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+11.2

by Lovethetrees

Favourite stoner movies?

Mines gotta be cheech and chong up in smoke and How high

+5.2

Nat00778

Friday
Harold and Kumar
Only fools and horses
American pies
Two and a half men
King of queens
Some are series but I like watching these when I’m stoned.

+5.2

Jester

Super Troopers!
and Pineapple Express :)

+4.2

DankShop 9.4/10

Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers, beers!
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts?

15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand.If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.

+4.2

medicatedmunchies122 10/10

harold and kumar
friday& the additions
Mac and devin go to high school

These are a few funny ones I think

+4.2

ColonelKilgore 9.8/10

Half Baked is tops for me.

+3.2

Nickyblaze247

Beat me to it...I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON! 🤣

ColonelKilgore 9.8/10

Time to watch it again 😂

+4.2

Rosspacopter

This is the end
Friday
Pineapple express
Up in smoke

+3.2

Thewizardofoz420 9.8/10

Its got to be Inbetweeners

+3.2

4eggs

Clerks 1 & 2

+3.2

B0W13

I'm not even supposed to be here today

+3.2

aero

Wiz and Snoop go to high school!

Ive watched a hundred times but a timeless classic

+3.2

Tomh777

Scary Movie 1 & 2

Rosspacopter

Thought of another couple

Eurotrip
Without a paddle

+2.2

Wambamthankyoumam1 9.8/10

Gotta be Cheech & Chong

'You can keep on knocking but you can't come in' piss funny

+2.2

menace404

Dude where’s my car
Pineapple Express

Think_different 10/10

The Big Lebowski

Lee5

The Road certainly had me reaching for a joint or 3,I know that. 🤯

1 post

+4 votes

by Lovethetrees

Favourite vendors on here

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1 post

+2 votes

on Supersmokess 9.2/10

Competition results!

Dam one ticket off 🤣🤣 better luck next time

on Supersmokess 9.2/10

Competition results!

Just thought I'd clarify what's going on I agreed to do the draw on supersmokes behalf.

Originally I was going to post a video of the draw.But I Didn't know how to do it safely apologies💚✌️
Here are the results
1st 14
2nd 11
Supersmokes will be issuing prizes so winners should get in touch accordingly Congratulations!!

Catdog85

No way!!!!!! Can't believe it... Happy days!!!!!

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Just message address thank you!

Nickyblaze247

Well done winners

Supersmokess 9.2/10

New comp incoming soon :)

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Awesome, big thanks to Mr wraith777 a upstanding guy who we trusted to do the wheel! winners please message me thank you!

wraith777

2 posts

+5 votes

on Supersmokess 9.2/10

NEW D9 VAPES, EXTRACTS, CARTS! Best Price for quality! GIVEAWAY ASWELL!

Number 20 please 9/3/2025 7:56am + 2 more

1 post

+1 votes

on Supersmokess 9.2/10

25x FREE 1ML D9 CARTS + True Terpenes SAMPLE

Don't mind if I do if I love it I'll deffo order more

+11

on Supersmokess 9.2/10

25x FREE 1ML D9 CARTS + True Terpenes SAMPLE

We are offering a free sample of our 1ml carts which features the same d9 we use in our vapes!

We are not selling fake d9 pens as the liquid in all our pens is certified delta-9 and these samples we give out will show this - anybody with high feedback hit us up let’s get the ball rolling!

Dankasitgets

Clear comms?

Cakes

Yes please have over 100 buys,hoping their s some left cheers

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

Cakes

Didn't see the postage part , would but skint at the moment

DiabloZ

I’ll take one if there still going

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

Whiz420 10/10

I'm down

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

Jd03

Count me in if I qualify, happy to test it💚

smokingyoda

Can do please I buy plenty of carts

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

Apexskunk2

You have my lung

Pedrobrocko

Yes happy to get involved thank you

Jacklee

Don't know if I qualify but I'll happily take part if I do? 😄

Mitchell82

I would be interested if I qualify that is.

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

Bubbakush88

I'm interested too.

Daz75

Count me in if any left!

king toast

i've been buying carts of lb for a year and a half now im happy to try and leave a review

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

ysic123456

I’ll order some flower and you can include for me to review

8uzdzk4o

definitely down to try, get through carts like a chimney so currently looking for more affordable vendor

Dankasitgets

Are they actually from the dispensary or are they bought them filled with California import distillate

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Yes brought and filled from USA imported delta9!

