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Littlemissdizaster
Human Traffic (The Film)
Can anyone remember this gem of a film from 1999. I found it in my attic and it is still a masterpiece after all these years. Anyone who is nostalgic about the nineties, get it watched now! I swear, you will not be disappointed.
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swiller
Great film, special for me cos i lived with director for 4 years and he wrote it during that period. So its my early 20s on film pretty much. Nice one bruvva is an evolution of how we used to scream down the phone at each other, (and still do) with names instead of bruvva.

It is superb and just represents his zest for life and fun and sillyness and funny situations. Under table snorting scene just one example of the talent in the cinematography.

If you liked this, i would urge anyone to check out his largely unknown second film "i know you know". A different affair about him and his dad and mum, but stunning in different ways. Also his older college stuff, party politics, life in the bus lane. On YT somewhere i think.

The sequel to HT is confirmed btw in case you didn't know.
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Littlemissdizaster
Wow, that is amazing. He captured a perfect picture of life and it is totally relatable. The whole film was so well done and the cast was just spot on. You will have to tell him how amazing he is. I was 19/20 when it came out and that was a typical weekend. It just gives you the warm and fuzzies. I would be totally buzzin’ if there was a sequel. I will have to do some digging and see if I can find his other stuff. Thank you.
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tony1m1
Human traffic is full of Qaballah clues
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djwiz
Fab! So accurate of the time! I have the Remix as well :)
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allseeingweeman
I met Justin a few years ago whilst working on a project in uni. Proper top guy and was awesome to work with someone who had created one of your favourite films.
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derek65
Spot on bro I'll keep an eye out for that as human trafficking is a top film reminds me of my younger days 👍
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WHL_712004
Niiiiccccceeee ooonnnneeeee brrruuuvvvvaaaa
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Petitefleur
aha! You beat me to it, WHL
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WHL_712004
No way?! Love all the Nick Love ones, The Business, Outlaw, FF obviously
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Nutta
The business is a good shout
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Littlemissdizaster
Nice one bruvvvvvv!
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WHL_712004
Love it. You seen Goodbye Charlie Bright?
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Littlemissdizaster
Not seen that one. Is it worth a watch?
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WHL_712004
Yeah all the old crowd that came up from London lots of the football factory boys just all about life on the estate all the capers etc great film
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Littlemissdizaster
Will take a look. Thank you.
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Nutta
Spliff politics by mr nice in it is brilliant
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Littlemissdizaster
I must admit, that part is spot on and I was always the interceptor of the spliff lol!
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muttley240
I first watched it on a big screen at Glastonbury, chewing my face off. Takes me right back whenever I watch it
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Tobin
I also saw this first on the big screen at Glastonbury, chewing my face off. Decided I wanted a cup of tea half way for some reason.. Thought someone had moved the bushes in front of me so I began to climb through it. The bushes hadn't moved.. I had crawled down the middle aisle in front of everyone, walked along the screen and preceded to climb through undergrowth.
Luckily some kind people came and pulled me out of the bush and explained to me what the fuck was going on and directed me to the nearby tea tent. Memory a bit patchy but I think I was having fun.
I miss the 90's sometimes.
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Littlemissdizaster
It’s amazing the memories this film brings back. I miss the 90s too. There was nothing like a good Mitsubishi pill to set you on a good weekender. I think we are all the same on here. We just want life back to what we had then.
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Petitefleur
Mitsi trubos! Ahahaha wow takes me back
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sydbarrett
It’s a weird state of affairs when you are in a field in Somerset and you think. I know. I’ll go and watch Human Traffic.

A lovely state of affairs.

Where were you. When all my mates thought it’d be funny to go gabba. It wasn’t funny.

I’d have gone and watched some totally weird Ken Russell film. (Altered States, anyone?)

Rather than having to go gabba.
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Wreckronomic
Got any Jungle in guy?

I've got the Tarzan and Jane o' Jungle, just swung in off the vine
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sydbarrett
"The Emperor wants to control outer space, Yoda wants to explore inner space. That's the fundamental differences between the good and the bad sides of the force."

Quality

24 Hour Party People is also a good-un.

As well as Who Killed the KLF?
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Littlemissdizaster
Who killed the KLF was good.
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winston
I was clubbing my tits off then so this was like looking into a mirror for me (a bit like the scene at the afterparty with Jip and Koop on the sofa ;)). Love the Howard Marks spliff politics cameo 👌 summed up a Britain and a generation that didn’t take itself too seriously (unlike today sadly).
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Littlemissdizaster
I know! It’s awful now. You could lose your mates and find randoms and nothing bad ever happened!
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greencigar
Danny Dyer on the bog...
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admiralBishop
lucky people here it is
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jonnyk58
The bit in the record shop with the aphrodite track is legendary.
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sydbarrett
Aphrodite. South Coast Massiive (or Littliiive)
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mrspock89
Fucking love it
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Gravity20
Morning! *sniffs* MORNING!!

