM AND FIND OUT WHO IS THE WINNER!!!
ONE LOVE
RB
Big up to RB the legend. Despite some shenanigans he’s being fair with me so respect to that.
As others have said, I’d limit the comps to people with a good buying history on LB. I’d also state an exact cut off time so the issues with this one don’t happen next time. Peace and love to you all. And a shout out to Insomnia, whoever they really are 🤔
As others have said, I’d limit the comps to people with a good buying history on LB. I’d also state an exact cut off time so the issues with this one don’t happen next time. Peace and love to you all. And a shout out to Insomnia, whoever they really are 🤔
FOR EVERYBODY SAYING I CHEATED.
I put a guess on the 15th, i noticed that there was a rule for putting date and time. I forgot this so i changed it, added the time, noticed the current market was down like near 2k, so i adjusted my guess to under 40k, as i did with other givaways i entered. I did NOT cheat! This is one of my first times using this site :(
I put a guess on the 15th, i noticed that there was a rule for putting date and time. I forgot this so i changed it, added the time, noticed the current market was down like near 2k, so i adjusted my guess to under 40k, as i did with other givaways i entered. I did NOT cheat! This is one of my first times using this site :(
I think its only me saying you cheated, I'm still waiting for you to say when you changed it or are you sticking to 7pm when you changed it 🥸
NOT MY ISSUE REALLY I didn't win☹️😂
NOT MY ISSUE REALLY I didn't win☹️😂
Hi Insomnia, I salute your quest for integrity my friend! I also appreciate it, as RB has said is going to see me right.
Curious though dude, have you got time stamps for every single post on here 🤔🤣
Curious though dude, have you got time stamps for every single post on here 🤔🤣
I believe I should ov won a competition a while back but believed I was cheated out of it and had no proof. When I seen these latest competitions I set this account up (it's not my real one and yes I had 2 guesses on this🤣👍) with the intention of screenshoting all the entries, then checked the winner with what I had, my screenshots when you slide them up show the time and date stamp. That's it, that's my work done 🤣🥳🥳🥳
I’d also add that changing your guess at the last minute is a tad shifty, my guess was 3 days old, annoyingly I had 48,500 in my head, would have been even closer
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AS I TOOK PRICES ON 16th MORNING LIKE 2am AND YOUR PRICE IS LIKE THAT SINCE JUST DIDNT WANTED THAT HEADACHE TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS TURNS OUT LIKE THIS
BUT NEXT COMP WILL BE TALKING FROM START
CONGRATS AGAIN
RB
BUT NEXT COMP WILL BE TALKING FROM START
CONGRATS AGAIN
RB
WE HAVE A BIT OF DILEMA WASNT EXPECTING THIS OUTCOME LOOKS LIKE PRICE BEEN CHANGED IN COMMENTS SO WE ARE WORKING ON IT TO FIND OUT WHO IS REAL WINNER
I didn’t enter the competition so don’t care about who won, lost or cheated. However I would advise on the next one to exclude new accounts or set a minimum buy limit like a lot of other vendors do. I think you’d have saved yourself a headache here if you’d done that mate.
Yo
As we had a little miss understanding there was 2 winners wasn’t expected outcome like this we just tried to do good free comp for anyone to join in but end of day everyone is happy and problem solved next time i be more cautious
Hopefully next comp will be easier and thanks for advice will improve on next comp
HAPPY 420 EVERYONE
One Love
RB
As we had a little miss understanding there was 2 winners wasn’t expected outcome like this we just tried to do good free comp for anyone to join in but end of day everyone is happy and problem solved next time i be more cautious
Hopefully next comp will be easier and thanks for advice will improve on next comp
HAPPY 420 EVERYONE
One Love
RB
£56,789.43
21:00
15/04/24
Nice one Radar, my first few buys on here where from you, it's been a while now😁👍✌️
21:00
15/04/24
Nice one Radar, my first few buys on here where from you, it's been a while now😁👍✌️
Just seen I’ve picked same as nlxxhz10001, apologies..
Could I change to £54444
15/04/24 18:27 🙏🏻
Could I change to £54444
15/04/24 18:27 🙏🏻
Saturday 13 April 2014
A bitcoin will definitely be worth £51g not a penny more. Thanks and best of luck to everyone.
A bitcoin will definitely be worth £51g not a penny more. Thanks and best of luck to everyone.
Received all as described, nice one radar. All nice looking bits of dank weed and some really tasty gummies, couldn’t resist and just had a couple, they are decent! Thanks Radar, here’s to a happy and baked as fuck 420 🙃
Yo everyone so PRICE OF BTC WAS 48,455.54 AT 6PM JUST LOOKING FOR WINNER AND WILL GET IN TOUCH
CONGRATS TO WINNER
RADAR BREEDER
CONGRATS TO WINNER
RADAR BREEDER
mate i changed it asoon as i saw the "add the date" on the 15th,days before all this. Dont be mad i made a good guess 🤪
Oh, so you changed it at 7pm on the 15th that's ok..... BUT YOU DIDN'T CHANGE IT AT 7PM😂
dig this hole deeper, when did you change it 😂😂😂😂😂
And I'm only bitching because I got ripped on a different competition I should of won and someone else has lost out on this one 👍
(and no, not you bow😂😂👍)
dig this hole deeper, when did you change it 😂😂😂😂😂
And I'm only bitching because I got ripped on a different competition I should of won and someone else has lost out on this one 👍
(and no, not you bow😂😂👍)
EVERYONE HAD A CHANCE AND THIS IS CLOSEST PRICE ENTRY WAS DONE ON 15th
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER COMPETITION COMING WHEN WE HAVE 30k reviews ONLY 17 LEFT
RB
THERE WILL BE ANOTHER COMPETITION COMING WHEN WE HAVE 30k reviews ONLY 17 LEFT
RB
Clearly no point in playing 👎
He's clearly one of your boys because he didn't change it on the 15th it's fucking easy to prove😂😂
He's clearly one of your boys because he didn't change it on the 15th it's fucking easy to prove😂😂
WE DID CHECKED ALL PRICES ON 16th MORNING SO IF ANYONE CHANGED BEFORE 16th MORNING WE CANT GUARANTEE
NEW COMP COMING SOON WILL PUT A TOPIC ASKING WHICH COMPETITION IDEA EVERYONE IS THINKING OFF
RB
NEW COMP COMING SOON WILL PUT A TOPIC ASKING WHICH COMPETITION IDEA EVERYONE IS THINKING OFF
RB
I can change my profile picture and prove it with date and time stamp of when I screenshot it 👍
IF YOU HAVE PROOF PLEASE PROOVE IT AS I WILL HAPPY TO SHIP IT TO THE WINNER THEN
AND ITS DEFINETLY NOT MY BOY HE NEVER ORDERED OF US
RB
AND ITS DEFINETLY NOT MY BOY HE NEVER ORDERED OF US
RB
I want them to say when they changed it, it wasn't 7pm.
I might send it to the real winner for them if they want it 👍
I might send it to the real winner for them if they want it 👍
WELL PROOF IS IN THAT PICTURE AND IF THERE IS NO PROOF WHEN ITS BEEN CHANGED THEN WINNER WILL BE
JG1982
JUST WAITING ON PROOF FROM stonerzell
JG1982
JUST WAITING ON PROOF FROM stonerzell
Show the proof Stonerzell! Bit 🐟🐟🐟 man joins Apr ‘24 and scoops a big comp, but not totes unbelievable with Lady Luck I guess 🤷🏻♂️😂
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Eddys 🔥420🔥 Competition
DMT Please Darling Eddy
Eddys 🔥420🔥 Competition
Hey Biggas it’s time for Eddys 420 competition, im starting early to give everyone a chance to get involved.
I’m going to run a classic random number generator competition I know I always do the same style comp but again they seem to never get taken down so makes life easy.
There will be 3 Eddys 420 $100 vouchers to be won to spend in any store and a bonus gram of one of the new concentrates just listed thrown in🔥
Simply upvote this post and comment what you would like to smoke this 420 or anything 420 related to get your lucky number assigned it’s that easy. Draw will be held on 17th to give everyone chance to enter and receive your prize before 420 . Minimum of 5 buys on LB to enter.
The draw will be uploaded to this youtube channel.
