For my nocturnal creatures,
To my insomnia patients,
Are you having trouble sleeping ?

Is it sleep you are after? or just the pure pleasure of sedation and being couch locked, in one spot for many hours with nothing els but your junk food and the tv remote.

If so, then have a glimpse on my page and give it a try.

Apart from a lovely taste and a lovely burn, I can assure you the thc content is what stands out from everything els.

One stinky strong motherducker indeed, which is sure to make you dopey and dumb and maybe paranoid 😉❤️

God bless!

Hello guys,

For anyone interested in tropical fruit aromas and colourful budds, to take you away from this gloomy weather then check out the runts layer cake
🌅

This is a review , to my favourite vendor on LB.
I was first introduced to fungal cate, when i came across a topic she had started called cats or dogs.
Being an animal lover myself to the extent of appreciating there company more then humans, I got to interacting with her.

I found out she has a lot of love for her cats and for her mushrooms, which was something I could relate to for my little furry ones and for my herbs aswel.

You can only tell so much about a person from messaging, especially on LB as it’s quite secretive.
But it was the way she was interacting with me, in that she was not only friendly ,but really listening and understanding in all sorts of topics we were discussing. Mind you, a transaction had not taken place between us yet, so the conversation was just genuine.

By the time I had decided I wanted to try a different high, (as i had stopped drinking for sometime now, as it had become a real problem ) I thought of taking some Shrooms and then I fought of fungal cate.

Thou I was a bit worried as I’d only tried them once before, which turned out to be a bad trip to the extent of seeing the gates of hell and demonic spirits floating around me , which I had told fungal cate .

She then replied to me in the most detailed and descriptive way possible, which outlined;

The shrooms recommended,
The dosage amount I should be taking,
What sort of environment I should place myself in,
And other matters related to the subject,

What I admired was how she treated me as a friend rather than a customer. ( Thou I believe we are LB friends now, I hope 😜)
But it was just how caring and considerate she was towards me, when I was purchasing an item that I was not familiar with.

When the item did arrive it was under 24 hours and well packed.
In a cardboard box, well taped and slim enough to fit through the letter box. Then inside a well presented vacuum sealed bag, were the little beauties.
What made me really smile thou, was the little mushroom stickers she has inside the envelope , as if to give a little extra joy and colour to the customer, or a logo of her proud product.
I do admit her presentation on packaging does put mine to Shame 😂.
The shrooms she had given me were the cute little one’s , with the same size Caramel caps🍄‍🟫

I was alone that late afternoon, ( the moggs were out of the house ) but I was eager to try her product , so if I was going to see lucifer again, then so be it.

I started with a small amount, as she recommended, but being hasty I started eating them straight out the bag as if it was a packet of crisps, with the same crunchy texture and a mild taste, ……ready salted ?
I had also been playing some shroom music on YouTube ( literally what I wrote in the search bar ) lol

I think it kicked in about 30 minutes or so, with my vision first becoming blurry and the music sounding better than usual. I then noticed the walls around my house started to change colour and vivid imagery started occurring

It was going well so far, in that I was enjoying the feeling, however I was curious this time to be out in the open as fungal cate said I should be closer with nature when on shrooms.
Thankfully I am blessed to live on a farm surrounded by woodlands and fields. So, I was bold enough to take another dosage then I headed straight on out.

As the buzz of the shrooms got stronger, I noticed my hearing got clearer. I could hear the breeze blowing on the trees, I could hear the crickets talking to each other, I could appreciate the birds singing to one another, whilst making rhymitcal patterns to one tree and back to the other. I noticed the bumble bees doing there dance around the colourful flower beds which were consistently changing colour
Whilst above me the clouds were changing shapes, which usually they do, but at an ever so rapid pace, and the sun was far more glorious than I’d ever seen.
In that moment I felt as if I was communing with a tree for the first time, and I’m not usually one of them tree hugging types.
But I could feel its being and its presence and appreciate its ancient history and one day how it would still be standing whilst I will be nothing but dust. ( not trying to sound too spiritual am I ? 😂)
I must have had a chat with my plants for over an hour as if they were listening to every word I was saying, ( now I understand why you do it mum, plants do talk to you, if you know how to listen ).
Overall I felt the most joy that I had ever felt.

For the fourth time I have brought from fungal
Cate, and she has never disappointed on product packaging and communication.
Recently it was my birthday in august, which I had mentioned to her and she again put a smile on my face by giving me extra mushrooms with a few goodies and a card saying happy birthday. ❤️🍄‍🟫

High guys, just letting you lot know I’m down to my last ounce and a bit, of the skittles Mac 1.

Once it’s gone it won’t be in stock for a while,

Budds are still mid to large size nuggs and are absolutely ponging.

Don’t miss out on some of the best smoke iv had!

Forbidden fruit back in stock today.
The strain that I started with on LB is at its cheapest, at a decent quality.
Iv only got 2 ounces of it so it won’t be in for that long.

But it’s really about the zkittles Mac 1 at the moment. I can not deny how dank this budd absolutely is, and I class myself as quite a modest bloke.