Nurse! I need a pisspot and a jacket.....cause I'm fucked!

Literally one of my favourite movies of all time. He wen't from being a raver who takes pills on the weekend to going on grand adventures as The Hobit. Martin Freeman is a beast!

"Any jungle goin!?"

**sorry if I have ruined any quotes, my brain is only at half capacity today lol**
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ConanVsCrom
Not Martin Freeman dude, was John Sim who played the master in Dr Who. Also Andrew Lincoln in in it briefly who plays Rick in Walking Dead
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Gravity20
No shit? Hahaha for literally years I was thinking it was the same dude, my bad. Cheers for that!
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Mart8480
This could turn hare Krishna into a bad boy!!
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Gravity20
"You know how artists paintings go up in value when they die? Well rappers records go up when they get locked up. IT'S GOING TO BE BANNED!"
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Mart8480
Koop scratching cracks me up " puffing da herb err ehh err ehh puf puf puf puf puffing da herb" or something like that lol.

And the whole "who the hell you been ringing in Taiwan boy" scene.

Such a great film. Pretty much summed up my late teens early 20s. The best days. :)
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Littlemissdizaster
The whole thing cracks me up. It doesn’t matter how many times you watch it, you always find it funny. I think there is a little bit of all of us in that film. I’m defo a Lulu.
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Mart8480
So true. I was definitely moff lol. I look back now amazed that I'm alive and heathy. Wouldnt dare get mashed now but thought nothing of dropping a few a back then. Was just part of going out in those days eh. Wouldn't change it for a thing though. Best days/nights of my life. Helter skelter, dreamscape, hysteria. Then later God's kitchen, progress, passion. I'd give anything to go back in time and do it all again. :)
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Littlemissdizaster
You found reality then lol! I think if I dropped a pill now, I would die! I will stick to the green! I live in Scotland so the rave scene here was epic in the 90s. I wouldn’t change it for the world. There were no fights, everyone loved everyone, no one got offended and it was safe! I feel bad for the young ones now. They won’t get the experiences we had. The music was on another level too.
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djwiz
‘A badman’

Remember it well as the Ragga Twins were Flinty Badman and Demon Rocker :)
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Littlemissdizaster
I think we know you mean John Simm and not Martin Freeman. At least you know the film though. Makes me so nostalgic for my 90s lifestyle. It was an amazing time to be off your face.
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djwiz
‘Any jungle in guy.’

Spoken by Justin himself :)
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Psychonauts
Gotta love it!! A must for all psycho travellers ;-)
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TeesideFella
Remember this very well back then, Saturday night after club M yarm back to a mates pad and session began with this movie on. Danny dyer was epic
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oblong89
Great film- sequel on the way i believe!
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Littlemissdizaster
Hope so x
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BarbelHunter
Got any Jungle guy?
I GOT THE TARZAN AND THE JANE OF THE JUNGLE SWUNG IN FRESH ON THE VINE THIS MORNING 😁 (or close if remember serves me right). In all fairness I did much the same facially to that baseline. Film!
Nice post
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Littlemissdizaster
It’s such a great film. Never gets old. Unlike me lol!
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derek65
Wow one of the best films of the nineties takes me back. Spot on film the good old days lol.
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furball
My mate is an extra in it!! ;)
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ConanVsCrom
But have you seen Taxi Driver... ?
Danny Dyer at his best in this movie!
The coathanger bit is hilarious!
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NorfolkOG
The Business is probably my favourite Danny Dyer film, not seen the Taxi so will give it a watch.
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Littlemissdizaster
I will have to have a look at that one. Danny Dyer is always good in films. Not keen on him in Eastenders though.
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ConanVsCrom
Nah Eastenders is rubbish, but Danny Dyer was funny in Human Traffic. Note he wasnt in Taxi Driver, he is just talking about the movie Taxi Driver to a taxi driver. Talking about torturing Peter Andre... I will link it
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Littlemissdizaster
Duh! Sorry, I didn’t pick you up there and yes, that part was hilarious. I also hate Peter Andre, so that is particularly hilarious to me.
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tony1m1
Qaballastic pub scene ?
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cheeching
I hated this film, maybe I was a bit of a snobby clubber back then, but every character in that film is a complete muppet. The movie is a cringe fest
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sydbarrett
Or Irreversible. 😬
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sydbarrett
Check out London Kills Me.

More up your alley I reckons.
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