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Calling all Dabbers!
Calling all Dabbers!
After many years of smoking Bud and vape carts, I’ve decided to buy a dab rig.
My tolerance is sky high to both flower and carts, I love Bud, but it’s not the most subtle of things to smoke, with vapes, they don’t get me high, I get a little buzz but that’s pretty much it, I’ve tried various batteries, settings, carts etc.
So, having spent ages researching, I’ve bought a Puffco Peak Pro with the 3dxl chamber.
Now the problem is, I don’t know a thing about what to buy to consume in it 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ wax? Shatter? Buddah?!
So any tips/advice/recommendations will be greatly received.
My tolerance is sky high to both flower and carts, I love Bud, but it’s not the most subtle of things to smoke, with vapes, they don’t get me high, I get a little buzz but that’s pretty much it, I’ve tried various batteries, settings, carts etc.
So, having spent ages researching, I’ve bought a Puffco Peak Pro with the 3dxl chamber.
Now the problem is, I don’t know a thing about what to buy to consume in it 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ wax? Shatter? Buddah?!
So any tips/advice/recommendations will be greatly received.
I like dabbing Live resin. Shatter. Badder. Budder. Sauce. Diamonds. Rosin. Hash rosin. Really clean melty Hash. The list goes on bud. Same on the tolerance level
Our crumble is top quality and very clean. You can send it off for testing. Currently have an offer on, 1g for $20.
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I am not a regular extract buyer either so I am going for the Myconauts mystery bags, really good value and saves having to choose.
Enjoy the Puffco
Enjoy the Puffco
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*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add ba…
*^BEST JOKE^* part trois
29th October,
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
Running till 5th November evening.
Prize- 14 grams of whatever strain I have the most of.
Have as many goes as you like, 1st place can choose 2nd place and a 7 gram prize.
Same as before my Mrs will choose her favourite and therfore the winner of 14 grams.
Good luck everybody
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
One is really heavy. The other's a little lighter.
Sorry everyone!!
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
Had the Mrs in hospital so Lb takes the back seat.
I'm picking her up later, so will try and get her to read everyone's contributions.
Sorry again guy"s
I went to get me haircut the other day and the barber told me I'm going bald. I said "Well fuckin hurry up then!"
Someone has been sneaking into my weapons room and putting superglue all over everything.
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
My friend thinks i'm talking shit but i'm sticking to my guns!
I went to one of those Turkish baths on holiday...
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
They shaved with razor-sharp blade below the neck line, snipped ear & nose hairs, waxed chest hairs & plucked all the bum crack hairs, finishing with a moustache trim & alcohol rub...
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
Joash123 is the WINNER of my competition.
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Josh, could you choose your favourite as 2nd place prize please. They will receive 7 grams of flower and 14 for yourself
Well done and congratulations
Amazing surprise! I appreciate it Mr and Mrs KiG :-D hope the latter is feeling a bit better too <3 gonna go with "windiest" with his mathematician joke, cheers!
I'm so confused, I told my mate that they have an incredible mustache and suddenly she's not my friend anymore.
I hear they're making a mind controlled air freshener. It makes scents when you think about it.
A priest asked the Pope if its ok to have sex with young boys. The Pope said"Its legal when they've left school" The priest said, "Fuckin roll on 4 o'clock!"
A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. Having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. Everything goes better than expected and she agrees to accompany him on a date the following Saturday evening.
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
Saturday night arrives and the man arrives at her house laden with flowers and chocolates. To his amazement she answers the door in nothing but a towel.
"I'm sorry," she exclaims, "I am running a bit late. Please come in and I'll introduce you to my parents who will entertain you while I finish getting dressed. I should warn you however, that they are both deaf mutes."
With this she ushers him into the living room, introduces him to her parents and promptly disappears. As you can imagine this is a little uncomfortable as both parents are completely silent. Dad is sitting in his arm chair watching the soccer game, and Mum is busy knitting. After about ten minutes of complete silence, Mum suddenly jumps from her chair, pulls up her skirt pulls down her knickers and pours a glass of water over her arse. Just as suddenly Dad launches himself across the room bends her over the couch and takes her from behind. He then sits back down in his chair and places a match stick under each eye lid. The room is plunged back into eerie silence and the young man is shocked into disbelief.
After a further ten minutes the mother again rises from her chair, pulls up her skirt, pulls down her pants and throws another glass of water over her arse. Dad leaps up gives her one from behind and places two more match sticks under his eyelids.
No sooner have they concluded this strange behavior and the daughter returns fully dressed ready for their date. The evening is a complete disaster with the young man completely distracted by the goings on in the living room.
At the end of the evening the girl asks, "What's the matter? Have I done something wrong?"
"It's not you," replied her date, "It's just that the strangest thing happened while I was waiting for you and I am still a bit shocked."
After pleading with him to explain in more detail the young man reluctantly recounts the story. "Well, first your Mother jumps from her chair and lifts up her skirt. She then pulls down her pants and throws a glass of water over her behind."
"I see," says the girl, "What happened then?"
"Well, if that isn't enough your Father races from his chair leans Mum over the couch and does her from behind. He then sits back down and places a match stick under each eye lid."
"Oh, is that all?" replies the girl. The young man can't believe the casual response to this weird practice.
"It's easily explained. Mum was simply saying, 'Are you going to get this asshole a drink?' and Dad was replying, 'No, fuck him. I'm watching the match.'"
I saw my wife putting on her sexy underwear this morning. This can only mean one thing.
