There's a certain stoner i like to call an "elevenerife" you'll tell a story about going to tenerife and this person will swear blind they went to elevenerife 😭😭 or they've more drugs than anyone ever 🤣
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Get ready to snag some awesome products at prices so good, even your wallet will thank you! We’re all about delivering top-notch service and real value every time you shop with us.PSA: We offer FREE SHIPPING on all orders (yep, you read that right). If your order doesn’t arrive, don’t panic — we’ll replace missing orders with no fuss. (But seriously… check your neighbour’s porch first.)
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The Alchemist is proud to present our range of live resin 0.5ml vape carts
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Ingredients: Live resin (85%), MCT oil.
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When someone rolls roach by ripping a rizla packet instead of card and then present a baggy zoot...
Ripping a rizla pack regardless of how the zoot comes out is just a no go 💯💯😂😂😂
this is a serious medical condition that insensitive biggaz need to recognise. starting with subsidised weed from the government of little biggy. also potentially racist so perhaps double up on the allocation.
When someone going constantly smoking your stash with you never buying a shit... Those kind of friends are always broke but always stoned 😑
Yea I got one of these in my Friend group, he got short arms and deep pockets lol 😆 😂
People who suck the life out of a joint when you pass it to them 🚩 carm down dragon lungs 🐉🫁
The kid at school that says he’s “smoked with his stepdad” but when presented with the joint doesn’t inhale properly. We showed him how it’s done and watched his soul leave his body as he proceeded to take 3 of the biggest drags I’ve ever seen. It was at this moment he knew he fucked up. As he turned bright green then proceeded to have what I can only describe as a mental break down. Scary shit when your 15 and class is starting in 10mins. Good times
I used to know a guy who would roll one up and smoke two thirds of it then pass the last bit around. The problem with this was he's so stingy he would only put weed in the part he was smoking and then just be passing a roll up around to people. It obviously didn't take long for us all to realise what he was doing and we all stopped taking his joints so I guess the stingy fucker got what he wanted in the end. Absolute degenerate behaviour, don't be like this guy people.
a red flag is something that gives the game away, like building 7, died suddenly and unexpectedly, two tier policing, etc.
i struggle to find a red flag for a stoner,
of course the big one is the glass eyes
i struggle to find a red flag for a stoner,
of course the big one is the glass eyes
Always have that one friend who "doesnt want anything" when getting takeout after a smoke sesh, then proceeds to eat half ya scran! Does my head in 😭😂
"This weed doesn't work for me" - dude who smokes less than everyone else who's blasted off the same weed that "doesn't work".
Hi Alchemist
On the continent we put tobacco in everything.
I once had a guy react aggressively after passing him the smoke: I had mistakenly told him do you want the joint but it was tobacco and hash instad of weed and hash. "THAT'S NOT A JOINT THAT'S A SPLIFF!" he said and he was clearly pissed off with me,
How cool can you NOT get?
On the continent we put tobacco in everything.
I once had a guy react aggressively after passing him the smoke: I had mistakenly told him do you want the joint but it was tobacco and hash instad of weed and hash. "THAT'S NOT A JOINT THAT'S A SPLIFF!" he said and he was clearly pissed off with me,
How cool can you NOT get?
Is there acctually a difference between a joint and a spliff , I thought it was more of a generational thing 😂😂
Trying to promote your edibles on another Pages give away is red flag if ive ever seen one 🚩🚩🚩🤔😂
When someone waits ages for the adverts to come on ( To get a drink or have a piss) while watching something on TV then realising after about 2 hours you're watching BBC1
I think almost everyone I've ever known has skinned up with rolling tobacco other than me.
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