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hootan
joined jan 2020
100+ sales 1% disputed
manifesto
Topshelf flavor chaser.

All disputes dealt with on a case to case basis.

No nonsense. 50% reship policy.

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1365 reviews
9.4/10  100+ sales  1% disputed
23.1% of current orders disputed
115 topics on hootan
patpat
by  patpat
He won't reship. Just ghosts
reships
weazytime
by  weazytime
SCAM!!! AVOID HOOTAN!!! SAVE YOURSELF THE HASSLE!!!
We're back
curmudgeon
Why off the board
MASSIVE HASH SALE -
SALE ON GOBSTOPPERS
shippping from the EU and UK
now also shipping from the UK again
new menu hash + flower coming up
rosin
bank holiday 6/1/2022
new years eve
josesao1
by  josesao1
Avoid at all costs
uk.kingdom
This guy is a selective scammer
PieBoy
by  PieBoy
Very Disappointing
7g option now available on flowers
PieBoy
by  PieBoy
Too good to miss
last week for the ounce deal. (15/10/2021)
Chaky
by  Chaky
Avoid hootan
filtered hash 17/9
200$ ounces from monday
Public Service Announcement 04/08
7g hash option now available
Moroccan Dry Blonde (Indica)
1/10
Chuie
by  Chuie
I raised a dispute with Hootan.
2 months - No Dice
OG Kush Hash Review
Laurastur1
Never receive order of chocolate orange from May
Warning to others
Come On Hootan
slobber00
by  slobber00
Hootan is the man
spanish bank holiday
oasis
by  oasis
don't accept 50% refunds
hash orders
special offer on hash ounces until friday 5th
super lemon haze restock
60$ off rainbowchip ounces until monday morning
200$ ounces on hash all day and night friday. 20/11. early black friday.
new hash deals up
Gelato 41 just dropped
Wake n bake
New item!
Barcelona
Gelatooo
NDD
PSA
up and coming like im fucking in an elevator
2 new ones (dutch import)
what do you guys want to see next?
Orders
Mobbudz
by  Mobbudz
Super Lemon Hz
Peppermint
Any chance of some diamonds 'n' sauce in the near future? The last ones I had off you were an absolute delight black ch…
ndd now available
Leeroy
by  Leeroy
headbanger og brother ?
heads up
im back
Amin2k4
by  Amin2k4
Next drop?
1/10
Stock
9128adam
by  9128adam
10/10
new drop (02/07)
1431980
by  1431980
What a F ing menu!
new drop 30/06
Another drop
Notice
New flavors
concentrate restock
Gravity20
by  Gravity20
Hootan's Jaffabone Review!
scratching my head
New Flowers
dropped a new one
TheCowboy
by  TheCowboy
Hootan's Ice Cream Cake!
New strain - limited
New Strain (10/06)
How to smoke the wax?
RAFFLE WINNER
PSA
Gravity20
by  Gravity20
Hootan's Chocolate Orange Review
RAFFLE LAST DAY (31/5)
RAFFLE - LAST WEEK TO ENTER (26/5)
RAFFLE
zkittlez for breakfast
Smee
by  Smee
Cheers to Hootan
Many thanks to a legend!
RAFFLE - MAY
Gravity20
by  Gravity20
Hootan's Cookie Dawg Review!
MORE WAX AND 1000MG THC SYRUP
Gravity20
by  Gravity20
Chocolate Orange
New Menu
Feck99
by  Feck99
Thc %??
updated the menu
3PM CUT OFF FOR NDD TODAY (07/05)
concentrates drop
RAFFLE WINNER
RAFFLE ANNOUNCED AT 10PM TONIGHT!
OOS
3g cali mix ups!
ORDERS
Snag699
by  Snag699
Fire menu!
NEW ITEMS & NDD OPTION NOW ADDED
busy in the kitchen - new concentrates coming soon
last reload of diamonds in terp sauce
orange cookies now available
hesh
by  hesh10/10
Top bloke!