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
It’s laundry day.
I asked my wife to let me know the next time she has an orgasm.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
I approached a very beautiful woman in the supermarket and said, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” asked the beautiful woman.
To which I replied “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Wife: Do you want dinner?
Husband: What are my choices?
Wife: Yes or fucking no!
Two priests are stopped by the police at a roadblock. The police tell them the reason for the roadblock is that they're currently looking for two child molesters. The priests share a quick look and reply in unison: "Officer, it's your lucky day! We're the right men for the job, we can start today."
Why did the tiger get lost?
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
Because junglist MASSIVE
I've entered with that one before but I got it wrong that time
What did the nought say to the eight?
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Blimey, your belt's tight, innit??
You did say have as many goes as you like, sorry, love jokes 😬🤗💥💥💥👾
Some bloke in the Middle East has started a company that converts landmines into prayer mats ... prophets are going
through the roof.
through the roof.
Somebody broke into my house the other night, stole all my limbo equipment. How low can you go?
I was in pieces when I found out r Kelly had gone to jail, I kept thinking to myself...what's she done now?!
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I wouldn't let a lentil on my face for £40
✌🏻💚🤣
I had a water fight with some local kids earlier,, they were no match for Me and my freshly boiled kettle!
Go on then, one more just to bump the thread...
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?
Jason's Donnervan!
A holocaust survivor dies and goes to heaven and meets god. Looking to impress god, he makes a holocaust joke.
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
God says "that's not funny"
The survivor says, "guess you had to be there"
My girlfriend bought a cookbook the other day called Cheap and Easy Vegetarian Cooking. Which is perfect for her, because not only is she vegetarian
if drinking alcohol damages short-term memory…
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
Just imagine what drinking alcohol can do!
The last thing my grandfather said to me was “Pints! Litres! Gallons!”
That really….spoke volumes.
That really….spoke volumes.
A young man moved from his parents home into a new apartment of his own and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on.
The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now completely nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere, so how can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?!"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming, that was me...
Apparently the Flintstones is getting Really big in the middle east
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
The people in Iran don't like it.
But the people in Abu Dhabi DO!
2 whales swimming in the sea come across a fishing boat.
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
One whale says thats the boat that killed my wife shall we kill them as revenge ?
Other whale says yeah lets do it . They swim under the boat and blow it sky high . All the fishermen fell i to the sea and swam to the rocks . First whale says i thought we were going to kill them to which the second replys
Look i dont mind the blow job but im not swallowing the seamen . 👊🤘
2 pubes on a toilet rim . One asks the other . When u leaving ?. Other replys oh when i get pissed off
Ah went to boots the other day and says to the lass at the counter "can i have 99 condoms please " 😊
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
The girl replys " 99 condoms fuck me 😯"
So i said "Better make it 100 then " 😎
I was walking along the beach the other day and seen a woman lying there with no arms or legs crying her eyes out .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
I stopped and asked her if shes ok to which she replied yes but ive never been cuddled or held before . So i sat down and gave her a cuddle and went on my way . The next day shes there again crying and all upset so again i said hello again are you ok .
She replied yes but ive never ever been kissed passionatly before . So again i gave her a lovely kiss and told her to remember it forever and went about my way .
Walking home an hour later shes there again and crying still . So being a good citizen i asked her whats the matter now . She said ive never ever been fucked before SO i picked her up and threw her in the sea and shouted your fucked now aint ya .
What do you call a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy, on top of a pussy?
A block of flaps.
A block of flaps.
What do you call a testicle next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle, next to a testicle?
Cul-de-sack
Cul-de-sack
A guy sits down in a restaurant and orders a bowl of chili.
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
The waitress says, "Sorry, but the guy next to you got the last bowl".
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the bowl of chili is still full. He asks, "Are you going to eat that chili?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself".
He slides the bowl of chili over and starts to eat. When he gets about half way down, his spoon hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse and immediately pukes all the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got, too".
Joash123 is officially the WINNER to the competition.
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
Sorry for the delayed winner announcement
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, Your penis is bigger than your brother's 😩
I used to date a teacher. I ended it. because If I wanted sex I had to put my hand up first.
I asked the wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm…
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
She said she doesn’t like to bother me when I’m at work.
A vegan and a vegetarian are jumping off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first. Who wins?
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
........Society !
I liked this 😊 no offence intended in either Mexico or vegans of course👍😂
There is a matchstick climbing a hill and it's all sweaty because it's exhausted. Nearly at the top of the hill there's a hedgehog walking by, and the matchstick goes :
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
"Oh, if only I had known there's a bus!
Well it's that bloke who had his car stolen in Mexico, his name.....carloss 😊
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
What do you call a mexican fireman.....jose !
So there I was Saturday afternoon lay on the sofa naked watching porn on my phone and having a wank.
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
I was only there 5 minutes and the Police arrived and dragged me out of DFS
Don't think it was, said something about it not being fair because I was so hilarious 🤣🤣 na I'm kidding no idea bud
I'll have my Mrs home later so she will go through the jokes and pick a winner. I've not forgotten. 1st place will choose their best as 2nd place winner
What do you call a German who lives in a tin?
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
....Heinze!
Boom in here all week ladies and gents in the entertainment centre🤡
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”.
She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
I'd recommend a new joke book and a neuropsychological evaluation for Reanin4tednerd
Dark jokes are a good way of dealing with traumatic events and sociatal issues in a humorous way. May not be your cup of tea but if we can't laugh, what else have we got?