@ https://youtube.com/@daocmidz
Number will be generated here-https://www.random.org/
Good luck to everyone. Stay Lit Much love Eddy🍭🫶
I’m going to run a classic random number generator competition I know I always do the same style comp but again they seem to never get taken down so makes life easy.
There will be 3 Eddys 420 $100 vouchers to be won to spend in any store and a bonus gram of one of the new concentrates just listed thrown in🔥
Simply upvote this post and comment what you would like to smoke this 420 or anything 420 related to get your lucky number assigned it’s that easy. Draw will be held on 17th to give everyone chance to enter and receive your prize before 420 . Minimum of 5 buys on LB to enter.
The draw will be uploaded to this youtube channel.
@ https://youtube.com/@daocmidz
Number will be generated here-https://www.random.org/
Good luck to everyone. Stay Lit Much love Eddy🍭🫶
I'd love to smoke some real OG Kush with the Pablos Revenge in a purey 😵💫
Cheers Eddy & good luck everyone 💜💚🏹
Cheers Eddy & good luck everyone 💜💚🏹
Cool competition, mate. 420 should be bigger here imo, I know it’s heavily yankified but a day of visibility and recognition will help with decriminalisation imo. Toot for justice, Biggas ✌️
My favourite for 420 would be a good Cherry Mac with a sprinkle of Eddie's Mac bubble hash a perfect 420🔥🏆
I would love to smoke any of these legendary hash or herb that comes only those in the elite circles seem to get 😂
#5🤞🏻 Just got a proxy at spannabis love it, was at the Storz & Bickel stand awhile checking them out aswell🔥
Nice one Eddy. For me it would be a nice dusty nug of Hindu Kush, or some old school strain extracts like Northern Lights or Jack Hera
Wow another competition eddy would love to smoke my way though the menu but it’s keeping up with the menu 💨💨💨💨😱😱🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠 all the best everyone 👊
Great compo once again👍 I would love some Skywalker hash if there is any available wow! Thanks all
I would love to sample a little bit of everything on LB but my name would need to end in Musk to be able to afford it!!
Also, I find it mildly amusing the Bitcoin halving will be on 20th April - sorry, puts on stetson and gains weight - 4/20.😉
Also, I find it mildly amusing the Bitcoin halving will be on 20th April - sorry, puts on stetson and gains weight - 4/20.😉
Some Black Sugar grown under the Caribbean Sun, or a tangy Jamaican Red Beard. Can’t beat a bit of nostalgia…
For European grown, always loved that Chocolupe from Grey Area but original Grapefruit is probably my all time fav!
These days it’s anything tasty that’s been properly flushed and cured! Seems to be a dying art. That said, you can still rely on Eddie for some top draw 😍
For European grown, always loved that Chocolupe from Grey Area but original Grapefruit is probably my all time fav!
These days it’s anything tasty that’s been properly flushed and cured! Seems to be a dying art. That said, you can still rely on Eddie for some top draw 😍
Ooops nearly forgot to comment 8D
Tho I only dry vape these days, I do fancy a lil blunt with some Pablos Revenge and using good bud (would looooooove to find some Malibu OG I think it was called - non-LB) with a lick of melted mango haze badder spread on the skin :D
And then I'll have to order more Pablos ;)
Cheers for the compo.
Tho I only dry vape these days, I do fancy a lil blunt with some Pablos Revenge and using good bud (would looooooove to find some Malibu OG I think it was called - non-LB) with a lick of melted mango haze badder spread on the skin :D
And then I'll have to order more Pablos ;)
Cheers for the compo.
Hay man cool competition, cheers.
I love to try some off that maui wowie with some labrador and hope I don't freek out on 420, ha ha.
Thanks and good luck everyone.
Link provided for those who need an explanation or just for fun.
I love to try some off that maui wowie with some labrador and hope I don't freek out on 420, ha ha.
Thanks and good luck everyone.
Link provided for those who need an explanation or just for fun.
Awesome comp idea! I’m trying to make my way thru your insane menu..so much to choose from omg 😊❤️
Breaking a 6 month fast this 420.
Going to be spending my day with a dozy golden retriever, so some potent, body-hugging hash is probably in order.
Going to be spending my day with a dozy golden retriever, so some potent, body-hugging hash is probably in order.
I'd like to be on a beach somewhere tropical on 420, maybe Sri Lanka, blazing 1st rub Parvati cream and a bit of S8! Lovely.
Mine would have to be any of the jungle boys cold cured bubble hash for the bong with a nice OG kush for joints
I'm quite random, I just like to try as much as possible of everything I can get my hands on.
Don't really have a fave like that, I go nose and taste blind after a week of the same bud/hash.
So maybe something I've never had of would be my choice 🤔.
Big up to Eddy's Hashbar for the opportunity 😘
Don't really have a fave like that, I go nose and taste blind after a week of the same bud/hash.
So maybe something I've never had of would be my choice 🤔.
Big up to Eddy's Hashbar for the opportunity 😘
Hey Eddy, I would choose to smoke some of your amazing bubble hash. Tropicanna cookies and some frozen grapes. Happy 420 :)
thanks eddie,
my birthday is on april 20th so im a 420 baby, will be the grand old age of 50, so thats my number, thanks for comp, best of luck everyone
my birthday is on april 20th so im a 420 baby, will be the grand old age of 50, so thats my number, thanks for comp, best of luck everyone
i prefer my green so would go for some hippie crasher with a shot of pablo's revenge, knocks me the fuck out!
I would love to smoke some Blue Zushi and will probs spend my 4/20 making some music and beats
Xmas tree x animal mintz looks up my street! I’ve also had my eye on the grahan cream charas from YNM, something ive never sampled before.
Cheers Eddy, gl biggas 💚
Cheers Eddy, gl biggas 💚
Very generous Eddy , I'd love to wake up and smoke some Godfather OG and your Tropicana Cherry with a chaser of the Banana Sherbet extract!
That's a hero's breakfast 🦸🏻♂️
That's a hero's breakfast 🦸🏻♂️
I would love to be smoking on some isolator hash - the stuff I used to smoke in Amsterdam in the mid/ late 00's - time of my life, wonderful times. Thanks again Eddy.
I would love to be smoking on a donut this 420, still yet to drop the pennys to pick one up. With my weak tolerance now days can only imagine the damage 🫠
A day to get something special in for and at least loosely plan trajectory so as not to end up in a snoring heap by teatime 😴
Vaper but I still enjoy a King Palm on special days in which a bit of everything landrace & exotic, herbal & squishy gets thrown into.
Best wishes Eddy & all 🤞
Vaper but I still enjoy a King Palm on special days in which a bit of everything landrace & exotic, herbal & squishy gets thrown into.
Best wishes Eddy & all 🤞
Purple haze or chocolate Thai of old to see if tastes as good as I remember. Also thanks for the comp and awesome menu
Gotta be in it to win it!
Nice one Eddy, I'd be grabbing some of your hash rosin if i win, prob get some if i dont win tbf 😁
Nice one Eddy, I'd be grabbing some of your hash rosin if i win, prob get some if i dont win tbf 😁
Thank you for hosting! This 420, I’d love to smoke a donut joint rolled with some lovely Piattella
Nice one :) Would love to smoke a big fat j of wedding cake or hariboz this 420, looking tasty 🔥
Nice comp Eddy! I’d love to try some wax for the first time ever on 420, good luck everyone🙌💚
Cool comp Eddy,also id love that jungle boys cold cured hash,looks devine and have not tried it yet,your hash menu is amazing buddy💚
Nice competition! For 420 I will be smoking my last bit of WifiOg I bought from you ages ago and that should do for me :)
I’ve always had to work on 420 day. My ambition is for the wife and kids to be at work and school, get the sofa bed out, watch movies, long walk in the woods and plenty of naps. I’ll need a range of strains to complement each. Happy 420 all!
Would love to be smoking some vanilla gorilla with some jungle boys bubble hash sprinkled over the top 🔥
Happy 420 to all. I'd like to smoke some of that fine Jungle boys hash sprinkled into some Galactic cookies bud.Send my head into the clouds for a few hours!
Inspired by another comment, I think I'll have to save The Donut King pre-roll I still have. 1.5g of Z41 flower and 0.5g of nug run budder Zheetos extract. Really needed an occasion.
Birthdays the 23rd of April. Gotta have the best smoke on my birthday. Gonna have to make a cocktail joint with bud hash and rosin if I win. Thanks for the giveaway Eddy!
