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by Spatman

Shite weed

by Spatman

Shite weed

Spacemen....shite weed from them...Gary Paton that looks nothing like the pic, can't even smell it, this happened last week with another vendors who's haze didn't smell like haze....and all they said was maybe it's not for you....seen messages on Reddit (lots of them) about people posting out stuff on here that isn't the same as the pic....I will be disputing the order when it is available. Also the runtz looked nothing like the pic. Thought I was getting a so called deal when in actual fact the weed is priced to reflect the quality...which is just bad craic as a seller...never had weed this shite in 25yrs plus of smoking....won't be buying off them again. Not gonna dispute the so called haze issue(just a q) but I've got an Oz of shite weed coz of false advertising basically.

Reliablealias

Yea mate, alot of that pgr swollen bud shit looks glamorous but has fuck all to it. The black Ash is a big no in my eyes.
I've just stuck with GC, all his buds have been as natural as and rarely have a harsh taste.

fartcreature25

I've also found lots of "top shelf" flower from various sellers to burn like shit. Have got great results with regular budget buds tho!

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on {lb help}

"Receiving address from your bitcoin wallet"

i think its your wallet ID but id google how to get receiving address on 'binance' or whatever you use just to be sure

on {lb help}

"Receiving address from your bitcoin wallet"

I've been trying to sort a refund for £100, it's taken forever,

After days the contactede to say

"Create a receiving address from your bitcoin wallet"

does any one have an idea of how I do this, I'm lost and confused😵

amg

Navigate in to your cripto wallet to bitcoin then found RECIVE and push that button😁then the recive adress and QR code i guess appearring there,after you just copy the adress and send it to refund borg

amg

The question is how long after that is take to recive the refund?
For me now is near 40 hours and still waitting.
Someone here in chats say recive refund in 24 hours someome 3 days someone 4 days😀🙃🤑

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on Wonky sauce 1000mg ⚠️ 7.7/10

Brand new item!! + Giveaway 🎉

Reese's caramel sauce

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on Wonky sauce 1000mg ⚠️ 7.7/10

Brand new item!! + Giveaway 🎉

Happy Friday everyone!

We're excited to announce our newest item, This one is special.. Wonky sauce 1000mg!

One-thousand-milligrams of premium grade full spectrum thc, expertly infused. You guys already already know the level of quality we provide.. This one is no exception.

-Current flavours-
-Hot honey 🌶️🍯 (PERFECT on pizza, chicken wings ect..)
-Milk chocolate 🍫
-biscoff
-sicilian lemon 🍋
-terrys chocolate orange 🍊🍫
-dulce de leche (caramel) 🍯

⚠️ WARNING: Last Oompa who licked the spoon started speaking fluent jellybean. No idea how to reverse it.
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Giveaway 🎉

We're giving away a FREE bottle of wonky sauce 1,000mg!!

But there’s a twist... you’ve gotta get creative!

💡 Come up with a brand new sauce flavour— the wilder, weirder, or more wonderful, the better!

🌈 Think: Blueberry Mojito? Chili Mango? Bubblegum Cola? You name it.

**The flavour with the most likes on their comment wins a FREE bottle! You will receive your creation & it'll be added to the menu!

**Winner announced 27/6/25 10pm uk time – so bring your best idea!

Drop your flavour in the comments below & let the games begin…

May the tastiest idea win!

🎩

Riewd

Jaffa Cake - one day it'll appear.

Smokeasaurus

Another cool comp idea, love i had to think with this one. Id go for "Beauregarde's revenge" like a blueberry pie but a sauce. Simmered blueberries, brown sugar, lavender or violet and a hint of clove or cinnamon?🤔

Wonka's Stash 9.5/10

Introduction offers available for just $44.99/£33 for the below flavours! 10 of each at this price so get while you still can ❤️

1,000mg Hot honey 🌶️🍯
1,000mg Sicilian lemon 🍋

*we know new products with no reviews yet can be a bit off putting but this one is truly special!