Happy 420 Biggas
new flavor
UP TO DATE
ORDERS - BANK HOLIDAY
EASTER SPECIAL
anonymous buyer
thanks and low stock!
New strain!
concentrates
158 posts by hootan
pinned
Mystic11
on  Mystic11
Drug driving. Has anyone been caught?
murine are the best eye drops in the game
Calling out YNM for scamming
If YNM doesnt respond, you will win the dispute 100%
{rap}
on  {rap}
Best Rap Show You've Ever Been To?
awesome read
Sellers and Buyers - What do you consider a good response time to messages?
i respond when and as i see the message. i dont see the point in stalling as it needs to be answered eventually anyway. no point leaving it until the …
Laban987
on  Laban987
any danish sellers?
im not from denmark, im shipping from spain and I send all over scandonavia. check me out
Ms patient
Uk to Ireland seizure rates
im sending from spain and 95% are landing.
{rap}
on  {rap}
Brooklyn Drill - Refined in the UK
rip pop smoke
Adired
on  Adired
Hash recommendations!!
i have 200$ ounces on my page. shipped from spain though
Taking a THC cart though customs UK to Ibiza
they def know what carts are in dubai. they were turning mine upside down so see how quickly the liquid ran. luckily it was just a normal vape. check…
Sully100
on  Sully100
Is it me or some of the bud just ain’t as good as the name or what
skywalker is an earthy gassy bud tho
Hash Rosin
ive got that bro
Cali weed vs Dutch and Spanish weed... is it all clever marketing
its still illegal to grow weed in holland. they have to learn the plant in secret making it so much harder. also they grow recreational weed.. which i… + 3 more
NinaNugget
Best EU sellers December 2021
me
This looks militant!
its fire !
Andy194
on  Andy194
Budget hash
mines
dont sleep, fuckin fire !!
started topic
monkfish
on  monkfish
Fake shatter
ill be addingly freshly pressed rosin this week shatter/BHO is out of date, even though its still enjoyed
pinned
JD_FUNK
on  JD_FUNK
Plant growth regulators (PGR) are used by profit-hungry growers and the result is a cheap, medicinally reduced, cancer-r…
you can usually tell PGR by the way the bud forms... 0 leaf and look likes its been shaved, lol.
back again!
started topic
I know where my next holiday will be...
yes 1996 they legalized medical marijuana + 2 more
TWF
on  TWF
Charas
i can get good charas but it isnt cheap
Can anyone please tell me what Transaxe is going on about
it isnt their fault. the scammer set up a fake page to minic theirs. the message to change was never sent from transaxe + 3 more
Looking a big order before christmas
greenfinger
dont sleep on this
started topic
another banger
started topic
hank
on  hank
any organic buds?
my NL
Top vendor
he only ordered today but it defo is
pinned
nicpap79
on  nicpap79
Shipping to Greece
around 9 days + 2 more
Any more info please
spain + 2 more
Jackdoyle
on  Jackdoyle
Irish members
still got 50 days here!
Attention Irish Stoners
yes i have great success from spain to ireland. even more so now than before.
F****k this looks nice!!!
hey dude. nice orangey/hashy floral smell. easy to work with, more on the dryer side, doesnt need heat, will work well with just your fingers as its v…
NinaNugget
Sellers in Ireland, please stand up
please inbox so i can resolve this with you.
schatzycri
Best hash available for international shipping?
mine :)
“Came to find a few seeds in it” What a load of bull
hesh is a G
delivery time to Austria/Hungary
i ship from spain to both countries
Gelato
started topic + 2 more
Sending to Austria
i send to austria
to the sellers that stayed online during the blockchain meltdown: STRONGER
thank you, we never doubted the LB admins for a moment over here.
Omega554
on  Omega554
Dust/Shake
ive got an oz of shake. its of every strain ive had. will let it go for for 110$ + 2 more
Is that blue? Or just the camera? Or am I just too high;)
ello. its not blue. bright green like cheese used to come. picture taken with flash + 2 more
No orders will be accepted from anyone anonymously.
sometimes its due to people not being logged in.