Would love to go back to 2009/10 ish…. I think… it could have been earlier or later lol. Shit memory for some reason… don’t know why 😅😉😂
But would love to go back to then when I had a Purple Kush from the Green Place in the Dam. First time I ever tried a pure grape flavour.. been chasing that taste ever since..
Thanks for competition dude 🙏👊💚
But would love to go back to then when I had a Purple Kush from the Green Place in the Dam. First time I ever tried a pure grape flavour.. been chasing that taste ever since..
Thanks for competition dude 🙏👊💚
Old school myself so would start 420 with a nice mix joint is some quality bud/hash mix, and I have the tattoo just to remind me. 🤣
Can't beat a proper old school haze imo, goes well with the sun, and every 420 is a scorcher! good luck all and cheers eddy!
I want to smoke that la jungle boys layered cake. Cheers Eddy and good luck Biggaz!
I wouldn't mind a Grapefruit blunt seasoned with a generous helping of Sunset Sherbert. That would hit the spot quite nicely.
Thanks and good luck all
Thanks and good luck all
Cheers for the comp eddy.
This 420 the other half will be at her mother's. So I shall be sat in my dressing gown, smoking super silver and trying to eat as many easter eggs as humanly possible.
This 420 the other half will be at her mother's. So I shall be sat in my dressing gown, smoking super silver and trying to eat as many easter eggs as humanly possible.
Awesome comp,
My 420 smoke would be NYC Diesel.
Tried it at the dam years ago and havn't found any back home since. (The sour one is completely different)
My 420 smoke would be NYC Diesel.
Tried it at the dam years ago and havn't found any back home since. (The sour one is completely different)
Man, everything I've had off you has been true fire. Didn't know hash could be that strong, and i been on it the last 40 years. Respect.
Hey eddy
Good competition. Thanks!
Mine would be cereal milk or gorilla glue + a few moonrocks for my 420
Good competition. Thanks!
Mine would be cereal milk or gorilla glue + a few moonrocks for my 420
My 420 would be cereal milk 🥣🥛 yum. Big thanks to Eddy for the giveaways and good luck people 👊🏴
Some of the jungle boys cold pressed would be amazing as well as more of the Pablo 💯🔥
Great giveaway Eddy - bless 🙌
Great giveaway Eddy - bless 🙌
Nice comp eddy,never delved into the world of quality hash but some of your offerings would be a good start especially for 420
Im on similar vibe the Pablos Revenge , Choc chip or Xmas Tree x Animal Mintz would be a very ideal smoke for 420
edit also that hippy crasher flower has been calling me for a min
Cool giveaway thanks & good luck biggas
edit also that hippy crasher flower has been calling me for a min
Cool giveaway thanks & good luck biggas
Had your sour diesel which was beautiful so I'm sure this is no different alas, 14g doesn't last long around these parts 😅 I'd have it burnt in 4 days 🤣
I'll likely go for a mixture of things in sequence but probably ending with smokes of mixed extract & bud with a couple of edibles. There's a lot of things I'd like to try if I did win. Good luck everyone.
Big up Eddy, for 4/20 I will be smoking some dense nugs and making some hash brownies
Best of luck everyone, one love
Best of luck everyone, one love
Seeing that 420 day is a Saturday I will probably be celebrating with Captain Morgan, some edibles and a nice uplifting sativa to vape on
My 420 smoke would be some Garlic Cake Budd, had it from here a few years ago but not seen it listed since.
This 420 I’ll start the day off with a spliff of lemon pie. Then eat some edibles to get me through the day. Then some purple mimosa. Got to finish with some of ur Pablos Revenge! Send me straight to sleep.
Awesome comp eddy! Very generous.
Awesome comp eddy! Very generous.
Would be nice to sit inside and have a smoke but that can never happen, not anymore. Never smoked a donut joint would like one of them sat on a nice comfy chair, a nice coffee. Ideally some kind of biscotti donut. YUMMY.
My 420 smoke would be tropicana cherry bubble hash, placed an order yesterday and should have added some more of it in my basket 😖 tastes how it smells and a lovely stone🔥
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I was so high and realised something could appear completely normal at daytime but scary at night.
Like children screaming 😂
Day-time.. "ahh just some schoolkids"
Night-time..."OH SHIT what the fuck was that?!"
😂🤣😂 the same thing, one night and one daytime
Blew my mind
Like children screaming 😂
Day-time.. "ahh just some schoolkids"
Night-time..."OH SHIT what the fuck was that?!"
😂🤣😂 the same thing, one night and one daytime
Blew my mind
Getting pulled over and passing the drug test😑 I don't use that vendor anymore 🤣🤣 Thank fuck for Justweed much love 🧡
Omg. Come to my house. Where milk bottle tops ping off in the air , on there own. Keys jingle in the pot in the kitchen. On there own. Things fall off shelfs. On there own. Dark shadows pear around doors etc but when you look they move back quickly. Where all 3 of my dogs stare at shit at night etc.
I've also had my tee shirt pulled from behind late at night when bent over feeding my plants in the loft at 2.30 am. Fucking nuts.
And yes. A couple of friends have seen it recently when looking after the dogs when in I was in Thailand.
I'm now thinking of renting my house out on air BnB as the Haunted fucking house.
Tbh none of this shit seems normal at 2pm , just easier to comprehend.
I've also had my tee shirt pulled from behind late at night when bent over feeding my plants in the loft at 2.30 am. Fucking nuts.
And yes. A couple of friends have seen it recently when looking after the dogs when in I was in Thailand.
I'm now thinking of renting my house out on air BnB as the Haunted fucking house.
Tbh none of this shit seems normal at 2pm , just easier to comprehend.
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BuxomHobbit
Has anyone else noticed how many anti-depressants make it harder to get high on weed? Dose anyone know how and/or why?
SSRI.....the acceptable way to cull the population?? ...eugenics ?? kinda easy to make people with issues to take a pill that basically makes them ste…
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Has anyone else noticed how many anti-depressants make it harder to get high on weed? Dose anyone know how and/or why?
Personally, my SSRIs never caused any issues with weed, only psychedelics. Here's a useful chart
Just like weed itself, any drug affects people differently. Anti-depressants are no different. I always have the opinion of them being useless as all they do is numb what you are feeling rather than "getting rid" I guess is the best way of saying it. I was noticing myself feeling empty, not feeling sad nor happy, just nothing. I'd rather be miserable than that however in your instance it could help you a lot more than it does with me. I'd always say to only take them when you really feel it's needed. Don't try and stay on them for as long as you can and treat it like an "alternative" because you'll start having problems elsewhere before you know it.
I can corroborate this though as pointed out every body is different. For me, getting high took less effort after I stopped taking them but comes with its own set of drawbacks. You should speak to your doctor if they're not working for you as they might be able to switch you to something else. Weed is good at treating the symptoms but not the underlying cause.
Weed certain doesn’t have your mrs thinking you’ve gone off her/cheating on her because your sex drive totally disappears. Guaranteed every time. I asked a Dr and was told I would not find one that doesn’t affect labido.
I’ve seen someone that didn’t have their meds like that for a day and half—NOT PRETTY ATALL.
Good luck.
I’ve seen someone that didn’t have their meds like that for a day and half—NOT PRETTY ATALL.
Good luck.
Redeyejedi25 puts it brilliantly.
Such pharmaceuticals fuck with the neurotransmitters and receptors in the brain, often blocking them, leading to hypersensitivity when you stop, which can cause a whole host of terrible problems.
Please see this audiobook 'Niacin: the real story' on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Niacin-Story-Wonderful-Healing-Properties/dp/1591202752
It details how Niacin has been used in orthomolecular medicine in treating mental health issues with nothing short of astonishing results.
And if of interest, see this study on the protective qualities of Manganese bisgylcinate during cessation of certain pharmaceuticals, published in the journal of orthomolecular medicine.
https://isom.ca/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/JOM_1976_05_1_02_Manganese_and_Niacin_in_the_Treatment_of_Drug-.pdf
Both of these are naturally occurring nutritional substances that the body already uses and collects via food.
See this wonderful fella's bitchute channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/BSeb5zNYuBZj/
🙏
Such pharmaceuticals fuck with the neurotransmitters and receptors in the brain, often blocking them, leading to hypersensitivity when you stop, which can cause a whole host of terrible problems.