Don’t worry I’m air tighting this stuff two to three times for my own sake, as I am getting a bit worried when I’m handing it over to the postie at this moment in time.

It is a bit more pricy, but it would be criminal for me to put this stuff at a very low price, due to its quality.
Don’t miss out guys, this is absolute 🔥🔥

Well were do you start with such as creation as this from what I can gather after talking with LD this is one of his own creations 👋 absolutely gorgeous smell of dank ripe fruity with gas gas it reeks I’ve had to put it in a jar in a jar 🫙 as it is very penetrating like cheese 😫 not good if you live with others around you 😭 like I do 🤬 just wish people would keep their opinions to them self’s, so upon sparking up im greeted with a beautiful dank weed smell the wind at the time was blowing straight across 😆 I’m safe for now upon my second draw 💨💨💨 I’m getting skittles on the inhale with tropical fruit absolutely sublime tasting on the exhale 💨💨 Mac all the way the Mac is of the highest quality Mac at that and it absolutely stinks 😷 as I really didn’t notice the wind change and then it started. “Pwar what’s that fuckin smell.” Some one shouted and then I got “someone’s smoking drugs “ fuckin square’s 🤣🤣 so I waited a while and carried on (mistake) 💨💨 then someone starts can you smell that,yea were is coming from 😳🤬 for fuck sake leave me alone 🤣 and on on it went with me sat there waiting for them to go to bed 🖕well I managed to finish my smoke and it’s so nice it’s going to get caught so be careful biggers if you’re smoking this outside as I’ve found out so I’ve locked it away until till I get my new rhino filter and I will smoke inside 👍 ld you are a master at what you do and produces wonderful weed although a bit to smelly never thought I would say that ever but here we are and I’ve had buy a vape as you don’t sell them from the gentlemen so I can have a smoke after all the commotions it caused as some sad fucker rang the filth 🐷 and they were out on the hunt so ld stay safe buddy and you biggers I couldn’t recommend this enough it’s sublime but smelly sorry for the late review I’ve been busy hiding 🙈 best of luck everyone happy toking 👍

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𝔹𝕦𝕕𝕫𝕚𝕟𝕙𝕠'𝕤 𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝔽𝕣𝕦𝕚𝕥 ℝ𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕖𝕨

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Context;

I saw this scrolling the ‘items’ page, looked like a bargain so I gave it a go and I wasn’t disappointed. In my opinion this is one of the best value for money items on LB, 7g of strong, naturally grown bud delivered to your door for less than $60. A very honest price for the quality and I’m sure some others vendors would list this product for more.

Packaging/delivery;

I just chose the vendors 1st Class option as I wasn’t in a rush, still it arrived within only 1 business day. Stealth is pretty good, no smell or indication of what is inside. The only thing I would recommend is a label printer. Lazydaze seems like a very chill guy, he provided friendly, polite comms throughout.

Bag Appeal;

A mix of dark and light green hues with specks of purple throughout. Plenty of orange pistils and good trichome coverage. Organic looking buds as I expected. Weight was on the mark.

Consistency;

Moderately sticky, very fluffy although a tad straggley for my liking. Humidity levels are spot on though. Came vacuum sealed but the buds weren’t squished which I like.

Aroma;

Smelling this stuff makes me sweat, in a good way lol. It gives the same feeling as sticking your nose in a tube of salt and vinegar Pringles. Nearly burns your nose hairs off. The aroma is mostly gas/fuel but there is some sweetness in there.

Smoke;

Smokes consistently and smooth with white ash. Burns a bit faster than the other bud I currently have.

Effects;

The vendor has marketed this as a ‘day-time smoke’, however I have to disagree. My first try of this stuff got me wrecked. I was sat watching the Europa League final, without actually watching the Europa League final. Very intense, spaced out, relaxed high but no paranoia.

Ratings;
Packaging/delivery - 8/10
Bag appeal/consistency - 7/10
Effects/smoke - 8/10
Aroma - 10/10

Overall Rating;
8/10

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Thanks for reading!
23/05/2024

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Growing is my passion. And I respect the medicinal value it brings to those in need of it. Unfortunately our country still does not share the same views, and see it as more harmful then beneficial. I got into growing not as a hobby, but more on a deep sentimental matter of mine.

On a personal note, a few years back in 2021, I had got serious about growing for the sake of my dad, who was suffering from chronic pain and had to take more then a dozen tablets every single day which the Doctor prescribed to him, but we’re doing jack all for him. Instead they were only making him feel weaker and weaker.
Seeing your dad deteriorating in front of your very eyes is disturbing.
Not eating,
Not moving,
Just lying there waiting to die
He wouldn’t even go to his check ups in hospital because he was in so much pain.

I considered bringing over some medicinal herbs for him in order to try and ease the pain he was going through, as he was chain smoking cigarettes and drinking whiskey to help numb it instead.
So one day I rolled him up a fat jay, and after the first few hits he started coughing,
A second round of a few more hits the painful moanings had turned into giggling and laughter
A few more hits after that and he was lying down like the green gods were giving him a sacred massage ,and taking out this terrible pain from his body. I had forgotten how relaxed and calm he use to be.
Dad hadn’t eaten the whole week, but he was soon munching on everything and anything I could fine in the kitchen for him, to cook up.
The last few months I got to spend with dad was a happy one. Although he was still in pain , that pain was greatly reduced due to the medicinal effects of cannabis.
All I know is it could have been a hell of a lot darker if my dad had just stuck to tablets cigarettes and whiskey.