We don’t intend to rip off any people and also if there’s a vendor charging cheaper per pen let us know we will offer happily £10 a vape on 50+ and we have a large variety 👊

Youngboy

Count me in, please :) How do I get one as I use alot of vapes

biggysmallsisback

sure, longtime cart smoker and honest reviewer happy to try it out!

Supersmokess 9.2/10

Send drop address in PMs thank you sir! 🙏

Zigbull!

Would love one if there’s one going? 👌👍

2 posts

+4 votes

on dr.distillate 9.8/10

Where are the 50/50 distillate/shatter carts?

Amazing + 2 more

on dr.distillate 9.8/10

Where are the 50/50 distillate/shatter carts?

Are they coming back? I only managed to order one distillate/shatter and then they disappeared. Best cart I ever found on LB by a mile. And sweeeeet tracked 24hr no sig next day service too.

But they’re gone. I’ve been waiting for many weeks now. I only got to do one order, it blew my fuckin head off, then you take those beautiful carts away forever. Why would you do that? Why? 🥺

I tried your distillate/resin carts instead and they are very good but those shatter ones…oh man please bring em back…🥺🙏🏻

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+2 votes

on DELTA-9 DISTILLATE (Syringes) 8.7/10

⭐️ D9 Giveaway - 5 Winners

Omg yesss please 🙏

1 post

+2 votes

on Dr Cala 9.6/10

"Exclusive Giveaway: 1g Hash + 1g Bud for the First 5 Lucky LB Members!"

Blessed up

+6.2

on Dr Cala 9.6/10

"Exclusive Giveaway: 1g Hash + 1g Bud for the First 5 Lucky LB Members!"

"Calling all cannabis connoisseurs and aspiring comedians! Be the high-llarious star of the show and grab your chance to win 1g of Hash and 1g of Bud in our exclusive giveaway! It's like getting your own personal comedy club delivered to your doorstep. We're searching for the wittiest, most pun-tastic comments to tickle our funny bones. Don't be shy—show us your comedic genius and secure your spot among the first 10 LB members to comment on this thread. Get ready to roll with laughter and cannabis, because this giveaway is no joke! Share your humor and win big!"

+10

Stusleeper20vt

Two Hippies are walking down a railroad track stoned. One Hippie says "This is a really long fucking staircase!" The other Hippie says, "I don't mind the stairs; it's this low fucking handrail that's killing me."

Mamadadah18

Phahha funny that one!

+8.2

Shroom Of The Loom 9.7/10

Thats a picture of my Junior H draw with a .png put over it. Jesus Christ...

Don't fall for this bollocks...

SOTL

DeadRabb1t

They mirror imaged the picture too if you put the two side by said it would be like some sort of hash Mandela diagram (think those are right words in correct order)

Good spot 👍🙌

Essemcee

Does the vendor have a response to this?
This is going to put people off as using others images scream exit scam to me.
Why can't you use pictures of your actual product?.

Catsbananas

Just an impartial observer but I can see a few differences… just saying.

Shroom Of The Loom 9.7/10

I'm not sure what you mean here, but I'm 100 percent sure thats my image. He has slightly edited it, mirrored the image so it doesn't look bang on the same but it is indeed a copy of my image. Reported to cleanup anyways so he won't be around for long.

SOTL

Catsbananas

What’s difficult to understand? Just an impartial observer but I can see a few differences, is all I’m saying! Just playing Devils Advocate.

Shroom Of The Loom 9.7/10

Because he edited it mate... thats why there's a few differences. Anyone can edit a photo, and call it their own. Anyone with their head attached properly can see the similarity between the two.

SOTL

Catsbananas

Touché. Can’t work out why I asked “What is difficult to understand?”Obtuse/defensive frame of mind at the time, for some reason!
IF genuine seller with photo editing capabilities then they must have the product and a phone surely, so why not just take their own picture? All very odd.

MightyRux

What do you call a stoner with two spliffs? Double-jointed.

tomatoalec

Why did the baker’s fingers smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.

