JamJam420

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on TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

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We all know a stoner with a red flag so big it needs its own warning label 😅
Let’s hear yours…

💬 What’s a STONER RED FLAG you instantly notice in someone?

Example:

“Says ‘I’m fine’ after a 100mg edible… then you don’t see them for 6 hours.” 😂

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Nickyblaze247

There's a certain stoner i like to call an "elevenerife" you'll tell a story about going to tenerife and this person will swear blind they went to elevenerife 😭😭 or they've more drugs than anyone ever 🤣

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Meet plenty of these in my time 🤣🤣🤣

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ManLikeStretch

When someone rolls roach by ripping a rizla packet instead of card and then present a baggy zoot...

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Ripping a rizla pack regardless of how the zoot comes out is just a no go 💯💯😂😂😂

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Buffybull

The lad who gives the roach back piss wet, after chatting shit! 🕺🏿

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Arghh this is a proper red flag this one 🤣🤣🤣

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1313

this is a serious medical condition that insensitive biggaz need to recognise. starting with subsidised weed from the government of little biggy. also potentially racist so perhaps double up on the allocation.

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂

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sebwar420

When someone going constantly smoking your stash with you never buying a shit... Those kind of friends are always broke but always stoned 😑

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Yea I got one of these in my Friend group, he got short arms and deep pockets lol 😆 😂

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Mushmania

People who suck the life out of a joint when you pass it to them 🚩 carm down dragon lungs 🐉🫁

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

This and giving it back with a wet roach 🤢

+3.2

Apexskunk2

The gaming stoner “I’ll be online later”

We never see them (well they don’t me) 😂

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

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engreekez

Anyone who uses those juicy jay papers. Begone

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

100% Agree 😂😂😂

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GdogHd1

The kid at school that says he’s “smoked with his stepdad” but when presented with the joint doesn’t inhale properly. We showed him how it’s done and watched his soul leave his body as he proceeded to take 3 of the biggest drags I’ve ever seen. It was at this moment he knew he fucked up. As he turned bright green then proceeded to have what I can only describe as a mental break down. Scary shit when your 15 and class is starting in 10mins. Good times

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BigD9328

I used to know a guy who would roll one up and smoke two thirds of it then pass the last bit around. The problem with this was he's so stingy he would only put weed in the part he was smoking and then just be passing a roll up around to people. It obviously didn't take long for us all to realise what he was doing and we all stopped taking his joints so I guess the stingy fucker got what he wanted in the end. Absolute degenerate behaviour, don't be like this guy people.

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Riewd

Toploaders

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BBDoom

a red flag is something that gives the game away, like building 7, died suddenly and unexpectedly, two tier policing, etc.

i struggle to find a red flag for a stoner,
of course the big one is the glass eyes

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Nickyblaze247

People who think everyone else gets mids compared to them 🤣

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TWDuke

Hi Alchemist

On the continent we put tobacco in everything.

I once had a guy react aggressively after passing him the smoke: I had mistakenly told him do you want the joint but it was tobacco and hash instad of weed and hash. "THAT'S NOT A JOINT THAT'S A SPLIFF!" he said and he was clearly pissed off with me,

How cool can you NOT get?

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Is there acctually a difference between a joint and a spliff , I thought it was more of a generational thing 😂😂

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BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

Someone who hasn’t tried out our edibles 😎

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JamJam420

Someone who only smokes from your stash but won't share theirs

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fur20fwendly

"This weed doesn't work for me" - dude who smokes less than everyone else who's blasted off the same weed that "doesn't work".

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Suckyourgill

When someone waits ages for the adverts to come on ( To get a drink or have a piss) while watching something on TV then realising after about 2 hours you're watching BBC1

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Nickyblaze247

I'd say the red flag is them watching BBC 🤣

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯💯

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Mushmania

Anyone who rolls there joints with rolling tobacco 👎 get in the bin 🗑

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MightyRux

I think almost everyone I've ever known has skinned up with rolling tobacco other than me.

+3

Mushmania

Same 🤣🤣🤣

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TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Controversial one this 👀👀👀