-21 june 2025

redstreak

angel and delight

Daz75

Peanut butter and Jelly sandwich flavour 😋

TWDuke

Zombie Cocktail Flavoured

Available in 28 days...🧟

fxma_bngzla

Sweet n Power - pineapple's sour, like the Chinese dish, but less savoury (a touch of MSG woudn't harm anyone, though)
I'll quit now, apologies for spamming, just felt inspired.

fxma_bngzla

Pickle Dilli - Dill Pickle flavour (possibly impossible, but Pickles are in, as far as I can tell.

yelloscarface

Chocolate Orange

Wonka's Stash 9.5/10

We already have this flavour my friend haha take a look :)

yelloscarface

loool long day soz haha

Wonka's Stash 9.5/10

Californiarudralis

Biscoff and vanilla panna cotta.
That will do nicely thanks. ;)

Wonka's Stash 9.5/10

Some great ideas here so far guys!

Also, we have some Wonky sauce intro price offers available! take a look at the flavours <3

Fewnag

Cherry Bakewell whizz- gotta be vegan friendly though 💚

fxma_bngzla

Knafeh Ya Nut - pistachio and chocolate flavour. If you're feeling adventurous, make it gold.

fxma_bngzla

Nice Cream - Raspberry ripple ice cream flavour (vanilla and raspberry with a cream flavour to round them off together). Should be good for waffles, pancakes, etc

Wonka's Stash 9.5/10

Keep them coming guys!

fxma_bngzla

Seems like a multi-way draw. What could be your judging standards if you need to have a deciding vote?
Not fishing, just curious what the new flavour will be, hoping to score a couple of bottles in a few weeks.

ssray

Lychee and rosewater

Downiebum

Marshmallow wiz

Unorthodoxan

Wonka's fizzing Bru

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

A sweet infused irn bru syrup for ice cream and desserts. Would be a banger 💪

Unorthodoxan

Or even irn bru gummies... 👀

Ghost_125

VBB-Very berry banger

iluvzazasomuch

peanutbutter drizzle

redstreak

old school dinners "flapjack"

arbdash

watermelon, mint and lime sherbet 🍉🍋‍🟩

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+5 votes

on {stoned thouhhts)

What if It’s a bell…And it’s not a pine cone…

To me, it looks like frequency manipulation tools to levitate the rocks into place...but only twigged it when you mentioned it could be a bell. To me … + 2 more

on {stoned thouhhts)

What if It’s a bell…And it’s not a pine cone…

BBDoom

I always thought it was symbolic, never once did i consider it to be an amplifier which imo is an outstanding theory my friend.
I imagine they must have used sound waves to build the pyramids, which was what Tesla always went on about; energy, frequency and vibration.

BBDoom

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Credit: Keith K

BBDoom

The Presence of God.

BBDoom

❤️

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+2 votes

on littleBiggy 10/10

use three words to describe little biggy

This shit legit

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on happy borg 10/10

Anxious about buying online

Fully legit and stealth packaging from this site mate....don't fret....own name on parcel is best ...it ain't in the system long enough to be any susp…

+2.2

on happy borg 10/10

Anxious about buying online

Hi
I'm really anxious about, well, all of this, for fairly obvious reasons. I still live with my parents while I'm at University, so I don't want to get them into shit if something goes wrong, but my anxiety and paranoia is also too bad for me to buy any of this shit IRL. How can I stop being so fucking anxious about this?

Some tips on staying safe when buying would be nice, too, I guess.

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happy borg 10/10

most of the safety is baked into what we all do here everyday (and have for years) so go with good recent reviews and you are covered.

there are extra steps like coin mixing, pgp and even a crypto o.s. but these wont add much safety to your very low risk profile as a small portion buyer.

let us know how it goes ;}

netfet

Alright.
You can at least understand why I'm anxious, though, right? I asked a trusted friend what they thought, and they said the site seems kinda sketchy. I know it's obviously not going to be on par with more mainstream sites, but I guess that comment from my friend just sort of worried me a little.

I'm sure the reviews are legit, but I can't really help my paranoia telling me otherwise.

+8.2

benjiwby

I tell people at my work and they say it's sketchy too.. completely understand but LB is something you just got to trust to believe it, honestly.

Several months back I was exactly the same as you. Living with parents and wondering wtf would happen if a parcel got seized, if i were to get in trouble and how anon i was

Firstly, seized stuff there's not even enough evidence to claim it's yours, you can just simply deny it.

Secondly this site is basically just cannabis, as many people have told me now coppers don't give a fuck, especially buyers for personal use. got better shit to do!