Mamadadah18

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time there would be world peace for at least two hours..
followed by a global food shortage xx

cloudeater77

A few years back we had a functioning Cannabis club in the area and I met a very well-padded young woman there.

We went back to her place and ended up drinking the best part of a bottle of vodka.

One thing led to another and we ended up in the bedroom. We had a bit of a play and eventually I summoned up the courage to do the deed.

So I clambered on top and started hammering away, but she couldn't help but notice the pained and anguished look on my face. Suddenly, her mood turned on a dime,

"It's me, isn't it? You think I'm fat, ugly and disgusting and you can't bear the sight of me, can you?"

"No, don't be daft!" I replied, still wincing - "but I think your light bulb's burning my arse!"

Cr0w

good ole chubby brown classics

Mamadadah18

Haha lol I like that

xanda4100

Why do duck have feathers on there tails?

To cover there butt quacks!

greenladle

I was bunning some sweet cherry pie,
That shit's fire I'm not gonna lie,
So smooth I don't choke,
As I puff every toke,
Blasting to space, fuck me I'm so high

SadHomie

Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because it was a zebra crossing 🤦‍♂️

Cr0w

Stoner walks into a bar .. Ouch!..

Blazin_Esx

Why did the stoner cross the road?

He forgot, because short term memory loss.

angaxiLB

I used to smoke everyday but recently I had to take a break because my friends we're telling me that I was getting paranoid.
Well, I mean, they weren't telling me, but I Know they were thinking it.

Cheers Dr C

SeemsSus

🚩🕵️‍♂️ something not right about this sellers account. He has copied alot of stuff from other sellers in his listings and descriptions

Doobiee

I think most of the write up is from DR Green thumb. I see sotl had commented aswell saying this is dodgy. I think cleanup borg needs to sort this.

dr green thumb 9.8/10

Mate this has got fuck all to do with DR GREEN THUMB , why on earth would I want to copy SOTLs pictures and use them for our own , it's probably JJ who has got fuck all to do with DR GREEN THUMB anymore

+4.2

Shroom Of The Loom 9.7/10

DGT has since messaged me explaining the situation in detail. I'm 99% sure it is jj5637901, who DGT not long just fucked off... Same descriptions and policy jj5637901 was using. DGT is a massive vendor and has 0 reason to copy our pictures. Big up for messaging us mate and letting us know what was going on, massive respect. 💯

I'm messaging the borgs with this page, personally. Not something I need knocking about, someone else using my pictures...

SOTL

Doobiee

Hey man I wasn't saying this has anything to do with you! I was saying it looks like he copied you're page not that they had any affiliation to you're self sorry.

Coltman88

Why did the condom cross the road? Because it got pissed off.

Apologies it's not weed related but it always gets me.

dashing 10/10

I used to smoke weed….I still do, but I also used to.

Good luck to the biggas and happy vending.

bevbevan1

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says ‘hey you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants’
The pirate says ‘arr I know it’s driving me nuts’

Mamadadah18

Haha quality. Chuckles!!

Lost-odins-eye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?……
Because it was dead.

Randomiser

Once upon a time on LittleBiggy's scene,
Dr. Cala, a new vendor, was quite keen.
Their buds, hash, and edibles were all the rage, So potent they could bring down the page.

One day, a customer named Fred came along, Seeking a high that would be oh so strong.
He ordered a batch of Dr. Cala's finest stash, smoked it all through, straight up white ash.

Excitedly, Fred unwrapped another package with glee, Unaware of the potency that was soon to be.
He rolled up a joint, took a mighty puff,
And suddenly found his brain turned to fluff.

In his heightened state, Fred craved some munch, So he reached for Dr. Cala's special edible brunch.
Little did he know, it was a triple filtered surprise, Sending him on a journey beyond the skies.

As he devoured the treats with delight,
Time warped and twisted, oh, what a sight!
The walls melted like colorful goo,
And Fred's laughter echoed through and through.

When the haze finally cleared in the end, Fred realized he had been on a magical bend.

So remember, dear friends, when you seek a thrill,
Find Dr. Cala on LittleBiggy's hill.
But beware, their offerings are not for the weak,
Prepare for a journey you'll remember, so to speak!