Gotta do you bud, never gonna win them all but at least your one less missable turd for the world to deal with - humour you still got it and that’s all that matters
It is very true they are probably people with cancer themselves who would probably laugh at that one I just read it having a nose at people's jokes fancying a laugh and stumbled upon these . Made my night reading these I also think ther was more to it than having cancer I don't personally think he finds it funny for people to have cancer there was alot more to it than that . And just remember people with cancer still have of humour and can stilll laugh
Can't we laugh and still have some morals? Fascism, mass genocide and cancer jokes are not my cup of tea but I appreciate your narrative / expression. I still think an evaluation would be a better way to deal with issues though but jokes may help I suppose 😅
Just my humble opinion, Jokes/Humour should cover everything or nothing, as others have said, many people have a dark sense of humour merely to add balance, it can be in response to traumatic life events.
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
I don’t know and have never spoken with Reanim4tednerd, but after reading his Joke, I didn’t immediately think he finds someone being diagnosed with cancer as funny, it’s just a story where the punchline comes from a total different trajectory.
Everyone is entitled to their opinion and their say, I’m not saying anyone is right or wrong, just mho.
Much love 💚💚💚
Omg
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
Firstly Thank you KIG
These pages bring smiles at times most things don’t, your like a little artisan ray of sunshine.
Love it when the page to spread some laughs when the world desperately needs some turns into a political debate on moral compass
It’s what ruined top gear (the proper one)
It’s why BBC 1 radio ruined the breakfast show
I miss my news of the world newspaper- sorry if that’s wrong but it was my comic!
Ali G thank god for your creation before the woke army
I used to be absolutely massive but still did/do joke about fat people
I’m Irish but enjoy that sometimes the reputation is accurate
We all like different humour but given this site’s purpose I think it’s a given some will make you wince and laugh at the same time. If you don’t like heat get out the kitchen !
Meanwhile we are putting racist/ misogynistic leadership around the world and only offering frankly joke competition I don’t think the evaluations here are a good use of resources. Often those chucking round diagnosis are the most in need !
If you wouldn’t go see
Ricky jervias or Frank Boyle or Jimmy Carr perhaps not the topic Paige for some biggas ?
It’s about choice - I see some subjects and know if I’m potentially going to be offended, or bored and generally not interested then I give them a swerve
Example- I don’t go on hen Do’s
I don’t go for spa days
I hate dressing up and makeup
I don’t go and moan and drain any fun out of it, just politely excuse myself and stay in my comfort zone.
The one good thing however is it opened the door for the legendary one line below from BOW13
Bravo I think the comps closed but you my friend are hilarious KIG reward this Bigga
It had me too, to be fair.
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
The Left, woke crew were trying their hardest. Good luck Mr Trump. I just hope Nigel can do the same in a few years
Reanin4tednerd is probably on Meth, 8 years old. Probably Chinese. Possibly only one leg with the fastest mobility scooter around.
Im just guessing though
Im just guessing though
My mate called me at 3am in a panic...
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
"Help me man, I've run over a pig and I don't know what to do!"
I told him to bury it on the side of the road and forget about it. An hour later he called me back and said
"Done that but what the fuck do I do with his car?"
3 guys having a beer.
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
1st one says "I've got a tiny head, I reckon it's the smallest in the world.
2nd guy says "I've got tiny hands, I bet they're the smallest in the world".
3rd one says "I've got a tiny dick, I bet it's the smallest in the world.
The next day they go to the Guiness World Records office to prove it.
1st guy goes in, after a few minutes he comes out and says "I've got the smallest head in the world!"
2nd guy goes in, when he comes out he says "I've got the smallest hands in the world!"
3rd guy goes in, when he comes back out he says "Who the fuck is Keep It Green?!"
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Samples for reviews on here and dread.
Hey man, I’d try and vape and review brother thanks 👍🏼
Samples for reviews on here and dread.
We can send 1 Cali vape or 10ml distillate!
Hi we listened to Ompiker and made a sample offer for you guys - ultra low cost to prove ourselves!
Hey man.
If you want reviews you’re gonna need to add a sample price to each product, even if it’s just the postage costs. That’ll boost sales and open you up for reviews.
Incredible price on distillate.
I’ll be buying some at that price regardless. All the best.
If you want reviews you’re gonna need to add a sample price to each product, even if it’s just the postage costs. That’ll boost sales and open you up for reviews.
Incredible price on distillate.
I’ll be buying some at that price regardless. All the best.
Hi we listened to Ompiker and made a sample offer for you guys - ultra low cost to prove ourselves!
Hi we listened to Ompiker and made a sample offer for you guys - ultra low cost to prove ourselves!
Hi we listened to Ompiker and made a sample offer for you guys - ultra low cost to prove ourselves!
