I don't think any acid I've ever taken (which is a lot tbh) has made me feel as insane, scared and physically fked up as having eaten too much cannabis! I'll never ever forget the first time I made a mistake with dosage. It was April 2002 (been smoking since 1994!), on a sunday night after having a few beers down my local. Went back to a mates and he'd cooked a whole ounce of hash into brownies, which got gobbled up. by about 8 of us, so yeh, presumably (and this is if it was all equal doses which it prob wasn't!) an 8th each...
Whoops. I stayed at my friends for a couple of hours and everything was fine, started giggling uncontrollably for a bit and then realised it was pretty late so i'd better get a taxi home to my parents house where I was staying as it was easter uni holidays. Taxi ride was fine, bit pissed and stoned, dropped other friends off, still fine. Got home and was really hungry so I made a sandwich and went up to bed. As soon as I took the first bite my mouth went dryer than the sahara and my throat closed up to the point where I had to spit it out cos I was gagging. Nothing made this feeling better, no amount of water or juice or anything. this situation had now made me feel super paranoid, and I started to feel what can only be described as a rocket taking off in my body. All my limbs were buzzing and shaking and twitching, my heart was going faster than I believed it ever had, my head was full of terrible thoughts. Naturally I believed I was having a heart attack. I sat on my parents toilet for about an hour trying to calm down but it was no good. After about 2-hours of this I decided I had to leave the house, maybe I could walk to the 24 hour garage and get something nice to drink. Only instead of going the way that the 24 was, in my madness I'd walked to a Ford dealership garage which obvs was shut and even if it wasn't they wouldn't have been able to sell me liquid! So i realised I'd done this and then freaked out more, which made my throat and mouth dry up to a whole new level of hell wretching and the only thing I could think to do to relieve this was pick leaves off a bush that had rainwater on and suck them. Then I called my then GF (who'd also had some of the brownies) and told her I thought I was dying and that I would be found by the side of the road in the morning and that i loved her! She just mumbled about just going home and I'd be OK but I was convinced by this point I was dying! Managed to get home somehow and just had to ride it out for hours (into the late monday morning!). I didn't eat weed again for years. Was so scary. I almost got to the same level of scariness again a couple of years ago when I misjudged the strength of some already vaped weed in some cookies I made, felt like my personality had split into two people...anyway, wasnt quite as bad as that awful fkin night in 2002!

I had to go home sick from school, we used to tuck into hash and honey sandwiches sometimes at lunchtime, I just laid on the desk in the chemistry lab loosing it 🙃 😅

Not an edible exactly - Bombay International Airport as it was named then, I had a 10 hour wait for my flight to the UK so thought it’d be a good idea to eat the last of my charas that I had bought in town so as not to have to bin it. I started tripping hard after an hour. Sat on the terminal floor with my bag for the next 8 hours glued to the spot too scared to move. Thought I was going blind at one point as the lights in the terminal were so dazzling. Then nearly called out to a soldier walking past with his gun to get me a medic as thought I was gonna collapse. The only thing that brought me round was a few cups of sweet chai from the chai man. Eventually managed to get on the flight home and got hammered on the free booze. Woke up in Heathrow thinking what the fuck was that? Even microdots never had that effect on me. Never eaten it in any form since. Still love me hash tho.

Chai man is usually the charas man too 😉

Not so wild but... I was certain edibles didn’t affect me so I decided to make some that would knock a horse over.

It worked, I passed out twice in one night from one 50g goodie.

Well if you soak gummies in alcohol, they absorb the alcohol. So I decided to soak some THC gummies in vodka, they soaked in about a measure.

Man, they went down fast, like jello shots. I was feeling pretty good as I was getting drunk but once the weed kicked in 🤢

It was like alcohol poisoning and a whitey that kept egging each other on. I was smoking joints and drinking beers too, thinking I was pretty invincible.

I tried to hold back the vom but it came out of the sides of my mouth, two jets of hot jelly and bile on the carpet. I had to spend the next few hours hugging the loo, my shirt was drenched with sweat and that was the end of the night for me.

The cold tiles on the bathroom floor were the best thing 😅

Ooooh I do love a cold tile! 😍😉

my mum left my dad when I was 15 and moved in with her sister and my cousin. The next year I went to stay in school hols. Mum and her sister both worked full time. My cousin, who was a couple of years older than me, was a drummer in a band.

He had access to huge quantities of dope (this was around 1971/72). When he wasn't out at rehearsals me and him would sit around getting stoned.