Please see this audiobook 'Niacin: the real story' on Amazon:
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Niacin-Story-Wonderful-Healing-Properties/dp/1591202752
It details how Niacin has been used in orthomolecular medicine in treating mental health issues with nothing short of astonishing results.
And if of interest, see this study on the protective qualities of Manganese bisgylcinate during cessation of certain pharmaceuticals, published in the journal of orthomolecular medicine.
https://isom.ca/wp-content/uploads/2020/01/JOM_1976_05_1_02_Manganese_and_Niacin_in_the_Treatment_of_Drug-.pdf
Both of these are naturally occurring nutritional substances that the body already uses and collects via food.
See this wonderful fella's bitchute channel:
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/BSeb5zNYuBZj/
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Ssri's inhibit the reuptake of serotonin, Cannabis also interfaces with serotonin in some ways so the ssri could be blocking the serotonin being affected by cannabis.
Maoi's interrupt neurotransmitters which would also alter or inhibit the effects cannabis has on neurotransmitters.
Most if not all antidepressants interact with serotonin, dopamine or other neurotransmitters and hormones effected by cannabinoids and terpenes.
For most depression cases I think choosing either antidepressants or cannabis is most effective as using both can leave a lot of people in a limbo state. There are lots of effective ways to manage your dopamine/serotonin that don't involve medicine, and a lot of them are great to combine with weed.
I manage my depression through dopamine detoxes, natural supplements, meditation and other techniques so that I can smoke weed without antidepressants and it works pretty well for me.
All the best
Maoi's interrupt neurotransmitters which would also alter or inhibit the effects cannabis has on neurotransmitters.
Most if not all antidepressants interact with serotonin, dopamine or other neurotransmitters and hormones effected by cannabinoids and terpenes.
For most depression cases I think choosing either antidepressants or cannabis is most effective as using both can leave a lot of people in a limbo state. There are lots of effective ways to manage your dopamine/serotonin that don't involve medicine, and a lot of them are great to combine with weed.
I manage my depression through dopamine detoxes, natural supplements, meditation and other techniques so that I can smoke weed without antidepressants and it works pretty well for me.
All the best
Sorry Hobbit - its not been an issue for my wife.
We've been daily users of hash for 35 years and my wife has been medicated for 20 of these years, but has no issue getting high at all weather smoking vaping or edibles.
Her medication has changed a few times over the years but there been no effect on her high regardless of which med shes been on.
Really sorry to hear your meds effect you like this, and I'm only sharing my experiences to let you know its not a definite effect for everyone.
I do hope you find the med/ gear combination that will work for you - take care.
We've been daily users of hash for 35 years and my wife has been medicated for 20 of these years, but has no issue getting high at all weather smoking vaping or edibles.
Her medication has changed a few times over the years but there been no effect on her high regardless of which med shes been on.
Really sorry to hear your meds effect you like this, and I'm only sharing my experiences to let you know its not a definite effect for everyone.
I do hope you find the med/ gear combination that will work for you - take care.
SSRI.....the acceptable way to cull the population?? ...eugenics ?? kinda easy to make people with issues to take a pill that basically makes them sterile....hey who the fuck wants more fucked up people being born right?? sorry i am a little wasted
Its just like if you take amphetamines you cant get stoned like you want to no matter how much you smoke.
Sure they are anit-depressants and not anit-psychotics prescribed as anit-depressants?
Give me some names.
Give me some names.
I take an MAOI antidepessant called Nardil, mood stabilizer Lamictal, Ativan, and a small dose of Vraylar.
No impact on getting high from hashish or flower. Impacts the high of psilocybin mushrooms, requiring larger dose.
Try to stay the hell away from Nardil or any MAOI med. Way too many drug and food interactions, even though it is an effective antidepressant. But so is psilocybin combined with psychedelic therapy.
No impact on getting high from hashish or flower. Impacts the high of psilocybin mushrooms, requiring larger dose.
Try to stay the hell away from Nardil or any MAOI med. Way too many drug and food interactions, even though it is an effective antidepressant. But so is psilocybin combined with psychedelic therapy.
Sometimes i think they prescribe stuff like Nardil and Lamictal just to keep you addicted.
My brother is bi polar and for years they were prescribing him all sorts of crap until one day he broke down in front of me about what he was taking, i told him all about the evil drugs he was taking well he stopped taking them and is now clean and healthier than he has been in decades and most importantly he is no longer suicidal.
My brother is bi polar and for years they were prescribing him all sorts of crap until one day he broke down in front of me about what he was taking, i told him all about the evil drugs he was taking well he stopped taking them and is now clean and healthier than he has been in decades and most importantly he is no longer suicidal.
How long have you been on Nardil? most docs stopped prescribing MAOI's in the 1980's or are you in the US?
Indicas can exacerbate depression, as can sativas in certain circumstances. Advice like that should be avoided. Everyone is different and each strain can have a different effect on a different person. Consumption method is also relevant. Don't believe anything anyone tells you (including me), except for a qualified medical professional with experience in using THC for treating depression.
true this but that pro would still not be able to predict the effects of cannabis for a particular patient. small trial and error with safe substances seems a much better bet especially when you consider the corruptions inherent to medical systems all over the world.
doctors are like naive kids parented by the insurance companies or state medical systems. they wind up imitating their parents.
My doctor told me that the mushrooms and THC would help my depression and to crack on. I wonder what his parents were like!
If you want to use any cannabis as an antidepressant you have to combine it with other techniques to manage your mental health, weed alone can't manage it for a lot of people.
Agreed. I combine with a healthy diet, cardio, weight lifting, and hill walking. I'll still a miserable bastard, but enjoying life more!
Id be on the sofa all day if I was on Indica all day. If I could afford all the bud necessary I would. The sativa or highbrid mixes suit me best. The more uplifting cerebral high is unparalleled for anxiety disorders
Dunno about you But here the British NHS prescribe stupid amounts of them in a variety of types for multiple multiple issues.
If you mean on here, I'v not seen any.
If you mean on here, I'v not seen any.
Just a matter of time before cannabis becomes a government racket too, hang in there cowboy.
I have a low immune system and quite often get a cold, headache etc for just a day and if I smoke then I very rarely get stoned.
A few times in the best ive smoked weed just after taking sleeping tablets and it tripped me out and haven't gone to sleep for ages.
A few times in the best ive smoked weed just after taking sleeping tablets and it tripped me out and haven't gone to sleep for ages.
Think about fermented foods for the low immune system. Kefir, probiotic yoghurts, and stuff like kimchi or sauerkraut. A healthy microbiome will heavily increase your immune powers!
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GUESS THE WEIGHT AND WIN 3.5G OF HASH
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GUESS THE WEIGHT AND WIN 3.5G OF HASH
LAST COMPETITION WAS VERY POPULAR SO I DECIDE TO DO ANOTHER ONE THIS TIME YOU CAN WIN THIS LOVELY BELDIA HASH. ANSWERS FORMAT SHOULD BE XX.XX.
GOOD LUCK!!!
GOOD LUCK!!!
HELLO ALL AND THANK YOU FOR TAKING PART IN MY COMPETION.
THIS TIME 2 OF YOU WERE VERY CLOSE TO GUESS CORRECT WEIGHT.
WINNERS
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BEST JOKE
Did you know that people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones..... but people in Abu Dhabi do
+ 2 more
BEST JOKE
I've just boxed up two x 3.5 baked in Paris
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Whoever tells the best joke today will get a Henry and will be able to choose their favourite joke and award the other 8th their favourite.
Mite even have few runner up prizes.
Let's bring some laughs and positivity today guys
Did you know that people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones..... but people in Abu Dhabi do
I was considering a geography pun, but on second thought there's Norway I'd go Oslo as that.
Farmer walks into the bedroom where his wife is in bed and he has got a sheep under his arm.
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
He says: “This is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache”
She says: “That’s a sheep”
He says: “I was talking to the sheep”
🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖🐑🐖😁😉
Cop asks the guy, “How high are you?” The guy responded with, “No, officer. It’s ‘Hi, how are you.
The other day a woman described me as a looker.... well 'voyeur' was the actual word she used... 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣
Abit on the dark side but it’s a comp so..
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Why did hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill
Woman goes into a bar, orders a double entendre
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
So the barman gives her one.