My dad had died of stomach cancer soon after. One day I walked into his bedroom and he wasent moving and breathing. I had hope he had one last spliff before he slept, so that I I know he had died peacefully in his sleep, and that he was stoned on his journey to heaven.

Because of this incident my knowledge and passion for growing had continued.
I had witness from first instance of how cannabis can help those that are suffering, and I really wanted to pursue this as a main goal in life.

But also being busy with life can also make you forget spending time with your loved ones. So Last month of April 2024, the recurrence of death again had occurred to a childhood friend of mine, which had sadly given me the opposite feeling this time.
I didn’t have any inspiration or motivation putting me off growing completely.
The atmosphere of death this time had made me lose all hope and interest in things, and I really didn’t have a care for anything in the world.
I came to my own conclusion, that my negative feelings was one of regret.
Regret for not spending the time I could have spent with Ryan. Like I did with my dad.

I had no energy in doing anything because of it. I couldn’t be bothered to carry on growing. Growing is done with love and care, and I didn’t have the feeling of these attributes within me to carry on my passion.
Instead I comforted Ryan’s family everyday and we spoke about him everyday.
After the funeral I decided to take a month abroad by myself, to escape for a bit. I didn’t want to show myself on LB, as dealing with customers and any issues would have made my mental state even worse.

I decided to come back on LB today, as iv had time with my thoughts, plus it’s summer and its positive, and things can only get better. I feel better. I shall carry on what I hold dear to me and why I started growing in first place

Thankyou for
Those
That have supported me and checking in on me. It is much appreciated !

Please spend time with those that you hold close, as you really don’t know what you got until it’s gone ❤️

Since joining this community, I have got into the habit of smoking three strains throughout the day (worktime/ pre-kids bedtime/ post-kids bedtime) - and why wouldn't I, after years of street dregs.

Lazydaze currently has three strains that complement each other very nicely, all working in a slightly different way to get you progressively more baked throughout the day, so thought I'd write a quick review.

His Super Silver Haze takes me right back to the Grasshopper circa '98, with its unmistakable aroma. The smoke is smooth and flavourful with its citrusy terps. It comes on after about 15 minutes, when I get a wobble in the frontal lobe with some tingling around the forehead and then, mmmmmm, a wave of relaxation passes through the grey matter. From then on, for the next couple of hours, it provides a happy, elevated high with the energy to take on whatever the day throws at you. Perfect.

Forbidden Fruit doesn't disappoint. The pungence of the purple/ dark green buds detracts from the reported fluffyness - it still grinds up nice and the smoke is pleasantly fruity (surprise, surprise). A clean, tingly, functional high that seems to eminate from the cerebellum awaits. The high mellows to a positive, long lasting stone that weighs more on the body than the Haze but not to a point where you are glued. Lovely bit of after work flower, for powering through the washing up and getting creative at tea time (living the dream).

The dark green Mint Choc Chip/ Emerald/ GDP buds look like they will do some damage and they smell like it too. There are a complexity of flavours within the smoke, its not Viennetta but a hint of mint choc is definately in there. The high comes on quite quickly and centres more around the temple, with a pleasant numbness forming between the eyes. It starts off mellow but you soon notice gravity seems to have been turned up a notch. Performance on CoD goes down markedly (from rubbish to aweful) but for some reason I care very little. A couple more and gravity has cranked up to 11. Next thing I know, I am waking up on the sofa at 0500 with the dog licking my face.

All the strains have clearly been cared for during cultivation and they've been cured to perfection. Looking down the scope, the buds are covered in trichomes formed out of pure organic goodness, just waiting to evaporate and travel around your vascular system.

Dealing with Lazydaze is a pleasure. Comms are always informative, helpful and timley, particularly when there have been issues (there was a klepto-postie incident before Christmas and then there was the great LB leap year shut down) - each time I have been handsomely compensated with additional weed, when really there was no need; gratefully accepted though, lol. Stealth is spot on nowadays too.

Lazydaze knows his product inside out and his green fingered farming genes are put to good use creating, what I am happy to describe as, some of the nicest bud I have ever had - and at that price, the best value too.

Keep up the good work, Lazydaze...

Introducing mint choc x Emerald og x granddaddy purple to the menu,
As well as some old school super silver haze.

As for the mint chocolate, the seeds are Californian but that’s the only American thing about. It’s grown in organic British mix European soil,’ using European organic nutrients crafted by English farmers.
If you guys still want to call it uk cali then be my guest, but I prefer to call it good weed.

As for the super silver haze, I haven’t had a citrus strain on my menu since I started on LB. So if I did have an option for a lemon strain it would have to be silver haze all the way baby!!!

Hope you guys enjoy

🍫 🍃 ☕️. 🍋 🍋