One day he came back with a large score of squidgy brown hash. He suggested we eat it, something I'd never done before. We made of all things, bread and milk (full fat). Probably didn't know how to cook anything else!

We chowed down with the hash and then.....nothing happened. For a long time. I was disappointed until my mum and aunt got home from work when of course it hit. It hit BIG time. There followed one of those terrible situations where you are baked out of your gourd but the people you're interacting with can't know that. So you're spaced out while putting on a performance of what you think is "normal" behaviour. If my mum twigged she never said, but she must have thought I was acting well weird!

Was my worst experience until the time my dad came home early and I was tripping on acid. Jeez, one of the things I like about this site is the way it makes me remember stuff like that.

My god I feel so bad you went through that,I started feeling panicky just reading that! 😬😬
Totally get what you mean about "putting on a performance"
Trick is to act high all the time so when you actually are it wont be noticable 😂

Last year i had to go to Mexico with work and I decided to drop a couple of MJs shatter gummies. Unfortunately I dropped two x 50mg rather than the 25grams before I got on the plane. Had just got seated in economy when I started coming up fast and hard and then realised something was wrong. Luckily I managed to talk to one of the stewedess and paid for an upgrade to business before I turned into a jibbering wreck. I spent the whole flight under a blanket and 900 quid out of pocket for the upgrade. Never again edibles on a plane

Made some brownies last year that were pretty loaded shall we say. Anyway later that night I woke up thirsty so went to the kitchen for a drink. I spotted the brownies on the side and preceeded to tuck into em as if they were normal ones, demolished 3 of em and went back to bed. Few hours later I woke up to what I can say was the worst panic attack feeling ever!!!! Heart racing, sweating, short of breath. Kept telling myself to go back to sleep but everything went Batshit when I closed my eyes. Wont make that mistake ever again 🤯🤯🤯

When I was young my mates would come over to my house and hang out in mine and my brother's bedroom for evening bonging sessions. We would always have some music on the stereo, usually Pink Floyd, but this one night while stoned there was a knock on the door which made us a bit paranoid as we weren't expecting anyone. So we ignored it. Next thing a voice came through on the stereo speakers saying the lights are on but nobody's answering the door. When we heard this we all went into panic mode thinking it was a police raid and their radio commnuication had come through the stereo speakers somehow. The lad who's hash it was swallowed what was left of it, about an eighth, and flushed the mull down the toilet. He was proper green and puking up afterwards, lying on the bathroom floor not being able to move, but the funny thing was it wasn't the police but a taxi driver that had come to the wrong house 😆

Got one about me mammy. She doesn't drink. She doesn't smoke. She doesn't do drugs of any sort. Most mind altering thing you'll find wee Lizzy partaking in is a cup of tannins (that'll be a brew if you didn't know, I'm sure you did though). Her partner is quite the opposite. In particular Tam loves a good smoke.
One year for a holiday they decided to go to Amsterdam. Tam ordered a brownie. Tam then proceeded to go to the toilet, neglecting to inform Lizzy (who I must say is partial to a sweetie or two now and again) that this was no ordinary unassuming brownie. Tam presently returned from the toilet to a plate of crumbs. I exist now in equal parts. One part is so utterly grateful that I didn't see or hear (or smell, yes, you read that right) the ensuing chaos. The other part will regret forever that I didn't. From all I've heard from them both it was a night to remember (though my poor mother wishes she didn't). Personally I don't eat sister green, I'm too much of a shite bag to even try it. I'll stick with my vape, I've seen the devil enough times to last several lifetimes as it is 😜

Omg you cant keep us hanging like that
Spill the deetz!!
What happened to Miss Lizzy??

Edibles should be predictable and correctly dosed, then you know what your getting yourself in for!

We all love edibles, and even better love feeding them to our mates.

The best bet... Just start small and build from there.

Factor in how much food you have in your stomach and its easy to dose well and consistently.

I’ve once got carried away and made some cupcakes with a quarter of hash in each.

The first hour was fun, then I was begging for it to stop.

Tripped my balls off convinced I was going to die like you said. It was stronger than any psychedelic I’d taken but I think it was the anxiety about dying or having a heart attack that ramped it up!

The worst bit was my old housemate came home and helped himself to one without realising it was loaded!

I could hear him shuffling around in his room groaning so I knocked on the door and he just about managed to mumble you’re a c-word through the door! 🤣 He was frazzled!

Crikey after nailing a quarter back in the day…..I got knocked on my backside by 0.5g-1g tops last night?!

I’ve had a cold and not been able to smoke all week and though I would eat a bit to knock me out for a good nights sleep!