Is this guy for real? And is trying to gas light me into saying the tracking number is Not the tracking number just cause it doesn’t give Live Updates like Special Next day delivery tracking does.. 🤦♂️🤦♂️
Here’s the link to the previous topic about this nugget :
https://littlebiggy.net/link/QFzYUv
I’ve uploaded his reply today and My god is he an idiot.. couldn’t resist had to call him a muppet 😂😅😅
Here’s the link to the previous topic about this nugget :
https://littlebiggy.net/link/QFzYUv
I’ve uploaded his reply today and My god is he an idiot.. couldn’t resist had to call him a muppet 😂😅😅
"Fuck me Real D, you are getting some Clowns messaging you this week 🤡. Don't know what there Smoking 🚭.think they need to get some sort of help lol 🤣🤣. Stay off the herb 🌿
Just reading that message they've wrote. Actually need to go to the toilet, before I literally Pee myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Just reading that message they've wrote. Actually need to go to the toilet, before I literally Pee myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Would be nice just to take the 4hr off from work tbh 😂
Some people expect things too hastily without taking in to account possible delays, comms and delivery have always been on point from RD for me personally
Some people expect things too hastily without taking in to account possible delays, comms and delivery have always been on point from RD for me personally
I've had some pretty annoying customers, but I never thought of plastering it over the wall for everyone to laugh at when it was quite clearly my fault as to why he's pissed. Sounds like a bad idea.
Yea he does this all the time as if trying to validate being a cheeky b*****d to customers.
He tried to paint me as a racist but when his post didnt get the response he wanted, he deleted it or some shit.
If you send a package tracked, at the very least it shows when it was received at the post office.
He didnt post mine until a couple of days after purchasing, two weeks in a row.
I knew that through tracking no. provided.
I totally get that vendors are busy and sometimes orders slip through but what kicks or reassurance are you getting posting this petty crap.
I think these specific posts targeting customers should be moderated and removed, its harrassment at the very least.
He tried to paint me as a racist but when his post didnt get the response he wanted, he deleted it or some shit.
If you send a package tracked, at the very least it shows when it was received at the post office.
He didnt post mine until a couple of days after purchasing, two weeks in a row.
I knew that through tracking no. provided.
I totally get that vendors are busy and sometimes orders slip through but what kicks or reassurance are you getting posting this petty crap.
I think these specific posts targeting customers should be moderated and removed, its harrassment at the very least.
Look man, its obviously you thats the racist for even correlating the two.
You were being a smug idiot and you were called a monkey due to that.
Anyways, the product was great and everything was fine until it wasn't.
Trying to vilify individuals by turning the whole community against him due to your personal spats, like what age are you?
Just be professional, own your mistakes/oversights and don't sell to whoever doesn't suck your arse.
These posts are so petty.
You were being a smug idiot and you were called a monkey due to that.
Anyways, the product was great and everything was fine until it wasn't.
Trying to vilify individuals by turning the whole community against him due to your personal spats, like what age are you?
Just be professional, own your mistakes/oversights and don't sell to whoever doesn't suck your arse.
These posts are so petty.
Tbh I've never had 1 issue with the guy , he's always been fair with me I have to back real d in this one
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+2 votes
BAKED Giveaway ✅
$69 21-10-2024 16:45utc+1 🙏🏼🙏🏼
BAKED Giveaway ✅
We are going to be giving away 3 packs of 5 sweets! (250mg each pack)
LTC price Friday 26th October 2024 14:00PM UK TIME.
CUTOFF IS THURSDAY MIDNIGHT.
MAX ONE GUESS, TIMESTAMP YOUR COMMENT.
Have a browse of my menu in the mean time.
Quality edibles at quality prices.
Fresh drop of flower coming soon too!
LTC price Friday 26th October 2024 14:00PM UK TIME.
CUTOFF IS THURSDAY MIDNIGHT.
MAX ONE GUESS, TIMESTAMP YOUR COMMENT.
Have a browse of my menu in the mean time.
Quality edibles at quality prices.
Fresh drop of flower coming soon too!
Hey Baked. How come you've stopped answering my messages?
It's been two weeks since the competition, and you've said it's been sent and then stopped responding. It's not like I've paid for anything, but you picked me as a winner and said that it had been sent, and responded once I told you that your expected delivery date had passed.
Just seems odd dude....
It's been two weeks since the competition, and you've said it's been sent and then stopped responding. It's not like I've paid for anything, but you picked me as a winner and said that it had been sent, and responded once I told you that your expected delivery date had passed.
Just seems odd dude....
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+1 votes
best carts from SN2D?
I had a couple of the ColdFire PB & Jane carts when I was last in Cali, hands down the best carts I’ve ever had, tasted amazing and hit like a tra…
best carts from SN2D?
Any recommendations of strong carts (preferably live resin) would be highly appreciated! :)
Have been ordering off sn2d for over 4 years now, have tried a good selection of his current (and previous carts), my order of preference would be:
1. Jetty live resin solventless (the non solventless are fire as well)
2. CBX (Cannabiotix)
3. Friendly Farms/Connected/Alien Labs - I feel they're all on par in terms of quality
I've tried a lot of others as well (Raw garden, Kurvana, Select + many sn2d no longer has) - I feel the ones I listed above have been the most consistently potent and high quality. Can't go wrong with any of them :)
1. Jetty live resin solventless (the non solventless are fire as well)
2. CBX (Cannabiotix)
3. Friendly Farms/Connected/Alien Labs - I feel they're all on par in terms of quality
I've tried a lot of others as well (Raw garden, Kurvana, Select + many sn2d no longer has) - I feel the ones I listed above have been the most consistently potent and high quality. Can't go wrong with any of them :)
have you had a package intercepted by border police yet lol? i did on my 2nd order plus had a pathetic little visit / warning from 2 coppers on my doorstep and it's kinda put me off :(
I’ve tried all of them of their menu and kurvana are the best in my opinion. They taste good and are strong. Bit more expensive than the others but worth it for quality. The 22k ones have really good flavours if you like flavoured like fruity or baked goods, they taste less like weed and are also strong they’re a good price too. All the others, raw garden, alien labs, Select, jetty etc have great taste, great potency but you’ll notice problems with the actual cart itself at some point especially if you order a few at a time, leaks, mouth piece falls off (jetty has a weird wooden mouthpiece that I personally didn’t like), threads gets stuck, glass cracks - just the way they’re manufactured. Kurvana, never had an issue with any one cart.
