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SMONKEY
joined apr 2021
25+ sales 5.9% disputed
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Welcome to SMONKEY! 
We are a small team of friends/cannisseurs specializing in top quality product!

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BACK SOON WITH NEW FLAVOURS :)




WE OFFER FREE 1ST CLASS SHIPPING ON ALL ORDERS, WE DO NOT SHIP ON WEEKENDS, ANYTHING ORDERED BEFORE 3PM WILL BE SENT THE SAME DAY.
NEXT DAY DELIVERY CUT OFF IS 9AM
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26 reviews
8.2/10  25+ sales  5.9% disputed
22 topics on SMONKEY
AMNESIA HAZE
Friday Giveaway! - 1G of Harybo - Skittlez x Afghani Free :)
1st Class Stamps?
SMONKEY’s ‘Strain Of The Week’
bigorre
by  bigorre
Honest review from a happy customer!
Minty
by  Minty
Star Dog Review.
New drop tomorrow! LARRY OG X GSC
A slight delay on the Mint Chocolate OG... So we restocked with some more Larry OG x GSC
LOL
Pat that Dawg!
Happy Saturday Everybody!
Friday Giveaway
bigorre
by  bigorre
Great sample!
ChongBong
by  ChongBong
SMONKEY Free Sample :)
$40 3.5 Gram - Price Reduction.
New pictures added!
Our first review!
Lets drop some FREE samples!
Any Strains You Would Like To See?
Rastaman
by  Rastaman
Looks fire this
10 Sample Offers! $10 a gram.
Coming soon! :)
63 posts by SMONKEY
spiceX1
on  spiceX1
Why privacy is important, and having "nothing to hide" is irrelevant.
That quote from Edward Snowden is perfect... it always shuts any “nothing to hide” snobs up instantly! One Love -SMONKEY
‘The New Warp Drive Possibilites’
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{science}
on  {science}
what are the effects of masks on a society?
As much as I hate the things... I like being incognitio, or at least thinking I am. They have been nothing more than a nuisance to most people but yo…
Friday Giveaway! / 2G AMNESIA HAZE
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LittleBiggy Dark Mode Looks Awesome!
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inkedotter
"Going Dab / Bong hunt"
Ha that looks crazy!
Have I been ripped off??
Hey Agathore123, Contact escrow suisse, they will help you if you have not received anything and the vendor is unresponsive. One Love -SMONKEY
HARYBO DISCOUNTED PRICE :)
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Cheapest test of weed buying on little biggy?
Hi technolog|ca, We are SMONKEY! We have a sample offer of $10 a gram as we are new here. Feel free to take a look on our store. One Love -SMON…
Monday Giveaway! 2 Grams Cheese Free
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HARYBO
Hey lags! Thanks for your wonderful review, we are really pleased you enjoyed your order :) One Love -SMONKEY
Orders and payments INFO NEEDED
Sorry to hear that! It’s been a big price drop, felt by many. Our advice would be to hold out until the price rises back up, if this is possible and … + 2 more
PRICE DROP! :)
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Harybo - Skittlez x Afghani / is back in stock!
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Cheese reviews?
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Reloaded with a small batch of Cheese :)
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How To Be Added To The Wonder Wall?
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bevbevan1
on  bevbevan1
Smonkey
Hey bevbevan1, We’re sad to see you still haven’t received your order. We had 3 sales on the Harybo, including your order, sadly we haven’t had any …
Old School Cheese Available :)
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WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT FAVOURITE STRAIN & FROM WHICH VENDOR?
Hey everybody! We are not sure if this is the right place to post but we have added some Larry OG x Girl Scout Cookies! We have a sample offer for…
Free 1st Class Shipping On All Orders :)
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Running Low / Price Drop 1G $15/2G $30/3.5G $45
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Iags
on  Iags
Who's your best for stealth and next day delivery? Dann is up there
Hey lags, We are SMONKEY, A new seller on Little Biggy. We currently have $10 for a gram sample offers! Feel free to check it out. We use top notch… + 2 more
Cazzy13
on  Cazzy13
Feeling crappy
Hey Cazzy13, We are sorry to hear you are feeling down... it’s been a tough time for everybody over the last year. We are inclined to say our weed i… + 2 more
SMONKEY Loyalty Scheme
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LARRY OG x GSC BACK IN STOCK / MIX’N’MATCH OPTION NOW AVAILABLE :)
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{cannabis}
Foreigners to be banned from Amsterdam weed cafes
Well that would be a damn shame if it ever came to fruition... The nostalgia I get from visting Amsterdam is half the magic! In recent years the qu…
New Drop / Amnesia Haze
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Easing of lockdown restrictions
I am with you on that one... Last week I had my first haircut in a barber shop for around a year, it felt so good! One Love -SMONKEY
$59 / 3.5 Gram & Next Day Delivery Is Available Again!
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Star Dog Back In Stock - Bargain Prices! :)
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HARYBO - SKITTLEZ x AFGHANI
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Richy781
on  Richy781
Fill in the gap! ...."I was so high _____________________"
After making cereal, I put the milk in the cupboard and the box in the fridge.
Price Drop! $45 for 3.5 Grams.
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SMONKEY SALE!
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What is your favourite thing to do while stoned.
Nothing beats getting stoned whilst listening to great music, through headphones... it is pure bliss! One Love -SMONKEY
Rijonal
on  Rijonal
Best couch-glue
Hey Rijonal, We have some heavy hitting Larry OG x Girl Scout Cookies. We think it fits your description perfectly! We have sample offers on 1 gram …
1 Gram Sample Offers - $16
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The best auto-flowering strain?
Hey NugNinjaZ, This is not a particular strain but has anybody ever used... ‘Mephisto’ genetics? They are supposedly a great autoflower seed bank. … + 2 more
bpwmemmott
What to do (card from rm)
Great to hear! One Love -SMONKEY + 2 more
Chef99
on  Chef99
3 packages intercepted
Hey Chef99, Shit dude, sorry to hear that. It doesn’t sound good! Our advice would be to use a different address and name if possible, if not... m…
HELP!!! Lol I'm an old fart and confused as fuk about what and how to buy.
Hey Flotzie, Sorry to hear about what you have gone through recently. There is a help section on how to buy which we will link for you, it should b…
Best things to watch while stoned
Hey Ethicallyliving, Hot Water Comedy Club on YouTube is hilarious, one comedian named Paul Smith has us in stitches every time! Check it out if yo…
Noobie, recommended UK sellers
Hi Smokehunt420, We are SMONKEY! We have a sample offer of $10 a gram as we are new here. Check it out on our store. One Love -SMONKEY
hoqwer
on  hoqwer
Preferred the old site
What happened? We have come back to this site after a week and we don’t recognize it. It was pretty basic before but it seemed to work. Perhaps …
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