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Im with you tbh! The stardog where i used to live is some of the best smoke ive had. Almost cried when the dude got caught and i couldnt get it anymore! Ammi doesnt hit the same but somehow it was always the only alt i could get 😂 long live the stardog crew! ✌
I think cigarettes actually enhance the taste and smell of the terps in a spliff. I find it a lot more dull when I smoke raw. Just tickly as fuck.
Loser take I know
Loser take I know
agree its like an explosion going off when you smoke it pure in a doobie, if you want to get the terps through from a smoke less is often better.
Totally agree man the taste definitely hits better and it smokes way better too, raw always feels like a waste of weed
everyone who drinks alcohol should convert to cannabis and the world would be such a better place 🍃✌️
another good post, i disagree but appreciate the weight of your opinion here.😁
i dont like the fruity, rainbow color gelato, but the cool mints /white ice cream, that version, gelato 44 when its grown well, i love those terps, vry similar to gsc.
i dont like the fruity, rainbow color gelato, but the cool mints /white ice cream, that version, gelato 44 when its grown well, i love those terps, vry similar to gsc.
the anticipation of getting high, including buying, receiving and rolling /preparing is more enjoyable than actually being blazed. but somehow sober me cant wait to blaze, and blazed me is always a bit anxious and paranoid.
All the weed is exactly the same, just sprayed with different terps......
Bring back the days of 2 decent choices.
Thai stick or Moroccan blonde.....
Rewind back to the 80s, minus that evil witch Thatcher....
Bring back the days of 2 decent choices.
Thai stick or Moroccan blonde.....
Rewind back to the 80s, minus that evil witch Thatcher....
There is not the difference between indica and sativa that people imagine.
I don't really experience the sativa = uplifting, indica = sleepy as black and white as that. I believe the terps and other cannabinoid ratios make more difference.
I don't really experience the sativa = uplifting, indica = sleepy as black and white as that. I believe the terps and other cannabinoid ratios make more difference.
Totally agree, as strains get crossed more and more the tastes and effects are getting similar across all types
OG's are hard to come by - I remember when cheese was everywhere in the 90's and the taste and smell was out of this world, even purple haze has disappeared and the terps were amazing with a knockout hit
Or am I looking back with rose tinted glasses ?
OG's are hard to come by - I remember when cheese was everywhere in the 90's and the taste and smell was out of this world, even purple haze has disappeared and the terps were amazing with a knockout hit
Or am I looking back with rose tinted glasses ?
I think there has to be an element of nostalgia or rose tinted specs but seems to me the feeling is so common that there must be some truth to it. It's certainly the case that I haven't come across anything with that old school skunky, cheesey, funk that used to seem so common. Original strains like cheese, northern lights, ak47, jack herrer, afghan kush etc are all things i miss.
Also been years and years since i saw what i would call proper blueberry which used to be so distinct, or tangy lemon haze that both used to be staples.
I do like a lot of modern bud but it does feel like theres something missing from much of it. Maybe it is just tollerance and a broader experience?
Also been years and years since i saw what i would call proper blueberry which used to be so distinct, or tangy lemon haze that both used to be staples.
I do like a lot of modern bud but it does feel like theres something missing from much of it. Maybe it is just tollerance and a broader experience?
Legend strain, used to put few flowers on kitchen counter just to have nice smell at home 😁🏡
I can't stand it when people say they got 'gassed' off a product in reviews. Something about the word cringes me out (I know it's unreasonable).
Hybrid ratios mean almost nothing, not sure how you could ensure which percentage of which parent comes through in the offspring or realistically claim 60/40, 50/50 etc.
If you knew that you started with 1 100% indica and 1 100% sativa then technically the offspring should be 50/50 , however from experience I can tell you that some would hold more indica traits and other Sativa....Pretty sure they just estimate it and hope for the best
True enough, I guess some of each 50% or whatever won't contain information relating to the indica or sativa aspects and so can end up with any ratio of traits.
I wonder if anyone out there is messing with gene editing to create new pure and hybrid strains with specific properties. Time will tell I guess.
I wonder if anyone out there is messing with gene editing to create new pure and hybrid strains with specific properties. Time will tell I guess.
Got to be that it's a gateway drug.. really pissed me off, I've hundreds of mates who happily have a smoke but never touch anything else. How come alcohol isn't given same rep?
High time terminology changed, wees shouldn't be labeled a drug..imo.
High time terminology changed, wees shouldn't be labeled a drug..imo.
Stardawg bangs, never fell off. Everyone suddenly started saying it did when everyone else did.
I think the problem was more people calling not very good weed stardog n then people started to get the impression it wasn't very good , a good bit of stardog is hard to come by these days but also hard to beat in terms of knock out effect
Weed that smells of beef monster munch, chicken crisps or pickled onion crisps will get you very high.
There. I said it.
There. I said it.
Cannabis isn't addictive at all, I have zero dependency on THC and have no detrimental physical or mental effects when I don't have any.
100% without doubt if you get the good UK stuff , however I reckon as a Average the Dutch weed is probably slight better
You need some Dr Grinspoon from Barneys cafe in your life before making such hasty statements. And only from there, purchased from the cafe. No on can grow like them. I highly recommend it. My fav personally
All weed tastes the same to me, don’t get all the taste notes about fruity flavours but then it’s the same with wine and coffee to me. They are all great and affect me but I seem to have no discernible palette.
Hi Alchemist420
Interesting comp, I can see a few people downvoting posts.
Does the post with the most downvotes win then? ;-)
Interesting comp, I can see a few people downvoting posts.
Does the post with the most downvotes win then? ;-)
Ahaha not a bad idea but think I'm just gonna spin everyone's usernames on a random wheel to decide the winner
Don't call what you're smoking a "joint"...unless you're old school banging 2 normal rizlas or zigzags together to make that joint....
Legalizing weed in the UK if done carefully could be really beneficial.
Probably not an unpopular opinion here but the government certainly dont seem to agree!😂
Probably not an unpopular opinion here but the government certainly dont seem to agree!😂
We'd have better import weed rather than having to make do with adulterated, shitty UK grown crap if people with limited to zero intelligence had not voted to leave EU.
Most smokers dont actually get anything from the THC and would be better off smoking CBD flower but are too lazy to go ask google whats best for them
I call it the circle of stoned haha
I call it the circle of stoned haha
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