Honestly noone believes me about LB. Several months back I didn't even know u could buy smoke online as do most and that's why noone beleives it

Don't even need to use VPN mate.. you'll get laughed at mentioning VPN'S n shit here, people order through their phones.

+11.2

Finbar

Same lad haha i couldnt believe it when the posty dropped off a nice neat package lookin all professional an that to reveal some beautiful carts an some concentrate. Dude even gave me a free cookie once. I ate my cookie. Made a brew. Had a dab, had a few draws on my cart an i remember just gettin up an looking out the window an the world looked like a beautiful shining more bright place an i felt like i was right at home. Glorious.

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Arthur_Dent

We were all anxious once, or I at least was when I started on the dark markets. Once you get a few orders in your confidence will sky rocket (and you'll also suddenly become the local guy with the nice weed).

As for your parents, well... That's slightly tricky if there's a chance they will open your post. All orders I've had are plain packaging, though. Places like Canadian Imports use such good packaging it will look like a well packaged eBay order.

Hope you manage to give it a go. Most reviews are legit but it's like anywhere, there will be a few vendors ripping people off with fake reviews but remember your payment is protected is escrow with transaxe!

Finbar

Whos your friend? Have they bought off here? No. Who knows best. The borg. I’ll vouch for this site right now dude and for vendors who do not fuck around. Here is my list of vendors ive bought off many times.

Doctor Extracts
MJ Concentrates (avoid his 1ml carts)
Canadian Imports

Honestly mate they are all spot on, not here to bullshit you or anything. A lot of vendors on here are like vultures mate. Look for vendors with lots of good recent reviews and youre all day.

Finbar

Btw this is an old list and also take into account that I only buy carts off here and the odd extract once every blue moon or edibles. I don’t buy bud or hash off here. They’re some of the best and of course they’re new just before Christmas but they’ve blown the mark for me. Vape boutique. Give them a go. Oops. Less for me now. I like sharing. Please be a good lad. You’re welcome.

Acerbid

Why did you suggest to avoid 1ml carts? Thank you!

Finbar

I got mj concentrates carts ages ago the cart was some crazy faulty clogged thing with mad over powering terps it did get you high so not gunna bad mouth them. Everything I’ve ever had off them tbh hasn’t been shit so I am not in anyway saying mj concentrates is bad. Service is top notch and quality is sound. Bear in mind this was in 2019 so they’ve probably got better over time. Sensi mart, vape boutique or Canadian imports there my go toos🌞 in no particular order😶‍🌫️

Aa8r

Its probably sketchy by design, innit. I have a fierce wife and two feral children. I get loads of post. Solid vendors send boxes, tell mom and da to put your post in your room.

I took a large delivery while away unexpectedly and the packages lay on my desk for 10 days. My wife didn't even blink or assault me when I got back.

bojack

par? yeah obviously guess not. mainstream sites have intrinsic greed, deceit and idiotic customer service all backed up by a corporate legal system.

thank you're lucky stars you found the place kid.

netfet

well yeah but my main point was im very worried about being raided, or some complete stranger having my address, etc. again, i live with my parents, and it's not like they'd MIND me buying this shit, but i don't want to get them in shit for it if something happened

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derhyoerban

no wux, let the parents serve the time, then you got the place to yourself. problem solved.

Finbar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫶

LionofJudah

🤣

Finbar

Lmao

Finbar

Nobodies gunna sail your door off over a bit of weed dude don’t worry you aren’t the only one gettin a bit pot sent. Trust me they’d have no lives if that’s all they could chase.

Beefy1892

Your address is deleted from the data base the day your purchase is sent buddy. The chance of being raided by the dibble for an ounce of bud is low to non existent. You won't believe the lengths vendors go to to disguise the product.

LionofJudah

I honestly think the government and Police don't care about cannabis unless you are growing or selling very large quantities. My friend got busted with 15 plants under lights. They told him to take it down and destroy the plants - came back 3 days later to make sure. Here in Cornwall we smoke in public even if the cops are near - they simply don't care about personal use any more. I live off-grid in a pretty private place and grow 10 plants openly in my garden. The council came round as I live here without permission. They saw my plants and he said " they look healthy" and smiled at me.

benjiwby

yeah man I was honestly exactly the same as you.. dm me if u still worried

Earzy97

Thought the same thing at the start but ordered about 20 items now with no major issues. It will be fine 100%

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Smokedog560

Tbh mate sounds like your a risk to this site if you're that worried and if your living with your parents wat are they goin to do when they open your post wen your not expecting it

LionofJudah

Not very helpful of you. Total bullshit too

+10

Kingkernow

Well over 100 orders on LB for me now, never a problem. In fact, I get better service here than amazon or eBay.
Go for it!