Not happy with vendors on LB!
rebeltactics said vendors dont deliver to where he is, and inasked where he is + 2 more
Herbivore
on  Herbivore
Why is Hash so expensive these days?
i sell good cheap hash
{cannabis}
Dabbing: Banger Question
less heat would mean more flavor though
Mixing with E-Juice for a Vape and E-Cig
yes it cam be youll need to adap terpenes or get a dewaxer to make it a bit more liquified for the cart
{cannabis}
Dab pen
look at the puffco plus or the puffco peak. both top leading market products.
Review?
first orders went out today, will be a minute until a review is up!
Jcb8085
on  Jcb8085
Seller disappeared
you didnt log in when you ordered. your item has been sent, as im up to date on all orders
Shipping
Hey bro. They were landing in 5 days in November, I assume its down to Christmas and a little bit of covid. I will look into other shipping options fo…
carverr
on  carverr
2 fag bong mix & hot knives.
dope tat
lufa
on  lufa
Top shelf middle tier not worth anything
im dropping more gelato and a new one soon. grows come down today.
carverr
on  carverr
Miracle Alien Cookies (Capulator)
mac 1 from barcelona. unrealllllll
More pictures
hey there. indica based blonde hash straight from morocco. cold press so its kept a lot of its hash profile and potency. ill restock later this week…
"...2.23g received (ordered 2g)!!"
i always do a couple points over just to make sure!
New UK vendor
this is one of my boys bro. i can vouch for him. + 2 more
Ordered whilst logged out... again
i wouldnt worry. we always pack and send anonymous orders too, so im sure whoever you ordered from has already shipped your package out. at the least,… + 2 more
Tech query - stock control
it doesnt work unfortunately
mmc0991
on  mmc0991
Give BCA a break?
free my brothers BCA!
sensiman
on  sensiman
Let's make Littlebiggy even better! 10/10 reviews....
good question + 2 more
SKYWALKER OG (Limited)
challenge accepted
Jr963
on  Jr963
Thc lean
sometimes i come by the team 10 protenazine. ill keep an eye out for you
markcass
on  markcass
timezone here
its an hour behind. he will see it as 8:30 too. anyway its not like you called him and woke him up lmao.
cant wait for this to land tomorrw
looks nice
Chink1888
on  Chink1888
Weed
yes my page
Way toooo expensive....
crazy prices....
Changing bitcoin into cash
i usually sell to a friend or someone wanting to buy to avoid fees.
Solventless or not?
the rosin was. this is BHO
pitchforks at the ready
erm ok.. lol.. youre a bit odd in your assumptions but each to their own buddy + 2 more
Transaxe help!??
it says settings at the top of the page when you open transaxe + 3 more
Is this genuine import?
theyre not spelled wrong. the name of extractor is Co-Nect lol. co_nectextracts on inst. and not import. extracted here in the UK
PISSED OFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!
ive got the algorithm down to a T. just keep going, thats all i can say
digitHall
on  digitHall
Out of Dust&Shake
greenfinger has it
TGT & Hootan!
youre welcome
skunk76
on  skunk76
Anyone else didn't receive their NDD ?
yes ive had 12 go missing at once on the same day + 2 more
payments on hold
not until a few good months have gone by and youve built up your reputation. it took me 3 months to get mine reduced to 12 days.
Feels expensive
people will say anything nowadays. i told myself i wouldn't get too involved in the politics this time round. those who buy from me know what they ge… + 8 more
Harveyd
on  Harveyd
Who is your Top 3 vendors
my guy
Archimedes
Disappearing orders
you probably werent logged in when you ordered
Theswami
on  Theswami
Mushrooms
gillybop has some good golden teachers. tried and tested.
sensiman
on  sensiman
Hootan's Jaffabone
it wasnt sent out like that either.... think its the camera lighting or a filter maybe. i wouldnt send anything out with that coloring.