If you go with live resin, then it’s kinda limited but Jetty/FF/Alienlabs/URSA are sure carts.
Cold Fire 🔥🔥 over all
Best terps, better taste and effect than smoking the strain ( I had cake and jack herrer oils that beat the flower version)
Friendly farm, depends on the collab, taste not as close to flower
Kurvana feels like a distillate-boosted live resin, strong but taste artificial
Had Kurvana, friendly farm, 22k, abx ,..
Best terps, better taste and effect than smoking the strain ( I had cake and jack herrer oils that beat the flower version)
Friendly farm, depends on the collab, taste not as close to flower
Kurvana feels like a distillate-boosted live resin, strong but taste artificial
Had Kurvana, friendly farm, 22k, abx ,..
I had a couple of the ColdFire PB & Jane carts when I was last in Cali, hands down the best carts I’ve ever had, tasted amazing and hit like a train! I’d take the 11hr flight just for them.
I like the 22k live rosin.
Just ordered a coldfire, SN2D has gone to ground for a few days so having to wait to get my hands on it.
Just ordered a coldfire, SN2D has gone to ground for a few days so having to wait to get my hands on it.
ahhh man i wish i could still order from the US... I ordered 5 Kurvana last summer and got a border letter + 2 coppers on my doorstep kindly warning me not to try again. wankers!
i miss that US grade so much. i'll pay one of you fuckers handsomely to take my mail for me :)
Kurvana was just 10/10 in terms of taste and potency, all cannabinoids from plant went into their carts. really beautiful stuff. wish i could order another 5 pack again!
i miss that US grade so much. i'll pay one of you fuckers handsomely to take my mail for me :)
Kurvana was just 10/10 in terms of taste and potency, all cannabinoids from plant went into their carts. really beautiful stuff. wish i could order another 5 pack again!
no not at all, they would never put an official warning or anything that would show up in a criminal background check. I just had a job interview where I underwent an enhanced background check and it didn't show up there, neither did my past cannabis warnings.
it is likely just a note against your address, i won't take the risk on international mail again.
hilariously, when the first package got intercepted SN2D sent a free replacement - i got really paranoid that would be intercepted too but that made it through. i think i was just really unlucky or perhaps i shouldn't have ordered a large 5x pack which is heavier and more suspicious maybe?
it is likely just a note against your address, i won't take the risk on international mail again.
hilariously, when the first package got intercepted SN2D sent a free replacement - i got really paranoid that would be intercepted too but that made it through. i think i was just really unlucky or perhaps i shouldn't have ordered a large 5x pack which is heavier and more suspicious maybe?
Did you use your actual name when ordering? How would they know it was you and not a roommate for example?
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+4 votes
Competition Stream Link
Congrats Wambam 🎉🥳 looks like you’re in for a good weekend! 💚💚😁😁
Thanx to DE for running an awesome competition 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Competition Stream Link
https://meeting DOT is/1687713795?hl=en&c=h4k3kJOaqo-D
Hopefully LB will allow me to post the link.
Please be ready for 8pm when the draw will happen. The link will go live at 7:30pm
The number 57 has not been claimed by the anonymous user (he must confirm his address, so dont try anything ;))
If we roll 57, we will re-roll. Unless the anonymous user confirms his address with me before the draw.
Hopefully LB will allow me to post the link.
Please be ready for 8pm when the draw will happen. The link will go live at 7:30pm
The number 57 has not been claimed by the anonymous user (he must confirm his address, so dont try anything ;))
If we roll 57, we will re-roll. Unless the anonymous user confirms his address with me before the draw.
Thanks DiamondExtracts for running such a great competition. I was impressed with the sweets and thought I'd get a couple more bags for luck, turns out they were very lucky! Even without winning, the sweets represent great value so like Domutwo said 'everyone's a winner'. I bought a jar of the Sunset Sherbet recently so be nice to have a bit of variety going on! Have a great evening guys and thanks again to the team at DiamondExtracts.
Congrats Wambam 🎉🥳 looks like you’re in for a good weekend! 💚💚😁😁
Thanx to DE for running an awesome competition 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Thanx to DE for running an awesome competition 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Congratulations wambam. Get the xl coil for the core. Enjoy bud. Thanks to DiamondExtracts for putting on the competition. I enjoyed the sweets as well
Nice one Wambam!
And even nicer one, DiamondExtracts for running this at such considerable personal expense! This edible raffle idea was brilliant, as every entry still gets high for dirt cheap on quality stuff. Everyone's a winner!
Thanks guys!
And even nicer one, DiamondExtracts for running this at such considerable personal expense! This edible raffle idea was brilliant, as every entry still gets high for dirt cheap on quality stuff. Everyone's a winner!
Thanks guys!
https://meeting(.)is/ss/company_content/193938
Here's the stream video. Wambamthankyouman1 won with a 59.
Here's the stream video. Wambamthankyouman1 won with a 59.
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+2 votes
Our Sweet Competition Is Now LIVE!
🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 13, 14, 15, 29/10/2024 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
Our Sweet Competition Is Now LIVE!