LionofJudah

Fellow Cornishman. Get on my beauty!

+5.2

Bigbum

At some point you just have to say “fuck it” and do it,

It’s like having sex for the first time, it’s exciting and over quickly, but you will want to do it again and again until it just part of life ;)

Daz08

I used to get anxiety trying to find good smoke the old fashioned way, usually ended up dealing with dick heads and getting over priced shit weed. Now the postman drops it off 😁
Go for trusted and well reviewed vendors. I’ve always gave my correct details for postage.
Packages just look like any other you would get delivered and most are vac seal at least twice and in sealed cardboard box.
Message a seller directly before buying, all the good ones will happily reply.
I’ve spent thousands on LB now and nothings ever gone wrong.
I find the crypto aspect more anxious than the site or delivery (showing my age) 😂
You’ve made the account so you are half way there

BigRoo

https://littlebiggy.net/link/UfgHkZ

I wrote a short guide which lists the things that keep you safe and is linked here. Budzhino has a great guide too which is linked from the article. . Welcome to LB.

cheeching

There is minimal risk. My tips as others have suggested as well:

- use an established vendor (been here longer than 1 year) with well over 100 + reviews who will sell to a new user
- use a vendor with 9.6 or higher rating.
- use your full name and address, not anything made up
- set yourself up on Revolut to buy the btc and exodus for the wallet, coinbase has become trickier recently and these seem to be the good alternatives

There are some well established vendors on here who are very reliable, but some of those don’t sell to new buyers, Urban Leaf co for example.

Canadian imports are excellent with a good rating but can’t remember if they have a new user policy. Be sure to read any vendors manifesto first.

You could pay to get your own postbox more local to your uni town/city then you don’t have to worry about parents getting in trouble or opening your post by mistake, but given your a student maybe that isn’t an option due to funds. If you are in off site private rented accommodation then just use that address

I have bought on here many times and can only think of 2 occasions where basically nothing turned up.

Good luck…though you won’t need luck as it’s very safe

LionofJudah

LB isnt just a place to buy smoke it's a community of like-minded people who look after each other. You can see this right here on your post. Welcome to Smokers Heaven my friend 🧡

radar breeder 9.7/10

Hi you dont need to anxious about buying from here but u can make it even more safe by using wallet without KYC and using PGP for your address that way will no record left and using trusted vendor
just relax and enjoy your smoke
we have a big team behind all this
Love
RB

LionofJudah

I was the same. Very dubious about it all at and I thought I would be ripped off. Much to my surprise my first order was put in my hand by Royal Mail. The rest is history. I've been buying regularly on here for 3 years now and it's been better than I expected. Just buy a small amount and get an order under your belt - you will feel a lot better. Every order I have made has been honoured. I've been given so many freebies and samples, won competitions and when I wasn't happy with the product been told to pick something else - no charge.
The sellers on here rely on feedback so any dodgy dealers get lynched immediately.
The only thing I would say is avoid the seller Pistach. You'll get your smoke but he is rude and lazy - everyone else I've tried is bang on.
Dopey, Eddy's, RealD, Canadian Imports, LV Cannabis, Hemp Lady, Hashman and many many more are all a pleasure to deal with. Today I'm trying a new seller as they are getting great feedback.
Don't worry about postage and your parents. All my packages have been super stealthy.
Have faith and don't worry. Ypu will be like a kid in a sweetshop before you know it. I've spent far too much on here 🫠

EEAAO

I've just made my first purchase and was in the same position as you last week. All I know is I bought from Hemplady, and the packaging was so nondescript, and odour free, if someone else was staying in the house, they wouldn't have guessed what it was. Maybe looks for reviews with "well packaged" in the description?

Beefy1892

Only way to ease the anxiety that still exists after reading the below comments from people with years of online buying experience, is to dip a toe in mate. Start off with a few 3.5 buys to get you used to the system. Once 5 or 6 buys have landed honest you'll be fine bud. The vendors reviews are great for confidence building.
Forgot to say welcome bigga