Happy Tuesday my fine friends,
Hoping this smoke report finds you all well and stoned today 🥳
So, can’t recall if I’ve had off lazydaze before. I’m getting old and forgetful.
Though if you’ve always done the “mummification” then I don’t think I have lol.
Props to this vendors communication, itsa dying art and no doubt hard to retain when vendors get Tesco big 😂
Had eye on that peach skittleZ, and seen in a post but took dealers Choice of zkittles mac and rs11….
Having been at work I happened to get a Ring doorbell notification of my special delivery, Mrs apex is out.
Screaming into the cracking app as my 3G signal barely hangs on I hear “ok to leave in conseveratory”
*connection lost*
I pace and reclaim 1 bar and screen back “yeeszzzss”
Success!!!!
Not long got home I rush to the parcel for the post work J and cuppa.
Lazydaze has other ideas, this shits wrapped like a fucker 😂😂😂
Suddenly a flash back, it’s
Mrs apex moaning voice in my head and droning on about how I maul cereal boxes open like a raccoon, 🦝.
Obviously I correct her “skunk dear”
But I channel that beast and make my way into the package. Sounds dramatic see pic and that’s only half the battle 😂 so order and see.
Anyway onto the bud.
Zkittles MAC first without a doubt, regular readers will know I’m partial to a skittles anything since RealD got me hooked 😂
Rolled a monster and settled into the smoking shed to escape a quick shower.
Shamelessly I doused an old rag with isopropyl alcohol and sparked it with my lighter flint hanging on by a thread.
First the smell hits me
Hair, yup dickhead lit such a beacon of fire in my shed id singed something.
But it was alight and burning well considering the size of flame I lit it with.
Taste for me is absolutely banging its got that skittles flavour you love but dead split with a prominent sour note, now I wrote it in leaning more savoury in a nice way.
Burned better than some labled ones I’ve had, even burn with nice light ash.
Strength seems high on this one, I’ve had a long day but it’s a rare one that makes me feel it for a moment.
Not too long though as I have to sort kids and food and return for pudding of RS11.
Just gonna start and say this is delicious example, really yummy and spot on for post meal joint. And again I’m nicely battered and doubt I’ll smoke any more 😂😂😂😂
And guys, I failed you or the joint defeated me, I finished the Joint down to the roach as I wanted it all and wasn’t too harsh.
This is rare again for me, even smoking pure joints I’ll usually chuck a few mm or so at bottom as gets hot for my old lungs.
Pic is maybe 55% packaging post skunk mauling