Incubus420

Well done chatgpt

Barussss1

What did the Slice of bread say to the toaster??
I want to be inside u

Bouncer

A carrot a cabbage and a lettuce walk into a bar and the barman says sorry we don't serve food here

Barussss1

Looks 👍

1 post

+1 votes

on White Runtz 1ml Vape 8.7/10

Stealth vape 2.0 *GIVEAWAY*

Karl Pilkington

+20

on White Runtz 1ml Vape 8.7/10

Stealth vape 2.0 *GIVEAWAY*

Really happy the feedback has been positive on the new vapes.
Had some really good interactions with a recent giveaway so have decided it’s my stealthy baby’s time to shine.
I love all the creative competitions going on at the moment but I’ll keep it simple. Reply with the name of your favourite forgotten footballer (I’ll accept celebs if you’re not a footy fan)
Draw will take place via random.org on Sunday night 03.12 at 8pm.

Minty

George best😉

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Never forgotten 🥰
Number 2

BBDoom

Davie Cooper
not a football fan but my dad was and he took me to the games and we went to Davie Coopers testimonial.

JimPanzee

Legend.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 1.
Bonus points for making me google him 😂

Apexskunk2

Harambe!

Brb signing onto next account for another go 😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

A footballer? A celebrity? A legend.
Facts. Sadly missed and as we all know it’s all gone completely to shit since his death.
Rest in power big guy.
Number 15

tnicho

Kenny Dalglish ,legend

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Oh man, imagine a team with dalglish & souness today.
Number 11

Thweeodem

Michael owen

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

My god the pace and excitement of young Owen made me think England would start winning World Cup knock out games again.
Also underrated as a pundit and no doubt a decent guy too.
Number 13

TheDazzler

Bet you have this on your Santa’s list

Shananda

Ian Rush

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Top tier for the Tash alone!
Number 33

Blazin_Esx

If we're talking best players then Dennis Bergkamp. As for forgotten players I'd have to go with Michael Thomas, I'll never forget him, but he was responsible for the greatest end to a season there will ever be and he's not exactly a household name.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Thomas has his place in history it took until AGUEEEEERO for anyone to come close.
Number 18

Redcowie81

Robbie fowler 💯👌🔥

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 51

Stillsmoking

Stokie so its gotta be Stanley Matthew's. Cant forget about Gordon banks though

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Matthews is one I wish I’d seen. No way there’s that much hype if it’s not justified 🙏🏻
Number 10

JimPanzee

Dave Mackay, a legend at Heart Of Midlothian and Tottenham Hotspur.

Also Drew Busby played for Heart Of Midlothian FC.
RIP.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Mackay was an absolute legend. A name that deserves to be remembered forever!
Number 9.

JimPanzee

I've had the pleasure of being in Dave's company and listening to some of his stories, what a guy he is, and as you say "a legend and a name that deserves to be remembered forever" RIP ❤️❤️

Asaddd

Eric Cantona!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s one knobhead in Croydon that will never forget the king!
Not sure I feel the same about his music though!
Number 5

cheeching

Never saw him play, but read the book about him, amazing read…..Robin Friday…Reading FC…..from what I read could have been up there with best of them but for his demons……massively recommend reading the book, specially if you are a football fan….

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Heard the name a lot, this is deffo worth a look. This passage alone jumps out “ Following a number of incidents, on and off the field—including kicking Mark Lawrenson in the face mid-game ” I think we’ve all fancied that before.
Number 3.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Congrats CLEARH20.
Winner with number 45.
Thank you so much everyone for all your blasts from the past!!
I’ll run another comp next week as this has been so much fun.
Next time I’ll keep
It within prove it borgs rules 🙏🏻

2nani

Peter shamichael ( please excuse the spelling)

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Frog splash 🐸
Number 41

Mitchell82

Got to be Gaza. Paul Gascoigne what a player

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Not a single word of argument from me. Iconic.
Number 40

GoddessA

Basically anyone mentioned in Ant and Decs long forgotten song ‘We’re on the ball’ 😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Nailed it. You should be a sky sports pundit 😂
Number 37

Ziggydcat

Ravanelli ✌️

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Back when foreign talent was genuinely exciting. Imagine being so good you made Middlesbrough glamorous!
Number 34