$5 for 5 sweets. Roughly 75mg per sweet. Take one and see how you go, don't bosh them all!
Please find the listing below.
Competiton starts 25/10/2024
Competition ends 1/11/2024 or if we sell out of the sweets.
You will receive a number from us when you order. This will be your ticket. Please post this number onto here.
One pack of sweets PER ORDER. You may order multiple sweets, but they must be in separate orders. Please leave honest feedback on the sweets.
The winner will receive 1 ounce of live resin :)
The winner will be drawn via livestream and will be screen recorded for anyone who misses it and uploaded to somewhere.
Link to purchase is below. Put this at the end of your LB URL.
/item/28TdasardMs0rrZvXruh1xTW/view/p
Please find the listing below.
Competiton starts 25/10/2024
Competition ends 1/11/2024 or if we sell out of the sweets.
You will receive a number from us when you order. This will be your ticket. Please post this number onto here.
One pack of sweets PER ORDER. You may order multiple sweets, but they must be in separate orders. Please leave honest feedback on the sweets.
The winner will receive 1 ounce of live resin :)
The winner will be drawn via livestream and will be screen recorded for anyone who misses it and uploaded to somewhere.
Link to purchase is below. Put this at the end of your LB URL.
/item/28TdasardMs0rrZvXruh1xTW/view/p
Thank you for everyone that has participated in the competition, we honestly wasn't expecting such a huge rush of orders.
This competition is costing us around £500 total in postage and the cost of the products used along with postage and of course the live resin itself, but it's worth it to give this community something back.
We plan to do a similar competition in the future, except we will charge a few quid extra on our carts and you'll be given a raffle ticket this way instead. If you think this is a good idea, please let us know!
If you have a better idea for a competition, we are all ears! Please leave your idea below. It must include a raffle type system so it can be proved to be fair via live stream.
This competition is costing us around £500 total in postage and the cost of the products used along with postage and of course the live resin itself, but it's worth it to give this community something back.
We plan to do a similar competition in the future, except we will charge a few quid extra on our carts and you'll be given a raffle ticket this way instead. If you think this is a good idea, please let us know!
If you have a better idea for a competition, we are all ears! Please leave your idea below. It must include a raffle type system so it can be proved to be fair via live stream.
Will let you know how I get on, I usually make my cookies about 400mg so should be okay.
Until tomorrow ;) We have around 10 or so more going out then we will most likely draw tomorrow as the sweets are nearly gone.
Pickerwheel dot com/tools/random-number-generator
I will be using join me to stream it. I will post the 9 digit ID to view the stream. It will also be recorded/uploaded to you proof borg.
I will be using join me to stream it. I will post the 9 digit ID to view the stream. It will also be recorded/uploaded to you proof borg.
Hello, I realised that the join me website has changed a little since I last used it about 10 years ago (shocker)
I'm instead using 'crankwheel' which is essentially the same. It provides a URL for people to view my screen.
I'm instead using 'crankwheel' which is essentially the same. It provides a URL for people to view my screen.
https://meeting DOT is/1687713795?hl=en&c=ZqHkjzkO4lNX
Replace DOT with . to view the live stream
We are live now, the draw is at 8pm! Please join ASAP to view the draw live!
Replace DOT with . to view the live stream
We are live now, the draw is at 8pm! Please join ASAP to view the draw live!
If your order is marked shipped and you don't have a raffle ticket, pm me.
If your order isn't shipped and you HAVE a number. Do not pm me.
If your order isn't shipped and you HAVE a number. Do not pm me.
Aww, still marked paid, guessing I didn't make the cut!
Just gonna have to eat them all in one to get over it, now!
Just gonna have to eat them all in one to get over it, now!
Bloody amazing, nice one guys
29/10/24 16:16
Edit: Raffle numbers 55, 56
Best of luck to everyone!
29/10/24 16:16
Edit: Raffle numbers 55, 56
Best of luck to everyone!
Honestly i wish you'd do these comps before my fortnightly buys my friend.
And on the other hand as i puff on one of your 70 /30 vapes and consider the times you've sorted me big time, i can only start to consider it's a wind up at this point, it's pretty damn funny my friend.
You've a great sense of humor my friend, take care. : D
*the vapes are amazing, pretty easy to crack open safely and reuse, smoke well on paper.
Take care and best of luck with another amazing comp.
And on the other hand as i puff on one of your 70 /30 vapes and consider the times you've sorted me big time, i can only start to consider it's a wind up at this point, it's pretty damn funny my friend.
You've a great sense of humor my friend, take care. : D
*the vapes are amazing, pretty easy to crack open safely and reuse, smoke well on paper.
Take care and best of luck with another amazing comp.
I wouldn't advise doing that with other people's carts as if they add PG, it will kill you.
Damn nice tip, DE, as i add a few drops of pg to my dmt vapes.
Will keep that in mind old friend.
Take care.
Will keep that in mind old friend.
Take care.
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+1 votes
My RSO
Try it! Its like nothing else, my tolerance level is sky high, but a couple of rice grain sized bits on a weekend and it’s melt into the sofa time.
My RSO
I've got so much Rso. 60ish Ml of the 8 strain multi mix and 70ish Ml of a fresh batch that's just Watermelon zkittles with a tiny bit of Mimosa Evo in the mix.
Who wants some??
My friend said its almost good enough to dab and tastes of orange. Could definitely smell the orange when I was cooking it off in the rice cooker.