I crumbled up say 3 or so joints of leb hash melted it in butter on a spoon and stirred it into a yoghurt.

Felt super chilled after an hour.

Did another chunk of Pakistani hash melted in the same manner.

Felt pretty high, but mellow.

Crawled to bed and then kind of woke up at 2am and realised I was tripping out of my tiny mind.

Still frazzled at 8am. Kind of mellowed by lunch time. Still feeling pretty chilled now!

I’m not sure why it was quite so hard hitting? Don’t quite understand but it was pretty intense and long lasting!

Had loads to do this morning and had proper red eye. Shades on all day. 🤣

It’s the shades on a rainy day that give it away!😎😜

Tripping your balls off , I love that saying

That is not a story 😑

You can have the film rights.

Admittedly not the most exciting but I’d shared something about eating so much a few days ago and I was amazed how messed up I got from having so little.

Decided to try AVB to start the day on a very rare weekend without my wife and little boy. Best laid plans of a nice stone and then top up with some vapes along the way…..

Proceed to about an hour later and my world is imploding. Can of coke to try and level out leading to spewing all over a brand new white rug in the lounge and me just staring paralysed by what to do next. Trying to clean the rug in that state felt like I was attempting to build the mars rover with a few bits of LEGO and some string.I then fought the high for about 6 hours constantly vowing to not even eat it again.

Panic cleaning a rug, wasting a potentially perfect zen day and so much self pity. 0/10 would not recommend.

A friends mum wanted to try an edible as she doesn’t smoke so she tried a corner of some cookies I made and was off her rocker for 4+ hours saying the room was spinning and uncontrollable laughter, which I found quite amusing.
I could eat many and not get close to that state you forget not everybody has a high tolerance🤣

She has never tried edibles since and I feel partially to blame that she had a ‘negative’ experience but she couldn’t of eaten more than 10mg at most so I’m not sure if they are for her anyway😅

1. Purple sunrise trip = bed fucking ate me

2. Hawaiian baby wood rose seeds or something like that = tripped so hard thought I was trapped in a coma from when I was in hospital living a vision. Went downstairs naked, blew nose on mums dress went back upstairs and played Xbox, I was 18 🫣

3. Canna butter cookies - put at least 2oz of my home grown chronic.baked into 6 cookies ate the lot in an hour.

Was zombie for 3 days straight and didn’t speak to missus as I was drooling in the corner only moving to get more snacks

2002. Grated a q of not great hash. Melted in butter for a bit and mixed in with yogurt. Split with my housemate. Disgusting.

Housemate went to bed. Got so mashed that I couldn't get up to change the DVD or music. Just sitting there for hours, bored out of my mind. I don't think I soiled myself thankfully.

Was stoned in a similar way for about 3 days.

Love running on edibles. If you’ve ever run sober and experienced a ‘runners high’ - kind of like being in flow state 100% in the present moment, it’s a good feeling anyway. It’s actually the endocanniboid system kicking in, so if you get a little buzz on before running it times it by 100 and feels fantastic, like I can move my consciousness into my legs almost. Can feel it working on inflammation too during and after. Works similar with lifting too. Anyone that exercises, if you can do it safely high it’s worth trying, opened up discovering a whole new way of being high for me that I wish I’d discovered earlier! Weed making people lazy is 100% a myth down to how you approach getting high.

Disclaimer: I’m not a scientist and I also smoke alotta weed so the above science might be completely made up.

Pillow fighting with my imaginary friend Bob.

bob kicks ass

Silent bob 😀

Don’t forget Jay!

lol

😂😂

Totally a myth!! Weed doesn’t make people lazy at all. And weed doesn’t make you want to stay indoors all the time either - that’s a personal choice, as well as based on safety of course. Some people might not agree, but weed doesn’t affect the memory either. What really causes memory loss is stress and trauma.. but totally recoverable too.

In my experience, it definitely effects my memory, but it’s more to do with my hierarchy of priorities when I’m stoned. In other words, I get easily distracted from the mundane when faced by shiny things.

Lol no I agree I never used to excercise much at all. but Mtb on the trails and tracks about here high is the best ever it definitely make you more focused most of time 😂

Yeah I'm not that big on "organised" exercise but I love to get out on the trails on the MTB. If I'm high then I definitely go quite a bit slower, just taking in the scenery. Some nice trails & woods in my area.