My favourite word is 'many', it means a lot to me.
An Imam, a Vicar, and a rabbit go to give blood
doctor looks at the rabbit, and asks 'what blood type are you?'
Rabbit say 'I'm type O'
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea. One was called Justin and the other was called Christian. Life was good, except that the prawns were constantly being chased and threatened by sharks. Finally one day, Justin said to Christian, "I'm tired of being a prawn. I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have to worry about being eaten."
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
Just then a mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted," and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian swam off, afraid of being eaten up by his old friend.
Time went by and Justin found himself bored and lonely as a shark. All his old pals were afraid of him and swam away whenever he came near. Then one day he was out swimming and saw the mysterious cod.
"I want to be a prawn again," said Justin. "Please change me back!" And lo and behold, the cod changed him back to a prawn. With tears of joy in his little eyes, Justin swam to Christian's house and knocked on the door. "It's me, Justin, your old friend! Come out and see me!" he shouted.
"No," said Christian. "I'll not be tricked. You're a shark and you will eat me!"
Justin cried back, "No, I'm not! That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again, Christian!"
So I took a poll recently... and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down 🤣🤣🤣✌️🍁
Jimmy Saville, Stuart Hall and Fred Talbot walk into an irish bar.
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
barman says "oh no, not yew tree again!"
Two elderly ladies sitting on a park bench. Guy comes over and flashes his dick. One of the ladies had a stroke, the other couldn't quite reach.
Hi all 👍 Check this joke out 🤣🧐......
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
A teacher attempts to teach 3rd graders about the human body, so she shows a drawing of the male reproductive organ and asks the class what it is.
One of her students, Bobbie, answers: “I know. My father has two.”
Teacher: “Really? How does he have two?”
Bobbie: “The skinny one comes out when he is in the toilet. The fat one comes out to brush my nanny’s teeth.”🤣🤣🤣
I was visiting the US and wanted to get some solid one afternoon. I called the nearest marijuana dispensary and got this recorded message… “If you want to buy marijuana press the hash key now.”
Why are pirates called pirates?
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
Cos they arrrgggh.
Where do pirates shop at Xmas?
Arrrgggos
A binman turns up at some blokes door.
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
"Where's your bin mate?"
The man says "I just bin to the toilet"
Binman says "No mate, where's your dustbin?"
The man replies "I told you, I dustbin to the toilet"
Binman says "cmon mate where's your wheelie bin??"
Man says "OK,OK, I wheelie bin having a wank" 🍆
Holy fuck. I'm sat smoking and dieing now. Holy Jesus balls!! Cough cough pass to myself cough cough
Feeling a bit on edge smoking in my garden today - my neighbour's turned his house into a Rehab Centre.
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
At least I think he has. There's a new sign on his front garden that says "Keep off the grass"
Giving it an hour then choosing a winner guy's.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
It's close between 3 of you cheeky chappies.
Then the winner chooses their favourite joke ok.
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because the weights are too heavy.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
I just handed in my too weak notice.
A clown showed up late for work on his first day and got sacked from the circus.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
He's suing them for funfair dismissal.
When I have a hot date, I like to get them to help me to choose some wine for dinner beforehand. It's a great way to get them into my basement and I only have to cook for myself then.
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a baguette in a cage!?!?
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
Apparently it was bread in captivity 🥁
- Doctor Doctor I can’t stop wrapping myself in Cling Film!
- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
- Well I can clearly see your nuts!
A duck walks into a pub. He goes up the bar and the barman says "Hello mate, what can I get you?" "Got any bread?" asks the duck. "Sorry we don't sell bread." came the reply. The duck thinks for a moment "Hhhmmmm... Got any bread?" The barman says again, this time slightly short "No, we don't sell bread." "Ok... In that case... Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"
"Got any bread?"
The barman is now getting angry and shouts "Listen you fucking stupid duck, I've told you twice and now a third time WE DON'T SELL BREAD! If you ask me for fucking bread again, I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar!"
"Got any nails?" asks the duck.
"NOOO! I DON'T HAVE ANY NAILS!"
"Got any bread?"
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face, but I would let a chick pea
Little Jimmy goes to see his priest and says “ Father, I don’t believe in Jesus any more. Every night I pray for a new bike and every morning? No bike!”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
The priest replies “ Ah, young James. That’s not how prayer in the Catholic Church works. What you need to do is go out and steal a bike then pray for forgiveness”.
Dunno if you can handle my jokes but ill try you with one and see how it goes .
Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
Little jenny comes home from school and says
Dad dad can i go to the disco friday ?
Dad answers i suppose so but only if you suck my cock !!
Jenny replys oh ffs if i have to ..
1 min later she stops and says dad this really tastes like shit..
Dad replys yeah your brother asked half hour ago .
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for two hardened criminals.
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
Too late for the comp, but sometimes reality is just....well....you couldn't make it up eh? 🤣
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.
Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
A former heavyweight boxer from Montenegro was charged by the U.S. Department of Justice on Monday with trafficking in 22 tons of cocaine worth over $1 billion, most of which was part of one of the largest cocaine seizures in American history.
Lawrence Hashish, the lawyer for Gogic, said: "These charges came as a surprise to him. He maintains his innocence, and had come to the U.S. for a boxing convention in Puerto Rico."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/us-charges-former-montenegro-boxer-over-22-ton-1-billion-cocaine-seizure-2022-10-31/
An American was on holiday in Ireland and was in the pub having a pint. He was chatting to the bar man and asked if there was anyone around that could give him a game of golf on the local course.
The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".
The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
The bar man said "Yeah Paddy is very good at golf". The American sat down with Paddy and asked if he wanted to play a game the next day. Paddy said "Ok, I'll meet you at 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day Paddy turns up at 9 with his left hand clubs, plays the American and beats him. The American said "How about another game tomorrow?". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late"
The next day, Paddy turn up at 9 with his right handed clubs, plays the American and wins convincingly. The American says "Right, how about another game tomorrow! Last game". Paddy replies "Yeah sure. I'll be here for 9, but I might be half hour late".
The American says "Hold on, you turn up yesterday with left handed clubs, you turn up today with right handed clubs, what's going on?" Paddy replies "When I wake up in the morning, if the missus is laying on her left side, I bring the left handed clubs and if she's laying on her right side, I bring the right haded clubs."
"What about if she's laying on her back?" asked the American. "I'll be half hour late" says Paddy.
more of a philosophical joke
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
An old Jew dies and goes to Heaven.
He asks if God wants to hear a holocaust joke.
God agrees and the man tells the joke.
God says, "That wasn't funny. It was offensive."
The Jew pauses and replies "I guess you had to be there."
Doctor I have leaves growing out my arse....Doctor: I'm afraid that's just the tip of the iceberg.
Copper walks in on his wife in bed with three men, 'ello ello ello' he says, wife says 'not speaking to me then?'
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xandalf
Best Budget/Shake Options
I've pretty much tried all the shake/trim on lb and keep coming back to GreenCat for the skywalker trim lovely smoke and at 100 dollars for 2oz it's o…
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xandalf
Best Budget/Shake Options
I just booked a holiday so am a bit broke atm. Was wondering if anyone has good recommendations on good smokes for being on a budget I dont mind smoking shake
Avoid Just Weed, I just got a Oz of the worst shake/trim from them.
Zero nugs, tastes and smells awful, never again.
Zero nugs, tastes and smells awful, never again.
I've pretty much tried all the shake/trim on lb and keep coming back to GreenCat for the skywalker trim lovely smoke and at 100 dollars for 2oz it's one of the cheapest on site
He’s none at the moment but I’m sure he will have some shortly but I have had nothing in the price range of British bulldogs trim.
Bang for buck this can not be beaten and don’t let the fact that it’s called trim put you off. I had quite a few little nugs of joy. Each time I’ve used him.
You would think and it’s far from a too good to be true situation. If you haven’t used him before just drop him a DM Got me over the line on many occasion. $55 for 20g last time it was listed
Also I agree green cats right up with the best value shake on LB. Because it is shake.
Bang for buck this can not be beaten and don’t let the fact that it’s called trim put you off. I had quite a few little nugs of joy. Each time I’ve used him.
You would think and it’s far from a too good to be true situation. If you haven’t used him before just drop him a DM Got me over the line on many occasion. $55 for 20g last time it was listed
Also I agree green cats right up with the best value shake on LB. Because it is shake.
