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on TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Stoner Red Flags Giveaway 🚩

The guy who always asks you to smoke but never brings his own bud

on TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

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We all know a stoner with a red flag so big it needs its own warning label 😅
Let’s hear yours…

💬 What’s a STONER RED FLAG you instantly notice in someone?

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+4.5

Nickyblaze247

There's a certain stoner i like to call an "elevenerife" you'll tell a story about going to tenerife and this person will swear blind they went to elevenerife 😭😭 or they've more drugs than anyone ever 🤣

+4.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Meet plenty of these in my time 🤣🤣🤣

+4.2

GdogHd1

The kid at school that says he’s “smoked with his stepdad” but when presented with the joint doesn’t inhale properly. We showed him how it’s done and watched his soul leave his body as he proceeded to take 3 of the biggest drags I’ve ever seen. It was at this moment he knew he fucked up. As he turned bright green then proceeded to have what I can only describe as a mental break down. Scary shit when your 15 and class is starting in 10mins. Good times

+1.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂😂

+4.2

sebwar420

When someone going constantly smoking your stash with you never buying a shit... Those kind of friends are always broke but always stoned 😑

+3.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Yea I got one of these in my Friend group, he got short arms and deep pockets lol 😆 😂

+4.2

ManLikeStretch

When someone rolls roach by ripping a rizla packet instead of card and then present a baggy zoot...

+1.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Ripping a rizla pack regardless of how the zoot comes out is just a no go 💯💯😂😂😂

+4.2

Nickyblaze247

People who think everyone else gets mids compared to them 🤣

+2.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯😅😅😅😅

+4.2

Buffybull

The lad who gives the roach back piss wet, after chatting shit! 🕺🏿

+2.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Arghh this is a proper red flag this one 🤣🤣🤣

1313

this is a serious medical condition that insensitive biggaz need to recognise. starting with subsidised weed from the government of little biggy. also potentially racist so perhaps double up on the allocation.

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂

+4.2

Mushmania 10/10

People who suck the life out of a joint when you pass it to them 🚩 carm down dragon lungs 🐉🫁

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

This and giving it back with a wet roach 🤢

+3.2

Apexskunk2

The gaming stoner “I’ll be online later”

We never see them (well they don’t me) 😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣

BigD9328

I used to know a guy who would roll one up and smoke two thirds of it then pass the last bit around. The problem with this was he's so stingy he would only put weed in the part he was smoking and then just be passing a roll up around to people. It obviously didn't take long for us all to realise what he was doing and we all stopped taking his joints so I guess the stingy fucker got what he wanted in the end. Absolute degenerate behaviour, don't be like this guy people.

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BBDoom

a red flag is something that gives the game away, like building 7, died suddenly and unexpectedly, two tier policing, etc.

i struggle to find a red flag for a stoner,
of course the big one is the glass eyes

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Congratulations To Zeek on Winning This Week's Free Giveaway 🎁🎁🎁

ssray

biggest red flag is the orbiter, we all got that one friend or friend of a friend who will orbit just to smoke free bud.

get this i know a guy who will try to initiate a smoke when he brings no bud, papers roach or even lips that don’t soggy the roach. brother sucks the roach and hands it wetter than the pacific, absolute weapon.

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Funny how every smoke group tends to have atleast 1 "Orbiter" 😂😂😂

Zeek

The exaggerating older stoner who hilariously thinks weed is weaker now than it was in his day...nothing to do with a 40 year tolerance build up lol

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Congratulations You Are This Week's Winner 🏆 🥇 🎁

Zeek

Thats proper cool, as a Man U fan I dont very often haha thanks mate

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

I've heard that a fair few times lol 😆 😅 😂

chicagopunk

anyone who uses swans tbh. i've also personally witnessed the fatal error of a friend eating the other half of the edible after deciding it wasn't hitting quick enough

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😂😂😂😂😂

Californiarudralis

Aye its better than the last lot mate.......

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

😅😅😅😅😅😅

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯

Smokeasaurus

Always have that one friend who "doesnt want anything" when getting takeout after a smoke sesh, then proceeds to eat half ya scran! Does my head in 😭😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

"Do you want anything from shop ?" ....Naa I'm Good Mate .... (then proceeds to eat half your much ) 😂😂😂

JamJam420

Someone who only smokes from your stash but won't share theirs

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

💯💯💯💯

fur20fwendly

"This weed doesn't work for me" - dude who smokes less than everyone else who's blasted off the same weed that "doesn't work".

engreekez

Anyone who uses those juicy jay papers. Begone

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

100% Agree 😂😂😂

TWDuke

Hi Alchemist

On the continent we put tobacco in everything.

I once had a guy react aggressively after passing him the smoke: I had mistakenly told him do you want the joint but it was tobacco and hash instad of weed and hash. "THAT'S NOT A JOINT THAT'S A SPLIFF!" he said and he was clearly pissed off with me,

How cool can you NOT get?

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Is there acctually a difference between a joint and a spliff , I thought it was more of a generational thing 😂😂

BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

Someone who hasn’t tried out our edibles 😎

+3.2

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Trying to promote your edibles on another Pages give away is red flag if ive ever seen one 🚩🚩🚩🤔😂

BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

Standard 😂😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

It's All Good Bro it's All Love 😂💙

BaldEagleBakery 9.9/10

I know bro, I just like to be a cunt 😂😂

TheAlchemist420 9.8/10

Don't we All 🤣🤣🤣

Suckyourgill

When someone waits ages for the adverts to come on ( To get a drink or have a piss) while watching something on TV then realising after about 2 hours you're watching BBC1