Mtb for sure. Huge forest nearby get high go night riding. Get a high lumen light strap it on away you go🌬 forest trails are so different at night and you bump into the odd longhorn to give you a little fright here and there👍🤛

Night riding is definitely something I need to do more often. It's amazing just how different the whole landscape is in the dark & definitely more hazards. No Longhorns near me tho.. 😁 👍🤛

Gets you real focused it’s awesome 🤩 definitely more hazardous 🫣🫵🍀

Not got the minerals for mountain biking, pretty popular where I am though. Bet doing it high is intense as balls

Interesting! Love a bit of MTB but never tried it while high as I wasn’t sure how it would go. Might have to give it a try this week. What’s everyone smoking before a ride then?

I tend to smoke 💨💨whatever I have if riding especially if out on my own totally zone in to the riding experience 🤗😂
Just don’t go overboard ✌️

Still good experiments tho ?

If scientists can get paid for finding out frogs explode @ 210 for 30 min in your air fryer I’m sure we can get a go fund you going lol 😂

Hands down has to be with good friends, talking shit and just having a right laugh and I mean friends friends people you know and trust 100% getting absolutely torn apart (in a good way that only friends like that get away with) if you have that then if I’m honest getting high anywhere is perfect.

I’m lucky to live near the coast so ma dogs 🐕 beach! 20 pit stop take it all in and just realise it’s all first world 🌎 problems (the amount of shit I’ve sorted over the years high Af just giving yourself that time but still high of course)

And also in my top 3 is got to be the inappropriate high! Something stupid like and this never happened but just say a formal gathering like a wedding or important dinner, kids school show and in your head your thinking 🤔 fuck this I know what can make this situation better.

Your sitting next to some random at a wedding ripping in 97% vape while he’s trying to make small talk, your trying to be polite but your missies is giving you that are you fucking for real 😳 look lol

Full disclaimer any events or persons in the above story is fiction and any resemblance of any events are purely quintessential and in no way a true reflection of events that unfolded at all lol 😂

See now THIS is an example of one of those posts where I KNEW we'd get along 👍 😂

Hahahaha. Snap. School run and the wedding. Made the food taste banging and the music was fire and the fire eater was a surprise the decor was godfather/dictator chic/new money/versace. It was insane. It was all a blur, I still don't know what was real.

I like to get super high on chocolate bars mixed with mushrooms and Moroccan hash end go to the National Forest and take pics of rocks with faces and designs I "see" in the stone.

Sex, sci fi, eating and going to sleep;) in no particular order;)

I’m laughing as I’m trying to decide what order? Funny funny

Combine 3 with cosplay, pop tarts but of Alf/ mork & mindy playing in the back! sorted lol

You know I’m joking bigbum lol

Nanu-Nanu 🖖 Mindy was hot!!😎

Nanu-Nanu (or some shit) lol agreed

Fck🤣🤣🤣

Don’t man I’ve been enjoying my Monday and to high for this shit lol just unintentionally had an image of someone dressed as Alf pumping someone dressed as Mindy 🤦‍♂️ Think 🤔 I’ll leave the vape a bit the now lol

Vape away buddy😎🌬🤣 remember to keep hydrated 🫵🍀 blowing smoke in fly’s faces hoping they will fck off and crash out somewhere 🤣🤣🤣 lol not really 🤔

Spending too much time on here out the sun! Wishing my bank account to magically increase to pay for what's in my cart

Vr porn on ma couch wae the doors shut so the weans don't catch me .just wish the wife would though 😕

😂😂😂

Then theres me thinkin I have issues. Sick guy 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know but I want sausages now

Munchie attack 😂🍫

I've been high for over 15 years now so there's not much I don't enjoy high, I certainly prefer high to sober and anyway some things that stick out as most enjoyable. Wondering around on clear nights, listening to music, kayaking/water sports, playing with dogs/animals.

It's hard to beat a spot of gardening...it becomes a spiritual experience !.

Agreed

I also find it therapeutic doing gardening and growing veg or fruit,Totally agree 👍

If it's a nice day then outside for a wander in the countryside for sure. Or a good bike ride. Otherwise some good Sci-Fi or Music and chill. Four poster bed can be fun too 😝

All of the above sounds good to me in that exact order ✌️

I really enjoy going out for a hike, this time of year I go searching for mushrooms not to eat just to find.

Smoking and eating lol

I do nature photography. And being stoned makes the long waiting much nicer. I absorb myself into the natural world. That and sex! 😂

Gaming, movies, food, sex (rarely)😂

Fortnite 💯

Snorkeling over a tropical coral reef full of fish and sea life is hands down one of the best things to do stoned.

The beach, listening to music, sharing the j and tripping.

The munros... all day long.