Orange is from the Orangina and Mimosa trim.
Who wants some??
Who wants some??
My friend said its almost good enough to dab and tastes of orange. Could definitely smell the orange when I was cooking it off in the rice cooker.
Orange is from the Orangina and Mimosa trim.
Who wants some??
Very true Johnny.
I've had 3 lots so far and each time it's crept up on me like a rapist lol
I've had 3 lots so far and each time it's crept up on me like a rapist lol
Sounds delicious, I’d love to try some please. Not tried RSO but all the flowers you grow are amazing and bet this is great too. Will give my baking skills a go.
Try it! Its like nothing else, my tolerance level is sky high, but a couple of rice grain sized bits on a weekend and it’s melt into the sofa time.
Not had the Watermelon tbh but it will be as fire as the multi strain probably just not so many different compounds as less strains I'd guess
Hiya mate, I’d love some please. I’ve just ordered some off another vendor actually but I’d love to try your stuff. Tbh I’ve been eyeing up your stuff for a while.. mimosa looks epic dude! When I get paid (start of the month) I’ll defo be grabbing a few bits!
It's really good, highly recommended.
I tried dabbing it and can confirm it works well, also works nicely wiped on a paper and rolled up for a joint.
I tried dabbing it and can confirm it works well, also works nicely wiped on a paper and rolled up for a joint.
I'd love to try some 😁 there's a couple selling on here that I haven't tried, I've tried around 5 sellers and there's only 2 I've been back to, I don't think I've seen you with RSO, I've seen your bud and that looks quality just out of my price range whilst not working so if your RSO is like your bud I'd love to try it, love to try the watermelon skittles that sounds like a wet evening to me🤣🤣😎
Happy to leave an honest review if you want 👍✌️
Happy to leave an honest review if you want 👍✌️
1ml RSO option is live now
ALL bank holiday orders will receive a FREE Zombi cookie
ALL bank holiday orders will receive a FREE Zombi cookie
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+2 votes
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BigRoo
Who remembers buckets & hot knives?
Back in the mid 90’s a mate of mine worked the night shift at the local Jet petrol station, one slow Sunday night he emptied one of the forecourt spil…
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BigRoo
Who remembers buckets & hot knives?
I'm currently looking at different products like the mighty and the ace cup. The bottle of the latter product made me think of what we'd do back in the day to maximise our low strength hash by using a bottle and a bucket or a bottle and hot knives.
For those who have no idea what I'm on about:
Buckets:
A bucket would use a bucket of water - hence the name which I guess shows a lack of creativity of the period - with a large coke bottle with the bottom cut out in it and with a tin foil gauze on top of the open screw thread. There was a knack to lifting the bottle while you held a lighter to the hash to get it burning and fill the bottle with smoke as the water sucks air as you lift the bottle. It was possible to screw this up and have a hash eruption that would fire hot rocks in all directions over your mates parents carpet. Assuming you'd avoided that, you'd remove the gauze and put your mouth over the end of the bottle. Then inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the bucket. This would fill your lungs with thick hash smoke.
Hot knives:
This involves another bottle with no bottom. Best to use glass - like a milk bottle. You'd raid the cutlery drawer and heat up two knives in a gas burner flame until really hot but not red hot. And yes the naming convention was still very much, 'it does what it says on the tin'. There were no ace hot knives or a mighty bucket as far as I'm aware. You'd pick up a tiny bit of hash with the hot knives and squeeze them together inside the bottle. It instantly turned most of the hash into thick smoke which you'd inhale from the bottle.
Other ways of heating the knives involved wedging them into all sorts of electrical appliances where knives probably should not be wedged.
Does anyone still do these? I've not even heard them mentioned for years. Seems a pretty basic and brutal process compared to the fancy devices you can get now. The ace cup looks so civilised in comparison. Like comparing an iPhone to two yoghurt pots on a length of string.
For those who have no idea what I'm on about:
Buckets:
A bucket would use a bucket of water - hence the name which I guess shows a lack of creativity of the period - with a large coke bottle with the bottom cut out in it and with a tin foil gauze on top of the open screw thread. There was a knack to lifting the bottle while you held a lighter to the hash to get it burning and fill the bottle with smoke as the water sucks air as you lift the bottle. It was possible to screw this up and have a hash eruption that would fire hot rocks in all directions over your mates parents carpet. Assuming you'd avoided that, you'd remove the gauze and put your mouth over the end of the bottle. Then inhale the smoke as you push the bottle back down into the bucket. This would fill your lungs with thick hash smoke.
Hot knives:
This involves another bottle with no bottom. Best to use glass - like a milk bottle. You'd raid the cutlery drawer and heat up two knives in a gas burner flame until really hot but not red hot. And yes the naming convention was still very much, 'it does what it says on the tin'. There were no ace hot knives or a mighty bucket as far as I'm aware. You'd pick up a tiny bit of hash with the hot knives and squeeze them together inside the bottle. It instantly turned most of the hash into thick smoke which you'd inhale from the bottle.
Other ways of heating the knives involved wedging them into all sorts of electrical appliances where knives probably should not be wedged.
Does anyone still do these? I've not even heard them mentioned for years. Seems a pretty basic and brutal process compared to the fancy devices you can get now. The ace cup looks so civilised in comparison. Like comparing an iPhone to two yoghurt pots on a length of string.
Remember them? I made a little bucket the other week! I fancied a bit of nostalgia so I used an old bucket from the garden, a cut up 2L bottle and a bit of foil on the top, just to keep it classic. A few lung-busting hits and I was flying!