Spacedhopper

Got to be Terry butcher !! That bandaged head!! Lol

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’ll start going all ‘old man’ and ‘not like it used to be’ if we start talking about that big beautiful bastard.
Number 22

Johnnyh2

Nobby stiles

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

A legend for the dance moves alone!
Number 16

Lost_odins-Eye

It’s a toss up between Dennis Irwin and David Ginola 😂😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

If you settle on Ginola I’ll fix it for you to win.
That man did things to me in the 90’s that still confuse me now 🥰The fact that he’s become a meditation and wellness guru on some sort of French commune just makes me love him more. I’m sure he lurks LB looking for smoke 😂
Number 4

Lost_odins-Eye

😂😂😂 genuinely had me laughing out aloud.

The guy had men having the cleanest hair for a while!

Bring back Ginola 😂😂

Ethicallyliving

Duncan Edwards

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Never forget the big man. What a sad story.
Number 6

Smackpatch

Morten Gamst Pedersen.

The streets will never forget.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

The streets 😂😂😂
That’s a classic name. Right up there with zoltan Gera.
Number 7

diesel

Garrincha

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Google returns this gem:
Off the pitch, Garrincha partied as hard as he played. He is said to have lost his virginity aged 12, to a goat. Later he drove over his father while drunk.
Say no more 🤐
Number 8

Dimtod

For any geordies. Super Mac.
Malcolm Macdonald.

Jheezejames

Michael Owen

Dimtod

Nobby Stiles.

ZoonLess

Frank ribery

Mossy290815

Paolo Di Canio

Stusleeper20vt

Yang molby

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Just a reminder due to the intervention of ‘prove-it’ Borg the result of todays draw will be decided by the score of the first batsman dismissed in the West Indies v England cricket match starting at 13:30 GMT.
England win the toss and bat first so keep your eyes peeled on the first wicket down and your number in the draw.
If by some miracle the score goes beyond our final entrant we’ll go back around.

Storz and Mickel

Peter Schmeichel

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 77

Jimjano

Santi Corzola

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 76

Backwoods1999

Jimmy savile

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Oof
Number 74

beskps

John Flanagan (Scouse Cafu)

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 75

wizardly44

Darren Fletcher

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 73

CipherDivine

Johnny Ekstrom, that guy could hit ‘em! Always remember him from European ties in the mid 80’s for Gothenburg. Used to always be him in the playground!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 72 👍🏻

444strawberry

For me, it's gotta be Wayne Rooney. Ever since I found out we're slightly related, his games connect with me so much more. Legend.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 72

V0ices420

Robin Friday

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 71

whodrew

Lee chapman!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Number 70

Kiloking

David ginola

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Perfect number for a perfect specimen.
Number 69

bulletpr00f

dado prso

XD :D ;_;

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

rimmy_h

dave mackay

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Bally7979

George Best what a player coming from a Arsenal fan.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

joash123

I'll go with "Juninho" Pernambucano, the lad could hit a freekick

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

granolagreens

idk about forgotten, more so underrated but… david villa 🫡

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Borin1

Ronny Rosenthal

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Borin1

Ronny Rosenthal ledge

Titusduxus

Neil “razor” Ruddock

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Asclepius

Ronaldo Nazário and Ronaldinho were popular in the mid 2000s and I used to collect stickers and exchange them with my class mates. I miss those times

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

lisachapman

Tony Hibbert 👍

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Ooh, haven’t thought about him for a while. Proper club legend.
Number 60

Gid101

Emile Heskey. Legend of the game. The only man who can hit the bar at point blank range in front of an open goal. Legend.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Be fair though, no one plays ‘big man’ in the big man/little man formation we used to be obsessed with like Emile.
Number 59

Highlife002

Julian Dicks ,monster

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Pretty goood at golf too!!!
Number 58

Hellfighter

Kevin Keegan! 🤣

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I can’t believe it took us so long to get to king kev 😎
Number 55

kempy

Harry Maguire

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

The man’s a walking talking meme!
Number 56

Pomples25

Got to be Andy Gray!!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Not sure where he is on the controversy scale these days!
Number 57

Buggy P

Anderson #8 for united when they won the ucl in 2008.
Loved his attitude, sort of made me love Fergie even more playing him so much even tho he was a joker 😁

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Don’t remember a lot about him if I’m honest!!!
Number 52

Want1

Not a footy fan but this man can kick a ball, well an oval one anyway...