I've never tried BB's trim but it sounds amazing from everything I've heard. Proper trim with little nugs etc (and I think his latest is an extremely potent strain). $60 for 20g sounds like a wonderful deal. Missed out on even the trim by half a day last time but def getting some this time around (it'll be ready late November most likely).
Also thanks to you and Daf1462 for the heads up about Green Cat's shake - I've ordered UK bud from him before and it's always been a pleasure and a lovely smoke. Will def try his shake.
Also thanks to you and Daf1462 for the heads up about Green Cat's shake - I've ordered UK bud from him before and it's always been a pleasure and a lovely smoke. Will def try his shake.
HALLOWEEN $300 GIVEAWAY!
LONG OVERDUE COMP SINCE THE NEW RULES.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GUESS HOW MUCH THE BITCOIN (BTC/USD) PRICE WILL BE ON THE 30TH OCTOBER 09:00AM
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN $300 STORE CREDIT!
TO ENTER JUST COMMENT BELOW YOUR ANSWER (FOR EXAMPLE - $67,638)
1 ENTRY PER USER.
YOU MUST HAVE 5 BUYS FROM ANY VENDOR TO ENTER.
GOOD LUCK!!
LONG OVERDUE COMP SINCE THE NEW RULES.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GUESS HOW MUCH THE BITCOIN (BTC/USD) PRICE WILL BE ON THE 30TH OCTOBER 09:00AM
THE PERSON WHO GUESSES THE CLOSEST WILL WIN $300 STORE CREDIT!
TO ENTER JUST COMMENT BELOW YOUR ANSWER (FOR EXAMPLE - $67,638)
1 ENTRY PER USER.
YOU MUST HAVE 5 BUYS FROM ANY VENDOR TO ENTER.
GOOD LUCK!!
Hi zz87..how you doing 👍.just seen the result of the competition . Looks like you and few others were so close my friend 🥴🥴.
haha not close enough! but its all good I ordered some Black Cherry Gelato and some Silver Bubble anyway lol! :D Big up the winner and big up Green Cat! A generous giveaway from a great seller! :)
Enjoy booboo.nice early-ish Xmas box coming your way 😉 I dropped lucky bout a year ago with realD on their competition.joint 1st prize $500 store credit 😉
Congratulations Booboo you are the winner! According to Coinbase the BTC Price was $34,388.60 30th October 9:00 am which makes your guess the closest! I have sent you a message Booboo don’t worry everyone else there will be another competition coming next month just before Christmas!
Congrats to Booboo the lucky winner 🥇 don’t for get to let us all no what you pick and what it was like so we can be even more jealous haha 😜
👀
Oh my GOD, did I win, it was $34,394 when I looked at 9am.
I'm ready to book 2 day's of work,
OH MY GOD🤪
Oh my GOD, did I win, it was $34,394 when I looked at 9am.
I'm ready to book 2 day's of work,
OH MY GOD🤪
Don't know mate, nothing confirmed. It could be you if not me, I've not looked at everyone else's, yet😬😁
Damn GC that’s an exciting prospect for the winner!
I’m hoping it’s at $32500.
Good luck and who ever wins is having a highloween ✌️
I’m hoping it’s at $32500.
Good luck and who ever wins is having a highloween ✌️
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Carrie1313
Lmao ffs film
life of brian, the revenge of billie the kid and snatch
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{cannabis}
Carts make me cough
2.7 is my setting too....I used to cough so much vaping I was going to give up...little drags into mouth...remove vape and inhale...no clouds.....a li…
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{cannabis}
Carts make me cough
I've tried carts from Terpy and Dr Extracts and find that both make me cough, maybe not straight away but within an hour or so, I gey a really tickly cough. Any ideas how to reduce/stop it? Is it just a case of lowering the voltage to find a happy medium? I'm currently running my vape at around 2.7v.
Yes the same happens to me.
I have to draw very gently and drink water in between puffs .
I am a little concerned about the safety of oil vapes although all vendors here claim there are no artificial chemicals added
I have to draw very gently and drink water in between puffs .
I am a little concerned about the safety of oil vapes although all vendors here claim there are no artificial chemicals added
Hello to everyone 🌞I want to learn more about safety(no chemicals added)of carts from vendors and another users here.Thank you very much for your attention 👏😂Interested more in Dr Extracts andDr Terpy carts please..
2.7 is my setting too....I used to cough so much vaping I was going to give up...little drags into mouth...remove vape and inhale...no clouds.....a little often is better than the coughing....I have Dr Terpy peach dream mashed af atm amazing product and amazing vendor
I have used both carts that you have mentioned. Carts was what brought me to LB in the first place.
I had the same issue and at some point I was actually thinking 🤔 what’s the fucking point coughing a fucking lung up and your eyes streaming 😭😭😭😭 and my missies giving me the you for real look 👀
Do you smoke? If you do the tendency is to use a cart like a joint. Draw and then inhale like you would a joint. Don’t ! It’s hard to get out the habit but try using it without inhaling after a draw as if you were hitting a bong ect straight to lung.
Sometimes you just get the coughing like everything else lol 😂
Stick with it. It’s worth it especially as sensi mart has 50:50 carts that are smooth and strong AF and full live resin carts. That’s my go to. Both excellent 👌 product for money.
He does a killer combo deal with a 1/8 of weed 1/8 hash and a cart all delivered NDD for just over £60 quid. The can’t make my mind up LB combo
I used The Great vape company also lately as they had blue dream as a strain 💨💨 strong strength also and they do live resin also.
As does Dr Extracts. Seen he has trainwareck as a strain. (Not tried also) had his 50:50
As in regards to voltage 2.8 - 3.8 in my Ccell silo.
The main thing is do not inhale after draw. I make sure my lips stay closed when I take the cart out my mouth.
Hope this helps
I had the same issue and at some point I was actually thinking 🤔 what’s the fucking point coughing a fucking lung up and your eyes streaming 😭😭😭😭 and my missies giving me the you for real look 👀
Do you smoke? If you do the tendency is to use a cart like a joint. Draw and then inhale like you would a joint. Don’t ! It’s hard to get out the habit but try using it without inhaling after a draw as if you were hitting a bong ect straight to lung.
Sometimes you just get the coughing like everything else lol 😂
Stick with it. It’s worth it especially as sensi mart has 50:50 carts that are smooth and strong AF and full live resin carts. That’s my go to. Both excellent 👌 product for money.
He does a killer combo deal with a 1/8 of weed 1/8 hash and a cart all delivered NDD for just over £60 quid. The can’t make my mind up LB combo
I used The Great vape company also lately as they had blue dream as a strain 💨💨 strong strength also and they do live resin also.
As does Dr Extracts. Seen he has trainwareck as a strain. (Not tried also) had his 50:50
As in regards to voltage 2.8 - 3.8 in my Ccell silo.
The main thing is do not inhale after draw. I make sure my lips stay closed when I take the cart out my mouth.
Hope this helps
I smoked for about 30 years but stopped last year. I'll try the straight to lung method, cheers.
I was the same. You can’t help it but I know this worked for me and others that I have said this to.
All the the carts mentioned above are really strong. Dr Terpy is D9 only Seni mart is Dr Terpy on a different page.
It’s just down to what strain profile you are looking for.
All the the carts mentioned above are really strong. Dr Terpy is D9 only Seni mart is Dr Terpy on a different page.
It’s just down to what strain profile you are looking for.
Where they distillate or 100% live resin from Dr Extracts? I find the distillate always make me cough, not the live resin ones though confused 😐
Good vape carts shouldn't make you cough. This is usually due to artificial terpenes or PEG / PG.
Properly mixed and cured carts of any distillate:liveresin ratio should be smooth.
100% RAW distillate carts are very smooth as are 100% Resin (if cured)
Of course, over-do-it and you'll recognize a familiar hash-like / volcano like cough.
Properly mixed and cured carts of any distillate:liveresin ratio should be smooth.
100% RAW distillate carts are very smooth as are 100% Resin (if cured)
Of course, over-do-it and you'll recognize a familiar hash-like / volcano like cough.
Most carts make me cough and I don't like it a bit. Low temperatures are one solution, I go right down to 2.4v in a Vessel Compass battery. Dazzler's inhaling method does help a bit but for me the 100% solution has been to pair up with a CBD cart in a Tombstone battery. Makes for a gloriously smooth full spectrum experience. Lovely....