Zkittlez
started topic
afc89green
Hootans glistening Sapphire Review
ty
Cjm.123456
Where has all the hash gone?...
theres a hash drought world wide
£370 a OZ with that much stems sad days for LB
youve never tried my weed or bought my weed though to comment on quality. i actually repriced because i didnt think it was acceptable to price dawg th… + 6 more
Nominate this item for termination.
didnt see you do this for those fake edibles you bought + 2 more
Jonnyutah
on  Jonnyutah
Dedicated wax/shatter/crumble etc. Vape recommendations
puffco peak my man! cant go wrong
Idiot said it was .1 under what a joke.
some people ey..
UK Mail Megathread
All mine have been arriving within 3 days that I've sent out, it is purely on where you are based. I'm in a major city, so it's likely that they have …
Hootans Sapphire Scout Review
i only see 1 person claiming to have bought it on this thread, the other 2 are commenting on the picture. over 30 people have bought it, it just hasnt… + 2 more
Saphires For Eyeballs!
she's back on + 2 more
Cali hate
agreed. noone spits shit out when you wanna spend 100£+ on a fine wine. theres levels to this shit just like there is with most things in life. kind… + 2 more
who's landed today?
started topic
Extracts shortage WTF
ive nearly always got them listed except now. sold out yesterday. + 2 more
Wonder what happened to Ron...
the last part tickled me
Amin2k4
on  Amin2k4
Hootans Sapphire Scout
its fucking fire bro. sweet cookie gas
Anyone tried this yet?
70% indica, 30% sativa. indica dominant. honestly, you will not be disappointed with the nose on this. its serious stuff. ill make sure i put more inf…
Who is applesauce bot
lol i always wonder this
Gillybop's Golden Teacher (Shrooms) Review!
i also got these and they defo did the job. awesome trip and experience. + 2 more
Chopper
on  Chopper
Extract Porn
my guava live resin under a microscope
New Strain
yum
LittleBiggy Lottery?
i do a raffle. anyone who orders from me gets their name put into a name picker and its drawn at the end of the month to win 7g. ill be selling raffle… + 2 more
Kev169066
on  Kev169066
How long do you wait till accepting Oder ain’t coming!!!
during normal circumstances i allow upto 2 weeks, but during rona times, ive extended it to 4. ive had packages turn up in the 3rd and 4th week. as yo… + 2 more
Ajajll6688
Cant wait too taste this live resin
be out to you tomorrow blud
Freeupkiwi
Thank You LB
salute to you kiwi!
Arronhaze
on  Arronhaze
Delays, unfair review
unbelievable. people have been waitinh upto 3 weeks on 1st class and he's left you a review after 4 days???? we dont need customers like this on here + 3 more
Sale on the 8th's
Dont miss out on this guys. This my real life homie and i endorse this weed!
Bitcoin halving... do we think its going to slide
made the same error lol
Pondo
on  Pondo
After corona will vendors price came back to reality?
depends on what the dollar does...
Item confiscated at Gatwick depot ?!
i think someone stole your weed and tried to cover it up, lol. they put your 3.5 in a safe at gatwick... does that sound realistic to you
Gelato is on fire.
fucking FIRE gelato. big up bigga
s961
on  s961
Help with an order
how long ago did you place the order? it can take a moment to show up on the other end
pinned
Spaceman55
Vendors page restricted?
theyve privatized their page from viewings temporarily
1431980
on  1431980
Cali Weed - Up to you.....!!
thanks for your order man. i cant take credit! it was actually Harveyds idea, so big up to him.
New Grower
welcome GF. guys, this is a friend of mine. show him some love biggas!
Rapstarr
on  Rapstarr
Any vendors that can ship to the uk without any problems??
me
danp105
on  danp105
Transaxe
contact the vendor and see if he can locate your transaction
beni
on  beni
Concentrates
I've now added a selection to my page, take a look, see if aything interests you (: im a new seller, but im defo about it!
bigg topics