Jonny Wilkinson

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’m the same with that sport but that man transcended rugby. Everyone knew about Johnny.
Number 53

ImConzor

javier pastore for sure, appreciate the giveaway!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’d forgotten all about him to be honest. Seems he made an early start in the Middle East.
Number 54

chabuddy

Carlos Valderrama ⚽️

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Fabulous locks.
Number 47

cjg88

Tony Yeboah

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Yenoooooaaaaaah
Number 50

cjg88

😀 remembered for 2 almost identical screamers 👏👏👏

ManLikeStretch

Luis Figo

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Getting pelted with pigs heads is quite the compliment in some places!
48

lucasfenix

Lee Hendrie. Bossed the midfield for Villa when I was growing up. He wasn't the greatest player but very memorable. 1 England cap!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Seemed like an alright guy too. Hope I’m not misremembering.
Number 49

Dripples

Stevie G⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I was hoping for big things from him as a manager!
Number 46

TheSpecialTwo

I forgot. Hugo Sanchez. 38goals in one season in Madrid. ALL of them after first touch. Unbelievable.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

What a highlight reel. Thanks for that. I didn’t know much about him and for a second was expecting jorge campos and his mental kits.

TheSpecialTwo

Royston Drenthe

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

The next big thing apparently. Never even eclipsed Royston Vasey.
Number 44

ClearH20

Chris waddle👍

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s a parallel universe somewhere that hoddle and waddle are bigger pop stars than the Beatles and I bet there’s less war there!
Number 45

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Hey dude:
Phil Salt - out for 45.
You’re our winner.
Message me your address and I’ll get the vape out to you asap.
Congrats.

ClearH20

Thanks Rocketdogronnie
much appreciated mate
I’m so happy 😀 me and waddle won 🏆
👍I might get a mullet

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Might?
Do it you coward!!!!

ClearH20

Looking for the scissors ✂️

Boooba

I'm not really a football fan, but my favorite actor is Peter Capaldi. Many thanks for the giveaway. Good luck to all!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

No one, and I mean no one can insult someone like Malcolm tucker. Honestly it’s Shakespearean.
Number 43

Donnie314

Roberto Baggio - football Italia was banging growing up!!!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I bought an Italy shirt because of baggio and our inability to qualify for ‘94.
Lotta love for that man.
Number 42

proof borg

please post a url for the stream of the draw, contact us if you need help.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

https://www.random.org/

Draw to be done Sunday 3rd December at 8pm gmt with a time stamped screenshot to authenticate.

proof borg

screenshots are not sufficient, sorry. we have sent you an example of a stream

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

No idea how to do this I’m afraid.
So how about this-
Number now corresponds to the total runs scored by the opening batter in West Indies v England this Sunday (dec 3) at 13:30. In the event of a duck (0) the next batters score will Be taken.
I.e England bat first, England’s no1 scores 42 runs. Number 42 wins.
Easier? No. Able to fix it? Also no.

Tonic

Showing my age but how about Carlos Valderrama - best hairdo in football

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Not at all, an outstanding choice!
Number 39

Redturtle4

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Ooh, buffy. Probably top 5, somewhere after David Ginola, when it comes to my 90’s crushes 😂
Number 38

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Head like a fucking orange but I could eat a knob at night.
Number 36

Tomh7

Djibril Cisse

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I’m sure you mean Lord of the Manor of Frodsham 😂
Number 35

Whiz420 10/10

Haven't cared about football for about 15 years now but, Wayne Rooney!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I hear that! Nothing compares to how young rooney blew up the scene!
Number 32

Punkjunkie04

Darren Anderton!

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

There’s not a day goes by that I don’t think about what could’ve been for sicknote and his giant chin 🥰
Number 31

Punkjunkie04

Hahaha sicknote!! Those glory days with Ian Walker and his giant curtains in goal..!

B0W13

Titus Bramble

👊🏻

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Honestly underrated, always good for a high profile mistake but generally sold as.
Number 30

B0W13

Very diplomatic of you but i was just trying to think of the funniest answer, id say he was underated too to be fair, but not by much 😂

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I used to be a goalkeeper so know how 89 minutes worth of hard work can disappear in a second while you’re thinking about what to have for dinner instead of coming for a cross. I had a soft spot for the big lad at the point it went from funny to downright painful!