The doctor extract premium carts from live resin and the terpene sauce is unbelievably smooth and hits super hard, they are much smoother than just the distillate one or the 50/50.
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Best Movie Soundtrack?
Sucker punch
Potential for a few Tarantino options here, but I’m a big fan of this score.
*link is the cypress hill/sonic youth colab from the LP.
https://youtu.be/gyTaVL07F34
*link is the cypress hill/sonic youth colab from the LP.
https://youtu.be/gyTaVL07F34
Love this one. Been in rotation for years. Not all the colabs work now but there's some bangers on there. The Teenage Fanclub & De La Soul joint is a great addition to any stoner playlist.
The Matrix… got some quality nineties trip hop and metal on it.
Rage Against The Machine, Deftones, Prodigy, Massive Attack.
Rage Against The Machine, Deftones, Prodigy, Massive Attack.
Trippiest soundtrack going:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnSFj6XQZY&feature=share
For decent soundtracks, Obviously Hans Zimmer & Ludovico Einaudi
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=MVnSFj6XQZY&feature=share
For decent soundtracks, Obviously Hans Zimmer & Ludovico Einaudi
The Rushmore soundtrack is killer, so much so, my wife and I finished our marriage ceremony with the song Concrete and Clay.
https://youtu.be/fsCcijENWWo
https://youtu.be/fsCcijENWWo
The soundtrack from Performance made in 1970 is great. Lots of music by Ry Cooder. It involves a lot of pot smoking and a mushroom trip too. Cult movie.
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bowleszy1
Real D?
last communication I had was more that 45 days ago so it has been deleted but he said he has to relocate...from the manner of the chat he had no issue…
last communication I had was more that 45 days ago so it has been deleted but he said he has to relocate...from the manner of the chat he had no issues with the filth he just had to move premises...he told me hopefully back up and running within a couple of weeks
Top quality vendor and dammmm his hashes and isolator hash are definitely some of the best on here!
He was the only vendor I used since he came on. Last msg to me was that he'd be back before Christmas and that was, well before Christmas! He either decided to have long long break and spending or the heat caught up to him. I really hope he comes back because his hash was the best by far and he was a genuine nice person. A lot of smelly crap hash going about at tbe minute, won't name names but reminds me why i stuck witb RD for so long.
I really miss him as well, idk what i had done to deserve it but out of about 20 orders with him, every single order he sent double what i ordered and asked for nothing in return (by that i mean he never asked for any topics or reviews or anything) sometimes more than double with included samples and extras, i'll never forget this dude and really hope he is doing alright!
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CRIMBO COMPO
I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He wen…
CRIMBO COMPO
Morning folks, guy's and gal's
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
I'm knocking up my Christmas goodie 📦
The dam thing is gunna be packed out with goodness off my menu and i have a couple extra bits on their way. (Top of the pops grinder)
It will be a Merry Crimbo
So today(16/11/22) we start, all I require is you to post here with your best joke.
To enter you need at least 5 buys in your history on LB and ill run the competition till the 12th December.
Let's have a giggle and you may hit the jackpot!!
What’s the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath. One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Garryfl your going to be the winner.
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
My Mrs is choosing the winner and yours is going to win.
So I'm ending the competition here.
Winner Winner is Garryfl.
Message me your address and I'll get your prize sent out in the morning.
Congratulations
Two old friends are discussing their sex lives. David, 29, has no issues with his wife and gets lucky at least 3 times a week. Jerry, 38, laughs as he recounts that he has sex with his wife almost every day. Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday…
An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, ‘Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
‘Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?’
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, ‘No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.’
A schoolboy, an old man and Donald Trump are on a plane that is plummeting towards the ground. The captain and copilot have already bailed.
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
In the cabin they find only 2 parachutes available. Without hesitation, Trump grabs one and jumps out.
With only 1 parachute remaining, the old man turns to the schoolboy and says, "You take the last one, I'm old, whereas you have your whole life ahead of you yet."
The schoolboy replies "It's OK, we have a parachute each, that other guy jumped out with my schoolbag."
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared." The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
Great to see other vendors joining in the Christmas spirit and giving back. Nice 1 Keep it Green 👍
Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT🙃
Here’s my joke for fun. Thanks Eddy
What’s a chavs favourite ice cream?
MINT🙃
……I know this is recycled from some place but it’s a gooden-
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼
How does a stoner recite Shakespeare? “Doobie or not doobie
Sorry it’s as bad the second time around too😂😂😂💪🏼
A bear walks into a pub, goes up to the bar and says...........................can I have a pint of lager? Barman replies yes, but why the big pause
Bloke goes into a pet shop and says, can I buy a wasp?
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
🐝🐝🤣😀
Pet shop owner says, we don't sell wasps!
Bloke says, well you've got two in the window.
🐝🐝🤣😀
A recent favourite.....
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit: "what's your blood type?"
"I'm probably a type O", said the rabbit.
Two girls are working at the the supermarket.
“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”
“How can you do that?”
“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”
“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”
“You know, I can always tell who the single men are”
“How can you do that?”
“Watch. I’ll show you with the next customer.”
A man approaches the register. He places a tomato, a pork chop, a potato, a tin of beans, a small onion and 4 ready meals on the belt.
“I hope you don't mind me asking, but you’re single, aren’t you?”
“Woah! How did you know? It's the ready meals, isn't it?”
“No, it's cos you're an ugly cunt!”
A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
The officer asked "how high are you?"
The man replied "no officer, its hi how are you"
I just bought some shoes from a dealer, I don't know what they were laced with but I've been tripping all day!
My mum died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
Recycled joke but cheers for the comp!
An English man, a French man and an Italian man were talking about sex.
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆
French man says " when i make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 4 inches off the bed"
Italian man says "when I make love to my wife and she orgasms she raises 6 inches off the bed"
English man says, "when me and my wife have finished having sex I get out of bed and wipe my dick on the curtains and she hits the roof!" 😆
On his 18th bday a dad took his son who had no arms and legs for his 1st beer...
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sitting at the table he sips his beer and suddenly an arm pops out... fucking hell says dad... IKR replied the son... have another says dad...!! So he does and all of a sudden bosh another arm...
So after 4 drinks the son has all limbs and is feeling light headed... I wanna run home and show mum said the son... go for it son says dad... and as soon as the son ran out I to the street he was hit by a car...
Tragically the son died with his dad holding him in his arms saying......
he should have quit while he was a head... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you know you are a true stoner?
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
When your bong gets washed more than your dishes
Best in a Scottish accent -
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
….. coo eight
10 cows standing in a field, which one is closest to Iraq?
….. coo eight
Christmas is so stupid…
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷♂️🎄🎄
Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚
Whomever invented it should be nailed to a cross. 😂😂🤷♂️🎄🎄
Do love a simple but silly joke 😅 ✌️💚
My best joke atm is KIG got better & healthier produce than law permitted pharmacies that are causing people to have lung infections by selling mould in a tub to them passed as medicine
old boy sitting on a train, girl gets on and sits opposite him. guy leans forward and says 'excuse me, can I smell your cunt?'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
Girl, shocked, says 'NO, NO YOU CAN'T YOU FILTHY SHIT'
guy says 'oh sorry, must be your feet then'
What’s the difference between Dirty Harry and anal sex?
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
One will make your day the other will make hole weak.
I get paid the national minimum wages, 9.50£ for one hour of honest hard work, come on if that's not a joke, I don't know what is 😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😎😎😎
What's the definition of a mixed feeling? Watching your Mother-in-law drive off a cliff in your new car
A man smelling of alcohol and weed sat next to a priest on a bus.
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
The man’s clothes were ragged and dirty, there was pink lipstick on his collar, and an almost empty bottle of rum stuck out of his pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
A few minutes later he turned to the priest and said, "Tell me Father, do you happen to know what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies, "My son, it's caused by sinful behavior, spending time with prostitutes, abusing alcohol and drugs, an unclean body and mind, and disrespect for others."
“Damn,” replied the drunk before returning to his paper.
Thinking about what he said, the priest tapped the man on the shoulder and apologized for being too stern. Trying to be empathetic, he asked the man how long he has had arthritis.
The man answered, "I don't have it. I just read here that the Pope suffers from it."