Now the munros ye canny beat!!
What a reward when you get to the top if it’s a clear day and you have a few ready rolled time to get the jetboil out and get yourself a brew and sit back and enjoy some of the best views in the world..

God lives in the Highlands. He just doesn't tell anyone his address.

Think I’ve bumped into him a couple of times up there 😵‍💫🤫

He's not to be messed with, but has a sense of humour. Must be the same fella.

You are really lucky having easy access to such an amazing area! It looks stunning up there.

We are spoiled buddy just the weathers shite lol and the killer midges eat you alive but appart from that it all 😊

Knees are fucked now. 🙁

BTW, don’t pass the wee hills by. I’d go up the cobbler any day of the week and twice on a Sunday rather than drag my arse up that big bing up Glen Shee. Cairn well, I think?

Then there’s the Assynt hills. There are few Munros as fine as Quinaig or Suilven. ❤️❤️❤️

Star-gazing in my garden on a warm summer's night with a big bag of Cadbury's giant chocolate buttons close to hand. Don't chew! Just pop one on my tongue and let it melt into my Indica-addled senses. Or, alternatively, watching a good comedy with like-minded friends. Recently watched Alpha Papa after a sesh - bloody hilarious!

Joints: Music and Drive countryside, make us wanna connect with nature. Lately been taking drives to Drone Fly zones, get hight and put flying glasses on and just enjoy the view from the drones perspective :))

Edibles : just go swimming and spa :)) pure laziness

Bong: Cancel all meetings , get into cosy sofa and watch documentaries with a blanked out face , LoL. It could be most boring documentary to watch when sober, but when hit the double hitter bong - you deep literally everything is been said :)))

Lol sounds magic 😎

Being abroad and just roaming around with my mates high as fuck not knowing where we’re going 😂 nothing beats that imo 👌

Was all fun and games until I crashed my rented moped into a smart car though 🤣🤣

a truly smart car would never have allowed that to happen

Rambling, Sci fi movies, gaming and sexy parties!
And laundry. Don't judge.

Ffs laundry 🧺 😂

Nature, trekking getting lost in an adventure and also food, music and sex

I have a wee bird feeder in a nice wee wood near home. I take a hammock and a tarp there and relax. That’s about the extent of my bushcraft. 😂

It started as a photography project, but now it’s about the wildlife.

Sounds like bliss 😀
Nothin better than a wee spliff or two and some wildlife ✌️

Definitely going for a drive or PS5

Big ol tug

So many options to pick from answering this post...
I think I better get stoned to think about this properly lol

Peace

d i

Best way to deal with most things in life 😂✌️

Call of duty 👍

Getting creative with music. After smoking some good sativa, I love to stay up all night playing the synthesizer. I can get lost in it for hours!

Music! whether in my front room or live music in a big field - enhances the enjoyment for me everytime. Perfect.

Always been a gamer and love hiking and blazing

CLEAN UP BORG
PLEASE REMOVE THIS TOPIC ✌️

Isnt this the well known "cb2 receptor"?

Just tried to read it but to my shame a great deal of it went over my head. Anyone able to give us a somewhat 'lay-man's' version/translation?

tldr guts are a key brain peripheral and cannabis effects them in ways that effect digestion, cognition and emotion.

I have ulcerated colitis and there is certainly an positive affect with weed. And I would say some strains are better than others. But I have never been able to control the strain well enough to work it out.

Hi Oasis

Thanks for the heads up, I'll have a look at this one.

Cheers

Bless man. FUK them all I understand some people expect all the canabis to be bob marley standards. But there are 3 ways to go. Low budget. Mids. Or highs. As everyone knows some low budget strains have impressed me and other people but there are some people out there that don't understand not all the canabis on here is gona be all top notch and Bob marley standards but me personally never had a bad smoke from here only the odd shakes here and there that have not impressed me but I have respect and all vendors have that 1 nice perfect flower and some more than others but yes I agree. Show more respect people. These vendors risk a hell of alot also just to make us happy

Hahahaha aw man I've read this alot from difrent vendors. I get abit pissy when I'm waiting more than 24 hour delivery option but I don't desrespect vendors and leave bad comments or try get extra out of them. I say you can't win them all but at least show some respect for vendors. Bless mate. He will be biggin you up next week when he recieves some pukka from you haha

How are you complaining about a $130 oz? From the views that strain got, this is clearly a troll. Get a life and stop trying to ruin people's reputations.

This guy is absolute joke do not deal with him under any circumstances! Mental health issues 🤦

This guy is mental health issues too tryna gag on game changers dick avoid them both at all cost scammers still hasn’t sent my refund! But time to comment on my personal page haha