B0W13

Oh im sure he was caught thinking about dinner more than once!

eybic

Kerry Dixon

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Classic name I haven’t heard for a while!!!!
Number 29

Ste1982

Brett Angell, a Stockport hero! Got one of his shirts as well.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

I know exactly zero about him but that’s a power name for sure! Number 28

Bitterlemon

Ronnie Jepson or Peter Beardsley

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Poor old Beardsley can’t be separated from the athletico mince version for me! Poached eggs and puffa jackets.
Number 27

pidge

Old big 'ead. 251 league goals in 274 matches with two England caps. Form is temporary. Then 2 European cups back to back. Class is permanent.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't on that particular job.
Number 26

Zeggybear

The rock

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Gotta be worth it for ballers alone!
Number 23

5ivestarsbb

drogba

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

A man who would’ve made it in any era, absolute beast.
Number 24

5ivestarsbb

drogba

BusyBeats

Dalian Atkinson was a legend for Villa RIP

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Yeah that’s another sad one. A real force of nature in his prime. Number 25

Redcowie81

Hristo stoichkov💯🔥🔥

+1.2

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Man. Do you remember how good that Bulgaria team was? 🫶🏻
Number 20

Eaststu

Batistuta - the sight of him flying though the air with his long flowing locks. A sight to behold!
Loved Sunday afternoons lying hungover and stoned watching the Italian football on Channel 4. Good times.

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

That baggy purple shirt and the rockets in his boots. Superb.
Made James Richardson look up from his espresso with doe eyes
Number 21

her9o874

Roger Osborne

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Bit of a blind spot for me. I’ll have to have a google!
Number 19

her9o874

What I like about him, is he's something of a "journeyman" and scored a crucial goal for his local team.

Solid, nothing flashy, but dependable. And his reward was that one, winning goal.

And he continued his career in the grassroots of the game and comes across as just a really nice guy, a decent human being.

TheDazzler

Jimmy “Jinky” Johnstone

The 2nd best footballer to grace the green green grass of Glasgow and a European cup winner 🏆

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

And not just any European cup. Lisbon lions.
I love the nickname ‘kinky’ because a quick google of his picture and I can almost see his hips in action. Quality.
Number 14

TheDazzler

1st being the king of kings Henrick Larson.

Purchased for £650K by Celtic.

Can’t think of a better bang for buck player.

Wonder what he would be worth in todays transfer market 🤔

Redcowie81

Robbie fowler 💯👌🔥

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Top bloke as well if I remember correctly. Standing by the dockers was a class act. I think he got into more trouble for that than snorting the white line in celebration 🍾
Number 12

Milkybrkid

Dennis Bergkamp 💯

Rocketdogronnie 9.7/10

Begrudging agreement with old bevis!!!
The touch for the legendary goal against Newcastle will never be repeated!
Number 17

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TGT 2024 Xmas Cut Offs and Massive GIVEAWAY

$51,211 Merry Christmas

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on THESPACEMEN 9.7/10

$400 CHRISTMAS COMPETITION!

My guess is 2069 good luck merry Christmas

+92.8

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$400 CHRISTMAS COMPETITION!

Hi guys, we wanted to say a big thank you for giving us such a warm welcome to the community and decided what better time than now with Christmas round the corner!

We've decided to keep it nice and simple for our first comp to avoid any issues with proof borg.

Whoever guesses the closest to the ETH price in $ on 15th December at 13:00 wins $400 worth of in store credit. Entry's close on December 13th at 13:00. Please note that of the $400, $200 is to be spent on our shroom product line and the other $200 on our green product line. Hope I haven't missed any details, GOOD LUCK!
The Space Men

+9.5

HughPhug

I have no idea what this means so merry Christmas init

her9o874

Twelvety.

fingers crossed...

:)

B0W13

😂 Great Guess i hope you win 🤞🏻

her9o874

Heh!

I wasn't sure if anyone would get it: a combination of age and good gear, makes all my cultural references seem like yesterday, but this was LAST CENTURY!

B0W13

Time for a rewatch i think.

BBDoom

$2,471
Many thanks and Merry Christmas.👊