Three blokes find an old lamp lying by the side of the road, and when they rub it a genie pops out and grants each of them three wishes. "Now tell me," he booms, "what is your first wish?"
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
The first bloke asks for a billion pounds. The second bloke asks for perfect mental peace and happiness. The third bloke says "I want my left arm to revolve clockwise, all the time, like I was bowling a cricket ball." The other two look at him bewildered, but he just smiles and taps his nose.
The genie says "What is your second wish?" The first bloke asks to be totally irresistible to women. The second bloke asks for perfect physical health until the age of 100. The third bloke says "I want my right arm to revolve anti-clockwise, all the time." The other two stare at him, but again he just smiles smugly.
Finally the genie grants them their third wish. The first guy asks for all his hair to grow back. The second asks for him and his wife to be able to have children at last. The third one says "I want to hop everywhere on one leg, bouncing as high as if I was on a pogo stick." The other two are completely baffled, but again he just taps his nose and smiles.
"OK" says the genie. "Your wishes will come true at midnight tonight" - and he disappears in a puff of smoke. The three men arrange to meet up in a year's time to see how they're all getting on, and then they go their separate ways.
A year later, they meet in the pub. The first man walks in wearing a five thousand pound suit, the keys to a Ferrari in his hand, with long flowing hair and a top model hanging off each arm. "I couldn't be happier," he says. "My life is paradise now."
The second man walks in with a beaming smile, the picture of health, totally relaxed, holding a picture of his baby twins. " I couldn't be happier," he says. "Every day is just wonderful."
Just then, the pub doors fly open and the third man comes bouncing in on one leg, his head banging off the ceiling, with both his arms swinging round and round in opposite directions.
"Guys," he says. "I think I fucked up."
I heard a rather nice story about a man who drank alot and his wife said "if you ever come home drunk again, I'm going to leave you". He went out to a pub and drank alot and was sick all over his shirt, and said to his friend "If I go home like this my wife will leave me". His friend said "I tell you what, put a twenty-pound note in your inside jacket pocket, go home and show it to her and tell her somebody threw-up over you and he gave you the money for the dry-cleaning bill.".
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛
He goes home and his wife's angry at the state of him and tells him she is leaving but he says "No, no, no, somebody was sick on me and he put a twenty-pound note in my jacket pocket for the dry-cleaning bill". His wife digs into his jacket pocket and pulls out some money, she said "Why have you got two twenty-pound notes in there?", he said "Oh the other is from the man who shat in my pants". 😛😛
True story as I witnessed it lol
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Jumped out the pub to go to the cash machine with a mate and he nipped round the corner to go for a piss.
30 sec later 5.0 walk up. I’m standing smoking a fag.
Next thing the 5.0 talking to my mate. excuse me you know that’s offence.
Quick as fuck
Looks like a wall to me big man.
Night in the cells for him.
Johnny's mum is in the bathroom shaving her bush when Johnny runs in without knocking.
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
Mum tries to cover up
Johnny says "Mummy where's your sponge?....its gone!"
Mum says " oh... I er... lost it. Now go outside and play"
Off Johnny goes...
He returns in 5 mins and says" mum mum, I've found your sponge!!"
Mum asks" oh where did you find it?"
Johnny replies "the lady next door is washing dad's face with it?
What's the height of embarrassment????
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣
Walking into the wall with a hard-on and breaking your nose 🤣🤣🤣
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+8.8 votes
GUESS THE WEIGHT AND WIN 3.5G OF DAWG
04.12
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GUESS THE WEIGHT AND WIN 3.5G OF DAWG
WINNER WILL GET 3.5G OF DAWG GOOD LUCK. ANSWER FORMAT XX.XX
ONE PERSON WAS PRETTY CLOSE.
SHOULD THAT PERSON WIN OR WE DOING NEW COMPETITION WHAT YOU ALL THINK?
SHOULD THAT PERSON WIN OR WE DOING NEW COMPETITION WHAT YOU ALL THINK?
HELLO ALL
WINNER OF THIS COMPETITION IS Latoshi
HES GUESS WAS 4.8 AND THAT WAS THE CLOSEST.
BUDS WEIGHT WAS 4.91 I UPLOAD PHOTO PROOF LATER
Latoshi PLEASE SEND ME MESSAGE
WINNER OF THIS COMPETITION IS Latoshi
HES GUESS WAS 4.8 AND THAT WAS THE CLOSEST.
BUDS WEIGHT WAS 4.91 I UPLOAD PHOTO PROOF LATER
Latoshi PLEASE SEND ME MESSAGE
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+2.2 votes
GUESS WEIGHT WIN 3.5G!!
5.96g
So nobody guess correct weight yeat, 2 person were very close. I will give one more day then I will choose person who was closest. GOOD LUCK
COMPETITION IS OVER. NOBODY GUESS CORRECT WEIGHT BUT ONE OF YOU WAS VERY CLOSE.
JCANTONA99 CONGRATULATIONS MATE I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR 3.5G. PLEASE DROP ME A MESSAGE
JCANTONA99 CONGRATULATIONS MATE I HOPE YOU WILL ENJOY YOUR 3.5G. PLEASE DROP ME A MESSAGE
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+7 votes
Putting up a 5 day offer that’s CLEARLY too good to be true, and then disappearing and being offline for 2 days from someone everyone expected was the Smoke Den?
Yeah, don’t order from this vendor. Even tries the whole “we’re an experience team” bollocks in their bio. No one from the team fancied logging in last couple of days to see if there’s any orders to send to your paying customers?
Willing to delete this and eat my word if vendor can prove legitimacy, but if not… Disgrace.
Yeah, don’t order from this vendor. Even tries the whole “we’re an experience team” bollocks in their bio. No one from the team fancied logging in last couple of days to see if there’s any orders to send to your paying customers?
Willing to delete this and eat my word if vendor can prove legitimacy, but if not… Disgrace.
I ordered the 56g on sunday arrived wednesday good stealth 2.3g of twigs which really isn't that bad...I have some other shake here and cookie dawg vape....I haven't touched either since getting this damnesia...freakin creeper..within half hour had a giggle on and full head buzz, after placing over 20 orders on LB I gotta say this is the best gear I have ever had...thanks stoned Pineapple.
Maybe I’ve got this all wrong then… I’m still awaiting a response from the vendor, depending on how that goes I may take this down
yeah response to messages suck at the mo hope that will improve....I want to buy more of the shake asap but been waiting on reply couple of days now.
Personally got mine the very next day after ordering on that 5 day offer, I got the 56g one 🤷♂️
Oh really? I’ve been talking to someone going through the same routines so I’ll check in with him and remove this post if so
How was the shake?
How was the shake?
I like the shake, it smells good. I got NDD because 1st class has been failing in my area and it arrived before 1 PM. I found a lot of crushed buds and small buds so it's nice but obviously a bit twiggy, tho I've seen must worse for the buck 😂😂 Stealth was pretty alright, it was in an airtight bag though it is a bit stanky when opened lol
Both me and my partner tried it, and the first time we were giggly and yeah it's good, at least for me lol, it creeps slowly but can deffo feel it in my eyes fast 😂 I rolled a zoot with it earlier but was also did two bong hits and the zoot remained untouched for hours cause I was just so high and bopping my head top music ahaha 😂😂
Hmmmm I’m so stuck in two minds now 😂 like I’m dankrupt nearly so could do with the money now to source elsewhere, but 56g is a good amount…
Can’t quite figure out how to delete this topic. Can I tag cleanup borg or do I need to post a topic on their wall? @cleanupborg
I cancelled the order and he refunded, spoke to others who had same issue and they received theirs. From what I understand he should have sent anything outstanding today
Now I’m doubt myself again 😂 did you order?
Now I’m doubt myself again 😂 did you order?
i've ordered on friday, vendor marked as sent on the same day, but didn't answer my messages and it seems off again for 2 days.. let's see
That’s sad man. Really puts you off using the new guys, which isn’t fair on the legit vendors that want to give this a go and be a great part of the community.
If this guy is for real, then given there were already immediate doubts about his legitimacy he should really have made a better effort to show he’s not. His bio mentioned a team, surely not all of them were down for the count too?
If this guy is for real, then given there were already immediate doubts about his legitimacy he should really have made a better effort to show he’s not. His bio mentioned a team, surely not all of them were down for the count too?
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