I also made a lung a while back. For anyone who doesn't know, it's the same concept as a bucket, you cut a 2L bottle at the bottom and tape a carrier bag to it. When you burn the weed at the top, usually on tin foil, you pull the carrier bag out and it draws all the smoke in. You then take the foil off, inhale until the bag is back in, cough a lung out and get high as all hell!
Maybe this week I'll get my grubby wee mitts on some hash and put the blowtorch to the butterknife! Every time I've done hot knives I've whitey'd so wish me luck! Haha
I also made a lung a while back. For anyone who doesn't know, it's the same concept as a bucket, you cut a 2L bottle at the bottom and tape a carrier bag to it. When you burn the weed at the top, usually on tin foil, you pull the carrier bag out and it draws all the smoke in. You then take the foil off, inhale until the bag is back in, cough a lung out and get high as all hell!
Maybe this week I'll get my grubby wee mitts on some hash and put the blowtorch to the butterknife! Every time I've done hot knives I've whitey'd so wish me luck! Haha
Yes, along with drainers, and bottle bags. I mate of mine, had a bucket set up in his shed, well into his 30s. I think the bottle bag was the most elaborate, and used to try and fuck up your friends as much as possible (Stitching). Large Bottle, cut of bottom sellotape bread bag round the bottom, pushed up inside, pull the bag down to draw through the bowl in the top of the bottle. Horrific. God I miss the nineties. G
Think we called that a lung. Was like a bucketless bucket. Seems ridiculous now. Yet I guess there was beauty to the dedication and innovative nature of it all.
Yeah, I have heard it called a lung. But more of an innovative name for something made from a bottle, and a bag. 😂
Bottle bag is much more fitting name for the time period. Perhaps they started calling it a lung, not based on the mechanics of the device but on what you sacrifice to use it.
Used to have a bucket as a permanent fixture in my bedroom when I was about 18/19, along with a 4/5 litre Robinsons squash bottle in it, used to have 2 or 3 before I went to work everyday, fucking mental times, proper lung fuckers!!
Ah. You are that guy! I used to visit someone who called their bucket a bouquet like on the TV show. "anyone want a bouquet?" Kinda quaint now but happy times. I guess the availability of the original skunk removed the need to chase the extra hit.
Traffic or police cones in a bath of water used to properly fuck us up, would struggle to inhale a 1L bottle of smoke these days though!! If only I was 20yrs old again,lol
I'd actually not heard of that - what a brilliant mental image I've got now though. That's absolutely the spirit I'm referring to. I'd turn my lungs inside out if I was to attempt a bucket now.
I remember Stonehenge 81 and Glasto of that era, hot knife stands all over. 20p for a hit, great times.
Before my time but I remember back when it seemed like no one really cared about it being around. I used to go to a pub where everyone smoked openly. Cheap beer, crap local bands, openly available pot. A formative place to be as a youngster.
Christ I used to transfuse the blades in my old nanna's kitchen with grandad kenny!
circa 92'
Thanks for reminding me BigRoo!
XpeaceX
circa 92'
Thanks for reminding me BigRoo!
XpeaceX
Get a 2 litre plastic soft drink bottle and empty it (keep the cap). Make a small hole near the very bottom at the side (we favoured burning it). Get a sturdy foil milk bottle cap (thick foil works but isn't as good) and poke loads of holes in it with a pin. Plug hole with finger and fill with cold tap water. Careful position the foil on top, add hash, light hash and as it starts to flame release the water so the smoke fills the bottle. When there's still some water left plug the hole, take the foil off, cover the top with your palm, shake the cold water through the smoke, inhale smoke. Probably cough. Helps if you have a dextrous friend, or 4 arms. When finished, scrunch up bottle, add cap, discard.
Names must have travelled by mouth back then. Like someone got talking on a train to someone from London or Newcastle where waterfalls were a thing and migrated the concept. In the internet era that can happen in minutes. Yet regionally we still can't agree the name of a bread roll. Bap, cob etc.
🤣 Takes me back first way I ever smoked weed, used to call it a "death bong" and it absolutely killed me that night🤣
Youngish guy here my friend was all about theses called them gravity bongs that was when i was 16 damn good times
I don't recall ever trying one of these but can vaguely remember hearing about them. I'd forgotten about the nice quality tinfoil of the old milk bottle tops too. Simple times man.
Back in the mid 90’s a mate of mine worked the night shift at the local Jet petrol station, one slow Sunday night he emptied one of the forecourt spillage buckets to get blasted and ended up passing out in the back, the dickhead lol
A guy I used to buy off had the bucket in the shed always ready to go. He would do half g buckets all day long until he ended up with popcorn lung and it fucked him up big time.
Know your limits, too much is too late in some cases.
Nothing hits like 2 litres of dank smoke though😶🌫️
Know your limits, too much is too late in some cases.
Nothing hits like 2 litres of dank smoke though😶🌫️
Smoking copious amounts of anything will not do anyone any favours. I guess we all try to balance that. My lungs are definitely not as happy as if I didn't smoke. Up until recently I managed to keep a good level of fitness which I guess helped.
My first try of an extract made me feel like a teenager who'd just sat back from their first hotknife. I guess that's what the crazy kids aim for these days.
My first try of an extract made me feel like a teenager who'd just sat back from their first hotknife. I guess that's what the crazy kids aim for these days.
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