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17 topics on [travel]
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since71
by  since71
Ryanair flight landed at Manchester with six minutes of fuel left.
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coldspurs
A bloke is sitting in the bar at a busy airport.

A beautiful woman walks in and sits down next to him.

He presumes, because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off duty flight attendant.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Delta Airline motto: "We love to fly and it shows".

The woman looks at him blankly.

He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: "Winning the hearts of the world".

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: "Going beyond expectations".

The woman looks at him sternly and says: "What the fuck do you want dickhead?"

"Ah!" he says, sitting back with a smile on his face... Ryanair!
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Zapgaz
Lol!
dr whom
by  dr whom
Most Underrated Destination?
Jimmy Boco
Best Cannabis Friendly Spanish Destinations
zeppomarx
by  zeppomarx
Best travel value on earth?
biggaz thoughts on the big apple...
Zigbull!
by  Zigbull!
Thailand
ike
by  ike
Europe in August what's the move?
brakefast
by  brakefast
Friendliest Islamic Destinations?
Dubone
by  Dubone
Malaga City Cannabis Clubs?
24601
by  24601
Lisbon vs Porto?
1313
by  1313
affordable snowboarding destinations?
Jimmy Boco
Menorca Advice
ARUBA420
by  ARUBA420
cart to thailand
24601
by  24601
Why is Switzerland So Expensive?
1313
by  1313
what is up with all the coke dealers on the streets of lisbon?
defnote
by  defnote
Is the Michelin guide corrupt?
Saffysda
by  Saffysda
Crete 2023
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